History Funny / TheYoungOnes

22nd Jul '16 8:45:36 PM mlsmithca
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-->'''Vicar''': Ashes to ashes-
-->'''Rick''': ''(singing)'' [[Music/DavidBowie Funk to funky, we know Major Tom's a junkie...]]
-->'''Vicar''': ''(grabs Rick by the lapels of his blazer and head buts him, knocking him into the open grave)'' Shut up!
-->'''Rick''': Help! I've fallen into a gwave!
-->'''Vyvyan''': Brilliant! Let's fill it in!
-->'''Neil''': No, we can't just bury Rik alive.
-->'''Vyvyan''': That's absolutely correct, Neil. *{{Beat}}* We better kill him first!

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-->'''Vicar''': Ashes to ashes-
-->'''Rick''': ''(singing)''
ashes-\\
'''Rick''': ''[singing]''
[[Music/DavidBowie Funk to funky, we know Major Tom's a junkie...]]
-->'''Vicar''': ''(grabs
]]\\
'''Vicar''': ''[grabs
Rick by the lapels of his blazer and head buts him, knocking him into the open grave)'' grave]'' Shut up!
-->'''Rick''':
up!\\
'''Rick''':
Help! I've fallen into a gwave!
-->'''Vyvyan''':
grave!\\
'''Vyvyan''':
Brilliant! Let's fill it in!
-->'''Neil''':
in!\\
'''Neil''':
No, we can't just bury Rik alive.
-->'''Vyvyan''':
Rick alive.\\
'''Vyvyan''':
That's absolutely correct, Neil. *{{Beat}}* ''[{{Beat}}]'' We better kill him first!
17th Jun '16 12:32:46 AM Doc_Loki
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-->'''Neil''': No, we can't just bury Rik alive.
-->'''Vyvyan''': That's absolutely correct, Neil. *{{Beat}}* We better kill him first!
30th May '16 2:02:54 PM malifee
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* During the flashback:
--> '''Rick''': Neil, the bathroom's free, unlike the country under the Thatcherite junta!
30th May '16 1:14:31 PM malifee
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* Vyvyan lighting a Molotov cocktail and saying "It's funny, but being ill makes me lose my usual tolerant and easy-going approach to communal living!" before lobbing it into Rick's bedroom.

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* Vyvyan lighting a Molotov cocktail (having ripped off the sleeve of his pyjamas and saying stuffed into a bottle to make it), commenting, "It's funny, but being ill makes me lose my usual tolerant and easy-going approach to communal living!" before lobbing it into Rick's bedroom.bedroom.
** Made funnier by how he later regrets throwing the Molotov...because it was a waste of almost an entire bottle of vodka.



* A moment of {{Literal Minded}}ness from Neil:

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* A Yet another moment of {{Literal Minded}}ness from Neil:



-->'''Vyvyan''': No! No! NO! We're not watching the bloody Good Life! Bloody bloody bloody! I hate it! [[TastesLikeDiabetes It's so bloody nice!]] Felicity "Treacle" Kendal and Richard "Sugar-Flavored-Snot" Briers! What do they do now? Chocolate bloody Button ads, that's what! They're just a couple of reactionary stereotypes, confirming the myth that everyone in Britain is a lovable, middle-class eccentric - and [[PunctuatedForEmphasis I - HATE - THEM!]]\\

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-->'''Vyvyan''': No! No! NO! We're not watching the bloody Good Life! Bloody bloody bloody! I hate it! [[TastesLikeDiabetes It's so bloody nice!]] Felicity "Treacle" Kendal and Richard "Sugar-Flavored-Snot" Briers! What do they do now? Chocolate bloody Button ads, that's what! They're just a couple of reactionary stereotypes, confirming the myth that everyone in Britain is a lovable, middle-class loveable, [[ATouchOfClassEthnicityAndReligion middle-class]] eccentric - and [[PunctuatedForEmphasis I - HATE - THEM!]]\\
16th Apr '16 12:33:21 AM mlsmithca
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* When the drunken vicar (played by Monty Python's TerryJones) turns up, we get this gem:

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* When the drunken vicar (played by Monty Python's TerryJones) Creator/MontyPython's Creator/TerryJones) turns up, we get this gem:



-->'''Rick''':''(singing)''Funk to funky, we know Major Tom's a junkie.
-->'''Vicar''':''(Grabs Rick by the lapels of his blazer and head buts him, knocking him into the open grave)'' Shut up!

