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--> '''Esteban:''' I am so sorry Mr. Moseby but... ''(Moseby [[FingerWag wags his finger]])'' You're right. (stands right beside; as Moseby)'' Oh, no excuses, Esteban. This has happened too many times. I'm afraid I have no choice but to fire you. ''(as himself)'' Oh, please Mr. Moseby. Don't fire me! I need this job! ''(as Moseby)'' Oh, very welllll. You can have your job back. ''(as himself)'' Maybe I don't want it back. Maybe I'll go somewhere with a little more jump security. ''(as Moseby; wags finger)'' Oh, pit-tit-tit-tit-tit-tit-tit-tit! No, Esteban! Don't leave! I need you. Oh, alright. You can have a raise. ''(Moseby's eyes go wide and tries to tell Esteban that he doesn't get to have a raise)'' ''(as himself)'' I accept! You're a great man! ''(as Moseby)'' OH PISH POOOSSSHHH!!!

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--> '''Esteban:''' I am so sorry Mr. Moseby but... ''(Moseby [[FingerWag wags his finger]])'' You're right. (stands ''(stands right beside; as Moseby)'' Oh, no excuses, Esteban. This has happened too many times. I'm afraid I have no choice but to fire you. ''(as himself)'' Oh, please Mr. Moseby. Don't fire me! I need this job! ''(as Moseby)'' Oh, very welllll. You can have your job back. ''(as himself)'' Maybe I don't want it back. Maybe I'll go somewhere with a little more jump security. ''(as Moseby; wags finger)'' Oh, pit-tit-tit-tit-tit-tit-tit-tit! No, Esteban! Don't leave! I need you. Oh, alright. You can have a raise. ''(Moseby's eyes go wide and tries to tell Esteban that he doesn't get to have a raise)'' ''(as himself)'' I accept! You're a great man! ''(as Moseby)'' OH PISH POOOSSSHHH!!!
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--> '''Esteban:''' I am so sorry Mr. Moseby but... ''(Moseby [[FingerWag wags his finger]])'' You're right. (stands right beside; as Moseby)'' Oh, no excuses, Esteban. This has happened too many times. I'm afraid I have no choice but to fire you. ''(as himself)'' Oh, please Mr. Moseby. Don't fire me! I need this job! ''(as Moseby)'' Oh, very welllll. You can have your job back. ''(as himself)'' Maybe I don't want it back. Maybe I'll go somewhere with a little more jump security. ''(as Moseby; wags finger)'' Oh, pit-tit-tit-tit-tit-tit-tit-tit! No, Esteban! Don't leave! I need you. Oh, alright. You can have a raise. ''(Moseby's eyes go wide and tries to tell Esteban that he doesn't get to have a raise)'' ''(as himself)'' I accept! You're a great man! ''(as Moseby)'' OH PISH POOOSSSHHH!!!
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*** Esteban imitating Moseby when the latter is late... [[NoodleIncident again]].

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*** Esteban imitating Moseby when the latter former is late... [[NoodleIncident again]].
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---> ''(All three start two sway side to side, much to his frustration. Then he tries another gesture, only for them to copy it as a dance too. Then he starts stomping his feet, causing the three to do "The Running Man". Moseby throws his hands in the air and [[DopeSlap slaps Esteban on the head]].)''

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---> ''(All three start two to sway side to side, much to his frustration. Then he tries another gesture, only for them to copy it as a dance too. Then he starts stomping his feet, causing the three to do "The Running Man". Moseby throws his hands in the air and [[DopeSlap slaps Esteban on the head]].)''
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*** Esteban imitating Moseby when the latter is late... [[NoodleIncident again]].
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---> ''(All three start two sway side to side, much to his frustration. Then he tries another gesture, only for them to copy it as a dance too. Then he starts stomping his feet, causing the three to do "The Running Man". Moseby throws his hands in the air and [[DopeSlap slaps Esteban on the head.)''

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---> ''(All three start two sway side to side, much to his frustration. Then he tries another gesture, only for them to copy it as a dance too. Then he starts stomping his feet, causing the three to do "The Running Man". Moseby throws his hands in the air and [[DopeSlap slaps Esteban on the head.head]].)''
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---> '''All three:''' ''(Moseby points to his eye)'' I... (Moseby gestures to his knee) need... (then he holds up two fingers) to... (Moseby makes a gesture that looks like dancing)'' '''DANCE!!!'''

