History Funny / TheSoundOfMusic

** This gets followed up when the Captain tells her that the last governess stayed only ''two hours''.

** Captain Von Trapp's face is just hilarious as his childrens' lie get more outlandish. He's visibly {{Corpsing}}.

* "They weren't blueberries sir, they were strawberries! [[DiggingYourselfDeeper It's been so cold lately they turned blue]]." Then the "Did I ''really'' just say that?" look on Friedrich's face directly afterwards.

* When the von Trapps are hiding from the Nazis behind the statues in the convent, and the kids are all scared, Gretel asks, "Is now a good time to sing about our favorite things?"
-->'''Maria''': [[RealityEnsues No, darling. This is one time it would]] ''[[RealityEnsues not]]'' [[RealityEnsues help. You must be very quiet. Hold tight to me.]]

-->'''First nun''': Reverend Mother, I have sinned...\\
'''Second nun''': As have I, Reverend Mother.\\
'''Mother Superior''': Oh? And what is this sin, my children?\\

-->'''Captain Von Trapp''': ''No.''
Liesl's pouting face afterwards.

'''First nun''': Reverend Mother, I have sinned...\\

* "Reverend Mother, I have sinned..."

* Maria guilt-trips the children for trying to make her first day miserable while they're eating dinner, causing all of them to lose their appetites

-->'''Maria''': Oh, they're all right, Captain. They're just happy... ''[cue mass bawling]''

So long! Farewell! Au revoir! Auf Wiedersehen!\\

'''Captain Von Trapp''': ''No.''\\

* "Fraulein, is it to be at every meal, or merely at dinnertime, that you intend on leading us all through this rare and wonderful new world of... indigestion?"\\
"Oh, they're all right, Captain. They're just happy..." (cue mass bawling)

* "So long! Farewell! Au revoir! Auf Wiedersehen!"\\
"I'd like to stay and taste my first champagne! Yes?"\\
''"No."''\\

** "[[RealityEnsues No, darling. This is one time it would ''not'' help. You must be very quiet. Hold tight to me.]]"

* Maria comes racing back into the abbey after her opening number, only to suddenly notice the Mother Superior and several other nuns right next to her. She promptly slows to a walk and gives a brief glance skyward.

* After the Captain asks Maria why she still has her dress if all her clothes were given to the poor: "The poor didn't want this one..."

--> '''Captain (with barely restrained anger)''': Are you telling me ''my children'' have been running around Salzburg dressed in nothing but some old '''drapes'''?!?
--> '''Maria (grinning from ear-to-ear)''': Mmhmm! And having a marvelous time!

* The Salzburg Marionette Theatre premiered a puppet version of ''The Sound of Music'' in 2007. Among other changes, "The Lonely Goatherd" plays during the curtain call...in which the puppeteers operate marionettes of the Von Trapps operating marionettes of the characters in the song.

* "They weren't blueberries sir, they were strawberries! [[DiggingYourselfDeeper It's been so cold lately they turned blue]]."
** Let's not forget the "Did I ''really'' just say that?" look on Friedrich's face directly afterwards.

** Speaking of Kurt, when he introduces himself as "incorrigible", Maria responds with "Congratulations"...which is funnier when you realise what incorrigible ''actually'' means (uncontrollable or firmly fixed in their ways)

* After Liesl casually mentions that Louisa can make the climb up to the governess' room with a whole jar of spiders in her hand, Maria reacts brilliantly. And despite having a heart-to-heart with Liesl, she spends the rest of the scene sneakily checking under her bed clothes for anything. She jumps when she does find something... but it turns out to be a slipper.
* Somewhat "meta" here, but hearing the nuns complain about Maria "singing in the abbey" becomes about five times funnier when you realise that this complaint is expressed through song. [[HypocriticalHumor While they're in the abbey.]]

* "I am not finished, Captain--" "[[PunctuatedForEmphasis Oh yes YOU ARE]], CAPTAIN... Fraulein."

** Let's not forget the "Did I really just say that?" look on Friedrich's face directly afterwards.

* Kurt asking Brigitta not to call Maria's dress the ugliest one they ever saw, since one of their previous governesses wore an even uglier one.

** Speaking of Kurt, when he introduces himself as "incorrigible", Maria responds with "Congratulations"...which is funnier when you realise what incorrigible ''actually'' means. (meaning uncontrollable or firmly fixed in their ways)
* Maria stops in the middle of her own musical number when she sees the size of the house. Julie Andrews's delivery of "Oh help" is priceless.

* "I am not finished yet!" "Oh yes YOU ARE, CAPTAIN... Fraulein."

"Smart girl."
* "So long! Farewell! Au revoir! Auf wiedersehn!"\\