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-->'''Rick''':''(singing)''Funk -->'''Rick''': ''(singing)'' [[Music/DavidBowie Funk to funky, we know Major Tom's a junkie.
-->'''Vicar''':''(Grabs
junkie...]]
-->'''Vicar''': ''(grabs
Rick by the lapels of his blazer and head buts him, knocking him into the open grave)'' Shut up!
28th Mar '16 7:57:47 AM bookwormgirlLH
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-->'''Rick''':''(singing')'Funk to funky, we know Major Tom's a junkie.
-->:'''Vicar''':''(Grabs Rick by the lapels of his blazer and head buts him, knocking him into the open grave)'' Shut up!
-->:'''Rick''': Help! I've fallen into a gwave!
-->:'''Vyvyan''': Brilliant! Let's fill it in!

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-->'''Rick''':''(singing')'Funk -->'''Rick''':''(singing)''Funk to funky, we know Major Tom's a junkie.
-->:'''Vicar''':''(Grabs -->'''Vicar''':''(Grabs Rick by the lapels of his blazer and head buts him, knocking him into the open grave)'' Shut up!
-->:'''Rick''': -->'''Rick''': Help! I've fallen into a gwave!
-->:'''Vyvyan''': -->'''Vyvyan''': Brilliant! Let's fill it in!
28th Mar '16 7:54:58 AM bookwormgirlLH
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*When the drunken vicar (played by Monty Python's TerryJones) turns up, we get this gem:
-->'''Vicar''': Ashes to ashes-
-->'''Rick''':''(singing')'Funk to funky, we know Major Tom's a junkie.
-->:'''Vicar''':''(Grabs Rick by the lapels of his blazer and head buts him, knocking him into the open grave)'' Shut up!
-->:'''Rick''': Help! I've fallen into a gwave!
-->:'''Vyvyan''': Brilliant! Let's fill it in!
17th Feb '16 12:55:23 AM mlsmithca
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* Mike's new room has Music/BuddyHolly in it, trapped in the ceiling by his parachute. Mike plans to get rich off of the songs Holly written based off his new insect diet, only for Holly's parachute to break, causing Holly to plummet to the floor. Mike, unfazed, grabs his guitar, thinking he can make a few bucks off of it.
* Neil sees Mike carrying a bag to the cellar, which he thinks is full of washing, and reminds him of the house's People's Charter: "None of the guys, right, no matter what, like, not even if they've been eaten by wild dogs...[[note]] Vyvyan's addition.[[/note]] shall go to the laundrette without first collecting all the other guys' dirty gear." Mike reminds him of Clause 83: "Except for Mike."



* Mike's new room has {{Music/BuddyHolly}} in it, trapped in the ceiling by his parachute. Mike plans to get rich off of the songs Holly written based off his new insect diet, only for Holly's parachute to break, causing Holly to plummet to the floor. Mike, unfazed, grabs his guitar, thinking he can make a few bucks off of it.
* The house rules:
-->"No member of the house, even if attacked by rabid dogs (Vyvyan's addition), can take their clothes to the Laundromat with taking everyone else's*."
** "* Except for Mike."

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* Mike's new room has {{Music/BuddyHolly}} in it, trapped in the ceiling by his parachute. Mike plans to get rich off of the songs Holly written based off his new insect diet, only for Holly's parachute to break, causing Holly to plummet to the floor. Mike, unfazed, grabs his guitar, thinking he can make a few bucks off of it.
* The house rules:
-->"No member of the house, even if attacked by rabid dogs (Vyvyan's addition), can take their clothes to the Laundromat with taking everyone else's*."
** "* Except for Mike."



** Then their homicidal landlord starts breaking into the room, and Neil suggests that they ''could'', maybe, consider eating '''him''' instead.

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** Then their homicidal landlord * Jerzi Balowski starts breaking into the room, and Neil suggests that they ''could'', maybe, consider eating '''him''' instead.



* The character-swap scene. Just switching their clothes (especially with the shortest character taking the tallest character’s role) would have been funny in itself, but the fact that [[StylisticSuck they deliberately play their new characters piss-poorly]] takes the gag up to hilarious.

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* The character-swap scene. Just switching their clothes (especially with the shortest character actor, Christopher Ryan, taking the role of Neil, usually played by the tallest character’s role) actor, Nigel Planer) would have been funny in itself, but the fact that [[StylisticSuck they deliberately play their new characters piss-poorly]] takes the gag up to hilarious.hilarious. The scene also doubles as a CastingGag.



** It also doubles as a CastingGag.



** Neil fills up the water jug with his own piss and then it's then thrown at the Footlights team.

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** Neil * The payoff of Neil's PottyEmergency: he fills up the water jug with his own piss and then it's then thrown at the Footlights team.



