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* Old Jewish Guy: The old grey mare just ain't what she used to be, ain't what she used to be...
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*** He does so in the English version too.
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** "Well, now that I've saved the world maybe I oughta spruce-up the ol' homestead!"
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**** [[HistoricalInjoke "This is all *you're*]] [[AdolfHitler fault!"]]
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-->'''Bart:''' Dad, you killed the zombie Flanders!
-->'''Homer:''' He was a zombie?
-->'''Bart:''' Dad, you killed the zombie Flanders!
-->'''Homer:''' He was a zombie?
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* From "Crook And Ladder", when Homer is trying to convince Moe to not steal a priceless clock from a burning building:
--> '''Moe:''' ''"I can't let go of it, Homer! It's been in my family for nearly forty seconds!"''
--> '''Moe:''' ''"I can't let go of it, Homer! It's been in my family for nearly forty seconds!"''
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** Homer's road signs. "Look, we can't keep stopping at every 'sop', 'yeld', or 'one vay' sign we see."
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* "C.E. D'oh!" has four such moments:
**The whole "how to strip for your wife" class was pure comic gold.
**The Successmanship Guy's description of his car: "That's a Bentley Mark [=XII=]. They gave one to me, one to Steven Spielberg, then they shot the guy who made it."
**Homer talking about firing robots: "Don't tell me they can't cry."
**Finally, Homer talking with the female employee at the retreat:
---> '''Female Employee''': ''"Homer, I'll go over the organization chart if you'll just stop staring at my boobs."''
---> '''Homer''': ''"No deal"''.
**The whole "how to strip for your wife" class was pure comic gold.
**The Successmanship Guy's description of his car: "That's a Bentley Mark [=XII=]. They gave one to me, one to Steven Spielberg, then they shot the guy who made it."
**Homer talking about firing robots: "Don't tell me they can't cry."
**Finally, Homer talking with the female employee at the retreat:
---> '''Female Employee''': ''"Homer, I'll go over the organization chart if you'll just stop staring at my boobs."''
---> '''Homer''': ''"No deal"''.
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* The Flaming Moe song:
---> When the weight of the world has got you down
---> And you want to end your life
---> Bills to pay, a dead end job
---> And problems with your wife
---> Well don't throw in the towel cause there's
---> A place right down the block
---> Where you can drink your miseries away
---> At Flaming Moes (lets all go Flaming Moes)
---> Where Liquor in a mug
---> Can can warm you like a hug
---> And happiness is just a Flaming Moe away
--->Happiness is just a Flaming Moe away
** --->'''Marge:''' Maybe you could take some consolation in the fact that something you created is making so many people happy.
---> '''Homer:''' Oh, look at me! I'm making people happy! I am the magical man from happy land! In a gumdrop house on lollipop laaaaaaane! Oh, by the way, I was being sarcastic!
---> '''Marge:''' Well, duh.
---> When the weight of the world has got you down
---> And you want to end your life
---> Bills to pay, a dead end job
---> And problems with your wife
---> Well don't throw in the towel cause there's
---> A place right down the block
---> Where you can drink your miseries away
---> At Flaming Moes (lets all go Flaming Moes)
---> Where Liquor in a mug
---> Can can warm you like a hug
---> And happiness is just a Flaming Moe away
--->Happiness is just a Flaming Moe away
** --->'''Marge:''' Maybe you could take some consolation in the fact that something you created is making so many people happy.
---> '''Homer:''' Oh, look at me! I'm making people happy! I am the magical man from happy land! In a gumdrop house on lollipop laaaaaaane! Oh, by the way, I was being sarcastic!
---> '''Marge:''' Well, duh.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvzL-PGSy9c&feature=related Oh, they had designers then!]]
* What about the Treehouse of Horror with Mr. Burns as a vampire?
-->'''Mr. Burns:''' [over intercom] Come in, come in. Ah, fresh victims for my ever growing army of the undead.
-->'''Smithers:''' Sir, you have to let go of the button.
-->'''Mr. Burns:''' Oh, son of a bi-
** And:
--->'''Abe:''' ''(runs into room with a stake)'' Quick! We have to kill the boy!
--->'''Lisa:''' How'd you know Bart's a vampire?
--->'''Abe:''' He's a vampire? AAAH! ''(runs away)''
* When Smithers turns on his computer to search some information for Lisa, you'll see a pixeled image of Mr. Burns:
-->'''Mr. Burns Image:''' Hello, ''Smithers''. You ''are'' quite ''good'' at ''turning'' me ''on''.
-->'''Smithers:''' Uhmmm, you should probably just ignore that...
* Mmm...free goo.
* Carl tells Homer that he's slow. By the time he's processed what he's just heard, hours have passed.
-->'''Homer's Brain:''' Something said, not good! ''Don't yell at Homer?'' noo, that's okay... (gasp) Slow! Carl thinks We're ''Slow''.
-->'''Homer:''' HEY! I... huh? [Finds that it's now late night, and everyone is gone] [Lenny walks in]
-->'''Lenny:''' Homer? You're still here? Wow, you ''are'' slow!
-->'''Homer's Brain:''' Something said, not good!...
-->'''Lenny:''' Get the hell out!
-->'''Mr. Burns:''' [over intercom] Come in, come in. Ah, fresh victims for my ever growing army of the undead.
-->'''Smithers:''' Sir, you have to let go of the button.
-->'''Mr. Burns:''' Oh, son of a bi-
** And:
--->'''Abe:''' ''(runs into room with a stake)'' Quick! We have to kill the boy!
--->'''Lisa:''' How'd you know Bart's a vampire?
--->'''Abe:''' He's a vampire? AAAH! ''(runs away)''
* When Smithers turns on his computer to search some information for Lisa, you'll see a pixeled image of Mr. Burns:
-->'''Mr. Burns Image:''' Hello, ''Smithers''. You ''are'' quite ''good'' at ''turning'' me ''on''.
-->'''Smithers:''' Uhmmm, you should probably just ignore that...
* Mmm...free goo.
* Carl tells Homer that he's slow. By the time he's processed what he's just heard, hours have passed.
-->'''Homer's Brain:''' Something said, not good! ''Don't yell at Homer?'' noo, that's okay... (gasp) Slow! Carl thinks We're ''Slow''.
-->'''Homer:''' HEY! I... huh? [Finds that it's now late night, and everyone is gone] [Lenny walks in]
-->'''Lenny:''' Homer? You're still here? Wow, you ''are'' slow!
-->'''Homer's Brain:''' Something said, not good!...
-->'''Lenny:''' Get the hell out!
* ---> '''Skinner''' I'm telling you, the Earth revolves around the Sun!
---> '''Grandpa''' He's a witch, burn him!
* '''Apu''' I have asked you nicely to stop mangling my merchandise. I now have no choice but to...ask you nicely again
*
-->'''Marge:''' Oh, Homer, don't start stalking people again. It's so ''illegal''. Remember when you were stalking Charles Kuralt because you thought he dug up your garden?
-->'''Homer:''' Well, something did!
-->'''Marge:''' I don't want you stalking anyone tonight.
