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** The ReactionShot of Harold, Noah, and Cody gaping in shock and then quickly backing away from Katie and Sadie after Ezekiel makes his [[NeverLiveItDown infamous]] sexist remark.
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--->'''Owen:''' ''(in the confessional)'' Did I mention that I ate the entire dish of baked beans and maple syrup? Funny thing about baked beans... ''(twiddles his fingers)'' they make me sleepwalk.
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* "Hide and Be Sneaky":
** Gwen punching a squirrel.
** "Who cares about friends? In this world, there are shepherds and there are sheep. And Lindsay is a major sheep. Baaaaaaaah!"
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** "Who cares about friends? In this world, there are shepherds and there are sheep. And Lindsay is a major sheep. Baaaaaaaah!"
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** Geoff has to last 10 seconds in a barrel full of lake leeches. When he can't take it any more and finally jumps out...
-->'''Chris:''' Ooh, close shave, Geoff! ''(cut to the timer, which reads 00:09.9999999999999999999)'' Nine and nine one hundred thousands of a millionth...whatever! It's not ten! You're out!
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-->'''Chris:''' Ooh, close shave, Geoff! ''(cut to the timer, which reads 00:09.9999999999999999999)'' Nine and nine one hundred thousands of a millionth...whatever! It's not ten! You're out!
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* "Not So Happy Campers - Part 1":
** Once all of the campers have arrived. Chris has them crowd around the end of the dock for a promo shot...
--->'''Chris''': Okay. One...two...thr- Oop! Okay, forgot the lens cap! ''(presses button)'' Okay, hold that pose... one...t- Oh, wait. Card's full! Hang on...
--->'''Leshawna''': C'mon, man! My face is startin' to freeze!
--->'''Chris''': Okay! Okay, everyone say 'Wawanakwa!'
--->'''Campers''': Wawanakwa! ''(dock collapses under them)'' Aaah!
--->''(camera flash, picture is of half-submerged/drowning campers)''
** Trent and Noah silently walking away from Owen as his desperate attempts to cover up an AccidentalInnuendo [[DiggingYourselfDeeper result in even worse ones]].
** Chris tells the campers that will be using communal bathrooms, Lindsay objects.
---> '''Lindsay:''' But I'm not Catholic!
---> '''Chris:''' Not communion, commun''al.''
---> '''Lindsay:''' Huh?
* "Not So Happy Campers - Part 2":
** Courtney trying to cover up Katie and Sadie's poison ivy incident.
---> '''Leshawna:''' Aren't you missing two white girls?
--->'''Courtney''': They're getting a drink.
--->'''Harold''': Yeah, if they drink with their butts.
--->'''Ezekiel''': ''(laughs)'' [[ThatMakesMeFeelAngry That's funny.]]
** The montage during the hot tub building challenge in the second episode, where it cuts from the Killer Bass' TeethClenchedTeamwork to the Screaming Gophers' perfectly synchronized co-operation.
** The ReactionShot of Harold, Noah, and Cody gaping in shock and then quickly backing away from Katie and Sadie after Ezekiel makes his [[NeverLiveItDown infamous]] sexist remark.
* "The Big Sleep":
** Gwen and Trent, two of the only campers still awake, begin a conversation, as they begin to bond romantic music plays in the background and it's a very sweet scene. And then, with no warning ''whatsoever'' Owen sleepwalks right past them. [[NakedPeopleAreFunny Completely naked]]. Cue the most horrified, traumatized expressions ''ever''.
** Chef Hatchet in a pink tutu, scattering sleep dust.
** Chef dressed as a big, fluffy, pink sheep
** Owen getting pumped about the challenge:
---> '''Owen:''' Stay awake for 12 hours? [[LogicalFallacies I could do that in my sleep]]! Woohoo! ''(falls asleep)''
** When Chris read a book on Canadian history to lull the contestants to sleep. Even funnier is the dramatic build-up;
--->'''Chris:''' I didn't want it to come to this. I said that to Chef Hatchet last night. I said, "Chef, I don't want it to come to this." But, darn it! These campers are tough! And so, I've come up with the most boring, sleep-enducing activity I can find.
** Two words: Cody's dream.
** Two more words: AccidentalKiss.
** Owen sleep-swimming with salmon... up a WATERFALL.
** Gwen and Trent trying to incite a reaction from Justin, especially:
---> '''Trent:''' Yip! Yip! ''(flails his arms around)'' Yip, yip, yip, yip, yip!
* "Dodgebrawl":
--> '''Chris:''' Today's challenge is the classic game of dodgeball.
--> '''Noah:''' ''(sarcastically)'' Gee, throwing balls. Another mentally stimulating activity.
--> '''Lindsay:''' [[SarcasmBlind I know, right?]]
** Chris getting interrupted while explaining the rules.
---> '''Chris:''' Remember, the first rule of dodgeball is...
---> '''Noah:''' [[Film/FightClub Do not talk about dodgeball?]]
** Noah "cheering" for his team:
---> '''Noah:''' Oh sorry. ''(very sarcastically)'' Woo hoo! Way to throw those murder balls! Go team, go!
** Tyler's classic attempt at an insult.
---> '''Tyler:''' Oh yeah, you're going down! We're gonna bring the dinner to the table, and then we're gonna eat it!
---> '''Other Killer Bass:''' ''({{Facepalm}})''
* Duncan's fear of Celine Deon music store standees in "Phobia Factor".
-->'''Tyler:''' Dude, she's made of cardboard! Get in the game!
* "The Sucky Outdoors":
** Just look at Duncan in [[http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100726061628/totaldramaisland/images/0/07/FIREPT3.png this picture.]]
** Duncan noticing that Katie and Sadie are missing.
---> '''Duncan:''' Hey, has anyone seen Tweedle-Dumb and Tweedle-Idiot?
** And Courtney's explanation for their absence.
--->'''Chris:''' And it looks like the Bass are missing two fish.
--->'''Courtney:''' Oh, you mean Katie and Sadie? I'm pretty sure they got eaten by wolves last night.
--->'''Duncan:''' Darn shame.
** Courtney TemptingFate. Her expression immediately afterward just sells it.
--->'''Courtney:''' Things could not ''possibly'' get any worse!
---> ''(cue a single drop of rain, followed by a heavy downpour. Courtney's face goes neutral before screaming)''
** Izzy, Owen, and Heather getting mad at a bird for tweeting after they slept in a tree
---> '''Izzy:''' (still in her bear costume) I don't know how raccoons sleep in trees because I am so stiff
---> '''Owen:''' They must be really limber
---> '''Heather:''' You know what crazy girl? I don't wanna hear another word from you, or the bear hunter here (Owen). If you two hadn't been acting like bear bait all night, we could've slept in our tent.
---> (bird flies on the tent and tweets)
---> '''Izzy, Owen, and Heather:''' (simultaneously) Shut up! (bird falls off the tent)
* "Paintball Deer Hunter":
** The confessional cam segments are sometimes filled with TemptingFate, none moreso than this one:
--> ''(a bandaged and wheelchair laden Cody is seen in the confessional stall)''
--> '''Cody:''' Okay, I know [[BearsAreBadNews I got mauled by a bear]], but I'm feeling confident about this. Heather's mean as a snake, dude! Her own team shot her like, 18 times! They'll never vote me off.
--> ''(cut to Leshawna and Owen in the confessional, explaining why they're voting off Cody)''
** Owen monologuing about being in total sync with nature... then realizing he's lying on a snake.
** DJ ''really'' behaving like a deer, he hops on his four and ''eats grass!'' Duncan's "WTF?!" face when he begins to do so really sells it.
* Most of the times Geoff struck out with Bridgette were pretty funny.
-->'''Geoff:''' Heya Bridge, you look good when you're cooking dinner. Kinda like my friend Evan's [[HotMom really hot mom]]. ''(smiles serenely)''
* "[[{{BootCampEpisode}} Basic Straining]]" has one challenge in which all the contestants, eliminated or otherwise (don't ask; it'll take all day) must dance the dance from, and I'm not kidding here, Michael Jackson's Thriller.
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opfDedDh6M8 Made even funnier when they're dancing to the actual song.]] NightmareFuel ''does'' kicks in, however, when you realize the camper's movement is in almost perfect synchronization with the song.
* "Wawanakwa Gone Wild":
** Gwen vs. the {{RoadRunner}} duck.
--->'''Gwen:''' Uh... Last time I checked, ducks '''waddled'''.
** Duncan vs. the Racoonmech
--->'''Duncan:''' Whoa... that's [[{{Transformers}} more than meets the eye]].
** Izzy accidentally shooting Heather with a tranquilizer dart.
** This exchange:
---> '''Duncan:''' ''(to Heather)'' If you want, you can borrow my chainsaw when I'm done with it.
---> '''Heather:''' Great, the bear can use it to skin me alive after he's finished ''mauling'' me! Thanks.
* "Hook, Line, and Screamer":
** The serial killer being a CampGay wimp.
** Owen asking Izzy if [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar he'll make it to second base]].
---> '''Owen:''' Owen's not getting to second base, is he?
---> ''(Izzy shakes her head)''
---> '''Owen:''' I didn't think so. First base?
---> ''(Izzy shakes her head again)''
---> '''Owen:''' Is he getting up to ba-
---> ''(Izzy punches him)''
** Geoff mindlessly walking around the camp with Chef, dressed as the serial killer, simply walking behind him. And then Geoff asked him ''if he heard the ice cream truck!''
--->'''Chris:''' By far, the worst blunder yet.
* Lindsay accidentally poisoning Trent when she messes up the blowfish recipe in "Who Can You Trust?"
--> '''Trent:''' ''(slurred)'' I thought you said you passed biology.
--> '''Lindsay:''' I said I ''[[ExactWords took]]'' biology.
* In "X-Treme Torture" Gwen and Bridgette spend most of the episode trying to find out who wrote a haiku poem to one of the girls at camp. After ruling out their love interests, there's this exchange:
--> '''Gwen:''' Okay, so the haiku candidates are Duncan, Harold, DJ, or Owen.
--> '''Bridgette:''' Well we know Duncan was crushing on Courtney, so he's out. And Harold is...
--> ''(both girls watch as Harold emerges from the confessional stall, his pants around his ankles)''
--> '''Harold:''' ''(in a suave voice)'' Ladies ''(trips on his pants and falls to the ground)''
--> '''Gwen:''' Okay, You take DJ, I'll take Owen.
* Courtney's response to having a coconut dropped on her head:
--> '''Courtney:''' This is a coconut. We're in ''[[CanadaEh Muskoka,]]'' people! [[TemptingFate If you're going to drop props on my head, at least make them geographically correct!]]
--> ''(cue a sled, a pile of snow, and an Eskimo falling on her)''
* In the final episode, Heather tore off Justin's shirt to distract Gwen so Owen could take the lead. Unfortunately for her, [[HoYay Owen gets]] [[DistractedByTheSexy distracted]] too.
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* After Owen won the first challenge, he got to pick out which trailer the men would get.
--> '''Owen:''' I'll take... the squashed one! ''(guys disapprove)'' What? It has more character!
--> ''(girls cheer)''
--> '''Chef (as monster):''' ''(steps on the girl's trailer)''
** As for how Owen ''won'' the challenge in the first place, he ate all the food the key could be hiding in. It was prop food. Duncan shares our reaction laughing his ass off in the confessional.
* Beth's EpicFail of a cheer in "Riot on Set".
--> "Owen! Owen! He's our guy! If he can't do it... Uh.... [[ShapedLikeItself He's not our guy]]!"
* The Killer Grips trying to figure out which way to go.
-->'''Lindsay:''' North is nice, but East is least, West is best.
-->'''Leshawna''': Can't argue with that. Wouldn't even know how to.
* Leshawna's horrible dancing in "Beach Blanket Bogus", made even funnier by the horrified ReactionShot we get from the spectators.
** And Harold happily dancing alongside them.
* All of the ''That's Gonna Leave A Mark'' segments during ''The Aftermath''. You can't help but laugh at Duncan getting hit in the kiwis by a ''bird.''
** Especially in the Third Aftermath, where the ''[[BreakingTheFourthWall team logos]]'' injure people.
** And then there's the one where Chef bumps his cart into the cart of a yeti who responds by hitting Chef's with a golf club and then [[FlippingTheBird giving him the Finger]].
* The scene in "Aftermath: I" where Geoff notices a scared looking [[OneSceneWonder Billy]] in the background of Izzy and Chef's fight scenes, Izzy then cheerfully reassures him that, "I would never hurt that intern." [[BlatantLies The "Lie" hammer immediately swings down upon her]], but she dodges it. We then get several zoom-ins to the poor intern standing off screen, who then silently drops his clipboard and runs for dear life.
* From "Full Metal Drama", Izzy's alter-ego [[StuffBlowingUp Explosivo]] and [[GeneralFailure Admiral Lindsay, Her Hotness]]. That is all.
* Pretty much the entirety of "Get A Clue" is hilarious, but the funniest bit occurs when the lights are turned off.
--> '''Lindsay:''' Something brushed up against my leg!
--> '''Beth:''' Something brushed up against MY leg!
--> '''Harold:''' I keep brushing up against things that feel suspiciously like legs!
** "MUUUUH-DUH!"
* How about Heather trying to cut off Courtney's hair in "One Million Bucks B.C."?
--> '''Heather:''' ''(after laughing maniacally)'' What? I'm not crazy. I'm bald.
* From "Masters of Disasters": "Hey! You dropped your chips in my pop! Hey! You spilled your pop in my chips!"
* The DreamSequence in "The Sand Witch Project" where DJ throws a spoon at Chef, it's Chef's completely unimpressed expression that really seals the deal.
* [[http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100123224326/totaldramaisland/images/7/7a/RockNRule1.jpg THIS.]]
* Any time [[SmallNameBigEgo Courtney]] gets beaten by the other campers in challenges [[HoistByHisOwnPetard because she tried too hard.]] Especially the times she ends up losing to [[TooDumbToLive Lind]][[TheDitz say.]]
* Duncan, Harold and Heather finding out that the reward for the heist movie that they've been busting their asses over is a special kind of cash which can only be used to purchase tap water.
* "Princess Pride":
** Courtney sings about what her ideal prince will be like, after she sings the line "my prince will tame wild whales", bad boy Duncan breaks a whale in half over his knee. Where did the whale come from? Who cares, [[RuleOfFunny it was funny]]!
** Speaking of said episode, Chris selling the Princess Courtney CD "call 555-SELLOUT to get your authentic Princess Courtney CD before everyone else downloads it illegally!"
---> '''Harold:''' I'll take one! I'm going to listen to the beautiful love song and think of [=LeShawna=].
---> '' (later, Harold's in the make-up confessional with a note from [=LeShawna=])''
---> '''Harold:''' ''(reading)'' "Yo Harold, if you play that skinny rich girl song and think of me, I'll have to kill you."'' [[{{Beat}} (stares awkwardly at the confessional camera)]]''
** "Playing with the Princess Courtney doll is more fun and less dangerous than playing with the ''real'' Courtney, guaranteed!"
** Chris making two Beth dolls kiss.
** The bit where Justin falls. The way that he suffers is just so damn funny that it's hard not to laugh even though he's suffering.
** The ending of that episode:
-->'''Chef''': Princesses, ATTACK!
* Duncan going crazy after being lost in the woods. He ate Courtney's 32-page relationship contract, then came back to camp swinging on a vine like Izzy.
