History Funny / TheYoungOnes

16th Apr '16 12:33:21 AM mlsmithca
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* When the drunken vicar (played by Monty Python's TerryJones) turns up, we get this gem:

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* When the drunken vicar (played by Monty Python's TerryJones) Creator/MontyPython's Creator/TerryJones) turns up, we get this gem:



-->'''Rick''':''(singing)''Funk to funky, we know Major Tom's a junkie.
-->'''Vicar''':''(Grabs Rick by the lapels of his blazer and head buts him, knocking him into the open grave)'' Shut up!

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-->'''Rick''':''(singing)''Funk -->'''Rick''': ''(singing)'' [[Music/DavidBowie Funk to funky, we know Major Tom's a junkie.
-->'''Vicar''':''(Grabs
junkie...]]
-->'''Vicar''': ''(grabs
Rick by the lapels of his blazer and head buts him, knocking him into the open grave)'' Shut up!
28th Mar '16 7:57:47 AM bookwormgirlLH
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-->'''Rick''':''(singing')'Funk to funky, we know Major Tom's a junkie.
-->:'''Vicar''':''(Grabs Rick by the lapels of his blazer and head buts him, knocking him into the open grave)'' Shut up!
-->:'''Rick''': Help! I've fallen into a gwave!
-->:'''Vyvyan''': Brilliant! Let's fill it in!

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-->'''Rick''':''(singing')'Funk -->'''Rick''':''(singing)''Funk to funky, we know Major Tom's a junkie.
-->:'''Vicar''':''(Grabs -->'''Vicar''':''(Grabs Rick by the lapels of his blazer and head buts him, knocking him into the open grave)'' Shut up!
-->:'''Rick''': -->'''Rick''': Help! I've fallen into a gwave!
-->:'''Vyvyan''': -->'''Vyvyan''': Brilliant! Let's fill it in!
28th Mar '16 7:54:58 AM bookwormgirlLH
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*When the drunken vicar (played by Monty Python's TerryJones) turns up, we get this gem:
-->'''Vicar''': Ashes to ashes-
-->'''Rick''':''(singing')'Funk to funky, we know Major Tom's a junkie.
-->:'''Vicar''':''(Grabs Rick by the lapels of his blazer and head buts him, knocking him into the open grave)'' Shut up!
-->:'''Rick''': Help! I've fallen into a gwave!
-->:'''Vyvyan''': Brilliant! Let's fill it in!
17th Feb '16 12:55:23 AM mlsmithca
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* Mike's new room has Music/BuddyHolly in it, trapped in the ceiling by his parachute. Mike plans to get rich off of the songs Holly written based off his new insect diet, only for Holly's parachute to break, causing Holly to plummet to the floor. Mike, unfazed, grabs his guitar, thinking he can make a few bucks off of it.
* Neil sees Mike carrying a bag to the cellar, which he thinks is full of washing, and reminds him of the house's People's Charter: "None of the guys, right, no matter what, like, not even if they've been eaten by wild dogs...[[note]] Vyvyan's addition.[[/note]] shall go to the laundrette without first collecting all the other guys' dirty gear." Mike reminds him of Clause 83: "Except for Mike."



* Mike's new room has {{Music/BuddyHolly}} in it, trapped in the ceiling by his parachute. Mike plans to get rich off of the songs Holly written based off his new insect diet, only for Holly's parachute to break, causing Holly to plummet to the floor. Mike, unfazed, grabs his guitar, thinking he can make a few bucks off of it.
* The house rules:
-->"No member of the house, even if attacked by rabid dogs (Vyvyan's addition), can take their clothes to the Laundromat with taking everyone else's*."
** "* Except for Mike."

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* Mike's new room has {{Music/BuddyHolly}} in it, trapped in the ceiling by his parachute. Mike plans to get rich off of the songs Holly written based off his new insect diet, only for Holly's parachute to break, causing Holly to plummet to the floor. Mike, unfazed, grabs his guitar, thinking he can make a few bucks off of it.
* The house rules:
-->"No member of the house, even if attacked by rabid dogs (Vyvyan's addition), can take their clothes to the Laundromat with taking everyone else's*."
** "* Except for Mike."



** Then their homicidal landlord starts breaking into the room, and Neil suggests that they ''could'', maybe, consider eating '''him''' instead.

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** Then their homicidal landlord * Jerzi Balowski starts breaking into the room, and Neil suggests that they ''could'', maybe, consider eating '''him''' instead.



