History Funny / TheSpongeBobMovieSpongeOutOfWater

* During the 'Thank Gosh It's Monday' music clip, Squidward stops the song [=SpongeBob=] is singing annoyed, saying that [=SpongeBob=] is the only person who actually likes Mondays. [[TemptingFate Guess who comes out of his home, singing about Mondays one second later...]]

** Afterwards, Kyle comes out of a miniature port-a-potty (having had the literal crap scared out of it), and Burger Beard blasts his feathers off, revealing his [[RecursiveCanon SpongeBob]] [[GoofyPrintUnderwear underpants]]. Because he cannot fly without his feathers, he hails a tiny taxi cab driven by a pigeon.

** Afterwards, a seagull comes out of a miniature port-a-potty (having had the literal crap scared out of it), and Burger Beard blasts his feathers off, revealing his [[RecursiveCanon SpongeBob]] [[GoofyPrintUnderwear underpants]]. Because he cannot fly without his feathers, he hails a tiny taxi cab driven by a pigeon.

'''Seagull:''' Just dwive!

* When Burger Beard begins to start up his ship, he presses a button labeled [[JustForPun "Auto Pirate"]]

-->'''Squidward''': Oh no... please stop...

-->'''Mr. Krabs''': Don't worry, little formuler. You'll be safe in this...er...safe.

--> '''Patrick:''' ''(while he looks through a pair of binoculars backwards)'' I think we have a couple of minutes before he gets here.\\

-->'''[=SpongeBob=]''' ''(attempting to call Mr. Krabs)'': Your orders, sir.\\
'''Sandy''' ''(at the drive-thru)'': I'll have two Krabby Patties, extra ketchup, extra mustard, hold the mayo.\\
'''[=SpongeBob=]''': Wrong channel. ''(switches to Krabs' channel)'' ''Your'' orders, sir.\\
'''Mr. Krabs''' ''(in his office)'': ''EXTRA KETCHUP, EXTRA MUSTARD,'' '''''HOLD THE MAYO!!'''''

-->'''Plankton''': Come on [=SpongeBob=], ''[[WeCanRuleTogether join me!]]'' And we'll be rich and powerful! Until I eventually betray you.

-->'''Plankton:''' (in thoughts) Wait a minute... molecular deconstruction? I proved that to be a scientific impossibility seven times!
-->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' (in thoughts) Wait a minute... [[ComicallyMissingThePoint I think I forgot to empty Gary's litter box today...]]

--> '''[=SpongeBob=]''': OH, I get it! *Proceeds to laugh hysterically*
--> '''Plankton''': AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

-->'''Mr. Krabs''': ''(attempting to calm down the customers)'' I'm not your enemy! ''Plankton'' is your enemy!\\
'''Squidward''': So is he an anemone or Plankton? [''{{Rimshot}}'']\\
'''Mrs. Puff''' ''(with a drum and cymbals)'': Well, someone had to do it.

-->'''Plankton''': "Not now, hun, I'm ranting-slash-raving!"

-->'''Mr. Krabs''': [=SpongeBob=]! ''(the bubble floats farther)'' Oh, you were [[LikeASonToMe like an underpaid son to me]]. I would have expected ''Squidward'' to stab me in the back. ''(points to Squidward, who had been sleeping on his feet)''\\
'''Squidward''': ''(wakes up)'' Huh, what?\\
'''Mr. Krabs''': But [=SpongeBob=]? Me most trusted employee, working with me sworn enemy? ''(while pointing at Squidward)'' You know what this means, Mr. Squidward?\\

-->'''Mr. Krabs''': The Krabby Patty is what ties us all together! Without it, there will be a complete breakdown of social order! A war of all against all! Dark times are ahead! DARK TIMES INDEEEED!\\
'''Squidward''': Seriously? [[TemptingFate Aren't you overreacting a bit?]]\\

'''Mr. Krabs''': Welcome to the apocalypse, Mr. Squidward. I hope you like leather.\\
'''Squidward''': I prefer suede.