-->'''Courtney''': ''Literature/LordOfTheFlies'', much?!
* Courtney's cheer in "Top Dog".
--> "F-I-S-H-Y! You ain't got no alibi! You fishy, uh-huh! You fishy, uh-huh! Come on get your fins up, fins up! Come on get your fins up! Get your fins up!"
* The barrage of challenges Duncan has to go through in "Mutiny on the Soundstage", such as running through a minefield while wearing a blindfold.
--> '''Duncan:''' ''(as he runs)'' The mines are BURIED! The blindfold is redundant! REDUNDANT!
* In "Celebrity Manhunt's Total Drama Action Reunion Special" the show follows what the cast has been up to since the season ended. Gwen is shown to have started an environmentally conscious blog, alongside Katie and Sadie. Not to be outdone, Heather mocks her rival in a way that's both mean yet funny:
--> '''Heather:''' ''(as Gwen)'' This is the loser Gwen show, where everything always sucks and the world is terrible. ''(as Katie)'' Like, oh..my..gosh! No singing? That is so sad, don't you think Sadie? ''(as Sadie)'' I know! It's totally like "oh my gosh!" Isn't it like, awesome how the same we are? ''(as Katie again)'' I know! Now look at my butt. ''(as Gwen)'' Ugh, how dare you interrupt my loser video blog? ''(takes out a picture of Duncan)'' I wish Duncan was here so I could kiss him, even though I'm too scared to tell him much I ''loove'' him because I'm too cool! ''(kisses the picture)'' P.S, save the whales.
** Gwen's counter attack when she shows Heather being licked on the mouth by her cat Bruiser, followed by a shot of Bruiser licking his nads.
** And when they're both at the studio being interviewed by Josh, the following exchange occurs:
--->'''Josh:''' You've been through so much together, sharing a cabin at a summer camp, a trailer at an abandoned studio. Why not bury the hatchet? Isn't your friendship more important than this blog war?
--->'''Heather:''' It's just that...you see, Josh...Gwen is a gigantic loser.
--->'''Gwen:''' ''(laughs)'' And Heather's breath reeks like cat butt!
--->''(the two of them glare at each other for a second, then...)''
--->'''Gwen:''' ''(tackles Heather)'' Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
--->'''Heather:''' I'm gonna take you ''down!''
--->'''Josh:''' ''(excitedly)'' Cat fight! Cat fight!
** And from the same episode, the cast trying to figure out how to get to New York:
---> '''Izzy:''' I think I know the way! But it's not gonna be easy...
---> '''Noah:''' [[GenreSavvy Yeah,]] ''[[GenreSavvy this]]'' [[GenreSavvy should be interesting]].
---> '''Izzy:''' Okay, Cody! I need you to gather [[NoodleImplements assorted lengths of lumber]].
--->'''Cody:''' ...Uh, right now?
---> '''Izzy:''' Owen! Can you track down [[NoodleImplements a medium sized boat motor]]?
--->'''Owen:''' ''(pumps fists)'' No prob! I'm on it!
---> '''Izzy:''' ''(grabs Noah's shoulder)'' Noah! I'm counting on you for [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking three gallons of diesel fuel]]!
---> '''Noah:''' ''(smiles reassuringly)'' [[SarcasmMode Sure thing. I'll get my unicorn to deliver it.]]
--->'''Izzy:''' [[SarcasmBlind Perfect!]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Total Drama World Tour]]
* "Walk Like An Egyptian - Part 1":
** Owen begins flipping out about getting on the plane, wailing about wanting to go home, Chris' response? [[FryingPanOfDoom He hits him over the head with a frying pan.]]
--->'''Owen:''' No! I can't ride in that! Call the United Nations! Call a cab! [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Call my mom!]] No! I'm not doing this! I'm out! This is unethical! ''(Chris smacks him off-screen)'' Mommy!
** The song, which also doubles as a CrowningMusicOfAwesome.
--->'''Ezekiel:''' ''They thought they could leave me, and depaAAAARRRRRTtt... But this stowaway's got winning in his heaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrt!''
--->'''Noah:''' ''Come fly with uuuus, come dieee with uuuus.''
--->'''Duncan:''' ''THIIISSSS SSSUUUUUUUUUUUUCCKKKKKS!''
** Everyone cheerfully doing jazz hands afterwards.
** When Alejandro finds out who's going to be on his team: "That's wonderful." Cut to him in the confessional [[ClusterFBomb swearing his head off]] in Spanish.
** Sierra suggesting the name "Team Chris is Really Really Really Really Hot" for her team...and Chris making it the name before anyone objects. Thus, the name for the team for the next 13 or so episodes until the merge.
--->'''Chris:''' Team Chris is Really Really Really Really Really Hot-
--->'''Alejandro:''' I thought there were only four "Really's."
*** Becomes even funnier after Sierra and Izzy switch teams because now ''no one'' likes that name on the team.
* "Walk Like An Egyptian - Part 2":
--> '''[[StalkerWithACrush Sierra]]:''' Did you know that Cody slept with a stuffed emu named Jerry until he was... Well, okay, he still does...
--> '''Noah:''' And you know this ''how?''
--> '''Sierra:''' I called his aunt once, I pretend I was a telemarketer!
--> '''Noah:''' ''([[DeadpanSnarker in complete deadpan]])'' Ooh, stalkerlicous.
** Heather may be the AlphaBitch, but her insult towards Cody after he tried to flirt with Gwen was ActuallyPrettyFunny:
---> '''Heather:''' Hear that? That's the sound of hundreds of girls all over the world running and rushing, just desperate to... '''lock their doors.'''
** "I just introduced myself in camel-ese."
** "Owen's nostrils can breathe the National Anthem."
** Chris' instructions to Team CIRRRRH on how to complete the challenge:
---> '''Chris:''' You have to make a raft big enough to fit your whole team. That includes goat-face over there!
---> '''Tyler:''' HEY!
---> '''Alejandro:''' I believe he was referring to the goat.
---> '''Tyler:''' ... OOOH! Thanks!
* "Super Happy Crazy Fun Time Japan":
** The contestants are sucked out of the Jet, screaming at the top of their lungs as they fall to their imminent deaths, then the music bell chimes, indicating that they have to sing ''while falling''.
---> '''Noah:''' Seriously!? I mean, ''seriously!?''
** Team Amazon failing at storming out.
---> '''Courtney:''' Uh, we can't storm out ''together'', that defeats the purpose!
---> '''Heather:''' ''You'' go that back that way then!
---> '''Courtney:''' No! You go back that way!
---> '''Gwen:''' Well I came this way first!
** Team CIRRRRH's acting during their monster commercial:
---> '''Alejandro:''' ''(awkwardly timed)'' Oh no! The large out-of-shape monsteeer!
---> '''Tyler:''' ''(too loudly)'' We must ruuun!
---> '''Noah:''' ''(lifelessly)'' Think of the childreeen.
---> '''Izzy:''' ''(cheerfully)'' He's so hooot!
** [[TwoWordsObviousTrope Two words: Human. Pinball.]] [[RecycledInSpace With pandas!]] [[KillerRabbit Killer Pandas.]]
---> "Sorry panda! Sorry panda! Sorry panda! Sorry panda! Sorry panda!..."
** Then there's the Japanese promo for ''Total Drama Action''. And the contestants' reaction to it.
---> '''Noah:''' Um, [[FlatWhat what?]]
---> '''Chris:''' That piece of cinematic gold is the Japanese promo. ''Total Drama'' is huge here.
---> '''Courtney:''' Okay, but that was in English. So why are they dubbing our voices?
---> '''Chris:''' Turns out the locals just don't like the sounds of y'all. Sorry.
---> '''Courtney:''' No, you're not.
---> '''Chris:''' True.
** Then, there's the second challenge. "There's a new candy hitting the Japanese market. It's Chef's 'Total-Drama-Yum-Yum-Happy-Go-Time Candy fish tails'. I call this (the challenge) the [[DepartmentofRedundancyDepartment 'Total-Drama-Yum-Yum-Happy-Go-Time Candy fish tails' challenge.]] (beat) of celebration fun. (winks at the camera)"
** Who can forget DJ's RashomonStyle retelling of the event in "Walk Like an Egyptian - Part 1". The things went down, DJ pets a mummified dog and it disintegrates. The way DJ told it, he pets the dog [[StuffBlowingUp and it explodes. Then the pyramid explodes.]] [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Oh, and he was wearing Harold's foil hat.]]
** DJ's odd expression when he choked during Team Victory's commercial
** All three of the commercials! Team CIRRRRH has a [[SoBadItsGood monster movie type thing with horrible acting]], which segues at the end into [[DisneyAcidSequence a dance with flashing lights and random lyrics]] ("Wash your face!"). Team Victory has a [[StylisticSuck bad]] [[{{Narm}} "dramatic"]] samurai type thing which, for ''no reason at all'', [[FailedAttemptAtDrama has a beach ball bounce in the middle of it and pop on Harold's sword]]. And Team Amazon? Well...[[MindScrew it's weird]].
* "Anything Yukon Do, I Can Do Better":
** Tyler being called Noah by both Lindsay and Chris throughout the episode. What really made this one such a CrowningMomentOfFunny was Tyler in the confessional acting as if being mistaken for Noah was AFateWorseThanDeath.
---> '''Tyler:''' I don't get it, I'm the least talked about contestant on all the fan blogs. Even Zeke gets more play, and he ''always'' gets eliminated first! And ''worst'' of all, on the flight here, Lindsay called me Noah. ''Noah!''
*** It gets even funnier when you realize ''why'' he's so upset. Sports aren't his forte.
** Bridgette trying to talk with her tongue stuck on the pole. You have to hear it for it to be funny. It was the base for the episode's '''song'''.
** Sierra rescuing Cody from the river.
---> '''Sierra:''' If one of us drowns, I want it to be me!!
---> '''Cody:''' ''(weakly)'' .....M-m-me too...
** And later...
---> '''Gwen:''' Need a lift?
---> '''Cody:''' And a restraining order!
** DJ's animal curse continues with him ''[[{{RefugeInAudacity}} knocking a baby seal off a cliff.]]''
** The scene where Tyler and Izzy reach their sled.
---> '''Izzy:''' Woo! Oh, look, a speaker! ''(points to "radioactive" sign)'' Our's must play music! ''(dives into the box)''
--->''' Tyler:''' ''(gasps)'' Is that box radioactive?
--->''' Chris:''' ''(shrugs nonchalantly)'' What ''isn't'' radioactive these days?
---> ''(Izzy emerges from the box all right, but now with a SicklyGreenGlow)''
---> '''Izzy:''' I can't find a radio anywhere. I think someone stole it.
** Tyler and Izzy during the challenge:
---> '''Tyler:''' ''(panting)'' If you see anyone, call out.
---> '''Izzy:''' ''(gasps)'' Ooh,ooh, ooh! There's Tyler!
---> '''Tyler:''' ''Other'' than me!
** And then AFTER Noah has already jumped on the sled:
---> '''Izzy:''' Ooh, There's Noah! ''(waves enthusiastically)'' Noah! [[ChekhovsGag Someone stole our radio!]]
* "Broadway, Baby!":
** The scene with Team CIRRRRH in the first class section:
--->''(Owen rolls off the couch, revealing a squashed Noah)''
---> '''Noah:''' ''(in obvious pain)'' Finally! Thanks for not noticing I was missing last night! [[CallBack Who am I, Tyler?!]]
---> '''Tyler:''' Hey! ''(accidentally spits food on Alejandro)''
** Before the challenge:
---> '''Lindsay:''' ''(to Chris)'' Um...so when do we go shopping?
---> '''Chris:''' You don't.
---> '''Lindsay:''' [[BigNo Noooooo!]]
** Cody greedily scooping up all the candy as if it were a GRatedDrug. "Come to Papa..."
** What Chris says right before Cody opens the apple:
---> '''Chris:''' Have at it, ladies.
---> '''Cody:''' Hey!
---> '''Chris:''' Sorry. Have at it, ladies - and ''baby.''
---> '''Cody:''' ''Hey!''
** Noah asleep and snoring in the baby carriage.
** Any and all facts about Chris during the episode.
** The song, which comes complete with a DisneyAcidSequence.
---> "The bagels are [[BuffySpeak bageler, the bums are bummer!]]"
** Gwen sliding down the fireman's pole, followed by a huge CRASH, then, "I'm okay!" in a high pitched and pained voice.
** The {{Reactive Continuous Scream}} moment between Noah and the mom at Central Park.
** Cody literally ''almost dying'' via MarshmallowHell from ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3loNqI1AY0 the Statue of Liberty]]''.
---> '''Tyler:''' Whoo! Ten point landing, dude!
** Team CIRRRRH discover that their carriage had been switched with an actual baby carriage:
---> '''Izzy:''' ''(gasps)'' Noah regressed into a baby!
---> '''Owen:''' [[SkewedPriorities And he ate all my pretzels!]]
** Team Victory decides who is going to be their baby:
---> '''Lindsay:''' Ooh, pick me! I love it when people call me baby.
---> '''Noah:''' ''(to Tyler)'' Make a mental note of that, bro.
---> '''Tyler''': ''(pats his pockets)'' [[LiteralMinded I don't have a pen.]]
** The reaction shots after Sierra revealed some of Chris' embarrassing secrets: DJ is laughing out loud, Owen is giggling, Courtney is just killing herself laughing, and even Chef is shown laughing at Chris too!
** "Look, I'm a rabid monkey! Ai ya ya ya!"
* "Aftermath: Bridgette Over Troubled Water":
** Just about everything Eva does or says in this episode qualifies.
---> '''Eva:''' I don't know why you would, but they told me to tell you to tune in next time, got it?! There's gonna be more crazy action on Total...Drama... ''(attempts to sing)'' World Tour! Aw, forget this ''(kicks a lamp, it crashes offscreen)''.
** The Harold's GoodTimesMontage:
---> '''Harold:''' ''(to Justin)'' When your bladder is full, it's roughly the size of a softball.
---> '''Justin:''' ''(punches Harold)''
---> '''Harold:''' ''(to Heather)'' The world's longest cricket match lasted fourteen days! That's a lot of googlies!
---> '''Heather:''' ''(kicks Harold [[GroinAttack in the kiwis]])''
---> '''Harold:''' ''(to Noah)'' In Alaska it's illegal to talk to someone while they're moose hunting!
---> '''Moose:''' ''(charges on-screen and tackles Harold into a tree while Noah watches in stunned disbelief)''
---> '''Harold:''' ''(to the camera)'' Squirrels only blink one eye at a time, like this. ''(Blinks one eye at a time.)''
---> '''Squirrel:''' ''(Blinks one eye at a time, then punches Harold)''
---> '''Harold:''' 111,111,111? x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987, ''(Cut to Beth pounding her fist, Justin with boxing gloves, Heather with a Baseball bat, Cody with nun-chucks, [[FryingPanofDoom Chef with a frying pan]], [[BearsAreBadNews and the bear with a chainsaw]]...none of whom seem very happy at him.)'' 654,321, which is a numerical palindrome! How cool is that?!
** Beth hitting on [[CargoShip Bridgette's pole.]]
** No mention yet of [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment the Drama Machine?]]
** Then there's Geoff trying to convince Blaineley that he's happy only to be met with an anvil, a safe, and a piano.
** This nonsensical arguement:
---> '''Geoff:''' You'd get mad if you caught me making out with a girl pole on television!
