History Funny / TropicThunder

17th Apr '16 12:52:02 PM maxwellsilver
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-->'''Alpa:''' [[MakesSenseInContext Yo man, I got a Bust A Nut.]]

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-->'''Alpa:''' [[MakesSenseInContext Yo man, I got a gotta Bust A Nut.]]



* As hilarious as Kirk Lazarus is, the film's ''Crowning'' Funny Moment comes near the end of the final action scene: Tugg, escaping from the drug cartel with a toddler he tried to adopt hanging off his back ''repeatedly stabbing him with a knife'', finally gets fed up and ''[[RefugeInAudacity throws the toddler off the bridge into the river]]'', emphasized by the fantastic mid-air [[EverythingsBetterWithSpinning cartwheels]] he sent the kid into. [[InfantImmortality The kid, amazingly enough, survives, too]], and looks none the worse for wear (merely extremely pouty) so you don't even have to feel bad about the horrific child abuse!

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* As hilarious as Kirk Lazarus is, the film's ''Crowning'' Funny Moment comes near the end of the final action scene: Tugg, escaping from the drug cartel with a toddler he tried to adopt hanging off his back ''repeatedly stabbing him with a knife'', finally gets fed up and ''[[RefugeInAudacity throws ''throws the toddler off the bridge into the river]]'', river'', emphasized by the fantastic mid-air [[EverythingsBetterWithSpinning cartwheels]] cartwheels he sent the kid into. [[InfantImmortality The kid, amazingly enough, survives, too]], too, and looks none the worse for wear (merely extremely pouty) so you don't even have to feel bad about the horrific child abuse!
17th Apr '16 12:49:50 PM maxwellsilver
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* Most of Kirk Lazarus' lines, which would be trite/offensive if he actually ''were'' a black guy, become hilarious because he ''isn't''. His speech when [[NWordPrivileges Alpa Chino says the n-word]], the line "[[HoYay Everybody's gay once in a while! This is Hollywood!]]" and the exchange:

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* Most of Kirk Lazarus' lines, which would be trite/offensive if he actually ''were'' a black guy, become hilarious because he ''isn't''. His speech when [[NWordPrivileges Alpa Chino says the n-word]], n-word, the line "[[HoYay Everybody's "Everybody's gay once in a while! awhile! This is Hollywood!]]" Hollywood!" and the exchange:



-->'''Tugg:''' There were times while I was doing ''Jack'' where I felt...
-->[pause]
-->'''Tugg:''' ...retarded. Like, really retarded.
-->'''Kirk:''' Damn!
-->'''Tugg:''' In a weird way, I had to sort of just free myself up to believe that is was okay to be stupid or dumb.
-->'''Kirk:''' To be a moron.
-->'''Tugg:''' Yeah!
-->'''Kirk:''' To be moronical.
-->'''Tugg:''' Exactly, to be a moron.
-->'''Kirk:''' An imbecile.
-->'''Tugg:''' Yeah!
-->'''Kirk:''' Like the dumbest motherfucker that ever lived.
-->'''Tugg:''' (''pause'') When I was playing the character.
-->'''Kirk:''' When you was the character.
-->'''Tugg:''' Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, as Jack. Definitely.
-->'''Kirk:''' Jack. Stupid-ass Jack.

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-->'''Tugg:''' --->'''Tugg:''' There were times while I was doing ''Jack'' where I felt...
-->[pause]
-->'''Tugg:''' ...
--->[pause]
--->'''Tugg:''' ...
retarded. Like, really retarded.
-->'''Kirk:''' --->'''Kirk:''' Damn!
-->'''Tugg:''' --->'''Tugg:''' In a weird way, I had to sort of just free myself up to believe that is was okay to be stupid or dumb.
-->'''Kirk:''' --->'''Kirk:''' To be a moron.
-->'''Tugg:''' --->'''Tugg:''' Yeah!
-->'''Kirk:''' --->'''Kirk:''' To be moronical.
-->'''Tugg:''' --->'''Tugg:''' Exactly, to be a moron.
-->'''Kirk:''' --->'''Kirk:''' An imbecile.
-->'''Tugg:''' --->'''Tugg:''' Yeah!
-->'''Kirk:''' --->'''Kirk:''' Like the dumbest motherfucker that ever lived.
-->'''Tugg:''' --->'''Tugg:''' (''pause'') When I was playing the character.
-->'''Kirk:''' --->'''Kirk:''' When you was the character.
-->'''Tugg:''' --->'''Tugg:''' Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, as Jack. Definitely.
-->'''Kirk:''' --->'''Kirk:''' Jack. Stupid-ass Jack.



