History Funny / ThisBites

** When Cross suggests that Chopper uses the empty Long Long Island as a place to train his Monster Point, Chopper reveals that his Monster Point, which originally ran on his animalistic instincts, now has access to his hyper-intelligence within his subconscious. Cross admits to himself that he wouldn't even summit ''Spandam'' to the Mad-Scientist Monster, and both agree to keep it as a last resort.

** Conis wonders if Whitebeard is important. Nami starts to ask how Conis doesn't know about Whitebard, until she remembers that Conis spent her whole life in Skypeia and thus ''wouldn't'' know about any important figures in Blue Seas.

* Funny/ThisBitesSummitWarSaga

!! Summit War Saga

[[folder: Road to Sabaody Archipelago]]
* During the victory party over their win against Shiki, there are plenty of funny moments:
** The party itself starts when Cross suddenly realizes that despite beating a dastardly villain, saving their home, and coming out of it with hardly a scratch, they still aren't throwing a party. After a StunnedSilence of realization, Cross declares that if they aren't throwing one in three seconds, [[SeriousBusiness they all fail at life]].
** A drunken Vivi soars past on a throne made of hands with a whirlwind of confetti surrounding her, declaring herself Queen of the Skies.
** Cross chucking Mikey into the ocean to retrieve Usopp.
** Conis's first flight. [[WatchOutForThatTree And subsequent faceplant into the sail]].
** Two Barto Club {{Mooks}} arguing about how to pronounce the new Visual Transponder Snail Gif's name - or at least, that's what [[VoiceChangeling Soundbite]] is projecting.
** Lindy trying to hog the booze to himself, and getting kicked in the nose by Ever, and finally sent to his roost by [[FluffyTamer Apis]].
* Everything about the SBS's new visual component, and the most popular show being [[MrFanservice Zoro's]] [[EatingTheEyeCandy workout routine]] - which Cross is equating to Softcore Porn much to his chagrin. A good chunk of his female viewership is now blacklisted as a result. To whit:
** Vivi and Conis are enjoying themselves, with the former telling Cross about the "logical" aspects of filming Zoro (benefiting other swordmen in training and intimidating enemies) while she watches intently, while the latter cheerfully admits that Zoro is ripped and attracts women viewers, much to Cross' annoyance. Cross then getting a call from a ''very interested'' female viewer, who makes the suggestion of Zoro slathering himself in olive oil, prompting a '''very''' quick blacklist on Cross' part. Robin is reading a book, but is noted as being ''just a bit too close'' to the show for his comfort. Then Nami's comment afterwards by wondering if Zoro really would put olive oil on himself makes [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Cross decide to wash his hands of the whole affair]].
** Outside of the Straw Hats is pretty funny as well, with Alvida casually throwing her Chief of Staff away when he goes to change the channel in order to keep watching, and the Okamas (Bentham, Ivankov, and Inazuma) of Level 6 taking immense interest due recognizing to the sheer intensity of Zoro's workout regime. Inazuma seems to take interest in [[BaitandSwitchComment Zoro's muscles...only to reveal they're talking about his swords]], much to Bentham's annoyance.
** And Tashigi matching the workout on her own Marine ship - including being sans clothing on her upper torso (though still wearing a bra), with Smoker having to chase off all the other oglers. Although he himself does a DoubleTake when he notices that she's using his jutte as an exercise bar.
* Upon seeing the Red Line, Miss Goldenweek become stricken by inspiration and immediately wants to paint it, requiring Miss Valentine to watch her so she doesn't walk off the Cannibal in a stupor...[[NoodleIncident again]].
* When Keimi appears on the Sunny, she ends up faceplanting on the mast and Sanji catches her. When she actually ''responds'' to his chivalry... he can't hold back his NoseBleed anymore. [[BloodyHilarious And guess who gets a bath?]]
** Later, Keimi admits that she got caught up in imagining she was Ariel in the story of ''WesternAnimation/{{The Little Mermaid|1989}}''... although a different version to what Soundbite is thinking of.
---> '''Keimi:''' I think my favorite bit was when the Sea Kings ripped the evil slave merchants to shreds!
* While greeting Keimi, Su asks how long they need to cook her for maximum savoriness. Conis gives her a quick swat.
* When Brook asks Keimi for some money (since she doesn't have panties he can ask to see), Cross is shocked when she actually brings out a huge wad of cash. Bartolomeo promptly snatches it from her... then to his shock, [[ImpossibleThief Nami]] just as quickly hands it back to Keimi. She also took Barto's wallet as an "idiot tax".
* When Pappug introduces himself as the designer for the Criminal fashion brand, Nami is instantly excited at how prolific the brand is... before trying to VerbalBackspace when she inadvertently alludes to how much those clothes cost, within earshot of her other Straw Hat officers, [[{{Hypocrite}} chiefly those who suffer from her stinginess]].
--> '''Zoro: '''Noooo, please, don't stop there.\\
'''Cross: '''Yesss. Do tell us just how much of our treasure, which we ''shed blood, sweat, and tears for'', you've spent on your ''wardrobe''.
* Soundbite '''finally''' getting the chance to sing the WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants theme song, upon meeting a talking starfish.
** The Deleted Scenes makes it even better. Not only do the Idiot Trio and Keimi join in on the chant portion, Franky, Merry, and Conis join too, and proceed to flop like fish when said verse comes up. And then Nami, now drunk off her ass to deal with Soundbite's singing, uses the Eisen cloud to replicate the animatronic fish. By the end of it, Cross's eyes are twitching, his sanity is dying, and Robin is consoling him over the small mercy the song doesn't have a ''second'' verse.
* The crew's [[LaughThemselvesSick reaction]] when Duval shows his face.
* This line of narration when Chopper and Su attack some fishmen:
--> ''[[Fanfic/AshesOfThePast We draw a veil over the scenes of indescribable carnage]], due to intense ultraviolence, general vulgarity, and the fact that half of the techniques performed by Tony Tony Chopper were illegal in the great state of Texas. We humbly apologize for the inconvenience.''
* As it turns out, Vivi knew about the Vinsmokes and Germa 66 and even thought that Sanji was a dead ringer for his brother Niji. The reason she never brought it up? [[TheDitz It slipped]] [[NowYouTellMe her mind]].
* When Cross asks Sandersonia how her eldest sister fares, the Amazon happily reports she's not kicking small animals anymore! She only ''steps'' on them. Progress, right?
* Kuroobi sarcastically joking about [[TemptingFate the fact that a Revolutionary and a Warlord's sister walking into a bar need a Marine to make it a perfect day]]. And shortly after the Straw Hats arrive, in comes Tashigi as well.
* Hachi manages to actually calm down the situation when Tashigi first shows up... by confusing everybody on both sides when he claims that swordfighting is forbidden in the restaurant except during the biannual squinja migration. That is, the migration of the clans of ''squid ninjas''.
** When Tashigi tries to press the issue, promising to pay for damages herself, Popora {{Dope Slap}}s her, reminding her ''and showing everyone else present'' that she can't afford that because all her money went to exercise equipment to keep up with Zoro.
** Hachi also intimidates Kuroobi and Chew into behaving themselves by threatening to tie them to the anchor chain. [[NoodleIncident Again]].
* After Cross convinces Zoro to give Tashigi the fight they both need, Chopper voices his... opinion about swordsmen.
-->'''Zoro:''' Chopper, sorry for the mess.\\
'''[[EnragedByIdiocy Chopper:]]''' ''([[SlasherSmile giving off a "pleasant" smile]] that makes everyone take two steps away from him.)'' Nooo, it's perfectly fine! You see, I'm wrapping up my research on the transmogrative properties of Zoan-flesh, and I found a new project to start on once I'm done! ''(transforms into Human Point)'' '''''[[SuddenlyShouting HOW SWORDS APPARENTLY CUT TWENTY POINTS CLEAN OFF THE TOP OF A PERSON'S I.Q. AND]]''''' '''[[SuddenlyShouting SLAUGHTER]]''' '''''[[SuddenlyShouting SAID PERSON'S SENSE OF SELF-PRESERVATION!]]''''' ''(smiles at Zoro)'' '''''oh, but don't worry, I won't research''''' '''you''' '''''or anything! After all, I can't rightly use''''' '''you''' '''''as a constant, seeing as I expect this penalty is accrued for''''' '''each''' '''''sword a person wields, [[SuddenlyShouting THEREBY MAKING YOU AN EXTREME OUTLIER!]]'''''\\
'''Funkfreed:''' Ah... you... ''do'' realize that I ''am'' a sword, right?\\
'''Chopper:''' ''(Waves him off)'' '''Yes, but both your previous and current wielders were suicidal idiots''' '''''before''''' '''they got their hands on you, so I consider you to be the''' '''''exception.'''''\\
'''Funkfreed:''' Withdrawn.\\
'''[[ThrillSeeker Cross:]]''' [[IResembleThatRemark Protested!]]\\
'''[[DeadpanSnarker Zoro:]]''' Ignored.
* Cross utilizes his seeming omniscience to keep Koala and Sandersonia by threatening to tell their comrades/sisters about ''that'' and ''that''. [[AccidentalTruth They both start freaking]] while he lampshades how useful a reputation for knowing everything and {{Noodle Incident}}s are.
* The World Government's latest decision to bring Jeremiah Cross to his knees: sending Cipher Pols in the East Blue to find his homeland and inflict a Buster Call upon it. When he's told this, Cross broke down alright, and his crew followed suit... from ''[[LaughThemselvesSick laughter]]'', that is.
* Sandersonia insists there's only one thing to do when a Warlord's underling, an executive in the Revolutionary Army, and a Marine can stand together as friends: Get wasted! She then slithers off to raid the Thousand Sunny's liquor cabinet while fighting off the confused Straw Hats at the same time.
* Apparently, Chew had told Kuroobi that Usopp had defeated him using a smoke bomb instead of falling for his Rubberband of Doom bluff. Upon Cross revealing the truth, Chew tries to deny it... until Soundbite yells out "Rubberband of Doom!", causing Chew to duck and cover in panic.
* Cross's insanity is so great that when he hatches a new plan, Tashigi and ''Sandersonia'' [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere try to leap overboard]] rather than get caught up in it. Too bad Luffy snags them.
** Even Cross is impressed that the latter is so desperate to avoid it that she'd jump into the sea despite being a Devil Fruit user.
** When Koala confirms that she isn't integral to Cross's plans, she cheekily decides to ditch Tashigi and Sandersonia. Cross [[OnSecondThought promptly changes his mind]], gets Nami to catch her, and plops her with the other two "detainees".
* When the Straw Hats decide to head towards Skelter Bite, Tashigi insists she can't come since she's a Marine and it's a pirate haven. Cross responds by stomping on her foot and declaring she'll need a custom peg leg for the next several days as she poses as the Straw Hat's new cabin girl, T. A. Shigi.
* Fifteen minutes after everyone's left for Skelter Bite, the Dugongs and Keimi surface, having missed everything that happened while they searched for ingredients. They're less than happy.
-->[DID THOSE RAGING BASTARDS FORGET US!?]\\
"NOT AGAIN! THIS IS THE THIRD TIME THIS MO-O-OOONTH!"\\
[Don't suppose there's a Man's Romance about ''this'', is there, Boss?]\\
[OH, THERE'S GONNA BE A ROMANCE ALRIGHT! ''MY FLIPPER DOWN THEIR THROATS!'']\\
[GO, BOSS, GO!]