---> '''Bridgette:''' Poles aren't alive!
---> '''Geoff:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Tell that to your tongue!]]
** Blaineley gets super pissed when Geoff and Bridgette make up and make out instead of fighting like she wanted them to.
* "Slap Slap Revolution":
** Noah's comment that Cody [[DoubleEntendre has a "tiny sausage".]] [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar Censors? What censors?]]
*** Also note the particular placement of the end of the sausage Cody is holding.
*** Since the creators know that people [[http://totaldramaisland.blogspot.com/2010/07/ahh-memories.html ship Noah and Cody]], it makes it all the more funny that they're doing it on purpose now.
** Noah and Alejandro having a serious conversation about Alejandro's loyalty... [[SoundtrackDissonance while performing a tradition German dance]].
** Alejandro giving orders to his team:
---> '''Alejandro:''' Tyler! We need your strength on the grinder!
--->'''Tyler:''' ''(folds sleeves up in determination)''
--->'''Alejandro:''' Owen! Stuff that stuffing like your life depended on it!
--->'''Owen:''' ''(salutes)'' Aye, aye captain!
--->'''Alejandro:''' Noah! Make sure Izzy doesn't get in the grinder! ''(throws Izzy at Noah)''
--->'''Noah:''' ''(is knocked to the ground by falling Izzy)'' ...And there goes my pelvis.
** [[CrazyAwesome Izzy]] happily carrying Noah around in her arms after his injury is both hilarious and oddly adorable.
** "All aboard ''der'' Weiner Express!"
** The trip wires set up around Cody's chair while he's sleeping and sucking his thumb. When Emily (yes, that Emily) accidentally brushes a bell on one of the wires: "NO MORE FOOT RUBS SIERRA!"
** When you realize what Alejandro's last name, ''Burromuerto,'' means in Spanish: "dead donkey."
** What? This far without mention of the avalanche? It starts out as a CrowningMomentofHeartwarming when [[TooDumbToLive Too Dumb to Live]] Lindsay finally realizes Tyler's in the game. He celebrates a little too loudly (with heart shaped clouds, no less) and starts an avalanche. It must be seen to be believed, the scene with Owen riding down on a deer ([[FridgeLogic where'd he get it, by the way?]]) probably seals the deal.
** "MEAT CODY! [[BigNo NOOOOOOOO!]]"
** Noah and Cody banter on the DDR pads, with Cody [[ItMakesSenseInContext wearing lederhosen]]:
---> '''Noah:''' ''(amused)'' How are the hosen treatin' you?
---> '''Cody:''' ''(mournfully)'' It feels like someone gave my wedgie a wedgie.
* "The Am-AH-Zon Race":
** Anything and everything [[FanNickname Psycho Gwen]] says.
--->'''Gwen:''' ''(speaking really fast over a walkie-talkie)'' CHRIS CHRIS CHRIS IT'S GWEN!! The Zingies! Caught in a tree with my hand in Cody's pants- THIS TROUBLE IS BIG!!
--->'''Tyler:''' ''(on other line)'' Way to go, Cody!
** Don't forget the rat falling into Noah's mouth while he was sleeping- both gross and utterly hilarious.
--->'''Noah:''' Stupid economy class!
** This spew by Tyler.
--->'''Tyler:''' Where's the hanging-on-thingy-part?
--->'''Chris:''' Hanging-on-thingy?
--->'''Tyler:''' You know, the...riding stick! Grabby-whatchamacallit..ugh! The...zipper-buckle-handle!
--->'''Chris:''' Getting colder!
--->'''Alejandro:''' We need no t-bar!
** Tyler using his pants as a make-shift T-bar, him being in tighty-whities is funny enough, but the rock music in the background makes it all the more hilarious.
** And Izzy shoving Noah into a backpack to get both of them across the zipline, without informing him about this plan beforehand.
** Four words: [[LemonWackyHello Psycho Gwen,]] Gypsy Rap.
** After walking all day, this exchange:
--->'''Owen:''' Need...rest... and water! Aw, nachos would be killer right now! Ugh...
--->'''Noah:''' Sure! All we're missing is chips, beef, tomatoes, cheese, salsa-
--->'''Izzy:''' ''(scribbling on a notebook)'' Slow down! Hey, guys, I'm making a list!
** Three words: Secret. Hair. Collection.
** "Everyone! That's who wears undies in the Amazon! ''Everyone!"''
** It's either funny, or really creepy, to see Sierra attempt to update her blog using a pizza box and actual mouse as a mouse.
* "Can't Help Falling In Louvre":
** Noah training the Sasquatchanakwa the same way he trains his pet labrador, using GoFetch.
--->'''Noah:''' ''(waves his empty hand back and forth)'' Who wants the ball? Who wants it? You want it, doncha'? Well goooo get it! ''(pretends to throw it, Sasquatchanakwa runs after it happily)''
** And later:
---> '''Noah:''' I don't think my imaginary ball trick will distract the yeti a second time. ''(makes throwing motion)''
---> '''Izzy:''' Oh, oh, oh! A ball! I'll get it! ''(runs off-screen)''
** While being chased by the Sasquatchanakwa
---> '''Owen:''' But I don't want to be yeti poop!
** While explaining the challenge
---> '''Chris:''' Well we're not using the actual statues, ''those'' are priceless. Chef made some fake ones, right?
---> '''Chef:''' ''(stares blankly for several seconds, then runs off)''
** The ''entire'' runway challenge.
---> '''Lindsay:''' Let's move on to wardrobe. Do you think ''this'' one looks manly? ''(pulls out a picture of a little girl with a lollipop and balloons)''
---> '''Tyler:''' This isn't going to get better for me, is it?
** Owen's opinion on Lindsay's design:
--->'''Owen:''' I'd have to say that Lindsay's design just made me hungry. There were pictures of pheasants and I think some fruit...uh yeah, hungry, definitely hungry and... um... obsequious.
** DJ's BigLippedAlligatorMoment song in the middle of the show, complete with weird...swaying...dancing things.
** Tyler, once again, utterly failing at BuffySpeak:
---> '''Tyler''': Put the middle piece under the wide part, and rotate the thingy straightwise- no, no, no, underover!
---> '''Noah''': Those aren't. Even. ''Words''!
** Pretty much everything Izzy did in that episode was hysterical.
---> '''Izzy:''' ''(faking a male voice)'' Ahem! This is your captain speaking! If you look out your window, you'll get to see what happens when a PLANE does a SOMERSAULT!
** DJ picking a model. His choices were Heather, (who's posing), Courtney (who's holding her hips and puckering up), Izzy ([[CallBack who's showing off her eyelids]]), and Gwen (who is by herself, pouting).
---> '''DJ''': I'll take... Gwen.
---> '''Heather''': ''What?!''
---> '''Chris''': I second that, ''what?!''
** Chris being his usual JerkAss self while Cody is trying to get Sierra out of her funk; "Awwww. Don't care."
** Gwen coming down the runway...wearing DJ's shirt and hat which are about four sizes too big for her.
---> '''Heather''': Dry, dull, uninspiring, not a hint of effort with the presentation. [[BaitAndSwitchComparison But enough about Gwen]], the shirt was a 10!
* "Newf Kids on the Rock":
** Heather Irish-dancing during the ''Sea Shanty'' song.
** Owen taking Noah's analogy about initiating an alliances being like asking someone out on a date [[LiteralMinded a bit too literally.]]
---> '''Owen''': I don't know what to say to him...I've always been the allianc-ee, not the alliance-er.
---> '''Noah''': It's like asking a girl out, only she's a guy.
---> '''Owen''': Oh, okay! ''(to DJ)'' Hey, DJ! ''(DJ looks up)'' Hey, you wanna go for hot dogs with my buddy Noah? ''(Noah glances at Owen worriedly)'' He says your legs are nice. ''(wolf whistles)''
---> '''DJ''': ''(looks at Noah with a weirded-out expression)''
---> '''Noah''': ''(sarcastically)'' Yeah, because that's ''exactly'' what I told him to say.
** Izzy's face after chugging an entire jug of apple cider vinegar.
** DJ and Tyler making out with cod...and being really, ''really'' into it. Tyler's fish even slaps him for getting too fresh.
---> '''Noah:''' ''(confessional)'' No wonder my little cousins aren't allowed to watch this show.
** Owen swimming towards the boat, huffing and puffing and sounding like a ''dying manatee,'' it's even funnier because both Alejandro and Noah had swum to the boat with absolute ease just seconds ago.
** Heather, Gwen and Courtney (separately) saying something unintentionally revealing in the confessional, ''realizing'' they said it and then trying to break the camera to get the tape back.
** Then of course there's this case of GettingCrapPastTheRadar:
---> '''Courtney:''' I am a CIT!
---> '''Heather:''' More like a B-I-T-C...
---> '''Gwen:''' ''([[CurseCutShort interrupts]])'' Guys, let's get going.
** This moment when they were landing in the water:
---> '''Sierra:''': Why are we landing in the middle of the ocean? Oh no we're not-Why are we landing in the middle of the-Oh no we're not.
* "Jamaica Me Sweat":
** Owen falls off the Jet, crashes into the shore, has Izzy GroinAttack him from above, and then ''[[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill gets crushed by the plane]]''.
---> '''Owen''': Uh, no biggie. Just a concussion. Can you parents my phone and worry them not to tell... Santa?
** Team CIRRRRH always amuse while in first class:
---> '''Tyler:''' Winning really ''is'' everything!
---> '''Noah:''' Says the guy who Frenched a cod.
** Chris' pilot announcement:
---> '''Chris:''' ''(over PA)'' Attention passengers.
---> ({{beat}})
---> '''Chris:''' [[TheScream AAAAAAAAHHHHAHAHAAAAHHHAAAAAAHHH]]
** At the start of the challenge:
---> '''Noah:''' ''(laughs)'' Pretty blouse!
---> '''Chris:''' It's a Dashiki, mon!
---> '''DJ:''' ''(snickers)'' Yeah, a ''woman's'' Dashiki!
** Tyler's repeated RummageFail while searching for treasure, he ends up finding: an electric eel, a tire and ''a grandfather clock''.
---> '''Tyler:''' Found it! ''(realizes what it is)'' Oh ''come on!''
** A minor one in the opening: along with the rest of Team CIRRRRH and DJ, the cod- sorry, ''Irene'' had little cucumbers for her eyes.
** Once Alejandro "accidentally" let DJ know his curse was still in effect, it hit like a ton of bricks, with a line of random seagulls and a ''[[MisplacedWildlife walrus]]'' appearing in his path on the toboggan.
--->'''DJ:''' [[LampshadeHanging That doesn't even make sensssseeee!]]
** Team CIRRRRH's lines right before they do the challenge:
--->'''Chris:''' With Izzy and Owen out of commission, you'll have to work extra hard to make up for their absence.
--->'''Noah:''' ''(jokingly)'' No problem! Tyler, it's your lucky day. You get to do all the dives!
--->'''Tyler:''' YEAH! ''(beat)'' ...Wait.
** Heather copying Tyler's audition tape. Well, not ''really...''
--->'''Alejandro:''' ''(when Heather is about to dive)'' You have beautiful form.
--->'''Heather:''' What?! ''(falls and ends up doing a belly-flop)''
** Chris being rather... "sensitive" about his age.
--->'''Chris:''' ''(to camera)'' Will Chef fix the plane so we can leave here while I'm still young?
--->'''Noah:''' I don't know, did we land in the 70's?
---> ''(Chris [[DisproportionateRetribution shoves Noah off the cliff]], then [[FauxAffablyEvil goes back to smiling at the camera]])''
--->'''Chris:''' Find out after the break!
** Cody being punched by the shark. [[http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100823204009/totaldramaisland/images/4/4f/Ep10_cody_shark_large.gif It was even made into the episode's official download]].
* "I See London":
** Noah imitating Sierra, complete with a high-pitched voice and invisible laptop.
---> "Considering buying myself a life off [[BlandNameProduct Fred's List]], but having trouble deciding because they are all such a major improvement!"
** Owen talking about Noah:
--->'''Owen:''' I'd like to top his honor roll!... D-Did that sound creepy?
** There's only one parachute left, because Chef miscounted them - "I'm a cook, not a mathmetician!" - leaving Owen and Noah staring at it while everyone else lines up to jump. Noah looks skyward, groans, and says, "Oh, life, why do you hate me so?" the camera then cuts to them screaming as they hurtle towards the ground, with Noah keeping a death grip on Owen's shoulders.
** Noah smacking a Candy Fish Tail out of Owen's hand when he tries to bribe the guard with it:
---> '''Noah:''' Don't kill him you clown!
** [[ItMakesSenseInContext Stripping the guard]]:
---> '''Noah:''' You lost rock, paper, scissors fair and square, stop throwing the game!
--->'''Tyler:''' ''(biting at the guard's sock)'' I'm not! You try taking off a dude's pantyhose with your teeth!
--->({{Beat}})
---> '''Noah:''' ...Uh, dude? No one said you had to use your teeth.
** The torture part of the challenge, Tyler boasts about being able to take stretching easily, then when the challenge starts:
---> ''' Tyler:''' OOHOOOA, AAAUUURGH, AAAAOHH, OH STOP! IT'S TOO MUCH! STOOOOOP!
---> ({{Beat}})
---> '''Noah:''' ... You do realize we haven't started yet, right?
*** What makes it even better is that after his little FreakOut, Tyler's face goes perfectly calm and neutral again.
** Gwen taming the Corgis and making them sit
** Owen talking in a fancy British accent. Even while being attacked by corgis.
---> '''Owen:''' No! Bad doggies! [[OwMyBodyPart Ow! My wiener!]]
---> ''(camera pans over to one of the corgis [[InnocentInnuendo munching on a sausage]])''
** The callback, when Al reveals he knows what Noah thinks of him, "Like an eel, dipped in grease..."
--->'''Noah:''' Where I come from, that's a ''compliment!'' Tough neighborhood!
** When Team CIRRRRH reveals that they caught 'Jack', the bag is pulled off dramatically. [[ScoobyDoo Cue everyone gasping in sync and going, "Old Man Jenkins!?"]]
** Tyler's expression after seeing Gwen and Duncan kiss, "'''D8'''"
*** The horrified expression on his face is funny enough but it gets even better: IT'S ACOMPANIED BY SLIDE WHISTLE!
*** And it gets ''even better'' [[{{FridgeBrilliance}} when you remember that Tyler]] [[{{ShipSinking}} supports Gwen/Cody]].
* "Greece's Pieces":
--> '''Chris:''' It's almost like someone broke the lock on ''purpose!'' But [[HasTwoThumbsAnd who has two thumbs and would do that?]] ''(gleefully points to himself)''
** Owen claiming his childhood dream was to place second in the Olympics. Complete with a TakeThat to Canada.
** Owen lampshading his [[InnocentFanserviceGirl frequent states of]] [[FanDisservice nudity on the show]] when they arrive in Greece.
---> '''Chris:''' Welcome to the Acropolis in Athens, Greece, home to many of the very first Olympians, who as my intern has informed me, competed ''naked''.
---> '''Owen:''' ''[[HereWeGoAgain (sighs)]]'' Alright... Time to drop the laundry...
---> '''Rest of cast:''' ''[[{{Squick}} (various sounds of disgust and protest)]]''
---> '''Chris:''' No no no! that was just a quirky fact, not an order. There's no need to be 100% accurate. Stay dressed. ''very'' dressed. We only have to resort to nudity if there's a tiebreaker.
