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* It is a testament to how insane the village is when the winning Dibley carol is Jim's "Praise the Lord, He's coming down the birth canal!". And it is actually performed by the church choir. "Look, the madonna is fuuuuuully dilaaated!"
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* It is a testament to how insane the village is when the winning Dibley carol is Jim's "Praise the Lord, He's coming down the birth canal!". And it is actually performed by the church choir. "Look, the madonna Madonna is fuuuuuully dilaaated!"dilaaated!"
** [[TerribleIntervieweesMontage The other songs deserve a mention,]] like Owen's entry:
--->"''Jesus was born on Christmas day''
--->''Hallelujah, hallelujah''
--->''But he never got his end away''
--->''Hallelujah.''"
** And Frank's entry, which has 108 verses, one of which presumably sets the tone for what he considers a controversial thesis:
--->"''Praise the lord''
--->''But hold on to your hat''
--->''Jesus Christ was born a cat.''"
** [[TerribleIntervieweesMontage The other songs deserve a mention,]] like Owen's entry:
--->"''Jesus was born on Christmas day''
--->''Hallelujah, hallelujah''
--->''But he never got his end away''
--->''Hallelujah.''"
** And Frank's entry, which has 108 verses, one of which presumably sets the tone for what he considers a controversial thesis:
--->"''Praise the lord''
--->''But hold on to your hat''
--->''Jesus Christ was born a cat.''"
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* When Frank suggests that as the Wise Men they ought to be helping, Jim counters that they are the Kings--and "most kings are braindead, inbred cretins."
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* Hugo and Alice make everyone speak by signboard while Baby Geraldine is asleep. Frank inquires if anyone saw Eastenders last night. Jim's board reads "NO NO NO NO NO"... and then he flips it over to "YES".
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* It is a testament to how insane the village is when the winning Dibley carol is Jim's "Praise the Lord, he's coming down the birth canal!". And it is actually performed by the church choir. "Look, the madonna is fuuuuuully dilaaated!"
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* It is a testament to how insane the village is when the winning Dibley carol is Jim's "Praise the Lord, he's He's coming down the birth canal!". And it is actually performed by the church choir. "Look, the madonna is fuuuuuully dilaaated!"
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* At Hugo and Alice's wedding, a woman shows up to [[SpeakNowOrForeverHoldYourPeace interrupt the ceremony at a crucial moment]], claiming that "the groom is already married". [[spoiler: Turns out she came to the wrong church.]]
** The best part is the stunned look on everyone's faces during her annountment and then afterward their expressions as they recover from the tense moment. As well as Hugo pulling Alice off the floor.
** The best part is the stunned look on everyone's faces during her annountment and then afterward their expressions as they recover from the tense moment. As well as Hugo pulling Alice off the floor.
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* At Hugo and Alice's wedding, a woman shows up to [[SpeakNowOrForeverHoldYourPeace interrupt the ceremony at a crucial moment]], claiming that "the groom is already married". [[spoiler: Turns out she came to the wrong church.]]
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* Geraldine's initial reaction to Harry's [[spoiler:proposal of marriage.]]
* In "The Easter Bunny", [[spoiler:Letitia's]] LastRequest is for Geraldine to take up her mantle of the Easter Bunny, taking chocolate eggs around the village each Easter. However, it turns out that [[spoiler:Letitia]] asked David to do the same. And every other member of the Parish Council too, in fact.
* In "The Easter Bunny", [[spoiler:Letitia's]] LastRequest is for Geraldine to take up her mantle of the Easter Bunny, taking chocolate eggs around the village each Easter. However, it turns out that [[spoiler:Letitia]] asked David to do the same. And every other member of the Parish Council too, in fact.
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* Geraldine's initial reaction to Harry's [[spoiler:proposal proposal of marriage.]]
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* In "The Easter Bunny",[[spoiler:Letitia's]] Letitia's LastRequest is for Geraldine to take up her mantle of the Easter Bunny, taking chocolate eggs around the village each Easter. However, it turns out that [[spoiler:Letitia]] Letitia asked David to do the same. And every other member of the Parish Council too, in fact.
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* ''Every'' man Geraldine knows turns up on her doorstep [[spoiler:begging her to marry ''him'' instead of Harry the night before her wedding]].
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* ''Every'' man Geraldine knows turns up on her doorstep [[spoiler:begging begging her to marry ''him'' instead of Harry the night before her wedding]].wedding.
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-->"Let him speak now or forever hold your peace... [ [[{{beat}} Long pause]] ] Anyone?
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-->"Let him speak now or forever hold your peace... [ [[{{beat}} ''[[[{{beat}} Long pause]] ] pause]]]'' Anyone?