-->'''Patrick''': Good morning, Squidward. I'll have the usual.\\

'''Patrick''': ([[UnusuallyUninterestingSight completely unfazed]]) ...with cheese.

-->'''Plankton''': Well, what do we do now?\\
'''[=SpongeBob=]''': Now we work together! You know, teamwork!\\
'''Plankton''': ... What's... uh... "te-AM-work"?\\
'''[=SpongeBob=]''': No Plankton, "teamwork"!\\
'''Plankton''': ...Te-AM-work.\\
'''[=SpongeBob=]''': Teamwork!\\
'''Plankton''': Tie-AM-work!\\
'''[=SpongeBob=]''': Teamwork!\\
'''Plankton''': Tie-AM-uhp.\\
'''[=SpongeBob=]''': Say "team", like, uh, sports.\\
'''Plankton''': Team.\\
'''[=SpongeBob=]''': Now say "work"\\
'''Plankton''': Work.\\
'''[=SpongeBob=]''': Put 'em together, what do ya got?\\
'''Plankton''': Timebomb... work.\\
'''[=SpongeBob=]''': Gettin' better.

'''Angry Citizen''': '''IT'S LOVE! THE SECRET INGREDIENT IS ''LOVE!''' (smashes camera)''

-->'''Patrick''': Oh yeah? If you're [=SpongeBob=], then what's the secret password?\\
'''[=SpongeBob=] and Plankton''': Uh...\\
'''Patrick''': Correct! It is you!

-->'''[=SpongeBob=]''': [''holding Patrick''] Quick! I'll rock him, Plankton, you tell him a bedtime story!\\
'''Plankton''': Uh-um... Once upon a time there was a big fat pink idiot who went to sleep! THE END!\\
'''Patrick''': Nice try! But it's gonna take a lot more than that to-- [''falls asleep'']

* During the otherwise NightmareFuel moment where [=SpongeBob=] and Plankton enter the BadFuture where Bikini Bottom has become a barren wasteland due to a famine of Krabby Patties, Patrick, who has grown a long beard, explains to [=SpongeBob=] why he’s the only one left standing:
--> '''Patrick''': They all gave up on you! ''But not me!'' 'Cause I’m not very smart.

-->'''Past [=SpongeBob=]''': Do you have flying boatmobiles in the future?\\
'''Future Plankton''': We only came back from the day after tomorrow, dimwit.\\
'''Past [=SpongeBob=]''': Are there rocket packs? Did they outlaw clothes in the future?\\
'''Future Plankton''': No!\\
'''Past [=SpongeBob=]''': Then why are you naked?\\
'''Future Plankton''': Because they don't make clothes in my size.\\
'''Past [=SpongeBob=]''': If you're from the future, what am I going to say next?\\
'''Future Plankton''': Something moronic?\\
'''Past [=SpongeBob=]''': Wow.

--> '''Patrick:''' ''([[MissingTrailerScene seeing a hot girl]])'' Ohhh...\\

--->'''Patrick''':...'''Run!'''

* Mr. Krabs telling a knock knock joke to Plankton as a means of torturing him into giving up the Krabby Patty formula. The joke itself, "Jimmy back my formula", may not come across as funny to most, but the kicker is [=SpongeBob=]'s reaction, which is how the joke was supposed to torture Plankton.

