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-->'''Narrator:''' Like Squirrel Girl, use your keen "Science Vision" on these dinosaur fragments. Can you see what's wrong? Yes! They have undifferentiated insides instead of fossilized interior bone structure. Therefore, these things are plaster castings of fossils, made for display purposes only, and therefore eligible to be smashed in a high-stakes battle for the very fate of the future!\\
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-->'''Narrator:''' Like Squirrel Girl, use your keen "Science Vision" on these dinosaur fragments. ''(next panel is an extreme close-up of the smashed fossil)'' Can you see what's wrong? Yes! They have undifferentiated insides instead of fossilized interior bone structure. Therefore, these things are plaster castings of fossils, made for display purposes only, and therefore eligible to be smashed in a high-stakes battle for the very fate of the future!\\
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** Galactus reveals that he didn't sent a herald this time, because [[CallingYourAttacks announcing that he's going to eat Earth]] always leads to him being thwarted. Tippy-Toe [[JerkassHasAPoint has to admit that this is a better strategy.]]
--> '''Tippy-Toe:''' Makes sense!\\
'''SG:''' Tippy-Toe! Don't tell Galactus that his plan to eat Earth 'makes sense'!\\
'''Tippy-Toe''' ''(unperturbed):'' But it does! It's a good plan.\\
'''Galactus''' ''(from off-panel):'' [[AC: Thanks, Tippy-Toe.]]
--> '''Tippy-Toe:''' Makes sense!\\
'''SG:''' Tippy-Toe! Don't tell Galactus that his plan to eat Earth 'makes sense'!\\
'''Tippy-Toe''' ''(unperturbed):'' But it does! It's a good plan.\\
'''Galactus''' ''(from off-panel):'' [[AC: Thanks, Tippy-Toe.]]
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* ..the first page is Squirrel Girl standing on top of a defeated Galactus saying "Well, that wasn't so hard." And then the letters page! And a note saying all the rest of the pages are blank! (They weren't and they actually do explain how Squirrel Girl defeated Galactus, what you saw on Page 1, but still: it was ''hilarious''.)
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** Squirrel Girl's way of defeating Magneto? [[AlwaysABiggerFish Using a teleporter to drop the Thing on him.]]
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** Squirrel Girl's way Girl must defeat the staggeringly powerful Magneto, Master of defeating Magneto? [[AlwaysABiggerFish Using Magnetism! So she [[GrievousHarmWithABody uses a teleporter to drop the Thing on him.]]
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** According to the pediatrician that the Greens consulted when their daughter started to exhibit super-powers, [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall "Doreen is medically ''and legally'' distinct from being a mutant, and I can never take this back."]]
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** According to the pediatrician that the Greens consulted when their daughter started to exhibit super-powers, [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall "Doreen is medically ''and legally'' medically]] ''[[LeaningOnTheFourthWall and legally]]'' [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall distinct from being a mutant, mutant]], [[ArmedWithCanon and I can never take this back."]]
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** According to the pediatrician that the Greens consulted when their daughter started to exhibit super-powers, [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall "Doreen is medically ''and legally'' distinct from being a mutant, and I can never take this back.""]]
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* In Issue #6, the Narrator gets so freaked out by what Girl Squirrel is whispering into people's ears that they quit their he (she?) quits her (his?) job in the middle of the issue!
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-->'''Magneto:''' Non-ferrous rocks! My one weakness!
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'''Allene:''' You seriously had problems with that?
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'''Allene:''' You seriously had problems with that?that?\\
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'''Tony:''' Terrific.\\
** Spider-Man immediately following Doreen and her clone to make sure they don't have "some kind of [[ComicBook/TheCloneSaga clone saga]]". And sheepishly changing the subject when they mention they haven't had trouble telling who's who.
** Spider-Man immediately following Doreen and her clone to make sure they don't have "some kind of [[ComicBook/TheCloneSaga clone saga]]". And sheepishly changing the subject when they mention they haven't had trouble telling who's who.
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** Spider-Man immediately following Doreen and her clone to make sure they don't have "some kind of [[ComicBook/TheCloneSaga clonesaga]]". And sheepishly changing saga]]".
-->'''Spider-Man:''' But- how do you know which of you is thesubject when they mention they haven't clone and which of you is the original?\\
'''Doreen:''' Dude, that old chestnut? It's so easy!\\
'''Allene:''' You seriously hadtrouble telling who's who.problems with that?
'''Spider-Man:''' Um... maybe? [[BlatantLies Only for a little while.]]