-->'''Homer:''' Oh, OK, have it your own way, Marge. I'll be back in a minute. (''gets up) I'm... going outside. To... stalk... Lenny and Carl. (''beat'') D'oh!
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQ-KZyniB4c the Stonecutters song]].
-->'''All''': Who controls the British crown? Who keeps the metric system down? We do! We do!
-->'''Carl''': Who leaves Atlantis off the maps?
-->'''Lenny''': Who keeps the Martians under wraps?
-->'''Alien''': We do! We do!
-->'''All''': Who holds back the electric car? Who makes Steve Gutenberg a star? We do! We do!
-->'''Skinner''': Who robs cavefish of their sight?
-->'''Homer''': Who rigs every Oscar night?
-->'''All''' : We do! We do!
---> '''Grandpa''' He's a witch, burn him!
* '''Apu''' I have asked you nicely to stop mangling my merchandise. I now have no choice but to...ask you nicely again
*
-->'''Marge:''' Oh, Homer, don't start stalking people again. It's so ''illegal''. Remember when you were stalking Charles Kuralt because you thought he dug up your garden?
-->'''Homer:''' Well, something did!
-->'''Marge:''' I don't want you stalking anyone tonight.
-->'''Homer:''' Oh, OK, have it your own way, Marge. I'll be back in a minute. (''gets up) I'm... going outside. To... stalk... Lenny and Carl. (''beat'') D'oh!
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQ-KZyniB4c the Stonecutters song]].
-->'''All''': Who controls the British crown? Who keeps the metric system down? We do! We do!
-->'''Carl''': Who leaves Atlantis off the maps?
-->'''Lenny''': Who keeps the Martians under wraps?
-->'''Alien''': We do! We do!
-->'''All''': Who holds back the electric car? Who makes Steve Gutenberg a star? We do! We do!
-->'''Skinner''': Who robs cavefish of their sight?
-->'''Homer''': Who rigs every Oscar night?
-->'''All''' : We do! We do!
* Tito Puente's [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9Z4Hl_GqWE Slanderous Mambo]].
* ---> '''Chalmers:''' Good Lord, what is happening in there? (the house is on fire)
---> '''Skinner:''' Aurora Borealis?
---> '''Chalmers:''' Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? A this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?
---> '''Skinner:''' Yes.
---> '''Chalmers:''' May I see it?
---> '''Skinner:''' Oh, erm... No.
* '''Homer:''' Let me have one of those porno magazines, large box of condoms, a bottle of Old Harper, a couple of those panty shields, and some illegal fireworks, and one of those disposable enemas ... eh, make it two.
** '''Marge''' Homer, I don't know what you've got planned for tonight but count me out!
*** Homer giving possibly the greatest {{Goshdang It To Heck}} ever over Lisa's beach friends' "gift" to her. "Sweet merciful crap! My car!"
* This troper is constitutionally unable to walk through the canned vegetable aisle at the grocery store without saying "Ah, Del Monte! Enjoy them, old man, for they will be your last!"
---> '''Skinner:''' Aurora Borealis?
---> '''Chalmers:''' Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? A this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?
---> '''Skinner:''' Yes.
---> '''Chalmers:''' May I see it?
---> '''Skinner:''' Oh, erm... No.
* '''Homer:''' Let me have one of those porno magazines, large box of condoms, a bottle of Old Harper, a couple of those panty shields, and some illegal fireworks, and one of those disposable enemas ... eh, make it two.
** '''Marge''' Homer, I don't know what you've got planned for tonight but count me out!
*** Homer giving possibly the greatest {{Goshdang It To Heck}} ever over Lisa's beach friends' "gift" to her. "Sweet merciful crap! My car!"
* This troper is constitutionally unable to walk through the canned vegetable aisle at the grocery store without saying "Ah, Del Monte! Enjoy them, old man, for they will be your last!"
* This might be controversial, but this troper would like to propose a crowning moment for ''TheSimpsons'' in the episode 'Grade School Confidential':
-->'''Maude Flanders:''' ''"We're talking about S-E-X! In front of the C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N!"''
-->'''Krusty:''' ''"Sex Cauldron?! I thought they closed that place down!"''
** In the Latin American dub, it's "children" instead of "cauldron", making Krusty not only dumb but also, possibly, a pedophile; it's still hilarious but slightly creepier.
* '''Chief Wiggum:''' I'll just type it up on my invisible typewriter...
-->'''Maude Flanders:''' ''"We're talking about S-E-X! In front of the C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N!"''
-->'''Krusty:''' ''"Sex Cauldron?! I thought they closed that place down!"''
** In the Latin American dub, it's "children" instead of "cauldron", making Krusty not only dumb but also, possibly, a pedophile; it's still hilarious but slightly creepier.
* '''Chief Wiggum:''' I'll just type it up on my invisible typewriter...
* Whatever happened to Apu and Sanjay's 'Nude-E-Mart' anyway?
* '''Homer''': (''while riding down the street on a library trolley'') Must kill Moe...wheee! Must kill Moe... wheee!
* How can no one have mentioned:
-->'''Ralph:''' That's where I saw the leprechaun.
-->'''Bart:''' Right... a leprechaun.
-->'''Ralph:''' He tells me to burn things!
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4QgWRycd7I The Canyonaro song.]] Especially the second part is hilarious.
* '''Homer''': (''while riding down the street on a library trolley'') Must kill Moe...wheee! Must kill Moe... wheee!
* How can no one have mentioned:
-->'''Ralph:''' That's where I saw the leprechaun.
-->'''Bart:''' Right... a leprechaun.
-->'''Ralph:''' He tells me to burn things!
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4QgWRycd7I The Canyonaro song.]] Especially the second part is hilarious.
* Homer's hillarious brawl with the pilot Fantastic Dan in the valentines day episode.
-->'''Fantastic Dan:''' I have to deliver a message. It's the skywriters' code!
-->'''Homer:''' I am so sick of that damn code!
* '''Frink:''' I am detecting a gigantic amphibious life-form, it's 80 meters long and it's heading this way. Oh good glayven it's on my shoe! It's a small frog. Just get off, just get off there. Stupid machine, oh wait a minute, this isn't the Monsterometer, it's the Frog-Exaggerator!
* Also:
-->'''Marge''': Come on Homer, Japan will be fun. You liked ''{{Rashomon}}''.
-->'''Homer''': That's not how ''I'' remember it.
-->'''Fantastic Dan:''' I have to deliver a message. It's the skywriters' code!
-->'''Homer:''' I am so sick of that damn code!
* '''Frink:''' I am detecting a gigantic amphibious life-form, it's 80 meters long and it's heading this way. Oh good glayven it's on my shoe! It's a small frog. Just get off, just get off there. Stupid machine, oh wait a minute, this isn't the Monsterometer, it's the Frog-Exaggerator!
* Also:
-->'''Marge''': Come on Homer, Japan will be fun. You liked ''{{Rashomon}}''.
-->'''Homer''': That's not how ''I'' remember it.
* In one Christmas episode, the school tries to get money out of Mr. Burns with a hilariously {{Anvilicious}} play. Two shining moments:
-->'''Skinner:''' Who will eat the poisoned stew? It could be anyone...it could even be Mr. Burns!"