* The character-swap scene. Just switching their clothes (especially with the shortest character taking the tallest characterís role) would have been funny in itself, but the fact that [[StylisticSuck they deliberately play their new characters piss-poorly]] takes the gag up to hilarious.

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* The character-swap scene. Just switching their clothes (especially with the shortest character actor, Christopher Ryan, taking the role of Neil, usually played by the tallest characterís role) actor, Nigel Planer) would have been funny in itself, but the fact that [[StylisticSuck they deliberately play their new characters piss-poorly]] takes the gag up to hilarious.hilarious. The scene also doubles as a CastingGag.



** It also doubles as a CastingGag.



** Neil fills up the water jug with his own piss and then it's then thrown at the Footlights team.

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** Neil * The payoff of Neil's PottyEmergency: he fills up the water jug with his own piss and then it's then thrown at the Footlights team.



* Neil's letter (written by committee) to his bank manager:

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* Neil's letter (written by committee) to his bank manager:manager. Vyvyan explains that "dear" sounds too much like "Will you go to bed with me?", and "love" means "Come get it like a bitch funky sex machine!" With further input from Mike and Rick, the letter manages to be both straight to the point and completely roundabout at the same time:



** As well as Vyvyan explaining that "dear" sounds too much like "Will you to go bed with me?" and "love" means "come get it like a bitch funky sex machine!"



-->'''Ghost:''' No need to get aggressive.
-->'''Rick:''' ''[Hysterically screaming in Neil's face]'' '''I AM NOT! GETTING! ''AGGRESSIIIIIIIIIVE!'''''
-->'''Neil:''' ''[Unflinching]'' You are, Rick. [[ComicallyMissingThePoint I can sense it]].

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-->'''Ghost:''' No need to get aggressive.
-->'''Rick:'''
aggressive.\\
'''Rick:'''
''[Hysterically screaming in Neil's face]'' '''I AM NOT! GETTING! ''AGGRESSIIIIIIIIIVE!'''''
-->'''Neil:'''
''AGGRESSIIIIIIIIIVE!'''''\\
'''Neil:'''
''[Unflinching]'' You are, Rick. [[ComicallyMissingThePoint I can sense it]].



* Early in the episode, Mike comes into Neil's bedroom where the others have gathered holding a fish. He asks "What's this?" to which Vyvyan replies "A fish, Mike!" He leaves, satisfied. He then comes back soon after and finishes the question "What's this fish doing in my bed." Vyvyan replies, "It's not in your bed, Mike." He then leaves and comes back without the fish. "What's this fish doing in my bed?" The others reply, in unison "''WHAT FISH''?"

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* Early in the episode, Mike comes into Neil's bedroom where the others have gathered holding a fish. He asks "What's this?" to which Vyvyan replies "A fish, Mike!" He leaves, satisfied. He then comes back soon after and finishes the question "What's this fish doing in my bed." Vyvyan replies, "It's not in your bed, Mike." He then leaves and comes back without the fish. "What's this fish doing in my bed?" The others reply, in unison "''WHAT FISH''?"



* The clueless bank robbery by the lads, which ends up working as Rick inadvertently foils a real robbery and gets the money using a water pistol.
** "I didn't get these from Tesco's, okay!"

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* The clueless bank robbery by the lads, which ends up working as Rick inadvertently foils a real robbery and gets the money using a water pistol.
** "I
pistol. The tone is set when Mike distributes the "guns" and suggests the lads don't ask questions about them:
-->'''Mike:''' Let's just say I
didn't get these from them at Tesco's, okay!"okay?\\
'''Neil:''' [[LiteralMinded I didn't get them at Tesco's, okay?]]
20th Oct '15 4:35:21 PM TheUnknownUploader
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* This joke based off camera-shaking {{Time Skip}}s:
-->''(the whole basement is wrecked)''
-->'''Rick''': I wished they'd stop doing that.
-->'''Neil''': It's to show the passage of time, Rick.
-->''(Vyvyan gets up and vomits)''
* Mike's new room has {{Music/BuddyHolly}} in it, trapped in the ceiling by his parachute. Mike plans to get rich off of the songs Holly written based off his new insect diet, only for Holly's parachute to break, causing Holly to plummet to the floor. Mike, unfazed, grabs his guitar, thinking he can make a few bucks off of it.
* The house rules:
-->"No member of the house, even if attacked by rabid dogs (Vyvyan's addition), can take their clothes to the Laundromat with taking everyone else's*."
** "* Except for Mike."


