History Funny / TheThirteenthWarrior

21st Apr '17 2:29:36 PM Jan_z_Michal
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* In the morning, the vikings starts passing among themselves a bowl full of water. Some drink from it. Other gargle their throats and spit the water back. Some wash their hands, after blowing their noses into them. Ahmad, immaculately clean and sitting in his most elegant robe, observes it all with increasing disgust. Eventually the bowl is passed to ''him'', with no ill intentions and as a sign of good manners toward a guest. By this point he looks as if he was about to throw up into the bowl.

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* In the morning, the vikings starts passing among themselves a bowl full of water. Some drink from it. Other gargle their throats and spit the water back. Some wash their hands, after blowing their noses into them. Ahmad, immaculately clean and sitting in his most elegant robe, observes it all with increasing disgust. Eventually the bowl is passed to ''him'', with no ill intentions and as a sign of good manners toward a guest. By this point he looks as if he was about to throw up into the bowl.bowl and he quickly pushes it away.
** Made even more funny in the script and original cut, where the scene lasts a bit longer. Herger looks amused at Ahmad's reaction and asks something in Norse, then switches to Greek when he realises they can't understand him.
-->'''Ahmad''': What he said?
-->'''Melchisidek''': "Don't Arabs believe in cleanliness?"
20th Mar '17 7:12:17 AM Jan_z_Michal
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* After a heavy party, the vikings starts passing among themselves a bowl full of water. Some drink from it. Other gargle their throats and spit the water back. Some wash their hands, after blowing their noses into them. Ahmad, immaculately clean and sitting in his most elegant robe, observes it all with increasing disgust. Eventually the bowl is passed to ''him'', with no ill intentions and as a sign of good manners toward a guest. By this point he looks as if he was about to throw up into the bowl.

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* After a heavy party, In the morning, the vikings starts passing among themselves a bowl full of water. Some drink from it. Other gargle their throats and spit the water back. Some wash their hands, after blowing their noses into them. Ahmad, immaculately clean and sitting in his most elegant robe, observes it all with increasing disgust. Eventually the bowl is passed to ''him'', with no ill intentions and as a sign of good manners toward a guest. By this point he looks as if he was about to throw up into the bowl.



* After his horse is called a dog for the n-th time, Ahmad decided to show off the remaining 12 what he and his mount are capable off. After few impressive jumps, including one over Weath's own horse (and throwing him off the saddle into mud), he catches up with rest of the group

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* After Having to listen his horse is being called a dog for the n-th time, Ahmad decided to show off the remaining 12 what he and his mount are capable off. After few impressive jumps, including one over Weath's own horse (and throwing him off the saddle into mud), he catches up with rest of the group



* After the first encounter with the Wendol, Ahmad has his face clawed. A Norse woman starts to tend his wound, while he keeps hissing out of pain from what appears to be few harmless, shallow cuts. Then she starts applying an ointment, which is revealed to be boiled-down cow urine (ammonia is a strong antiseptic). Ahmad panics about such filth being put on his face, demanding clean water instead. The woman nods in agreement, but then describes the fever and infection he will get by the morning if she's not allowed to finish her job. Ahmad instantly puts his face for more of the ointment.

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* After Ahmad has his face clawed after the first encounter with the Wendol, Ahmad has his face clawed. Wendol. A Norse woman starts to tend his wound, wounds, while he keeps hissing out of pain from what appears to be few harmless, shallow cuts. Then she starts applying an ointment, which is revealed to be boiled-down cow urine (ammonia is a strong antiseptic). Ahmad panics about such filth being put on his face, demanding clean water instead. The woman nods in agreement, but then describes the fever and infection he will get by the morning if she's not allowed to finish her job. Ahmad instantly puts eagerly allows her to cover the rest of his face for more of wounds with the ointment.
20th Mar '17 7:05:41 AM Jan_z_Michal
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* After slowly learning Norse by sheer immersion, Ahmad eventually overhears when his mother is insulted. He opens his mouth for the first time for what appears to be ''months'', carefully saying every word to make sure everyone understands.
-->'''Skeld:''' She probably was some smoke-colored camp girl. Looked like that one's mother.
-->'''Ahmad:''' My mother (All the Norsemen instantly get silent, stunned) was a pure woman from a noble family. ({{beat}}) And I, at least, know who my father is, you pig-eating son of a whore!
* After his horse is called a dog for the n-th time, Ahmad decided to show off the remaining 12 what he and his mount are capable off. After few impressive jumps, including one over Weath's own horse (and throwing him off the saddle into mud), he catches up with rest of the group
-->'''Buliwyf :''' (jokingly) So, the dog can jump
20th Mar '17 6:48:14 AM Jan_z_Michal
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* After a heavy party, the vikings starts passing among themselves a bowl full of water. Some drink from it. Other gargle their throats and spit the water back. Some wash their hands, after blowing their noses into them. Ahmad, immaculately clean and sitting in his most elegant robe, observes it all with increasing disgust. Eventually the bowl is passed to ''him'', with no ill intentions and as a sign of good manners toward a guest. By this point he looks as if he was about to throw up into the bowl.