** Spider-Man immediately following Doreen and her clone to make sure they don't have "some kind of [[ComicBook/TheCloneSaga clone
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'''Doreen:''' Dude, that old chestnut? It's so easy!\\
'''Allene:''' You seriously had
'''Spider-Man:''' Um... maybe? [[BlatantLies Only for a little while.]]
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** Doreen briefly tries to pass off Nancy as "Nautical Nancy, who talks to boats". This leads to Tony revealing one of his original name ideas was ''Gentleman Muscles''.
** Tony Stark attempts to recruit Squirrel Girl to [[DidntThinkThisThrough find squirrels for experiments.]]
-->'''Tony:''' Friday, take a note: [[CaptainObvious Squirrel Girl is big into squirrels.]]\\
'''Friday:''' Its already the first item noted on her profile, sir.\\
'''Tony:''' Terrific.\\
** Spider-Man immediately following Doreen and her clone to make sure they don't have "some kind of [[ComicBook/TheCloneSaga clone saga]]". And sheepishly changing the subject when they mention they haven't had trouble telling who's who.
** Squirrel Girl's way of defeating Magneto? [[AlwaysABiggerFish Using a teleporter to drop the Thing on him.]]
** Doreen briefly tries to pass off Nancy as "Nautical Nancy, who talks to boats". This leads to Tony revealing one of his original name ideas was ''Gentleman Muscles''.
** Tony Stark attempts to recruit Squirrel Girl to [[DidntThinkThisThrough find squirrels for experiments.]]
-->'''Tony:''' Friday, take a note: [[CaptainObvious Squirrel Girl is big into squirrels.]]\\
'''Friday:''' Its already the first item noted on her profile, sir.\\
'''Tony:''' Terrific.\\
** Spider-Man immediately following Doreen and her clone to make sure they don't have "some kind of [[ComicBook/TheCloneSaga clone saga]]". And sheepishly changing the subject when they mention they haven't had trouble telling who's who.
** Squirrel Girl's way of defeating Magneto? [[AlwaysABiggerFish Using a teleporter to drop the Thing on him.]]
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* The solicitation for issue #15:
-->"When the TASKMASTER comes to town – and brings with him his ability to DUPLICATE ANYONE’S SWEET MOVES – who stands between him and total domination?\\
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See, I can tell you’re glancing at the title of this comic and whispering “Well, it’s PROBABLY Squirrel Girl,” but guess what? This time it’s actually Nancy’s cat Mew, who has NO POWERS WHATSOEVER!\\
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THRILL as Mew loafs around the house! GASP as Mew chases a mouse and then has a nap! BOGGLE as you wonder how we possibly managed to pitch “an issue entirely from the cat’s point of view” to Marvel, a multinational corporation with a LOT invested in our comic continuing to star a squirrel and/or girl!\\
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They knew the risks when they let Hawkeye have that Pizza Dog issue though, so this was clearly inevitable."
-->"When the TASKMASTER comes to town – and brings with him his ability to DUPLICATE ANYONE’S SWEET MOVES – who stands between him and total domination?\\
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See, I can tell you’re glancing at the title of this comic and whispering “Well, it’s PROBABLY Squirrel Girl,” but guess what? This time it’s actually Nancy’s cat Mew, who has NO POWERS WHATSOEVER!\\
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THRILL as Mew loafs around the house! GASP as Mew chases a mouse and then has a nap! BOGGLE as you wonder how we possibly managed to pitch “an issue entirely from the cat’s point of view” to Marvel, a multinational corporation with a LOT invested in our comic continuing to star a squirrel and/or girl!\\
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They knew the risks when they let Hawkeye have that Pizza Dog issue though, so this was clearly inevitable."
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** Cat Thor would then later appear as one of Loki's alternate selves in ''[[ComicBook/Thor2014 The Mighty Thor #3]]''
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* Also, in one of the issue #5 stories, an alternate version of Squirrel Girl asks her computer if Doctor Doom has any weaknesses she can exploit. Its response? A fear of squirrels and the ability to be easily vexed by squirrels.
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** After a montage of bad blind dates with Doreen walking away, dejected, kicking a can...
-->'''Doreen:''' I'm sorry, Sentinel #X4903-22,but I can't date anyone who hates and fears mutants.\\
'''Sentinel #X4903-22:''' But that is what I was programmed to do. It is my purpose. ''(walks away dejected, kicking a shipping container)'' Why was I also programmed to feel heartbreak?
