History Funny / TheThirteenthWarrior

24th May '16 6:07:42 AM TheKaizerreich
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22nd Jan '15 4:48:59 PM LeninsBeard
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--> [''upon learning that he's going to fight an army of enemy warriors'']

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--> [''upon learning that he's going to fight the "fire wyrm" is an army of enemy warriors''] men carrying torches'']



--> '''Herger:''' An engineering dispute... [''camera pans to Herger sharpening his sword and shields laying at his feet'']

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--> '''Herger:''' An engineering dispute... [''camera pans to Herger sharpening his sword and shields laying at his feet'']feet'']
* During their escape from the Wendol's lair, swimming out through the Thunder cliffs.
--> '''Herger''' The way we'll know is: if they don't follow us it's too far to swim!
1st Nov '14 6:24:20 AM lorgskyegon
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1st Nov '14 6:16:44 AM lorgskyegon
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* Herger throws Ahmad a sword, which is rather unwieldy for the aristocratic poet:

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* Herger throws Ahmad a sword, Viking broadsword, which is rather unwieldy for the aristocratic poet:
1st Sep '14 1:05:40 PM Chuckles
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--> '''Weath:''' Give an Arab a sword and he makes a knife!
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2nd Apr '14 1:12:00 PM TheMysteriousTroper
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--> (Upon learning that he's going to fight an army of enemy warriors) ''"I'd rather fight a dragon."''

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--> (Upon [''upon learning that he's going to fight an army of enemy warriors) ''"I'd warriors'']
-->'''Herger:''' I'd
rather fight a dragon."''



--> '''Herger:''' An engineering dispute [Camera pans on Herger sharpening his sword and shields laying on his feet]

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--> '''Herger:''' An engineering dispute [Camera dispute... [''camera pans on to Herger sharpening his sword and shields laying on at his feet]feet'']
20th Jan '14 9:29:52 PM TheMysteriousTroper
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* When asked his name, Ahmad includes his [[OverlyLongName full name]] with all of the "ibn" connectors that are a common feature of names for his people.
-->'''Herger:''' ...Aben?
-->'''Ahmad:''' No, no [...] 'ibn' means, "the son of."
-->'''Herger:''' [''to the others''] Aben.


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* Herger throws Ahmad a sword, which is rather unwieldy for the aristocratic poet:
-->'''Ahmad:''' I cannot lift this.
-->'''Herger:''' [''holding his arms out in a shrug while smiling''] Grow stronger.
25th Sep '13 2:08:00 AM rzorrz
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--> (Upon learning that he's going to fight an army of enemy warriors) ''"I'd rather fight a dragon."''

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--> (Upon learning that he's going to fight an army of enemy warriors) ''"I'd rather fight a dragon."''"''
* The whole metal worker scene, starting with Ahmad doing more damage than helping and ending with his flashy moves with his brand new pseudo-scimitar.
--> '''Weath:''' When you die, can I give it to my daughter?
* This gem:
--> '''Ahmad:''' What happened?
--> '''Herger:''' An engineering dispute [Camera pans on Herger sharpening his sword and shields laying on his feet]
3rd Jul '13 8:03:43 PM Raytina
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* (Upon learning that he's going to fight an army of humanoid monsters) ''"I'd rather fight a dragon."''

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* Herger the Joyful is, by far, the funniest character in the whole film.
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(Upon learning that he's going to fight an army of humanoid monsters) enemy warriors) ''"I'd rather fight a dragon."''
3rd Jul '13 7:49:19 PM Raytina
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* (Upon learning that he's going to fight an army of humanoid monsters) ''"I'd rather fight a dragon."''
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