-->'''Mr. Burns:''' This play ''really'' speaks to me!
** -->'''Ralph:''' Hello, I'm Dr. Stupid! I'm going to remove your liver bone! ''(chops the head off a Mr. Burns dummy with a saw)'' Oops, you're dead!
-->'''Mr. Burns:''' ''(darkly)'' I never ''did'' like that Dr. Stupid...
-->'''Skinner:''' Who will eat the poisoned stew? It could be anyone...it could even be Mr. Burns!"
-->'''Mr. Burns:''' This play ''really'' speaks to me!
** -->'''Ralph:''' Hello, I'm Dr. Stupid! I'm going to remove your liver bone! ''(chops the head off a Mr. Burns dummy with a saw)'' Oops, you're dead!
-->'''Mr. Burns:''' ''(darkly)'' I never ''did'' like that Dr. Stupid...
* Homer is injured in a prison rodeo, and ends up in their infirmary. One of the inmates is an incredible artist, and has a painting of a unicorn in space, hanging on the wall.
-->'''Warden:''' A unicorn in space; what's it breathin'?!
-->'''Homer:''' Air?
-->'''Warden:''' Ain't no air in space!
-->'''Homer:''' There's an [[IncrediblyLamePun air n' space]] ''museum''!
-->'''Warden:''' A unicorn in space; what's it breathin'?!
-->'''Homer:''' Air?
-->'''Warden:''' Ain't no air in space!
-->'''Homer:''' There's an [[IncrediblyLamePun air n' space]] ''museum''!
* How about the time Homer is about to be gunned down by Mafia thugs, and they're suddenly shot. Cue the arrival of Chief Wiggum...but what's this? Wiggum isn't the shooter. As they wonder who shot the Mafia guys, cue Maggie sitting in her crib upstairs next to the window, with a gun. Then Homer and Marge come upstairs and she hides the gun under her pillow!
--> Homer: Aw, she's probably dreaming of the time she shot Mr. Burns.
--> Homer: Aw, she's probably dreaming of the time she shot Mr. Burns.
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* This might be controversial, but this troper would like to propose a crowning moment for ''TheSimpsons'' in the episode 'Grade School Confidential':
-->'''Maude Flanders:''' ''"We're talking about S-E-X! In front of the C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N!"''
-->'''Krusty:''' ''"Sex Cauldron?! I thought they closed that place down!"''
** In the Latin American dub, it's "children" instead of "cauldron", making Krusty not only dumb but also, possibly, a pedophile; it's still hilarious but slightly creepier.
* Everytime Mr. Burns says "Excellent", or when Nelson laughs at someone. ** One Nelson moment in particular: In the episode ''The Debarted'', the new kid Donny is catapulting garbage bags at and into the school off of teeter-totters. While the other kids adore him, Bart tries to prove he can do it to. Unfortunately for Bart, he ends up with garbage on his face. While the kids laugh, Nelson gives us this humorous variation:
-->'''Maude Flanders:''' ''"We're talking about S-E-X! In front of the C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N!"''
-->'''Krusty:''' ''"Sex Cauldron?! I thought they closed that place down!"''
** In the Latin American dub, it's "children" instead of "cauldron", making Krusty not only dumb but also, possibly, a pedophile; it's still hilarious but slightly creepier.
* Everytime Mr. Burns says "Excellent", or when Nelson laughs at someone. ** One Nelson moment in particular: In the episode ''The Debarted'', the new kid Donny is catapulting garbage bags at and into the school off of teeter-totters. While the other kids adore him, Bart tries to prove he can do it to. Unfortunately for Bart, he ends up with garbage on his face. While the kids laugh, Nelson gives us this humorous variation:
to:
-->'''Maude Flanders:''' ''"We're talking about S-E-X! In front of the C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N!"''
-->'''Krusty:''' ''"Sex Cauldron?! I thought they closed that place down!"''
** In the Latin American dub, it's "children" instead of "cauldron", making Krusty not only dumb but also, possibly, a pedophile; it's still hilarious but slightly creepier.
** One Nelson moment in particular: In the episode ''The Debarted'', the new kid Donny is catapulting garbage bags at and into the school off of teeter-totters. While the other kids adore him, Bart tries to prove he can do it to. Unfortunately for Bart, he ends up with garbage on his face. While the kids laugh, Nelson gives us this humorous variation:
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* Whatever happened to Apu and Sanjay's 'Nude-E-Mart' anyway?
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* How can no one have mentioned:
-->'''Ralph:''' That's where I saw the leprechaun.
-->'''Bart:''' Right... a leprechaun.
-->'''Ralph:''' He tells me to burn things!
* What about the Treehouse of Horror with Mr. Burns as a vampire?
-->'''Mr. Burns:''' [over intercom] Come in, come in. Ah, fresh victims for my ever growing army of the undead.
-->'''Smithers:''' Sir, you have to let go of the button.
-->'''Mr. Burns:''' Oh, son of a bi-
** And:
--->'''Abe:''' ''(runs into room with a stake)'' Quick! We have to kill the boy!
--->'''Lisa:''' How'd you know Bart's a vampire?
--->'''Abe:''' He's a vampire? AAAH! ''(runs away)''
-->'''Ralph:''' That's where I saw the leprechaun.
-->'''Bart:''' Right... a leprechaun.
-->'''Ralph:''' He tells me to burn things!
* What about the Treehouse of Horror with Mr. Burns as a vampire?
-->'''Mr. Burns:''' [over intercom] Come in, come in. Ah, fresh victims for my ever growing army of the undead.
-->'''Smithers:''' Sir, you have to let go of the button.
-->'''Mr. Burns:''' Oh, son of a bi-
** And:
--->'''Abe:''' ''(runs into room with a stake)'' Quick! We have to kill the boy!
--->'''Lisa:''' How'd you know Bart's a vampire?
--->'''Abe:''' He's a vampire? AAAH! ''(runs away)''
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* Homer's hillarious brawl with the pilot Fantastic Dan in the valentines day episode.
-->'''Fantastic Dan:''' I have to deliver a message. It's the skywriters' code!
-->'''Homer:''' I am so sick of that damn code!
-->'''Fantastic Dan:''' I have to deliver a message. It's the skywriters' code!
-->'''Homer:''' I am so sick of that damn code!
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* Carl tells Homer that he's slow. By the time he's processed what he's just heard, hours have passed.
-->'''Homer's Brain:''' Something said, not good! ''Don't yell at Homer?'' noo, that's okay... (gasp) Slow! Carl thinks We're ''Slow''.
-->'''Homer:''' HEY! I... huh? [Finds that it's now late night, and everyone is gone] [Lenny walks in]
-->'''Lenny:''' Homer? You're still here? Wow, you ''are'' slow!
-->'''Homer's Brain:''' Something said, not good!...
-->'''Lenny:''' Get the hell out!
* When Smithers turns on his computer to search some information for Lisa, you'll see a pixeled image of Mr. Burns:
-->'''Mr. Burns Image:''' Hello, ''Smithers''. You ''are'' quite ''good'' at ''turning'' me ''on''.
-->'''Smithers:''' Uhmmm, you should probably just ignore that...
