History Funny / TheUnexpectedLoveLifeOfDuskShine

7th Apr '15 10:01:03 AM nombretomado
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* Trixie's dressing trailer/unfoldable stage/caravan/living quarters/RV/fortune-telling stand/[[{{Transformers}} Autobot/Decepticon]]/[[DoctorWho personal “TARDIS”]]/occasionally, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking a bounce house]].

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* Trixie's dressing trailer/unfoldable stage/caravan/living quarters/RV/fortune-telling stand/[[{{Transformers}} Autobot/Decepticon]]/[[DoctorWho Autobot/Decepticon]]/[[Series/DoctorWho personal “TARDIS”]]/occasionally, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking a bounce house]].
16th Apr '14 5:47:52 AM Brainiac0982
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-->“[[WebVideo/DragonballAbridged WE ARE AN ADULT!!!]]” shouted Nightmare Moon, returning to the Royal Canterlot Voice as she easily caught Dusk with her magical smoke-mane. “NOW, DOST THOU WANT THE TOP, BOTTOM, OR SHALT WE COMMIT THE ACT DOGGY-STYLE?”

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-->“[[WebVideo/DragonballAbridged -->“[[WebVideo/DragonballZAbridged WE ARE AN ADULT!!!]]” shouted Nightmare Moon, returning to the Royal Canterlot Voice as she easily caught Dusk with her magical smoke-mane. “NOW, DOST THOU WANT THE TOP, BOTTOM, OR SHALT WE COMMIT THE ACT DOGGY-STYLE?”
10th Mar '14 8:41:19 PM DoctorFluffy
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* Anything involving Pinkie is likely to become this. As usual.
10th Mar '14 8:40:08 PM yamiblade
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-->“How many time do I have to say the word NO?!” ranted a very irritated Rainbow Dash. “I’d rather have my wings ripped off and the rest of me baked into [[{{[FanFic/Cupcakes}} cupcakes]] than join you! I’d rather [[{{FanFic/Pattycakes}} lobotomize myself and spent the rest of my life being baby-sat by Fluttershy!]] [[RainbowFactory I’d rather make my living grinding up orphans and making them into rainbows!]] HAY, I WOULD RATHER SWALLOW EVERY LAST INCH OF PRIDE I HAVE AND DRESS IN BUCKING, CLOP-WORTHY STYLE THAN BOW TO THE LIKES OF YOU!!!!”

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-->“How many time do I have to say the word NO?!” ranted a very irritated Rainbow Dash. “I’d rather have my wings ripped off and the rest of me baked into [[{{[FanFic/Cupcakes}} [[{{FanFic/Cupcakes}} cupcakes]] than join you! I’d rather [[{{FanFic/Pattycakes}} lobotomize myself and spent the rest of my life being baby-sat by Fluttershy!]] [[RainbowFactory I’d rather make my living grinding up orphans and making them into rainbows!]] HAY, I WOULD RATHER SWALLOW EVERY LAST INCH OF PRIDE I HAVE AND DRESS IN BUCKING, CLOP-WORTHY STYLE THAN BOW TO THE LIKES OF YOU!!!!”
10th Mar '14 8:39:53 PM yamiblade
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-->“How many time do I have to say the word NO?!” ranted a very irritated Rainbow Dash. “I’d rather have my wings ripped off and the rest of me baked into [{{[FanFic/Cupcakes}} cupcakes]] than join you! I’d rather [[{{FanFic/Pattycakes}} lobotomize myself and spent the rest of my life being baby-sat by Fluttershy!]] [[RainbowFactory I’d rather make my living grinding up orphans and making them into rainbows!]] HAY, I WOULD RATHER SWALLOW EVERY LAST INCH OF PRIDE I HAVE AND DRESS IN BUCKING, CLOP-WORTHY STYLE THAN BOW TO THE LIKES OF YOU!!!!”