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** Someone made an ''WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddy'' version [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdgaUy6b5es here.]]
6th Oct '15 7:02:32 PM Pichu-kun
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* Neil prepares for the explosion of the bomb by reading the "incredibly helpful and informative ''Protect and Survive'' manual" and building a shelter under the kitchen table.[[note]] This episode aired at around the time studies into the effects of nuclear war were conducted which showed that the ''Protect and Survive'' manual's advice would be completely valueless in the event of a real nuclear war, as depicted in ''Film/{{Threads}}'' and ''WesternAnimation/WhenTheWindBlows''.[[/note]]

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* Neil prepares for the explosion of the bomb by reading the "incredibly helpful and informative ''Protect and Survive'' manual" and building a shelter under the kitchen table.[[note]] This episode aired at around the time studies into the effects of nuclear war were conducted which showed that the ''Protect and Survive'' manual's advice would be completely valueless in the event of a real nuclear war, as depicted in ''Film/{{Threads}}'' and ''WesternAnimation/WhenTheWindBlows''.''ComicBook/WhenTheWindBlows''.[[/note]]
25th Sep '15 10:08:51 PM mlsmithca
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* The first of [[RuleOfThree three appearances]] of the "Have we got a video?" RunningGag:

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* The first of [[RuleOfThree three appearances]] appearance of the "Have we got a video?" RunningGag:



* The RunningGag reaches its payoff when Neil shows up wearing a dress he found in Rick's room, complete with Rick's name sewn into it, and Neil and Vyvyan decide to call the police.

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* The RunningGag reaches its payoff peak when Neil shows up wearing a dress he found in Rick's room, complete with Rick's name sewn into it, and Neil and Vyvyan decide to call the police.




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* As the flashback ends, the RunningGag finds time for one final appearance:
-->'''Vyvyan:''' ''(ruefully)'' We never did get to watch the video.\\
'''Gravedigger:''' Have you got a video?\\
'''Vyvyan:''' ''(sick to death of the question)'' YES... WE'VE GOT A VID-E-O!\\
'''Gravedigger:''' ''(offended)'' I only asked!
25th Sep '15 10:04:35 PM mlsmithca
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** And even better is his sudden ego deflation immediately afterwards-

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** * And even better is his sudden ego deflation immediately afterwards-afterwards.



* [[RunningGag "Oh! Have we got a video?"]]
-->'''Vyvyan:''' ''[growing increasingly irritated each time he's asked this]'' Yes! We've got a video!
** Especially when Neil asks him, and Vyvyan responds by smashing Neil's head through the window. Neil then complains, "I don't understand! Does that mean we have one or not?"



* The first of [[RuleOfThree three appearances]] of the "Have we got a video?" RunningGag:
-->''(the sound of thumping comes from upstairs as Rick nails boards over what he thinks is Vyvyan's bedroom)''\\
'''Mike:''' What's that thumping?\\
'''Vyvyan:''' That's probably Rick doing a bit of reading. ''(gets bottle out of fridge)'' Maybe a bit of oil will do the trick?\\
'''Mike:''' What, for the video or Rick's bedspread?\\
'''SPG:''' ''(perched on top of the fridge)'' Oh! Have we got a video?\\
'''Vyvyan:''' ''(impatiently)'' Yes, we've got a video!
* Rick's discovery of the video is preceded by a misunderstanding between himself and Vyvyan:
-->'''Rick:''' VYVYAN! YOU UTTER BASTARD! WHY AREN'T YOU IN YOUR BED!?\\
'''Vyvyan:''' 'Cos I'm not going to bed tonight!\\
'''Rick:''' What do you mean you're not going to bed tonight!? How ''dare'' you not go to bed tonight! I go to all this trouble of boarding you up in your bedroom, and you don't even have the common decency to be in there!\\
'''Vyvyan:''' Don't worry, Rick, it wouldn't have worked anyway!\\
'''Rick:''' ''(sarcastically)'' And why not, ''pray?''\\
'''Vyvyan:''' I swopped rooms with Neil!\\
'''Rick:''' What?\\
'''Vyvyan:''' Well, I had to! I was sick all over ''my'' bed.\\
'''Rick:''' You listen here young man. You're going ''straight'' up to Neil's room, you're gonna pull the planks off the door, go into your bedroom, and nail yourself in! And... ''(anger gives way to confusion)'' What do you mean you're not going to bed tonight?\\
'''Vyvyan:''' Michael and I are going to indulge in an all-night orgy of sex and violence!\\
'''Rick:''' ''(disgusted)'' What, in the drawing room??\\
'''Vyvyan:''' Yeah! First we're gonna have ''Sex with the Headless Corpse of the Virgin Astronaut''.\\
'''Rick:''' ... won't the carpet get awfully sticky?\\
'''Vyvyan:''' ''(rolls eyes)'' It's a ''video nasty!''\\
'''Rick:''' It's a '''carpet, farty!'''\\
'''Mike:''' The only trouble is, we can't get the bastard to work!\\
'''Rick:''' Well, I'm not surprised, if he's dead!\\
'''Mike:''' Not the ''astronaut'', the video!\\
'''Rick:''' ''(excited)'' Oh! Have we got a video?\\
'''Vyvyan:''' ''(rolls his eyes)'' [[PunctuatedForEmphasis YES - WE'VE - GOT - A - VID-E-O!]]



