History Funny / ToyStory3

* Pretty much any scene with [[GratuitousSpanish Spanish Buzz]]. Why? So far, we've seen at least 3 different multiple Buzz personalities already (Space Ranger, Enlightened, and Mrs. Nesbit)]]. Yet Pixar has somehow managed to take the idea of the Deluded Space Ranger UpToEleven because now he's a ''Spanish'' Deluded Space Ranger. It's all the better if you've ever seen Spanish soap operas. The longer lines he says are as cheesy as the lines can get in an ''actual'' Spanish soap opera. The voice actor's [[LargeHam over the top delivery]] of the lines is the clincher, though.

** Not to mention [[https://youtu.be/Pg99DsuYvyM the flamenco that comes just before it. Just try not to crack up when El Buzzo pulls that crazy-crab-walk-windmill move. [[FailureIsTheOnlyOption You will fail.]]]]

* Pretty much any scene with [[spoiler:[[GratuitousSpanish Spanish Buzz]].]] Why? So far, we've seen [[spoiler:at least 3 different multiple Buzz personalities already (Space Ranger, Enlightened, and Mrs. Nesbit)]]. Yet Pixar has somehow managed to take the idea of the Deluded Space Ranger UpToEleven because [[spoiler:now he's a ''Spanish'' Deluded Space Ranger]]. It's all the better if you've ever seen [[spoiler:Spanish soap operas]]. The longer lines he says are as cheesy as the lines can get in [[spoiler:an ''actual'' Spanish soap opera]]. The voice actor's [[LargeHam over the top delivery]] of the lines is the clincher, though.
** [[spoiler:"El Vaquero!" (The Cowboy!)]]
** ''[[spoiler:[[Series/SesameStreet "Abierto!"]]]]''
** [[spoiler:Even better in the European Spanish version, where he speaks with a marked Andalusian accent; and the Mexican Spanish version, where he speaks with an actual European Spanish accent.]]
* Jessie's reaction to [[spoiler:Spanish Buzz Lightyear.]]
-->'''Jessie:''' Did you [[spoiler:fix Buzz]]?\\

* And for that matter, Woody's reaction to [[spoiler:Spanish Buzz Lightyear [[HoYay kissing him twice on the cheeks]]]].

-->'''Buzz:''' [[spoiler:''[to Jessie]'' Ven conmigo, mi amor. Yo te mostraré las maravillas de la galaxia y vamos a derrotar el mal con nuestro amor.[[labelnote:Translation:]]Come with me, my love. I will show the wonders of the galaxy and we will defeat evil with our love.[[/labelnote]]]]
** Not to mention [[spoiler:[[https://youtu.be/Pg99DsuYvyM the flamenco that comes just before it]]. Just try not to crack up when El Buzzo pulls that crazy-crab-walk-windmill move. [[FailureIsTheOnlyOption You will fail.]]]]

* In order to help the other toys escape, Barbie [[spoiler: tricks Ken into breaking her out of "jail," then modeling his clothes. She eventually ties him up and starts ruining his vintage clothing so he'll crack and tell her how to fix Buzz.]] When she goes to [[spoiler: retrieve the manual]], she's wearing Ken's space suit, but forgot to remove her pink high heels. The Bookworm takes one look at the heels and goes, "Yeesh!"

-->'''Jessie:''' [[spoiler:Don't worry! I'll be fine! ''[whispers]'' Besides, I know about Buzz's Spanish mode.]]\\
'''Buzz:''' [[spoiler:My what?]]

* [[spoiler:"Lotso is a big, evil bear. Who [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking smells of STRAWBERRIES]]."]]

* The entire opening sequence. Seriously. It's just so hilariously [[WorldOfHam overblown]] and [[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome epic]] that words don't do it justice. It gets even better when you realized the whole damn thing is just [[spoiler:[[CallBack Andy's playtime in the eyes of the toys.]]]]

* Pretty much everything said by [[spoiler: Bonnie]] during her playtime is a combination of this and SugarWiki/HeartwarmingMoments:

** After being thoroughly creeped out by that monkey, [[spoiler:seeing him in star-shaped sunglasses during the end credits]] will produce a smile.

* [[spoiler:The [=LGMs=] rescuing the other toys from the incinerator]] is mostly a CrowningMomentOfAwesome, but the sheer MoodWhiplash it entails can be pretty amusing, as the scene instantly shifts from the [[NightmareFuel one of the darkest moments in Pixar history]] to [[BrickJoke a punchline fifteen years in the making]]:
-->[[spoiler:'''THE CLAAAAAAAWWW!!!''']]