* How about the time Homer is about to be gunned down by Mafia thugs, and they're suddenly shot. Cue the arrival of Chief Wiggum...but what's this? Wiggum isn't the shooter. As they wonder who shot the Mafia guys, cue Maggie sitting in her crib upstairs next to the window, with a gun. Then Homer and Marge come upstairs and she hides the gun under her pillow!
--> Homer: Aw, she's probably dreaming of the time she shot Mr. Burns.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQ-KZyniB4c the Stonecutters song]].
-->'''All''': Who controls the British crown? Who keeps the metric system down? We do! We do!
-->'''Carl''': Who leaves Atlantis off the maps?
-->'''Lenny''': Who keeps the Martians under wraps?
-->'''Alien''': We do! We do!
-->'''All''': Who holds back the electric car? Who makes Steve Gutenberg a star? We do! We do!
-->'''Skinner''': Who robs cavefish of their sight?
-->'''Homer''': Who rigs every Oscar night?
-->'''All''' : We do! We do!
* Tito Puente's [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9Z4Hl_GqWE Slanderous Mambo]].
* Also:
-->'''Marge''': Come on Homer, Japan will be fun. You liked ''{{Rashomon}}''.
-->'''Homer''': That's not how ''I'' remember it.
-->'''Homer's Brain:''' Something said, not good! ''Don't yell at Homer?'' noo, that's okay... (gasp) Slow! Carl thinks We're ''Slow''.
-->'''Homer:''' HEY! I... huh? [Finds that it's now late night, and everyone is gone] [Lenny walks in]
-->'''Lenny:''' Homer? You're still here? Wow, you ''are'' slow!
-->'''Homer's Brain:''' Something said, not good!...
-->'''Lenny:''' Get the hell out!
* When Smithers turns on his computer to search some information for Lisa, you'll see a pixeled image of Mr. Burns:
-->'''Mr. Burns Image:''' Hello, ''Smithers''. You ''are'' quite ''good'' at ''turning'' me ''on''.
-->'''Smithers:''' Uhmmm, you should probably just ignore that...
* How about the time Homer is about to be gunned down by Mafia thugs, and they're suddenly shot. Cue the arrival of Chief Wiggum...but what's this? Wiggum isn't the shooter. As they wonder who shot the Mafia guys, cue Maggie sitting in her crib upstairs next to the window, with a gun. Then Homer and Marge come upstairs and she hides the gun under her pillow!
--> Homer: Aw, she's probably dreaming of the time she shot Mr. Burns.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQ-KZyniB4c the Stonecutters song]].
-->'''All''': Who controls the British crown? Who keeps the metric system down? We do! We do!
-->'''Carl''': Who leaves Atlantis off the maps?
-->'''Lenny''': Who keeps the Martians under wraps?
-->'''Alien''': We do! We do!
-->'''All''': Who holds back the electric car? Who makes Steve Gutenberg a star? We do! We do!
-->'''Skinner''': Who robs cavefish of their sight?
-->'''Homer''': Who rigs every Oscar night?
-->'''All''' : We do! We do!
* Tito Puente's [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9Z4Hl_GqWE Slanderous Mambo]].
* Also:
-->'''Marge''': Come on Homer, Japan will be fun. You liked ''{{Rashomon}}''.
-->'''Homer''': That's not how ''I'' remember it.
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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvzL-PGSy9c&feature=related Oh, they had designers then!]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4QgWRycd7I The Canyonaro song.]] Especially the second part is hilarious.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4QgWRycd7I The Canyonaro song.]] Especially the second part is hilarious.
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** This troper is constitutionally unable to walk through the canned vegetable aisle at the grocery store without saying "Ah, Del Monte! Enjoy them, old man, for they will be your last!"
* Homer giving possibly the greatest {{Goshdang It To Heck}} ever over Lisa's beach friends' "gift" to her. "Sweet merciful crap! My car!"
* Homer giving possibly the greatest {{Goshdang It To Heck}} ever over Lisa's beach friends' "gift" to her. "Sweet merciful crap! My car!"
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* Homer giving possibly the greatest {{Goshdang It To Heck}} ever over Lisa's beach friends' "gift" to her. "Sweet merciful crap! My car!"
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* Homer is injured in a prison rodeo, and ends up in their infirmary. One of the inmates is an incredible artist, and has a painting of a unicorn in space, hanging on the wall.
-->'''Warden:''' A unicorn in space; what's it breathin'?!
-->'''Homer:''' Air?
-->'''Warden:''' Ain't no air in space!
-->'''Homer:''' There's an [[IncrediblyLamePun air n' space]] ''museum''!
-->'''Warden:''' A unicorn in space; what's it breathin'?!
-->'''Homer:''' Air?
-->'''Warden:''' Ain't no air in space!
-->'''Homer:''' There's an [[IncrediblyLamePun air n' space]] ''museum''!
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* In one Christmas episode, the school tries to get money out of Mr. Burns with a hilariously {{Anvilicious}} play. Two shining moments:
-->'''Skinner:''' Who will eat the poisoned stew? It could be anyone...it could even be Mr. Burns!"
-->'''Mr. Burns:''' This play ''really'' speaks to me!
** -->'''Ralph:''' Hello, I'm Dr. Stupid! I'm going to remove your liver bone! ''(chops the head off a Mr. Burns dummy with a saw)'' Oops, you're dead!
-->'''Mr. Burns:''' ''(darkly)'' I never ''did'' like that Dr. Stupid...
* --->'''Marge:''' You should just be glad that you're making people happy.
---> '''Homer:''' Oh, oh I'm making people happy! I am the magical man from happy land! I live in a gumdrop house on lollipop laaaaaaane! Oh, by the way, I was being sarcastic!
---> '''Marge:''' Well, duh.
-->'''Skinner:''' Who will eat the poisoned stew? It could be anyone...it could even be Mr. Burns!"
-->'''Mr. Burns:''' This play ''really'' speaks to me!
** -->'''Ralph:''' Hello, I'm Dr. Stupid! I'm going to remove your liver bone! ''(chops the head off a Mr. Burns dummy with a saw)'' Oops, you're dead!
-->'''Mr. Burns:''' ''(darkly)'' I never ''did'' like that Dr. Stupid...
* --->'''Marge:''' You should just be glad that you're making people happy.
---> '''Homer:''' Oh, oh I'm making people happy! I am the magical man from happy land! I live in a gumdrop house on lollipop laaaaaaane! Oh, by the way, I was being sarcastic!
---> '''Marge:''' Well, duh.
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* '''Chief Wiggum:''' I'll just type it up on my invisible typewriter...
*
-->'''Marge:''' Oh, Homer, don't start stalking people again. It's so ''illegal''. Remember when you were stalking Charles Kuralt because you thought he dug up your garden?
-->'''Homer:''' Well, something did!
-->'''Marge:''' I don't want you stalking anyone tonight.
-->'''Homer:''' Oh, OK, have it your own way, Marge. I'll be back in a minute. (''gets up) I'm... going outside. To... stalk... Lenny and Carl. (''beat'') D'oh!
* '''Homer''': (''while riding down the street on a library trolley'') Must kill Moe...wheee! Must kill Moe... wheee!