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---> '''All three:''' ''(Moseby points to his eye)'' I... (Moseby ''(Moseby gestures to his knee) knee)'' need... (then ''(then he holds up two fingers) fingers)'' to... (Moseby ''(Moseby makes a gesture that looks like dancing)'' '''DANCE!!!'''
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---> ...

---> '''Maddie:''' Oh, hey Mr. Moseby. How ya doin'?
---> ''(Moseby points to his throat.)''
---> '''London:''' ''(gasps)'' Ooh, I love charades!
---> '''Maddie:''' Oh, oh, oh! ''(sees Moseby writing something)'' A novel! Uhh...
---> '''London:''' A love letter!
---> '''Esteban:''' A parking ticket!
---> '''London:''' Oh, I know! Boots!
---> ''({{Beat}})''
---> '''Maddie:''' How did you get that from parking ticket?
---> '''London:''' [[NoodleIncident I went to buy boots, and when I came out, I had a parking ticket.]]
---> '''All three:''' ''(Moseby points to his eye)'' I... (Moseby gestures to his knee) need... (then he holds up two fingers) to... (Moseby makes a gesture that looks like dancing)'' '''DANCE!!!'''
---> ''(All three start two sway side to side, much to his frustration. Then he tries another gesture, only for them to copy it as a dance too. Then he starts stomping his feet, causing the three to do "The Running Man". Moseby throws his hands in the air and [[DopeSlap slaps Esteban on the head.)''
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---> '''Moseby:''' ''(hoarse voice; to the twins)'' This hotel is not your personal playground. Now since you two have arrived ''(coughs)'' in my hotel, you have been ''(coughs again)'' nothing but ''(and again)'' [-nothing but-] ''(and coughs one last time. Tries to say something but then realizes he can't talk)''

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---> '''Moseby:''' ''(hoarse voice; to the twins)'' This hotel is not your personal playground. Now since you two have arrived ''(coughs)'' in my hotel, you have been ''(coughs again)'' nothing but ''(and again)'' [-nothing but-] but-]... ''(and coughs one last time. Tries to say something but then realizes he can't talk)''
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---> '''Cody:''' A bundle of youthful energy whose spirit has spread life into this stogie old place?

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---> '''Cody:''' A bundle of youthful energy whose spirit has spread life into this stogie nostalgic, old place?
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---> '''Cody:''' Thanks Mr. Moseby! You're the best!

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---> '''Cody:''' Thanks Thanks, Mr. Moseby! You're the best!
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* "Smart and Smarterer." While the main plot is controversial due to Zack pretending to have dyslexia, two of the subplots are amusing to watch.
** Subplot 1: Moseby ends up getting laryngitis, leading everyone to misinterpret what he's really trying to say.
---> '''Moseby:''' ''(hoarse voice; to the twins)'' This hotel is not your personal playground. Now since you two have arrived ''(coughs)'' in my hotel, you have been ''(coughs again)'' nothing but ''(and again)'' [-nothing but-] ''(and coughs one last time. Tries to say something but then realizes he can't talk)''
---> '''Zack:''' A delight?
---> '''Cody:''' A bundle of youthful energy whose spirit has spread life into this stogie old place?
---> '''Zack:''' And to say "thank you", you want to reward us with free sundaes?!
---> '''Cody:''' Thanks Mr. Moseby! You're the best!
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* "Team Tipton"

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* "Team Tipton" Tipton:"
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---> '''Carey:''' [[LampshadeHanging Arwin, I don't think you're supposed to imitate yourself.

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---> '''Carey:''' [[LampshadeHanging Arwin, I don't think you're supposed to imitate yourself.]]




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---> '''Esteban:''' ''(imitates Moseby)'' OOOHHHH, VERY WELLLLL!! Good luck with that! Oh, keep carrying those bags Esteban like a packed mule! While I sit in my office [[MommasBoy TALKING TO]] ''[[MommasBoy MY MOMMY!!!]]''