* Pretty much any scene with [[spoiler:[[GratuitousSpanish Spanish Buzz]].]] Why? So far, we've seen at least 3 different multiple Buzz personalities already (Space Ranger, Enlightened, and Mrs. Nesbit). Yet Pixar has somehow managed to take the idea of the Deluded Space Ranger UpToEleven because now he's a ''Spanish'' Deluded Space Ranger. It's all the better if you've ever seen Spanish soap operas. The longer lines he says are as cheesy as the lines can get in an ''actual'' Spanish soap opera. The voice actor's [[LargeHam over the top delivery]] of the lines is the clincher, though.
** "El Vaquero!" (The Cowboy!)
** ''[[Series/SesameStreet "Abierto!"]]''
** Even better in the European Spanish version, where he speaks with a marked Andalusian accent; and the Mexican Spanish version, where he speaks with an actual European Spanish accent.

-->'''Buzz:''' ''[to Jessie]'' Ven conmigo, mi amor. Yo te mostraré las maravillas de la galaxia y vamos a derrotar el mal con nuestro amor.[[labelnote:Translation:]]Come with me, my love. I will show the wonders of the galaxy and we will defeat evil with our love.[[/labelnote]]
** Not to mention the flamenco that comes just before it. Just try not to crack up when El Buzzo pulls that crazy-crab-walk-windmill move. [[FailureIsTheOnlyOption You will fail.]]

** Even better in the Spanish Castilian version, where he speaks with a marked Andalusian accent.

* Think about the scene where Ms. Davis asks if Andy wants to donate his toys or sell them online, and he responds by saying no one will want them because they're 'junk'. He's saying this about 'all' of the toys...including Woody, Jessie, and Bullseye, who have been established as being rare and valuable enough that a ''Japanese toy museum'' wanted to get their hands on them (albeit a complete set with Stinky Pete). Andy can easily be forgiven for not knowing their value as a kid, but there's something amusing about the fact that even a decade later, he still doesn't realize that he has '''three''' extremely valuable toys that could make him quite the cash (though it's a good thing that he didn't sell them and separate them from the rest of the gang). [[WesternAnimation/ToyStory2 Al]] would've chewed Andy for saying such words.

* Think about the scene where Ms. Davis asks if Andy wants to donate his toys or sell them online, and he responds by saying no one will want them because they're 'junk'. He's saying this about 'all' of the toys...including Woody, Jessie, and Bullseye, who have been established as being rare and valuable enough that a ''Japanese toy museum'' wanted to get their hands on them (albeit a complete set with Stinky Pete). Andy can easily be forgiven for not knowing their value as a kid, but there's something amusing about the fact that even a decade later, he still doesn't realize that he has '''three''' extremely valuable toys that could make him quite the cash (though it's a good thing that he didn't sell them and separate them from the rest of the gang).

* Think about the scene where Mrs. Davis asks if Andy wants to donate his toys or sell them online, and he responds by saying no one will want them because they're 'junk'. He's saying this about 'all' of the toys...including Woody, Jessie, and Bullseye, who have been established as being rare and valuable enough that a ''Japanese toy museum'' wanted to get their hands on them (albeit a complete set with Stinky Pete). Andy can easily be forgiven for not knowing their value as a kid, but there's something amusing about the fact that even a decade later, he still doesn't realize that he has '''three''' extremely valuable toys that could make him quite the cash (though it's a good thing that he didn't sell them and separate them from the rest of the gang).

* Pretty much any scene with [[spoiler:[[GratuitousSpanish Spanish Buzz]].]] Why? So far, we've seen at least 3 different multiple Buzz personalities already (Space Ranger, Enlightened, and Mrs. Nesbit). Yet Pixar has somehow managed to take the idea of the Deluded Space Ranger UpToEleven because now he's a ''Spanish'' Deluded Space Ranger.

-->'''Jessie:''' Did you fix Buzz?\\

* And for that matter, Woody's reaction to [[spoiler:Spanish Buzz Lightyear]].
-->[After [[HoYay Buzz kisses him twice on the cheeks.]]]\\
'''Woody:''' ''[{{beat}}]'' [[FlatWhat We've gotta switch him back.]]

* Most things involving Ken. The best is probably Demo Buzz's reply of "Yes, [[CampStraight Well Groomed Man!]]" The Brazilian dubbing makes that even funnier ("Affirmative, plastic metrosexual!").

** And then the line of him asking Woody if he's "[[ClassicallyTrainedExtra classically trained]]."

* Despite being sort of scary and weird, brainwashed Buzz has some really funny quotes. "Quiet, musical hog!"