-->'''Doreen:''' I'm sorry, Sentinel #X4903-22,but I can't date anyone who hates and fears mutants.\\
'''Sentinel #X4903-22:''' But that is what I was programmed to do. It is my purpose. ''(walks away dejected, kicking a shipping container)'' Why was I also programmed to feel heartbreak?
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** It's probably also a play on the running gag in Howard's own book of Spidey breaking down in tears and apologizing to Uncle Ben at even the slightest hint someone he cares about might've died.
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* Dr Doom's alternate timeline have a decree "specifying that Reed Richards and his closest three associates be kept out of space, alternate dimensions, and cinemas".
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* In issue seven, SG pays the Avengers ([[{{ComicBook/Hawkeye}} Hawkeye]], SpiderMan, both [[CaptainAmerica Captains America]], and ComicBook/BlackWidow) a visit to see if they can help find out why [[HatePlague everyone is becoming a jerk]], only to find that they too have been affected and are about to come to blows. Doreen introduces her friends and tells them "If you can't say something nice, Don't say anything at all". Spidey gets out a single "I-", and we SmashCut to SG having beat ''the entire team'' unconscious. Yes, even the elderly Steve Rogers.
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* In issue seven, SG pays the Avengers ([[{{ComicBook/Hawkeye}} Hawkeye]], ({{ComicBook/Hawkeye}}, SpiderMan, both [[CaptainAmerica [[ComicBook/CaptainAmerica Captains America]], and ComicBook/BlackWidow) a visit to see if they can help find out why [[HatePlague everyone is becoming a jerk]], only to find that they too have been affected and are about to come to blows. Doreen introduces her friends and tells them "If you can't say something nice, Don't say anything at all". Spidey gets out a single "I-", and we SmashCut to SG having beat ''the entire team'' unconscious. Yes, even the elderly Steve Rogers.
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** This exchange between Nancy and Doreen after their time travel trip:
-->'''Doreen:''' How many other CS students can say they piled up on a Latverian dictator?\\
'''Nancy:''' I mean...a bunch now, actually.\\
'''Doreen:''' Right?! All the English lit majors are gonna be mad jealous.
-->'''Doreen:''' How many other CS students can say they piled up on a Latverian dictator?\\
'''Nancy:''' I mean...a bunch now, actually.\\
'''Doreen:''' Right?! All the English lit majors are gonna be mad jealous.
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** The issue actually takes two panels to explain why it was totally okay for Dr. Doom to use a bone from the dinosaur skeleton displays in the museum in a high stakes fight:
** The issue actually takes two panels to explain why it was totally okay for Dr. Doom to use a bone from the dinosaur skeleton displays in the museum in a high stakes fight:
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-->'''Mary:''' Oh crap: Doreen! We forgot Doreen in the past!\\
'''Squirrel Girl:''' Huh? ''Uh''... I mean, who?\\
'''Mary:''' Doreen Green! She was there at the start! She was the one who organized the first meeting for us all after spotting my earbuds!\\
'''Squirrel Girl:''' Uh...\\
'''Mary:''' Come ''on!'' She was about your height? With your complexion? And your hair color? And a similar voice, actually? And she disappeared right around when you... when you showed up... ''(facepalms)'' Oh my God I'm a complete idiot.
-->'''Mary:''' Oh crap: Doreen! We forgot Doreen in the past!\\
'''Squirrel Girl:''' Huh? ''Uh''... I mean, who?\\
'''Mary:''' Doreen Green! She was there at the start! She was the one who organized the first meeting for us all after spotting my earbuds!\\
'''Squirrel Girl:''' Uh...\\
'''Mary:''' Come ''on!'' She was about your height? With your complexion? And your hair color? And a similar voice, actually? And she disappeared right around when you... when you showed up... ''(facepalms)'' Oh my God I'm a complete idiot.
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-->'''Doom:''' ''Confound'' these wretched [[spoiler:girls]]! For every one I fling away, a dozen more ''vex'' me!
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Doom, which is lampshaded by [[spoiler:some of the time displaced copies of Doreen]]:
-->'''Doom:''' ''Confound'' these wretched [[spoiler:girls]]! For every one I fling away, a dozen more ''vex''me!me!\\
'''[[spoiler:One of the multiple copies of]] Doreen:''' Hah hah hah! Yes!\\
'''[[spoiler:Another copy of]] Doreen:''' Irony!
-->'''Doom:''' ''Confound'' these wretched [[spoiler:girls]]! For every one I fling away, a dozen more ''vex''
'''[[spoiler:One of the multiple copies of]] Doreen:''' Hah hah hah! Yes!\\
'''[[spoiler:Another copy of]] Doreen:''' Irony!
