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-->'''Prez''': They're bringing them off in tandem.
-->'''Jimmy''': Eh?
-->'''Freamon''': Means one after the other, Jimmy\\
'''Jimmy''': I know what it means!
-->'''Jimmy''': Eh?
-->'''Freamon''': Means one after the other, Jimmy\\
'''Jimmy''': I know what it means!
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-->'''Jimmy''': Eh?
-->'''Freamon''':
'''Jimmy:''' Eh?\\
'''Freamon:''' Means one after the other, Jimmy\\
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'''Judge Phelan''': Are you Jesus Christ come back to Earth?\\
'''Bird:''' Um...
'''Bird:''' Um...
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'''Judge Phelan''': Phelan:''' Are you Jesus Christ come back to Earth?\\
'''Bird:''' Um...\\
'''Bird:''' Um...\\
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--> '''Bunk''': Boy, them Greeks and those twisted-ass names.
--> '''[=McNulty=]''': Hey, lay off the Greeks, they invented civilization.
--> '''Bunk''': Yeah, ass-fucking too.
--> '''[=McNulty=]''': Hey, lay off the Greeks, they invented civilization.
--> '''Bunk''': Yeah, ass-fucking too.
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--> '''[=McNulty=]''':
'''[=McNulty=]:''' Hey, lay off the Greeks, they invented
--> '''Bunk''':
'''Bunk:''' Yeah, ass-fucking too.
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-->'''Freamon''': Aim for center mass. Make sure the man goes down.
-->'''Bunk:''' No problem. I got the three on the left.
-->'''Agent Fitz''': * grins* Fuck you, assholes!
-->'''Bunk:''' No problem. I got the three on the left.
-->'''Agent Fitz''': * grins* Fuck you, assholes!
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-->'''Bunk:'''
'''Bunk:''' No problem. I got the three on the
-->'''Agent Fitz''': * grins*
'''Agent Fitz:''' ''(grins)'' Fuck you, assholes!
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* Omar in court in general. Levy tries to paint him as a unreliable witness against Bird, but Omar just keeps his cool and gets plenty of chance to show off his sharp tongue. To wit, when Levy reads his ListOfTransgressions, which includes several changes on illegal possession of weapons and a change of attempted murder, Omar has this comment:
-->'''Omar:''' ''(scoffs)'' [[ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne That wasn't no attempted murder.]]\\
'''Levy:''' ...What was it, Mr. Little?\\
'''Omar:''' I shot the boy Mike-Mike in his hind parts, that all. ''(the jury laughs)'' Fixed it so he couldn't sit right. ''(Judge Phelan barley surpresses a chuckle)''\\
'''Levy:''' Why'd you shoot Mike-Mike in his, um... "hind parts", Mr. Little?\\
'''Omar:''' Let's say we had a disagreement.\\
'''Levy:''' A disagreement over...?\\
'''Omar:''' Well, you see, Mike-Mike thought he should keep that cocaine he was slingin' and the money he was makin' from slingin' it. I thought otherwise.
-->'''Omar:''' ''(scoffs)'' [[ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne That wasn't no attempted murder.]]\\
'''Levy:''' ...What was it, Mr. Little?\\
'''Omar:''' I shot the boy Mike-Mike in his hind parts, that all. ''(the jury laughs)'' Fixed it so he couldn't sit right. ''(Judge Phelan barley surpresses a chuckle)''\\
'''Levy:''' Why'd you shoot Mike-Mike in his, um... "hind parts", Mr. Little?\\
'''Omar:''' Let's say we had a disagreement.\\
'''Levy:''' A disagreement over...?\\
'''Omar:''' Well, you see, Mike-Mike thought he should keep that cocaine he was slingin' and the money he was makin' from slingin' it. I thought otherwise.
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--> '''Judge Phelan''': Mr. Hilton, are you the second coming of our savior?
--> '''Bird''': Excuse me?
--> '''Judge Phelan''': Are you Jesus Christ come back to Earth?
--> '''Bird''': Um...
--> '''Judge Phelan''': ''[slams gavel]'' See you at sentencing.
--> '''Bird''': Excuse me?
--> '''Judge Phelan''': Are you Jesus Christ come back to Earth?
--> '''Bird''': Um...
--> '''Judge Phelan''': ''[slams gavel]'' See you at sentencing.
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--> '''Bird''':
'''Bird:''' Excuse
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'''Judge Phelan''': Are you Jesus Christ come back to
--> '''Bird''':
'''Bird:''' Um...
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* Chris and Snoop head to the corner to check up on business... and are briefly distracted when Donut passes by, behind the wheel of [[RunningGag yet another stolen SUV]].
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** One of the sailors kisses Bunk's hand as he's talking.
** You can tell that Bunk's lost it when he starts talking to one of the foreign guys, and this "language" includes the phrase "[[WesternAnimation/TheFlintstones yabba-dabba-daba-doo]]."
** You can tell that Bunk's lost it when he starts talking to one of the foreign guys, and this "language" includes the phrase "[[WesternAnimation/TheFlintstones yabba-dabba-daba-doo]]."
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** You can tell that Bunk's lost it when he starts talking to one of the foreign guys, and this "language" includes the phrase "[[WesternAnimation/TheFlintstones yabba-dabba-daba-doo]]."
** One of the sailors kisses Bunk's hand as he's talking.
** One of the sailors kisses Bunk's hand as he's talking.
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** One of the sailors kisses Bunk's hand as he's talking.