'''''Other:''''' ''[[Funny/SpongeBobSquarePantsRevengeOfTheFlyingDutchman Revenge of the Flying Dutchman]]'' | ''[[Funny/SpongeBobSquarePantsBattleForBikiniBottom Battle for Bikini Bottom]]'' | ''[[Funny/SpongeBobSquarePantsEmployeeOfTheMonth Employee of the Month]]'' | ''[[Funny/SpongeBobSquarePantsLightsCameraPants Lights, Camera, Pants!]]'' -]]]]]

'''''Movies:''''' ''Funny/TheSpongeBobSquarePantsMovie'' | '''''Sponge Out of Water''''' | ''[[Funny/TheSpongeBobMovieSpongeOnTheRun Sponge On The Run]]''\\
'''''Other:''''' ''[[Funny/SpongeBobSquarePantsRevengeOfTheFlyingDutchman Revenge of the Flying Dutchman]]'' | ''[[Funny/SpongeBobSquarePantsBattleForBikiniBottom Battle for Bikini Bottom]]'' | ''[[Funny/SpongeBobSquarePantsLightsCameraPants Lights, Camera, Pants!]]'' -]]]]]

-->'''Bubbles''': YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO KE-- ''(squeaks)'' Ke- ''(makes more squeaks before letting out a feeble groan, trying to contain himself)'' Mmmmrrrrhhhh...! ''([[ReactionShot SpongeBob and Plankton look at each other awkwardly]], before Bubbles squeaks some more)'' Keep them from smashing into each other!!\\

'''[=SpongeBob=]''': No Plankton, "teamwork"!\

'''Plankton''': ..What's..uh.."te-AM-work"?\\

'''Plankton''': Timebomb...work.\\

-->'''Bubbles''': YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO KE-- ''(squeaks)'' Ke- ''(makes more squeaks before letting out a feeble groan, trying to contain himself)'' Mmmmrrrrhhhh...! ''([[ReactionShot SpongeBob and Plankton look at each other awkwardly]], before Bubbles squeaks some more)'' KEEP THEM FROM SMASHING INTO EACH OTHER!\\

'''Bubbles''': Now ''(squeaks again)'' I'm going to lose my job! And ''YOU''... will lose your lives! ''(starts shooting lasers from his blowhole)''

** Bubbles scolds the two for the disaster, but his breakdown is [[VerbalTic constantly interrupted by nervous dolphin sounds]]

* Bubbles has a trail of toilet paper clinging to his cloak.
* "What happened to Saturn and Jupit''airrr''!?"

'''Patrick:''' ''(uses his mind to psychically manipulate two ice cream cones, culminating in him making an AsskickingPose while holding them in his hands while [[UpToEleven a storm starts brewing behind him]]... [[MoodWhiplash only for it to dissipate while he]] [[AntiClimax starts happily eating the ice cream he now has]])''\\

[[caption-width-right:350:[[CallBack It's]] [[Recap/SpongebobSquarepantsS1E18TexasWalkingSmall too]] [[TastesLikeDiabetes cute!]] It's... '''''[[{{Squick}} DISGUSTING!!!]]''''']]

** And it says "[[LampshadeHanging Bad Punz]]" on the bass drum.

-->'''Plankton:''' [[TastesLikeDiabetes Eww, it's so sweet in here]]. I think my eyeball is getting a toothache.

'''''Movies:''''' ''Funny/TheSpongeBobSquarePantsMovie'' | '''Sponge Out of Water''' | ''[[Funny/TheSpongeBobMovieSpongeOnTheRun Sponge On The Run]]''\\

* How Burger Beard scares away the seagulls? HOTWINGS.

* [=SpongeBob=] using the pitch pipe to start singing a song. Plankton is so annoyed by it that when [=SpongeBob=] tries to use it again to sing again, Plankton grabs it, then lies to SpongeBob=] that he needs it for the time machine, we hear him smash it with a hammer and flush it down a toilet. Afterwards, he comes out and says it is "installed".

'''Mrs. Puff''' ''(with a drum and cymbals)'': Well, somebody had to do it.

** Sometime after this, [[TheHero SpongeBob]] and [[TokenEvilTeammate Plankton]] find [[TheBigGuy Patrick]] doing some rather... ''unconventional'' [[TheDitz vandalism]]:
--->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' Patrick, what are you ''doing?''\\
'''Patrick:''' ''(as he's vandalizing his own house [[TooDumbToLive with a hammer tied to his head]], complete with black eyes, bruises, and broken teeth)'' Vandalizing stuff.\\
'''Plankton:''' Isn't that ''your'' house?