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* Issue #5 actually takes two panels to explain why it was totally okay for Dr. Doom to use a bone from the dinosaur skeleton displays in the museum in a high stakes fight:
-->'''Narrator:''' Like Squirrel Girl, use your keen "Science Vision" on these dinosaur fragments. Can you see what's wrong? Yes! They have undifferentiated insides instead of fossilized interior bone structure. Therefore, these things are plaster castings of fossils, made for display purposes only, and therefore eligible to be smashed in a high-stakes battle for the very fate of the future!\\
'''Doreen:''' ''(to Doom)'' Wow. You're so lucky these are plaster castings of fossils, made for display purposes only, and therefore eligible to be smashed in a high-stakes battle for the very fate of the future!\\
'''[[LemonyNarrator Narrator]]:''' See? Thanks, Science Vision!
-->'''Narrator:''' Like Squirrel Girl, use your keen "Science Vision" on these dinosaur fragments. Can you see what's wrong? Yes! They have undifferentiated insides instead of fossilized interior bone structure. Therefore, these things are plaster castings of fossils, made for display purposes only, and therefore eligible to be smashed in a high-stakes battle for the very fate of the future!\\
'''Doreen:''' ''(to Doom)'' Wow. You're so lucky these are plaster castings of fossils, made for display purposes only, and therefore eligible to be smashed in a high-stakes battle for the very fate of the future!\\
'''[[LemonyNarrator Narrator]]:''' See? Thanks, Science Vision!
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* Dr. Doom knows his psychological theory:
-->'''Doreen:''' Dude, did you just namecheck Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs in a friggin' fistfight?! I'm... sincerely impressed, actually?\\
'''Doom:''' Doom conquers all psychological theory as readily as he will conquer this planet.
-->'''Doreen:''' Dude, did you just namecheck Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs in a friggin' fistfight?! I'm... sincerely impressed, actually?\\
'''Doom:''' Doom conquers all psychological theory as readily as he will conquer this planet.
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* ..the first page is Squirrel Girl standing on top of a defeated Galactus saying "Well, that wasn't so hard." And then the letters page! And a note saying all the rest of the pages are blank! (They weren't and they actually do explain how Squirrel Girl defeated Galactus, but still: it was ''hilarious''.)
* Doreen starts out trying to physically punch Galactus into submission. [[spoiler: She is shocked when it has no effect, since it [[LampshadeHanging seems to work every other time.]]]]
* Pretty much every word out of Galactus' mouth, but especially him calling Thanos a tool and laughing as Squirrel Girl mentions she beat him up.
* Issue #5. No one being held hostage in the Statue of Liberty has ever heard of Squirrel Girl, but they all make up stories about her anyway. Two words: Bass Lass.
* In Issue #6, the Narrator gets so freaked out by what Girl Squirrel is whispering into people's ears that they quit their job in the middle of the issue!
-->'''Narrator:''' Listen, I got into the narration business because all I ever wanted to do was tell people where things were taking place, and how much later those things were from the last things they saw taking place! That page earlier where it was "20 Minutes Later" every panel? ''Bliss.'' That was ''great.'' But what Girl Squirrel is saying here is actually ''super awful,'' so y'all can find someone else to narrate the rest of this issue, because I am out!
* In issue seven, SG pays the Avengers ([[{{ComicBook/Hawkeye}} Hawkeye]], SpiderMan, both [[CaptainAmerica Captains America]], and ComicBook/BlackWidow) a visit to see if they can help find out why [[HatePlague everyone is becoming a jerk]], only to find that they too have been affected and are about to come to blows. Doreen introduces her friends and tells them "If you can't say something nice, Don't say anything at all". Spidey gets out a single "I-", and we SmashCut to SG having beat ''the entire team'' unconscious. Yes, even the elderly Steve Rogers.
* [[TwoWordsObviousTrope Two Words:]] ''Cat Thor.''
** First mentioned in an AreYouPonderingWhatImPondering bit at the beginning of Issue #7, discussing an Asgardian evil which has descended upon Earth:
--->'''Doreen:''' There's one person who'd know about it.\\
'''Nancy:''' Who?\\
'''Doreen:''' I'll give you a hint: you write fan fiction of the feline version of him, and I totally know where he works.\\
'''Nancy:''' Oh my god. Of course. '''Cat Th--'''\\
'''Doreen:''' (''talking over her'') '''[[ComicBook/{{Thor2014}} Thor]].'''
