History Funny / TreasurePlanet

* After getting chewed out by the Captain, Delbert and Jim mutually complain about how they don't like her, forgetting that Mr. Arrow, Amelia's ''incredibly loyal first officer and very close friend'', is right behind them. They quickly don OhCrap expressions when he shuts them up.

* After getting chewed out by the Captain, Delbert and Jim mutually bitch about how they don't like her, forgetting that Mr. Arrow, Amelia's ''incredibly loyal first officer and very close friend'', is right behind them. They quickly don OhCrap expressions when he shuts them up.

-->''(Doppler winces in reaction)''

** "A little uglier." "[[{{Gonk}} Buahahahaha!]]" "Pretty close."

* "I am ''not'' leaving my ''buddy'', Jimmy!" (One DeathGlare later) "...unless he looks at me like ''that.'' Uh. BYE, JIM!"
* "All my ''life'', I've been waiting for an opportunity like this, and here it is, ''screaming'': Go Delbert! Go Delbert!"

** "BACK YA GO, YOU NAUGHTY PLUG!!"

* Jim hiding in the barrel of space-plums, nervously handing up Scroop one of them so that he doesn't notice him.

** Even funnier, Onus screams, "We were better off on ''an exploding planet!''"

-->'''Sarah:''' Delbert, will you please explain to him how ridiculous this is?
-->'''Doppler:''' It's totally preposterous! Traversing the whole galaxy alone!

-->'''Doppler:''' That's why ''I'm'' coming with you.

-->'''Sarah:''' Are you saying that because it's the right thing or because you really want to go.
-->'''Doppler:''' (Looks pleading and sheepish) I really really really really want to go. (Becomes serious again). And it's the right thing.

--> '''Pirate:''' ''(BELCH!)''
--> '''Doppler:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Yes, you.]] I have a question: Is it that your ''body'' is too ''massive'' for your teeny-tiny head --''(Amelia's eyes widen in an "OhCrap" expression)'' -- or is it that your ''head'' is too teeny-tiny for your ''big fat '''body'''?!?''
--> '''Pirate:''' [grabs Doppler] I pummel you good!
--> '''Doppler:''' Yes, I'm sure you will, but before you do, I have one more question. [pulls out a gun and points it at pirate] Is this yours?

-->'''Doppler''': Excuse me, uh, officers? Perhaps ''I'' can be of assistance. I am the renowned astrophysicist Doctor Delbert Doppler. Perhaps you heard of me? ''(Uncomfortable {{Beat}})'' ''No?'' Uh, I have a clipping...

-->''(Both Doppler and Mrs. Hawkins react very squickily to the suggestion)''

-->'''Constable-Bots ([[HiveMind In a unison]], booming voice)''': '''''BACK OFF, SIR!'''''

--> '''Doppler:''' [[ShoutOut Dangit]], [[Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries Jim]], [[ImADoctorNotAPlaceholder I'm an astronomer, not a doctor!]] I mean, I am a doctor, but [[NotThatKindOfDoctor not that kind of doctor]], I have a doctorate, it's not the same thing, you can't help people with a doctorate, you just sit there and you're ''useless!''

** "BACK YOU GO, YOU NAUGHTY PLUG!!"
** And before they board the ship, Jim is trying to sneak through the pirates' camp and B.E.N. nearly gives them away, "SO WHAT'S THE PLAN??"

-->'''Captain Amelia:''' Down on the right! THE RIGHT!

--> '''Doppler:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Yes, you.]] I have a question: Is it that your ''body'' is too ''massive'' for your teeny-tiny head--or is it that your ''head'' is too teeny-tiny for your ''big fat '''body'''?!?''

-->'''Sarah:''' Are you saying that because it's the right thing to do or because you really want to go.
-->'''Doppler:''' (Looks pleading and sheepish) I really really really really want to go. (Becomes serious again). But also it's the right thing to do.

** Also funny is the fact that the "cabbage patch" he does later in the scene was [[ThrowItIn an ab-lib his actor made up]].

** "A little uglier." "[[Gonk Buahahahaha!]]" "Pretty close."

** "A little uglier." "Nyahahaha!" "Pretty close."

-->'''B.E.N.:''' Jimmy, I—I don't know about you, but I'm starting to see my life pass in front of my eyes. [[LaserGuidedAmnesia At least, I think it's my life...]] [[NoIndoorVoice WAS I EVER]] [[NoodleIncident DANCING WITH AN ANDROID NAMED LUPE?!]]

-->'''Dr. Doppler:''' I KNOW! I KNOW! WILL YOU JUST '''''LET ME DRIVE?!'''''
** Even funnier, Onus screams, "We were better off on ''exploding planet!''"

--> '''Pirate:''' [[OhCrap Uh...]]

--> '''Doppler:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Yes, you.]] I have a question: Is it that your ''body'' is too ''massive'' for your teeny-tiny head--or is it that your ''head'' is too teeny-tiny for your ''big fat '''body'''?!?''

--> '''Doppler:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Yes, you.]] Is it that your ''body'' is too ''massive'' for your teeny-tiny head--or is it that your ''head'' is too teeny-tiny for your ''big fat '''body'''?!?''

* "[[ShoutOut Dangit]], [[Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries Jim]], [[ImADoctorNotAPlaceholder I'm an astronomer, not a doctor!]] I mean, I am a doctor, but [[NotThatKindOfDoctor not that kind of doctor]], I have a doctorate, it's not the same thing, you can't help people with a doctorate, you just sit there and you're ''useless!''"

--> '''Sarah:''' DELBERT!

-->'''Doppler''': You know actually I '''did'''?

-->'''Cyborg Cop''': Are you the boy's father?

-->'''Cyborg Cops ([[HiveMind In a unison]], booming voice)''': '''''BACK OFF, SIR!'''''

-->'''Captain Amelia:''' Go to the right! The right!
-->'''Dr. Doppler:''' I know, I know, ''will you just let me '''drive ?!'''''
** Even funnier, Onus screams, "We were better off on an ''exploding planet!''"

-->'''Doppler:''' It's totally preposterous! Traversing the whole galaxy alone!"

-->'''Doppler''': Excuse me, uh, officers? Perhaps ''I'' can be of assistance. I am the famous Doctor Delbert Doppler. Perhaps you heard of me? ''(Uncomfortable {{Beat}})'' ''No?'' I do have a clipping...

** [[FridgeLogic Jim brought a pet home at the end of the movie:]] ''Morph''.

* When Jim theorizes about the whole planet being the mechanism and that the treasure is buried in the center of the planet, some of the pirates take him literally and begin trying to dig to the center of the planet.

-->'''Dr. Doppler:''' I know, I know! '''''Will you just let me drive woman?!'''''