[[folder: Skelter Bite]]
* When the group gets to Skelter Bite, they find the skull-shaped gatehouse glaring at them with [[RedEyesTakeWarning glowing red spotlights]] and a booming voice demanding their identity. Unfortunately for the Risky Brothers, [[OvershadowedByAwesome they're simply outclassed]].
--> '''Risky Brothers:''' [[LoudOfWar WHO DARES TO APPROACH THE IMPREGNABLE BUCCANEER BASTION OF SKELTER BITE?]]\\
'''Soundbite: ''[[ReverbOfDoom YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE, FOOLS.]]'''''\\
'''Risky Brothers:''' ''AAGH! ([[SurpriseJump Leap out of the gatehouse into the water]])''
* Robin is excited when [[NightmareFetishist she sees skeleton-laden gallows welcoming them into Skelter Bite]], only to be deflated when she realizes that they're fake.
* One crew tried to collect on a bounty issued by Big Mom by coming in guns blazing. The initial charges are of Attempted Murder (Unjustified/Unprovoked), but the ''last'' charge is [[CurbStompBattle "Failed to Make Lola Break a Sweat"]].
* One crew got kicked out of Skelter Bite for theft, to Tashigi's confusion. Then she reads the footnote saying the crew got kicked out for being stupid enough to get caught.
* Upon seeing an apparent zombie rising from it's grave, Luffy goes with his canon response of shoving it back in.
* Spoil, the aforementioned "zombie", refuses to let the Straw Hats pass without answering three questions. [[DuckSeasonRabbitSeason Cross turns it back on the guy by asking him three questions then allowing him to pass]].
* When Zoro somehow appears in front of the group (despite there only being a single path), Tashigi demands to know where he came from, to which Zoro tells her [[LiteralMinded to blame his parents]]. Everyone present ''immediately'' looks to Cross... even '''Luffy''', who's well-established as hating to have Cross "spoil" anything thanks to his meta-knowledge. The disappointment when Cross admits that he actually doesn't know who Zoro's parents are, because Oda never covered that part of his backstory, is ''palpable''.
* The Kung Fu Dugongs finally arrive at Skelter Bite and are ''pissed'' at Sanji for leaving them behind. Even though Boss is quickly sated by the presence of his old friends from the Great Kung Fu Fleet, the TDWS are still angry and fight Sanji. [[TooDumbToLive Big.]] [[CurbstompBattle Mistake.]]
--> [[NotInTheFace NOT THE FACE!]] ''NOT THE FAAAACE!'' ''(Crack)'' [[VerbalBackspace BACK TO THE FACE!]] ''BACK TO THE FAAAACE!''
* Izo throws out two patrons out of his hotel and demands answers as to why they made a commotion. The first mentions he's a lawyer, [[EvilLawyerJoke prompting Izo to knock him out, apologize to the other patron, and give him free drinks.]]
** We later find out that his hotel has a gong that functions much like SBS Foghorn for breaking up the rowdier of fights.
* Lola is about to discuss "matters" regarding Perona's addition to the Masons. Cross is having none of it[[note]] He already suffered enough vouching for a former enemy with Robin at the conclusion of Alabasta[[/note]] and escapes out an open window, leaving Nami behind to face her wrath.
** Cross also wonders why only ''three'' of the Emperors sent representatives to court them, but not the Red Hairs. Cue Lucky Roux coming out of a bar, trying to remember what he was here to do, [[AttentionDeficitOohShiny and then getting quickly sidetracked]] [[TheSnackIsMoreInteresting by the prospect of food nearby]].
* Why does Merry recognise that the upcoming comedy club is made out of one of Oars's funny bones? Because she's a kid and at the age where knowledge sticks better - and because she's a kid and she found the fact funny.
* Tashigi is DrowningHerSorrows at getting swept up in Straw Hat shenanigans, Koala is keeping her company, and [[HardDrinkingPartyGirl Sandersonia is having the time of her life]] while using a once-cocky rookie as a yo-yo.
* Nami, Billy, Conis and Su run into Urouge, who's trying to follow the Straw Hats' example and find an AnimalCompanion, but isn't having any luck so far with finding a beast that is able to keep up with him. Now, remember that the NoodleIncident on Kyuka Island involving him was ''{{Nosebleed}}-inducing''.
* Robin and Usopp sharing stories with ex-Giant Marines Lacroix and Ronse, talking about their old mutual friend Jaguar D. Saul. Included are stories about how Saul had to knit a pair of battleship sails and how he exercised his Observation Haki during poker night.
* Soundbite busts a gut when he finds out that one of their guides is an [[Music/TheRollingStonesBand ex-Rolling Pirate named Jagger]].
* Vivi's entrance into a Mason meeting by emerging from [[ElementalShapeshifter her Logia form]] leaves her [[EpicFail sprawled out on the floor]].
* When Nami and Apoo first meet and shake hands, they immediately reveal they both [[FiveFingerDiscount pickpocketed]] each other simultaneously. Even more amazing, the wallets belonged to Vivi and Foxy.
* When Luffy drops off the top of Skelter Bite, he smashes into what Lola is sure is [[OhNoNotAgain the same building they had just fixed after Kid got through with it]]. Nami just tells her to add it to their tab.
* The TDWS full stop. Turned into {{Bandage Mumm|y}}ies due to [[BullyingADragon their badly-thought attempt for vengeance against Sanji]], [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere retreating during the eating contest between Luffy & Bonney for fear Sanji will make good on his word]] [[EatTheDog in using them as "ingredients" for the contest]] and (Donny, Raphey and Mikey only) [[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown facing the wrath of Leo]] [[CoolSword when he obtains Shiki's swords]] [[TheDogBitesBack for all their "comments" when he still couldn't come up with ranged attacks back in Water 7.]]
** And then Mikey gets [[ShotInTheAss stabbed in the ass]] by one of Jewelry Bonney's thrown skewers.
* Isaiah and Terry show up to deliver a message. [[PaperThinDisguise With Terry trying to be incognito]].
--> '''Terry:''' [[NoIndoorVoice BECAUSE WE'RE HERE INCOGNITO, I'M DOING MY BEST TO BE POWERFULLY SUBTLE! WHILE WE SPEAK, CALL ME HALE CAESAR!]]\\
'''Mikey (to Isaiah):''' And you are?\\
'''Isaiah [[FacePalm (facewinging)]]:''' Embarrassed to be seen with him. ''Obviously''.
* After Cross spells out his potential world-shaking plans for the Supernovas and the Sabaody Archipelago, he suddenly finds himself beset by a [[EngagingConversation panting Sandersonia about three seconds away from jumping his bones]]. Luckily Koala manages to knock her out... except that she's not holding herself back much better.
* As the Straw Hats enter the main meeting with the other Supernovas, Vivi tries to get everyone on their best behaviour. The best she gets is a promise that they won't start any violence in the first five minutes.
* When they meet face to face for the first time in public, Jeremiah Cross and Scratchman Apoo begin a series of VolleyingInsults fit for two rivals in radio DJ-ing. At least until the insults devolve into [[BigStupidDoodooHead name calling]] and the two can't take it anymore, and they burst out laughing revealing the whole rivalry as a joke.
** [[SideBet And the other Supernovas paying X Drake]].
* Nami ''{{Fangirl}}-ing'' over Capone Bege, with even her own Eisen Cloud trying to hold her back.
* What's Soundbite's comment when he first meets "Monster Gun" Vito? That he fits a trend that [[TheyCallHimSword those who name themselves after their tools]] ''are'' tools.
* After Cross tells Vito how Bege would not be prepared to take on the Straw Hats, Eustass Kid then tells him, "[[ThatCameOutWrong Do me]]."[[note]] He actually meant for Cross to tell him how the Straw Hats/Luffy would beat him/his crew[[/note]]. [[HeroicBSOD Cross's brain literally shuts down]] [[DrivenToSuicide and then begs Killer to quickly kill him.]]
--> ''Error 404. J-Cross.EXE has encountered a fatal error. Initiating self-destruct sequence.''\\
'''Cross:''' ''(holding one of Killer's arm blades to his throat)'' Please. Just make it ''quick''.
* Kid later badmouths Merry and every "child" crew member in general at the meeting, [[{{Hypocrite}} only for everyone to learn he himself has a young girl working as his ship's engineer]].
** As an added bonus once Kid gets Adelle to scram after giving her money to buy coal, Merry taunts him by asking for an allowance herself.
* Bonney insults Hawkins. He predicts that in short order someone is going to choke on a chicken bone. When Luffy does so instead of Bonney, Hawkins apologizes to him.
* Cross notes that the tension and egos among the Supernovas is extremely high. How does he defuse the situation? A free-for-all BarBrawl among all the assembled crews! Several highlights:
** Just the fact that Killer was also wondering how to get all the captains to calm down... and ''he's'' the one that Cross smashes first with a [[ChairmanOfTheBrawl chair]].
** Soundbite blaring [[Music/JoanJett "Bad Reputation"]]
** [[BearyFunny Bepo]] getting stuck up to his waist through a wall and saying, "[[Franchise/WinnieThePooh Oh, bother]]."
** Cross fending of Killer's blades with a [[GrievousBottleyHarm whiskey bottle]].
** Cross managing to get on X. Drake's dino-Zoan form and invoking RuleOfThree [[CallBack to being yet another T-Rex he has managed to ride on top of]].
** Mikey getting [[ShotInTheAss stabbed in the ass]] ''again''.
** Cross utilizing [[WrestlerInAllOfUs The People's Elbow]] during the brawl - [[NegatedMomentOfAwesome and gets bitchslapped out of the air]]. And then promptly goes back for a second try.
* Mikey revising his original thought of "[[CrazyEnoughToWork if it's stupid and it works, it's not stupid]]" to "if it's stupid and works... sometimes it's ''still'' stupid".
* Tashigi goes fullblown sword otaku while talking to Funkfreed, enough to make the elephant nervously lean away from her and clarify that [[UsefulNotes/{{Asexuality}} his sexual instincts come from his sword half]].
* In the meantime, Zoro and Sanji are "[[InsistentTerminology sparring]]" [[FunnyBackgroundEvent in the background]]. When Vivi pops in and starts staring at [[MrFanservice them]], Cross asks her if she's hoping for more [[EatingTheEyeCandy beefcake]], garnering an intense LuminescentBlush from her.
** Vivi remarks Zoro and Sanji are "incredibly Kismet for each other" which, after affirming does not mean shipping, she explains roughly translates to "[[VitriolicBestBuds Two souls determined to hatefuck each other in the personality]]".
** Shortly afterwards, Cross tries to [[TheGadfly take a bite of Tashigi's salad]], only for her to nail his hand to the table with a knife, causing Vivi to remark they're another pair that's Kismet for each other.
*** And when Funkfreed helps himself to the salad, Tashigi uppercuts him.
* Cross's solemn conversation with Law is interrupted by Brook after one of his panty runs, and then it [[MoodWhiplash turns serious]] when Brook challenges Cross to a sword duel for the [[ThereCanBeOnlyOne sole title]] of One-Sword-Style master on the Straw Hat crew.
--> '''Cross:''' ...is it too late to get you to put me into a medically induced coma for the rest of the week? Or him, for that matter?\\
'''Law:''' Sorry, Jeremi-ya. But while I ''could'' do that... I just think this will be more fun to watch.
* Bonney wandering into a restaurant with both Luffy and Lucky Roux in attendance... and both completely [[MissedHimByThatMuch missing making eye contact]] through coincidentally-timed menu lifts, menu lowering, and head turns.
** Then they ''finally'' make eye contact... and it's revealed they'd known the other was there the whole time.
** And then Nami finds out that Luffy said he'd cover their bill.
* The aforementioned duel with Brook comes up, with Cross getting absolutely NoSympathy from his crew on account of how much money they're making off of bets. The only consolation is Leo saying that they're playing it to the hilt for the show... and not telling Cross because they knew he'd do exactly the same to them. Cross is forced to admit that Leo's right, but still swears bloody vengeance on the rest of the crew anyways.
** When he draws Funkfreed, he takes a moment to ask if ''he'' was in on the whole thing. Funkfreed hesitantly says that at the very least, [[AccompliceByInaction he didn't say "no" to it.]] Mercifully, yet begrudgingly, Cross decides to label Funkfreed a "bystander"
--->'''Funkfreed''': ''Oh thank you merciful elephant Buddha!''\\
'''Cross''': ...there's an elephant--? No, wait, let me guess: you assume?\\
'''Funkfreed''': How'd you know?
* While the Supernova crews are bonding, Cross spots Kid and Apoo poring over notebooks. It turns out they're comparing notes on expletives.
* Various scenes from the Dead End Race toward the blockade:
** Cross ordering Gif and Soundbite to blur and mute the Kid Pirates due to their excessive carnage and Eustass Kid's potty mouth. Soundbite takes notes of Kid's choices of expletives.
** Itomimizu trying and failing to stop Cross from saying 'All is fair in love, war and pirate games.'
** First Mate Dugong and Foxy tag-teaming a scarf-wielding marine captain, causing her to [[GroinAttack land on a wooden horse.]]
---> '''First Mate:''' And ''why'' do you have something like that?\\
'''Foxy:''' Trust me, that is a long and complicated tale that I don't want to tell and you don't want to know...
** The reactions of the Supernovas to the Gaon Cannon. Bartolomeo is fanboying and cheering, as usual, Bonney less so, Drake gets a massive JawDrop, Bege is drooling over having a weapon like the Gaon Cannon of his own, Apoo and Urouge are laughing their asses off, Kid is cursing up a storm, Killer is left in StunnedSilence, Hawkins is, as Cross says, "pulling an Eneru", or at least a watered-down version of it, and the usually unflappable Trafalgar D. Water Law ends up getting starry-eyed.
*** Their reactions to the Coup de Burst are much less awe and more impotent fury. And yet still hilarious.
** Cross parachuting off of the bird he and Itomimizu were riding... and faceplanting into Sunny's main mast.
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Sabaody Revolution]]
* Nami complains about having to leave her Clima-Tact behind to stay incognito.
-->'''Nami''': I feel naked right now...
-->(''Zoro, Vivi, and Cross stop and stare at [[MsFanservice her]] in disbelief'')
-->'''Nami''': I dress skimpy, but I ''always'' wear something!
* The fact that Vice Admiral Komei has had to have his memory modified by Vice Admiral Tsuru five times already. The elderly woman is getting rather exasperated with Komei and makes him write reports of how he found out every single time and puts him on latrine duty to boot. Said reports are giving Komei a case of carpal tunnel syndrome.
* The Supernovas are going to town on the Saboady slavers when one gets the bright idea to threaten them with the fact that the marines will be on their side. The response is less than encouraging... for the slaver.
--> '''Slaver:''' "Don't you get it!? We've gotten away with this for this long because ''the law is on our side!'' Once they get to their ships, the port authority'll shut you down, and if you try fighting back, Marineford is right next door!"\\
'''Penguin (to Hawkins):''' "Oh, can we tell him? ''Please'' tell me we can tell him! I ''really'' love how the hope dies in their eyes when we tell them this bit!"
* Midway through Chapter 76, Cross tells the Supernovas that he intends to put the current plan to shame with his new one, but is interrupted by none other than freaking ''[[WesternAnimation/TheEmperorsNewGroove Yzma]],'' who turns out to be a crazed fangirl. And it just so happens that the bar he's in has the lever from Yzma's lab.
-->'''Chemist:''' AAAH! WRONG [=LEveeeeer=]...!\\
'''Cross:''' Noooope, I'm pretty sure that was ''definitely'' the right lever. ''({{Beat}})'' ...why do you even ''have'' that lever?
** The best part is that Kronk's running the bar this happens in. It takes the bartender offering his spinach puffs for Cross to realize why this seemed so familiar. Meanwhile, Soundbite ends up laughing so hard he slides off Cross's shoulder.
* When Libia delivers the document declaring Grove 77 the sovereign embassy of the Ryugyu kingdom, she says that she regrets that the occasion cannot be given the fanfare it deserves. Robin promptly pops a party popper while Vivi blows a curly party blower. With streamers. Without changing facial expressions.
* Cross winding up Tashigi using their public personas as wanted pirate and strait-laced Marine. It's only ''half'' fabricated for the public.
--> '''Cross:''' Be honest with me: is there another pirate? Is he... Is he more infuriating than ''me''?
** Listening in to this, Nami questions whether [[BelligerentSexualTension hatefucking]] can be done verbally.
** Apoo notes she's obviously not witnessed the banter between Kid and Law since the Supernovas teamed up. According to him, it's "sickening, bizarre, probably banned in most of the World... and kind of awe-inspiring to watch."
** Robin promptly tosses him a Tone Dial for a recording.
--->'''Apoo:''' For research, I'm guessing?\\
'''Robin:''' ...mostly blackmail, but Chopper greatly appreciates any contributions to ''his'' research.
* At Sabaody, Cross runs into Saint Charloss. Just when it seems disaster is inevitable, it turns out Charloss is a ''fanboy'' of his.
* It's not every day when one of the Elder Stars [[TemptingFate tempts fate]] by hoping that Charloss inherited some intelligence from his father... only to be proven wrong and then {{Dope Slap}}ped by his katana-wielding colleague.
* After Luffy punches out Saint Charloss, Kuroobi and Chew rip into the Straw Hats for how stupid that was and that they'll now have an admiral after them, only for Nami to step in.
-->'''Nami:''' Excuse me. But can I present a counterargument?\\
'''Kuroobi:''' Yeah, sure.\\
'''Nami:''' ''Fuck'' the World Nobles.\\
'''Kuroobi:''' ...Checks out.
* As the Straw Hats observe the auction, waiting for the right time to strike, Vivi takes the time to whistle-blow the names of all the royalty and other nobles present who participate in slavery. One of those she recognizes is an old rival princess of hers, and Vivi's reaction is priceless. Vivi then promises sanctuary and lucrative employment to anybody who sets off a molotov cocktail in her room ''and'' steal some of her dresses in the process.
-->'''Vivi:''' I always knew she bought her boyfriends, but I didn't think she actually ''literally'' bought them!
* Just as Kizaru [[TheGlovesComeOff is prepared to kill the entire Straw Hat-Supernova Alliance]], [[TheDreaded Rayleigh]] [[LetsGetDangerous steps in and stops him]] by grabbing his leg. Borsalino's reply says it all.
--> '''Kizaru:''' [[ThisisGonnaSuck ...Please let go. I need that leg to run away from you.]]
** Rayleigh decides to use Borsalino to send a message to the Elder Stars... [[FastballSpecial in the literal sense]]. To wit, he throws him clear all the way from Sabaody Archipelago, right into the Elders' room in Mariejois.
--> [[DeadpanSnarker "...here to deliver a status update, Admiral?"]]
** After giving said status update, Kizaru is congratulated for performing his tasks and then dismissed... but he can't leave the wreckage of the Elders' coffee table due to his injuries. The Five groan collectively before one of them calls for a medic.
* X Drake threatens the Straw Hats violently after the fight with Kizaru and is met by the entire crew giving him a combined DeathGlare. His response is to turn around and haul ass to distance himself from [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial not "monsters" (which was strangely crossed out), but "the other pirates"]], as far away as possible.
* A moment of levity comes up when the Supernovas are running for their lives from the Pacifistas and Luffy saves them, Law takes some exception to Hawkins apparent 'prediction'.
--> In the midst of the chaos of the hasty retreat everyone started beating, Hawkins took a moment to nod with ''complete'' certainty.\\
'''Hawkins:''' "Exactly as predicted."\\
Well. Bugging out could wait a moment, because no, Law was not going to let that slide. "Oh, bull-shit!"
* Smoker asking Tashigi to explain why he had to issue a gag order for the bounty of one Cabin Girl [[SueDonym T. A. Shigi]].
* Boss and the TDWS stood ready with the other Straw Hats for Kuma to send them to where they need to train. After the three day trip, the dugongs wake up... and find themselves on the Thousand Sunny, still at Sabaody Archipelago. Even Rayleigh was surprised.
-->''[[[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT BUCKET OF BOLTS THINKING?!]]]''
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Amazon Treachery]]
* The sheer nonchalance with which Luffy decides the best way to get a straight answer as to why the Kuja are after him as an "attempted assassin" is by kidnapping Marguerite, and proceeds to do so.
* The reason why the amazons are mad at Luffy, Cross, and the Straw Hats in general. They passed out during the last SBS when Luffy punched out Charloss and have yet to wake up.
** Sandersonia chewing out the Kuja for simply not trying to wake her sisters up.
** ...Then doing so herself by using Granny Nyon as a human projectile to knock Marigold out of bed. Which she admits she's mostly doing because [[CatharsisFactor they keep stealing all her snake wine]].
* The fact that 'Act of Straw Hat' is now a legitimate recognized excuse for assassins failing their mission.
* The recurring sisterly bickering between Sandersonia and Marigold. Especially when Sandersonia needles Marigold about stealing all the Sea King jerky, which prompts an indignant Marigold to defend that her weight is a glandular problem, which Sandersonia responds to by bluntly telling her that ''nobody'' buys that explanation.
* After thanking Luffy for saving her and her nation, Hancock falls into a lovestruck state with constant mumbling. The best that Nyon could decipher is that she's deciding names for her and Luffy's ''eighth child's great-grandchild''.
** Both Sonia and Marigold are peeved that during the briefing Cross gave to the New World Masons, he withheld the fact that their sister falls in love with his captain.
* The fact that Soundbite taught Luffy "the song that gets on everybody's nerves".
* A drunken Boa Hancock trying to use Salome as a ''pipe''.
* When Momonga brings up reports that Sandersonia was seen in Sabaody four days ago, Hancock shoots him down by pointing out that there's no way that Sandersonia could possibly have been there since it takes at least a week to sail between Amazon Lily and Sabaody. [[RefugeInAudacity Then Sandersonia decides to taunt Momonga by stripping down to reveal she's wearing a cheap Sabaody souvenir T-shirt (slightly charred from the battle), and there's not a damn thing he can do about it]].
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Decks of the World]]
* Zoro's encounter with the humandrills has become bewildering for him because they've been observing the Straw Hats on the SBS for over a year, meaning they now fight like they were copies of his crewmates.
* Nami laments that lacking Soundbite as a translator means she'll be spending two years in limited communication with Billy.
** When Nami hears that the extreme weather specialists regularly have to haggle for more repair money during Weatheria's budget meetings, her [[WingdingEyes eyes turn to Beri signs]] and she makes a sound like a cash register. This freaks out Haredas even ''more'' than her enthusiasm for extreme weather study.
* Usopp has been trying to gain an animal companion on the Boin Archipelego, which is near impossible thanks to their immense gluttony.
* Chopper's attempts to bring peace between the people of Torino and the mega-birds hits a roadblock because his first encounter with the former was riding the back on the latter.
* Robin makes short work of the soldiers at Tequila Wolf, and walks away while humming ''Do You Believe in Magic'' akin to Pyro from ''VideoGame/TeamFortress2'''s ''Meet The Pyro''.
* When asked how he's able to stand the cold of Baldimore island by its governors, Franky boasts that he's wearing a thermal speedo. After one of them says that his claim makes no sense, he admits he can tolerate the cold by avoiding thinking about it.
* Brook trying to deal with the cultists of Namakura is rather tragically hilarious.
* A meta one in the author's notes.
--> '''Cross-Brain AN:''' The good news? We have a few allies savvy enough to realize what's coming, waiting to support Luffy. And the bad news? Well, for anyone who thought we'd show where Cross ended up after all...\\
({{Beat}})\\
[[TrollingCreator Happy]] [[TheUnreveal April Fools Day.]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Impel Downfall]]
* The rumors that are starting about Amazon eating habits due to the fact that they're smuggling [[BigEater Luffy]] and Marigold's lamentations when she's left to shoulder the burden when Sandersonia takes a a walk.
--> '''Marigold''': You can't leave me alone like this! Hancock's untouchable, it'll all fall on me! They'll think I'm a fat glutton!\\
'''Hancock: ''' And that's wrong... how, exactly?\\
'''Marigold:''' AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE OUT OF YOUR MIND WITH INFATUATION!?
* Shortly after Sandersonia returns from trying to break Momonga's faith in the Marines, she contemplates the idea of being "the Ophiuchus to his Pisces" on account of how irritating he is. Marigold then takes the opportunity to reveal that some people have put money on how "[Cross and Tashigi] [[BelligerentSexualTension really feel about each other]]." Sandersonia than proceeds turns deathly pale.
** Apparently Boa Hancock was listening to this conversation because when she meets Tashigi, Hancock identifies her as "the woman antagonistically attracted to Cross". Tashigi's response is nothing short of pure black hatred.
* Tashigi getting jealous over Domino pulling off ScaryShinyGlasses so effortlessly.
* Luffy gives Buggy a letter written by Cross to convince the clown to help his captain. He not only reveals the reason Luffy is in Impel Down, but that Ace is both Luffy's brother and Roger's son and that Buggy himself was part of Roger's crew. Cross then writes for [[TheTapeKnewYouWouldSayThat Buggy to pick his jaw off the floor, which the clown cursed as he clicked his joint back into place.]]
* In their fight against an insectoid monster, Luffy hastily tosses a sea king steak at its fight. Everyone fighting [[ATruceWhileWeGawk stops at his action]], and only a few moments later a Sea King bursts from the canal and bites the monster's head off.
-->'''Luffy''': [[AllAccordingToPlan All according to]] [[AccidentalMisnaming cake]]... or whatever it is Soundbite says when he's being smug.[[note]]The correct word is 'keikaku,' taken from the Japanese 'keikaku doori' that means the trope name, but this exact phrasing is a reference to a fandub of ''Manga/DeathNote'' where the character said, "All according to keikaku." Also, the misnaming as 'cake' comes from episode 60 of WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged.[[/note]]\\
'''Galdino''': ''({{Dope Slap}}s him with a wax hammer)'' THE HELL IT WAS!
* The Minotaurus accidentally smashing a hole in the floor and sending Luffy, Buggy and Galdino down to Level 3... which is then followed by a giant-blooded prisoner comforting the evidently upset Zoan by reassuring him that the three are tough enough to survive the fall. The Minotaurus takes genuine comfort in the action... then realizes who's talking to him, punches him out cold, and then proceeds to wade into the newly formed brawl between the prisoners and the beasts.
--> And like that, all was at least momentarily right with the second Hell again.
* After Luffy warns Buggy not to [[TemptingFate do so]], Buggy decides to take it up to eleven with yelling that there's no one able to take down Luffy, that no other [=BioMEGAs=] will come, that no one else is going to attack Impel Down, that he's living the best day of his life, and topping it off with some textbook examples such as "two days to retirement." The result? Both Saldeath and Smoker discovering him through the security and the Caribou Pirates and the World Pirates breaking into Impel Down.
-->'''Buggy:''' Just a little longer like this and we'll be free as birds.\\
'''Luffy:''' [[LampshadeHanging Don't say that yet. Whenever Cross or anyone else says that things start getting bad]]. And the last two times it was the ''same'' Warlord.\\
'''Buggy:''' ''(gives a SlasherSmile)'' Come on, Straw Hat. What's the worst that could happen? It's not like Magellan is here yet, and nothing else in this prison could stand up to you.\\
