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--->'''Komori''':.“For the last time, I didn’t do anything to your food, Monoma.”
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** Ibara [[InnerThoughtsOutsiderPuzzlement starts reciting Bible verses to herself]] to distract her from lustful thoughts about Izuku. Except that her horny brain twists each phrase into how horny she is for Izuku.

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** Ibara [[InnerThoughtsOutsiderPuzzlement starts reciting Bible verses to herself]] [[note]]Psalm 23 to be precise.[[/note]] to distract her from lustful thoughts about Izuku. Except that her horny brain twists each phrase into how horny she is for Izuku.

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** Ibara [[InnerThoughtsOutsiderPuzzlement starts reciting Bible verses to herself]] to distract her from lustful thoughts about Izuku. It doesn't work.

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** Ibara [[InnerThoughtsOutsiderPuzzlement starts reciting Bible verses to herself]] to distract her from lustful thoughts about Izuku. It doesn't work.Except that her horny brain twists each phrase into how horny she is for Izuku.
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* After Momo confesses that she likes Izuku, his overworked brain decides [[HeroicRROD that he needs to shut down]] and he promptly faints face-first [[FunbagAirbag into Momo's chest]]. Mei follows up looking at their position by wondering [[NerdsAreInnocent if that's what sex is]].

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* After Momo confesses that she likes Izuku, his overworked brain decides [[HeroicRROD that he needs to shut down]] and he promptly faints face-first [[FunbagAirbag into Momo's chest]]. Mei follows up looking at their position by wondering [[NerdsAreInnocent if that's what sex is]].is.
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** Meanwhile, the Wild Wild Pussycats realize that they are going to be hosting him during summer: Pixie-bob begins to plan how to sleep with him, Mandalay begins to plan how to Pixie-proof Izuku's room (while accidentally revealing she also wants to get in on the Midoriya action), Ragdoll cracks up laughing and Tiger acts as the OnlySaneMan.

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** Meanwhile, the Wild Wild Pussycats realize that they are going to be hosting him during summer: Pixie-bob begins to plan how Pixie-Bob wants to sleep with him, Mandalay begins to plan plans how to Pixie-proof Izuku's room (while accidentally revealing she (and also wants to get in on the Midoriya action), sleep with him), Ragdoll cracks up laughing and Tiger acts as the OnlySaneMan.
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* Endeavor assumes that after [[EntitledToHaveYou forcing Izuku to give her a child]] that he'll be fearfully loyal to her like everyone else. However, after she runs into him in Rei's hospital room by coincidence, Izuku refuses to concede an inch of ground and actually cows the #2 Hero into backing off as she realizes the difference in size and strength between them. Endeavor leaves the hospital a flustered mess, now cognizant of both how wrong her assumptions were and an... [[PowerfulPeopleAreSubs unexpected revelation]] about herself.
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* Katsumi keeps taunting Endeavor during their fight, but when she brings up Izuku Endeavor doesn't react. Katsumi realizes Endeavor wants to have sex with Izuku, but then Endeavor tries to claim Katsumi couldn't know about it, Katsumi cracks up laughing and all but tells the Number Two that she's already having sex with him.
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* It's heavily implied (and confirmed by WordOfGod) that one of the reasons Nozomi put Gang Orca (who is afraid of insects) against Koda (who can control insects) was as revenge for her comments when Izuku's Quirk was revealed.
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''[[ShoutOut Life is like a hurricane]] [[WesternAnimation/DuckTales2017 here in Duckburg]]''.

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''[[ShoutOut Life is like a hurricane]] [[WebVideo/FiftyPercentOff here in]] [[WesternAnimation/DuckTales2017 here in Duckburg]]''.
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-->[[AreYouPonderingWhatIAmPondering Meanwhile in Doi's head]]\\

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-->[[AreYouPonderingWhatIAmPondering -->[[AreYouPonderingWhatImPondering Meanwhile in Doi's head]]\\
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* Aoyama trolling Jiro over her obvious crush on Izuku.
* During her fight with Uraraka and Kaminari, Best Jeanist, who is getting surprised by the girls' fighting skills, wonders what kind of mental training they must have undergone to mesh their team-up so well.
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''[[ShoutOut Life is like a hurricane]] [[WesternAnimation/DuckTales2017 here in Duckburg]]''.
* Hawks ends up mummified by Iida and Sero's combo move. Iida (even though she's stumbling with vertigo) insists on putting the capture cuffs on her, and becomes disappointed when they are given the win before she can do it.
* While they fight Fat Gum, Kirishima decides to use her Hardening Quirk to dig her leg into the ground and StoneWall the Pro Hero while Ashido runs for the gate. When Fat Gum points out that she can still move around while Kirishima is stuck, [[DidntThinkThisThrough Kirishima admits she's not a smart woman]].
* Nozomi turns several of the screens to the Bakugo and Todoroki vs Endeavor for various reasons... the most important being that she wants to see Endeavor getting taken down a few pegs.
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* Nozomi tells the Top 10 Heroes that she's planning to have Miruko fight Izuku. Endeavor's (predictable) explosive reaction is literally quenched by a grinning Nozomi and her high pressure anti-fire system. Most of the other Pros nearly break down laughing.