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-->“How many time do I have to say the word NO?!” ranted a very irritated Rainbow Dash. “I’d rather have my wings ripped off and the rest of me baked into [{{[FanFic/Cupcakes}} [[{{[FanFic/Cupcakes}} cupcakes]] than join you! I’d rather [[{{FanFic/Pattycakes}} lobotomize myself and spent the rest of my life being baby-sat by Fluttershy!]] [[RainbowFactory I’d rather make my living grinding up orphans and making them into rainbows!]] HAY, I WOULD RATHER SWALLOW EVERY LAST INCH OF PRIDE I HAVE AND DRESS IN BUCKING, CLOP-WORTHY STYLE THAN BOW TO THE LIKES OF YOU!!!!”
10th Mar '14 8:39:30 PM yamiblade
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-->“How many time do I have to say the word NO?!” ranted a very irritated Rainbow Dash. “I’d rather have my wings ripped off and the rest of me baked into [[Fanfic/Cupcakes cupcakes]] than join you! I’d rather [[Fanfic/Pattycakes lobotomize myself and spent the rest of my life being baby-sat by Fluttershy!]] [[RainbowFactory I’d rather make my living grinding up orphans and making them into rainbows!]] HAY, I WOULD RATHER SWALLOW EVERY LAST INCH OF PRIDE I HAVE AND DRESS IN BUCKING, CLOP-WORTHY STYLE THAN BOW TO THE LIKES OF YOU!!!!”

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-->“How many time do I have to say the word NO?!” ranted a very irritated Rainbow Dash. “I’d rather have my wings ripped off and the rest of me baked into [[Fanfic/Cupcakes [{{[FanFic/Cupcakes}} cupcakes]] than join you! I’d rather [[Fanfic/Pattycakes [[{{FanFic/Pattycakes}} lobotomize myself and spent the rest of my life being baby-sat by Fluttershy!]] [[RainbowFactory I’d rather make my living grinding up orphans and making them into rainbows!]] HAY, I WOULD RATHER SWALLOW EVERY LAST INCH OF PRIDE I HAVE AND DRESS IN BUCKING, CLOP-WORTHY STYLE THAN BOW TO THE LIKES OF YOU!!!!”
10th Mar '14 8:38:41 PM yamiblade
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-->“How many time do I have to say the word NO?!” ranted a very irritated Rainbow Dash. “I’d rather have my wings ripped off and the rest of me baked into [[fanfic/cupcakes cupcakes]] than join you! I’d rather [[fanfic/pattycakes lobotomize myself and spent the rest of my life being baby-sat by Fluttershy!]] [[RainbowFactory I’d rather make my living grinding up orphans and making them into rainbows!]] HAY, I WOULD RATHER SWALLOW EVERY LAST INCH OF PRIDE I HAVE AND DRESS IN BUCKING, CLOP-WORTHY STYLE THAN BOW TO THE LIKES OF YOU!!!!”

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-->“How many time do I have to say the word NO?!” ranted a very irritated Rainbow Dash. “I’d rather have my wings ripped off and the rest of me baked into [[fanfic/cupcakes [[Fanfic/Cupcakes cupcakes]] than join you! I’d rather [[fanfic/pattycakes [[Fanfic/Pattycakes lobotomize myself and spent the rest of my life being baby-sat by Fluttershy!]] [[RainbowFactory I’d rather make my living grinding up orphans and making them into rainbows!]] HAY, I WOULD RATHER SWALLOW EVERY LAST INCH OF PRIDE I HAVE AND DRESS IN BUCKING, CLOP-WORTHY STYLE THAN BOW TO THE LIKES OF YOU!!!!”
10th Mar '14 8:38:14 PM yamiblade
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-->“How many time do I have to say the word NO?!” ranted a very irritated Rainbow Dash. “I’d rather have my wings ripped off and the rest of me baked into cupcakes than join you! I’d rather lobotomize myself and spent the rest of my life being baby-sat by Fluttershy! I’d rather make my living grinding up orphans and making them into rainbows! HAY, I WOULD RATHER SWALLOW EVERY LAST INCH OF PRIDE I HAVE AND DRESS IN BUCKING, CLOP-WORTHY STYLE THAN BOW TO THE LIKES OF YOU!!!!”