* "El Vaquero!" (The Cowboy!)
** ''[[Series/SesameStreet "Abierto!"]]''
** ''Every single line'' said by Spanish Mode Buzz is hilarious if you've ever seen Spanish soap operas. The longer lines he says are as cheesy as the lines can get in an ''actual'' Spanish soap opera. The voice actor's [[LargeHam over the top delivery]] of the lines is the clincher, though.
** Even better in the Spanish Castilian version, where he speaks with a marked Andalusian accent.

* The WhereAreTheyNow ending is both this and SugarWiki/HeartwarmingMoments. Five words: "Romeo. Wherefore art thou Romeo?"

* "Just a ''dinosaur''". The context, coupled with Kristen Schall's voice acting, which managed to make the line sound simultaneously apologetic ''and'' dismissive, never fails to please. And if you look at Trixie after she says that, her eyes shift back to Woody for just a moment. It's subtle, but it'll get you.
* Though the CymbalBangingMonkey was NightmareFuel for some, it's hard to hold back laughter at the telephone's speech to Woody. [[InherentlyFunnyWords There's something hilarious about a dramatic briefing with the word "monkey" in it]].

** Same scene, same moment. Buzz notices the more experienced toys taking cover when the kids are about to enter the room. He gets the hint and tries to warn Rex, but to no avail. What sells it is when he breaks the "don't move when they can see you" rule and flips on his helmet when the kids are about to grab him.

* Pretty much any scene with [[spoiler:[[GratuitousSpanish Spanish Buzz]].]] Why? So far, we've seen at least 3 different multiple Buzz personalities already (Space Ranger, Enlightened, and Mrs. Nesbit). Yet Pixar has somehow managed to take the idea of a deluded Space Ranger UpToEleven and make it new and fresh again. [[spoiler:Plus, he's a '''Flamenco Dancing Astronaut'''!]]

* Pretty much any scene with [[spoiler:[[GratuitousSpanish Spanish Buzz]].]] Why? So far we've seen at least 3 different multiple Buzz personalities already (Space Ranger, Enlightened and Mrs. Nesbit). Yet PIXAR has somehow managed to take the idea of a deluded Space Ranger UpToEleven and make it new and fresh again. [[spoiler:Plus, he's a '''Flamenco Dancing Astronaut'''!]]
* Jessie's reaction to [[spoiler: Spanish Buzz Lightyear.]]
--> '''Jessie:''' Did you fix Buzz?
--> '''Hamm:''' Eh... sort of.

-->(After [[HoYay Buzz kisses him twice on the cheeks.]])\\

-->'''Buzz:''' ''[to Jessie]'' Ven conmigo, mi amor. Yo te mostraré las maravillas de la galaxia y vamos a derrotar el mal con nuestro amor.
** Translated for those who don't speak Spanish "Come with me, my love. I will show the wonders of the galaxy and we will defeat evil with our love."

* Most things involving Ken. The best is probably Buzz's reply of "Yes, [[CampStraight Well Groomed Man!]]" The Brazilian dubbing makes that even funnier ("Affirmative, plastic metrosexual!").

-->'''Ken:''' It's almost like we were...
-->'''Ken and Barbie:''' ''Made'' for each other.

* This exchange when Woody first meets Bonnie's toys.
-->'''Woody:''' Look, I just need to know how to get out of here.
-->'''Buttercup (melodramatically):''' There ''is'' no way out!
-->'''Woody:''' ''(gasps)''
-->'''Buttercup:''' Just kidding, door's right over there.

-->'''Jessie:''' [[spoiler:Don't worry! I'll be fine! ''[whispers]'' Besides, I know about Buzz's Spanish mode.]]
-->'''Buzz:''' [[spoiler:My what?]]

--> "You will not BELIEVE what I've been through tonight."
* [[spoiler: "Lotso is a big, evil bear. Who [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking smells of STRAWBERRIES]]."]]

-->'''Buzz:''' That Barbie's got some nice handwriting.
-->'''Jessie:''' Uh... Buzz? Barbie didn't write this...

-->'''Jessie:''' Poor Barbie!
-->'''Hamm:''' I get the Corvette.
* Woody introducing himself to Dolly cracks me up for some reason. It's the delivery of the line that nails it:
--> '''Woody:''' The name's Woody.
--> '''Dolly:''' Woody, huh? You're gonna stick with that? [...] Of course, you're getting this from a doll named Dolly.
* Mr. Pricklepants: [[LargeHam "Well, EXCUSE me, I'm trying to stay in character!"]]