* Neil's letter (written by committee) to his bank manager:

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* Neil's letter (written by committee) to his bank manager:manager. Vyvyan explains that "dear" sounds too much like "Will you go to bed with me?", and "love" means "Come get it like a bitch funky sex machine!" With further input from Mike and Rick, the letter manages to be both straight to the point and completely roundabout at the same time:



** As well as Vyvyan explaining that "dear" sounds too much like "Will you to go bed with me?" and "love" means "come get it like a bitch funky sex machine!"



-->'''Ghost:''' No need to get aggressive.
-->'''Rick:''' ''[Hysterically screaming in Neil's face]'' '''I AM NOT! GETTING! ''AGGRESSIIIIIIIIIVE!'''''
-->'''Neil:''' ''[Unflinching]'' You are, Rick. [[ComicallyMissingThePoint I can sense it]].

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-->'''Ghost:''' No need to get aggressive.
-->'''Rick:'''
aggressive.\\
'''Rick:'''
''[Hysterically screaming in Neil's face]'' '''I AM NOT! GETTING! ''AGGRESSIIIIIIIIIVE!'''''
-->'''Neil:'''
''AGGRESSIIIIIIIIIVE!'''''\\
'''Neil:'''
''[Unflinching]'' You are, Rick. [[ComicallyMissingThePoint I can sense it]].



* Early in the episode, Mike comes into Neil's bedroom where the others have gathered holding a fish. He asks "What's this?" to which Vyvyan replies "A fish, Mike!" He leaves, satisfied. He then comes back soon after and finishes the question "What's this fish doing in my bed." Vyvyan replies, "It's not in your bed, Mike." He then leaves and comes back without the fish. "What's this fish doing in my bed?" The others reply, in unison "''WHAT FISH''?"

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* Early in the episode, Mike comes into Neil's bedroom where the others have gathered holding a fish. He asks "What's this?" to which Vyvyan replies "A fish, Mike!" He leaves, satisfied. He then comes back soon after and finishes the question "What's this fish doing in my bed." Vyvyan replies, "It's not in your bed, Mike." He then leaves and comes back without the fish. "What's this fish doing in my bed?" The others reply, in unison "''WHAT FISH''?"



* The clueless bank robbery by the lads, which ends up working as Rick inadvertently foils a real robbery and gets the money using a water pistol.
** "I didn't get these from Tesco's, okay!"

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* The clueless bank robbery by the lads, which ends up working as Rick inadvertently foils a real robbery and gets the money using a water pistol.
** "I
pistol. The tone is set when Mike distributes the "guns" and suggests the lads don't ask questions about them:
-->'''Mike:''' Let's just say I
didn't get these from them at Tesco's, okay!"okay?\\
'''Neil:''' [[LiteralMinded I didn't get them at Tesco's, okay?]]
20th Oct '15 4:35:21 PM TheUnknownUploader
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* This joke based off camera-shaking {{Time Skip}}s:
-->''(the whole basement is wrecked)''
-->'''Rick''': I wished they'd stop doing that.
-->'''Neil''': It's to show the passage of time, Rick.
-->''(Vyvyan gets up and vomits)''
* Mike's new room has {{Music/BuddyHolly}} in it, trapped in the ceiling by his parachute. Mike plans to get rich off of the songs Holly written based off his new insect diet, only for Holly's parachute to break, causing Holly to plummet to the floor. Mike, unfazed, grabs his guitar, thinking he can make a few bucks off of it.
* The house rules:
-->"No member of the house, even if attacked by rabid dogs (Vyvyan's addition), can take their clothes to the Laundromat with taking everyone else's*."
** "* Except for Mike."


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** Someone made an ''WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddy'' version [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdgaUy6b5es here.]]
6th Oct '15 7:02:32 PM Pichu-kun
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* Neil prepares for the explosion of the bomb by reading the "incredibly helpful and informative ''Protect and Survive'' manual" and building a shelter under the kitchen table.[[note]] This episode aired at around the time studies into the effects of nuclear war were conducted which showed that the ''Protect and Survive'' manual's advice would be completely valueless in the event of a real nuclear war, as depicted in ''Film/{{Threads}}'' and ''WesternAnimation/WhenTheWindBlows''.[[/note]]

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* Neil prepares for the explosion of the bomb by reading the "incredibly helpful and informative ''Protect and Survive'' manual" and building a shelter under the kitchen table.[[note]] This episode aired at around the time studies into the effects of nuclear war were conducted which showed that the ''Protect and Survive'' manual's advice would be completely valueless in the event of a real nuclear war, as depicted in ''Film/{{Threads}}'' and ''WesternAnimation/WhenTheWindBlows''.''ComicBook/WhenTheWindBlows''.[[/note]]
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