History Funny / TropicThunder

4th Sep '17 12:23:14 PM Medinoc
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-->'''Les:''' Oh, okay, Flaming Dragon. Fuckface. First, why you don't take take a big step back, and literally '''''[[SuddenlyShouting FUCK]]''''' '''[[SuddenlyShouting YOUR OWN FACE]]'''! Now, I don't know what kind of pan-Pacific power play you're trying to pull here, but Asia, jack, is my territory, so whatever you're thinking, you better think again because otherwise I'm gonna have to head down there and I will rain down an ungodly fuckin' firestorm upon you! [[ClusterFBomb You're gonna have to get the fuckin' United Nations to sign a fuckin' binding resolution to keep me from fucking destroying you! I am talking scorched earth, motherfucker! I will massacre you! I will FUCK YOU UP!]]

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-->'''Les:''' Oh, okay, Flaming Dragon. Fuckface. First, why you don't take take a big step back, and literally '''''[[SuddenlyShouting FUCK]]''''' '''[[SuddenlyShouting YOUR OWN FACE]]'''! Now, I don't know what kind of pan-Pacific bullshit power play you're trying to pull here, but Asia, jack, is my territory, so whatever you're thinking, you better think again because otherwise I'm gonna have to head down there and I will rain down an ungodly fuckin' firestorm upon you! [[ClusterFBomb You're gonna have to get call the fuckin' United Nations to sign get a fuckin' binding resolution to keep me from fucking destroying you! I am talking scorched earth, motherfucker! I will massacre you! I will FUCK YOU UP!]]
26th Aug '17 9:10:52 PM CurledUpWithDakka
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* During the trailer for Kirk's movie, it mentions the actors accomplishments, stating how Kirk Lazarus has 5 Academy Awards, and Toby[=McGuire=] has MTV's best kiss award from the first Spider-Man movie.

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* During the trailer for Kirk's movie, it mentions the actors accomplishments, stating how Kirk Lazarus has 5 Academy Awards, and Toby[=McGuire=] Toby [=McGuire=] has MTV's best kiss award from the first Spider-Man movie.
12th Jul '17 6:43:59 AM GrecoRomanGuy
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-->'''Grossman''': And who here is the key grip? You? You! Hit that director in the face, really fucking hard!

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-->'''Grossman''': And who here is the key grip? You? You! Hit that director in the face, really fucking hard! (After the director is punched) ''This is all your fault,'' '''''you limey FUCK!'''''
20th Jun '17 10:24:20 AM mouschilight
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* At the end of the movie, when [[spoiler: Tugg wins the "Best Actor" Oscar]], the look on Jon Voight's face (and what he's obviously saying under the crowd noise) is a gem.

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* At the end of the movie, when [[spoiler: Tugg wins the "Best Actor" Oscar]], the look on Jon Voight's Creator/JonVoight's face (and what he's obviously saying under the crowd noise) is a gem.
20th Jun '17 10:22:55 AM mouschilight
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-->'''Kirk:''' ''Never'' go full retard.

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-->'''Kirk:''' --->'''Kirk:''' ''Never'' go full retard.



--> '''Tugg''': I'm a rooster illusion.
--> '''Kevin''': (''{{Beat}}'' ). [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Fuck it.]]

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--> ---> '''Tugg''': I'm a rooster illusion.
--> ---> '''Kevin''': (''{{Beat}}'' ). [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Fuck it.]]



* When Les Grossman has a video conference with Damien, and is very displeased about the delays and screwups.

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* When Les Grossman has a video conference with Damien, and is very displeased about the delays and screwups.screw-ups.
12th Jun '17 3:51:37 PM wyattte
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* Jeff tied up during the campfire scene, trying to convince the others to let him out so he can score more heroin.
-->'''Kevin:''' Jeff, you're just gonna have to tough it out.
-->'''Jeff:''' '''''Your mother's a cankerous whore!!!''''' [{{Beat}}] [[MoodWhiplash Hey, remember that time I called your mother a cankerous whore? I'm sorry. I didn't mean that.]]
** Even better, he tries to take advantage of ArmoredClosetGay Alpa.
-->'''Jeff:''' Alpa, if you untie me I will literally suck your dick right now.
-->'''Alpa:''' I told you, for the last time, I love the pussy!
-->'''Jeff:''' [[UnusualEuphemism I'll cradle the balls, stroke the shaft, work the pipe, and swallow the gravy.]] Get it over here, buddy, let's do this.



* "Your mother's a cankerous whore!!! Hey, remember that time I called your mother a cankerous whore? I'm sorry. I didn't mean that."
22nd Feb '17 7:33:24 AM DanDan
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** Even better is Creator/RobertDowneyJr briefly {{corpsing}} after the line.

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** Even better is Creator/RobertDowneyJr briefly {{corpsing}} after the line. Even funnier is the bizarre open mouth stare he leans forward with.
1st Feb '17 2:28:55 PM Flynt_Coal
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** After Kirk is back to normal near the end of the scene, all they have to do next is get through to Tugg. Kevin asks if Tugg is with them, and his response?
--> '''Tugg''': I'm a rooster illusion.
--> '''Kevin''': (''{{Beat}}'' ). [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Fuck it.]]
4th Dec '16 7:35:53 AM TheWildWestPyro
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* Most of Kirk Lazarus' lines, which would be trite/offensive if he actually ''were'' a black guy, become hilarious because he ''isn't''. His speech when Alpa Chino says the n-word, the line "Everybody's gay once in awhile! This is Hollywood!" and the exchange:

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* Most of Kirk Lazarus' lines, which would be trite/offensive if he actually ''were'' a black guy, become hilarious because he ''isn't''. His Some of the highlights include his speech when Alpa Chino says the n-word, the line "Everybody's gay once in awhile! This is Hollywood!" and the exchange:
18th Nov '16 8:15:01 PM DeepRecon
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* When the Flaming Dragon scouts find the group of actors just after Cockburn has stepped on a landmine, they report them as "a heavily armed American force." Nevertheless, they get ready to kill them...only to keep watching as Tugg nonchalantly sticks Cockburn's severed head on the end of his rifle, turn towards the scouts' position (inadvertently), and flaunt Cockburn's death. The head scout reports in a tone of complete and serious astonishment:
-->'''Scout''': They have no fear of death.
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