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* James and Sirius dressing up as Professor Dumbledore and Professor McGonagall for Halloween. It stats with them professing their undying admiration for their teachers and ends with Sirius kissing Professor McGonagall in sheer panic. Professor Dumbledore is quite amused by the entire thing while Professor McGonagall is equal parts bemused and flustered.
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* James and Sirius dressing up as Professor Dumbledore and Professor McGonagall [=McGonagall=] for Halloween. It stats with them professing their undying admiration for their teachers and ends with Sirius kissing Professor McGonagall [=McGonagall=] in sheer panic. Professor Dumbledore is quite amused by the entire thing while Professor McGonagall [=McGonagall=] is equal parts bemused and flustered.
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Where to begin? There's got to be at least one in every installment.
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Where to begin? There's got to be at least one in every installment.instalment.
* After Sirius tackles Remus to the floor, James sits on his head. Remus can only get out some muffled protests in response.
-->'''James''': What’s that, Moony? I’m afraid I can’t hear you through my trousers.
** Remus then escapes the only way he can, by biting James on the arse.
* James and Sirius dressing up as Professor Dumbledore and Professor McGonagall for Halloween. It stats with them professing their undying admiration for their teachers and ends with Sirius kissing Professor McGonagall in sheer panic. Professor Dumbledore is quite amused by the entire thing while Professor McGonagall is equal parts bemused and flustered.
* James' desperate attempt to get under the mistletoe with Lily goes horribly wrong when Remus ends up under there with her instead.
-->'''Mistletoe''': WELL, SURPRISE, SURPRISE! SOMEONE’S ABOUT TO GET A HECK OF A CHRISTMAS PRESENT
-->'''Remus''': What?
-->'''Lily''': What?
-->'''James''': WHAT?!
* In the midst of trying to save Snape from Remus, James finds himself with a pair of unwearable trousers and ends up kicking them off. When Sirius gets knocked flat by the Whomping Willow, James promptly steals his trousers.
* After Sirius tackles Remus to the floor, James sits on his head. Remus can only get out some muffled protests in response.
-->'''James''': What’s that, Moony? I’m afraid I can’t hear you through my trousers.
** Remus then escapes the only way he can, by biting James on the arse.
* James and Sirius dressing up as Professor Dumbledore and Professor McGonagall for Halloween. It stats with them professing their undying admiration for their teachers and ends with Sirius kissing Professor McGonagall in sheer panic. Professor Dumbledore is quite amused by the entire thing while Professor McGonagall is equal parts bemused and flustered.
* James' desperate attempt to get under the mistletoe with Lily goes horribly wrong when Remus ends up under there with her instead.
-->'''Mistletoe''': WELL, SURPRISE, SURPRISE! SOMEONE’S ABOUT TO GET A HECK OF A CHRISTMAS PRESENT
-->'''Remus''': What?
-->'''Lily''': What?
-->'''James''': WHAT?!
* In the midst of trying to save Snape from Remus, James finds himself with a pair of unwearable trousers and ends up kicking them off. When Sirius gets knocked flat by the Whomping Willow, James promptly steals his trousers.
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* JAMES THE RUTTING STAG.
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* After completing the ritual to become animagi, James, Sirius and Peter end up acting like their respective animal forms while still very much human. While Sirius is getting unbelievably excited over everything and keeps licking Remus' face, Peter is hiding under the bed and snarling at people while James is insufferably calm and slow speaking. Poor Remus is struggling to deal with them all when a fresh-out-of-the-shower Lily enters and things manage to get even more chaotic.
** JAMES THE RUTTING STAG.
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* Sirius' response to James's father asking him if he likes 'big bands' is that he's a little scared of giants.
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** On hearing that Lily has been made Head Girl, James tries to jump out of the nearest window in despair.
* Sirius' response to James's father asking him if he likes 'big bands' is that he's a little scared ofgiants.giants.
* April Fool's Day sees James managing to coax the Slytherin common room into changing its password by pretending to be Lucius Malfoy. He claims that Snape hates the common room wall and it's stupid passwords and has even kicked it, which is how it's convinced into changing the password to 'Severus Snape is a hideous pimple'. Bonus points for the common room talking in a low rumble as a panicked James doesn't want to wake up any sleeping Slytherins and the fact James claims that he (as Lucius) probably sounds different to the common room as his balls have finally dropped.
* Sirius' response to James's father asking him if he likes 'big bands' is that he's a little scared of
* April Fool's Day sees James managing to coax the Slytherin common room into changing its password by pretending to be Lucius Malfoy. He claims that Snape hates the common room wall and it's stupid passwords and has even kicked it, which is how it's convinced into changing the password to 'Severus Snape is a hideous pimple'. Bonus points for the common room talking in a low rumble as a panicked James doesn't want to wake up any sleeping Slytherins and the fact James claims that he (as Lucius) probably sounds different to the common room as his balls have finally dropped.
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-->'''James:''' Eight billion points from Snivellus' nose!