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-->'''Daniels:''' Detective? [What the hell just happened?]
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-->'''Daniels:''' Detective? [What the hell just happened?]''[to Kima]'' Detective?
** The others implore that Prez needs to write it up.
-->'''Kima:''' You wanna write on it?
-->'''Prez:''' Write on what?
-->'''[=McNulty=]''': You let one go, you gotta write. You gotta justify the use of deadly force.
-->'''Kima:''' Against a plaster wall.
-->'''Kima:''' You wanna write on it?
-->'''Prez:''' Write on what?
-->'''[=McNulty=]''': You let one go, you gotta write. You gotta justify the use of deadly force.
-->'''Kima:''' Against a plaster wall.
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** Daniels' reaction is likewise hilarious: "I'm embarrassed for you all."
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** Daniels' reaction is likewise hilarious: appropriate: "I'm embarrassed for you all."
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* Herc and Carver try the GoodCopBadCop routine on Bodie, who [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fR5xHGCJYk instantly sees through it]].
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* Herc and Carver try the GoodCopBadCop routine on Bodie, who [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fR5xHGCJYk instantly sees through it]].it and turns it against them]].
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lElf7D-An8 One scene]] has Bunk and [=McNulty=] investigate a crime scene where they only say variations of the word "fuck".
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lElf7D-An8 One The scene]] has where Bunk and [=McNulty=] investigate a crime scene where they only say variations of the word "fuck"."fuck". Better yet, despite that being the only word they say between one anothe, ''the scene still makes sense!''
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* In a nod to ''Series/HomicideLifeOnTheStreet'', Landsman is seen telling the final part of [[http://www.homebuilt.org/cmdrdata/jokes/06/0253.html a raunchy joke about a hunter raped by a bear]]. Jay is funny by default, but what really makes the scene is the silent but appalled reaction to the joke of the woman among his audience. She withdraws clearly thinking that Jay is an asshole.
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* In a nod to ''Series/HomicideLifeOnTheStreet'', Landsman is seen telling the final part punchline of [[http://www.homebuilt.org/cmdrdata/jokes/06/0253.html a raunchy joke about a hunter raped by a bear]]. Jay is funny by default, but what really makes the scene is the silent but appalled reaction to the joke of the woman among his audience. She withdraws clearly thinking that Jay is an asshole.
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--> ''[Later, once Bubbles has had his say]''
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** [=McNulty=] takes Bunk back to his place, Bunk still wearing the woman's robe. After laying Bunk down on the lower bunk of his newly installed bunk bed, [=McNulty=] asks him, incredulously, "Hey Bunk, I'll give you that burning trace evidence makes sense. But what the fuck did you plan to wear home?" Somehow, the looks they give each other are hilarious.
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** [=McNulty=] takes Bunk back to his place, Bunk still wearing the woman's robe. After laying Bunk down on the lower bunk of his newly installed bunk bed, [=McNulty=] asks him, incredulously, "Hey Bunk, I'll give you that burning trace evidence makes sense. [[DidNotThinkThisThrough But what the fuck did you plan to wear home?" home]]?" Somehow, the looks they give each other are hilarious.
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* Towards the end of "The Hunt," [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ga8MJsFtsmM D'Angelo and Wee-Bey pay a visit to Bey's house]]. Bey is really insistent in getting D'Angelo into the house, leading D'Angelo to think that he's going to be killed. As Bey goes over to turn on the lights, D'Angelo is standing in the darkness, sobbing, thinking that he's about to die... [[BaitAndSwitch and then Bey turns on the lights, revealing several aquariums, full of fish]]. Cue Bey grinning and bragging about his fish, before telling D'Angelo how to feed them.
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* Towards the end of "The Hunt," [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ga8MJsFtsmM D'Angelo and Wee-Bey pay a visit to Bey's house]]. Bey is really insistent in getting D'Angelo into the house, leading D'Angelo and the audience to think that he's going to be killed. As Bey goes over to turn on the lights, D'Angelo is standing in the darkness, sobbing, thinking that he's about to die... [[BaitAndSwitch and then Bey turns on the lights, revealing several aquariums, full of fish]]. Cue Bey grinning and bragging about his fish, before telling D'Angelo how to feed them.
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* Herc and Carver drive to juvenile detention to talk to Bodie, fantasizing about how he's going to break down when they tell him that Mahon is on his deathbed, and they are going to crack the case...just to drive right past him as he's hitchhiking, having immediately escaped after waking up in there.
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* Before this, Herc and Carver drive to juvenile detention to talk to Bodie, fantasizing about how he's going to break down when they tell him that Mahon is on his deathbed, and they are going to crack the case...just to drive right past him as he's hitchhiking, having immediately escaped after waking up in there.
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-->'''Jimmy [=McNulty=]''': Yeah fuck the jury, this is just us talking, right? It's just you, me, my partner and- ''[motions to Bodie]'' what'd you say your name was?
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-->'''Jimmy [=McNulty=]''': [[OohMeAccentsSlipping Yeah fuck the jury, this is just us talking, right? right?]] It's just you, me, my partner and- ''[motions to Bodie]'' what'd you say your name was?
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* Burrell being a SmugSnake about dismantling the Barksdale Unit tells Daniels he can keep Prez and Freamon. He has no idea those two are some of the best the unit has.
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* Burrell being a SmugSnake about dismantling the Barksdale Unit tells Daniels he can keep Prez and Freamon. He has no idea Freamon, not realizing those two are some of the best the unit has.