'''Luffy:''' ...Buggy--\\
'''Buggy:''' I'm having the best day of my life, things couldn't get any worse than they have been already!\\
'''Luffy:''' Buggy--!\\
'''Buggy:''' And it's not like anyone else has the balls to attack Impel Down, or like we'll have to deal with any more of the monsters you smashed up, you already know most of the tricks--\\
'''Luffy:''' BUGGY, I SWEAR I'LL--!\\
'''Buggy:''' AND BESIDES, [[NothingExcitingEverHappensHere NOTHING EXCITING EVER HAPPENS HERE]], [[ChekhovsVolcano THE VOLCANOES HAVE BEEN DORMANT FOR YEARS]], [[Manga/AttackOnTitan THE WALLS HAVEN'T BEEN BREACHED IN CENTURIES]], [[{{Retirony}} AND I'M TWO DAYS FROM RETIREMENT WITH A WIFE AND TWO FLASHY KIDS!]] ''GYAHAHAHAHAHAHA--!''\\
''(cut to surveillance room)''\\
'''Impel Down Guard 1:''' He's going on suicide watch when this is over, isn't he?\\
'''Impel Down Guard 2:''' That's if he survives that long.\\
'''Saldeath''': Which he ''won't'' once Warden Magellan gets his hands on him, of that I assure you.
** How does Luffy "punish" his TemptingFate? By making Buggy a makeshift {{Cephalothorax}} (head with limbs attached) and placing the rest of his body in a sack, while the Clown runs around on his stubby limbs demanding his body to be released.
** And later on, Saldeath finds our favorite pirate clown:
--->'''[[NotSoStoic Saldeath]]:''' 'Two days to retirement?!' '''Two days to retirement'',' ''are you fucking kidding me!?'' First you humiliate my Blugori, and now this!? You're a dead man, you 'flashy' son of a bitch, you hear me!? The second we get you back in chains, I am going to chop you up, ''desiccate your pieces in Level 3, broil them in 4'', CHILL THEM IN 5, AND THEN FEED YOU TO EVERY ONE OF MY BLUGORI, ''PIECE BY TWITCHING PIECE!''
* While trying to navigate through the barren wasteland of Level 3, Luffy dreams up chibi version of his officers to try and help him. It goes as well as you think...
** Chibi Zoro's plan is to go random directions and cut through any cells.
** Chibi Nami rambles about techobabble before going into another random direction
** And Chibi Cross yells that since he's a figment of Luffy's imagination, he only knows as much as Luffy.
** And Luffy decides to climb to the high point and jump down towards his destination. The narrative states that the Chibi version of the rest of his crew would give a "so-so" rating on that plan.
* Luffy meeting Saldeath for the first time.
--> '''Saldeath:''' If you'd be so kind as to indulge my curiosity...?\\
'''Luffy:''' Obviously, I'm here to break someone out. But you really think I'd tell you who it is? I'm not ''that'' stupid.\\
'''Saldeath:''' Yes, you are.\\
'''Luffy:''' ...alright, I am, but Cross told me not to, so ''there''!
** Saldeath proceeds to complain at just how Cross does not even need to be there to ruin a World Government employee's day.
* Luffy's plan to get into the fifth floor of Impel Down?
-->'''Luffy:''' I surrender.
-->'''Magellan:''' ... You're playing me. I. ''Know.'' You're ''playing me.''
-->'''Luffy:''' [[SincerityMode Yeah.]]
* Usopp's "real" contribution to the care package? A rubber band.
* The "lockpicks" that Robin gave Luffy? Several bundles of high explosives, the sight of which makes Mr. 3 mutter about how he always knew she was off.
* While tracking down the escaped Luffy in Level 5, Tashigi mentions to the Guards accompanying her the reasons Popora is on her back: He's too small to make it across the high snowbanks, that she's grown accustomed to him (even mentioning growing fond of unlikeable individuals), and [[StickySituation that his paws are literally frozen to her back and she can't get rid of him.]]
* After injecting Luffy with his Emporio Healing Synthesis, Ivankov privately mentions to Bentham (aka Mr. 2) that he's personally focusing on protecting Luffy's life over Ace's, because he's afraid of what the Straw Hats and a number of other very powerful people will do to him if Luffy doesn't make it. Bentham is indignant... right until Ivankov mentions Cross's letter told him that [[LoveableSexManiac Sanji]] is currently training on ''[[DragQueen Momoiro Island]]''. At which point Bentham changes his tune so fast he almost gets whiplash.
* The meeting between Hancock and Perona reduces the latter to a blushing, stuttering ''mess''.
* Ivankov boggling at Luffy's recovery time. Specifically, when he learns that Sanji's "Death's Door Lunchbox" almost killed Luffy. For context: the lunchbox is a DangerousForbiddenTechnique designed ''only'' for when the eater is on the brink of death. Anything less runs a risk of a fatal caloric overdose. When Luffy eats it, he had just been fatally poisoned by Magellan, suffered through an operation that stripped off five years of his life, and completed said operation in a fraction of a day when it was supposed to take 48 hours... and he was ''still'' almost too healthy for the lunchbox!
-->'''Luffy:''' I mean, I had a good nap afterward?
-->'''Ivankov:''' [[MadnessMantra Nothing makes seeeense...]]
* Luffy utterly ignoring Shiki in Level Six, much to the latter's ire and humiliation.
* Luffy asking (on Cross's advice) Crocodile to find and kill Shiliew of the Rain with 'extra pre-jelly' causes a mass facefault on Level 6.
-->'''Crocodile:''' ''(FacePalm)'' It's 'extreme prejudice,' you idiot.
* Whitey Bay kills Madame Hiruno and manages to claim the reincarnated Cold-Cold Fruit... [[PowerIncontinence and promptly gets her hands frozen together with her new powers.]]
* Saldeath's reaction to being strung up over the vat of boiling blood on Level 4? To chastise the pirates that did it for their atrocious penmanship in scribbling on his face.
--> '''Saldeath:''' The word on my forehead? You spell that with an ''E'', you dunce.\\
'''Buggy:''' Nothing really fazes you, does it?\\
'''Saldeath:''' The one thing I dread is growing taller and attracting [[TheDreaded Sadi's]] attention.
** The best part about this is that it's a reference, if not TakeThat, to the ''actual'' Impel Down cover-story from the manga!
* Sadi-chan has apparently been making use of the "boo-box" recently. Shuddering alongside other residents of the Beast Hell, Galdino vows to kill Soundbite for giving her that idea.
* During Luffy's rematch with the Minotaurus:
--> '''Luffy:''' So this is what it's like to fight me. ''Man'', [[SelfDeprecation I'm annoying]].\\
'''Buggy & Galdino:''' FEEL OUR PAIN, BASTARD!\\
'''Crocodile:''' ''[[OOCIsSeriousBusiness (nodding along)]]''
* Luffy manages to make Magellan vomit rainbows. [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer Yes, you read that right]].
--> '''Ivankov:''' Straw Hat Boy is involved, so I do believe that sanity is very much dead at the moment.
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Decks of the World: Part 2]]
* Zoro has a plan to up his training on Kuraigana. It involves Mihawk's wine cellar. In his search for it, he climbs ''[[EpicFail up]]'' a ladder.
* Usopp's increasingly ridiculous efforts to get a giant bug companion lead to him learning that the ingredients for BlazingInfernoHellfireSauce exist on the Boin Archipelago. Be afraid. Be ''very'' afraid.
* Sanji's training with Juliet, the latest of master of the 99 recipes, involves 'an unholy fusion of what looked like an electric mixer, a glass corkscrew, and one of Chopper's chemistry sets'. This is, as Juliet explains, a rotary evaporator -- something that exists in the real world and is normally used in ''chemical labs'', but here has been repurposed for the One Piece equivalent of haute cuisine.
** The icing on the cake is the fact that [[HauteCuisineIsWeird Sanji is considerably less than impressed with the idea of using such tools.]]
--->'''Sanji:''' 'I'm not sure I like this future of cooking...'
* Robin trolling the Revolutionaries.
* Cross's warning to Franky about the lab's self-destruct button. That he almost forgets.
** Even funnier when Franky triggers a delayed self-destruct ''anyway'' with a hidden smaller button--assuming (correctly) that it's the actual way inside--and has to run around disarming it.
* Boss blasting 3/4 of the [=TWDS=] awake after they left Mikey on watch all night long. Then afterwards realizing they had all forgotten about the upcoming war. After sending his students off to investigate while he guards the ship, he tells the TWDS in all seriousness to not let Soundbite learn about this, or else he'll get the idea that ''everyone'' in Alabasta is as forgetful as Vivi.
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Marineford Misery]]
* Crossing with SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome, but the entrance of the Oars Jr. Pirates. It seems that they took Cross's words about sea turtles seriously, as they arrive at Marineford riding Sea Turtle Sea Kings.
* Despite the seriousness of the first chapter, ATruceWhileWeGawk is in full effect when Luffy arrives on a Navy Battleship falling out of the sky.
** The FlatWhat from Ace as he watches the battleship fall from the sky and the DullSurprise from everyone else who have been keeping up to date with the SBS during [[LockedOutOfTheLoop Ace's medically induced coma]].
** Jonathan commenting how the Straw Hats can't seem to have a normal way of entering anything.
** As in canon, the bickering between the BigDamnHeroes while they're falling.
** Luffy screaming that they're falling, [[MoodWhiplash before remembering that it won't hurt him at all since he's made of rubber]]. The non-rubber-based companions yell that they ''aren't''.
* Other Moments include:
** Sengoku outright [[OhCrap paling]] when Cross finally lets Doflamingo make a speech over the SBS.
** Whitey Bay having stuck her own hand to her chin, [[PowerIncontinence care of]] her new [[AnIcePerson Devil Fruit]].
---> '''Luffy:''' Your hand is frozen to your chin, isn't it?\\
'''Whitey:''' Stuck fast, aye. Give a lass a hand, would ye?
** Once the fighting starts, Perona keeps questioning [[LampshadeHanging if the Warlords are going to join in or just stand there looking threatening]].
* Sengoku gives the rather odd order of making sure that Jeremiah Cross doesn't make it across the battlefield alive. Cross, who ''isn't at Marineford.'' This is a weird enough idea that everyone just immediately agrees to roll with it. Even Cross himself just rolls with it. Turns out it's actually Bentham (Mr. 2) using his Devil Fruit to assume Cross's appearance to try and pull everyone's attention away from Luffy.
** On this note, Bentham uses his Cross disguise to draw Kuma's attention away from Luffy, (due to the real Cross's bounty and priority). However, Sengoku eventually catches on and announces the truth. Bentham drops the disguise and dares them on...[[NiceJobBreakingItHero which unintentionally causes Kuma to refocus on Luffy,]] hindering the Straw Hat's efforts. Ivankov immediately lambasts this.
-->'''Ivankov''': BEN-BOY! VHY DIDN'T YOU KEEP UP THE ACT!?
* When Luffy gets ready to start heading toward Ace he jumps off Whitebeard's ship which has had the ice broken around it. The entire battlefield calls him an idiot and Jinbe jumps into the water to save him.... only to find him walking on water, which causes Jinbe to faceplant into the water in sheer shock. The ''narrative itself'' does a DoubleTake.
-->"You do that. I'll be going on ahead," Luffy said before vaulting clear off the side of the Moby Dick.\\
"YOU IDIOT!" came the cry from everyone watching, including Garp and Ace. Jinbe rolled his eyes as he vaulted back over the edge, ready to fish Luffy out as he landed on the sea, crouching on the surface to absorb the--\\
[[DoubleTake ...wait a second.]]
* Irian brags about her Chord-Chord Fruit powers, prompting Cross to first laugh about the classic [[ExplainingYourPowerToTheEnemy faux-pas]], then invoke a certain loud noise to disrupt her rhythm. Cue the [[RunningGag foghorn button]].
-->'''Cross:''' Even when things are so grim... I still really love this thing.\\
'''Almost everyone else in the world:''' WE KNOW!
* Jonathan, nonchalantly fishing in the middle of the whole battle, accidentally snags Karma (the pirate with an octopus on his head), ticking the latter all the more off with a comment of how he's "barely into nine digits". Karma's cursing streak is interrupted by him getting slingshotted fisherman-style back into the fray.
-->'''Jonathan:''' Have to let them mature to something respectable, you know. Only way to keep the waters healthy.
* Luffy trying to bribe Mihawk with a bottle of booze for him to get out of the way. Plus there's Mihawk's refusal to the offer.
-->'''Mihawk:''' Tempting as that is, and at the risk of Red-hair ''throttling'' me the next time we meet, for multiple reasons, I must decline. ''(slices bottle into glass shards that Luffy has to drop with a yelp)'' ''Vehemently.''
* Whilst accompanying Luffy, Buggy is reminded that, while very few people know he's a former Roger Pirate, ''Garp'' is one of those people, he hastily begs Cross for a '''foghorn''' which causes hundreds of people ([[NotSoAboveItAll including Sengoku]]) to stop what they're doing and prepare for it. [[LaserGuidedKarma Only for Cross to refuse because Buggy tried to kill Luffy in the past twice]].
* The reactions from everyone on the executioner's stand after Perona tells off Sengoku.
-->'''Sengoku:''' Nothing to add?
-->'''Garp:''' I'm lucky I've gotten away with this much, I'm not pushing my skull's durability any farther.
-->'''Isuka:''' I'm just waiting for my cue so I can get this over with.
-->'''Ace:''' I'm still stuck on 'my dumbass little brother dropped in on a ship from the sky.'
* Crossing with SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome, Buggy's vicious rant about how insanity-inducing his time with the Roger Pirates was, all while Luffy is trying to discreetly run toward Ace only to be blocked offhandedly by an equally-interested Mihawk.
* Isuka and Ace bickering LikeAnOldMarriedCouple the entire duration of the former helping the latter escape. Partially because Isuka was a teensy bit too convincing in her act about wanting to personally kill Ace for the Fire Fist's comfort.
* In chapter 81, Mihawk manages to slice off the very tip of Buggy's nose, causing it to bleed. What would normally be terrifying instead becomes hilarious both for Mihawk's reaction and the way it manages to basically pound Buggy's BerserkButton so hard it gets stuck:
-->'''Mihawk:''' That ridiculous thing is ''real''? I always thought it was rubber.
* Angmar, leader of the Vikverir, gets into an argument with his doctor about his returning to the fray. When she refuses to okay him, he suplexes her into the ground and heads off.
* An exceedingly, horrendously, chillingly dark example of bitter irony. When Cross foiled the scheme to turn one of the Whitebeard allies, Sengoku wished for the pirate to end up in the deepest, darkest pit of hell. Well, Sengoku, you got your wish given just where Kuma sent Cross to. Not that it does anything to stop Cross.
* Why isn't Sengoku joining the fray? He's having yet another heart attack.
* In the middle of saving Luffy and Ace, Sabo still has the time to berate them for their stupidity, and also to chide Ace for [[WalkingShirtlessScene never wearing a shirt]], promising to sew one onto him.
* Dragon is having a wonderful day: crushing Akainu's hand, watching Luffy and Ace reunite with Sabo, seeing Garp knocked down and actually thinking about his actions, and now he has his hands on two CP-0 that were dispatched to assassinate Hancock. The only way his day would get better [[RetroactiveWish if all five Elder Stars dropped dead at his feet]]. A {{Beat}}...
-->'''Dragon:''' ''{sighs wistfully}'' Oh well, worth a shot.
* When Sabo asks if anyone has a twenty on the Boa sisters, an oblivious Luffy notes that he's pretty sure they're [[LiteralMinded all in their twenties]]. Ace, Sabo, and Koala are all left resisting the urge to punch him in the face.
* In the midst of stealing and hotwiring the Pacifista's laser cannons for the battle, Bege complains about the government using cheaper parts instead of paying full price for better quality ones that could withstand unexpected power surges, and the wastage it generates. Kid has to tell him to get back to work shooting the government instead of complaining about them. Bege then complains about [[RunningGag no one]] [[NoRespectGuy respecting him]].
* Bonney finally ends Sentomaru's threat by de-aging him (and at the same time aging up Yoko and de-aging Boss Kabuto).
* And through it all, Urouge is enjoying himself. In LargeHam-style.
** Later he saves Bartolomeo, who's suffering a slight concussion.
--->'''Barto:''' I think I'm concussed, [[ItMakesSenseInContext I just saw a frog go boom...]]\\
'''Urouge:''' You are concussed, but you did indeed see a faux-amphibian detonate, my friend. Truly, a day ''filled'' with miracles! And we have not even seen the Promised Land yet! Such a wonderful world we live in!\\
'''Barto:''' Yoooou talk fuuuunny...\\
'''Urouge:''' And you could use a bath, so I'd say that makes us even!
* Everyone's reaction to Cyborg-Shilliew? Horror and fear. Except two people: Crocodile complains that [[InsaneTrollLogic Luffy breaking his hook has cursed him, leaving him unable to kill anyone properly]] and he resolves to break this curse by killing Luffy. ''[[OOCIsSeriousBusiness Luffy]]'' blames Crocodile for Shilliew surviving because he left him to bleed out instead of [[WhyDontYouJustShootHim making sure]] he was dead when they left, and decides that he's going to kill ''Crocodile'' for messing up the plan by doing so.
* [[BigDamnHeroes Sabo and Ace save Sandersonia and Marigold from an attack by Aegis-0 assassins]]. The two serpent Zoans start ''[[CrushFilter swooning]]'' over their handsome and charming rescuers... before Bartolomeo blunders in and spoils the mood, causing them to both give him a DeathGlare.
** Just the ''idea'' that in addition to Boa Hancock going after Luffy, ''her'' sisters are going after Luffy's '''brothers'''.
* Dragon continues to show his unique sense of humor by [[ShipperOnDeck giving Hancock his blessing]] before vacating Marineford. Hancock's response is to smile and blush like a schoolgirl.
* Kid almost mouths off to an irritated Hancock while the pirates are preparing to retreat. Killer stops him by ''hitting him in the throat'' and telling him not to get them killed with his ''"big fucking mouth"''.
** When X Drake reveals that he is, or more accurately was, a double agent, Kid threatens to turn his scaly hide into a codpiece.
* [[BigDamnHeroes Shanks' arrival]] is a relief to all... except for Mihawk, due to him A) [[PapaWolf attacking Luffy]], and B) [[BerserkButton spilling good booze]] to do so. The world's greatest swordsman grumbles in exasperation about the typicality of him showing up exactly when Mihawk's trying to avoid him.
* When Cross attempts to rally the cannibal she-prisoner of Serpent to join him in working to break out, he asks her if she wants to eat people for the rest of her life. [[BluntYes She immediately says yes.]] Then corrects herself to say that she wants to do it under the bright blue sky. Cross resigns himself to accepting that answer as "good enough for now".
[[/folder]]
[[folder: Denouement]]
* T-Bone abducts Momonga for a talk now that his belief in the World Government has been broken, and starts to fill him in on the Masons.
-->'''T-Bone''': It begins with Jeremiah Cross.
-->'''Momonga''': [[ThisIsGonnaSuck And]] ''[[ThisIsGonnaSuck just like that]]'', [[ThisIsGonnaSuck I have a migraine]].
-->'''T-Bone''': [[DeadpanSnarker I'd be surprised if you didn't.]]
* When Benedia bites Cross, Soundbite comments that Cross should be thanking him for giving him a high pain tolerance for that kind of thing. Cross isn't amused.
* As Buggy's crew is cheering his return, one of them tries to shout out a positive comment about his nose. Several others promptly tackle him before he can accidentally hit Buggy's BerserkButton.
* After Aegis 0 forces him to hand over Bullet so that the latter can become a Warlord, Magellan tosses himself headfirst down the elevator shaft to Level Six, figuring that the concussion he gets from the fall will alleviate the migraine the exchange gave him.
* When Mihawk returns to his island, he discovers that Zoro drank all his alcohol, let the humandrills into the castle, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking and moved everything two inches to the left]].
* Usopp channeling [[Theatre/MacBeth the Weird Sisters]] as he brews condiments, finally having tamed an entire swarm of insects.
* Chopper gives a News Coo his treatise on Zoan biology to deliver to Kureha... and a postcard for Dalton, apologizing for the fact that he's about to become Kureha's test subject regarding Chopper's research, and warning him not to run as that will only make things worse for him.
-->'''News Coo''': (''stares at Chopper in StunnedSilence for a moment after reading the card'')
-->'''Chopper''': [[YouDoNotWantToKnow You don't want to ask.]]
-->'''News Coo''': You're a Straw Hat, that was a given.
* As Franky is preparing to show off the completed climate control device, he flips the switch to activate it... only for a self-destruct countdown to start. After hastily disarming it, [[NoodleIncident he notes this is the third self-destruct switch he has stumbled upon]] and [[InventionalWisdom questions why Vegapunk would install so many]].
* As Brook is negotiating a contract with Sancrin, he mentions that 45% of the profits will go to Sancrin, 5% to himself, and the remaining 50% to Nami. Sancrin starts to protest, insulting Nami as he does, and then quickly signs when he hears a very large thunderclap outside.
* Su eats the Children of Inari's Devil Fruit and immediately reacts with disgust over how it tastes. Then, once the Fruit takes to take effect, she does a lengthy SkywardScream (which lasts a full ten minutes) until she finally stops, jumps in the air to apparently transform... [[AntiClimax and lands just as small as before, the only difference being an extra tail]]. Even Conis laughs herself sick at this outcome.
* During Whitebeard's funeral, Ace starts his eulogy saying that he received advice from an oracle, only to correct himself and say that it was Cross following several eyerolls from his crewmates.
* Ace and Sabo, and then eventually Luffy, running in terror from the three lovestruck Boa Sisters, with the former two swearing vengeance on their idiot brother. Their [[CutHisHeartOutWithASpoon fantasies]] concerning said vengeance are also worth a couple chuckles:
-->'''Sabo''': I'm going to kill him. I'm going to crush him, grind him into dust, then feed the dust to the wolves. Then blow up the wolves.\\
'''Ace''': I'm going to burn him to ashes, turn the ashes into ink, paint him burning alive, and then burn the painting.
** Eventually, they decide on a punishment for Luffy. If they have to go through being chased by lovesick Amazons, then so does he. And so Boa Hancock joins the chase as the three ASL brothers run from their predators--er, pursuers.
* Jewelry Bonney gloating to the other Supernovas that she's the only one that's allowed to set foot on Amazon Lily, and directly partake in the food and festivities. When Bartolomeo protests, Hancock points out that the fact she allowed them to see the island is enough of thanks from her.
* As a CallBack to whatever he did on Kyouka Island, [[NunTooHoly Urouge]] had to be restrained to his ship's mast to prevent him from setting foot on Amazon Lily.
** [[TheStoic Hawkins]] shares Urouge's regret that he cannot enjoy Amazon Lily. When he mentions how much [[ChickMagnet tail]] his mystic personality and "nimble fingers" gets, Bartolomeo starts howling to be let on the island too to not lose to the voodoo-man.
* Koby and Helmeppo persuade Garp into joining them since it will likely give Sengoku "another twenty heart attacks."
** Garp tries to tell them that since he's retired now, instead of calling him "sir" they can call him "Mr. Monkey"... and then grimaces along with them as he realizes that's terrible.
* In the newspaper for the epilogue, one of the new recruits for the Black side of the Black and White war is [[YouOweMe "That two-timing asshole who still owes me 1,000" Gato Garome]] with a threat to pay up or the writer will "start getting creative".
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[[folder: Specials]]
!! Christmas Special (Between Drum Island and Alabasta)
* Soundbite making good on his side-role as Zoro's Sea-King alarm clock.
* The snowball fight between the Dumbass Trio.
** And the rest doing their best to get out of it. Carue almost doesn't.
---> '''Carue:''' ''WET ME IN YOU MOWONS, BEFOW THEY FWEEZE ME FUCKIN' SOWID!''
* A look at Christmas around the world:
** Rika still doesn't get the idea of savory onigiri with salt - her Christmas onigiri for the Marine base [[CordonBleughChef has cinnamon and sugar]].
** Gaimon, his island of animals, and his special coconut eggnog.
** Carrot, Pepper and Onion's caroling, as well as Merry's opinion of it.
---> '''Merry:''' It was a little bit off key, in my opinion!\\
'''Kaya:''' Oh, don't listen to that old goat. In my opinion, I think he might be going a little deaf in one ear, if you know what I mean.\\
'''Merry:''' IHeardThat!
** Patty messing up the Christmas pudding because it was Sanji's job to stir it.
*** And Johnny and Yosaku coming to the Baratie flush with cash... [[BrickJoke because a Billion beris fell out of the sky on their heads]].
** Nojiko showing that her sister's MoneyFetish has rubbed off on her.
** Smoker's crew putting mistletoe all over the ship ([[TheSmurfettePrinciple probably because of their sole female Chief Petty Officer]]), up until Smoker threatens to shove them all in the ship's sole prison cell.
** Miss Goldenweek enjoying Christmas tea with Dorry and Broggy... and forcing the Mr. 5 pair to enjoy it with them.
** Wiper binds and gags Aisa and uses her as the replacement for their broken Christmas Star. What did she do to earn this? Sneaking out to Upper Yard to gather Vearth, accepting a gift of roasted almonds from the Skypiean Conis rather than fighting to the death as a Shandoran should, and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking using her Mantra to figure out where they were hiding the Christmas presents.]] [[ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne That last one is what makes Laki think the punishment is appropriate.]]
*** And none of that stops [[HypocriticalHumor Wiper from enjoying the almonds himself]].
** Foxy using his powers to [[TimeStandsStill freeze several bags of cocoa powder]] that Hamburg chucks at him. Too bad he's still standing in the same place when the effect wears off.
** Water 7:
*** Paulie getting swindled by Zambai about a Yagara Bull race. Lucci [[LampshadeHanging lampshades]] it.
----> '''Lucci''' ''(via Hattori)'': You had no idea... that Zambai... of the Franky Family... was lying to you.
*** Franky being the one to distribute the presents this year, with a Yagara-pulled cart that actually drives on the rooftops. Much to Iceburg's concern.
----> '''Franky:''' HO HO HO! MERRY CHRISTMAS! MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU ALL! I REALIZE THAT I'M ALWAYS IN THE MOOD FOR THE HOLIDAYS, BUT THIS YEAR, I'M FEELIN' EVEN ''JOLLY-AH!''\\
'''Iceburg:''' That one was weak, Franky! And either get that sleigh of yours to actually fly or drive it on the streets! Next year, ''you'll'' be the one paying for retiling almost a hundred rooftops!\\
'''Franky:''' CRAM IT UP YOUR STOCKING, ICE-FOR-BRAINS!
*** [=CP9=] sharing a little InJoke, when Blueno, as a Christmas present, gives Lucci a bag of catnip. A SpitTake and {{Corpsing}} from Kaku and Kalifa ensues, and [[LaughThemselvesSick Hattori doesn't even try]] [[EtTuBrute to hold it in]].
** Perona "encouraging" Absalom and Hogback to wear her [[HomemadeSweaterFromHell Christmas sweaters.]]
** Ace having a DrinkingContest with Whitebeard... only for his [[{{Sleepyhead}} narcolepsy]] to kick in.
** Shanks sending Christmas gifts to his fellow superpowers: wine for Mihawk, sake for Kaidou, rum for Whitebeard, soda for Big Mom, whiskey for Garp... and nitroglycerine for the Five Elder Stars.
---> '''Shanks:''' Well, it's not Christmas without a good gag-gift, is it?\\
''(Rayleigh makes to say something)''\\
'''Shanks:''' For the last time, Old Man, I'm 100% positive that I'm not a D!\\
'''Rayleigh:''' Psh. Could have fooled me.
** Sabo setting up mistletoe where he knows Koala will pass. Unfortunately, Koala catches him. Let's just say that Fishman Karate practitioners are very good at giving black eyes.
*** [[NotSoAboveItAll And then Dragon advises him to try again next year.]]

