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* "Our police, father, couldn't find a missing haystack, let alone a needle."
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--> '''The King:''' He is the heir to the throne, after all.
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--> '''The King:''' He I'm glad you [the Lord High Chamberlain] stayed to hear that. After all, he is the heir to the throne, after all.throne.
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* "Protogolicorically Correct" is hilarious from start to finish. Especially when some of the Lords dance on the table, followed by one of the Lords almost falling on top of the Lord High Chamberlain.
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* Edward gets some snark in at the Lord High Chamberlain.
--> '''Edward:''' Now you mark my words. Before you can count to ten, through that door -- with the odious punctuality of our neighbour's much-vaunted, recently-invented, hideously irritating cuckoo clock -- will come our dear and loyal subject, the ever unctuous Lord High Chamberlain.
** Then John counts to ten, and he gets as far as "seven" before the Lord High Chamberlain arrives.
--> '''Edward:''' He's improving. [[DeadpanSnarker One of these days he's going to achieve the elusive ten-minute mile.]]
--> '''Edward:''' Now you mark my words. Before you can count to ten, through that door -- with the odious punctuality of our neighbour's much-vaunted, recently-invented, hideously irritating cuckoo clock -- will come our dear and loyal subject, the ever unctuous Lord High Chamberlain.
** Then John counts to ten, and he gets as far as "seven" before the Lord High Chamberlain arrives.
--> '''Edward:''' He's improving. [[DeadpanSnarker One of these days he's going to achieve the elusive ten-minute mile.]]
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* The day after the ball, one of the stepsisters says, "I wonder what the Prince is doing today".
--> ''[[[AnswerCut Cut to the palace]]]''
--> ''[[[AnswerCut Cut to the palace]]]''
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* The day after the ball, one of the stepsisters Palatine says, "I wonder what the Prince is doing today".
-->''[[[AnswerCut ''[[[IronicEchoCut Cut to the palace]]]''
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* One of Cinderella's stepsisters says that the mystery princess was "not that pretty". Then she looks in a mirror... [[MirrorCrackingUgly and it cracks]].
* The day after the ball, one of the stepsisters says, "I wonder what the Prince is doing today".
--> ''[[[AnswerCut Cut to the palace]]]''
--> '''Edward:''' I'll tell you what the Prince is going to do today!
** Then Edward complains that he's being treated like a village idiot. The King isn't happy to hear this.
--> '''The King:''' He is the heir to the throne, after all.
--> '''Edward:''' Father, ''you're'' the one who treats me like an idiot!
* The day after the ball, one of the stepsisters says, "I wonder what the Prince is doing today".
--> ''[[[AnswerCut Cut to the palace]]]''
--> '''Edward:''' I'll tell you what the Prince is going to do today!
** Then Edward complains that he's being treated like a village idiot. The King isn't happy to hear this.
--> '''The King:''' He is the heir to the throne, after all.
--> '''Edward:''' Father, ''you're'' the one who treats me like an idiot!
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* The Dowager Queen's reaction to the Duke of Montague's arrival.
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* The Dowager Queen's Queen has many funny moments.
** Her reaction to the Duke of Montague's arrival.
** Her reaction to the Duke of Montague's arrival.
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** Later, the Dowager Queen's comment when Cinderella arrives during [[spoiler: Edward's wedding]].
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** Later, the Dowager Queen's her comment when Cinderella arrives during [[spoiler: Edward's wedding]].
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** "He can write what he likes, as long as he clears this room! There are too many people in it!"
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* The Dowager Queen's reaction to the Duke of Montague's arrival.
--> '''Dowager Queen:''' Is he still alive? I thought we buried him!
** Later, the Dowager Queen's comment when Cinderella arrives during [[spoiler: Edward's wedding]].
--> '''Dowager Queen:''' Is the ceremony over? What a relief!
--> '''Dowager Queen:''' Is he still alive? I thought we buried him!
** Later, the Dowager Queen's comment when Cinderella arrives during [[spoiler: Edward's wedding]].
--> '''Dowager Queen:''' Is the ceremony over? What a relief!
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* "Good Lord, who let ''him'' in?"
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* "Good Lord, who let ''him'' in?"in?" said whenever Edward's cousin is onstage. ''Any'' time.
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--> '''Cinderella:''' [[Spoiler: Who's [Edward] marrying]]?
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--> '''Cinderella:''' [[Spoiler: [[spoiler: Who's [Edward] marrying]]?
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* The Fairy Godmother sees Cinderella [[spoiler: while on her way to what she thinks is Cinderella and Edward's wedding]], which leads to this exchange.
--> '''Cinderella:''' [[Spoiler: Who's [Edward] marrying]]?
--> '''[[DeadpanSnarker Fairy Godmother]]:''' Well, since you're here, [[CaptainObvious the wrong girl, obviously]].
--> '''Cinderella:''' [[Spoiler: Who's [Edward] marrying]]?
--> '''[[DeadpanSnarker Fairy Godmother]]:''' Well, since you're here, [[CaptainObvious the wrong girl, obviously]].
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* "See what you might condemn us to if you don't get married?"
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* At the end of "Find A Mate (What Has Love Got To Do With Getting Married":
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* At the end of "Find A Mate (What Has Love Got To Do With Getting Married":Married)":
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--> '''The King:''' ''[while organising the ball]'' Whatever you do, make sure they have teeth! He's awfully particular about them having teeth!
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--> '''The King:''' ''[while organising the ball]'' Whatever you do, make sure they have teeth! He's awfully particular an obsession about them having teeth!
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* The Fairy Godmother's [[EpicFail first effort]] at making Cinderella's dress. It... [[{{Understatement}} doesn't go well]]; she makes a ''[[EpicFail suit of armour]]''.
--> '''The Fairy Godmother:''' [[CaptainObvious Most unsuitable for a ball!]]
--> '''The Fairy Godmother:''' [[CaptainObvious Most unsuitable for a ball!]]
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* The stepmother and stepsisters' reactions to hearing that Prince Edward wants to marry Cinderella.
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* Early in the film, Edward refuses to marry the girl his father wants him to marry for political reasons because it turns out she's bald and has no teeth. This becomes a RunningGag later.
--> '''The King:''' ''[while organising the ball]'' Whatever you do, make sure they have teeth! He's awfully particular about them having teeth!
--> '''The King:''' ''[at the ball, referring to a princess]'' Excellent teeth.
--> '''The King:''' ''[while organising the ball]'' Whatever you do, make sure they have teeth! He's awfully particular about them having teeth!
--> '''The King:''' ''[at the ball, referring to a princess]'' Excellent teeth.
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* "What a Comforting Thing to Know" is funny in a BlackComedy sort of way.
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* At the end of "Find A Mate (What Has Love Got To Do With Getting Married":
--> '''The King and Queen:''' What has love got to do with getting married?
--> '''The Dowager Queen:''' [[RhetoricalQuestionBlunder We are not prepared to say!]]
--> '''The King and Queen:''' What has love got to do with getting married?
--> '''The Dowager Queen:''' [[RhetoricalQuestionBlunder We are not prepared to say!]]