* After the first encounter with the Wendol, Ahmad has his face clawed. A Norse woman starts to tend his wound, while he keeps hissing out of pain from what appears to be few harmless, shallow cuts. Then she starts applying an ointment, which is revealed to be boiled-down cow urine (ammonia is a strong antiseptic). Ahmad panics about such filth being put on his face, demanding clean water instead. The woman nods in agreement, but then describes the fever and infection he will get by the morning if she's not allowed to finish her job. Ahmad instantly puts his face for more of the ointment.



--> '''Herger''' The way we'll know is: if they don't follow us it's too far to swim!
* After the first encounter with the Wendol, Ahmad has his face clawed. A Norse woman starts to tend his wound, while he keeps hissing out of pain from what appears to be few harmless, shallow cuts. Then she starts applying an ointment, which is revealed to be boiled-down cow urine (ammonia is a strong antiseptic). Ahmad panics about such filth being put on his face, demanding clean water instead. The woman nods in agreement, but then describes the fever and infection he will get by the morning if she's not allowed to finish her job. Ahmad instantly puts his face for more of the ointment.

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--> '''Herger''' The way we'll know is: if they don't follow us it's too far to swim!
* After the first encounter with the Wendol, Ahmad has his face clawed. A Norse woman starts to tend his wound, while he keeps hissing out of pain from what appears to be few harmless, shallow cuts. Then she starts applying an ointment, which is revealed to be boiled-down cow urine (ammonia is a strong antiseptic). Ahmad panics about such filth being put on his face, demanding clean water instead. The woman nods in agreement, but then describes the fever and infection he will get by the morning if she's not allowed to finish her job. Ahmad instantly puts his face for more of the ointment.
swim!
20th Mar '17 6:43:17 AM Jan_z_Michal
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--> '''Herger''' The way we'll know is: if they don't follow us it's too far to swim!

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--> '''Herger''' The way we'll know is: if they don't follow us it's too far to swim!swim!
* After the first encounter with the Wendol, Ahmad has his face clawed. A Norse woman starts to tend his wound, while he keeps hissing out of pain from what appears to be few harmless, shallow cuts. Then she starts applying an ointment, which is revealed to be boiled-down cow urine (ammonia is a strong antiseptic). Ahmad panics about such filth being put on his face, demanding clean water instead. The woman nods in agreement, but then describes the fever and infection he will get by the morning if she's not allowed to finish her job. Ahmad instantly puts his face for more of the ointment.
20th Mar '17 6:34:48 AM Jan_z_Michal
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--> ...

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--> ...--> (Ahmad shows of his skills, eventually pointing the blade at Weath, who doesn't even blink)
24th May '16 6:07:42 AM TheKaizerreich
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... --> ...
22nd Jan '15 4:48:59 PM LeninsBeard
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--> [''upon learning that he's going to fight an army of enemy warriors'']

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--> [''upon learning that he's going to fight the "fire wyrm" is an army of enemy warriors''] men carrying torches'']



--> '''Herger:''' An engineering dispute... [''camera pans to Herger sharpening his sword and shields laying at his feet'']

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--> '''Herger:''' An engineering dispute... [''camera pans to Herger sharpening his sword and shields laying at his feet'']feet'']
* During their escape from the Wendol's lair, swimming out through the Thunder cliffs.
--> '''Herger''' The way we'll know is: if they don't follow us it's too far to swim!
1st Nov '14 6:24:20 AM lorgskyegon
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1st Nov '14 6:16:44 AM lorgskyegon
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* Herger throws Ahmad a sword, which is rather unwieldy for the aristocratic poet:

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* Herger throws Ahmad a sword, Viking broadsword, which is rather unwieldy for the aristocratic poet:
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