!! 1000th Review Special (Between Alabasta and Jaya)
* Luffy giving enough of a JumpScare to Cross to startle him off the crow's nest and into the water.
** And Cross's irate pursuit of him all around the Merry.
* When Cross gets into the dining room and finds everyone waiting with a surprise party, there's only one thing that sticks in his mind: [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness Nico Robin is wearing a party hat]].
* Another of Usopp's tall tales, another of Chopper's MadScientist ramblings, and another of Usopp's panicked reactions that unravel the whole thing.
* And right after Cross blows out the candles on his cake, someone falls out of the air in front of them and splatters everyone. Nami only has one thing to say:
--> '''Nami:''' Cross... I want you to know, in no uncertain terms, that there is absolutely no version of this where this ''isn't'' your fault.
** And that someone is still sleeping!
* Everyone's reactions when they realize who that someone is: Wyvern, a future version of Cross, courtesy of B.R.O.B.!
** And Cross's exasperation when his future self refuses to give any spoilers.
---> '''Cross:''' Oh, hell no, you're [[Series/DoctorWho River Song]]-ing me?! ''Seriously!?''
* The interruption of the crew of idiots that is the Bleeding Heart Bounty Hunters.
** Just the entirety of their mindset. They distrust the WG, so they don't believe that Vivi had committed treason, and they're convinced that all pirates are evil, so Vivi would never work with them willingly. Ergo, they kidnapped her. InsaneTrollLogic at its finest.
---> '''Wyvern:''' Every bit the stubborn, ignorant 'all pirates are evil' stance that Nami had before she joined, while ''also'' not trusting the World Government, while ''also'' adopting their 'tar them with the same brush' attitude. The {{Doublethink}} is actually kind of impressive.
** And their signature weapon fits in perfectly with the RuleOfCool world of ''One Piece'': a cannon that {{Human Cannonball}}s their crew onto the enemy ship!
** Fully convinced that Princess Vivi had been kidnapped and brainwashed, the [[MoodDissonance kindly air]] that the bounty hunters give off towards Vivi is somewhat [[StalkerWithACrush creepily]] amusing.
** And even after Vivi makes it clear she's here of her own free will, the bounty hunters are still fully convinced she's been brainwashed, especially when she sees their apparent leader, a big guy who acts like a kid playing KnightInShiningArmor. His sheer exuberance and idiocy [[RageBreakingPoint hits Vivi's last nerve]], and she proceeds to [[BewareTheNiceOnes leap on him]] and [[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown try to tear his face off with her bare hands.]] Everyone else is extremely bemused.
---> '''Usopp:''' Uh... shouldn't we do something?\\
'''Carue:''' When Vivi gets wike 'dat? Fat chance! Da wast time she got wike dis, da ashashin wath in twaction fo' weeks!
*** Robin offers to [[PassThePopcorn go get a snack while they watch]].
*** The Kung Fu Dugongs talk about how a novice is a true danger to a master, which leads Raphey to bring up someone named [[Franchise/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles April]], who Boss describes as neither having skill nor a desire to learn. And whoever she is in this universe, she isn't a Dugong.
** And after Vivi is finished [[CurbStompBattle making their leader eat decking]] (with Sanji's help), she realized what she just did.
---> '''Vivi:''' Uh, how much did you guys see?\\
'''Soundbite:''' '''ENOUGH TO BE TERRIFIED,''' ''yet still know we have blackmail MATERIAL!''\\
'''Luffy:''' That was really cool!\\
'''Vivi:''' Kill me...
* After Wyvern disappears back to his own time, Mikey asks if they'll ever see him again. ''Everyone'', even [[IdiotHero Luffy]], gives him a BlankStare, and no less than four {{Dope Slap}}s.