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[[folder:Total Command]]



* When talking with his mother on the phone, Inko tells Izuku to ask Mei and Ochako to marry him as soon as possible. Izuku immediately imagines the girls he likes dressed for a wedding, and castigates his brain for having the computing power for that instead of more important things.

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* When talking with his mother on the phone, Inko tells Izuku to ask Mei and Ochako to marry him as soon as possible. Izuku immediately imagines the girls he likes dressed for a wedding, wedding and castigates his brain for having the computing power for that instead of more important things.



** Monoma being the one of the few NotDistractedByTheSexy, instead having a mental breakdown while wondering if she has been fed hallucinogens.

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** Monoma being the one of the few NotDistractedByTheSexy, instead having has a mental breakdown while wondering if she has had been fed hallucinogens.



** Then, Katsumi, Momo, and Ochako take Mei to Momo's room to interrogate her about Izuku. Eiko, Kyoka, Mina and Tooru get caught eavesdropping, and they try to run away - unsuccessfully.
* All Might comes to talk with Izuku about Gran Torino's request for internship, she appears so suddenly she startles everyone - including Katsumi, who sets off a flashbang explosion that temporarily blinds everyone. All Might ends up talking to the wall.

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** Then, Katsumi, Momo, and Ochako take Mei to Momo's room to interrogate her about Izuku. Eiko, Kyoka, Mina Mina, and Tooru get caught eavesdropping, and they try to run away - unsuccessfully.
* All Might comes to talk with Izuku about Gran Torino's request for an internship, she appears so suddenly she startles everyone - including Katsumi, who sets off a flashbang explosion that temporarily blinds everyone. All Might ends up talking to the wall.



** When Izuku tells Shoko to wash her hands later, since they don't know where the rope has been, [[NotSoStoic Shoko says that they do: the garbage bin]]. Tomoyo, Katsumi and Izuku crack up laughing.
* When helping Ojiro move in to Class 1-B's dormitory, Izuku gets propositioned by [[CasualKink Yui Kodai]], who straight out asks him to fuck her. In his shock, he says "After the move" before running away. When he finishes helping Ojiro move, Yui is already waiting for him, wearing just a negligee, because [[LiteralMinded it is "After the move"]].

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** When Izuku tells Shoko to wash her hands later, since they don't know where the rope has been, [[NotSoStoic Shoko says that they do: the garbage bin]]. Tomoyo, Katsumi Katsumi, and Izuku crack up laughing.
* When helping Ojiro move in to into Class 1-B's dormitory, Izuku gets propositioned by [[CasualKink Yui Kodai]], who straight out asks him to fuck her. In his shock, he says "After the move" before running away. When he finishes helping Ojiro move, Yui is already waiting for him, wearing just a negligee, because [[LiteralMinded it is "After the move"]].

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** When Tsuyu agrees with Bakugou about Jirou, Mina, Momo and Ochako being "lucky bitches" for being in the same team as Izuku, she states she's checking herself for curses.

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** When Tsuyu agrees with Bakugou about Jirou, Mina, Momo Momo, and Ochako being "lucky bitches" for being in the same team as Izuku, she states she's checking herself for curses.


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** Aizawa acting [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness uncharacteristically smug]].

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** Aizawa acting [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness uncharacteristically smug]].smug]].
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** Katsumi wonders whether Izuku has no fear - because he taught Mei about ''sex''.


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* All Might comes to talk with Izuku about Gran Torino's request for internship, she appears so suddenly she startles everyone - including Katsumi, who sets off a flashbang explosion that temporarily blinds everyone. All Might ends up talking to the wall.

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** Followed by the brick that tripped Izuku lowering into the ground.



* During the obstacle race, Present Mic is constantly freaking out because Class 1-A is pulling off multiple CrazyEnoughToWork plans, one after another, while Aizawa [[NotSoStoic laughs uprariously]].