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** And when the secretary begins adding the Jane Does to the whiteboard, you can see the souls of the entire homicide department being crushed. And it is [[BlackComedy absolutely hilarious]]. Jay Landsman is looking at that whiteboard with the kind of face you'd normally reserve for a young boy having been told his puppy had died.
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** And when the secretary begins adding the Jane Does to the whiteboard, you can see the souls of every one of the entire homicide department detectives being crushed. And it is [[BlackComedy absolutely hilarious]]. Jay Landsman is looking at that whiteboard with specifically has the kind of face you'd normally reserve for a young boy having who's been told his puppy had died.to be put down.
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** One of the sailors kisses Bunk's hand as he was talking.
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** One of the sailors kisses Bunk's hand as he was he's talking.
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* When Omar gives Levy the "I got the shotgun, you got the briefcase" [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yu3qIakos9k rebuke]], some FacialDialogue ensues. Levy turns his face to the judge demanding some call to order, Phelan responds with a shrug and a funny face of his own which basically says "Man got a point, what do you want me to do?"
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* When Omar gives Levy the "I got the shotgun, you got the briefcase" [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yu3qIakos9k rebuke]], some FacialDialogue ensues. Levy turns his face to the judge demanding some call to order, Phelan responds with a shrug and a funny face of his own which basically says "Man "Man's got a point, what do you want me to do?"
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* The RunningGag about Valchek's valuable district surveillance van:
** The IBS has Horseface steal it from the district's parking lot, right out from under Valchek's nose. They proceed to load it into a cargo container and ship it from port to port, sending him photographs from each destination.
** When Kima comes asking for it, Valchek has to invent a lie on the spot and say that [[DoubleSpeak the Southwest]] has the van on loan. His uneasiness is priceless.
** The IBS has Horseface steal it from the district's parking lot, right out from under Valchek's nose. They proceed to load it into a cargo container and ship it from port to port, sending him photographs from each destination.
** When Kima comes asking for it, Valchek has to invent a lie on the spot and say that [[DoubleSpeak the Southwest]] has the van on loan. His uneasiness is priceless.
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** The
**As retaliation for Valchek's ticketing cars and setting up impromptu DUI checkpoints, the IBS has Horseface steal it from the district's parking lot, right out from under Valchek's nose. They proceed to load it into a cargo container and ship it from port to port, sending him photographs from each
** When Kima comes asking for it, right as Valchek receives a photograph of it from California, Valchek has to invent a lie on the spot and say that [[DoubleSpeak the Southwest]] has the van on loan. His uneasiness is priceless.
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* [=McNulty=] acts like a racist, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_00n_qttyls believing it will make a small town sheriff more amenable to helping him]]. Except that sheriff has a black girlfriend. Luckily [=McNulty=] also brought Kima along and lets her take over the negotiation, after which the sheriff comments that [=McNulty=] is "Kind of an asshole." Kima's response: "[[DeadpanSnarker For real?]]"
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* [=McNulty=] acts like a racist, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_00n_qttyls believing it will make a small town sheriff more amenable to helping him]]. Except that sheriff has a black girlfriend.wife. Luckily [=McNulty=] also brought Kima along and lets her take over the negotiation, after which the sheriff comments that [=McNulty=] is "Kind of an asshole." Kima's response: "[[DeadpanSnarker For real?]]"
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* Bodie coming to Stringer to explain Hamsterdam. Stringer listening skeptically, thinking Bodie was wired, and only replying with a beatiful movement of ears and the line "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyUoH_V9kS0 Yeah, well, you shouldn’t sell drugs]]."
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* Bodie coming to Stringer to explain Hamsterdam. Stringer listening skeptically, thinking Bodie was wired, and only replying with a beatiful movement of ears and the line "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyUoH_V9kS0 Yeah, well, you shouldn’t sell drugs]]."" This is then followed by Bodie showing his stomach is bare and then when Stringer still seems skeptical, going to unbuckle his ''pants''.
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--> "Stop, you're giving me an erection!"
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--> "Stop, "Careful, you're giving me an erection!"
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* The scene where Spiros guarantees Nick that Ziggy will beat the murder radio with their help. They are watching kids play lacrosse.
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* The scene where Spiros guarantees Nick that Ziggy will beat the murder radio rap with their help. They are watching kids play lacrosse.
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'''Stringer''': Shut the fuck up, man! This nigga too ignorant to have the fuckin' floor!
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'''Stringer''': Shut the fuck up, man! [[MovingTheGoalPosts This nigga too ignorant to have the fuckin' floor!floor]]!