!! Omatsuri Island
In the story's mother of all NightmareFuel events, there are still a handful of amusing events, though YMMV on whether they only make things ''worse''.
* This exchange between Cross and DJ Gappa:
--> '''Gappa:''' Who, me '[[VerbalTic pu]]?\\
'''Cross:''' Yes, '[[ToiletHumor you-poo]]'!
* [[GeneralRipper Admiral Akainu]] does not have a good day, being the [[JerkassWoobie victim of]] [[OvershadowedByAwesome Garp and Sengoku]] several times. Once is when he almost starts an argument with Sengoku about whether goats are a viable choice for pets. One invocation of [[AwesomenessIsAForce Conqueror's Haki]] and Akainu just whispers, "...withdrawn."
* With the revelation of the Lily Carnation's [[EldritchAbomination true nature]] all sound in Sengoku's office dies. Then-
--> '''Coby:''' Permission to faint on the spot, sir?\\
'''Helmeppo:''' Ditto?\\
'''[[NotSoAboveItAll Akainu]]:''' Granted.
* [[FriendlyEnemies Crocodile and Magellan]] are drinking in Impel Down and running a commentary on the events as they occur.
* The real kicker is when Chapter 36 reveals why the Straw Hats never reference the events of the special again: [[ThatDidntHappen They all collectively agreed that it was just a bad nightmare they had.]] This is despite the fact that Kokoro's frustrated questioning means it was ''very real''.