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* During the obstacle race, Present Mic is constantly freaking out because Class 1-A is pulling off multiple CrazyEnoughToWork plans, one after another, while Aizawa [[NotSoStoic laughs uprariously]].uproariously]].
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* Izuku's first meeting with Mina, Eiko, and Tooru is him waking up from a nap without a [[WalkingShirtlessScene shirt]] and pants.

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* Izuku's first meeting with Mina, Eiko, and Tooru is him waking up from a nap without a [[WalkingShirtlessScene shirt]] and pants.shirt]].
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* When helping Ojiro move in to Class 1-B's dormitory, Izuku gets propositioned by [[CasualKink Yui Kodai]], who straight out asks him to fuck her. In his shock, he says "After the move" before running away. When he finishes helping Ojiro move, Yui is already waiting for him, wearing just a negligee, because [[LiteralMinded it is "After the move"]].
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* Mei created the base of Izuku's costume out of a wetsuit, much to his initial embarrassment, which leads to much staring when he debuts it.
* When Minerva attempts to peek upon Izuku in the changing rooms, she's stopped by Katsumi who, after a comment by Minerva, accidentally blows down the dividing wall revealing Izuku in nothing but his underwear. And revealing them in various states of undress to him.

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* Mei created the base of Izuku's costume out of a wetsuit, much to his initial embarrassment, which leads to much staring when he debuts it.
it in front of his class.
* When Minerva attempts to peek upon Izuku in the changing rooms, she's stopped by Katsumi who, after a comment by Minerva, accidentally blows down the dividing wall wall: revealing Izuku in nothing but his underwear. And revealing them in various states of undress to him.



** Yui very bluntly states her intentions for Izuku. Followed up by wondering if [[CasualKink he'd choke her]].

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** Yui very bluntly states her intentions for Izuku. Followed up by wondering if [[CasualKink he'd choke her]].he's into choking]].

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!!Total Command



* When talking with his mother on the phone, Inko tells Izuku to ask Mei and Ochako to marry him as soon as possible. Izuku immediately imagines the girls he likes dressed for a wedding, and castigates his brain for having the computing power for that instead of more important things.



* Izuku and Nejire's first meeting has her [[{{Glomp}} tackling him to the ground]], straddling his hips and bouncing in an ''interesting'' way. [[EatingTheEyeCandy After spending several moments taking her in]], and [[InnocentFanserviceGirl her not realizing why her positioning on him could be taken wrong]], he snaps himself out of being DistractedByTheSexy and begins to wildly fanboy about her and the others of the Big 3. His attention laser focused on her, she becomes [[LuminescentBlush embarrassed]] and finally realizes the implications of her position.

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* Every time Izuku argues with Nana. Particularly the penchant Nana has for screwing up with him - and Izuku pointing out how creepy the whole "being seduced by someone else living in your brain" thing is.
* Izuku and Nejire's first meeting has her [[{{Glomp}} tackling him to the ground]], straddling his hips and bouncing in an ''interesting'' way. [[EatingTheEyeCandy After spending several moments taking her in]], and [[InnocentFanserviceGirl her not realizing why her positioning on him could be taken wrong]], he snaps himself out of being DistractedByTheSexy and begins to wildly fanboy about her and the others of the Big 3. His attention laser focused laser-focused on her, she becomes [[LuminescentBlush embarrassed]] and finally realizes the implications of her position.



** Then, Katsumi, Momo, and Ochako grab Mei to Momo's room to interrogate her about Izuku. Eiko, Kyoka, Mina and Tooru get caught eavesdropping, and they try to run away - unsuccessfully.

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** Then, Katsumi, Momo, and Ochako grab take Mei to Momo's room to interrogate her about Izuku. Eiko, Kyoka, Mina and Tooru get caught eavesdropping, and they try to run away - unsuccessfully.



** When Izuku tells Shoko to wash her hands later, since they don't know where the rope has been, [[NotSoStoic Shoko says that they do: the garbage bin]]. Tomoyo, Katsumi and Izuku crack up laughing.

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** When Izuku tells Shoko to wash her hands later, since they don't know where the rope has been, [[NotSoStoic Shoko says that they do: the garbage bin]]. Tomoyo, Katsumi and Izuku crack up laughing.laughing.