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''(Stringer slaps aside the microphone and steps down to get in Poot's face)''\\
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''(Stringer slaps SLAPS aside the microphone and steps down to get in Poot's face)''\\
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJbRVXlpFEc "I don't think any of us wants to have to get a real job."]], observes Parker; after Royce, Burrell, and Demper argue over who should or shouldn't take responsibility for the out of control crime rates. After a momentary beat, everyone bursts out in tension-breaking laughter.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxsiZjHO7SA Carver posses Herc]] with the hypothetical of Herc having to have sex with a man for the reward of getting to sleep with [[Creator/MaryKateAndAshleyOlsen the Olsen twins]] afterwards. Herc spends most of the day trying to find a notch down from having sex with a man such as an old and ugly woman which finally culminates in him asking Carver, "How bout a handjob?" out of the blue whilst interviewing Poot. Poot's reaction face is what makes it. Finally, that night, as they're in the parking lot, Herc makes his pick (former Baltimore Orioles catcher Gus Triandos, because Herc feels sorry for the fact he had to catch knuckleball pitcher Hoyt Wilhelm all those years). Then Dozerman walks by:
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxsiZjHO7SA Carver posses Herc]] with the hypothetical of Herc having to have sex with a man for the reward of getting to sleep with [[Creator/MaryKateAndAshleyOlsen the Olsen twins]] afterwards. Herc spends most of the day trying to find a notch down from having sex with a man such as an old and ugly woman which finally culminates in him asking Carver, "How bout a handjob?" out of the blue whilst interviewing Poot. Poot's reaction face is what makes it. Finally, that night, as they're in the parking lot, Herc makes his pick (former Baltimore Orioles catcher Gus Triandos, because Herc feels sorry for the fact he had to catch knuckleball pitcher Hoyt Wilhelm all those years). Then Dozerman walks by:
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJbRVXlpFEc "I don't think any of us wants to have to get a real job."]], observes Parker; after Royce, Burrell, and Demper argue over who should or shouldn't take responsibility for the out of control crime rates. After a momentary beat, [[ActuallyPrettyFunny everyone bursts out in tension-breaking laughter.
laughter]].
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxsiZjHO7SA Carver posses Herc]] with the hypothetical of Herc having to have sex with a man for the reward of getting to sleep with [[Creator/MaryKateAndAshleyOlsen the Olsen twins]] afterwards. Herc spends most of the day trying tofind a notch negotiate with Carver down from having sex with a man such as to an old and ugly woman which woman. Which finally culminates in him asking Carver, "How bout a handjob?" out of the blue whilst interviewing Poot. Poot's reaction face is what makes it. Finally,
**Finally, that night, as they're in the parking lot, Herc makes his pick (former Baltimore Orioles catcher Gus Triandos, because Herc feels sorry for the fact he had to catch knuckleball pitcher Hoyt Wilhelm all those years). Then Dozerman walks by:
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxsiZjHO7SA Carver posses Herc]] with the hypothetical of Herc having to have sex with a man for the reward of getting to sleep with [[Creator/MaryKateAndAshleyOlsen the Olsen twins]] afterwards. Herc spends most of the day trying to
**Finally, that night, as they're in the parking lot, Herc makes his pick (former Baltimore Orioles catcher Gus Triandos, because Herc feels sorry for the fact he had to catch knuckleball pitcher Hoyt Wilhelm all those years). Then Dozerman walks by:
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** A short time later, Dozerman drives by Herc and Carver, mimicking the act of giving head. Carver grins while Herc just gives Dozerman a middle finger.
** Also funny is the fact that when the scene was filmed (2004), the Olsen twins were around 18 years old. It's much funnier realizing that Herc is such a creep.
** Also funny is the fact that when the scene was filmed (2004), the Olsen twins were around 18 years old. It's much funnier realizing that Herc is such a creep.
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** A short time One scene later, Dozerman drives by Herc and Carver, mimicking the act of giving head. Carver grins while Herc just gives Dozerman a middle finger.
**Also funny is the fact that when When the scene was filmed (2004), (2003-2004), the Olsen twins were around 18 years old. It's much So it's even funnier realizing that Herc is such a total creep.
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** The little hurt swelling in Cheese's voice when he replies to Bunk's mockery of his voice with, "Man, y'all some cold ass motherfuckers", especially since he legitimately believes they brought him in just to fuck with him about his dog.
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** The It's not helped by the little hurt swelling in Cheese's voice when he replies to Bunk's mockery of his voice with, "Man, y'all some cold ass motherfuckers", especially since he motherfuckers". He legitimately believes they brought him in just to fuck with him about his dog.
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-->'''Bunk Moreland''': Animal cruelty. You'll want to run wild with it. ''[Bunk and [=McNulty=] walk off while Daniels and Rhonda display epic "WFT?" looks on their faces]''
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-->'''Bunk Moreland''': Animal cruelty. You'll want to run wild with it. ''[Bunk and [=McNulty=] walk off while Daniels and Rhonda display epic "WFT?" these priceless "WTF?" looks on their faces]''
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-->'''Dealer''': Yo, you got one of these does asses?
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pso4oVc5fHk Some of the petty things the cops do to convince the dealers to move into Hamsterdam]], such as throwing their shoes down the drain, or driving them out to the forest and making them have to find their way back on foot.
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pso4oVc5fHk Some of Colvin tells the petty things the Western District cops to do whatever it takes to convince get the dealers to move their people into Hamsterdam]], Hamsterdam]]. They proceed to engage in all sorts of petty moves, such as throwing their shoes down the drain, or driving them out to the forest and making them have to find their way back on foot.
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--->'''Daniels''': "Cedric Daniels, but I usually go by Lieutenant."
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--->'''Daniels''': "Cedric Daniels, but I usually mostly go by Lieutenant."
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bi3iXYUzgDI Carvers pencil lost it's point.]]
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bi3iXYUzgDI Carvers Carver's pencil lost it's point.]]