!![[{{Crossover}} The Awe-Inspiring]] [[VideoGame/KanColle Kan-Colle]] [[{{Crossover}} Affair]]
* Even before the madness could begin, the opening blurb is a rule as though it was written by the game's Admiral.
--> '''Rule 1183: Under no circumstances are unknown shipgirls flying the skull and crossbones to be brought to base. It's not worth it.'''
* [[AloofDarkHairedGirl Nagato]] is in her full "[[CutenessProximity Nagamon]]" form when near [[CuteBruiser Merry]], complete with AndCallHimGeorge, ImTakingHerHomeWithMe and MarshmallowHell galore. Then there's her reactions to [[TokenMiniMoe Hoppo-]][[CreepyChild chan]].
* Merry fiercely rejects staying at the Marine base... until she's bribed with cookies by Ooyodo. In the meantime, she settles for the [[ExtremeOmniGoat Admiral's pants]], much to his chagrin and Ooyodo's humor.
* Everything Merry does during her stay.
** Teaching various dirty sea shanties to [=DesDiv6=]. The Admiral even makes it a rule forbidding teaching destroyers such songs.
** Setting up a gambling operation with [=DesDiv11=], only to be caught attempting to cheat.
*** The Admiral attempts to make it a rule to not set up such operations [[NotSoAboveItAll without inviting him]], only to think twice and include an addendum to not make such operations at all.
** Setting up two bootleg distilleries with [=DesFlot24=] and [=DesDiv24=] (one on purpose which makes rum and other she rejected which makes sake). The Admiral sets up yet another rule to get rid of the stills.
* When the Straw Hats finally arrive, they try to fake being part of their world's Marines, only to get caught when a female (likely Vivi) talks about the ruse as Cross is transmitting.
* Before Nagato could attack the Straw Hats, Merry immediately latches onto her face, [[Franchise/{{Alien}} face-hugger style]], and wails on her.
* Yamato's HumiliationConga. Her turret gets held in place by Franky grabbing it tightly in his hand causing her to misfire, next Conis sends her reeling with a bazooka shot, Chopper then forces a chemical down her throat that causes her to vomit, and finally Cross has Soundbite use Gastro-Blast which finally sends her down for the count.
* Afterwards, Cross notices Imuya and Goya staring at them out of the water. He and Soundbite [[SlasherSmile grin at them]], causing the two subs to retreat in fear. [[NoodleIncident Apparently, the Straw Hats encountered Kitakami and Iku prior to their arrival]] [[CurbstompBattle and utterly curbstomped them to the horror of the rest of the sub fleet]]. Cross ends up using Lassoo to defeat them easily as they run.
* Nagato is finally defeated... [[PuppyDogEyes by Merry pulling a cute innocent routine at her]], which causes "Nagamon" to give [[HighPressureBlood the mother of all]] [[{{Nosebleed}} nosebleeds]] before passing out from euphoria.
* An unlucky [[AHeadAtEachEnd Re-class]] attempted to attack the Straw Hats as they made their way out. Note the word ''attempted''. She later shows up pleading to the Admiral to be allowed to stay, soon joined by Hoppo-chan ''and'' Nagato also pleading for her to stay.
* The Admiral himself is reeling from all the damage reports left by both Merry's stay and the Straw Hats' attack. The last straw is a final personal message courtesy of [[JerkassGods B.R.O.B.]].
--> ''Wait until she comes back for a playdate when she's all grown up! -B.R.O.B.''
* The Admiral proposing marriage to Ooyodo after the message, only for [[IncomingHam Kongou]] to grab him and take him for her own from a ''vent''. This causes Ooyodo to finally crack and [[INeedAFreakingDrink invite Nagato and the Abyssals for a drink]].