** Duncan spending the entire episode singing. Especially the first "''Owwwww~!''". Way funnier than it sounds.
** Chris when he realizes that some wires got crossed when gathering info for that day's destination. He tells everyone to hold on as the plane rolls and an intern goes flying out.
** Heather's expression when she sees how "flexible" Alejandro is.
** Owen's, Tyler's, and ''especially'' Cody's faces when they start wrestling.
** Chris after Sierra says another "Cody Fact".
--->'''Chris:''' The things you know frighten us. Really. They do.
** Also, toward's the end of the episode, Chris' decision to not vote off Duncan. He blatantly says, [[ScrewTheRulesIMakeThem "I'm ignoring the vote"]].
---> '''Chris:''' And the person who will be taking the drop of shame is... '''THIS INTERN!'''
** Even better when Duncan, who knows fully well that all three voted for him, smiles at them and chuckles evilly. [[VillainSue Alejandro's]] OhCrap face just sells it.
* "The EX-Files":
** One word: "Revenge".
** When Cody pokes a strange pod-type-thing in Area 51, it activates and creates a demonic looking alien Cody. It starts advancing towards him, when, who else:
--->'''Sierra:''' Eeee! Oh my gosh, oh my gosh! [[{{TwinThreesomeFantasy}} Two Cody's!]] I'm confused... and excited!
--->''(Sierra crushes both Codys in a hug. Alien-Cody EXPLODES, covering them both in slime)''
--->'''Sierra:''' ...Okay, now I'm just confused.
** The scene where everyone is on Area 52:
--->'''Chris''': Everyone, welcome to the coolest, extraterrestrialiest place in the world...Area 52!
--->'''Gwen''': 52? Area 51 is where all the cool alien stuff is.
--->'''Duncan''': The show's so broke, we have to fake an area now?
--->'''Chris''': Nope. This really is Area 52. And ''that's'' Area 51 right there. We're just inside the border. Well, everyone except Duncan.
---> ''(Duncan is immediately shot by a laser)''
** Tyler's reaction to imminent death: furiously doing pull-ups.
--->" Must!... leave!... beautiful!...corpse!"
** ''Duncan'' doing a [[FootPopping Foot Pop]] while kissing Gwen.
** Courtney recalling her "empowering" breakup with Duncan, which seemed to involve throwing a plate of pasta at Duncan, calling him a "stupid jerkface" and lying on the floor having a sobbing fit while everyone looked on in embarrassment before finally kicking him in the kiwis.
** Who wasn't laughing when you saw Bunny get zapped by lasers then run across the screen screaming and in flames?
** "Don't probe me, bro!"
** Tyler tripping and breaking Team CIRRRRH's alien artifact with his head buried in the ground.
--->'''Tyler''': Why is the purple meatball playing the piano?
** The Alien reaching out it's finger to touch Tyler's finger like ET before grinning evilly and zapping him.
** "Gothie's going down... Gothie's going down... Gothie is going down..."
** Courtney's slow motion "OOOOOOPS" after purposely tripping Gwen so Team Amazon could lose the challenge.
** This:
--->''(Courtney kicks a giant robot, and it activates)''
--->'''Robot:''' [[AC:Intruder alert. Initializing elimination procedure.]]
--->''(the robot points its giant arm cannon at Courtney...and falls right through the floor)''
--->'''Robot:''' [[AC:Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow.]]
** Tyler climbing an electric fence and getting shocked every single second. Oh, and while he's doing this, Alejandro and Duncan [[ThereWasADoor simply use the door.]]
** Demonstrating his hypnotism, Alejandro causes Owen to sing TAKE ME OUT TO THE BALL GAME while doing the RUNNING MAN. Was anybody who actually watched that not laughing?
** Pretty much all of Tyler's lines, but Duncan gets one when Tyler and Al are being face-hugged by aliens.
-->'''Duncan''': "What's this, a double date?!"
** Boyfriend Kisser. All of that song.
* "Picnic At Hanging Dork":
** [[http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100818114302/totaldramaisland/images/0/09/CrazyCody3.PNG THIS.]]
** Sierra's attempt at sheep collecting.
--->'''Sierra''': THIS ONE'S FOR CODY!
--->''(she jumps off the canyon without a bungee cord and plows into ground)''
--->'''Chris''': Medic!
--->''(two interns come in with a stretcher, they ignore Sierra and collect random sheep instead)''
** An emu copies what the viewers were basically thinking when [[LoveDodecahedron Courtney was flirting with Alejandro]] - it vomits.
* "Sweden Sour":
** The freeze frame we get right before [[spoiler: Owen smashes into Team Amazon's boat]].
** Cody built a giant wooden replica of Gwen's head with the materials Team Amazon were supposed to be making a proper ship out of. When Sierra suggested they use the head as a boat we got this exchange:
--->'''Sierra:''' If Gwen's head is hollow-
--->'''Courtney:''' Huh, don't get me started.
** The {{ABBA}} inspired musical number. To clarify: Duncan, Alejandro and Owen were in flamboyant, brightly colored, ''sparkly'' jumpsuits. With high heeled disco shoes [[IncrediblyLamePun to boot!]]
** Duncan and Alejandro having to speak like pirates to humor Owen.
--->'''Duncan''': [[DeadpanSnarker What]] ''[[DeadpanSnarker arrrr]]'' [[DeadpanSnarker the odds?]]
** Heather ''literally'' throwing herself at an unwilling Duncan to try and make Alejandro jealous.
** Heather trying to get him to look at her "booty".
--->'''Heather:''' Someone look at my booty!
** "Let me cheer you up by taking you to a happy place, it's a beautiful mountainside filled with Codies, some are giant, others are small enough to tuck in your pocket and some are chocolate covered marshmallow Codies." Cody responds by vomiting.
** Heather trying to kill Cody with a sledgehammer after he built Gwen's face, causing her to get into a fight to the death with Sierra and when Sierra's raising her weapon she accidentally hits Courtney knocking her out
* "Aftermath Aftermayhem":
** [[FatGirl Sadie]], despite having no lines, has a funny moment. As the peanut cans get shot at the contestants, two get shot in Sadie's direction; one [[KevLard bounces off her stomach]], while the other has enough force to [[FatComicRelief lodge itself in Sadie's blubber]]. Needless to say, both her and Katie are creeped out by this.
** Noah dodging lasers and his HeliumSpeech, "Owww" after his GroinAttack.
** Lindsey balancing meatballs on her nose like a seal. Complete with "arf, arf" sound effects.
** Geoff's song to Blaineley:
--->'''Geoff:''' ''(singing while doing a Ukrainian folk dance in his boxers)'' She's a phony scheming weasel-nose, and her real name isn't Blaineley! She steals and lies, and she's evil, bros, and her real name isn't Blaineley! [[spoiler: '''It's Mildred!''']]
*** Blaineley's reactions throughout are great, especially since she is [[TedBaxter sufficiently vain]] to assume any song about her ''must'' be complimentary, even when coming from someone she knows hates her (it takes her a couple of seconds to clue in.)
** ''Blaineley's Best Moments'', which reveal that she is a [[ExtremeOmnivore gluttonous]], [[GrossoutShow disgusting]], [[BalloonBelly beer-bellied]] [[GassHole gasshole of a girl]].
* "Niagara Brawls":
** 'Blainerific', Blaineley's hilariously narcissistic entrance song.
--->'''Blaineley:''' ''(singing)'' Dishin' dirt is my game. Invading your TV with my [[PerfectlyCromulentWord Blainericious]] brain!
---> ''(background switches to a coffee shop, Blaineley walks up to the counter)''
--->'''Blaineley:''' Get me a half-fat, no-foam latte, steamed to a hundred and two heat. ''(beat)'' I'm quite specific.
** Owen's dream.
---> '''Owen:''' You can't use Candy Canes for evil!
** Sierra shoving Alejandro back up the slot machine because she wanted to win Cody instead.
---> '''Alejandro:''' ''(his arm is stuck in the door)'' Por favor! I'm stuck!
** [[PunctuatedForEmphasis "I. Want. My. KISS!!!"]]
** The look on Cody's face right before Sierra kisses him. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
* "Chinese Fake Out":
** The donkey kicking Sierra off the Great Wall.
** Courtney wearing the mask and then throwing up through it's nostrils.
** Heather grumbling about Blaineley:
--->'''Heather:''' Diva.
--->'''Blaineley:''' [[InsultBackfire Thank you!]]
** The entirety of the second challenge, from the [[ThisIsGonnaSuck disturbed faces everyone has during the song]], to Cody, Heather, and Duncan giving Courtney suspicious looks as she helps Alejandro cheat in each round, ending with the final round where Blaineley and Alejandro break down in one of the many vomit shots this show is known for. Not to mention Chris trying to deal with the producers' constant interruptions, eventually just tossing his cell phone away rather than answering it.
** Not to mention the practically [[WhatDoYouMeanItWasntMadeOnDrugs trippy]] video sequence during the singing parts, where Chris starts out floating in the middle of the air with the other contestants, and then a table randomly comes near him. And then later the MusicalisInterruptus.
--->'''Chris:''' Man man chi, man man--huh?
--->'''Alejandro and Blaineley:''' ''(vomit)''
** Alejandro's male {{Gainaxing}}.
** Courtney vomiting through the dragon mask after hearing Sierra's lousy song.
* "African Lying Safari":
** Every single time Cody gets hit in the face by a soccer ball.
** The lyrics of the song:
---> '''Sierra:''' (''slurred'') I better sing or I'll get kicked out. I got something I want to say. Cody? Cody? Cody? I... I can't feel my face. Where'd you put it? Cody?! Cody! Codyyy! ''(falls over)''
---> '''Alejandro:''' ''(to Heather)'' Well "loser" is what the lion called you When you couldn't find your [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar baaaaaalls]]! [[ThatCameOutWrong Tranq balls I mean.]]
** Chris waking up Duncan:
--->'''Chris:''' Did you, or did you not steal the car?
--->'''Duncan:''' I-I was framed!
** When Duncan tries to convince Sierra to vote with him.
--->'''Sierra:''' Who cares about votes and alliances and [[BreadEggsMilkSquick the million dollar statue of Cody made of prize money?]] '''MONKEYS STOLE MY HUSBAND!!!'''
* "Rapa Phooey!":
** Cody/Alejandro. Cody/Alejandro. '''CODY/ALEJANDRO.'''
---> "Could we get up before somebody sees us?"
** Chris and Chef having a slap-fight over the plane controls.
** The contestants have to find easter eggs hidden in giant stone heads representing their eliminated teammates: [[DumbBlonde Lindsay's]] head is empty, [[CloudCuckooLander Izzy]] has bats flying around in hers and [[BigEater Owen's]] mouth is stuffed full of food.
* "Awwwwww, Drumheller!":
** Muppet Alejandro, the song being a CrowningMusicOfAwesome makes it all the sweeter
** The puppets banging their heads along to the music.
** Sierra eliminating herself by '''blowing up the plane.'''
** Chris doing the outro while in tears over his plane.
** Chef and later Chris being launched by the catapult.
* "Hawaiian Style":
** Harold's [[AWildRapperAppears unexpected rap]].
** A Polish clip from the episode has Duncan throwing a sandal at Courtney after she insults him and Gwen through song.
** Cody has to win - says Owen - because he's "the only ''non-evil'' person left!"
** The bear not liking PDA.
* "Planes, Trains, and Hot Air Mobiles":
** The Sasquatch's unexpected crush on Alejandro. Made even more hilarious when it kisses him, and later makes kissing faces towards him, to which he responds by shuddering.
** Ezekiel smiling when Heather hits him with a pillow.
** Cody and Sierra playing ''I Spy'' while flying.
---> '''Cody:''' I spy something that is... ''(cue storm clouds)'' ...gonna kill us!
* "Hawaiian Punch":
** Noah [[ShrugTake shrugging]] when Heather "confesses" her love for Alejandro.
** Harold's very high-pitched HeliumSpeech ([[IncrediblyLamePun literally]]) after getting [[GroinAttack kicked in the kiwis]] by Courtney.
** Heather's BigNo when she lost, made even funnier by the fact it was her fault Alejandro won.
** This line from the alternate ending
---> '''Alejandro:''' Hey, where's my prize money? [[TemptingFate I demand to get what's coming to me!]] ''(immediately gets run over by everyone and drenched in lava.)''
** [[http://totaldramaisland.wikia.com/wiki/File:Hawaii_ezekiel_flies.png Ezekiel's expression as he is launched out of the volcano and falls straight towards Chris' boat.]]
** Alejandro's BigNo when he finds out the money was destroyed.
---> '''Chris:''' ''(chuckles)'' Spaz.
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[[folder:Total Drama: Revenge of the Island]]
* This season, Chris seems to have acquired a habit of [[StuffBlowingUp bombing everything he doesn't want to see]]. Among the many things that exploded in the first episode are the boat the new campers rode in on ([[AmusingInjuries while they were in it]]), the paparazzi, a luxury cabin, and [[TheCameo Owen]].
* Anne Maria + trampoline = [[SlapstickKnowsNoGender hilarious slapstick]]
* Lightning rescuing Cameron from drowning:
-->'''Lightning:''' I'll save you, little girl!
-->'''Cameron:''' I'm a boy!
* When Chris shows everyone the wooden Chris head:
-->'''Chris''': Is the cleft on my chin ''really'' that big?
-->'''Scott''': Yep. And it looks like a butt.
-->'''Chris''': ''(scowls)'' Moving on.
* "Truth or [[DisproportionateRetribution Laser Shark]]":
** Chris asks the person whose real first name is Beverley to buzz in, Sam wonders why any girl would be embarrassed about being named Beverly. [[spoiler: Then B buzzes in]]. [[JerkAss Chris exposes them to the mutant shark anyway.]]
** When Dakota and B are on the chopping block Dakota is viciously filing her nails the entire time.
** "You kissed a gentlemen?"
* Pretty much all of [[JerkAss Scott]] and [[StrangeGirl Dawn]]'s interactions in "Ice Ice Baby".
-->'''Scott:''' No I'm not gonna LISTEN to the snowball, I'm gonna chuck it!
-->'''Dawn:''' But it's full of negative energy!
-->'''Scott:''' So am I! ''[[StuffBlowingUp (snowball literally blows up in his face)]]''
-->'''Dawn:''' You weren't held enough as a child.
* Brick and Zoey using Ann Maria's hair as a moving shield during the snow fort challenge.
* [[NonSequiturThud "Doweeee...here's your cat!"]]
* "Runaway Model":
** The teleporting frog.
** [[SlapStick Everything]] [[WhatWereYouThinking involving]] [[GoneHorriblyWrong the]] [[Franchise/DonkeyKong yeti]].
** The icing on the cake has got to be Sam running up the wood steps to the yeti while making video game noises.
* In "Up Up and Away", Heather tries to play the same trick she did in last season's finale by pretending to cry and then beating her opponent down when they start to show sympathy, this time on Lightning. Except it takes multiple hits to get [[BigGuy him]] down.
-->'''Lightning:''' ''(gets smacked)'' AH! What is wrong with- ''(gets smacked)'' [[YoureInsane You're crazy.]] ''[[RuleOfThree (gets smacked)]]''
* Zoey's OutOfCharacterMoment in "Up, Up and Away in My Pitiful Balloon", when she sees the briefcase containing the season's prize money.
