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10th Jun '15 11:58:38 PM Dawnwing
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Waycross grinned. Dirk snickered. Ryan and John looked at each other and covered the lower portions of their faces with their hands. Savannah sighed, envying Gran. How lovely would it be to have that kind of power?
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Waycross grinned. Dirk snickered. Ryan and John looked at each other and covered the lower portions of their faces with their hands. Savannah sighed, envying Gran. How lovely would it be to have that kind of power?power? * ''Killer Gourmet'' opens with Savannah and Dirk trying to catch some guys that are basically playing "the knockout game" with elderly people; they're disguised as an old couple to try and lure them out. They end up spotting the suspects, who start heading for another couple. Savannah and Dirk rush in, but Dirk's forced to announce that he's police to keep the guys from attacking the couple, and he and Savannah think that the suspects will flee. They don't get far - the elderly couple that they were trying to attack are ex-police offers, and they beat up the guys as Savannah and Dirk watch in disbelief.
14th Jun '13 10:29:14 PM Dawnwing
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* The [[invoked]] FreudWasRight moment with the lighthouse, described on the main page.
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* The [[invoked]] FreudWasRight moment with the lighthouse, described on lighthouse. -->"If this ain't the main page.most beautiful place on earth, I don't know what is," Gran said as she stood in front of the lightkeeper's cottage with the rest of the gang and looked up at the tower. Silhouetted against the deepening evening sky, with its brilliant coral-and-turquoise glow, the structure had an almost ethereal beauty about it.\\ "What do you reckon it is," Savannah asked, her arm around her grandmother's shoulders, "that makes that shape so appealing to the human eye?"\\ The moment the words were out of her mouth, Savannah realized she had just opened the door for a flood of stupid, adolescent jokes. She looked around the Moonlight Magnolia gang seated in a circle of beach chairs in front of the cottage and saw far too many males for the opportunity for "bawdy" to just slip by.\\ "The first one who says something nasty and ruins this precious moment is gonna get his jaw smacked," Granny said, still gazing up at the tower.\\ Waycross grinned. Dirk snickered. Ryan and John looked at each other and covered the lower portions of their faces with their hands. Savannah sighed, envying Gran. How lovely would it be to have that kind of power?
16th May '13 3:54:26 PM Dawnwing
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-->'''Store clerk:''' Did your... your bra just say something?\\ '''Savannah:''' Naw, it's just her right boob. Sometimes it has political arguments with the other one about being too far left.

* Sick of constantly being harassed by [[CasanovaWannabe Kenny Bates]], Savannah finally snaps. She attacks Kenny, beating him up with his own magazine "like a psycho wielding a foot-long butcher knife".
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* Sick of constantly being harassed by [[CasanovaWannabe Kenny Bates]], Savannah finally snaps. She attacks Kenny, beating him up "gleefully" with his own magazine "like a psycho wielding a foot-long butcher knife".knife". ** Likewise, she goes after Marietta with a pillow in ''Killer Honeymoon''. Granny comes in the room and Savannah stops, but all that Granny has to say about it is that Marietta probably deserved it. * The [[invoked]] FreudWasRight moment with the lighthouse, described on the main page.
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