!! Skelter Bite: A Typical Day
Set on the [[MeaningfulRename former hell Thriller Bark.]]
* When woken, Lola falls out of bed, face first.
* Vice Admiral Jonathan, of all people, suggested Lola wear rabbit ears around the Island. Which she does.
** Paulie, upon seeing the ears, immediately legs it.
* Lola has a ''butler'' who makes excellent food but [[LethalChef awful coffee]], which she feeds to her plant. Hilariously, the plant seems to be ''thriving''.
* The various uses of Oars's bones, from the [[{{Pun}} Humorous Humerus Comedy Clubs]] to a skull headquarters.

!! The ''This Bites!'' Halloween Holiday Not-So-Horrorshow!
* A {{Crossover}} between ''Fanfic/ThisBites'' (ie ''Manga/OnePiece'') and ''WesternAnimation/TheNightmareBeforeChristmas''. What isn't funny about that?
* The opening is an introduction straight out of ''[[Series/TheTwilightZone1959 The Twilight Zone]]'' which turns out to be Robin in a suit and tie until Cross dope-slaps her for TemptingFate and to stop using Soundbite to listen to the radio adaptation of the show. The trolling snail mentions that he was just about to introduce her to ''Podcast/WelcomeToNightVale''.
* B.R.O.B.'s little trick/treat upon the Straw Hats and their New World Mason allies upon arriving in Halloween Town: Having them all BecomingTheCostume during their stay. The first seen upon waking up? Robin has become DeliberatelyMonochrome due to her Rod Serling-style outfit, Cross is turned into a real zombie and Soundbite is now mobile as a snail/spider hybrid.
* The various hijinx the TB!Straw Hats and the Masons have in Halloween Town. These include:
** When [[{{Troll}} Soundbite]] decides to use his [[BigCreepyCrawlies new form]] to mess with Cross, namely by crawling right onto his face. Cross's perfectly rational response is to rip his own head off and toss it as far away as possible in a blind panic.
** Upon being told about where they are and the fact that Cross is basically undead now, Tashigi finally has an opportunity to let out all her pent-up frustration at him, starting with driving Shigure through his skull and that's just the beginning.
** Nami has become a version of [[TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons Tiamat]] with all 5 heads representing a facet of her personality; Especifically her UncontrollableRage, [[OnlySaneMan her reason]], her MoneyFetish, her navigational knowledge and her weather knowledge. She currently set up a DragonHoard in Town Hall with [[SplitPersonality the Mayor]] in a dither over her hoarding.
** Hina is dressed as [[WesternAnimation/SleepingBeauty Maleficent]] ([[ThirdPersonPerson and still keeping her tic of referring to herself only as the sorceress for now]]) and trying to be the voice of reason with the Tiamat!Nami and the Mayor.
** Rob Lucci (as a vampire), Hattori (as a bat), and Kalifa (as a mermaid) hanging out with the Four Vampire Brothers. As the quartet extol about drinking blood from the worst dregs of society, Hattori notes a flask and wonders whose blood it is. The youngest Brother says it's full of maple syrup, claiming blood is blood even if it doesn't come from humans. The Jormungandr trio is left speechless.
** Robin hands Tashigi some keys with the notion she could use them to turn Cross into roadkill. The ditzy swordswoman grabs them enthusiastically only to realize later that Robin is Cross's "sister" after all and she just got punked.
** Dr. Finkelstein sets up a scene straight out of ''Literature/{{Frankenstein}}'' with Merry (as a cyborg) & Usopp (as a hockey-masked, hook-handed killer) [[TheIgor as his assistants]] (even though the sniper's hockey mask is attached to his face and the aforementioned HookHand) and Franky as "the Monster".
*** Bonus points for the MadScientist claiming that he wants to examine Franky's body and says that due to the lack of actually live subjects, his anesthetics have long since expired. To remedy this, Finkelstein actually set up a ceramic hand on a spring to come down from the lab's ceiling and gives Franky a double dope-slap behind the head that knocks him out.
** The Ex-Baroque Works agents alongside Vivi are having a tea party using the Two Witches' potions as beverages, [[ForcedTransformation causing the formers to turn into a variety of animals]], while the latter remains furious, not due to the potions but because she wanted to dress up as one of [[Myth/EgyptianMythology the Alabastan pantheon deities]] and B.R.O.B. chose ''[[NeverSmileAtACrocodile Sobek]]'', making her into a literal Crocodile, bringing bad memories of the ex-Warlord and traitor. The witches propose giving her potions to change her appearance but each one just turns her into a different reptile, ending up as a NotZilla for her troubles.