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* "Team Tipton"
** This:
---> '''Moseby:''' We are here to learn to treat each other with respect and dignity. [[SuddenlyShouting SO]] [[BigShutUp SHUT UP]] [[HypocriticalHumor AND LISTEN]]!
** Everyone making fun of [[UnfortunateName Sandy Butteaux's name]]. They all pronounce it as "Buttocks".
** Sandy tries to make them see eye to eye by putting them in each other's shoes. This leads to everyone in the room mocking each other.
---> '''Carey:''' ''(imitating Patrick)'' Well... ''(imitates his pose)''
---> ''(Patrick mouths "What was that?" after seeing Carey imitate him)''
---> '''Carey:''' ''(imitating Patrick)'' I suppose I can get you to finish dinner in time to see Carey Martin's show, but that would mean working hard.
---> '''Arwin:''' ''([[ObliviousToHisOwnDescription Unknowingly imitates himself]])'' Mr. Moseby, Mr. Moseby? Can I take something that's working perfectly well and do some convoluted thing to it, until it breaks?
---> '''Carey:''' [[LampshadeHanging Arwin, I don't think you're supposed to imitate yourself.
---> '''Arwin:''' I thought I was doing Esteban.
---> '''Moseby:''' [[RapidFireNo No, no, no, no, no, no.]] Esteban is more like this: ''(imitates Esteban)'' Oh, Mr. Mosebyyyy! Ohhh, can I have the day off? Because my [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment chicken has chicken pox. And I can't feed him chicken soup 'cause he's a chicken! Did I mention the fact that I have a chicken?!]]
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--->'''Moseby:''' I barely know how it begins!

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--->'''Moseby:''' I barely know how it begins!''begins!''



--->'''Moseby:''' Relax?! How can I? Mr. Tipton specifically put me in charge of Captain Lunsford’s gift! And presently, my career rests in the BIG GLOVED HANDS ''OF CONNIE'' '''''THE EMOTIONALLY DISTURBED CLOWN!!!'''''

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--->'''Moseby:''' Relax?! How can I? I?! Mr. Tipton specifically put me in charge of Captain Lunsford’s gift! And presently, my career rests in the BIG GLOVED HANDS ''OF CONNIE'' '''''THE EMOTIONALLY DISTURBED CLOWN!!!'''''
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*** The way Muriel breaks the news is absolutely ''priceless''

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*** The way Muriel breaks the news is absolutely ''priceless''''priceless''.
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--> '''Cody:''' ''(gives back the dollar)'' You might want this back.
--> '''London:''' Why?
--> '''Muriel:''' ''(shows the article)'' [[BrutalHonesty 'CAUSE YOU'RE]] ''[[BrutalHonesty BROKE!!!]''

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--> ---> '''Cody:''' ''(gives back the dollar)'' You might want this back.
--> ---> '''London:''' Why?
--> ---> '''Muriel:''' ''(shows the article)'' [[BrutalHonesty 'CAUSE YOU'RE]] ''[[BrutalHonesty BROKE!!!]''BROKE!!!]]''
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*** The way Muriel breaks the news is absolutely ''priceless''
--> '''Cody:''' ''(gives back the dollar)'' You might want this back.
--> '''London:''' Why?
--> '''Muriel:''' ''(shows the article)'' [[BrutalHonesty 'CAUSE YOU'RE]] ''[[BrutalHonesty BROKE!!!]''
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* In a subplot of "Kept Man", Moseby gets annoyed by the baby doll's crying (London and Maddie's assignment is to take care of a baby doll). At some point in the episode, He starts whacking it on a chair...[[NotWhatItLooksLike in front of a mother carrying her baby]].
--> '''Moseby:''' ''(to the mother)'' [[RapidFireNo No, no, no, no!]] He's not a ''real'' baby! No, trust me! I love children! [[SuddenlyShouting LET ME]] [[NotHelpingYourCase HOLD YOUR BABY]]!!!
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--->''(Connie starts sobbing, while Moseby watches on with an annoyed look on his face. Then she blows her nose on one of the hankies and tosses it on Moseby.)''

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--->''(Connie starts sobbing, while Moseby watches on with an annoyed look on his face. Then she blows her nose on one of the hankies and tosses it on to Moseby.)''
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** First London tries to make Moseby feel better by giving him an ice pop, reading a story and decorating his cast. Doesn’t sound so bad right? Well… London accidentally throws the ice pop into Moseby’s face while trying to do the old “here comes the airplane” feeding method, she only reads one page of a book for an entire ''half hour'', and then uses a bedazzler gun to decorate his cast, much to his agony.

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** First First, London tries to make Moseby feel better by giving him an ice pop, reading a story and decorating his cast. Doesn’t sound so bad right? Well… London accidentally throws the ice pop into Moseby’s face while trying to do the old “here comes the airplane” feeding method, she only reads one page of a book for an entire ''half hour'', and then uses a bedazzler gun to decorate his cast, much to his agony.



--->''(Connie starts sobbing, while Moseby, watches on with an annoyed look on his face. Then she blows her nose on one of the hankies and tosses it on Moseby.)''