* The entire opening sequence. Seriously. It's just so hilariously [[WorldOfHam overblown]] and [[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome epic]] that words don't do it justice. It gets even better when you realized the whole damn thing is just [[spoiler: [[CallBack Andy's playtime in the eyes of the toys.]]]]

** The best part is that the entire scene is one long CallBack to the opening scene in the first ''and'' second movies.

-->'''Woody:''' I got to get home to my owner. ''(Shows him his ANDY boot upside-down)''
-->'''Trixie:''' Who's Yidna?
-->'''Mr. Pricklepants:''' I think it's pronounced Yid-''[[ItIsPronouncedTroPAY nay]]''.
* Pretty much everything said by [[spoiler: Bonnie]] during her playtime is a combination of this and SugarWiki/HeartwarmingMoments: "The ghosts are throwing pies!", "I have the secret ingredient-Jellybeans!", "We need a spaceship to get away from the witch!"

--->'''Trixie:''' ''[Excited]'' I'm pretty sure I just came back from the doctors with ''life-changing news!''

-->'''Jessie:''' Woody, we were wrong to leave Andy. I-I was wrong.
-->'''Mr. Potato Head:''' Jessie's right, Woody. [[HypocriticalHumor She]] '''[[HypocriticalHumor was]]''' [[HypocriticalHumor wrong]]!

--> "I told you kids, '''[[AssShove stay out of my butt!]]'''"

* Though the Monkey was NightmareFuel for some, it's hard to hold back laughter at the telephone's speech to Woody. [[InherentlyFunnyWords There's something hilarious about a dramatic briefing with the word "monkey" in it]].

** After being thoroughly creeped out by that monkey, [[spoiler: seeing him in star-shaped sunglasses during the end credits]] will produce a smile.

* Chuckles, you'd expect with a name like that that he'd be smiling, but then the camera cuts to reveal his face to us and he's frowning. Made even funnier by him having an unexpectedly gruff tone of voice and intense delivery that seems very out of place for a toy clown.

-->'''Barbie:''' Ooh, a Nehru jacket...
-->'''Ken:''' ''(horrified gasp)'' Barbie, [[AnythingButThat not the Nehru!]]

* When Andy's Mom takes the rest of the gang towards the curb thinking they're garbage, Woody whistles for Buster like he did in the previous film. Except this time, Buster is a very old dog and just falls asleep when he enters the room- right on top of Woody!

-->'''Mr. Potato Head:''' Andy doesn't want us anymore.
-->'''Woody:''' He was putting you '''[[SuddenlyShouting IN THE ATTIC!]]'''

-->'''Woody:''' Daycare is a sad, lonely place for washed up old toys who have no owners.
-->''(beat; Barbie starts crying)''
-->'''Hamm:''' [[SarcasmMode Quite the charmer, aren't you?]]
* Hamm and Rex's trying to fight with each other during the prison breakout sequence, but due to their short arms, they just end up slap-fighting!
* Rex exitedly placing himself right in front of the door in the Caterpillar room, only to be knocked away when the toddlers storm in.

* "Just a ''dinosaur''". The context, coupled with Kristen Schall's voice acting, which managed to make the line sound apologetic ''and'' dismissive, at the same time, never fails to please. And if you look at Trixie after she says that, her eyes shift back to Woody for just a moment. It's subtle, but it'll get you.

-->'''Jessie:''' Uh... Buzz? Barbie didn't write that...

* This scene after realizing how literal that line is.

--> ''NOT THE NEHRU JACKET!''

-->'''Woody:''' He was putting you [[SuddenlyShouting '''IN THE ATTIC!''']]

-->'''Woody:''' He was putting you '''IN THE ATTIC!'''

* Pretty much any scene with [[spoiler:[[GratuitousSpanish Spanish Buzz]].]] Why? So far we've seen at least 3 different multiple Buzz personalities already (Space Ranger, Enlightened and Mrs. Nesbit). Yet PIXAR has somehow managed to take the idea of a deluded Space Ranger and [[UpToEleven up it to the 11]] make it new and fresh again. [[spoiler:Plus, he's a '''Flamenco Dancing Astronaut'''!]]

-->(After [[HoYay Buzz kisses him twice on the cheeks.]]) '''Woody:''' *{{beat}}* [[FlatWhat We've gotta switch him back.]]

-->'''To Jessie''': "Ven conmigo, mi amor. Yo te mostraré las maravillas de la galaxia y vamos a derrotar el mal con nuestro amor."