* The Flaming Moe song:
---> When the weight of the world has got you down
---> And you want to end your life
---> Bills to pay, a dead end job
---> And problems with your wife
---> Well don't throw in the towel cause there's
---> A place right down the block
---> Where you can drink your miseries away
---> At Flaming Moes (lets all go Flaming Moes)
---> Where Liquor in a mug
---> Can can warm you like a hug
---> And happiness is just a Flaming Moe away
--->Happiness is just a Flaming Moe away
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-->'''Marge:''' Oh, Homer, don't start stalking people again. It's so ''illegal''. Remember when you were stalking Charles Kuralt because you thought he dug up your garden?
-->'''Homer:''' Well, something did!
-->'''Marge:''' I don't want you stalking anyone tonight.
-->'''Homer:''' Oh, OK, have it your own way, Marge. I'll be back in a minute. (''gets up) I'm... going outside. To... stalk... Lenny and Carl. (''beat'') D'oh!
* '''Homer''': (''while riding down the street on a library trolley'') Must kill Moe...wheee! Must kill Moe... wheee!
* The Flaming Moe song:
---> When the weight of the world has got you down
---> And you want to end your life
---> Bills to pay, a dead end job
---> And problems with your wife
---> Well don't throw in the towel cause there's
---> A place right down the block
---> Where you can drink your miseries away
---> At Flaming Moes (lets all go Flaming Moes)
---> Where Liquor in a mug
---> Can can warm you like a hug
---> And happiness is just a Flaming Moe away
--->Happiness is just a Flaming Moe away
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* '''Apu''' I have asked you nicely to stop mangling my merchandise. I now have no choice but to...ask you nicely again.
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* --->(Homer is sitting on the couch.)
---> '''Lisa''': "Cartoons don't have to make sense"
---> '''Lisa''': "Cartoons don't have to make sense"
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* --->(Homer is sitting on the couch.)
Bart points out an error in an Itchy and Scratchy cartoon)
---> '''Lisa''': "Cartoons don't have tomake sense" be 100% accurate"
---> '''Lisa''': "Cartoons don't have to
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** '''Lisa''' You can replace actors in cartoons without anyone noticing.
---> '''Flanders''' (with a completely different voice) Hi diddly ho neighbourinos
* '''Homer:''' Let me have one of those porno magazines, large box of condoms, a bottle of Old Harper, a couple of those panty shields, and some illegal fireworks, and one of those disposable enemas ... eh, make it two.
** '''Marge''' Homer, I don't know what you've got planned for tonight but count me out!
---> '''Flanders''' (with a completely different voice) Hi diddly ho neighbourinos
* '''Homer:''' Let me have one of those porno magazines, large box of condoms, a bottle of Old Harper, a couple of those panty shields, and some illegal fireworks, and one of those disposable enemas ... eh, make it two.
** '''Marge''' Homer, I don't know what you've got planned for tonight but count me out!
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** '''Lisa''' You can replace '''Homer'': Networks like animation because they don't have to pay the actors in cartoons without anyone noticing.
squat.
---> '''Flanders''' (with a completely different voice)Hi diddly ho neighbourinos
* '''Homer:''' Let me havePlus they can replace them and no one of those porno magazines, large box of condoms, a bottle of Old Harper, a couple of those panty shields, and some illegal fireworks, and one of those disposable enemas ... eh, make it two.
** '''Marge''' Homer, I don't know what you've got planned for tonight but count me out!can tell the diddly-ifference!
---> '''Flanders''' (with a completely different voice)
* '''Homer:''' Let me have
** '''Marge''' Homer, I don't know what you've got planned for tonight but count me out!
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* '''Frink:''' I am detecting a gigantic amphibious life-form, it's 80 meters long and it's heading this way. Oh good glayven it's on my shoe! It's a small frog. Just get off, just get off there. Stupid machine, oh wait a minute, this isn't the Monsterometer, it's the Frog-Exaggerator!
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* Mmm...free goo.
* ---> '''Skinner''' I'm telling you, the Earth revolves around the Sun!
---> '''Grandpa''' He's a witch, burn him!
* ---> '''Chalmers:''' Good Lord, what is happening in there? (the house is on fire)
---> '''Skinner:''' Aurora Borealis?
---> '''Chalmers:''' Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? A this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?
---> '''Skinner:''' Yes.
---> '''Chalmers:''' May I see it?
---> '''Skinner:''' Oh, erm... No.
* ---> '''Skinner''' I'm telling you, the Earth revolves around the Sun!
---> '''Grandpa''' He's a witch, burn him!
* ---> '''Chalmers:''' Good Lord, what is happening in there? (the house is on fire)
---> '''Skinner:''' Aurora Borealis?
---> '''Chalmers:''' Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? A this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?
---> '''Skinner:''' Yes.
---> '''Chalmers:''' May I see it?
---> '''Skinner:''' Oh, erm... No.
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* ---> '''Skinner''' I'm telling you, the Earth revolves around the Sun!
---> '''Grandpa''' He's a witch, burn him!
* ---> '''Chalmers:''' Good Lord, what is happening in there? (the house is on fire)
---> '''Skinner:''' Aurora Borealis?
---> '''Chalmers:''' Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? A this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?
---> '''Skinner:''' Yes.
---> '''Chalmers:''' May I see it?
---> '''Skinner:''' Oh, erm... No.
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* From ''Two Dozen and One Greyhounds'', Mr. Burns' rousing cover of "Be Our Guest", http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsFHEK_o9U8&feature=related "See My Vest"]], wherein he describes the various animals he killed for his wardrobe.
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* From ''Two Dozen and One Greyhounds'', Mr. Burns' rousing cover of "Be Our Guest", http://www.[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsFHEK_o9U8&feature=related "See My Vest"]], wherein he describes the various animals he killed for his wardrobe.
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* From ''Two Dozen and One Greyhounds'', Mr. Burns' rousing cover of "Be Our Guest", http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsFHEK_o9U8&feature=related "See My Vest"]], wherein he describes the various animals he killed for his wardrobe.
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* From ''Midnight Towboy''.
-->Marge: At least ''you'' need me, sack of potatoes. *starts rocking the sack of potatoes to sleep*
-->Marge: At least ''you'' need me, sack of potatoes. *starts rocking the sack of potatoes to sleep*
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--->'''Bart:''' No, dad. He wants you to blow your horn.
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--->'''Bart:''' No, dad.''dad''. He wants you to blow your horn.
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** From the same episode: "I'll be cooking me Lean Cuisine in yer kiln! HAHAHAHAHAHA!"
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** From the same episode: "I'll be cooking me Lean Cuisine in yer kiln! HAHAHAHAHAHA!"HAHAHAHAHAHA!"
* In ''The Regina Monolouges'' the family visits England to help Grandpa find a lost love, and are greeted by then-Prime Minister Tony Blair.
--> '''Homer:''' ''(after Blair leaves)'' Wow, I can't beleive I just met Mr. Bean!
** --> ''(the family meets JK Rowling outside of a bookstore)''
--> '''Lisa:''' JK Rowling! You've turned a whole generation of kids unto reading.
