History Funny / TheThickOfIt

18th Jul '17 1:49:29 PM KnightSpark
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'''Ollie:''' [[spoiler:...Star Wars?]]

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'''Ollie:''' [[spoiler:...Star Wars?]]Wars?]]\\
18th Jul '17 11:06:48 AM KnightSpark
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* Malcolm's response to being asked not to swear is hysterical: "I'm really sorry, you won't hear any more swearing from us, YOU MASSIVE GAY ''SHITE''! Fuck off!"

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* Malcolm's response to being asked not to swear is hysterical: "I'm hysterical:
--> '''Malcolm:''' I'm
really sorry, you won't hear any more swearing from us, YOU MASSIVE GAY ''SHITE''! ''[[PrecisionFStrike SHITE]]''! Fuck off!"
8th Jul '17 7:54:46 AM TheAmazingBlachman
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-->'''Malcolm:''' Who's the [[Series/LittleBritain only gay in the village]]?
-->'''Hugh:''' [[Radio/TheArchers Eddie Grundy?]]

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-->'''Malcolm:''' Who's the [[Series/LittleBritain only gay in the village]]?
-->'''Hugh:'''
village]]?\\
'''Hugh:'''
[[Radio/TheArchers Eddie Grundy?]]



-->'''Jamie:''' "You, Julius Nicholson, being of sound mind, but with a body that looks like a giant sex toy, did knowingly do us up the shitter!"
-->'''Jamie:''' "EAT THE FUCKING CHEESE!"

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-->'''Jamie:''' "You, You, Julius Nicholson, being of sound mind, but with a body that looks like a giant sex toy, did knowingly do us up the shitter!"
-->'''Jamie:''' "EAT
shitter!\\
'''Jamie:''' EAT
THE FUCKING CHEESE!"CHEESE!



-->'''Hugh:''' "Well, I lied to the Select Committee. It's like lying to the House."
-->'''Malcolm:''' "Yeah, I know, but if she doesn't know then it doesn't matter, Hugh."
-->'''Terri:''' "Excuse me, but I really can't be fielding calls right now. I have got a lot of lines to learn. It's Claire Ballentine's office--they want departmental diaries from the last twelve weeks."
-->...
-->'''Malcolm:''' "''Hugh'', go and get Ollie and Glenn in here! This is really serious. You have ''lied'' to a Select Committee."
-->'''Hugh:''' "I told you that!"
-->'''Malcolm:''' "But that's like lying to the House!"
-->'''Hugh:''' "That's what I said."
-->'''Malcolm:''' "Yeah, but ''they're on to you!''"

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-->'''Hugh:''' "Well, Well, I lied to the Select Committee. It's like lying to the House."
-->'''Malcolm:''' "Yeah,
\\
'''Malcolm:''' Yeah,
I know, but if she doesn't know then it doesn't matter, Hugh."
-->'''Terri:'''
\\
'''Terri:'''
"Excuse me, but I really can't be fielding calls right now. I have got a lot of lines to learn. It's Claire Ballentine's office--they want departmental diaries from the last twelve weeks."
-->...
-->'''Malcolm:''' "''Hugh'',
\\
...\\
'''Malcolm:''' ''Hugh'',
go and get Ollie and Glenn in here! This is really serious. You have ''lied'' to a Select Committee."
-->'''Hugh:''' "I
\\
'''Hugh:''' I
told you that!"
-->'''Malcolm:''' "But
that!\\
'''Malcolm:''' But
that's like lying to the House!"
-->'''Hugh:''' "That's
House!\\
'''Hugh:''' That's
what I said."
-->'''Malcolm:''' "Yeah,
\\
'''Malcolm:''' Yeah,
but ''they're on to you!''"you!''



-->'''Malcolm:''' "What's that film you love?"
-->'''Ollie:''' "What film?"
-->'''Malcolm:''' "The one about the hairdresser. The space hairdresser and the cowboy...the guy, he's got a tinfoil pal and a pedalbin... his father's a robot and he's fucking fucked his sister...Lego, they're all made of fucking Lego."
-->'''Ollie:''' [[spoiler:"...Star Wars?"]]
-->'''Malcolm:''' "That's the one!"

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-->'''Malcolm:''' "What's What's that film you love?"
-->'''Ollie:''' "What film?"
-->'''Malcolm:''' "The
love?\\
-'''Ollie:''' What film?\\
'''Malcolm:''' The
one about the hairdresser. The space hairdresser and the cowboy...the guy, The guy's, he's got a tinfoil pal and a pedalbin... his father's a robot and he's fucking fucked his sister... Lego, they're all made of fucking Lego."
-->'''Ollie:''' [[spoiler:"...
\\
'''Ollie:''' [[spoiler:...
Star Wars?"]]
-->'''Malcolm:''' "That's
Wars?]]
'''Malcolm:''' That's
the one!"one!



--> '''Peter:''' "I'd like to use his mouth as an ashtray--it doesn't mean I'd actually ''do'' it."

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--> '''Peter:''' "I'd -->'''Peter:''' I'd like to use his mouth as an ashtray--it ashtray -- it doesn't mean I'd actually ''do'' it."



--> '''Peter:''' I hate school children. They're volatile and stupid and they haven't got the vote. Might as well be talking to fucking geese.

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--> '''Peter:''' -->'''Peter:''' I hate school children. They're volatile and stupid and they haven't got the vote. Might as well be talking to fucking geese.