** When Nancy gets the chance to be taken to Asgard to see if they can find a solution regarding the menace with Thor and [[ComicBook/TheMightyThor Odinson]], she starts asking about how cats are regarded in Asgard.
** Issue #8 opens with a page of Cat Thor comics.
** Finally, Loki asks Nancy if he could impersonate someone for her, and before Odinson can object, she demands Cat Thor. He obliges, [[ItAmusedMe much to Odinson's annoyance]], and continues inflating his Cat Thor head as the comic progresses.
-->'''Thor:''' Loki, I know there is some good in you. Undo what you have wrought. Help us repair the beast's cage.\\
'''Odinson:''' Also, I know thou art making thy stupid cat head bigger only to annoy me.\\
'''Loki:''' Oh, does this annoy you, Odinson? Does ''my new regular head'' annoy you? Because this is my new regular head forever now.
* [[http://i.newsarama.com/images/i/000/156/514/original/Squirrel_Girl_Howard_the_Duck_Erica_Henderson_Promo_Image.jpg This picture]] for the crossover between this title and ComicBook/HowardTheDuck. If not for the two cosplaying as each other, then for the picture of Spider-Man say "Cosplay as me by being wracked with guilt!", playing on the ''thousands of pictures'' of Spidey cosplayers grieving over bodies of Uncle Bens... or holding boxes of Uncle Ben rice and grieving.
* In issue #1 of the relaunch, the narration has these gems:
-->"I was gonna say the mom is being a drag here for not assuming this [jumping out of a fiery building] is safe, but Squirrel Girl never actually told her that "leaping hecka far" is one of her powers, so--good work, mom. You are a sensible mom, and you only want the best for your child."
-->"DID YOU KNOW: 'badonk' is slang for 'butt'? And 'butt' is slang for 'buttocks'? And 'callipygian' is a for-real adjective that means 'having nice buttocks'? Look at you, just trying to relax with a talking squirrel comic and instead learning how to say, 'My word, what a callipygian badonk!'"
-->"Actually, some tree species rely on squirrels stealing their nuts, burying them, and then completely forgetting where they're buried! This allows the trees to spread far and wide. THERE, now you know some squirrel facts ''and'' some "fancy words for butts" facts! I'd ''sincerely'' like to see each issue of ''The Amazing Spider-Man'' do ''that.''"
** Doreen is rather chipper about finding out that she's not fireproof while trying to rescue people from a burning building.
-->'''Tomas:''' Also, we found out we're not fireproof.\\
'''Doreen:''' Also we found out we're not fireproof, ''yeah!'' That's actually really excellent information to know!
** While Tomas is talking to Tippy-Toe, a woman passing by gives him a very confused stare.
** "Doreen is medically ''and legally'' distinct from being a mutant, and I can never take this back."
*** And the doctor who made this discovery was named Dr. Ditray--a tip of the hat to Squirrel-Girl creators Steve Ditko and Will Murray, as well as a great follow-up to the reveal of how Doreen got her name.
** Maureen's pregnancy with Doreen was apparently quite eventful:
-->"Also, the doc couldn't say for sure whether it was the squirrel bite or the cosmic rays in the forest or the experimental nut serum or the radioactive tree or ''what'' that caused the changes."
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* ..the first page is Squirrel Girl standing on top of a defeated Galactus saying "Well, that wasn't so hard." And then the letters page! And a note saying all the rest of the pages are blank! (They weren't and they actually do explain how Squirrel Girl defeated Galactus, but still: it was ''hilarious''.)
* Doreen starts out trying to physically punch Galactus into submission. [[spoiler: She is shocked when it has no effect, since it [[LampshadeHanging seems to work every other time.]]]]
* Pretty much every word out of Galactus' mouth, but especially him calling Thanos a tool and laughing as Squirrel Girl mentions she beat him up.
* Issue #5. No one being held hostage in the Statue of Liberty has ever heard of Squirrel Girl, but they all make up stories about her anyway. Two words: Bass Lass.
* In Issue #6, the Narrator gets so freaked out by what Girl Squirrel is whispering into people's ears that they quit their job in the middle of the issue!
-->'''Narrator:''' Listen, I got into the narration business because all I ever wanted to do was tell people where things were taking place, and how much later those things were from the last things they saw taking place! That page earlier where it was "20 Minutes Later" every panel? ''Bliss.'' That was ''great.'' But what Girl Squirrel is saying here is actually ''super awful,'' so y'all can find someone else to narrate the rest of this issue, because I am out!
