History Funny / TheWolverine

'''Logan:''' I didn't.

* During Logan's self surgery, he remarks to Yukio, "You're not gonna want to watch this part", which is ''borderline'' LeaningOnTheFourthWall.

-->'''Logan''': He's good.
-->'''Yukio''': He's ''alright''.

-->'''Logan''': You've got ten words--''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis TEN. WORDS.]]''--to explain to me why you, [[spoiler:the Minister of Justice, would want your fiance killed by the Yakuza]]--and if I don't like what you say, you're going through that fuckin' window.
-->'''Noburo''': You don't have the faintest idea what's going on-
-->''(Logan punches him square in the face)''
-->'''Logan''': [[NotHyperbole How many words was that?]]
-->'''Yukio''': Nine.

-->'''Noburo''': I told you the truth!
-->'''Logan''': [[ExactWords I didn't like it.]]

-->'''Yukio:''' How'd you know there was a pool down there?
-->'''Logan:''' I didn't.

--> '''Noburo''': ''(starts speaking at Yukio in Japanese)''
--> ''(Logan punches Noburo)''
--> '''Logan''': ''(after punching Noburo)'' '''English!'''

* After the TraintopBattle, Mariko and Logan end up in a love hotel. The only vacant rooms are "The Dungeon", "Nurse's Office" and "Mission to Mars." They awkwardly pick the last one.

** There's some BilingualBonus as well that makes it even more hilarious. One of the ladies says: "It feels good, right?" ("Kimochii deshou?").

* Logan sticks the chopsticks upright into his food. After Mariko gently corrects him, he did it again!
* While on the bullet train, Logan tricks a Yakuza to jump to avoid being struck by a low-hanging sign, [[spoiler: only for the unlucky bastard to get struck by a higher up sign]].

* Also in the traintop battle, the brief cut to Mariko in her [[HeadphonesEqualIsolation headphones]] while a Yakuza roars at the glass in impotent rage.

* Logan calling Noburo [[Film/{{Alien}} Nostromo]].

* The sad but funny fact that there's little Wolverine can do [[spoiler:to stop Magneto from halting him when they meet yet again during TheStinger.]]
* In the stinger, Logan is in an airport security line. Taking one look at the metal detector, he tells the TSA agent, "I'll take the pat down."

* During the FinalBattle, Wolverine takes the Silver Samurai's spare adamantium sword, activates it and utters "Hey, bub!" before beheading the armor's helmet.
* When Logan is having a rant in the bar:
--> '''Logan''' ''(aggressively)'': Go ahead, ask me were I found it. Ask me.
--> '''Red Beard''': Where did you find it?
--> '''Logan''' ''(much calmer)'': Well, funny you should ask.

-->'''Logan''': You've got ten words--''[PunctuatedForEmphasis TEN. WORDS.]]''--to explain to me why you, [[spoiler:the Minister of Justice, would want your fiance killed by the Yakuza]]--and if I don't like what you say, you're going through that fuckin' window.

-->'''Logan''': You've got ten words to explain to me why you, [[spoiler:the Minister of Justice, would want your fiance killed by the Yakuza]]--and if I don't like what you say, you're going through that fuckin' window.

-->'''Logan''': You've got ten words to explain to me why you, [[spoiler:the Minister of Justice, would want your fiance killed by the Yakuza.]] Now, if I don't like what you say, you're going through that window.

--> '''Logan''': Go ahead, ask me were I found it. Ask me.

--> '''Logan''': Well, funny you should ask.

* It's brief, but during the fight at the funeral, at one point Harada is covering Logan as he leaps into a room to take out the guys trying to get away with Mariko. Harada draws his bow and looks ready to fire a shot to help Logan...but after about ten seconds, Logan's carved up most of the guys and is already working on the rest, and Harada eases up on the bow without firing, the expression on his face clearly along the lines of, "Oh. Well, nevermind."

--> '''Logan''': ''(after punching Noburo)'' '''''English!'''''

* It's brief, but during the fight at the funeral, at one point Narada is covering Logan as he leaps into a room to take out the guys trying to get away with Mariko. Narada draws his bow and looks ready to fire a shot to help Logan...but after about ten seconds, Logan's carved up most of the guys and is already working on the rest, and Harada eases up on the bow without firing, the expression on his face clearly along the lines of, "Oh. Well, nevermind."

-->'''Logan''': You've got ten words to explain to me why you, [[spoiler: the Minister of Justice, would want your fiance killed by the Yakuza.]] Now, if I don't like what you say, you're going through that window.

-->''Logan punches him square in the face''

* During Logan's self surgery, he remarks to Yukio, "You're not gonna want to see this", which is ''borderline'' LeaningOnTheFourthWall.

* During the FinalBattle, Wolverine takes the Silver Samurai's spare sword, activates it and utters "Hey, bub!" before beheading the armor's helmet.

** Then a splash is heard offscreen, along with a nod to Film/DiamondsAreForever's Plenty O'Toole.

-->'''Noburo''': You really have no idea what is going on--

-->'''Logan''': You've got ten words.

* It's brief, but during the fight at the funeral, at one point Narada is covering Logan as he leaps into a room to take out the guys trying to get away with Mariko. Narada draws his bow and looks ready to fire a shot to help Logan...but after about ten seconds, Logan's carved up most of the guys and is already working on the rest, and Narada eases up on the bow without firing, the expression on his face clearly along the lines of, "Oh. Well, nevermind."

* Logan's entire bath-and-shave hygiene session in the Yashida residence. He later quips, "I've feel violated."

** Hugh Jackman's remarkable performace making it look a lot like trying to bathe a cat in general.

* While on the bullet train, Logan tricks a yakuza to jump to avoid being struck by a low-hanging sign, [[spoiler: only for the unlucky bastard to get struck by a higher up sign]].

* When the guards freak out over Logan setting off their metal detectors, he tells them with a completely straight face, "I had a hip replacement."

* Logan sticks the chopsticks upright into his food [[note]]Considered a no-no, as it looks like funerary incense[[/note]]. After Mariko gently corrects him, he did it again!

* Logan sticks the chopsticks upright into his food. After Mariko gently corrects him, he did it again!

* Logan's entire bath-and-shave hygiene session in the Yashida residence. He later quips, "I've been violated."

** Later, Logan throws Noburo off the balcony. A splash is heard offscreen, along with a nod to Film/DiamondsAreForever's Plenty O'Toole.

* When Logan is being patted down by Yashida's security forces, he sets off the scanners like crazy. He then casually mentions "Hip replacement", and they wave him through.