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjzqO6UOPFQ The Shit Platitude]]:
--> "Let me tell you a story, Tommy. The first day I became mayor, they sit me down at the desk: big chair, dark wood, lots of beautiful things. I’m thinking, how much better can it get? There’s a knock at the door, in the corner of the room, and Pete comes walking in, carrying this gorgeous sieve, silver bowl, hand-chased—it was '''this''' big. ''It’s from the unions'', he says. So I think it’s a present, something to commemorate my first day as mayor...he walks over, puts it on the desk; I look down at it...it’s disgusting. I say, ''What the hell is this?'' he said, ''What the hell’s it look like?'' I said, ''it looks like shit—what do you want me to do with it?'' He says, ''eat it''... ''Eat it?'' He says, ''Yeah, you’re the mayor. You gotta eat it''. So okay, it was my first day; Pete knows more than I do...So i go at it. And just when i finish, there’s a knock on the door, and in walks Pete carrying another silver bowl. And this one from the blacks. ''This too?'' And he nods. I start eating, and when i’m finished, there’s another knock and another bowl. This one’s from the Polacks. Then after that, one from the ministers... And you know what, Tommy? That’s what it is. You’re sitting eating shit all day long. Day after day, year after year. When I realized that, I decided being a downtown lawyer and seeing my family every night made for a fine life."
--> "Let me tell you a story, Tommy. The first day I became mayor, they sit me down at the desk: big chair, dark wood, lots of beautiful things. I’m thinking, how much better can it get? There’s a knock at the door, in the corner of the room, and Pete comes walking in, carrying this gorgeous sieve, silver bowl, hand-chased—it was '''this''' big. ''It’s from the unions'', he says. So I think it’s a present, something to commemorate my first day as mayor...he walks over, puts it on the desk; I look down at it...it’s disgusting. I say, ''What the hell is this?'' he said, ''What the hell’s it look like?'' I said, ''it looks like shit—what do you want me to do with it?'' He says, ''eat it''... ''Eat it?'' He says, ''Yeah, you’re the mayor. You gotta eat it''. So okay, it was my first day; Pete knows more than I do...So i go at it. And just when i finish, there’s a knock on the door, and in walks Pete carrying another silver bowl. And this one from the blacks. ''This too?'' And he nods. I start eating, and when i’m finished, there’s another knock and another bowl. This one’s from the Polacks. Then after that, one from the ministers... And you know what, Tommy? That’s what it is. You’re sitting eating shit all day long. Day after day, year after year. When I realized that, I decided being a downtown lawyer and seeing my family every night made for a fine life."
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjzqO6UOPFQ The Shit Platitude]]:
Platitude]]. After Carcetti wins his primary (which all but guarantees he'll be Mayor in a majority Democratic Baltimore, he sits down with a former mayor named Tony, who gives some poignant and blunt advice about how being the Mayor means being the person who gets shit on when things go wrong:
--> "Let me tell you a story, Tommy. The first day I became mayor, they sit me down at the desk: big chair, dark wood, lots of beautiful things. I’m thinking, how much better can it get? There’s a knock at the door, in the corner of the room, and Pete comes walking in, carrying this gorgeous sieve, silver bowl, hand-chased—it was '''this''' big. ''It’s from the unions'', he says. So I think it’s a present, something to commemorate my first day as mayor...he walks over, puts it on the desk; I look down at it...it’s disgusting. I say, ''What the hell is this?'' he said, ''What the hell’s it look like?'' I said, ''it looks like shit—what do you want me to do with it?'' He says, ''eat it''... ''Eat it?'' He says, ''Yeah, you’re the mayor. You gotta eat it''. So okay, it was my first day; Pete knows more than I do...Soi I go at it. And just when i I finish, there’s a knock on the door, and in walks Pete carrying another silver bowl. And this one from the blacks. ''This too?'' And he nods. I start eating, and when i’m finished, there’s another knock and another bowl. This one’s from the Polacks. Then after that, one from the ministers... And you know what, Tommy? That’s what it is. You’re sitting eating shit all day long. Day after day, year after year. When I realized that, I decided being a downtown lawyer and seeing my family every night made for a fine life."
--> "Let me tell you a story, Tommy. The first day I became mayor, they sit me down at the desk: big chair, dark wood, lots of beautiful things. I’m thinking, how much better can it get? There’s a knock at the door, in the corner of the room, and Pete comes walking in, carrying this gorgeous sieve, silver bowl, hand-chased—it was '''this''' big. ''It’s from the unions'', he says. So I think it’s a present, something to commemorate my first day as mayor...he walks over, puts it on the desk; I look down at it...it’s disgusting. I say, ''What the hell is this?'' he said, ''What the hell’s it look like?'' I said, ''it looks like shit—what do you want me to do with it?'' He says, ''eat it''... ''Eat it?'' He says, ''Yeah, you’re the mayor. You gotta eat it''. So okay, it was my first day; Pete knows more than I do...So
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** Carver sets up Herc for a meeting with the politically-savvy Valchek. Valchek laughs his ass off as Herc is recounting the story to him. Herc thinks he's gonna end on some boat like [=McNulty=], while Valchek tells him he's hit the jackpot.
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** Carver sets up Herc for a meeting with the politically-savvy Valchek. Valchek laughs his ass off as Herc is recounting the story to him. Herc thinks he's gonna end on some boat like [=McNulty=], while Valchek tells him he's hit the jackpot.jackpot, and assures him that there's no way Herc doesn't get promoted off this (and if he gets punished for it, he is to go to the press).