* The last Krabby Patty was being held by Sandy, and when she saw Patrick trying to get it, she took it out...and scarfed it whole.

** Also during this scene [[FunnyBackgroundEvent a small fish can be seen attacking two big muscular fish with a pitchfork]] in the background.

* During the 'Thank Gosh It's Monday' music clip, Squidward stops the song [=SpongeBob=] is singing annoyed, saying that [=SpongeBob=] is the only person who actually likes Mondays. [[TemptingFate Guess who comes out of his home, singing about Mondays one second later...]]
-->'''Squidward''': Oh no... please stop...
* "What happened to Saturn and Jupit''airrr''!?"
* When [=SpongeBob=] and Plankton are floating over Bikini Bottom, [=SpongeBob=] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7OrFs-BF1M tries to teach him how to say "teamwork".]]
-->'''Plankton''': Well, what do we do now?\\
'''[=SpongeBob=]''': Now we work together! You know, teamwork!\\
'''Plankton''': ..What's..uh.."te-AM-work"?\\
'''[=SpongeBob=]''': No Plankton, "teamwork"!\
'''Plankton''': ...Te-AM-work.\\
'''[=SpongeBob=]''': Teamwork!\\
'''Plankton''': Tie-AM-work!\\
'''[=SpongeBob=]''': Teamwork!\\
'''Plankton''': Tie-AM-uhp.\\
'''[=SpongeBob=]''': Say "team", like, uh, sports.\\
'''Plankton''': Team.\\
'''[=SpongeBob=]''': Now say "work"\\
'''Plankton''': Work.\\
'''[=SpongeBob=]''': Put 'em together, what do ya got?\\
'''Plankton''': Timebomb...work.\\
'''[=SpongeBob=]''': Gettin' better.
* Gary acquiring a snail cult and setting them loose on [=SpongeBob=]... only for him to get away because they're moving too slow.
* How Burger Beard scares away the seagulls? HOTWINGS.
** Afterwards, a seagull comes out of a miniature port-a-potty, and Burger Beard blasts his feathers off, revealing his [[RecursiveCanon SpongeBob]] [[GoofyPrintUnderwear underpants]]. Because he cannot fly without his feathers, he hails a tiny taxi cab driven by a pigeon.
--->'''Pigeon:''' Where to, mac?\\
'''Seagull:''' Just drive!

* Meta: a series of posters have been released spoofing other movies that are being released in 2015. These include ''Film/JurassicWorld'', ''Film/TerminatorGenisys'' and...'''''[[Film/FiftyShadesOfGrey Fifty Shades]] [[http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-M-WQABy6Sk4/VM8GkrDQ-oI/AAAAAAAACpo/gP8VQs4F95Q/s1600/SpongeBob_SquarePants_2_New_Official_Poster_c_JPosters.jpg of Grey?!?]]'''''