-->'''Malcolm:''' "You're fucking dead. And those three little words, "Tim in Ruislip", are the fucking nails in your coffin, dear. Tim. In. Ruislip! Tim in fucking Ruislip. And as for Tim, in--"\\
'''Janice:''' "Can you stop FUCKING saying that please!?"\\
'''Malcolm:''' "--'''FUCKING Ruislip''', he's fucking dead as well! That fucking texting coward! Give me his number. What's his fucking number?! Give me the fucking number of Tim in Ruislip! If you don't give me his fucking number, do you know what I'm going to have to do? I'm gonna have to go to fucking Ruislip, and fucking ''snap the thumb and forefinger'' of every single person I see, who I think resembles the find of ''wanker'' that walks around in this day and fucking age with a name like '''fucking TIM.'''"

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-->'''Malcolm:''' "You're You're fucking dead. And those three little words, "Tim in Ruislip", are the fucking nails in your coffin, dear. Tim. In. Ruislip! Tim in fucking Ruislip. And as for Tim, in--"\\
in--\\
'''Janice:''' "Can Can you stop FUCKING saying that please!?"\\
please!?\\
'''Malcolm:''' "--'''FUCKING --'''FUCKING Ruislip''', he's fucking dead as well! That fucking texting coward! Give me his number. What's his fucking number?! Give me the fucking number of Tim in Ruislip! If you don't give me his fucking number, do you know what I'm going to have to do? I'm gonna have to go to fucking Ruislip, and fucking ''snap the thumb and forefinger'' of every single person I see, who I think resembles the find of ''wanker'' that walks around in this day and fucking age with a name like '''fucking TIM.'''"'''



-->'''Sureka''': "How do you turn Mr. Tickle into Mr. Happy? Lithium."

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-->'''Sureka''': "How -->'''Sureka:''' How do you turn Mr. Tickle into Mr. Happy? Lithium."



-->'''Nicola:''' "Should I have read the...you know..." ''(pantomimes the official Whitehall document box that theoretically contains important governmental information)''
-->'''Ollie:''' "Oh, those. No, don't worry. They're purely ornamental, much like Glenn's balls."
-->...
-->'''Glenn:''' "You don't hang around in this business for as long as I have without making a few contacts."
-->'''Ollie:''' "Yes, Glenn, but Disraeli is dead. He died in the Crimea. Did you not hear the town crier announce it?"

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-->'''Nicola:''' "Should Should I have read the...you know..." ''(pantomimes the official Whitehall document box that theoretically contains important governmental information)''
-->'''Ollie:''' "Oh,
information)''\\
'''Ollie:''' Oh,
those. No, don't worry. They're purely ornamental, much like Glenn's balls."
-->...
-->'''Glenn:''' "You
\\
...\\
'''Glenn:''' You
don't hang around in this business for as long as I have without making a few contacts."
-->'''Ollie:''' "Yes,
\\
'''Ollie:''' Yes,
Glenn, but Disraeli is dead. He died in the Crimea. Did you not hear the town crier announce it?"it?
11th Jun '17 10:18:50 AM Psyclone
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'''Malcolm:''' "--'''FUCKING Ruislip''', he's fucking dead as well! That fucking texting coward! Give me his number. What's his fucking number?! Give me the fucking number of Tim in Ruislip! If you don't give me his fucking number, do you know what I'm going to have to do? I'm gonna have to go to fucking Ruislip, and fucking ''snap the thumb and forefinger'' of every single person I see, who I think resembles the find of ''wanker'' that walks around in this day and age with a name like '''fucking TIM.'''"

to:

'''Malcolm:''' "--'''FUCKING Ruislip''', he's fucking dead as well! That fucking texting coward! Give me his number. What's his fucking number?! Give me the fucking number of Tim in Ruislip! If you don't give me his fucking number, do you know what I'm going to have to do? I'm gonna have to go to fucking Ruislip, and fucking ''snap the thumb and forefinger'' of every single person I see, who I think resembles the find of ''wanker'' that walks around in this day and fucking age with a name like '''fucking TIM.'''"
26th Apr '17 8:29:47 AM DoctorNemesis
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* In 4.03, Fergus and Adam end up buying a bank with tax-payer money out of social embarrassment.
-->'''Peter:''' I sometimes buy ''The Big Issue'' out of social embarrassment, I don't buy a fucking ''bank''!
5th Feb '17 2:53:18 AM youfeelingluckypunk27
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* Peter Mannion's disdain for children:
--> '''Peter:''' I hate school children. They're volatile and stupid and they haven't got the vote. Might as well be talking to fucking geese.
5th Feb '17 2:41:44 AM youfeelingluckypunk27
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* In 4.06 Robyn recognises a Baroness as having been in the papers. The Baroness is absent for the next hearing.

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* In 4.06 Robyn recognises a Baroness Sureka as having been in the papers. The Baroness is absent for the next hearing.
* Baroness Sureka reading out the jokes made about Mr. Tickel.
-->'''Sureka''': "How do you turn Mr. Tickle into Mr. Happy? Lithium."
5th Feb '17 12:26:26 AM youfeelingluckypunk27
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* In 4.06 Robyn recognises a Baroness as having been in the papers. The Baroness is absent for the next hearing.
11th Dec '16 2:32:11 PM JohnPrestwick
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* The scene when Malcolm interrupts Hugh's interview with Angela Heaney in the (supposedly) soundproofed office and takes him outside for a bollocking. Terri walks in and calmly asks Angela if she wants tea and biscuits, while Malcolm's torrent of abuse can be heard [[FunnyBackgroundEvent in the background]].
2nd Nov '16 6:44:10 AM Magennis
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--> And then Phil walks off looking like he might genuinely have soiled himself.

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--> And **And then Phil walks off looking like he might genuinely have soiled himself.
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