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** Inevitably, as Valchek predicts, Herc gets summoned by Royce. As Herc is going in for his meeting, he passes the same secretary, slurping her coffee, who looks at him like she's thinking "Yeah I know you saw me suck his dick, you lil' bald nigga. Now get goin'." Then he knocks on the door to Royce's office. Pause. Then knocks again and shouts "I'm coming in!" just to make sure he's not walking in on a repeat of the past incident.
*** Herc still manages to insert a faux pas during his brief explanation of why he took the mayoral detail:
-->"If I do good here, they'll reach down to me ''[hand gesture pointing to his lower body]''..."
*** Herc still manages to insert a faux pas during his brief explanation of why he took the mayoral detail:
-->"If I do good here, they'll reach down to me ''[hand gesture pointing to his lower body]''..."
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** Inevitably, as Valchek predicts, Herc gets summoned by Royce. As Herc is going in for his meeting, he passes the same secretary, slurping her coffee, who looks at him like she's thinking "Yeah I know you saw me suck his dick, you lil' bald nigga. Now get goin'." Then he knocks on the door to Royce's office. Pause. Then office, and Royce shouts "Come in!" Herc pauses, not sure if he heard "Come in!" or "I'm coming!" not wanting a repeat of the past incident. So he knocks again and shouts again, prompting Royce to shout "Are you coming in or what?!" So Herc says, "I'm coming in!" just to make sure he's not walking in on a repeat of in, okay?" and slowly opens the past incident.
door.
*** In spite of Valchek's words about how the blowjob will be the undiscussed ElephantInTheRoom, Herc still manages to insert a faux pas during his brief explanation of why he took the mayoral detail:
-->"If I do good here, they'll reach down to me ''[hand gesture pointing to hislower body]''...crotch area]''..."
*** In spite of Valchek's words about how the blowjob will be the undiscussed ElephantInTheRoom, Herc still manages to insert a faux pas during his brief explanation of why he took the mayoral detail:
-->"If I do good here, they'll reach down to me ''[hand gesture pointing to his
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* In the middle of nowhere, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9mO5BPc190 Rawls informs Carcetti and Norman that Odell Watkins is jumping the mayor's ship.]] After they part ways, the two politicians calmly wait until Rawls can't see their ecstatic reactions and then they run as if their lives depend on it.
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* In the middle of nowhere, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9mO5BPc190 Rawls informs Carcetti and Norman that Odell Watkins is jumping the mayor's ship.]] After they part ways, the two politicians calmly wait until Rawls can't see their ecstatic reactions and then they run to the car as if their lives depend on it.
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* [[DumbasshasAPoint To general surprise (in-universe)]], Bodie shows his savviness by successfully alleging "contrapment" as a defense for his Hamsterdam business. [=McNulty=] is amused by it and when they meet the next season he greets Bodie as "Mr. Entrapment"
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* [[DumbasshasAPoint To general surprise (in-universe)]], Bodie shows his savviness by successfully alleging "contrapment" as a defense for his Hamsterdam business. [=McNulty=] is amused by it and when they meet the next season [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0kASxEyWNo he greets Bodie as "Mr. Entrapment"Entrapment"]].
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJbRVXlpFEc "I don't think any of us wants to have to get a real job."]], observes Parker; after Royce, Burrell, and Demper argue over whose fault the crime problem is. Everyone breaks into laughter after a brief beat.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxsiZjHO7SA Carver posses Herc]] with the hypothetical of Herc having to have sex with a man for the reward of getting to sleep with [[Creator/MaryKateAndAshleyOlsen the Olsen twins]] afterwards. Herc spends most of the day trying to find a notch down from having sex with a man such as an old and ugly woman which finally culminates in him asking Carver, "How bout a handjob?" out of the blue whilst interviewing Poot. Poot's reaction face is what makes it. Finally, as they're in the parking lot, Herc makes his pick (former Baltimore Orioles catcher Gus Triandos, because Herc feels sorry for the fact he had to catch knuckleball pitcher Hoyt Wilhelm all those years). Then Dozerman walks by:
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxsiZjHO7SA Carver posses Herc]] with the hypothetical of Herc having to have sex with a man for the reward of getting to sleep with [[Creator/MaryKateAndAshleyOlsen the Olsen twins]] afterwards. Herc spends most of the day trying to find a notch down from having sex with a man such as an old and ugly woman which finally culminates in him asking Carver, "How bout a handjob?" out of the blue whilst interviewing Poot. Poot's reaction face is what makes it. Finally, as they're in the parking lot, Herc makes his pick (former Baltimore Orioles catcher Gus Triandos, because Herc feels sorry for the fact he had to catch knuckleball pitcher Hoyt Wilhelm all those years). Then Dozerman walks by:
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJbRVXlpFEc "I don't think any of us wants to have to get a real job."]], observes Parker; after Royce, Burrell, and Demper argue over whose fault who should or shouldn't take responsibility for the out of control crime problem is. Everyone breaks into laughter after rates. After a brief beat.
