History Funny / TheTruth

9th Jan '18 12:46:38 PM Erpegis
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** This is also a FandomNod, since Vetinari is acknowledged as having a strictly female fan club.
18th Dec '17 6:52:43 PM Montanto
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* Death gets one when he goes to collect [[spoiler: Mr Pin]], whose spirit runs up to him, and, for the first time in Death's experience, ''looks back''.

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* Death gets one when he goes to collect [[spoiler: Mr Mr. Pin]], whose spirit runs up to him, and, for the first time in Death's experience, ''looks back''.back''.
* Saccharissa and the Dwarves talking down a relapsing Otto using a blood sausage and singing hymns.
6th Dec '17 11:21:59 AM miruvor
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* There is something quite amusing in the fact that Vetinari essentially uses his period of incarceration, while under suspicion of attempted murder, to have an extended sleep-in of the sort that he doesn't usually get.
16th Oct '17 4:28:25 AM Andyroid
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* The mayor of Quirm got hit by a meteor [[NoodleIncident again]] -- funny enough. [[EnmityWithAnObject That it was waiting for him in an alleyway]] is even funnier, but the fact that there is such a thing as a Department of Vindictive Astronomy at the Unseen University takes the cake.
* The scene with everyone trying to get a reward for the dog. No, it's a cow. It's a badger. (He's been ill!) It's a parrot! You've trained it to bark and you've painted "[=DoG=]" on it but it's still a parrot! Some complete ''[[UnusualEuphemism muffin]]'' offered a reward! In Ankh-Morpork! Do you know what I've been dealing with all day? There's ''ferrets'' out there!

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* The mayor of Quirm got hit by a meteor [[NoodleIncident again]] -- funny enough. [[EnmityWithAnObject That it was waiting for him in an alleyway]] is even funnier, but the fact that there is such a thing as a Department of Vindictive Astronomy at the Unseen University takes the cake.
* The scene with everyone trying to get a reward for the dog. No, "No, it's a cow. It's a badger. (He's been ill!) It's a parrot! You've trained it to bark and you've painted "[=DoG=]" on it but it's still a parrot! Some parrot!" Then Saccharissa passive-aggressively informs William "Some complete ''[[UnusualEuphemism muffin]]'' offered a reward! In Ankh-Morpork! Do you know what I've been dealing with all day? There's ''ferrets'' out there!there!"
12th Jan '17 12:35:04 AM Gesperitia
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* Death gets one when he goes to collect [[spoiler: Mr Pin]], whose spirit runs up to him, and, for the first time in Death's experience, ''looks back''.
7th Dec '16 6:23:55 PM NanoMoose
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* The scene with everyone trying to get a reward for the dog. No, it's a cow. It's a badger. (He's been ill!) It's a parrot! You've trained it to bark and you've painted "Dog" on it but it's still a parrot! Some complete ''[[UnusualEuphemism muffin]]'' offered a reward! In Ankh-Morpork! Do you know what I've been dealing with all day? There's ''ferrets'' out there!

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* The scene with everyone trying to get a reward for the dog. No, it's a cow. It's a badger. (He's been ill!) It's a parrot! You've trained it to bark and you've painted "Dog" "[=DoG=]" on it but it's still a parrot! Some complete ''[[UnusualEuphemism muffin]]'' offered a reward! In Ankh-Morpork! Do you know what I've been dealing with all day? There's ''ferrets'' out there!
15th Nov '16 11:06:36 AM Lullabee
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** And later suggests that Vetinari has gone mad because he's been talking about making lobsters fly. After Vimes and Carrot discuss how Vetinari's possible replacement "wants a return to the values and traditions that made the city great", Vimes says he'd "rather take a chance on the lobsters".
13th Nov '16 7:00:13 AM LadyJafaria
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* The scene with everyone trying to get a reward for the dog. No, it's a cow. It's a badger. (He's been ill!) It's a parrot! You've trained it to bark and you've painted "Dog" on it but it's still a parrot! Some complete ''[[UnusualEuphemism muffin]]'' offered a reward! In Ankh-Morpork! Do you know what I've been dealing with all day? There's ''ferrets'' out there!
26th Sep '16 8:14:12 AM GothicProphet
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* The mayor of Quirm got hit by a meteor [[NoodleIncident again]] -- funny enough. [[EnmityWithAnObject That it was waiting for him in an alleyway]] is even funnier, but the fact that there is such a thing as a Department of Vindictive Astronomy at the Unseen University takes the cake.

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* The mayor of Quirm got hit by a meteor [[NoodleIncident again]] -- funny enough. [[EnmityWithAnObject That it was waiting for him in an alleyway]] is even funnier, but the fact that there is such a thing as a Department of Vindictive Astronomy at the Unseen University takes the cake.cake.
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15th Sep '16 4:06:16 PM Adeon
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* A small but hilarious one: the only Guilds that refuse to vote to impeach Vetinari are the four run by women (specifically the Beggars, the Seamstresses, the Launderers and the Exotic Dancers), prompting William to observe, very dryly, that the man must have led a very interesting life.

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* A small but hilarious one: the only Guilds that refuse to vote to impeach Vetinari are the four run by women (specifically the Beggars, the Seamstresses, the Launderers and the Exotic Dancers), prompting William to observe, very dryly, that the man must have led a very interesting life.life (although given what we know from other books it's more likely that it's due to him promoting equal employment protections for women and helping the Seamstresses become a formal guild).
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