!!Total Chat
* This story is a(n almost) constant laughterfest, but there are quite a few special moments.
* Chapter 1:
** Tsuyu claims 'dibs' on Izuku. Katsumi immediately has a FreudianSlip where she writes she has an earlier claim.
** Tsuyu mentions her lust is empowered because she is in mating season. When Hagakure expresses doubt, Tsuyu mentions she can share the pictures her mother showed her for her version of the Talk. [[TooMuchInformation Everyone else is suitably horrified]].
* Chapter 2:
** Hagakure admits she peeked in on Izuku while he changed clothes. After a round of [[WhatTheHellHero calling her out]], the girls [[NotSoAboveItAll admit they are curious about Izuku's size]]. Hagakure mentions he's longer than her hair, which would be good enough - if it weren't for the fact that ''no one else can tell how long [[{{Invisibility}} Hagakure]]'s hair is''.
* Chapter 3:
** When All Might's comments about Izuku start to make Midnight go overdrive, Aizawa tells her to stop thinking everything is a DoubleEntendre, and Midnight fires back by telling her about hydrating contacts. Upon learning that hydrating contacts only make dry eye worse if overused, Aizawa drops a PrecisionFStrike. Present Mic immediately says she won a bet.
** After speaking about Inko, All Might asks the other teachers [[IHaveThisFriend how one would ask a woman out]].
** The teachers squabbling like siblings.
* Chapter 4:
** When Tsuyu agrees with Bakugou about Jirou, Mina, Momo and Ochako being "lucky bitches" for being in the same team as Izuku, she states she's checking herself for curses.
** Tokoyami accidentally outing herself as a fan of the occult. The other girls tease her about becoming Izuku's goth girlfriend.
** Iida trying to emoji her arm chops into the chat. The others think it's adorable.
* Chapter 6:
** Tsuyu going all out in warning the other girls that, with Izuku outing himself on Live TV, they need to keep him protected.
** Shoko intervenes for the first time after the Sports Festival. When Sero mentions Shoko's mother (Endeavor) looked proud, Shoko not only says "[[PrecisionFStrike Fuck my mom]]", but tells the others they are more than welcome to speak ill of her.
* Chapter 7:
** When the subject of how to get a picture of Izuku comes up, Bondo suggests to go further and steal him, and Kaibara suggests exchanging him for Monoma.
* Chapter 8:
** Again, the teachers squabbling like children.
** Aizawa acting [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness uncharacteristically smug]].
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* When Ochako saves Izuku from tripping, she opens her eyes after talking to him a bit and [[MrFanservice sees who she rescued.]] [[LuminescentBlush Her blush covers her whole face,]] [[GibberishofLove she totally fails to introduce herself,]] and she accidentally activates her Quirk on herself. Izuku ends up having to pull her inside like a ballon until she recovers.