* Most things involving Ken. The best is probably Buzz's reply of "Yes, [[CampStraight Well Groomed Man!]]"
** The Brazilian dubbing makes that even funnier ("Affirmative, plastic metrosexual!").

* Though the boxing up scene is mostly [[CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming tugging at]] [[TearJerker your heartstrings]], this moment is hilarious.
-->'''Jessie:''' [[spoiler:Don't worry! I'll be fine! *whispers* Besides, I know about Buzz's Spanish mode.]]

* Any scene involving "Mr. Tortilla Head". Especially the pigeon. Something about the way "Mr. Tortilla Head" just falls apart. Just the way "Mr. Tortilla Head" flops around is silly and hilarious.
** Or "Mr. Zucchini Head".
---> "You will not BELIEVE what I've been through tonight."

--> '''Dolly:''' Woody, huh? You're gonna stick with that?
** "Of course, you're getting this from a doll named Dolly."

** "Oh yeah? Well, I brought my attack dog! With a built-in force field!"
*** "Well, I brought my DINOSAUR! Who EATS FORCE FIELD DOGS!"
** The BigRedButton labeled "DEATH BY MONKEYS."
*** And the resulting explosion.
** The best part is that the entire scene is one long CallBack to the opening scene in the first movie.
*** Make that ''both'' movies.

*** Actually, ''every single line'' said by Spanish Mode Buzz is hilarious if you've ever seen Spanish soap operas. The longer lines he says are as cheesy as the lines can get in an ''actual'' Spanish soap opera. The voice actor's [[LargeHam over the top delivery]] of the lines is the cincher, though.
*** Even better in the Spanish Castilian version, where he speaks with a marked Andalusian accent.

--> "I got to get home to my owner." ''(Shows him his ANDY boot upside-down)''
--> "Who's Yidna?"
--> "I think it's pronounced Yid-''[[ItIsPronouncedTroPAY nay]]''."

** "SOMEBODY'S POISONED THE WATERHOLE!" "Poison?!" *spits out a jellybean*
*** This shot, after Bonnie's had a little too much [[http://i45.tinypic.com/110w40n.jpg pretend coffee.]]

-->'''Trixie:''' ''[Excited]'' I'm pretty sure I just came back from the doctors with ''life-changing news!''

-->'''Jessie:''' "Woody, we were wrong to leave Andy. I-I was wrong."
-->'''Mr. Potato Head:''' "Jessie's right, Woody. [[HypocriticalHumor She]] '''[[HypocriticalHumor was]]''' [[HypocriticalHumor wrong]]!"

** And who could forget this hilarious line by Mr. Potato Head:
---> "I told you kids, '''[[AssShove stay out of my butt!]]'''"

* Chuckles, you'd expect with a name like that that he'd be smiling, but then the camera cuts to reveal his face to us and he's frowning.
** Made even funnier by him having an unexpectedly gruff tone of voice and intense delivery that seems very out of place for a toy clown.

** Let's also not forget that she ties him up to a ''ping-pong paddle''. It blatantly sticks out while everything else in the dollhouse is perfectly proportioned and normal-looking.

*** The fact that he was still "singing" (really loudly, and really obnoxiously) makes it even better

** Woody's description of daycare.
--->'''Woody:''' Daycare is a sad, lonely place for washed up old toys who have no owners.
--->''(beat; Barbie starts crying)''
--->'''Hamm:''' [[SarcasmMode Quite the charmer, aren't you?]]

* When Barbie goes to get Buzz's manual from the Bookworm, disguised in Ken's face-obscuring space-suit, it looks like she's been rumbled when the Bookworm notices the high-heels she has on under the costume. Then he lets out an "Sheesh" of disgust and turns away, clearly disgusted by "Ken"'s fashion sense.

* [[BrainlessBeauty '''Barbie''']]: [[HiddenDepths "Authority should derive from the consent of the governed, not from the threat of force!"]]

* In order to help the other toys escape, Barbie [[spoiler: tricks Ken into breaking her out of "jail," then modeling his clothes. She eventually ties him up and starts ruining his vintage clothing so he'll crack and tell her how to fix Buzz.]] When she goes to [[retrieve the manual]], she's wearing Ken's space suit, but forgot to remove her pink high heels. The Bookworm takes one look at the heels and goes, "Yeesh!"

* This scene after realizing the how literal that line is.

*

* '''Barbie''': "Authority should derive from the consent of the governed, not from the threat of force!"

-->'''Jessie:''' Uhh... Buzz? Barbie didn't write that...