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--->''(Connie starts sobbing, while Moseby, Moseby watches on with an annoyed look on his face. Then she blows her nose on one of the hankies and tosses it on Moseby.)''
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--->'''Moseby:''' Relax?! How can I? Mr. Tipton specifically put me in charge of Captain Lunsford’s gift! And presently, my career rests in the BIG GLOVED ''OF CONNIE'' '''''THE EMOTIONALLY DISTURBED CLOWN!!!'''''

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--->'''Moseby:''' Relax?! How can I? Mr. Tipton specifically put me in charge of Captain Lunsford’s gift! And presently, my career rests in the BIG GLOVED HANDS ''OF CONNIE'' '''''THE EMOTIONALLY DISTURBED CLOWN!!!'''''
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--->'''Connie:''' And my body’s breaking out into boils! ''(Walks up to Moseby and points to her nose)'' Do you see this red my nose?! ''(Whispers)'' It’s not makeup.

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--->'''Connie:''' And my body’s breaking out into boils! ''(Walks up to Moseby and points to her nose)'' Do you see this red dot on my nose?! ''(Whispers)'' It’s not makeup.
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** Lastly, Cody brings in coq au vin for Moseby. When he leaves, he accidentally spills the still-hot food onto Moseby, and then tries to pick the food up…with a fork.
--->'''Cody:''' Probably should’ve used the spoon.
*** Cody trying to reassure Moseby to relax.
--->'''Cody:''' Mr. Moseby, you just gotta relax.
--->'''Moseby:''' Relax?! How can I? Mr. Tipton specifically put me in charge of Captain Lunsford’s gift! And presently, my career rests in the BIG GLOVED ''OF CONNIE'' '''''THE EMOTIONALLY DISTURBED CLOWN!!!'''''
--->'''Cody:''' Okay. Don’t worry. Zack and I will check on it. We’ll make sure Connie doesn’t screw it up. You can count on us.
--->'''Moseby:''' ''”Us”?''
--->'''Cody:''' And by “us”, I meant me.
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--->''(Connie starts sobbing, while Moseby, watches on with an annoyed look on his face. Then she blows her nose on one of the hankies and tosses it on Moseby.)''
--->'''Moseby:''' AHHH! Okay, alright, [[GetAHoldOfYourselfMan pull it together, Connie!]]
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** Then Connie (who’s dressed as a clown) tries to cheer Moseby up by doing standard clown gags. When he asks about Captain Lunsford’s party, she switches the subject to her boyfriend breaking up with her.
--->'''Moseby:''' Fill me in. What’s happening?
--->'''Connie:''' Oh, it’s a total disaster.
--->'''Moseby:''' ''(worried)'' Oh, I knew it. Did something with the preparations for Captain Lunsford’s party?
--->'''Connie:''' Worse.
--->'''Moseby:''' Oh.
--->'''Connie:''' [[BaitAndSwitch My boyfriend, Donny, dumped me!]]
--->'''Moseby:''' Ugh. Okay, I’m sorry about that but that’s not—
--->'''Connie:''' And I called my mom about it, and she that I can’t talk to her anymore because “I bring her down”.
--->'''Moseby:''' [[SarcasmMode There’s a shock]].
--->'''Connie:''' And my body’s breaking out into boils! ''(Walks up to Moseby and points to her nose)'' Do you see this red my nose?! ''(Whispers)'' It’s not makeup.
--->'''Moseby:''' Ugh.
--->'''Connie:''' ''(on the verge of crying; pulls out a hanky scarf)'' You may be broken, but at least your heart is whole.

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--->'''London:''' You won’t know how it ends.

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--->'''London:''' You won’t But you don’t know how it ends.


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** Then Zack arrives to try to cheer Moseby up by playing his favourite computer game, “Dragon Quest”. Then he tosses the sword controller to “Jango Darkblade”, except that Moseby can’t catch and judging by the noises he makes and his facial expression afterwards, the controller landed on his [[GroinAttack crotch]].
--->'''Zack:''' Ooh, ThatsGottaHurt.
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--->'''Moseby:''' Okay, enough with “The Pokey Little Princess.

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--->'''Moseby:''' Okay, enough with “The Pokey Little Princess.Princess”.
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*** This exchange when London reaches page 2.
--->'''Moseby:''' Okay, enough with “The Pokey Little Princess.
--->'''London:''' You won’t know how it ends.
--->'''Moseby:''' I barely know how it begins!

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