-->'''Zoey:''' ''(entranced)'' Money! Removing all common sense and fear of danger.
-->'''Scott:''' Too bad you'll never win it. ''(Zoey pushes him down)'' Owww!!
-->'''Zoey:''' ''(angrily)'' Just watch me! ''(reverts back to her normal self)'' If that's okay with you.
* While it's actually not funny what happened to [[spoiler: Scott]] after his elimination, it's undeniably hilarious how he responds to Cameron getting hurt by beeping "Yes".
* One of Brick's best lines in the entire season, "[[RealMenWearPink Fashion school, here I come!]]"
** "Yeah, you heard me."
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Total Drama Island]]
* "Not So Happy Campers - Part 1":
** Once all of the campers have arrived. Chris has them crowd around the end of the dock for a promo shot...
--->'''Chris''': Okay. One...two...thr- Oop! Okay, forgot the lens cap! ''(presses button)'' Okay, hold that pose... one...t- Oh, wait. Card's full! Hang on...
--->'''Leshawna''': C'mon, man! My face is startin' to freeze!
--->'''Chris''': Okay! Okay, everyone say 'Wawanakwa!'
--->'''Campers''': Wawanakwa! ''(dock collapses under them)'' Aaah!
--->''(camera flash, picture is of half-submerged/drowning campers)''
** Trent and Noah silently walking away from Owen as his desperate attempts to cover up an AccidentalInnuendo [[DiggingYourselfDeeper result in even worse ones]].
** Chris tells the campers that will be using communal bathrooms, Lindsay objects.
---> '''Lindsay:''' But I'm not Catholic!
---> '''Chris:''' Not communion, commun''al.''
---> '''Lindsay:''' Huh?
* "Not So Happy Campers - Part 2":
** Courtney trying to cover up Katie and Sadie's poison ivy incident.
---> '''Leshawna:''' Aren't you missing two white girls?
--->'''Courtney''': They're getting a drink.
--->'''Harold''': Yeah, if they drink with their butts.
--->'''Ezekiel''': ''(laughs)'' [[ThatMakesMeFeelAngry That's funny.]]
** The montage during the hot tub building challenge in the second episode, where it cuts from the Killer Bass' TeethClenchedTeamwork to the Screaming Gophers' perfectly synchronized co-operation.
** The ReactionShot of Harold, Noah, and Cody gaping in shock and then quickly backing away from Katie and Sadie after Ezekiel makes his [[NeverLiveItDown infamous]] sexist remark.
* "The Big Sleep":
** Gwen and Trent, two of the only campers still awake, begin a conversation, as they begin to bond romantic music plays in the background and it's a very sweet scene. And then, with no warning ''whatsoever'' Owen sleepwalks right past them. [[NakedPeopleAreFunny Completely naked]]. Cue the most horrified, traumatized expressions ''ever''.
** Chef Hatchet in a pink tutu, scattering sleep dust.
** Chef dressed as a big, fluffy, pink sheep
** Owen getting pumped about the challenge:
---> '''Owen:''' Stay awake for 12 hours? [[LogicalFallacies I could do that in my sleep]]! Woohoo! ''(falls asleep)''
** When Chris read a book on Canadian history to lull the contestants to sleep. Even funnier is the dramatic build-up;
--->'''Chris:''' I didn't want it to come to this. I said that to Chef Hatchet last night. I said, "Chef, I don't want it to come to this." But, darn it! These campers are tough! And so, I've come up with the most boring, sleep-enducing activity I can find.
** Two words: Cody's dream.
** Two more words: AccidentalKiss.
** Owen sleep-swimming with salmon... up a WATERFALL.
** Gwen and Trent trying to incite a reaction from Justin, especially:
---> '''Trent:''' Yip! Yip! ''(flails his arms around)'' Yip, yip, yip, yip, yip!
* "Dodgebrawl":
--> '''Chris:''' Today's challenge is the classic game of dodgeball.
--> '''Noah:''' ''(sarcastically)'' Gee, throwing balls. Another mentally stimulating activity.
--> '''Lindsay:''' [[SarcasmBlind I know, right?]]
** Chris getting interrupted while explaining the rules.
---> '''Chris:''' Remember, the first rule of dodgeball is...
---> '''Noah:''' [[Film/FightClub Do not talk about dodgeball?]]
** Noah "cheering" for his team:
---> '''Noah:''' Oh sorry. ''(very sarcastically)'' Woo hoo! Way to throw those murder balls! Go team, go!
** Tyler's classic attempt at an insult.
---> '''Tyler:''' Oh yeah, you're going down! We're gonna bring the dinner to the table, and then we're gonna eat it!
---> '''Other Killer Bass:''' ''({{Facepalm}})''
* Duncan's fear of Celine Deon music store standees in "Phobia Factor".
-->'''Tyler:''' Dude, she's made of cardboard! Get in the game!
* "The Sucky Outdoors":
** Just look at Duncan in [[http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100726061628/totaldramaisland/images/0/07/FIREPT3.png this picture.]]
** Duncan noticing that Katie and Sadie are missing.
---> '''Duncan:''' Hey, has anyone seen Tweedle-Dumb and Tweedle-Idiot?
** And Courtney's explanation for their absence.
--->'''Chris:''' And it looks like the Bass are missing two fish.
--->'''Courtney:''' Oh, you mean Katie and Sadie? I'm pretty sure they got eaten by wolves last night.
--->'''Duncan:''' Darn shame.
** Courtney TemptingFate. Her expression immediately afterward just sells it.
--->'''Courtney:''' Things could not ''possibly'' get any worse!
---> ''(cue a single drop of rain, followed by a heavy downpour. Courtney's face goes neutral before screaming)''
** Izzy, Owen, and Heather getting mad at a bird for tweeting after they slept in a tree
---> '''Izzy:''' (still in her bear costume) I don't know how raccoons sleep in trees because I am so stiff
---> '''Owen:''' They must be really limber
---> '''Heather:''' You know what crazy girl? I don't wanna hear another word from you, or the bear hunter here (Owen). If you two hadn't been acting like bear bait all night, we could've slept in our tent.
---> (bird flies on the tent and tweets)
---> '''Izzy, Owen, and Heather:''' (simultaneously) Shut up! (bird falls off the tent)
* "Paintball Deer Hunter":
** The confessional cam segments are sometimes filled with TemptingFate, none moreso than this one:
--> ''(a bandaged and wheelchair laden Cody is seen in the confessional stall)''
--> '''Cody:''' Okay, I know [[BearsAreBadNews I got mauled by a bear]], but I'm feeling confident about this. Heather's mean as a snake, dude! Her own team shot her like, 18 times! They'll never vote me off.
--> ''(cut to Leshawna and Owen in the confessional, explaining why they're voting off Cody)''
** Owen monologuing about being in total sync with nature... then realizing he's lying on a snake.
** DJ ''really'' behaving like a deer, he hops on his four and ''eats grass!'' Duncan's "WTF?!" face when he begins to do so really sells it.
* Most of the times Geoff struck out with Bridgette were pretty funny.
-->'''Geoff:''' Heya Bridge, you look good when you're cooking dinner. Kinda like my friend Evan's [[HotMom really hot mom]]. ''(smiles serenely)''
* "[[{{BootCampEpisode}} Basic Straining]]" has one challenge in which all the contestants, eliminated or otherwise (don't ask; it'll take all day) must dance the dance from, and I'm not kidding here, Michael Jackson's Thriller.
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opfDedDh6M8 Made even funnier when they're dancing to the actual song.]] NightmareFuel ''does'' kicks in, however, when you realize the camper's movement is in almost perfect synchronization with the song.
* "Wawanakwa Gone Wild":
** Gwen vs. the {{RoadRunner}} duck.
--->'''Gwen:''' Uh... Last time I checked, ducks '''waddled'''.
** Duncan vs. the Racoonmech
--->'''Duncan:''' Whoa... that's [[{{Transformers}} more than meets the eye]].
** Izzy accidentally shooting Heather with a tranquilizer dart.
** This exchange:
---> '''Duncan:''' ''(to Heather)'' If you want, you can borrow my chainsaw when I'm done with it.
---> '''Heather:''' Great, the bear can use it to skin me alive after he's finished ''mauling'' me! Thanks.
* "Hook, Line, and Screamer":
** The serial killer being a CampGay wimp.
** Owen asking Izzy if [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar he'll make it to second base]].
---> '''Owen:''' Owen's not getting to second base, is he?
---> ''(Izzy shakes her head)''
---> '''Owen:''' I didn't think so. First base?
---> ''(Izzy shakes her head again)''
---> '''Owen:''' Is he getting up to ba-
---> ''(Izzy punches him)''
** Geoff mindlessly walking around the camp with Chef, dressed as the serial killer, simply walking behind him. And then Geoff asked him ''if he heard the ice cream truck!''
--->'''Chris:''' By far, the worst blunder yet.
* Lindsay accidentally poisoning Trent when she messes up the blowfish recipe in "Who Can You Trust?"
--> '''Trent:''' ''(slurred)'' I thought you said you passed biology.
--> '''Lindsay:''' I said I ''[[ExactWords took]]'' biology.
* In "X-Treme Torture" Gwen and Bridgette spend most of the episode trying to find out who wrote a haiku poem to one of the girls at camp. After ruling out their love interests, there's this exchange:
--> '''Gwen:''' Okay, so the haiku candidates are Duncan, Harold, DJ, or Owen.
--> '''Bridgette:''' Well we know Duncan was crushing on Courtney, so he's out. And Harold is...
--> ''(both girls watch as Harold emerges from the confessional stall, his pants around his ankles)''
--> '''Harold:''' ''(in a suave voice)'' Ladies ''(trips on his pants and falls to the ground)''
--> '''Gwen:''' Okay, You take DJ, I'll take Owen.
* Courtney's response to having a coconut dropped on her head:
--> '''Courtney:''' This is a coconut. We're in ''[[CanadaEh Muskoka,]]'' people! [[TemptingFate If you're going to drop props on my head, at least make them geographically correct!]]
--> ''(cue a sled, a pile of snow, and an Eskimo falling on her)''
* In the final episode, Heather tore off Justin's shirt to distract Gwen so Owen could take the lead. Unfortunately for her, [[HoYay Owen gets]] [[DistractedByTheSexy distracted]] too.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Total Drama Action]]
* After Owen won the first challenge, he got to pick out which trailer the men would get.
--> '''Owen:''' I'll take... the squashed one! ''(guys disapprove)'' What? It has more character!
--> ''(girls cheer)''
--> '''Chef (as monster):''' ''(steps on the girl's trailer)''
** As for how Owen ''won'' the challenge in the first place, he ate all the food the key could be hiding in. It was prop food. Duncan shares our reaction laughing his ass off in the confessional.
* Beth's EpicFail of a cheer in "Riot on Set".
--> "Owen! Owen! He's our guy! If he can't do it... Uh.... [[ShapedLikeItself He's not our guy]]!"
* The Killer Grips trying to figure out which way to go.
-->'''Lindsay:''' North is nice, but East is least, West is best.
-->'''Leshawna''': Can't argue with that. Wouldn't even know how to.
* Leshawna's horrible dancing in "Beach Blanket Bogus", made even funnier by the horrified ReactionShot we get from the spectators.
** And Harold happily dancing alongside them.
* All of the ''That's Gonna Leave A Mark'' segments during ''The Aftermath''. You can't help but laugh at Duncan getting hit in the kiwis by a ''bird.''
** Especially in the Third Aftermath, where the ''[[BreakingTheFourthWall team logos]]'' injure people.
** And then there's the one where Chef bumps his cart into the cart of a yeti who responds by hitting Chef's with a golf club and then [[FlippingTheBird giving him the Finger]].
* The scene in "Aftermath: I" where Geoff notices a scared looking [[OneSceneWonder Billy]] in the background of Izzy and Chef's fight scenes, Izzy then cheerfully reassures him that, "I would never hurt that intern." [[BlatantLies The "Lie" hammer immediately swings down upon her]], but she dodges it. We then get several zoom-ins to the poor intern standing off screen, who then silently drops his clipboard and runs for dear life.
* From "Full Metal Drama", Izzy's alter-ego [[StuffBlowingUp Explosivo]] and [[GeneralFailure Admiral Lindsay, Her Hotness]]. That is all.
* Pretty much the entirety of "Get A Clue" is hilarious, but the funniest bit occurs when the lights are turned off.
--> '''Lindsay:''' Something brushed up against my leg!
--> '''Beth:''' Something brushed up against MY leg!
--> '''Harold:''' I keep brushing up against things that feel suspiciously like legs!
** "MUUUUH-DUH!"
* How about Heather trying to cut off Courtney's hair in "One Million Bucks B.C."?
--> '''Heather:''' ''(after laughing maniacally)'' What? I'm not crazy. I'm bald.
* From "Masters of Disasters": "Hey! You dropped your chips in my pop! Hey! You spilled your pop in my chips!"
* The DreamSequence in "The Sand Witch Project" where DJ throws a spoon at Chef, it's Chef's completely unimpressed expression that really seals the deal.
* [[http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100123224326/totaldramaisland/images/7/7a/RockNRule1.jpg THIS.]]
* Any time [[SmallNameBigEgo Courtney]] gets beaten by the other campers in challenges [[HoistByHisOwnPetard because she tried too hard.]] Especially the times she ends up losing to [[TooDumbToLive Lind]][[TheDitz say.]]
* Duncan, Harold and Heather finding out that the reward for the heist movie that they've been busting their asses over is a special kind of cash which can only be used to purchase tap water.
* "Princess Pride":
** Courtney sings about what her ideal prince will be like, after she sings the line "my prince will tame wild whales", bad boy Duncan breaks a whale in half over his knee. Where did the whale come from? Who cares, [[RuleOfFunny it was funny]]!
** Speaking of said episode, Chris selling the Princess Courtney CD "call 555-SELLOUT to get your authentic Princess Courtney CD before everyone else downloads it illegally!"
---> '''Harold:''' I'll take one! I'm going to listen to the beautiful love song and think of [=LeShawna=].
---> '' (later, Harold's in the make-up confessional with a note from [=LeShawna=])''
---> '''Harold:''' ''(reading)'' "Yo Harold, if you play that skinny rich girl song and think of me, I'll have to kill you."'' [[{{Beat}} (stares awkwardly at the confessional camera)]]''
** "Playing with the Princess Courtney doll is more fun and less dangerous than playing with the ''real'' Courtney, guaranteed!"
** Chris making two Beth dolls kiss.
** The bit where Justin falls. The way that he suffers is just so damn funny that it's hard not to laugh even though he's suffering.
** The ending of that episode:
-->'''Chef''': Princesses, ATTACK!
* Duncan going crazy after being lost in the woods. He ate Courtney's 32-page relationship contract, then came back to camp swinging on a vine like Izzy.
-->'''Courtney''': ''Literature/LordOfTheFlies'', much?!
* Courtney's cheer in "Top Dog".
--> "F-I-S-H-Y! You ain't got no alibi! You fishy, uh-huh! You fishy, uh-huh! Come on get your fins up, fins up! Come on get your fins up! Get your fins up!"
* The barrage of challenges Duncan has to go through in "Mutiny on the Soundstage", such as running through a minefield while wearing a blindfold.
--> '''Duncan:''' ''(as he runs)'' The mines are BURIED! The blindfold is redundant! REDUNDANT!