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* When Ochako saves Izuku from tripping, she opens her eyes after talking to him a bit and [[MrFanservice sees who she rescued.]] [[LuminescentBlush Her blush covers her whole face,]] [[GibberishofLove she totally fails to introduce herself,]] and she accidentally activates her Quirk on herself. Izuku ends up having to pull her inside like a ballon balloon until she recovers.
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* After Momo confesses that she likes Izuku, his overworked brain decides [[HeroicRROD that he needs to shut down]] and he promptly faints face-first [[FunbagAirbag into Momo's chest]]. Mei follows up looking at their position by wondering [[NerdsAreInnocent if that's what sex is]].
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* Izuku gains inches of height and pounds of muscle in the course of only a few days and everybody, including him, rationalize it as a growth spurt. All Might even questions if he's taking steroids.
* Izuku wonders why he's receiving so much more attention in class, being oblivious to his growing attractiveness.
* Mei immediately starts feeling up Izuku after she meets him, and then completely fails to explain why she is feeling him up.
* All Might solves the problem of encountering Midnight by throwing an injured Izuku out a window. When they try to sneak in a second time and fail, Izuku disarms Midnight from her persona by blind-siding her with his fanboy side.
* When Ochako saves Izuku from tripping, she opens her eyes after talking to him a bit and [[MrFanservice sees who she rescued.]] [[LuminescentBlush Her blush covers her whole face,]] [[GibberishofLove she totally fails to introduce herself,]] and she accidentally activates her Quirk on herself. Izuku ends up having to pull her inside like a ballon until she recovers.
** Followed by the brick that tripped Izuku lowering into the ground.
* Izuku realizing that there's no chance Katsumi won't be in his class as Nozomi will absolutely put her in the same class as him.
* Izuku's inner reaction to meeting [[MsFanservice Momo]] is to lament that if she's the standard at UA, he's dead.
** Most of their first interactions are them being [[{{Adorkable}} socially awkward at each other.]]
** Momo does a SpitTake of her tea when she sees Izuku carrying her large bed frame.
* Shoko's obsession with soba. The others eventually have to trick her into eating something else.
* Izuku's first meeting with Mina, Eiko, and Tooru is him waking up from a nap without a [[WalkingShirtlessScene shirt]] and pants.
* Mei created the base of Izuku's costume out of a wetsuit, much to his initial embarrassment, which leads to much staring when he debuts it.
* When Minerva attempts to peek upon Izuku in the changing rooms, she's stopped by Katsumi who, after a comment by Minerva, accidentally blows down the dividing wall revealing Izuku in nothing but his underwear. And revealing them in various states of undress to him.
** A cut-away to Nozomi has her laughing to herself, musing that she didn't even have to [[ForegoneConclusion lower the wall herself.]]
* During the obstacle race, Present Mic is constantly freaking out because Class 1-A is pulling off multiple CrazyEnoughToWork plans, one after another, while Aizawa [[NotSoStoic laughs uprariously]].
-->'''Present Mic:''' WHY CAN’T YOU HAVE JUST ''ONE'' NORMAL STUDENT?
** Then, when finally Saiko Intelli hijacks a robot and uses her Quirk to get herself through the finish line...
--->'''Present Mic:''' Aizawa, I got good news. Your class doesn’t have the monopoly on crazy.
* Eiko wins her fight against Tetsutetsu because one of the latter's strikes causes her binder to get ripped - revealing her MostCommonSuperpower and distracting everybody.
* After Izuku has an intense make-out session with both Katsumi and Ochako, they hear the announcement for their match, making them realize the worked-up state they're in.
* After teasing Izuku and accidentally landing in his lap, Mina decides to double down on her teasing, only for Izuku to unintentionally turn the tables by slipping into his analysis mode and unconsciously wrapping his arms around her, trapping her until Ochako and Katsumi's match is over.
* Midnight is completely blindsided by Izuku's reveal of his Quirk at the Sports Festival, despite Izuku personally telling her about it. She assumed Total Command was what he named his meditation technique.
** Aizawa didn't tell the other teachers because she wanted to pull a "logical ruse".
* Almost everybody in the stadium being DistractedByTheSexy, and in disbelief that a man has a Quirk when Izuku fights Shoko in the Sports Festival.
** Ibara [[InnerThoughtsOutsiderPuzzlement starts reciting Bible verses to herself]] to distract her from lustful thoughts about Izuku. It doesn't work.
** Monoma being the one of the few NotDistractedByTheSexy, instead having a mental breakdown while wondering if she has been fed hallucinogens.
** Yui very bluntly states her intentions for Izuku. Followed up by wondering if [[CasualKink he'd choke her]].
--->'''Yui''': I am going to fuck him.
** Mount Lady goes from wanting Izuku to get taken down a peg to lusting after him, Kamui Woods loudly laments about how she assumed he was Quirkless, and Death Arms [[OnlySaneMan is just looking at them wondering what's wrong with them.]]
** Meanwhile, the Wild Wild Pussycats realize that they are going to be hosting him during summer: Pixie-bob begins to plan how to sleep with him, Mandalay begins to plan how to Pixie-proof Izuku's room (while accidentally revealing she also wants to get in on the Midoriya action), Ragdoll cracks up laughing and Tiger acts as the OnlySaneMan.
* Izuku and Nejire's first meeting has her [[{{Glomp}} tackling him to the ground]], straddling his hips and bouncing in an ''interesting'' way. [[EatingTheEyeCandy After spending several moments taking her in]], and [[InnocentFanserviceGirl her not realizing why her positioning on him could be taken wrong]], he snaps himself out of being DistractedByTheSexy and begins to wildly fanboy about her and the others of the Big 3. His attention laser focused on her, she becomes [[LuminescentBlush embarrassed]] and finally realizes the implications of her position.
* Mei blurting out in front of everybody that she and Izuku had sex, immediately after the revelation of the polyamorous relationship. Followed up by Mecha Might missing his cue to play kazoos and activate the party poppers and having to be reminded by Mei.
** Then, Katsumi, Momo, and Ochako grab Mei to Momo's room to interrogate her about Izuku. Eiko, Kyoka, Mina and Tooru get caught eavesdropping, and they try to run away - unsuccessfully.
* Shoko slowly slurping her cold [[TrademarkFavoriteFood soba]] while looking as Endeavor walks around their home.
* After Stain is ''finally'' knocked out, Shoko finds a rope in the alley the fight happened in, leaving the others dumbfounded that someone threw out a perfectly usable rope.
** When Izuku tells Shoko to wash her hands later, since they don't know where the rope has been, [[NotSoStoic Shoko says that they do: the garbage bin]]. Tomoyo, Katsumi and Izuku crack up laughing.

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