** It's even become a [[MemeticMutation meme]].



-->Any tips? Any tips you got? (''beat; snatches map from Tugg'') Gimme that goddamn map! FUCK YOU!

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-->Any --->Any tips? Any tips you got? (''beat; snatches map from Tugg'') Gimme that goddamn map! FUCK YOU!



-->'''Tugg''': We're supposed to be a unit.
-->'''Kirk''': ''Suck'' my unit.

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-->'''Tugg''': --->'''Tugg''': We're supposed to be a unit.
-->'''Kirk''': --->'''Kirk''': ''Suck'' my unit.
16th Mar '16 7:59:56 PM santos32
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-->'''Kirk:''' When you was the character.
-->'''Tugg:''' Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, as Jack. Definitely.
-->'''Kirk:''' Jack. Stupid-ass Jack.
18th Jan '16 9:14:04 PM loracarol
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* During the trailer for Kirk's movie, it mentions the actors accomplishments, stating how Kirk Lazarus has 5 Academy Awards, and Toby McGuire has MTV's best kiss award from the first Spider-Man movie.

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* During the trailer for Kirk's movie, it mentions the actors accomplishments, stating how Kirk Lazarus has 5 Academy Awards, and Toby McGuire Toby[=McGuire=] has MTV's best kiss award from the first Spider-Man movie.
12th Nov '15 5:05:57 PM nombretomado
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* RobertDowneyJr's in-character DVD commentary is priceless. ("Remember when you told [Brandon Jackson] to slap me all goddamn day, Ben? I remember. Like it was fuckin' yesterday.") He even switches to an Australian accent when Kirk has an identity crisis and realizes he is not any of his characters.

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* RobertDowneyJr's Creator/RobertDowneyJr's in-character DVD commentary is priceless. ("Remember when you told [Brandon Jackson] to slap me all goddamn day, Ben? I remember. Like it was fuckin' yesterday.") He even switches to an Australian accent when Kirk has an identity crisis and realizes he is not any of his characters.
21st Oct '15 8:25:58 PM TheFuzzinator
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-->'''Les:''' Oh, okay, Flaming Dragon. Fuckface. First, why you don't take take a big step back, and literally '''''[[SuddenlyShouting FUCK]]''''' '''[[SuddenlyShouting YOUR OWN FACE]]'''! Now, I don't know what kind of pan-Pacific power play you're trying to pull here, but Asia, jack, is my territory, so whatever you're thinking, you better think again because otherwise I'm gonna have to head down there and I will rain down an ungodly fuckin' firestorm upon you! [[ClusterFBomb You're gonna have to get the fuckin' United Nations to sign a fuckin' binding resolution to keep me from utterly destroying you! I am talking scorched earth, motherfucker! I will massacre you! I will FUCK YOU UP!]]