* In "Celebrity Manhunt's Total Drama Action Reunion Special" the show follows what the cast has been up to since the season ended. Gwen is shown to have started an environmentally conscious blog, alongside Katie and Sadie. Not to be outdone, Heather mocks her rival in a way that's both mean yet funny:
--> '''Heather:''' ''(as Gwen)'' This is the loser Gwen show, where everything always sucks and the world is terrible. ''(as Katie)'' Like, oh..my..gosh! No singing? That is so sad, don't you think Sadie? ''(as Sadie)'' I know! It's totally like "oh my gosh!" Isn't it like, awesome how the same we are? ''(as Katie again)'' I know! Now look at my butt. ''(as Gwen)'' Ugh, how dare you interrupt my loser video blog? ''(takes out a picture of Duncan)'' I wish Duncan was here so I could kiss him, even though I'm too scared to tell him much I ''loove'' him because I'm too cool! ''(kisses the picture)'' P.S, save the whales.
** Gwen's counter attack when she shows Heather being licked on the mouth by her cat Bruiser, followed by a shot of Bruiser licking his nads.
** And when they're both at the studio being interviewed by Josh, the following exchange occurs:
--->'''Josh:''' You've been through so much together, sharing a cabin at a summer camp, a trailer at an abandoned studio. Why not bury the hatchet? Isn't your friendship more important than this blog war?
--->'''Heather:''' It's just that...you see, Josh...Gwen is a gigantic loser.
--->'''Gwen:''' ''(laughs)'' And Heather's breath reeks like cat butt!
--->''(the two of them glare at each other for a second, then...)''
--->'''Gwen:''' ''(tackles Heather)'' Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
--->'''Heather:''' I'm gonna take you ''down!''
--->'''Josh:''' ''(excitedly)'' Cat fight! Cat fight!
** And from the same episode, the cast trying to figure out how to get to New York:
---> '''Izzy:''' I think I know the way! But it's not gonna be easy...
---> '''Noah:''' [[GenreSavvy Yeah,]] ''[[GenreSavvy this]]'' [[GenreSavvy should be interesting]].
---> '''Izzy:''' Okay, Cody! I need you to gather [[NoodleImplements assorted lengths of lumber]].
--->'''Cody:''' ...Uh, right now?
---> '''Izzy:''' Owen! Can you track down [[NoodleImplements a medium sized boat motor]]?
--->'''Owen:''' ''(pumps fists)'' No prob! I'm on it!
---> '''Izzy:''' ''(grabs Noah's shoulder)'' Noah! I'm counting on you for [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking three gallons of diesel fuel]]!
---> '''Noah:''' ''(smiles reassuringly)'' [[SarcasmMode Sure thing. I'll get my unicorn to deliver it.]]
--->'''Izzy:''' [[SarcasmBlind Perfect!]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Total Drama World Tour]]
* "Walk Like An Egyptian - Part 1":
** Owen begins flipping out about getting on the plane, wailing about wanting to go home, Chris' response? [[FryingPanOfDoom He hits him over the head with a frying pan.]]
--->'''Owen:''' No! I can't ride in that! Call the United Nations! Call a cab! [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Call my mom!]] No! I'm not doing this! I'm out! This is unethical! ''(Chris smacks him off-screen)'' Mommy!
** The song, which also doubles as a CrowningMusicOfAwesome.
--->'''Ezekiel:''' ''They thought they could leave me, and depaAAAARRRRRTtt... But this stowaway's got winning in his heaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrt!''
--->'''Noah:''' ''Come fly with uuuus, come dieee with uuuus.''
--->'''Duncan:''' ''THIIISSSS SSSUUUUUUUUUUUUCCKKKKKS!''
** Everyone cheerfully doing jazz hands afterwards.
** When Alejandro finds out who's going to be on his team: "That's wonderful." Cut to him in the confessional [[ClusterFBomb swearing his head off]] in Spanish.
** Sierra suggesting the name "Team Chris is Really Really Really Really Hot" for her team...and Chris making it the name before anyone objects. Thus, the name for the team for the next 13 or so episodes until the merge.
--->'''Chris:''' Team Chris is Really Really Really Really Really Hot-
--->'''Alejandro:''' I thought there were only four "Really's."
*** Becomes even funnier after Sierra and Izzy switch teams because now ''no one'' likes that name on the team.
* "Walk Like An Egyptian - Part 2":
--> '''[[StalkerWithACrush Sierra]]:''' Did you know that Cody slept with a stuffed emu named Jerry until he was... Well, okay, he still does...
--> '''Noah:''' And you know this ''how?''
--> '''Sierra:''' I called his aunt once, I pretend I was a telemarketer!
--> '''Noah:''' ''([[DeadpanSnarker in complete deadpan]])'' Ooh, stalkerlicous.
** Heather may be the AlphaBitch, but her insult towards Cody after he tried to flirt with Gwen was ActuallyPrettyFunny:
---> '''Heather:''' Hear that? That's the sound of hundreds of girls all over the world running and rushing, just desperate to... '''lock their doors.'''
** "I just introduced myself in camel-ese."
** "Owen's nostrils can breathe the National Anthem."
** Chris' instructions to Team CIRRRRH on how to complete the challenge:
---> '''Chris:''' You have to make a raft big enough to fit your whole team. That includes goat-face over there!
---> '''Tyler:''' HEY!
---> '''Alejandro:''' I believe he was referring to the goat.
---> '''Tyler:''' ... OOOH! Thanks!
* "Super Happy Crazy Fun Time Japan":
** The contestants are sucked out of the Jet, screaming at the top of their lungs as they fall to their imminent deaths, then the music bell chimes, indicating that they have to sing ''while falling''.
---> '''Noah:''' Seriously!? I mean, ''seriously!?''
** Team Amazon failing at storming out.
---> '''Courtney:''' Uh, we can't storm out ''together'', that defeats the purpose!
---> '''Heather:''' ''You'' go that back that way then!
---> '''Courtney:''' No! You go back that way!
---> '''Gwen:''' Well I came this way first!
** Team CIRRRRH's acting during their monster commercial:
---> '''Alejandro:''' ''(awkwardly timed)'' Oh no! The large out-of-shape monsteeer!
---> '''Tyler:''' ''(too loudly)'' We must ruuun!
---> '''Noah:''' ''(lifelessly)'' Think of the childreeen.
---> '''Izzy:''' ''(cheerfully)'' He's so hooot!
** [[TwoWordsObviousTrope Two words: Human. Pinball.]] [[RecycledInSpace With pandas!]] [[KillerRabbit Killer Pandas.]]
---> "Sorry panda! Sorry panda! Sorry panda! Sorry panda! Sorry panda!..."
** Then there's the Japanese promo for ''Total Drama Action''. And the contestants' reaction to it.
---> '''Noah:''' Um, [[FlatWhat what?]]
---> '''Chris:''' That piece of cinematic gold is the Japanese promo. ''Total Drama'' is huge here.
---> '''Courtney:''' Okay, but that was in English. So why are they dubbing our voices?
---> '''Chris:''' Turns out the locals just don't like the sounds of y'all. Sorry.
---> '''Courtney:''' No, you're not.
---> '''Chris:''' True.
** Then, there's the second challenge. "There's a new candy hitting the Japanese market. It's Chef's 'Total-Drama-Yum-Yum-Happy-Go-Time Candy fish tails'. I call this (the challenge) the [[DepartmentofRedundancyDepartment 'Total-Drama-Yum-Yum-Happy-Go-Time Candy fish tails' challenge.]] (beat) of celebration fun. (winks at the camera)"
** Who can forget DJ's RashomonStyle retelling of the event in "Walk Like an Egyptian - Part 1". The things went down, DJ pets a mummified dog and it disintegrates. The way DJ told it, he pets the dog [[StuffBlowingUp and it explodes. Then the pyramid explodes.]] [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Oh, and he was wearing Harold's foil hat.]]
** DJ's odd expression when he choked during Team Victory's commercial
** All three of the commercials! Team CIRRRRH has a [[SoBadItsGood monster movie type thing with horrible acting]], which segues at the end into [[DisneyAcidSequence a dance with flashing lights and random lyrics]] ("Wash your face!"). Team Victory has a [[StylisticSuck bad]] [[{{Narm}} "dramatic"]] samurai type thing which, for ''no reason at all'', [[FailedAttemptAtDrama has a beach ball bounce in the middle of it and pop on Harold's sword]]. And Team Amazon? Well...[[MindScrew it's weird]].
* "Anything Yukon Do, I Can Do Better":
** Tyler being called Noah by both Lindsay and Chris throughout the episode. What really made this one such a CrowningMomentOfFunny was Tyler in the confessional acting as if being mistaken for Noah was AFateWorseThanDeath.
---> '''Tyler:''' I don't get it, I'm the least talked about contestant on all the fan blogs. Even Zeke gets more play, and he ''always'' gets eliminated first! And ''worst'' of all, on the flight here, Lindsay called me Noah. ''Noah!''
*** It gets even funnier when you realize ''why'' he's so upset. Sports aren't his forte.
** Bridgette trying to talk with her tongue stuck on the pole. You have to hear it for it to be funny. It was the base for the episode's '''song'''.
** Sierra rescuing Cody from the river.
---> '''Sierra:''' If one of us drowns, I want it to be me!!
---> '''Cody:''' ''(weakly)'' .....M-m-me too...
** And later...
---> '''Gwen:''' Need a lift?
---> '''Cody:''' And a restraining order!
** DJ's animal curse continues with him ''[[{{RefugeInAudacity}} knocking a baby seal off a cliff.]]''
** The scene where Tyler and Izzy reach their sled.
---> '''Izzy:''' Woo! Oh, look, a speaker! ''(points to "radioactive" sign)'' Our's must play music! ''(dives into the box)''
--->''' Tyler:''' ''(gasps)'' Is that box radioactive?
--->''' Chris:''' ''(shrugs nonchalantly)'' What ''isn't'' radioactive these days?
---> ''(Izzy emerges from the box all right, but now with a SicklyGreenGlow)''
---> '''Izzy:''' I can't find a radio anywhere. I think someone stole it.
** Tyler and Izzy during the challenge:
---> '''Tyler:''' ''(panting)'' If you see anyone, call out.
---> '''Izzy:''' ''(gasps)'' Ooh,ooh, ooh! There's Tyler!
---> '''Tyler:''' ''Other'' than me!
** And then AFTER Noah has already jumped on the sled:
---> '''Izzy:''' Ooh, There's Noah! ''(waves enthusiastically)'' Noah! [[ChekhovsGag Someone stole our radio!]]
* "Broadway, Baby!":
** The scene with Team CIRRRRH in the first class section:
--->''(Owen rolls off the couch, revealing a squashed Noah)''
---> '''Noah:''' ''(in obvious pain)'' Finally! Thanks for not noticing I was missing last night! [[CallBack Who am I, Tyler?!]]
---> '''Tyler:''' Hey! ''(accidentally spits food on Alejandro)''
** Before the challenge:
---> '''Lindsay:''' ''(to Chris)'' Um...so when do we go shopping?
---> '''Chris:''' You don't.
---> '''Lindsay:''' [[BigNo Noooooo!]]
** Cody greedily scooping up all the candy as if it were a GRatedDrug. "Come to Papa..."
** What Chris says right before Cody opens the apple:
---> '''Chris:''' Have at it, ladies.
---> '''Cody:''' Hey!
---> '''Chris:''' Sorry. Have at it, ladies - and ''baby.''
---> '''Cody:''' ''Hey!''
** Noah asleep and snoring in the baby carriage.
** Any and all facts about Chris during the episode.
** The song, which comes complete with a DisneyAcidSequence.
---> "The bagels are [[BuffySpeak bageler, the bums are bummer!]]"
** Gwen sliding down the fireman's pole, followed by a huge CRASH, then, "I'm okay!" in a high pitched and pained voice.
** The {{Reactive Continuous Scream}} moment between Noah and the mom at Central Park.
** Cody literally ''almost dying'' via MarshmallowHell from ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3loNqI1AY0 the Statue of Liberty]]''.
---> '''Tyler:''' Whoo! Ten point landing, dude!
** Team CIRRRRH discover that their carriage had been switched with an actual baby carriage:
---> '''Izzy:''' ''(gasps)'' Noah regressed into a baby!
---> '''Owen:''' [[SkewedPriorities And he ate all my pretzels!]]
** Team Victory decides who is going to be their baby:
---> '''Lindsay:''' Ooh, pick me! I love it when people call me baby.
---> '''Noah:''' ''(to Tyler)'' Make a mental note of that, bro.
---> '''Tyler''': ''(pats his pockets)'' [[LiteralMinded I don't have a pen.]]
** The reaction shots after Sierra revealed some of Chris' embarrassing secrets: DJ is laughing out loud, Owen is giggling, Courtney is just killing herself laughing, and even Chef is shown laughing at Chris too!
** "Look, I'm a rabid monkey! Ai ya ya ya!"
* "Aftermath: Bridgette Over Troubled Water":
** Just about everything Eva does or says in this episode qualifies.
---> '''Eva:''' I don't know why you would, but they told me to tell you to tune in next time, got it?! There's gonna be more crazy action on Total...Drama... ''(attempts to sing)'' World Tour! Aw, forget this ''(kicks a lamp, it crashes offscreen)''.
** The Harold's GoodTimesMontage:
---> '''Harold:''' ''(to Justin)'' When your bladder is full, it's roughly the size of a softball.
---> '''Justin:''' ''(punches Harold)''
---> '''Harold:''' ''(to Heather)'' The world's longest cricket match lasted fourteen days! That's a lot of googlies!
---> '''Heather:''' ''(kicks Harold [[GroinAttack in the kiwis]])''
---> '''Harold:''' ''(to Noah)'' In Alaska it's illegal to talk to someone while they're moose hunting!
---> '''Moose:''' ''(charges on-screen and tackles Harold into a tree while Noah watches in stunned disbelief)''
---> '''Harold:''' ''(to the camera)'' Squirrels only blink one eye at a time, like this. ''(Blinks one eye at a time.)''
---> '''Squirrel:''' ''(Blinks one eye at a time, then punches Harold)''
---> '''Harold:''' 111,111,111? x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987, ''(Cut to Beth pounding her fist, Justin with boxing gloves, Heather with a Baseball bat, Cody with nun-chucks, [[FryingPanofDoom Chef with a frying pan]], [[BearsAreBadNews and the bear with a chainsaw]]...none of whom seem very happy at him.)'' 654,321, which is a numerical palindrome! How cool is that?!
** Beth hitting on [[CargoShip Bridgette's pole.]]
** No mention yet of [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment the Drama Machine?]]
** Then there's Geoff trying to convince Blaineley that he's happy only to be met with an anvil, a safe, and a piano.
** This nonsensical arguement:
---> '''Geoff:''' You'd get mad if you caught me making out with a girl pole on television!
---> '''Bridgette:''' Poles aren't alive!
---> '''Geoff:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Tell that to your tongue!]]
** Blaineley gets super pissed when Geoff and Bridgette make up and make out instead of fighting like she wanted them to.
* "Slap Slap Revolution":
** Noah's comment that Cody [[DoubleEntendre has a "tiny sausage".]] [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar Censors? What censors?]]
*** Also note the particular placement of the end of the sausage Cody is holding.
*** Since the creators know that people [[http://totaldramaisland.blogspot.com/2010/07/ahh-memories.html ship Noah and Cody]], it makes it all the more funny that they're doing it on purpose now.