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-->“How many time do I have to say the word NO?!” ranted a very irritated Rainbow Dash. “I’d rather have my wings ripped off and the rest of me baked into cupcakes [[fanfic/cupcakes cupcakes]] than join you! I’d rather [[fanfic/pattycakes lobotomize myself and spent the rest of my life being baby-sat by Fluttershy! Fluttershy!]] [[RainbowFactory I’d rather make my living grinding up orphans and making them into rainbows! rainbows!]] HAY, I WOULD RATHER SWALLOW EVERY LAST INCH OF PRIDE I HAVE AND DRESS IN BUCKING, CLOP-WORTHY STYLE THAN BOW TO THE LIKES OF YOU!!!!”
10th Mar '14 8:21:17 PM DoctorFluffy
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* Your sides are about to be liberated.
-->“WHAT?!” panicked the Shadowbolts, transforming back into Nightmare Moon. “HOW COULD THOU POSSBLY HATH PRECIVED THROUGH OUR DESGUISE? WE EVEN DROPPED OUR ACCENT!”
-->“Well,” said a surprised Rainbow Dash. “I didn’t say that you were Nightmare Moon herself, but c’mon, the ‘Shadowbolts?’ Really? You couldn’t think of a better name?” she criticized.
-->“THE ‘SHADOWBOLTS' WAS A BRILLIANT-NEVERMIND,” the moon princess said as she had another idea. “OUR OFFER STILL STANDTHS TALL AND PROUD, FOR NOW WE HATH EVEN GREATER SPOILS TO OFFER!”
-->“Wait, what?”
-->”JOIN US,” she continued. “AND WE SHALL IMBUE THEE WITH THE SANTANIC POWERS OF DARKNESS, MAKING THEE MORE POWERFUL THAN THOU COULD POSSIBLY IMAGINE!”
-->“Um… how about no?” said Dash. “I’m pretty sure that signing a contract that came from Tartarus would instantly drive me criminally insane.”
-->Nightmare Moon desperately searched her options for another reward that Rainbow Dash would get for joining her. ”JOIN US… FOR WE ART… THINE FATHER!”
-->“NO!” gasped Rainbow Dash. “That’s impossible!”
-->“SEARCH THINE FEELINGS, FOR THOU KNOW IT TO TRUE!
-->“Actually no,” said Dash. “That’s like, literally impossible. I know, I’ve tried to be Scootaloo’s father once, and you don’t even want to know how that turned out.”
-->Nightmare Moon looked at Rainbow Dash for the longest moment. “Look,” the Mare in the Moon said in her indoor voice. “Thou art embarrassing us at this point. What dost thy wish? We will grant it tenfold!”
-->“How many time do I have to say the word NO?!” ranted a very irritated Rainbow Dash. “I’d rather have my wings ripped off and the rest of me baked into cupcakes than join you! I’d rather lobotomize myself and spent the rest of my life being baby-sat by Fluttershy! I’d rather make my living grinding up orphans and making them into rainbows! HAY, I WOULD RATHER SWALLOW EVERY LAST INCH OF PRIDE I HAVE AND DRESS IN BUCKING, CLOP-WORTHY STYLE THAN BOW TO THE LIKES OF YOU!!!!”
10th Mar '14 7:22:43 PM DoctorFluffy
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-->“WE ARE AN ADULT!!!” shouted Nightmare Moon, returning to the Royal Canterlot Voice as she easily caught Dusk with her magical smoke-mane. “NOW, DOST THOU WANT THE TOP, BOTTOM, OR SHALT WE COMMIT THE ACT DOGGY-STYLE?”

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-->“WE -->“[[WebVideo/DragonballAbridged WE ARE AN ADULT!!!” ADULT!!!]]” shouted Nightmare Moon, returning to the Royal Canterlot Voice as she easily caught Dusk with her magical smoke-mane. “NOW, DOST THOU WANT THE TOP, BOTTOM, OR SHALT WE COMMIT THE ACT DOGGY-STYLE?”
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