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-->'''Les:''' Oh, okay, Flaming Dragon. Fuckface. First, why you don't take take a big step back, and literally '''''[[SuddenlyShouting FUCK]]''''' '''[[SuddenlyShouting YOUR OWN FACE]]'''! Now, I don't know what kind of pan-Pacific power play you're trying to pull here, but Asia, jack, is my territory, so whatever you're thinking, you better think again because otherwise I'm gonna have to head down there and I will rain down an ungodly fuckin' firestorm upon you! [[ClusterFBomb You're gonna have to get the fuckin' United Nations to sign a fuckin' binding resolution to keep me from utterly fucking destroying you! I am talking scorched earth, motherfucker! I will massacre you! I will FUCK YOU UP!]]
30th Jun '15 1:35:47 PM ajbit26
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* The last time the running gag of all the characters surprise at Four Leaf actually having hands culminates in Jeff asking him if he grew his hands back.
23rd Jun '15 8:54:58 PM ajbit26
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* During the trailer for Kirk's movie, it mentions the actors accomplishments, stating how Kirk Lazarus has 5 Academy Awards, and Toby McGuire has MTV's best kiss award from the first Spider-Man movie.
1st Jun '15 3:38:53 PM jedidarrick
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--->'''Tugg:''' There were times while I was doing ''Jack'' where I felt...
--->[pause]
--->'''Tugg:''' ...retarded. Like, really retarded.
--->'''Kirk:''' Damn!
--->'''Tugg:''' In a weird way, I had to sort of just free myself up to believe that is was okay to be stupid or dumb.
--->'''Kirk:''' To be a moron.
--->'''Tugg:''' Yeah!
--->'''Kirk:''' To be moronical.
--->'''Tugg:''' Exactly, to be a moron.
--->'''Kirk:''' An imbecile.
--->'''Tugg:''' Yeah!
--->'''Kirk:''' Like the dumbest motherfucker that ever lived.
--->'''Tugg:''' (''pause'') When I was playing the character.

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--->'''Tugg:''' -->'''Tugg:''' There were times while I was doing ''Jack'' where I felt...
--->[pause]
--->'''Tugg:''' ...
-->[pause]
-->'''Tugg:''' ...
retarded. Like, really retarded.
--->'''Kirk:''' -->'''Kirk:''' Damn!
--->'''Tugg:''' -->'''Tugg:''' In a weird way, I had to sort of just free myself up to believe that is was okay to be stupid or dumb.
--->'''Kirk:''' -->'''Kirk:''' To be a moron.
--->'''Tugg:''' -->'''Tugg:''' Yeah!
--->'''Kirk:''' -->'''Kirk:''' To be moronical.
--->'''Tugg:''' -->'''Tugg:''' Exactly, to be a moron.
--->'''Kirk:''' -->'''Kirk:''' An imbecile.
--->'''Tugg:''' -->'''Tugg:''' Yeah!
--->'''Kirk:''' -->'''Kirk:''' Like the dumbest motherfucker that ever lived.
--->'''Tugg:''' -->'''Tugg:''' (''pause'') When I was playing the character.



--->'''Kirk:''' ''Never'' go full retard.
*** It's even become a [[MemeticMutation meme]].

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--->'''Kirk:''' -->'''Kirk:''' ''Never'' go full retard.
*** ** It's even become a [[MemeticMutation meme]].



--->'''Tugg''': I killed one, Rick...the thing I love most in the world.
--->'''Rick Peck''': A hooker. Oh Jesus, you killed a hooker!

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--->'''Tugg''': -->'''Tugg''': I killed one, Rick...the thing I love most in the world.
--->'''Rick -->'''Rick Peck''': A hooker. Oh Jesus, you killed a hooker!



--->'''Jeff:''' (As he chases the bat) No! No, that's my jelly beans! (Falls to the ground) No, shit...!
--->'''Alpa:''' [[MakesSenseInContext Yo man, I got a Bust A Nut.]]
--->'''Jeff:''' ''You go to Hell!!''

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--->'''Jeff:''' -->'''Jeff:''' (As he chases the bat) No! No, that's my jelly beans! (Falls to the ground) No, shit...!
--->'''Alpa:''' -->'''Alpa:''' [[MakesSenseInContext Yo man, I got a Bust A Nut.]]
--->'''Jeff:''' -->'''Jeff:''' ''You go to Hell!!''