momentary beat, everyone bursts out in tension-breaking laughter.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxsiZjHO7SA Carver posses Herc]] with the hypothetical of Herc having to have sex with a man for the reward of getting to sleep with [[Creator/MaryKateAndAshleyOlsen the Olsen twins]] afterwards. Herc spends most of the day trying to find a notch down from having sex with a man such as an old and ugly woman which finally culminates in him asking Carver, "How bout a handjob?" out of the blue whilst interviewing Poot. Poot's reaction face is what makes it. Finally, that night, as they're in the parking lot, Herc makes his pick (former Baltimore Orioles catcher Gus Triandos, because Herc feels sorry for the fact he had to catch knuckleball pitcher Hoyt Wilhelm all those years). Then Dozerman walks by:
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxsiZjHO7SA Carver posses Herc]] with the hypothetical of Herc having to have sex with a man for the reward of getting to sleep with [[Creator/MaryKateAndAshleyOlsen the Olsen twins]] afterwards. Herc spends most of the day trying to find a notch down from having sex with a man such as an old and ugly woman which finally culminates in him asking Carver, "How bout a handjob?" out of the blue whilst interviewing Poot. Poot's reaction face is what makes it. Finally, that night, as they're in the parking lot, Herc makes his pick (former Baltimore Orioles catcher Gus Triandos, because Herc feels sorry for the fact he had to catch knuckleball pitcher Hoyt Wilhelm all those years). Then Dozerman walks by:
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** Also funny is the fact that when the scene was filmed, the Olsen twins were around 18 years old. It's much funnier realizing that Herc is such a creep.
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** Also funny is the fact that when the scene was filmed, filmed (2004), the Olsen twins were around 18 years old. It's much funnier realizing that Herc is such a creep.
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** To elaborate: the MCU has overheard Cheese talking on the wire about a "dawg" he killed and felt regretful about killing. They have him brought in and interrogated. Bunk and [=McNulty=] [[OneDialogueTwoConversations are under the impression that Cheese is confessing to killing a person named "Dog"]]. It's not until Cheese mentions where the body is, "unless the SPCA comes around", that they realize he was just talking about putting his dog out of its misery in a dogfight.
** The little hurt swelling in Cheese's voice when he replies to Bunk's mockery of his voice with "Man, y'all some cold ass motherfuckers", especially since he legitimately believes they brought him in just to fuck with him about his dog.
** The little hurt swelling in Cheese's voice when he replies to Bunk's mockery of his voice with "Man, y'all some cold ass motherfuckers", especially since he legitimately believes they brought him in just to fuck with him about his dog.
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** To elaborate: the MCU has overheard Cheese talking on the wire about a "dawg" he killed and felt regretful about killing. They have him brought in and interrogated. Bunk and [=McNulty=] [[OneDialogueTwoConversations are under the impression that Cheese is confessing to killing a person named "Dog"]]."Dawg"]]. It's not until Cheese mentions where the body is, "unless the SPCA comes around", that they realize he was just talking about putting his dog out of its misery in a dogfight.
** The little hurt swelling in Cheese's voice when he replies to Bunk's mockery of his voicewith with, "Man, y'all some cold ass motherfuckers", especially since he legitimately believes they brought him in just to fuck with him about his dog.
** The little hurt swelling in Cheese's voice when he replies to Bunk's mockery of his voice
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* Kima, Lester and [=McNulty=] are photographing Drac, whom Lester says is the talkingest motherfucker ever heard on a wiretap. As proof, he plays back a tape where Drac tries to speak in code but eventually loses patience and shouts, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5BG-81hsH8 "Cocaine, nigga!"]]
** As Prez later remarks, "If that idiot worked for us, he'd be a Deputy Commissioner by now."
** The Major Crimes Unit comes up with an ingenious plan: to bust a dealer higher up the chain in hopes that Drac gets promoted and starts talking openly about Joe. When Burrell asks Daniels why he thinks Drac will get promoted even though he's a knucklehead, Daniels replies, "We do it all the time." [[ActuallyPrettyFunny Burrell can't help but chuckle]].
** As Prez later remarks, "If that idiot worked for us, he'd be a Deputy Commissioner by now."
** The Major Crimes Unit comes up with an ingenious plan: to bust a dealer higher up the chain in hopes that Drac gets promoted and starts talking openly about Joe. When Burrell asks Daniels why he thinks Drac will get promoted even though he's a knucklehead, Daniels replies, "We do it all the time." [[ActuallyPrettyFunny Burrell can't help but chuckle]].
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* Kima, Lester and [=McNulty=] are photographing Drac, whom Lester says is the talkingest motherfucker ever heard on a wiretap. As proof, he Lester plays back a tape where Drac tries to speak in code but eventually loses patience and shouts, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5BG-81hsH8 "Cocaine, "Cocaine,]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boznY_fhEiM nigga!"]]
** As Prez later remarks,"If "[[TakeThat If that idiot worked for us, he'd be a Deputy Commissioner by now."
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** The Major Crimes Unit sees Drac as an exploitable weakness, and comes up with an ingenious plan:to they'll bust a dealer higher up the chain in hopes that Drac gets promoted and starts talking openly about Joe. When Burrell asks Daniels why he thinks he's so certain that Drac will get promoted even though he's a knucklehead, Daniels replies, "We do it all the time." [[ActuallyPrettyFunny Burrell can't help but chuckle]].
** As Prez later remarks,
** The Major Crimes Unit sees Drac as an exploitable weakness, and comes up with an ingenious plan:
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-->'''Rawls:''' Bunny, you cocksucker, I gotta give it to you. A brilliant idea. Insane and illegal, but stone fucking brilliant nonetheless! After all my putting my foot up people's asses to decrease the numbers, he comes in and in one stroke gets a fucking fourteen percent decrease. Fucking shame it's going to end our careers, but still.
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-->'''Rawls:''' Bunny, you cocksucker, I gotta give it to you. A brilliant idea. Insane and illegal, but stone fucking brilliant nonetheless! After all my putting my foot up people's asses to decrease the numbers, he comes in and in one stroke gets a fucking fourteen percent decrease. Fucking shame it's going to end our careers, but still.still...