* The RunningGag reaches its payoff when Neil shows up wearing a dress he found in Rick's room, complete with Rick's name sewn into it, and Neil and Vyvyan decide to call the police.
-->'''Mike:''' Guys, guys, I hate to say anything negative, but no. If the police come 'round, they'll grab hold of our nasties!\\
'''Neil:''' Ooh! ''(covers his crotch)''\\
'''Mike:''' The ''videos!''\\
'''Neil:''' Oh! Have we got a video?\\
'''Vyvyan:''' ''(to camera)'' If anyone else asks that question, I'm going to stick their head through the window.\\
'''Neil:''' Vyv? Have we got a video?\\
'''Vyvyan:''' Right. Come this way, Neil! ''(he walks across the kitchen, rips the window out of the wall, and carries it over to Neil)'' Sideways on! ''(Neil obliges, and Vyvyan smashes the window over his head)''\\
'''Neil:''' I still don't understand, does that mean we've got one or not?



-->'''Rick:''' Mr. Vampire! Don't bite me, I'm howwid, I'm ''covered'' in acne! Eat Neil, he's stwawbewwy flavoured!
* The boys trapping the vampire to the sofa, leading Mike to quip, "Thank goodness for Habitat sofa coffins!"

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-->'''Rick:''' Mr. Vampire! Don't bite me, I'm howwid, horrid, I'm ''covered'' in acne! Eat Neil, he's stwawbewwy strawberry flavoured!
* The boys trapping the vampire to in the sofa, leading Mike to quip, "Thank goodness for Habitat sofa coffins!"
24th Sep '15 10:46:04 AM mlsmithca
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'''Vyvyan:''' There's ''someone'' at the ''door'', Mike!\\
'''Neil:''' [[DuckSeasonRabbitSeason There's ''someone'' at the ''door''... Neil...]]\\

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'''Vyvyan:''' There's ''someone'' at the ''door'', Mike!\\
[[DuckSeasonRabbitSeason Mike!]]\\
'''Neil:''' [[DuckSeasonRabbitSeason There's ''someone'' at the ''door''... [[DuckSeasonRabbitSeason Neil...]]\\
20th May '15 10:33:27 PM mlsmithca
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* [[EstablishingCharacterMoment Vyvyan's first entrance]] is priceless - he [[DynamicEntry smashes through the kitchen wall]] carrying a severed leg as the other three are eating dinner. Rick shouts, "Vyvyan, you might have washed youw hands!", prompting Vyv to walk over to the kitchen sink, kick it so that it falls of the wall, and wash his hands in the water flowing through where the tap used to be.

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* [[EstablishingCharacterMoment Vyvyan's first entrance]] is priceless - he [[DynamicEntry smashes through the kitchen wall]] carrying a severed leg as the other three are eating dinner. Rick shouts, "Vyvyan, you might have washed youw your hands!", prompting Vyv to walk over to the kitchen sink, kick it so that it falls of the wall, and wash his hands in the water flowing through where the tap used to be.



'''Rick''': Yes, Vyvyan, but it was nailed to the ceiling in the living woom!

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'''Rick''': Yes, Vyvyan, but it was nailed to the ceiling in the living woom!room!



* "Crop-rotation in the 14th Century was considerably more widespread after...John." [[spoiler:"...Lloyd invented the patent crop-rotator."]]
** Rick's previous attempt to complete the above sentence from memory was "after... 1172". Which isn't even ''in'' the 14th Century.

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* "Crop-rotation in the 14th Century was considerably more widespread after...John." [[spoiler:"...Lloyd invented the patent crop-rotator."]]
**
"]] Rick's previous attempt to complete the above this sentence from memory was "after... 1172". Which isn't even ''in'' the 14th Century.
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