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* The entire discussion about replacing the stained glass window in the church, due mainly to the fact that ''no one'' could remember or identify what the picture in the old window was. The suggestions get more and more outlandish, in particular when someone suggests that the picture had both Moses and St. Barnabus of Wolverhampton, leading Geraldine to tell them they're getting "close to the outskirts of Looney Land here." It culminates in David saying that it was the Sermon on the Mount, to which Hugo adds that it showed Jesus delivering it from a boat. Or possibly an enormous boat-shaped cigar. "Ding ding ding, everybody off, Looney Land City Centre!" [[spoiler:For the record, it was Noah's Ark, so Hugo was at least right about the boat]].
** “St Barnabus went into the library in Wolverhampton...”
** “St Barnabus went into the library in Wolverhampton...”
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* The entire discussion about replacing the stained glass window in the church, due mainly to the fact that ''no one'' could remember or identify what the picture in the old window was. The suggestions get more and more outlandish, in particular when someone suggests that the picture had both Moses and St. Barnabus of Wolverhampton, leading Geraldine to tell them they're getting "close to the outskirts of Looney Land here." It culminates in David saying that it was the Sermon on the Mount, to which Hugo adds that it showed Jesus delivering it from a boat. Or possibly an enormous boat-shaped cigar. "Ding ding ding, everybody off, Looney Land City Centre!" [[spoiler:For For the record, it was Noah's Ark, so Hugo was at least right about the boat]].
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-->“St Barnabus went into the library in Wolverhampton...”
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* In the first of the 2020 Lockdown shorts, Geraldine tries to inform Jim that when he sees a sign telling him to stay 2m away from other people, the 'm' stands for ''metres'', not ''miles'' - then admits that he probably isn't watching her video as he's been hiding in the woods for two weeks.
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-->'''Geraldine:''' Owen, I would love to marry you, but I'm already married... to [[UsefulNotes/GordonBrown]], the Chancellor of the Exchequer.
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-->'''Geraldine:''' Owen, I would love to marry you, but I'm already married... to [[UsefulNotes/GordonBrown]], UsefulNotes/GordonBrown, the Chancellor of the Exchequer.
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* Geraldine's drunken attempts to come up with a good enough excuse to keep Owen from marrying her.
-->'''Geraldine:''' Owen, I would love to marry you, but I'm already married... to [[UsefulNotes/GordonBrown]], the Chancellor of the Exchequer.
-->'''Geraldine:''' Owen, I would love to marry you, but... I'm not the woman for you. In fact, I'm not a woman at all. I'm one of the lobster people from planet Neptune.
-->'''Geraldine:''' Owen, I would love to marry you, but I'm already married... to [[UsefulNotes/GordonBrown]], the Chancellor of the Exchequer.
-->'''Geraldine:''' Owen, I would love to marry you, but... I'm not the woman for you. In fact, I'm not a woman at all. I'm one of the lobster people from planet Neptune.
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--> Hugo: He asked me what the duck I was playing at, said he didn't give a flying duck if I ducking loved Alice ducking Tinker, and if I ducking kissed her again, he'd make sure I was well and truly ducked.
--> Geraldine: Ah, duck me.
--> Geraldine: Ah, duck me.
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--> Hugo: '''Hugo:''' He asked me what the duck I was playing at, said he didn't give a flying duck if I ducking loved Alice ducking Tinker, and if I ducking kissed her again, he'd make sure I was well and truly ducked.
-->Geraldine: '''Geraldine:''' Ah, duck me.
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* "It Should Have Been Me!!!"
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* "It Should Have Been Me!!!"Me!!!" Geraldine, believing Harry is in love with another woman, has a dream where she interrupts their wedding with a performance of the song with backup dancing from the men of the parish council. On her way out of the church she punches the bride and then doubles back to punch Harry too.
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* Geraldine asking for suggestions from the children of animals for the window.
-->'''Geraldine:''' What about birds? Any birds?
-->'''Girl:''' Samantha Fox, Miss! My dad says she’s the sexiest bird in the whole world, and he’d like to giver her one, Miss!
-->'''George:''' My dad would like to give YOU one, Miss!
-->'''Geraldine:''' George, shush! ... Who is your dad?
-->'''Geraldine:''' What about birds? Any birds?
-->'''Girl:''' Samantha Fox, Miss! My dad says she’s the sexiest bird in the whole world, and he’d like to giver her one, Miss!
-->'''George:''' My dad would like to give YOU one, Miss!
-->'''Geraldine:''' George, shush! ... Who is your dad?