--> '''Rowling:''' Thank you young Muggle
--> '''Lisa:''' Can you tell me what happens at the end of the series?
--> '''Rowling:''' ''(sighs exhuastedly)'' He grows up, and marries you. ''(angrily)'' Is that what you wanted to hear?!
--> '''Lisa:''' ''(dreamily)'' Yes.
*** --> ''(the family leaves England)''
--> '''Marge:''' It was nice of them to forget the whole thing if we agreed to take Madonna back with us.
--> '''Madonna:''' ''(from inside duffle bag Marge is holding)'' I keep telling you, I'm English!
--> '''Marge:''' I'm sorry, but English ladies don't pump gas naked.
* In ''The Regina Monolouges'' the family visits England to help Grandpa find a lost love, and are greeted by then-Prime Minister Tony Blair.
--> '''Homer:''' ''(after Blair leaves)'' Wow, I can't beleive I just met Mr. Bean!
** --> ''(the family meets JK Rowling outside of a bookstore)''
--> '''Lisa:''' JK Rowling! You've turned a whole generation of kids unto reading.
--> '''Rowling:''' Thank you young Muggle
--> '''Lisa:''' Can you tell me what happens at the end of the series?
--> '''Rowling:''' ''(sighs exhuastedly)'' He grows up, and marries you. ''(angrily)'' Is that what you wanted to hear?!
--> '''Lisa:''' ''(dreamily)'' Yes.
*** --> ''(the family leaves England)''
--> '''Marge:''' It was nice of them to forget the whole thing if we agreed to take Madonna back with us.
--> '''Madonna:''' ''(from inside duffle bag Marge is holding)'' I keep telling you, I'm English!
--> '''Marge:''' I'm sorry, but English ladies don't pump gas naked.
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* The subplot in the episode ''Thursday's with Abie'' revolves around Bart taking care of Larry the Lamb, a stuffed animal his class has to take home and care for. Bart hates the thing, which leads to this exchange:
--> ''(Bart is swinging Larry around while Santa's Little Helper bites it)''
--> '''Bart:''' That's it boy, go for the nards!
--> '''Lisa:''' Bart! ''(grabs Larry)'' if you don't want him, give him to me.
--> '''Bart:''' How come you never act like this when I'm cruel to real animals?
--> '''Lisa:''' I do, [[ThatMakesMeAngry it enrages me!]]
--> '''Bart:''' I thought you Hindus were supposed to love everybody.
--> '''Lisa:''' ''(angrily)'' I'm a FREAKING BUDDHIST!!
--> ''(Bart is swinging Larry around while Santa's Little Helper bites it)''
--> '''Bart:''' That's it boy, go for the nards!
--> '''Lisa:''' Bart! ''(grabs Larry)'' if you don't want him, give him to me.
--> '''Bart:''' How come you never act like this when I'm cruel to real animals?
--> '''Lisa:''' I do, [[ThatMakesMeAngry it enrages me!]]
--> '''Bart:''' I thought you Hindus were supposed to love everybody.
--> '''Lisa:''' ''(angrily)'' I'm a FREAKING BUDDHIST!!
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NOTE TO TV TROPE EDITORS EDITING THIS PAGE: Try to name the episode each individual "CROWNING MOMENT OF FUNNY" was from and place it into the correct season folder. If there is confusion about what episode was in a certain season, open this '''[[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_The_Simpsons_episodes PAGE]]''' in a separate tab or window for use as a reference.
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NOTE TO TV TROPE EDITORS EDITING THIS PAGE: Try In an effort to make this page look more organized, try to name the episode each individual "CROWNING MOMENT OF FUNNY" was from (including the random entries below the folders) and place it into the correct season folder. If there is confusion about what episode was in a certain season, open this '''[[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_The_Simpsons_episodes PAGE]]''' in a separate tab or window for use as a reference.
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* This might be controversial, but this troper would like to propose a crowning moment for ''TheSimpsons'':
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* This might be controversial, but this troper would like to propose a crowning moment for ''TheSimpsons'':''TheSimpsons'' in the episode 'Grade School Confidential':
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--->'''Grampa:''' Hey, they're playing The Elephant Song.
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---> ''(Grampa runs away screaming from the gunfire, and into next room)''
---> '''Grampa:''' Nurse! Someone's trying to kill me!
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---> ''(Grampa Abraham Simpson runs away screaming from the gunfire, and into next room)''
--->'''Grampa:''' '''Abe:''' Nurse! Someone's trying to kill me!
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** The waiting period before Homer can get his gun. He has to wait 5 days so he sits in the front of his house, when a montage of "shootable" things, like his neighbor Ned Flanders (riding by on a lawn mower), Patty and Selma, and a family of ducks pass in front of him. All while [[CrowningMusicOfAwesome The Waiting]] from TomPetty plays in the background.
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--> '''Homer:''' [[DiscontinuityNod I thought Smithers did it?]]
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--> '''Homer:''' [[DiscontinuityNod I thought Smithers did it?]]it.]]
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-->'''Agnes''' ''(with her typical motherly sternness)'': I've never seen such recklessness.
--> '''Louie''': [[HypocriticalHumor You might have hurt somebody]].
--> '''Cletus''': [[HypocriticalHumor Are you some kind of mo-ron]]?
--> '''Homer''': But guys-
--> '''Krusty''': Listen, yutz. Guns aren't toys. They're for protecting your family, hunting dangerous or delicious animals, and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking keeping the King of England out of your face]].
** Then there is the waiting period before Homer can get his gun.He has to wait 5 days so he sits in the front of his house,when a montage of "shootable" things,like Flanders,Patty and Selma,and a family of ducks pass in front of him.All while [[CrowningMusicOfAwesome The Waiting]] from TomPetty plays in the background
--> '''Louie''': [[HypocriticalHumor You might have hurt somebody]].
--> '''Cletus''': [[HypocriticalHumor Are you some kind of mo-ron]]?
--> '''Homer''': But guys-
--> '''Krusty''': Listen, yutz. Guns aren't toys. They're for protecting your family, hunting dangerous or delicious animals, and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking keeping the King of England out of your face]].
** Then there is the waiting period before Homer can get his gun.He has to wait 5 days so he sits in the front of his house,when a montage of "shootable" things,like Flanders,Patty and Selma,and a family of ducks pass in front of him.All while [[CrowningMusicOfAwesome The Waiting]] from TomPetty plays in the background
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** Then there is the waiting period before Homer can get his gun.He has to wait 5 days so he sits in the front of his house,when a montage of "shootable" things,like Flanders,Patty and Selma,and a family of ducks pass in front of him.All while [[CrowningMusicOfAwesome The Waiting]] from TomPetty plays in the background
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** "You destroyed Hitler's car. What did he ever do to you?"
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** One of the clones is visiting Grampa at the retirement home:
-->'''Grampa:''' Then after World War II, it got kinda quiet 'til {{Superman}} challenged [[FranklinDRoosevelt FDR]] to a race around the world. FDR beat him by a furlong! Or so the comic books would have you believe. The truth lies somewhere in between and ZZZ... ''(he falls asleep).''