** Noah and Alejandro having a serious conversation about Alejandro's loyalty... [[SoundtrackDissonance while performing a tradition German dance]].
** Alejandro giving orders to his team:
---> '''Alejandro:''' Tyler! We need your strength on the grinder!
--->'''Tyler:''' ''(folds sleeves up in determination)''
--->'''Alejandro:''' Owen! Stuff that stuffing like your life depended on it!
--->'''Owen:''' ''(salutes)'' Aye, aye captain!
--->'''Alejandro:''' Noah! Make sure Izzy doesn't get in the grinder! ''(throws Izzy at Noah)''
--->'''Noah:''' ''(is knocked to the ground by falling Izzy)'' ...And there goes my pelvis.
** [[CrazyAwesome Izzy]] happily carrying Noah around in her arms after his injury is both hilarious and oddly adorable.
** "All aboard ''der'' Weiner Express!"
** The trip wires set up around Cody's chair while he's sleeping and sucking his thumb. When Emily (yes, that Emily) accidentally brushes a bell on one of the wires: "NO MORE FOOT RUBS SIERRA!"
** When you realize what Alejandro's last name, ''Burromuerto,'' means in Spanish: "dead donkey."
** What? This far without mention of the avalanche? It starts out as a CrowningMomentofHeartwarming when [[TooDumbToLive Too Dumb to Live]] Lindsay finally realizes Tyler's in the game. He celebrates a little too loudly (with heart shaped clouds, no less) and starts an avalanche. It must be seen to be believed, the scene with Owen riding down on a deer ([[FridgeLogic where'd he get it, by the way?]]) probably seals the deal.
** "MEAT CODY! [[BigNo NOOOOOOOO!]]"
** Noah and Cody banter on the DDR pads, with Cody [[ItMakesSenseInContext wearing lederhosen]]:
---> '''Noah:''' ''(amused)'' How are the hosen treatin' you?
---> '''Cody:''' ''(mournfully)'' It feels like someone gave my wedgie a wedgie.
* "The Am-AH-Zon Race":
** Anything and everything [[FanNickname Psycho Gwen]] says.
--->'''Gwen:''' ''(speaking really fast over a walkie-talkie)'' CHRIS CHRIS CHRIS IT'S GWEN!! The Zingies! Caught in a tree with my hand in Cody's pants- THIS TROUBLE IS BIG!!
--->'''Tyler:''' ''(on other line)'' Way to go, Cody!
** Don't forget the rat falling into Noah's mouth while he was sleeping- both gross and utterly hilarious.
--->'''Noah:''' Stupid economy class!
** This spew by Tyler.
--->'''Tyler:''' Where's the hanging-on-thingy-part?
--->'''Chris:''' Hanging-on-thingy?
--->'''Tyler:''' You know, the...riding stick! Grabby-whatchamacallit..ugh! The...zipper-buckle-handle!
--->'''Chris:''' Getting colder!
--->'''Alejandro:''' We need no t-bar!
** Tyler using his pants as a make-shift T-bar, him being in tighty-whities is funny enough, but the rock music in the background makes it all the more hilarious.
** And Izzy shoving Noah into a backpack to get both of them across the zipline, without informing him about this plan beforehand.
** Four words: [[LemonWackyHello Psycho Gwen,]] Gypsy Rap.
** After walking all day, this exchange:
--->'''Owen:''' Need...rest... and water! Aw, nachos would be killer right now! Ugh...
--->'''Noah:''' Sure! All we're missing is chips, beef, tomatoes, cheese, salsa-
--->'''Izzy:''' ''(scribbling on a notebook)'' Slow down! Hey, guys, I'm making a list!
** Three words: Secret. Hair. Collection.
** "Everyone! That's who wears undies in the Amazon! ''Everyone!"''
** It's either funny, or really creepy, to see Sierra attempt to update her blog using a pizza box and actual mouse as a mouse.
* "Can't Help Falling In Louvre":
** Noah training the Sasquatchanakwa the same way he trains his pet labrador, using GoFetch.
--->'''Noah:''' ''(waves his empty hand back and forth)'' Who wants the ball? Who wants it? You want it, doncha'? Well goooo get it! ''(pretends to throw it, Sasquatchanakwa runs after it happily)''
** And later:
---> '''Noah:''' I don't think my imaginary ball trick will distract the yeti a second time. ''(makes throwing motion)''
---> '''Izzy:''' Oh, oh, oh! A ball! I'll get it! ''(runs off-screen)''
** While being chased by the Sasquatchanakwa
---> '''Owen:''' But I don't want to be yeti poop!
** While explaining the challenge
---> '''Chris:''' Well we're not using the actual statues, ''those'' are priceless. Chef made some fake ones, right?
---> '''Chef:''' ''(stares blankly for several seconds, then runs off)''
** The ''entire'' runway challenge.
---> '''Lindsay:''' Let's move on to wardrobe. Do you think ''this'' one looks manly? ''(pulls out a picture of a little girl with a lollipop and balloons)''
---> '''Tyler:''' This isn't going to get better for me, is it?
** Owen's opinion on Lindsay's design:
--->'''Owen:''' I'd have to say that Lindsay's design just made me hungry. There were pictures of pheasants and I think some fruit...uh yeah, hungry, definitely hungry and... um... obsequious.
** DJ's BigLippedAlligatorMoment song in the middle of the show, complete with weird...swaying...dancing things.
** Tyler, once again, utterly failing at BuffySpeak:
---> '''Tyler''': Put the middle piece under the wide part, and rotate the thingy straightwise- no, no, no, underover!
---> '''Noah''': Those aren't. Even. ''Words''!
** Pretty much everything Izzy did in that episode was hysterical.
---> '''Izzy:''' ''(faking a male voice)'' Ahem! This is your captain speaking! If you look out your window, you'll get to see what happens when a PLANE does a SOMERSAULT!
** DJ picking a model. His choices were Heather, (who's posing), Courtney (who's holding her hips and puckering up), Izzy ([[CallBack who's showing off her eyelids]]), and Gwen (who is by herself, pouting).
---> '''DJ''': I'll take... Gwen.
---> '''Heather''': ''What?!''
---> '''Chris''': I second that, ''what?!''
** Chris being his usual JerkAss self while Cody is trying to get Sierra out of her funk; "Awwww. Don't care."
** Gwen coming down the runway...wearing DJ's shirt and hat which are about four sizes too big for her.
---> '''Heather''': Dry, dull, uninspiring, not a hint of effort with the presentation. [[BaitAndSwitchComparison But enough about Gwen]], the shirt was a 10!
* "Newf Kids on the Rock":
** Heather Irish-dancing during the ''Sea Shanty'' song.
** Owen taking Noah's analogy about initiating an alliances being like asking someone out on a date [[LiteralMinded a bit too literally.]]
---> '''Owen''': I don't know what to say to him...I've always been the allianc-ee, not the alliance-er.
---> '''Noah''': It's like asking a girl out, only she's a guy.
---> '''Owen''': Oh, okay! ''(to DJ)'' Hey, DJ! ''(DJ looks up)'' Hey, you wanna go for hot dogs with my buddy Noah? ''(Noah glances at Owen worriedly)'' He says your legs are nice. ''(wolf whistles)''
---> '''DJ''': ''(looks at Noah with a weirded-out expression)''
---> '''Noah''': ''(sarcastically)'' Yeah, because that's ''exactly'' what I told him to say.
** Izzy's face after chugging an entire jug of apple cider vinegar.
** DJ and Tyler making out with cod...and being really, ''really'' into it. Tyler's fish even slaps him for getting too fresh.
---> '''Noah:''' ''(confessional)'' No wonder my little cousins aren't allowed to watch this show.
** Owen swimming towards the boat, huffing and puffing and sounding like a ''dying manatee,'' it's even funnier because both Alejandro and Noah had swum to the boat with absolute ease just seconds ago.
** Heather, Gwen and Courtney (separately) saying something unintentionally revealing in the confessional, ''realizing'' they said it and then trying to break the camera to get the tape back.
** Then of course there's this case of GettingCrapPastTheRadar:
---> '''Courtney:''' I am a CIT!
---> '''Heather:''' More like a B-I-T-C...
---> '''Gwen:''' ''([[CurseCutShort interrupts]])'' Guys, let's get going.
** This moment when they were landing in the water:
---> '''Sierra:''': Why are we landing in the middle of the ocean? Oh no we're not-Why are we landing in the middle of the-Oh no we're not.
* "Jamaica Me Sweat":
** Owen falls off the Jet, crashes into the shore, has Izzy GroinAttack him from above, and then ''[[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill gets crushed by the plane]]''.
---> '''Owen''': Uh, no biggie. Just a concussion. Can you parents my phone and worry them not to tell... Santa?
** Team CIRRRRH always amuse while in first class:
---> '''Tyler:''' Winning really ''is'' everything!
---> '''Noah:''' Says the guy who Frenched a cod.
** Chris' pilot announcement:
---> '''Chris:''' ''(over PA)'' Attention passengers.
---> ({{beat}})
---> '''Chris:''' [[TheScream AAAAAAAAHHHHAHAHAAAAHHHAAAAAAHHH]]
** At the start of the challenge:
---> '''Noah:''' ''(laughs)'' Pretty blouse!
---> '''Chris:''' It's a Dashiki, mon!
---> '''DJ:''' ''(snickers)'' Yeah, a ''woman's'' Dashiki!
** Tyler's repeated RummageFail while searching for treasure, he ends up finding: an electric eel, a tire and ''a grandfather clock''.
---> '''Tyler:''' Found it! ''(realizes what it is)'' Oh ''come on!''
** A minor one in the opening: along with the rest of Team CIRRRRH and DJ, the cod- sorry, ''Irene'' had little cucumbers for her eyes.
** Once Alejandro "accidentally" let DJ know his curse was still in effect, it hit like a ton of bricks, with a line of random seagulls and a ''[[MisplacedWildlife walrus]]'' appearing in his path on the toboggan.
--->'''DJ:''' [[LampshadeHanging That doesn't even make sensssseeee!]]
** Team CIRRRRH's lines right before they do the challenge:
--->'''Chris:''' With Izzy and Owen out of commission, you'll have to work extra hard to make up for their absence.
--->'''Noah:''' ''(jokingly)'' No problem! Tyler, it's your lucky day. You get to do all the dives!
--->'''Tyler:''' YEAH! ''(beat)'' ...Wait.
** Heather copying Tyler's audition tape. Well, not ''really...''
--->'''Alejandro:''' ''(when Heather is about to dive)'' You have beautiful form.
--->'''Heather:''' What?! ''(falls and ends up doing a belly-flop)''
** Chris being rather... "sensitive" about his age.
--->'''Chris:''' ''(to camera)'' Will Chef fix the plane so we can leave here while I'm still young?
--->'''Noah:''' I don't know, did we land in the 70's?
---> ''(Chris [[DisproportionateRetribution shoves Noah off the cliff]], then [[FauxAffablyEvil goes back to smiling at the camera]])''
--->'''Chris:''' Find out after the break!
** Cody being punched by the shark. [[http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100823204009/totaldramaisland/images/4/4f/Ep10_cody_shark_large.gif It was even made into the episode's official download]].
* "I See London":
** Noah imitating Sierra, complete with a high-pitched voice and invisible laptop.
---> "Considering buying myself a life off [[BlandNameProduct Fred's List]], but having trouble deciding because they are all such a major improvement!"
** Owen talking about Noah:
--->'''Owen:''' I'd like to top his honor roll!... D-Did that sound creepy?
** There's only one parachute left, because Chef miscounted them - "I'm a cook, not a mathmetician!" - leaving Owen and Noah staring at it while everyone else lines up to jump. Noah looks skyward, groans, and says, "Oh, life, why do you hate me so?" the camera then cuts to them screaming as they hurtle towards the ground, with Noah keeping a death grip on Owen's shoulders.
** Noah smacking a Candy Fish Tail out of Owen's hand when he tries to bribe the guard with it:
---> '''Noah:''' Don't kill him you clown!
** [[ItMakesSenseInContext Stripping the guard]]:
---> '''Noah:''' You lost rock, paper, scissors fair and square, stop throwing the game!
--->'''Tyler:''' ''(biting at the guard's sock)'' I'm not! You try taking off a dude's pantyhose with your teeth!
--->({{Beat}})
---> '''Noah:''' ...Uh, dude? No one said you had to use your teeth.
** The torture part of the challenge, Tyler boasts about being able to take stretching easily, then when the challenge starts:
---> ''' Tyler:''' OOHOOOA, AAAUUURGH, AAAAOHH, OH STOP! IT'S TOO MUCH! STOOOOOP!
---> ({{Beat}})
---> '''Noah:''' ... You do realize we haven't started yet, right?
*** What makes it even better is that after his little FreakOut, Tyler's face goes perfectly calm and neutral again.
** Gwen taming the Corgis and making them sit
** Owen talking in a fancy British accent. Even while being attacked by corgis.
---> '''Owen:''' No! Bad doggies! [[OwMyBodyPart Ow! My wiener!]]
---> ''(camera pans over to one of the corgis [[InnocentInnuendo munching on a sausage]])''
** The callback, when Al reveals he knows what Noah thinks of him, "Like an eel, dipped in grease..."
--->'''Noah:''' Where I come from, that's a ''compliment!'' Tough neighborhood!
** When Team CIRRRRH reveals that they caught 'Jack', the bag is pulled off dramatically. [[ScoobyDoo Cue everyone gasping in sync and going, "Old Man Jenkins!?"]]
** Tyler's expression after seeing Gwen and Duncan kiss, "'''D8'''"
*** The horrified expression on his face is funny enough but it gets even better: IT'S ACOMPANIED BY SLIDE WHISTLE!
*** And it gets ''even better'' [[{{FridgeBrilliance}} when you remember that Tyler]] [[{{ShipSinking}} supports Gwen/Cody]].
* "Greece's Pieces":
--> '''Chris:''' It's almost like someone broke the lock on ''purpose!'' But [[HasTwoThumbsAnd who has two thumbs and would do that?]] ''(gleefully points to himself)''
** Owen claiming his childhood dream was to place second in the Olympics. Complete with a TakeThat to Canada.
** Owen lampshading his [[InnocentFanserviceGirl frequent states of]] [[FanDisservice nudity on the show]] when they arrive in Greece.
---> '''Chris:''' Welcome to the Acropolis in Athens, Greece, home to many of the very first Olympians, who as my intern has informed me, competed ''naked''.
---> '''Owen:''' ''[[HereWeGoAgain (sighs)]]'' Alright... Time to drop the laundry...
---> '''Rest of cast:''' ''[[{{Squick}} (various sounds of disgust and protest)]]''
---> '''Chris:''' No no no! that was just a quirky fact, not an order. There's no need to be 100% accurate. Stay dressed. ''very'' dressed. We only have to resort to nudity if there's a tiebreaker.
** Duncan spending the entire episode singing. Especially the first "''Owwwww~!''". Way funnier than it sounds.
** Chris when he realizes that some wires got crossed when gathering info for that day's destination. He tells everyone to hold on as the plane rolls and an intern goes flying out.
** Heather's expression when she sees how "flexible" Alejandro is.
** Owen's, Tyler's, and ''especially'' Cody's faces when they start wrestling.
** Chris after Sierra says another "Cody Fact".
--->'''Chris:''' The things you know frighten us. Really. They do.
