History Funny / TotalWarWarhammer

** Another Grudge that pops up while fighting the vampires counts concerns a group of Dawi merchants who were murdered and raised as undead thralls… because the vampires wanted to perform a play that required dwarfen “actors”. For their part, the Dwarfs seem to take more offence at the vampires' particularly awful choice for the play instead of the whole "murdered Dawi" issue.

** Another Grudge that pops up while fighting the vampires counts concerns a group of Dawi merchants who were murdered and raised as undead thralls… because the vampires wanted to perform a play that required dwarfen “actors”. For their part, the Dwarfs seem to take offence that the Vampire's choice of play is particularly awful instead of the whole "murdered Dawi" problem.

** Another Grudge that pops up while fighting the vampires counts concerns a group of Dawi merchants who were murdered and raised as undead thralls… because the vampires wanted to perform a play that required dwarfen “actors”.

* Just the text description for Throgg's "Copious Vomit" special ability: [[spoiler:HUUUURGGEHH!!! BLUUUURGGEHH!!! HUUUUUUUURRRRGGGGGGGGGGGEHH!!!]]

--> Orion, The King In The Woods, has issued a proclamation throughout Athel loren denying his resemblance to Mel Gibson.

* When Vlad von Carstein was announced for the third free DLC, one information about him was that he gives Vanguard Deployment to EVERYONE IN HIS ARMY. People quickly caught on this and deduced that [[Tabletopgame/Warhammer40000 Creed]] taught him how to turn his UNPARALLELED SKILLS IN NECROMANCY into TACTICAL GENIUS. This almost completely negates the slow movement of zombies and the Vampire Counts' lack of missile units. Also it's hilarious to see an army of undead appearing right from the flanks or behind and seeing your enemy simply loosing it.

** One particular Grudge requires you to send a saboteur to punish a neighboring dwarf clan. Why? Because they stole a halfling cook who's "nutty fig pudding" King Thorgrim was fond of. As a bonus, this troper first encountered this grudge while [[TheDreaded Archeaon]] was merrily [[TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt rampaging toward the Dwarfen capital and half the world was a burning, chaotic hellscape]]. Yet even during the end times, the infamous ''"halfling pudding grudge"'' could not be ignored.

--> "''We don't want peace with you Orc, we just want you to fight [=SOMETHING ELSE=]''"

--> "''We don't want peace with you Orc, we just want you to fight [=SOMETHING ELSE=]''"

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--> "''We don't want peace with you Orc, we just want you to fight [=SOMETHING ELSE=]''"
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* In the '''Total War: Warhammer II''' Trailer, two Witch Elves charge the High Elf line, only to be unexpectedly eaten by a Carnosaur.

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* In the '''Total War: Warhammer II''' Trailer, two Witch Elves charge the High Elf line, only to be unexpectedly eaten by a Carnosaur.

* In ''The King and The Warlord'' DLC, both the Dwarfs and the Goblins decided to incorporate a special middle finger to the opposing faction with the help of their respective Regiments of Renown, the Gob-Lobber (a Grudge Thrower that launches [[AbnormalAmmo a rock with a screaming night goblin tied to it]].) and the Loonies of Eight Peaks (Night Goblin Fanatics who uses a [[GrievousHarmWithABody Dwarf tied to a chain as a weapon]]).

* A rare Gem, given how far apart the factions start, but the "ask for peace" message from the Norsicans to the Orcs is particularly good:

* When Vlad von Carstein was announced for the third free DLC, one information about him was that he gives Vanguard Deployment to EVERYONE IN HIS ARMY. People quickly caught on this and deduced that [[Tabletopgame/Warhammer40000 Creed]] taught him how to turn his UNPARALLELED SKILLS IN NECROMANCY into TACTICAL GENIUS. This completely eliminates the slow movement of zombies and the Vampire Counts' lack of missile units. Also it's hilarious to see an army of undead appearing right from the flanks or behind and seeing your enemy simply loosing it.

* In the '''Total War: Warhammer II''' Trailer, two Witch Elves charged at the High Elves only to be unexpectedly eaten by a Carnosaur.

--> "''We don't want peace with you Orc, we just want you to fight [=SOMETHING ELSE=]''"

* When Vlad von Carstein was announced for the third free DLC, one information about him was that he gives Vanguard Deployment to EVERYONE IN HIS ARMY. People quickly caught on this and deduced that [[Warhammer40000 Creed]] taught him how to turn his UNPARALLELED SKILLS IN NECROMANCY into TACTICAL GENIUS. This completely eliminates the slow movement of zombies and the Vampire Counts' lack of missile units. Also it's hilarious to see an army of undead appearing right from the flanks or behind and seeing your enemy simply loosing it.

--> "''We don't want peace with you Orc, we just want you to fight [[=SOMETHING ELSE=]]''"

--> Orion, The King In The Woods, has issued a proclamation throughout Athel loren denying his resemblance to Mel Gibson.

* The latest patch notes gave us this gem:

* In ''The King and The Warlord'' DLC, both the Dwarfs and the Goblins decided to incorporate a special middle finger to the opposing faction with the help of their respective Regiements of Renown, The Gob-Lobber (a Grudge Thrower that launches [[AbnormalAmmo a rock with a screaming night goblin tied to it]].) and The Loonies of Eight Peaks (Night Goblin Fanatics who uses a [[GrievousHarmWithABody Dwarf tied to a chain as a weapon]]).

* In ''The King and The Warlord'' DLC, both the Dwarfes and the Goblins decided to incorporate a special middle finger to the opposing faction with the help of their respective Regiements of Renown, The Gob-Lobber (a Grudge Thrower that launches [[AbnormalAmmo a rock with a screaming night goblin tied to it]].) and The Loonies of Eight Peaks (Night Goblin Fanatics who uses a [[GrievousHarmWithABody Dwarf tied to a chain as a weapon]]).

--> I’m sure wood elves are lovely folks but I know if I ever see one, there’s no way I’m not ending up mulched around a sapling. If that sounds a lark to you, hey, the Wood Elves have arrived!

-->"Treemen are not permitted to hold positions on the Elven Council. ''What tree racism is this!?''"