!! Canon Omakes
* Meanwhile...
** Two days after the Enies Lobby incident, Doflamingo is back in Dressrosa after dealing with two of the four Emperors, heading back to his throne room while Trebol and Diamante try to head him off. Doflamingo knows perfectly well that the Straw Hats' antics at Enies had led to them throwing a party while he was away, but [[TemptingFate he is too exhausted and entertained to get mad]]... until he sees that the party guests included ''the Red-Haired pirates''.
** Doflamingo's reaction also sells it: he has to close and open the doors [[DoubleTake twice]] to be sure he's seeing what he's seeing.
** Remember when the WG said that Shanks was on a "rampage"? Turns out it's just their term for a Red-Haired pirate party.
** A few minutes into the exchange, Pica appears to tell Trebol and Diamante he's finished fixing the city... [[RightBehindMe right behind Doflamingo's back]].
** And just as we think Doflamingo can't get any more pissed, Vergo, who's supposed to be elsewhere and undercover, walks in. One DeathGlare from his boss later and he's walking right out.

* The Battle of Kinpaku Island
** Tashigi trying to convince Hina to [[ExtraOreDinary produce some metal cages]] to [[CutLexLuthorACheck melt down to deal with their metal expenses]], while Hina is refusing on the grounds that she isn't meant to be a human steel quarry.

* Warm Front:
** Lil sitting on a chandelier, [[PassThePopcorn licking a lollipop]] and watching her papa rage around his reduced collection.
*** How did she get up there in the first place? By bribing the Fierce Penguins with the location of Don Accino's sake stash, she got them to throw her up there!
*** The kicker? Despite how apathetic she is usually, she's still a kid, and thus, scared of heights.
** A look at the Giant Squad of the Marines, fully named for the occasion. Especially considering how ''bored'' they all are from their blockade of Alabasta.
*** [[OverlyLongName Vercingetorix]] (Vin for short) is a little sensitive about his name's length. Maginot ribbing him about it and whether he's CompensatingForSomething doesn't help matters.
*** De Lis, the squad's [[TheSmurfettePrinciple sole female member]], fulfilling every ''One Piece'' female's role as the OnlySaneWoman and dealing {{Megaton Punch}}es to keep everyone else in line.
** After the Accinos bluff their way past the Giant Squad on the grounds of entering Alabasta to capture Chaka and Pell for their bounties, with permission from the Marine higher-ups, it takes the Giants [[DelayedOhCrap two whole days before they even entertain the idea that they'd been duped]].
*** And when De Lis calls HQ for confirmation, she gets Garp saying that the Accinos never did make any requests.
----> '''Garp:''' [[JokeAndReceive Why, did they trick you into letting them into Alabasta or something?]]\\
'''De Lis:''' ''(EyeTwitch)'' Um... well...\\
''({{Beat}})''\\
'''Garp:''' ...You did, didn't you.
*** And considering what [[IllNeverTellYouWhatImTellingYou Garp recently did himself on the SBS]], [[HypocriticalHumor De Lis isn't amused in the least]].
----> '''De Lis:''' [[SuddenlyShouting I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT FROM YOU]], MR. I-REVEALED-THAT-THE-REVOLUTIONARY-HAD-A-SON-WHO'S-THE-STRONGEST-ROOKIE-ON-THE-SEAS!
*** Lacroix realizes that this will make everyone in command much warier of them, so he figures they might as well mutiny and joing the Giant Pirates.
---->'''Maginot:''' So, then, [[WhoWillBellTheCat who's going to issue the declaration of mutiny?]]\\
'''Everyone (Vercingetorix a little slower):''' ... Not it!\\
'''Vercingetorix''': Shit.
[[/folder]]

[[BrickJoke During the Christmas episode, it turns out a billion berries ''did'' fall from the sky... onto Johnny and Yusaku.]]

** Said group includes Sanji, who’s shouting for his lovelies; Conis, who’s shouting for her friends; Mikey, who’s shouting for a good fight; and [[OnlySaneMan Usopp]], [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers who’s crying that the noise is attracting so much danger]].

** Shanks sending Christmas gifts to his fellow superpowers: wine for Mihawk, sake for Kaidou, rum for Whitebeard, soda for Big Mom, whiskey for Garp... and [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers nitroglycerine for the Five Elder Stars]].

* Cross gets Nami and Zoro to exchange sake to declare them BloodBrothers, only to accidentally use [[GargleBlaster COMRADE-Grade South Blue vodka]], something that even Nami and Zoro find overwhelmingly strong.

* [=MI4=] decide to have {{Code Name}}s based off the Western Zodiac, and [[CigarChomper Smoker]] gets the codename [[IronicNickname Cancer]].

** And when they finally catch him, they’re suddenly interrupted by a yeti (Chopper) who’s incensed that they're straining their injuries (and making him do the same).

** And then Crocus posits that Cross's weak constitution is due to inbreeding. Cross makes sure Nami doesn't spread that fact to the rest of the crew.

'''Soundbite''': ''[[MeaningfulName D:]]'' '''[[IncrediblyLamePun all of the above!]]'''\\

* Luffy calls T-Bone "[[IncrediblyLamePun Steak-man]]". Even Zoro [[FacePalm Facepalms.]]

** Luffy asks if Brook poops, and Mikey joins in with [[IncrediblyLamePun the skull jokes]]. While Raphey gives the latter two the {{Dope Slap}}s, Funkfreed is the one that does it to Luffy - so hard that his head is squished into his chest.

** Then, after Cross explains ''why'' he didn't tell the crew about the other options (they wouldn't be able to get away from Sengoku's taskforce and Cross knew there were other options, he didn't know ''what'' or ''where'' they were and all of the crew most likely would have died whereas with the Knock-Up Stream, only ''some'' of them would have died), Cross looks back at Wiper, detecting him being smug under his mask and is the middle of asking Wiper what he's so smug about when Vivi directs Robin to chop Cross in the throat again.

* When Cross sees Judge Baskerville, he simply can’t resist making an in-joke