* The paranoid, feral Sandy obsessively writing notes about the page that predicted "The End".
** Before that, Sandy is about to eat her Krabby Patty, but every time she brings it close to her mouth, Patrick pounds on the glass dome, screaming, "Krabby Patty, Krabby Patty!" before she stuffs it into her mouth.
* Plankton's experience inside [[SugarBowl SpongeBob's brain]].
-->'''Plankton:''' [[TastesLikeDiabetes Eww, it's so sweet in here]]. I think my eyeball is getting a toothache.
** ''Film/TheShining'' ShoutOut with two popsicles.
** The realistic cat head.
** Plankton gets so sick he starts to throw up a rainbow. Moments later, it grow a face and pair of arms, cheerfully crying out "Daddy!" It was at this point that Plankton jumps out of [=SpongeBob=]'s head screaming.
* The return of "My leg!"
* Anytime the Time Machine transitioned. It was like being on an acid trip especially in 3D! Set to this [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acUqPKHG4JQ trippy song]] that is [[BlatantLies completely normal.]]
* The FakeOutFadeOut when Burger Beard writes "The End" into the book, complete with the cast credits rolling before the seagulls interrupt.
* [=SpongeBob=] and Plankton attempting to make Patrick (who is guarding the Chum Bucket) fall asleep after he attempts to attack the two
-->'''[=SpongeBob=]''': [''holding Patrick''] Quick! I'll rock him, Plankton, you tell him a bedtime story!\\
'''Plankton''': Uh-um... Once upon a time there was a big fat pink idiot who went to sleep! THE END!\\
'''Patrick''': Nice try! But it's gonna take a lot more than that to-- [''falls asleep'']
* [=SpongeBob=] and Plankton being chased by the snails.
** There's also the CallBack at the end of the film, where Plankton in a robot Gary suit, was being chased outside by Gary, who roars like a lion.

* Plankton constantly mispronouncing "team" as "te-am".
* "Dear Neptune! He's mixing garbage and recycling!"
* After [=SpongeBob=] floats away with Plankton in a bubble:
-->'''Mr. Krabs''': [=SpongeBob=]! ''(the bubble floats farther)'' Oh, you were [[LikeASonToMe like an underpaid son to me]]. I would have expected ''Squidward'' to stab me in the back. ''(points to Squidward, who had been sleeping on his feet)''\\
'''Squidward''': ''(wakes up)'' Huh, what?\\
'''Mr. Krabs''': But [=SpongeBob=]? Me most trusted employee, working with me sworn enemy? ''(while pointing at Squidward)'' You know what this means, Mr. Squidward?\\
'''Squidward''' ''(hopefully)'': We get the rest of the day off?
* Patrick realizing he doesn't have feet.
* The entire torture scene, with Krabs using [=SpongeBob=]'s AnnoyingLaugh as the instrument. The kicker is the smug look on Krabs' face as he's blocking out [=SpongeBob=]'s laughter.
** And what makes Krabs tear off those headphones? The word "Refunds".
* "Note to self: Never stow away in a gym sock."
* [=SpongeBob=] being told to "hold that thought". [[LiteralMinded He holds his thought bubble like a balloon]].
* Patrick forgetting who [=SpongeBob=] is, and asks him what the secret password is.
-->'''Patrick''': Oh yeah? If you're [=SpongeBob=], then what's the secret password?\\
'''[=SpongeBob=] and Plankton''': Uh...\\
'''Patrick''': Correct! It is you!
* When Karen tries to make Plankton notice the angry mob around them:
-->'''Plankton''': "Not now, hun, I'm ranting-slash-raving!"