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* When Omar gives Levy the "I got the shotgun, you got the briefcase" [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yu3qIakos9k rebuke]], some FacialDialogue ensues. Levy turns his face to the judge demanding some call to order, Phelan responds with a shrug and funny face of his own which basically says "Man got a point, what do you want me to do?"
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* When Omar gives Levy the "I got the shotgun, you got the briefcase" [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yu3qIakos9k rebuke]], some FacialDialogue ensues. Levy turns his face to the judge demanding some call to order, Phelan responds with a shrug and a funny face of his own which basically says "Man got a point, what do you want me to do?"
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* When Omar gives Levy the "I got the shotgun, you got the briefcase" [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yu3qIakos9k rebuke]], some FacialDialogue ensues. Levy turns his face to the judge demanding some call to order, Phelan responds with a shrug and funny face of his own which basically says "Man got a point, what do you want me to do?"
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBdF3QUgTBo Bunk and Snoop are thinking about some pussy]].
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bi3iXYUzgDI Carvers pencil lost it's point.]]
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* Bunk tends his resignation to Landsman, dayly. Jay just drops the letter in his desk drawer without even giving it a look.
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* Bunk tends his ''daily'' resignation to Landsman, dayly.Landsman. Jay just drops the letter in his desk drawer without even giving it a look.
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* [=McNulty=] acts like a racist, believing it will make a small town sheriff more amenable to helping him. Except that sheriff has a black girlfriend. Luckily [=McNulty=] also brought Kima along and lets her take over the negotiation, after which the sheriff comments that [=McNulty=] is "Kind of an asshole." Kima's response: "[[DeadpanSnarker For real?]]"
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* [=McNulty=] acts like a racist, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_00n_qttyls believing it will make a small town sheriff more amenable to helping him.him]]. Except that sheriff has a black girlfriend. Luckily [=McNulty=] also brought Kima along and lets her take over the negotiation, after which the sheriff comments that [=McNulty=] is "Kind of an asshole." Kima's response: "[[DeadpanSnarker For real?]]"
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-->'''Rawls:''' Bunny, you cocksucker, I gotta give it to you. A brilliant idea. Insane and illegal, but stone fucking brilliant nonetheless. After all my putting my foot up people's asses to decrease the numbers, he comes in and in one stroke gets a fucking fourteen percent decrease. Fucking shame it's going to end our careers, but still.
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-->'''Rawls:''' Bunny, you cocksucker, I gotta give it to you. A brilliant idea. Insane and illegal, but stone fucking brilliant nonetheless. nonetheless! After all my putting my foot up people's asses to decrease the numbers, he comes in and in one stroke gets a fucking fourteen percent decrease. Fucking shame it's going to end our careers, but still.
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* [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness The normally crude Herc actually being polite and shy]] when asking Beadie if she'd like to get a cup of coffee with him. Carver, of course, mocks him:
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* [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness The normally crude Herc actually being polite and shy]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0daHI6NBbjY when asking Beadie if she'd like to get a cup of coffee with him. Carver, of course, mocks him:out for coffee]].
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* Ziggy walking into the local bar wearing blind man shades and a "seeing-eye-duck" wearing a diamond collar. He then says it's his attorney, he and the rest of the bar proceed to give the damn thing scotch, which only succeeds in killing it.
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* Ziggy walking walks into the local bar wearing blind man shades and a "seeing-eye-duck" wearing a diamond collar. He then says it's his attorney, he and the rest of the bar proceed to give the damn thing scotch, which only succeeds in killing it.
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** Inevitably, as Valchek predicts, Herc gets summoned by Royce. As Herc is going in for his meeting, he passes the same secretary, slurping her coffee, who looks at him like she's thinking "Yeah I know you saw me suck his dick, you lil' bald nigga. Now get goin'." Then he knocks on the door to Royce's office once. Pause. Then knocks again and shouts "I'm coming in!" just to make sure he's not walking in on a repeat of the past incident.
*** Herc still manages to insert a faux pas during his brief explanation "If I do good here, they'll reach down to me ''[hand gesture pointing to his lower body]''..."
*** The double entendre that closes the meeting:
*** Herc still manages to insert a faux pas during his brief explanation "If I do good here, they'll reach down to me ''[hand gesture pointing to his lower body]''..."
*** The double entendre that closes the meeting:
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** Inevitably, as Valchek predicts, Herc gets summoned by Royce. As Herc is going in for his meeting, he passes the same secretary, slurping her coffee, who looks at him like she's thinking "Yeah I know you saw me suck his dick, you lil' bald nigga. Now get goin'." Then he knocks on the door to Royce's office once.office. Pause. Then knocks again and shouts "I'm coming in!" just to make sure he's not walking in on a repeat of the past incident.
*** Herc still manages to insert a faux pas during his brief explanation"If of why he took the mayoral detail:
-->"If I do good here, they'll reach down to me ''[hand gesture pointing to his lower body]''..."
***The double entendre that closes the meeting:As predicted, Royce decides to call Burrell to get Herc promoted up. As he's waiting for Burrell to pick up:
*** Herc still manages to insert a faux pas during his brief explanation
-->"If I do good here, they'll reach down to me ''[hand gesture pointing to his lower body]''..."
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-->'''Royce:''' ''[smiles]'' [[DoubleEntendre Don't mention it.]]