* In issue seven, SG pays the Avengers ([[{{ComicBook/Hawkeye}} Hawkeye]], SpiderMan, both [[CaptainAmerica Captains America]], and ComicBook/BlackWidow) a visit to see if they can help find out why [[HatePlague everyone is becoming a jerk]], only to find that they too have been affected and are about to come to blows. Doreen introduces her friends and tells them "If you can't say something nice, Don't say anything at all". Spidey gets out a single "I-", and we SmashCut to SG having beat ''the entire team'' unconscious. Yes, even the elderly Steve Rogers.
* [[TwoWordsObviousTrope Two Words:]] ''Cat Thor.''
** First mentioned in an AreYouPonderingWhatImPondering bit at the beginning of Issue #7, discussing an Asgardian evil which has descended upon Earth:
--->'''Doreen:''' There's one person who'd know about it.\\
'''Nancy:''' Who?\\
'''Doreen:''' I'll give you a hint: you write fan fiction of the feline version of him, and I totally know where he works.\\
'''Nancy:''' Oh my god. Of course. '''Cat Th--'''\\
'''Doreen:''' (''talking over her'') '''[[ComicBook/{{Thor2014}} Thor]].'''
** When Nancy gets the chance to be taken to Asgard to see if they can find a solution regarding the menace with Thor and [[ComicBook/TheMightyThor Odinson]], she starts asking about how cats are regarded in Asgard.
** Issue #8 opens with a page of Cat Thor comics.
** Finally, Loki asks Nancy if he could impersonate someone for her, and before Odinson can object, she demands Cat Thor. He obliges, [[ItAmusedMe much to Odinson's annoyance]], and continues inflating his Cat Thor head as the comic progresses.
-->'''Thor:''' Loki, I know there is some good in you. Undo what you have wrought. Help us repair the beast's cage.\\
'''Odinson:''' Also, I know thou art making thy stupid cat head bigger only to annoy me.\\
'''Loki:''' Oh, does this annoy you, Odinson? Does ''my new regular head'' annoy you? Because this is my new regular head forever now.
* [[http://i.newsarama.com/images/i/000/156/514/original/Squirrel_Girl_Howard_the_Duck_Erica_Henderson_Promo_Image.jpg This picture]] for the crossover between this title and ComicBook/HowardTheDuck. If not for the two cosplaying as each other, then for the picture of Spider-Man say "Cosplay as me by being wracked with guilt!", playing on the ''thousands of pictures'' of Spidey cosplayers grieving over bodies of Uncle Bens... or holding boxes of Uncle Ben rice and grieving.
* In issue #1 of the relaunch, the narration has these gems:
-->"I was gonna say the mom is being a drag here for not assuming this [jumping out of a fiery building] is safe, but Squirrel Girl never actually told her that "leaping hecka far" is one of her powers, so--good work, mom. You are a sensible mom, and you only want the best for your child."
-->"DID YOU KNOW: 'badonk' is slang for 'butt'? And 'butt' is slang for 'buttocks'? And 'callipygian' is a for-real adjective that means 'having nice buttocks'? Look at you, just trying to relax with a talking squirrel comic and instead learning how to say, 'My word, what a callipygian badonk!'"
-->"Actually, some tree species rely on squirrels stealing their nuts, burying them, and then completely forgetting where they're buried! This allows the trees to spread far and wide. THERE, now you know some squirrel facts ''and'' some "fancy words for butts" facts! I'd ''sincerely'' like to see each issue of ''The Amazing Spider-Man'' do ''that.''"
** Doreen is rather chipper about finding out that she's not fireproof while trying to rescue people from a burning building.
-->'''Tomas:''' Also, we found out we're not fireproof.\\
'''Doreen:''' Also we found out we're not fireproof, ''yeah!'' That's actually really excellent information to know!
** While Tomas is talking to Tippy-Toe, a woman passing by gives him a very confused stare.
** "Doreen is medically ''and legally'' distinct from being a mutant, and I can never take this back."
*** And the doctor who made this discovery was named Dr. Ditray--a tip of the hat to Squirrel-Girl creators Steve Ditko and Will Murray, as well as a great follow-up to the reveal of how Doreen got her name.
** Maureen's pregnancy with Doreen was apparently quite eventful:
-->"Also, the doc couldn't say for sure whether it was the squirrel bite or the cosmic rays in the forest or the experimental nut serum or the radioactive tree or ''what'' that caused the changes."
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