* While the gang are chasing Burger Beard's ship, [=SpongeBob=] tells Sandy to use her squirrel powers to climb across the chain, she does... very carefully and slow.
* At the beginning when Plankton is attacking the Krusty Krab and [=SpongeBob=] and Patrick are fighting on the front lines with food-themed AbnormalAmmo:
-->'''[=SpongeBob=]''' ''(attempting to call Mr. Krabs)'': Your order, sir.\\
'''Sandy''' ''(at the drive-thru)'': I'll have two Krabby Patties, extra ketchup, extra mustard, hold the mayo.\\
'''[=SpongeBob=]''': Wrong channel. ''(switches to Krabs' channel)'' ''Your'' order, sir.\\
'''Mr. Krabs''' ''(in his office)'': ''EXTRA KETCHUP, EXTRA MUSTARD,'' '''''HOLD THE MAYO!!'''''
* [=SpongeBob=] severely overestimates Patrick's loyalty.
* Bubbles has a trail of toilet paper clinging to his cloak.
* Burger Beard scares the literal crap out of a seagull.
* When Patrick goes dystopian, he has a hammer taped to his forehead, yet he uses his face to bash things in.
* The construction of the time machine, with all of its improbable components (corn chips, kranskys, a photo booth and Karen).
* "Hey! It's raining fries!"
** "Now it's raining pickles!"
** "Now it's raining... [[CarFu (THUNK!)]] ... tanks."
*** "[[StealthPun You're welcome!]]"
* This exchange:
-->'''Mr. Krabs''': ''(attempting to calm down the customers)'' I'm not your enemy! ''Plankton'' is your enemy!\\
'''Squidward''': So is he an anemone or Plankton? [''{{Rimshot}}'']\\
'''Mrs. Puff''' ''(with a drum and cymbals)'': Well, somebody had to do it.
** And it says "[[LampshadeHanging Bad Punz]]" on the bass drum.
* During a TearJerker moment when [=SpongeBob=] and Plankton have been run out of the post-apocalyptic town when everyone blames them for the Formula's disappearance, Plankton remarks that they should now change Bikini Bottom's name to [[ToiletHumour "Dirty Bottom"]]. [=SpongeBob=]'s DudeNotFunny reaction is what makes it.
-->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' ...That's kind of gross, Plankton.
* Mr. Krabs hiding the formula in his safe during Plankton's Attack
-->'''Mr. Krabs''': Don't worry, me formuler. You'll be safe in this...uh...safe.
* When Burger Beard begins to start up his ship, he presses a button labeled [[JustForPun "Auto Pirate"]]
* At the end of the film the characters magically materialize back in Bikini Bottom. For some reason Squidward materializes without his nose, only for it to appear suddenly with a loud honk.
* What happens to Burger Beard at the end? He becomes Painty the Pirate.

* Patrick casually walking into the Krusty Krab during the apocalypse.

** Later on, Patrick tries using all the ice cream as an attack wave towards Burger-Beard, and [=SpongeBob=] declares that he should have never doubted his power. [[EpicFail Only for all the ice cream to miss Burger-Beard and hit Patrick all at once.]]

-->''([[BigBad Burger-Beard]] fires one of the cannons in his [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill seriously massive array of]] [[FixedForwardFacingWeapon forward-facing cannons]], only for its shot to be neutralized by going through the bubble wand on [=SpongeBob's=] head and getting encased in a bubble)''

* Squidward [[FurryReminder inks]].
-->'''Squidward:''' [[BringMyBrownPants It happens when I'm nervous.]]

* The moment when Squidward / Sour Note is marveling at his superhero form -- then Burgerbeard throws a plastic six-pack ring at him. Getting caught on his nose, then his arm, then the rest of his body... A passerby gets a photo on her phone of the struggle. Unfortunately, [[MissingTrailerScene this bit isn't in the actual film.]]
* [=SpongeBob=] and Plankton exchange moments of shock when the secret formula... just vanishes.
-->'''Plankton:''' (in thoughts) Wait a minute... molecular deconstruction? I proved that to be a scientific impossibility seven times!
-->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' (in thoughts) Wait a minute... [[ComicallyMissingThePoint I think I forgot to empty Gary's litter box today...]]
* Perch Perkins reporting about the Bikini Bottom [[TheApunkalypse Apunkalypse]]
-->'''Perch Perkins:''' This is Perch Perkins reporting live from downtown Bikini-\\
''(Perch narrowly avoids a car flying towards him, which crashes into a building behind him)''\\
'''Perch Perkins:''' ...Bottom. Complete chaos here today, as our town attempts to deal with a sudden and complete shortage of Krabby Patties. Events here have this reporter wondering: What ''is'' the secret ingredient in Krabby Patties any''WAAAAAYYYY!''\\
''(Perch runs away from an angry citizen wielding a mace, who then appears in front of the camera)''\\
'''Angry Citizen''': '''IT'S LOVE! THE SECRET INGREDIENT IS ''LOVE!''' (smashes camera)''
** Also during this scene [[FunnyBackgroundEvent a small fish can be seen attacking two big muscular fish with a pitchfork]] in the background.
** The words at the bottom: "... indoors with the lights off until Krabby Patties are once again being served... Status of mob has been upgraded from "irritated" to "angry".
* We get this line from Plankton when he and [=SpongeBob=] are fighting over the formula.
-->'''Plankton''': Come on [=SpongeBob=], ''[[WeCanRuleTogether join me!]]'' And we'll be rich and powerful! Until I eventually betray you.
* [=SpongeBob using the pitch pipe to start singing a song. Plankton is annoyed by it that when [=SpongeBob=] tries to use it again to sing again, Plankton grabs it, then lies to SpongeBob=] that he needs it for the time machine, we hear him smash it with a hammer and flush it down a toilet. Afterwards, he comes out and says it is "installed".

