History Funny / TheTruth

16th Oct '17 4:28:25 AM Andyroid
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* The mayor of Quirm got hit by a meteor [[NoodleIncident again]] -- funny enough. [[EnmityWithAnObject That it was waiting for him in an alleyway]] is even funnier, but the fact that there is such a thing as a Department of Vindictive Astronomy at the Unseen University takes the cake.
* The scene with everyone trying to get a reward for the dog. No, it's a cow. It's a badger. (He's been ill!) It's a parrot! You've trained it to bark and you've painted "[=DoG=]" on it but it's still a parrot! Some complete ''[[UnusualEuphemism muffin]]'' offered a reward! In Ankh-Morpork! Do you know what I've been dealing with all day? There's ''ferrets'' out there!

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* The mayor of Quirm got hit by a meteor [[NoodleIncident again]] -- funny enough. [[EnmityWithAnObject That it was waiting for him in an alleyway]] is even funnier, but the fact that there is such a thing as a Department of Vindictive Astronomy at the Unseen University takes the cake.
* The scene with everyone trying to get a reward for the dog. No, "No, it's a cow. It's a badger. (He's been ill!) It's a parrot! You've trained it to bark and you've painted "[=DoG=]" on it but it's still a parrot! Some parrot!" Then Saccharissa passive-aggressively informs William "Some complete ''[[UnusualEuphemism muffin]]'' offered a reward! In Ankh-Morpork! Do you know what I've been dealing with all day? There's ''ferrets'' out there!there!"
12th Jan '17 12:35:04 AM Gesperitia
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* Death gets one when he goes to collect [[spoiler: Mr Pin]], whose spirit runs up to him, and, for the first time in Death's experience, ''looks back''.
7th Dec '16 6:23:55 PM NanoMoose
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* The scene with everyone trying to get a reward for the dog. No, it's a cow. It's a badger. (He's been ill!) It's a parrot! You've trained it to bark and you've painted "Dog" on it but it's still a parrot! Some complete ''[[UnusualEuphemism muffin]]'' offered a reward! In Ankh-Morpork! Do you know what I've been dealing with all day? There's ''ferrets'' out there!

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* The scene with everyone trying to get a reward for the dog. No, it's a cow. It's a badger. (He's been ill!) It's a parrot! You've trained it to bark and you've painted "Dog" "[=DoG=]" on it but it's still a parrot! Some complete ''[[UnusualEuphemism muffin]]'' offered a reward! In Ankh-Morpork! Do you know what I've been dealing with all day? There's ''ferrets'' out there!
15th Nov '16 11:06:36 AM Lullabee
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** And later suggests that Vetinari has gone mad because he's been talking about making lobsters fly. After Vimes and Carrot discuss how Vetinari's possible replacement "wants a return to the values and traditions that made the city great", Vimes says he'd "rather take a chance on the lobsters".
13th Nov '16 7:00:13 AM LadyJafaria
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* The scene with everyone trying to get a reward for the dog. No, it's a cow. It's a badger. (He's been ill!) It's a parrot! You've trained it to bark and you've painted "Dog" on it but it's still a parrot! Some complete ''[[UnusualEuphemism muffin]]'' offered a reward! In Ankh-Morpork! Do you know what I've been dealing with all day? There's ''ferrets'' out there!
26th Sep '16 8:14:12 AM GothicProphet
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* The mayor of Quirm got hit by a meteor [[NoodleIncident again]] -- funny enough. [[EnmityWithAnObject That it was waiting for him in an alleyway]] is even funnier, but the fact that there is such a thing as a Department of Vindictive Astronomy at the Unseen University takes the cake.

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* The mayor of Quirm got hit by a meteor [[NoodleIncident again]] -- funny enough. [[EnmityWithAnObject That it was waiting for him in an alleyway]] is even funnier, but the fact that there is such a thing as a Department of Vindictive Astronomy at the Unseen University takes the cake.cake.
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15th Sep '16 4:06:16 PM Adeon
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* A small but hilarious one: the only Guilds that refuse to vote to impeach Vetinari are the four run by women (specifically the Beggars, the Seamstresses, the Launderers and the Exotic Dancers), prompting William to observe, very dryly, that the man must have led a very interesting life.

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* A small but hilarious one: the only Guilds that refuse to vote to impeach Vetinari are the four run by women (specifically the Beggars, the Seamstresses, the Launderers and the Exotic Dancers), prompting William to observe, very dryly, that the man must have led a very interesting life.life (although given what we know from other books it's more likely that it's due to him promoting equal employment protections for women and helping the Seamstresses become a formal guild).
7th Sep '16 12:16:53 AM NanoMoose
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* The mayor of Quirm got hit by a meteor [[NoodleIncident again]]- funny enough. [[EnmityWithAnObject That it was waiting for him in an alleyway]] is even funnier, but the fact that there is such a thing as a Department of Vindictive Astronomy at the Unseen University takes the cake.

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* The mayor of Quirm got hit by a meteor [[NoodleIncident again]]- again]] -- funny enough. [[EnmityWithAnObject That it was waiting for him in an alleyway]] is even funnier, but the fact that there is such a thing as a Department of Vindictive Astronomy at the Unseen University takes the cake.
7th Aug '16 1:33:42 PM Chabal2
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* Vetinari, trying to make a point about the industriousness of the city, asks the man he's talking to to look outside. Unfortunately, that man is one of the famously LiteralMinded Ridcully brothers, who answers "Fog." Later, Hughnon gets stuck on Vetinari's metaphor about c-commerce and sending prawns by clacks.

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* Vetinari, trying to make a point about the industriousness of the city, asks the man he's talking to to look outside. Unfortunately, that man is one of the famously LiteralMinded Ridcully brothers, who answers "Fog." Later, Hughnon gets stuck on Vetinari's metaphor about c-commerce and sending prawns by clacks.clacks.
* The mayor of Quirm got hit by a meteor [[NoodleIncident again]]- funny enough. [[EnmityWithAnObject That it was waiting for him in an alleyway]] is even funnier, but the fact that there is such a thing as a Department of Vindictive Astronomy at the Unseen University takes the cake.
7th Aug '16 1:28:40 PM Chabal2
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-->'''Mr. Tulip''': I thought maybe a maypole. An' then a display of country dancing, land tillage under the three-field system, several plagues, and, if my hand ain't too tired, the invention of the ---ing horse collar.

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-->'''Mr. Tulip''': I thought maybe a maypole. An' then a display of country dancing, land tillage under the three-field system, several plagues, and, if my hand ain't too tired, the invention of the ---ing horse collar.collar.
* Vetinari, trying to make a point about the industriousness of the city, asks the man he's talking to to look outside. Unfortunately, that man is one of the famously LiteralMinded Ridcully brothers, who answers "Fog." Later, Hughnon gets stuck on Vetinari's metaphor about c-commerce and sending prawns by clacks.
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