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-->'''James:''' Eight billion points from Snivellus' nose!nose!
* Sirius' response to James's father asking him if he likes 'big bands' is that he's a little scared of giants.
* Sirius' response to James's father asking him if he likes 'big bands' is that he's a little scared of giants.
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* How about:
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* Part Four. Oh my God, Part Four. Peter's attempts at scary-story telling are truly hilarious.
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* Part Four. Oh my God, Part Four. Peter's attempts at scary-story telling in Part 4 are truly hilarious.
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* JAMES THE RUTTING STAG. That is all.
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* JAMES THE RUTTING STAG. That is all.
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** "Latvia is very QUIET. The concept of which I am sure seems very foreign to you. Foreign Latvian custom, this QUIET. Something to do with No Sirius Black and No James Potter and No One Getting Stuck In Windows Through Own Ineptitude."
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** "Latvia is very QUIET. The concept of which I am sure seems very foreign to you. Foreign Latvian custom, this QUIET. Something to do with No Sirius Black and No James Potter and No One Getting Stuck In Windows Through Own Ineptitude.""
* The conversation that follows James finding out he's been made Head Boy;
-->'''Remus:''' And you'll be able to take points.
-->'''James:''' Eh?
-->'''Sirius:''' You will. At your discretion. Any points you like from anyone you like
-->'''Remus:''' Well, it's not ''really'' your discretion...
-->'''James:''' Oh my...
-->'''Remus:''' Nonono. No, it's not at your discretion. It has to be based on logic; it has to be ''fair'', it has to be ''sensible-''
-->'''James:''' Eight ''billion'' points from Slytherin. Yes. ''That'' sounds good.
-->'''Remus:''' Nonono, that isn't how it works, James.
-->'''Sirius:''' All hail James Potter, Head Boy! He's got the whole world in his hands!
-->'''James:''' Eight billion points from Slytherin because Snape's ''nose is bothering me''. How does that sound? ''Lovely'', that's how. Merlin, it's like ''heaven''.
-->'''Remus:''' Look, it says right here, this is power not to be abused. It's to be taken seriously, James; you've got to ''take it seriously'' and with ''utmost expression of maturity''.
-->'''James:''' Eight billion points from Snivellus' nose!
* The conversation that follows James finding out he's been made Head Boy;
-->'''Remus:''' And you'll be able to take points.
-->'''James:''' Eh?
-->'''Sirius:''' You will. At your discretion. Any points you like from anyone you like
-->'''Remus:''' Well, it's not ''really'' your discretion...
-->'''James:''' Oh my...
-->'''Remus:''' Nonono. No, it's not at your discretion. It has to be based on logic; it has to be ''fair'', it has to be ''sensible-''
-->'''James:''' Eight ''billion'' points from Slytherin. Yes. ''That'' sounds good.
-->'''Remus:''' Nonono, that isn't how it works, James.
-->'''Sirius:''' All hail James Potter, Head Boy! He's got the whole world in his hands!
-->'''James:''' Eight billion points from Slytherin because Snape's ''nose is bothering me''. How does that sound? ''Lovely'', that's how. Merlin, it's like ''heaven''.
-->'''Remus:''' Look, it says right here, this is power not to be abused. It's to be taken seriously, James; you've got to ''take it seriously'' and with ''utmost expression of maturity''.
-->'''James:''' Eight billion points from Snivellus' nose!
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-->"When I'm old, I think I'll look back on this and I won't remember 'That time Sirius thought, if he lit a fart on fire, he could make a star come out of his arse' but I'll remember the stars themselves."
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* "James has already got his head stuck in a window. What the hell."
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* "James has already got his head stuck in a window. What the hell.""
** "Latvia is very QUIET. The concept of which I am sure seems very foreign to you. Foreign Latvian custom, this QUIET. Something to do with No Sirius Black and No James Potter and No One Getting Stuck In Windows Through Own Ineptitude."
** "Latvia is very QUIET. The concept of which I am sure seems very foreign to you. Foreign Latvian custom, this QUIET. Something to do with No Sirius Black and No James Potter and No One Getting Stuck In Windows Through Own Ineptitude."
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--> "Me. Yoooouuuu. Meeeee. ''Harooun.''"
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--> "Me. Yoooouuuu. Meeeee. ''Harooun.''"''"
* "James has already got his head stuck in a window. What the hell."
* "James has already got his head stuck in a window. What the hell."
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* JAMES THE RUTTING STAG. That is all.
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* JAMES THE RUTTING STAG. That is all.all.
--> "Me. Yoooouuuu. Meeeee. ''Harooun.''"
--> "Me. Yoooouuuu. Meeeee. ''Harooun.''"
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-->"I know we missed the bit about Helga and Rowena journeying into the Land of No Man!"
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-->"I know we missed the bit about Helga and Rowena journeying into the Land of No Man!"Man!"
* JAMES THE RUTTING STAG. That is all.
* JAMES THE RUTTING STAG. That is all.