-->'''Grampa:''' Then after World War II, it got kinda quiet 'til {{Superman}} challenged [[FranklinDRoosevelt FDR]] to a race around the world. FDR beat him by a furlong! Or so the comic books would have you believe. The truth lies somewhere in between and ZZZ... ''(he falls asleep).''
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** One of the clones is visiting Grampa Abraham Simpson at the retirement home:
-->'''Grampa:''' -->'''Abe:''' Then after World War II, it got kinda quiet 'til {{Superman}} challenged [[FranklinDRoosevelt FDR]] to a race around the world. FDR beat him by a furlong! Or so the comic books would have you believe. The truth lies somewhere in between and ZZZ... ''(he falls asleep).''
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* This exchange from ''Midnight Rx'', after Homer, Ned, Apu, and Grampa have been thrown in a Canadian prison:
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* This exchange from ''Midnight Rx'', after Homer, Ned, Apu, and Grampa Abe have been thrown in a Canadian prison:
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* Many if not most of Grampa Simpson's rants would qualify. But a few classics...
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* Many if not most of Grampa Abraham Simpson's rants would qualify. But a few classics...
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--->'''Grampa:''' He's a vampire? AAAH! (runs away)
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--> ''(A stoned Homer & Otto are watching ''the Three Stooges'')''
--> '''Homer:''' ''(laughing)'' Oh man, look at Shemp, he is so high.
--> '''Otto:''' Whoa I just realized something: "Shemp" is "hemp", spelled backwards.
--> ''(A stoned Homer & Otto are watching ''the Three Stooges'')''
--> '''Homer:''' ''(laughing)'' Oh man, look at Shemp, he is so high.
--> '''Otto:''' Whoa I just realized something: "Shemp" is "hemp", spelled backwards.
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--> '''Announcer:''' Tonight, on "Rock Bottom", we investigate a sex farm for sex hookers.
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--> '''Announcer:''' '''Godfrey Jones:''' Tonight, on "Rock Bottom", we investigate a sex farm for sex hookers.
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--> '''Farmer:''' You must be confused, I only grow sorghum here.
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--> '''Farmer:''' You must be confused, I keep telling you, I only grow sorghum here.
** "That monkey is going to pay."
*** And later after one of Vidal's failed assassinations:
--> ''(cut to Vidal dressed as Homer)''
--> '''Fernando Vidal:''' D'oh!
--> '''Mr. Burns:''' ''(dressed as Marge)'' I'm getting fed up with these constant failures.
--> ''(Smithers enters, dressed as Bart)''
--> '''Smithers:''' I'll be in the car dudes.
--> ''(cut to Vidal dressed as Homer)''
--> '''Fernando Vidal:''' D'oh!
--> '''Mr. Burns:''' ''(dressed as Marge)'' I'm getting fed up with these constant failures.
--> ''(Smithers enters, dressed as Bart)''
--> '''Smithers:''' I'll be in the car dudes.
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---> '''Homer:''' I literally [[ChewingTheScenery chewed the scenery]]scenery]]
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--> '''Homer:''' I want to set the record straight. I thought...the cop...was a prostitute. ''(sits there and smiles like he just said the smartest thing ever)''
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--> '''Homer:''' I want to set the record straight. I thought...the cop...was a prostitute. ''(sits there and smiles like he just said the smartest thing ever)''
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**"The Shadow Night? He's the most evil, destructive player in the game. He once [[BeyondTheImpossible beat me to death with my own life bar]].
**
--> ''(Homer notices a guy waving a orange/yellow flag).
--> '''Homer:''' What's the matter buddy? The American flag not good enough for ya? ''(headbutts him)''
--> '''Girl:''' That was my father!
--> '''Homer:''' ''(completely serious)'' I'm your father now.
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--> ''(Homer notices a guy waving a orange/yellow flag).
--> '''Homer:''' What's the matter buddy? The American flag not good enough for ya? ''(headbutts him)''
--> '''Girl:''' That was my father!
--> '''Homer:''' ''(completely serious)'' I'm your father now.
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-->'''Agnes''' ''(with her typical motherly sternness)'': I've never seen such recklessness.
--> '''Louie''': [[HypocriticalHumor You might have hurt somebody]].
--> '''Cletus''': [[HypocriticalHumor Are you some kind of mo-ron]]?
--> '''Homer''': But guys-
--> '''Krusty''': Listen, yutz. Guns aren't toys. They're for protecting your family, hunting dangerous or delicious animals, and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking keeping the King of England out of your face]].
--> '''Louie''': [[HypocriticalHumor You might have hurt somebody]].
--> '''Cletus''': [[HypocriticalHumor Are you some kind of mo-ron]]?
--> '''Homer''': But guys-
--> '''Krusty''': Listen, yutz. Guns aren't toys. They're for protecting your family, hunting dangerous or delicious animals, and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking keeping the King of England out of your face]].
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* [[{{Demetrios}} This troper]] loves it when Willy asks "Wha?!" when Lisa says that Bart is his son in the episode "Girly Edition". No other voice actor can top that sort of [[MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail surprise and alarm]].
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* The ending to ''Bart the Daredevil''. Homer has just fallen down Springfield Gorge, hits his head repeatedly on the way up and put onto on a stretcher on an ambulance. Next second, the ambulance hits a tree, Homer rolls out of the ambulance and falls back down the gorge. It is an iconic moment in Simpsons' history, and one of the funniest moments in their history.
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* The ending [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnDNFe-y7iU ending]] to ''Bart the Daredevil''. Homer has just fallen down Springfield Gorge, hits his head repeatedly on the way up and put onto on a stretcher on an ambulance. Next second, the ambulance hits a tree, Homer rolls out of the ambulance and falls back down the gorge. It is an iconic moment in Simpsons' history, and one of the funniest moments in their Simpsons' history.
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** From the "Time and Punishment" segment: No thanks to his love of donuts, Homer paradoxically threw away paradise.
--->''(Homer arrives back in the present with the time machine toaster. The house has been transformed into a luxurious estate.)''
--->'''Lisa:''' Are we taking the new Lexus to Aunt Patty and Selma's funeral today?
--->'''Homer:''' Hmm. Fabulous house, well-behaved kids, sisters-in-law dead, luxury sedan. Woohoo! I hit the jackpot! ''(he sits down at the table, trying to sound like a rich gentleman)'' Marge, dear, would you kindly pass me a donut?
--->'''Marge:''' Donut? What's a donut?
--->''(Homer screams like a crazy man and runs back to the time machine. Marge looks out the window and sees donuts falling from the sky.)''
--->'''Marge:''' ''(nonchalantly)'' Hmph. It's raining again.
--->''(Homer arrives back in the present with the time machine toaster. The house has been transformed into a luxurious estate.)''
--->'''Lisa:''' Are we taking the new Lexus to Aunt Patty and Selma's funeral today?
--->'''Homer:''' Hmm. Fabulous house, well-behaved kids, sisters-in-law dead, luxury sedan. Woohoo! I hit the jackpot! ''(he sits down at the table, trying to sound like a rich gentleman)'' Marge, dear, would you kindly pass me a donut?
--->'''Marge:''' Donut? What's a donut?
--->''(Homer screams like a crazy man and runs back to the time machine. Marge looks out the window and sees donuts falling from the sky.)''