* How Burger-Beard scares away the seagulls? HOTWINGS.

* The FakeOutFadeOut when Burger-Beard writes "The End" into the book, complete with the cast credits rolling before the seagulls interrupt.

* Burgerbeard scares the literal crap out of a seagull.

* What happens to Burger Beard at the end? He becomes Painty the Pirate.

* The gang's horrified reaction to Sandy's photo-realistic superhero form.

* During the otherwise NightmareFuel moment where [=SpongeBob=] and Plankton enter the BadFuture where Bikini Bottom has become a barren wasteland due to a famine of Krabby Patties, Patrick, who has grown a long beard, explains to [=SpongeBob=] why he’s the only one left standing:
--> '''Patrick''': They all gave up on you! ''But not me!'' 'Cause I’m not very smart.
* Past [=SpongeBob=] asking Future Plankton about what the future is like.
-->'''Past [=SpongeBob=]''': Do you have flying boatmobiles in the future?\\
'''Future Plankton''': We only came back from the day after tomorrow, dimwit.\\
'''Past [=SpongeBob=]''': Are there rocket packs? Did they outlaw clothes in the future?\\
'''Future Plankton''': No!\\
'''Past [=SpongeBob=]''': Then why are you naked?\\
'''Future Plankton''': Because they don't make clothes in my size.\\
'''Past [=SpongeBob=]''': If you're from the future, what am I going to say next?\\
'''Future Plankton''': Something moronic?\\
'''Past [=SpongeBob=]''': Wow.
* When Burger-Beard begins to start up his ship, he presses a button labeled [[JustForPun "Auto Pirate"]]

* Krabs and Spongebob screaming like little girls once they find that all the Krabby Patties are gone.

** Ironically, suede ''is'' a type of leather.

* As our heroes enter the human world, they run into a shovel in the sand:
-->'''SFX:''' '''*CLANG!*'''\\
'''[=SpongeBob=] and co.:''' OW!
** Shortly after their shovel encounter, the group pops out of the sand and onto a sandcastle... which is then kicked by a kid, sending them flying.

* [=SpongeBob=] and friends dodging roller skating and biking humans.
** Sandy carrying Squidward in her arms to safety.

'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Maybe we should have picked a better superpower for you, Patrick.]]
** Later on, Patrick tries using all the ice cream as an attack wave towards Burger-Beard, and Spongebob declares that he should have never doubted his power. [[EpicFail Only for all the ice cream to miss Burger-Beard and hit Patrick all at once.]]

* [=SpongeBob using the pitch pipe to start singing a song. Plankton is annoyed by it that when SpongeBob tries to use it again to sing again, Plankton grabs it, then lies to SpongeBob=] that he needs it for the time machine, we hear him smash it with a hammer and flush it down a toilet. Afterwards, he comes out and says it is "installed".

* After Spongebob floats away with Plankton in a bubble:

* Spongebob being told to "hold that thought". [[LiteralMinded He holds his thought bubble like a balloon]].
* Patrick forgetting who Spongebob is, and asks him what the secret password is.