** Also, toward's the end of the episode, Chris' decision to not vote off Duncan. He blatantly says, [[ScrewTheRulesIMakeThem "I'm ignoring the vote"]].
---> '''Chris:''' And the person who will be taking the drop of shame is... '''THIS INTERN!'''
** Even better when Duncan, who knows fully well that all three voted for him, smiles at them and chuckles evilly. [[VillainSue Alejandro's]] OhCrap face just sells it.
* "The EX-Files":
** One word: "Revenge".
** When Cody pokes a strange pod-type-thing in Area 51, it activates and creates a demonic looking alien Cody. It starts advancing towards him, when, who else:
--->'''Sierra:''' Eeee! Oh my gosh, oh my gosh! [[{{TwinThreesomeFantasy}} Two Cody's!]] I'm confused... and excited!
--->''(Sierra crushes both Codys in a hug. Alien-Cody EXPLODES, covering them both in slime)''
--->'''Sierra:''' ...Okay, now I'm just confused.
** The scene where everyone is on Area 52:
--->'''Chris''': Everyone, welcome to the coolest, extraterrestrialiest place in the world...Area 52!
--->'''Gwen''': 52? Area 51 is where all the cool alien stuff is.
--->'''Duncan''': The show's so broke, we have to fake an area now?
--->'''Chris''': Nope. This really is Area 52. And ''that's'' Area 51 right there. We're just inside the border. Well, everyone except Duncan.
---> ''(Duncan is immediately shot by a laser)''
** Tyler's reaction to imminent death: furiously doing pull-ups.
--->" Must!... leave!... beautiful!...corpse!"
** ''Duncan'' doing a [[FootPopping Foot Pop]] while kissing Gwen.
** Courtney recalling her "empowering" breakup with Duncan, which seemed to involve throwing a plate of pasta at Duncan, calling him a "stupid jerkface" and lying on the floor having a sobbing fit while everyone looked on in embarrassment before finally kicking him in the kiwis.
** Who wasn't laughing when you saw Bunny get zapped by lasers then run across the screen screaming and in flames?
** "Don't probe me, bro!"
** Tyler tripping and breaking Team CIRRRRH's alien artifact with his head buried in the ground.
--->'''Tyler''': Why is the purple meatball playing the piano?
** The Alien reaching out it's finger to touch Tyler's finger like ET before grinning evilly and zapping him.
** "Gothie's going down... Gothie's going down... Gothie is going down..."
** Courtney's slow motion "OOOOOOPS" after purposely tripping Gwen so Team Amazon could lose the challenge.
** This:
--->''(Courtney kicks a giant robot, and it activates)''
--->'''Robot:''' [[AC:Intruder alert. Initializing elimination procedure.]]
--->''(the robot points its giant arm cannon at Courtney...and falls right through the floor)''
--->'''Robot:''' [[AC:Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow.]]
** Tyler climbing an electric fence and getting shocked every single second. Oh, and while he's doing this, Alejandro and Duncan [[ThereWasADoor simply use the door.]]
** Demonstrating his hypnotism, Alejandro causes Owen to sing TAKE ME OUT TO THE BALL GAME while doing the RUNNING MAN. Was anybody who actually watched that not laughing?
** Pretty much all of Tyler's lines, but Duncan gets one when Tyler and Al are being face-hugged by aliens.
-->'''Duncan''': "What's this, a double date?!"
** Boyfriend Kisser. All of that song.
* "Picnic At Hanging Dork":
** [[http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100818114302/totaldramaisland/images/0/09/CrazyCody3.PNG THIS.]]
** Sierra's attempt at sheep collecting.
--->'''Sierra''': THIS ONE'S FOR CODY!
--->''(she jumps off the canyon without a bungee cord and plows into ground)''
--->'''Chris''': Medic!
--->''(two interns come in with a stretcher, they ignore Sierra and collect random sheep instead)''
** An emu copies what the viewers were basically thinking when [[LoveDodecahedron Courtney was flirting with Alejandro]] - it vomits.
* "Sweden Sour":
** The freeze frame we get right before [[spoiler: Owen smashes into Team Amazon's boat]].
** Cody built a giant wooden replica of Gwen's head with the materials Team Amazon were supposed to be making a proper ship out of. When Sierra suggested they use the head as a boat we got this exchange:
--->'''Sierra:''' If Gwen's head is hollow-
--->'''Courtney:''' Huh, don't get me started.
** The {{ABBA}} inspired musical number. To clarify: Duncan, Alejandro and Owen were in flamboyant, brightly colored, ''sparkly'' jumpsuits. With high heeled disco shoes [[IncrediblyLamePun to boot!]]
** Duncan and Alejandro having to speak like pirates to humor Owen.
--->'''Duncan''': [[DeadpanSnarker What]] ''[[DeadpanSnarker arrrr]]'' [[DeadpanSnarker the odds?]]
** Heather ''literally'' throwing herself at an unwilling Duncan to try and make Alejandro jealous.
** Heather trying to get him to look at her "booty".
--->'''Heather:''' Someone look at my booty!
** "Let me cheer you up by taking you to a happy place, it's a beautiful mountainside filled with Codies, some are giant, others are small enough to tuck in your pocket and some are chocolate covered marshmallow Codies." Cody responds by vomiting.
** Heather trying to kill Cody with a sledgehammer after he built Gwen's face, causing her to get into a fight to the death with Sierra and when Sierra's raising her weapon she accidentally hits Courtney knocking her out
* "Aftermath Aftermayhem":
** [[FatGirl Sadie]], despite having no lines, has a funny moment. As the peanut cans get shot at the contestants, two get shot in Sadie's direction; one [[KevLard bounces off her stomach]], while the other has enough force to [[FatComicRelief lodge itself in Sadie's blubber]]. Needless to say, both her and Katie are creeped out by this.
** Noah dodging lasers and his HeliumSpeech, "Owww" after his GroinAttack.
** Lindsey balancing meatballs on her nose like a seal. Complete with "arf, arf" sound effects.
** Geoff's song to Blaineley:
--->'''Geoff:''' ''(singing while doing a Ukrainian folk dance in his boxers)'' She's a phony scheming weasel-nose, and her real name isn't Blaineley! She steals and lies, and she's evil, bros, and her real name isn't Blaineley! [[spoiler: '''It's Mildred!''']]
*** Blaineley's reactions throughout are great, especially since she is [[TedBaxter sufficiently vain]] to assume any song about her ''must'' be complimentary, even when coming from someone she knows hates her (it takes her a couple of seconds to clue in.)
** ''Blaineley's Best Moments'', which reveal that she is a [[ExtremeOmnivore gluttonous]], [[GrossoutShow disgusting]], [[BalloonBelly beer-bellied]] [[GassHole gasshole of a girl]].
* "Niagara Brawls":
** 'Blainerific', Blaineley's hilariously narcissistic entrance song.
--->'''Blaineley:''' ''(singing)'' Dishin' dirt is my game. Invading your TV with my [[PerfectlyCromulentWord Blainericious]] brain!
---> ''(background switches to a coffee shop, Blaineley walks up to the counter)''
--->'''Blaineley:''' Get me a half-fat, no-foam latte, steamed to a hundred and two heat. ''(beat)'' I'm quite specific.
** Owen's dream.
---> '''Owen:''' You can't use Candy Canes for evil!
** Sierra shoving Alejandro back up the slot machine because she wanted to win Cody instead.
---> '''Alejandro:''' ''(his arm is stuck in the door)'' Por favor! I'm stuck!
** [[PunctuatedForEmphasis "I. Want. My. KISS!!!"]]
** The look on Cody's face right before Sierra kisses him. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
* "Chinese Fake Out":
** The donkey kicking Sierra off the Great Wall.
** Courtney wearing the mask and then throwing up through it's nostrils.
** Heather grumbling about Blaineley:
--->'''Heather:''' Diva.
--->'''Blaineley:''' [[InsultBackfire Thank you!]]
** The entirety of the second challenge, from the [[ThisIsGonnaSuck disturbed faces everyone has during the song]], to Cody, Heather, and Duncan giving Courtney suspicious looks as she helps Alejandro cheat in each round, ending with the final round where Blaineley and Alejandro break down in one of the many vomit shots this show is known for. Not to mention Chris trying to deal with the producers' constant interruptions, eventually just tossing his cell phone away rather than answering it.
** Not to mention the practically [[WhatDoYouMeanItWasntMadeOnDrugs trippy]] video sequence during the singing parts, where Chris starts out floating in the middle of the air with the other contestants, and then a table randomly comes near him. And then later the MusicalisInterruptus.
--->'''Chris:''' Man man chi, man man--huh?
--->'''Alejandro and Blaineley:''' ''(vomit)''
** Alejandro's male {{Gainaxing}}.
** Courtney vomiting through the dragon mask after hearing Sierra's lousy song.
* "African Lying Safari":
** Every single time Cody gets hit in the face by a soccer ball.
** The lyrics of the song:
---> '''Sierra:''' (''slurred'') I better sing or I'll get kicked out. I got something I want to say. Cody? Cody? Cody? I... I can't feel my face. Where'd you put it? Cody?! Cody! Codyyy! ''(falls over)''
---> '''Alejandro:''' ''(to Heather)'' Well "loser" is what the lion called you When you couldn't find your [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar baaaaaalls]]! [[ThatCameOutWrong Tranq balls I mean.]]
** Chris waking up Duncan:
--->'''Chris:''' Did you, or did you not steal the car?
--->'''Duncan:''' I-I was framed!
** When Duncan tries to convince Sierra to vote with him.
--->'''Sierra:''' Who cares about votes and alliances and [[BreadEggsMilkSquick the million dollar statue of Cody made of prize money?]] '''MONKEYS STOLE MY HUSBAND!!!'''
* "Rapa Phooey!":
** Cody/Alejandro. Cody/Alejandro. '''CODY/ALEJANDRO.'''
---> "Could we get up before somebody sees us?"
** Chris and Chef having a slap-fight over the plane controls.
** The contestants have to find easter eggs hidden in giant stone heads representing their eliminated teammates: [[DumbBlonde Lindsay's]] head is empty, [[CloudCuckooLander Izzy]] has bats flying around in hers and [[BigEater Owen's]] mouth is stuffed full of food.
* "Awwwwww, Drumheller!":
** Muppet Alejandro, the song being a CrowningMusicOfAwesome makes it all the sweeter
** The puppets banging their heads along to the music.
** Sierra eliminating herself by '''blowing up the plane.'''
** Chris doing the outro while in tears over his plane.
** Chef and later Chris being launched by the catapult.
* "Hawaiian Style":
** Harold's [[AWildRapperAppears unexpected rap]].
** A Polish clip from the episode has Duncan throwing a sandal at Courtney after she insults him and Gwen through song.
** Cody has to win - says Owen - because he's "the only ''non-evil'' person left!"
** The bear not liking PDA.
* "Planes, Trains, and Hot Air Mobiles":
** The Sasquatch's unexpected crush on Alejandro. Made even more hilarious when it kisses him, and later makes kissing faces towards him, to which he responds by shuddering.
** Ezekiel smiling when Heather hits him with a pillow.
** Cody and Sierra playing ''I Spy'' while flying.
---> '''Cody:''' I spy something that is... ''(cue storm clouds)'' ...gonna kill us!
* "Hawaiian Punch":
** Noah [[ShrugTake shrugging]] when Heather "confesses" her love for Alejandro.
** Harold's very high-pitched HeliumSpeech ([[IncrediblyLamePun literally]]) after getting [[GroinAttack kicked in the kiwis]] by Courtney.
** Heather's BigNo when she lost, made even funnier by the fact it was her fault Alejandro won.
** This line from the alternate ending
---> '''Alejandro:''' Hey, where's my prize money? [[TemptingFate I demand to get what's coming to me!]] ''(immediately gets run over by everyone and drenched in lava.)''
** [[http://totaldramaisland.wikia.com/wiki/File:Hawaii_ezekiel_flies.png Ezekiel's expression as he is launched out of the volcano and falls straight towards Chris' boat.]]
** Alejandro's BigNo when he finds out the money was destroyed.
---> '''Chris:''' ''(chuckles)'' Spaz.
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[[folder:Total Drama: Revenge of the Island]]
* This season, Chris seems to have acquired a habit of [[StuffBlowingUp bombing everything he doesn't want to see]]. Among the many things that exploded in the first episode are the boat the new campers rode in on ([[AmusingInjuries while they were in it]]), the paparazzi, a luxury cabin, and [[TheCameo Owen]].
* Anne Maria + trampoline = [[SlapstickKnowsNoGender hilarious slapstick]]
* Lightning rescuing Cameron from drowning:
-->'''Lightning:''' I'll save you, little girl!
-->'''Cameron:''' I'm a boy!
* When Chris shows everyone the wooden Chris head:
-->'''Chris''': Is the cleft on my chin ''really'' that big?
-->'''Scott''': Yep. And it looks like a butt.
-->'''Chris''': ''(scowls)'' Moving on.
* "Truth or [[DisproportionateRetribution Laser Shark]]":
** Chris asks the person whose real first name is Beverley to buzz in, Sam wonders why any girl would be embarrassed about being named Beverly. [[spoiler: Then B buzzes in]]. [[JerkAss Chris exposes them to the mutant shark anyway.]]
** When Dakota and B are on the chopping block Dakota is viciously filing her nails the entire time.
** "You kissed a gentlemen?"
* Pretty much all of [[JerkAss Scott]] and [[StrangeGirl Dawn]]'s interactions in "Ice Ice Baby".
-->'''Scott:''' No I'm not gonna LISTEN to the snowball, I'm gonna chuck it!
-->'''Dawn:''' But it's full of negative energy!
-->'''Scott:''' So am I! ''[[StuffBlowingUp (snowball literally blows up in his face)]]''
-->'''Dawn:''' You weren't held enough as a child.
* Brick and Zoey using Ann Maria's hair as a moving shield during the snow fort challenge.
* [[NonSequiturThud "Doweeee...here's your cat!"]]
* "Runaway Model":
** The teleporting frog.
** [[SlapStick Everything]] [[WhatWereYouThinking involving]] [[GoneHorriblyWrong the]] [[Franchise/DonkeyKong yeti]].
** The icing on the cake has got to be Sam running up the wood steps to the yeti while making video game noises.
* In "Up Up and Away", Heather tries to play the same trick she did in last season's finale by pretending to cry and then beating her opponent down when they start to show sympathy, this time on Lightning. Except it takes multiple hits to get [[BigGuy him]] down.
-->'''Lightning:''' ''(gets smacked)'' AH! What is wrong with- ''(gets smacked)'' [[YoureInsane You're crazy.]] ''[[RuleOfThree (gets smacked)]]''
* Zoey's OutOfCharacterMoment in "Up, Up and Away in My Pitiful Balloon", when she sees the briefcase containing the season's prize money.
-->'''Zoey:''' ''(entranced)'' Money! Removing all common sense and fear of danger.
-->'''Scott:''' Too bad you'll never win it. ''(Zoey pushes him down)'' Owww!!
-->'''Zoey:''' ''(angrily)'' Just watch me! ''(reverts back to her normal self)'' If that's okay with you.
* While it's actually not funny what happened to [[spoiler: Scott]] after his elimination, it's undeniably hilarious how he responds to Cameron getting hurt by beeping "Yes".
* One of Brick's best lines in the entire season, "[[RealMenWearPink Fashion school, here I come!]]"
** "Yeah, you heard me."
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