--->'''Kevin:''' Hey Jeff, what are you doing?
--->'''Jeff:''' FUCKING! Nothing, man, it's jelly, I'm eating Jelly Beans!
--->'''Kevin:''' Ohhh..Wow I love Jelly Beans, can I have..?
--->'''Jeff:''' NO, YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY FUCKING JELLY BEANS!! They're mine. You think you're the only one who gets sick when he doesn't have his Jelly Beans? Boundaries, man, fuck.

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--->'''Kevin:''' -->'''Kevin:''' Hey Jeff, what are you doing?
--->'''Jeff:''' -->'''Jeff:''' FUCKING! Nothing, man, it's jelly, I'm eating Jelly Beans!
--->'''Kevin:''' -->'''Kevin:''' Ohhh..Wow I love Jelly Beans, can I have..?
--->'''Jeff:''' -->'''Jeff:''' NO, YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY FUCKING JELLY BEANS!! They're mine. You think you're the only one who gets sick when he doesn't have his Jelly Beans? Boundaries, man, fuck.



--->'''Kirk''': Now you gonna focus up, motherfucker, and say it! "It's me, Tugg!"
--->'''Tugg''': It's me, Tugg.
--->'''Kirk''': That's right! Now Tugg who?!
--->'''Tugg''': Tugg who? I don't know. Who are you?
--->'''Kirk''': Me?! '''I KNOW WHO I AM'''! I'm a dude playin' the dude disguised as another dude! You a dude that don't know what dude he is!
--->'''Tugg''': Or are you the dude who has no idea what dude he is and claims to know what dude he is by playing other dudes?

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--->'''Kirk''': -->'''Kirk''': Now you gonna focus up, motherfucker, and say it! "It's me, Tugg!"
--->'''Tugg''': -->'''Tugg''': It's me, Tugg.
--->'''Kirk''': -->'''Kirk''': That's right! Now Tugg who?!
--->'''Tugg''': -->'''Tugg''': Tugg who? I don't know. Who are you?
--->'''Kirk''': -->'''Kirk''': Me?! '''I KNOW WHO I AM'''! I'm a dude playin' the dude disguised as another dude! You a dude that don't know what dude he is!
--->'''Tugg''': -->'''Tugg''': Or are you the dude who has no idea what dude he is and claims to know what dude he is by playing other dudes?



--->'''Kirk''': We lost! WE FUCKIN' SUPER LOST, MAN!

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--->'''Kirk''': -->'''Kirk''': We lost! WE FUCKIN' SUPER LOST, MAN!



--->'''Alpa''': Why am I in this movie? Maybe it's because I knew I had to represent. They had one good role for a black man, and they gave it to Film/CrocodileDundee!
--->'''Kirk''': (''stops smiling'') Pump your brakes, kid. That man's a national treasure.
--->'''Alpa''': I just wanna throw another shrimp on your barby.
--->'''Kirk''': That shit ain't funny.
--->'''Alpa''': I'm just messin' with you, Film/KangarooJack. I'm so sorry a dingo ate your baby!
--->'''Kirk''': Y'know, that's a true story? Lady lost her kid. You 'bout to cross some fuckin' lines!

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--->'''Alpa''': -->'''Alpa''': Why am I in this movie? Maybe it's because I knew I had to represent. They had one good role for a black man, and they gave it to Film/CrocodileDundee!
--->'''Kirk''': -->'''Kirk''': (''stops smiling'') Pump your brakes, kid. That man's a national treasure.
--->'''Alpa''': -->'''Alpa''': I just wanna throw another shrimp on your barby.
--->'''Kirk''': -->'''Kirk''': That shit ain't funny.
--->'''Alpa''': -->'''Alpa''': I'm just messin' with you, Film/KangarooJack. I'm so sorry a dingo ate your baby!
--->'''Kirk''': -->'''Kirk''': Y'know, that's a true story? Lady lost her kid. You 'bout to cross some fuckin' lines!
9th Mar '15 12:30:20 PM Damar
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