'''Spongebob and Plankton''': Uh...\\

* While the gang are chasing Burger Beard's ship, Spongebob tells Sandy to use her squirrel powers to climb across the chain, she does... very carefully and slow.
* At the beginning when Plankton is attacking the Krusty Krab and Spongebob and Patrick are fighting on the front lines with food-themed AbnormalAmmo:
-->'''Spongebob''' ''(attempting to call Mr. Krabs)'': Your order, sir.\\

'''Spongebob''': Wrong channel. ''(switches to Krabs' channel)'' ''Your'' order, sir.\\

* Spongebob severely overestimates Patrick's loyalty.

* Patrick casually walking into the Krusty Krab during the apocalypse
-->'''Patrick''': Good morning, Squidward. I'll have the usual.\\
''[A car is flung into the Krusty Krab through the roof, crashing onto a table, while two citizens run in terror]''\\
'''Patrick''': ([[UnusuallyUninterestingSight completely unfazed]]) ..with cheese.

* During Spongebob's little "Teamwork" song:
-->'''Spongebob:''' I'm the flower and you're the aroma!\\
'''Plankton:''' Right now I wish that I was ''in a coma!''

* "Wait, you mean we can just take this stuff off?"

--> '''Patrick:''' ''(while he looks through a pair of binoculars backwards)'' I think we'll have a couple of minutes before he gets here.\\

* The last Krabby Patty was being held by Sandy, and when she saw Patrick trying to get it she took it out...and scarfed it whole.
* As our heroes enter the Human world, they run into a shovel in the sand:

** Sandy, [[CaptainObvious being from the surface]], can clearly see that this guy is not a porpoise. When she tries to explain this, the rest of the gang don't listen and start attempting to roll him back into the water. Her [[SurroundedByIdiots reaction]] to this is a FacePalm and an "oh, brother..."

* Mr. Krabs telling a knock knock joke to Plankton as a means of torturing him into giving up the Krabby Patty formula. The joke itself, "Jimmy back my formula", may not come across as funny to most, but the kicker is [=SpongeBob=]'s reaction, which is how the joke was supposed to torture Plankton.
--> '''[=SpongeBob=]''': OH, I get it! *Proceeds to laugh hysterically*
--> '''Plankton''': AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
** Also, the scene shifting momentarily to Krabs, and all sound is muted, due to him wearing earmuffs.

* Krabs and Spongebob screaming like little girls once they found that all the Krabby Patties are gone.
* When they realize that after a long, harrowing journey, the smell of Krabby Patties is coming from the surface:
-->''(Everybody groans in disappointment)''\\
'''Squidward:''' ''(to [=SpongeBob=])'' How do you expect us to go to the surface?! We won't be able to ''breathe!''\\
'''Random Fish:''' [[ScrewThisImOutOfHere All right]], [[MediumAwareness all secondary characters come with me.]]\\
''(everybody minus the main characters goes back to Bikini Bottom)''
** Even funnier when Squidward tries to leave with them, only to be pulled back.
* [=SpongeBob=] and friends dodging roller skating and biking humans.
** Sandy carrying Squidward in her arms to safety.
* [=SpongeBob=] and Patrick "running around the whole world" after eating cotton candy. It's actually Sandy changing the background.
-->'''Squidward:''' ''(hands on ears)'' When is this sugar gonna wear off?!\\
''([=SpongeBob=] and Patrick then immediately stop laughing, then collapse. Squidward smiles in relief.)''

-->''([=SpongeBob=] is seen playing part of the trailer's background music on what has to be the world's tiniest piano)''\\

* During a TearJerker moment when [=SpongeBob=] and Plankton have been run out of the post-apocalyptic town when everyone blames them for the Formula's disappearance, Plankton remarks that they should now change Bikini Bottom's name to [[ToiletHumor "Dirty Bottom"]]. [=SpongeBob=]'s DudeNotFunny reaction is what makes it.

--> '''Patrick''': They all gave up on you! ''But not me!'' Cause I’m not very smart.