--->'''Marge:''' ''(nonchalantly)'' Hmph. It's raining again.
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** From the "Time and Punishment" segment: segment:
*** Being warned not to touch anything when in the distant past (in this case, prehistoric times). To say nothing about his father warning him about TheButterflyEffect ''on his wedding day'', Homer accidentally sneezes...and starts [[DisasterDominoes a chain reaction that ends with all the dinosaurs dead]].
---->'''Homer''': [[ThisIsGonnaSuck Thiiiiiis is gonna cost me...]]
*** No thanks to his love of donuts, Homer paradoxically threw away paradise.
--->''(Homer ---->''(Homer arrives back in the present with the time machine toaster. The house has been transformed into a luxurious estate.)''
--->'''Lisa:''' ---->'''Lisa:''' Are we taking the new Lexus to Aunt Patty and Selma's funeral today?
--->'''Homer:''' ---->'''Homer:''' Hmm. Fabulous house, well-behaved kids, sisters-in-law dead, luxury sedan. Woohoo! I hit the jackpot! ''(he sits down at the table, trying to sound like a rich gentleman)'' Marge, dear, would you kindly pass me a donut?
--->'''Marge:''' ---->'''Marge:''' Donut? What's a donut?
--->''(Homer ---->''(Homer screams like a crazy man and runs back to the time machine. Marge looks out the window and sees donuts falling from the sky.)''
--->'''Marge:''' ---->'''Marge:''' ''(nonchalantly)'' Hmph. It's raining again.
*** Being warned not to touch anything when in the distant past (in this case, prehistoric times). To say nothing about his father warning him about TheButterflyEffect ''on his wedding day'', Homer accidentally sneezes...and starts [[DisasterDominoes a chain reaction that ends with all the dinosaurs dead]].
---->'''Homer''': [[ThisIsGonnaSuck Thiiiiiis is gonna cost me...]]
*** No thanks to his love of donuts, Homer paradoxically threw away paradise.
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* From "Large Marge" (context: Marge has just mistakenly been given breast implants instead of a liposuction):
-->'''Marge:''' ''"Oh yeah? Well, my husband will come back with me and he'll do a little malpractice on you!"''
-->'''Doctor:''' ''(completely deadpan) "Oh yes, your husband, I'm sure he'll be furious."''
-->'''Marge:''' ''"Oh yeah? Well, my husband will come back with me and he'll do a little malpractice on you!"''
-->'''Doctor:''' ''(completely deadpan) "Oh yes, your husband, I'm sure he'll be furious."''
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** Also Dr. Nick: "Calm down, sir! You're going to give yourself skin failure!"
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* Everything about Ranier Wolfcastle's movie "Undercover Nerd" in the episode ''The Bart Wants What It Wants''.
-->'''[[FailOSuckyName Melvin Eugene Punymier]]:''' [[PreAssKickingOneLiner The geek shall inherit the Earth.]] ''(picks up one JerkJock, throws him through another)''
-->'''[[FailOSuckyName Melvin Eugene Punymier]]:''' [[PreAssKickingOneLiner The geek shall inherit the Earth.]] ''(picks up one JerkJock, throws him through another)''
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** After informing Marge in the bedroom that he won't be dying for many, many years, Homer getting his neck crushed by the bedroom window.
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--->'''Homer:''' Ahh...hmmm. Seems a shame to chuck out these cross country skis. Mmmmm...I'll keep one. ''(He snaps the other one in half and throws it in the garbage can.)'' Let's see now. ''(checks list)'' ''Kill spiders?'' We don't have any spiders. ''(He looks around for spiders and see one making a web around his right arm.)'' ''(screams)'' Ahhh! ''(He grunts about 10 times while trying to squish the spider. It crawls under a cardboard box.)''
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--->'''Homer:''' Ahh...hmmm. Seems a shame to chuck out these cross country skis. Mmmmm...I'll keep one. ''(He snaps the other one in half and throws it in the garbage can.)'' Let's see now. ''(checks list)'' ''Kill spiders?'' We don't have any spiders. ''(He spiders.
--->''(Homer looks around for spiders and see one making a web around his right arm.)'' ''(screams)'' Ahhh! ''(He grunts about 10 times while trying to squish the spider. It crawls under a cardboard box.)'')'' Stupid spider! Afraid of dying?! ''(Homer sneaks over to the box and lifts it up; the spider is gone.)'' A-ha! Hmm? ''
--->''(Homer looks around, then under the bottom of the box and sees about 2 dozen spiders fall on to his face, causing him to run around the garage and scream like a maniac. He finds a can of spider poison titled "Charlotte's Dead" and sprays it on his face.)'' YEEEOOOWWW! OOOWWWHHOOWW! WHAT?! SPIDER POISON IS PEOPLE POISON?!
--->''(Homer looks around for spiders and see one making a web around his right arm.)'' ''(screams)'' Ahhh! ''(He grunts about 10 times while trying to squish the spider. It crawls under a cardboard box.
--->''(Homer looks around, then under the bottom of the box and sees about 2 dozen spiders fall on to his face, causing him to run around the garage and scream like a maniac. He finds a can of spider poison titled "Charlotte's Dead" and sprays it on his face.)'' YEEEOOOWWW! OOOWWWHHOOWW! WHAT?! SPIDER POISON IS PEOPLE POISON?!
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* From ''Mobile Homer'':
** The sequence of events that occur as Homer is cleaning out the garage. First, he finishes a can of Duff beer and throws it behind his shoulder:
--->'''Homer:''' Ahh...hmmm. Seems a shame to chuck out these cross country skis. Mmmmm...I'll keep one. ''(He snaps the other one in half and throws it in the garbage can.)'' Let's see now. ''(checks list)'' ''Kill spiders?'' We don't have any spiders. ''(He looks around for spiders and see one making a web around his right arm.)'' ''(screams)'' Ahhh! ''(He grunts about 10 times while trying to squish the spider. It crawls under a cardboard box.)''
** The sequence of events that occur as Homer is cleaning out the garage. First, he finishes a can of Duff beer and throws it behind his shoulder:
--->'''Homer:''' Ahh...hmmm. Seems a shame to chuck out these cross country skis. Mmmmm...I'll keep one. ''(He snaps the other one in half and throws it in the garbage can.)'' Let's see now. ''(checks list)'' ''Kill spiders?'' We don't have any spiders. ''(He looks around for spiders and see one making a web around his right arm.)'' ''(screams)'' Ahhh! ''(He grunts about 10 times while trying to squish the spider. It crawls under a cardboard box.)''
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* Behind the Laughter
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* Behind From ''Last Tap Dance in Springfield'':
-->'''Little Vicki:''' Nobody upstages Little Vicki! ''(Hisses)''
* From ''Behind theLaughterLaughter'':
-->'''Little Vicki:''' Nobody upstages Little Vicki! ''(Hisses)''
* From ''Behind the
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* From ''The Last Tap-Dance In Springfield'':
-->''''Little Vicki:'''' Nobody upstages Little Vicki! *''Hisses''*
-->''''Little Vicki:'''' Nobody upstages Little Vicki! *''Hisses''*
