History Funny / TheRugratsMovie

-->'''Frank''': I'm sure you've run afoul of many a scary pedestrian. But out here, we have what you might call...how should I put it? Actual danger.\\
'''Margaret''': Danger?\\
'''Frank''': Grizzlies that'll rip the top off your car. Bobcats, wolves, wolverines, which are something entirely different\\

''' Margaret''': And dragons. Aah!

-->'''Margaret''': I'm telling you, I saw a dragon.\\
'''Frank''': Margaret.\\
'''Margaret''': A big green, fire-breathing dragon. I've gotta call headquarters.\\
'''Frank''': While you're at it, you might ask for a new assignment, say, a city park. 'Cause, you see, out here in the country, you have to be just a little tougher.\\

'''Ranger Frank''' [[HypocriticalHumor AAAH!! THE DRAGON I JUST SAW IT! I SAW IT!]]\\
'''Ranger Margaret''': Where where? (l''ooks through the telescope) Here? Where?

'''Ranger Frank''' (delirious) : There's dragons out there! I'm a park ranger! Not a knight at a Round Table! GO FIND SOMEONE WITH A LANCE!\\

(''Margaret leaves with the adults, leaving Frank whimpering and sobbing hysterically'')

-->'''Serge''': No, Igor. ''You'' stay and watch monkey and ''I'' get us coffee.

* Stu speeding his car [[MissedHimByThatMuch just narrowly missing the kids]] jumping on the mattress truck in front of him, before he [[NiceJobBreakingItHero before he inadvertently causes the truck to swerve and roll of there road into the forest.]]
** Then When Stu and Lou are at the control tower to see if the Kids are in the plane where the crate is, only to find out the goat is there instead. The pilot has unpacked every luggage, finding nothing unusual except for the Goat that was accidentally shipped instead of the Reptar Wagon

[[Cue to Stu & Grandpa at the control listening as the goat bleats on the other side of the radio'']

* When Stu and Lou are looking for the kids, there's a point where Lou searches for Angelica... in a [[TrademarkFavoriteFood cookie]] jar.

'''Angelica''' (to Drew): Then how come you told Mommy that Aunt Didi got saddled with a loser?\\
(Drew gasps; Stu glares at him)\\

'''Drew''': (nervously) He-He.. I-I...\\
(Dil's crying is heard from upstairs)\\

(Stu slams the door; Drew opens it again and puts Angelica's things inside)\\

(Drew slams the door)

-->'''Drew:''' ONLY BECAUSE I CAN'T REACH YOUR ''NECK''!

[Frank sees the Reptar Wagon in his telescope. The wagon floats with the current in the river]\\
'''Ranger Frank''' [[HypocriticalHumor AAAH!! THE DRAGON I JUST SAW IT I SAW IT!]]\\
'''Ranger Margaret''': Where where? (looks through the telescope) Here? Where?

-->'''Ranger Frank''': I know you rookies can get excited and lose your heads, but veterans like me know the key is to remain calm and cool and collected.\\
(the adults enter; panicking; Frank falls from his chair)\\

'''Ranger Frank''' (delirious) : There's dragons out there! I'm a park ranger! not a knight at a Round Table! GO FIND SOMEONE WITH A LANCE!\\
'''Ranger Margaret''': Never mind him. Come with me\
(Margaret leaves with the adults, leaving Frank whimpering and crying hysterically)

-->'''Igor''': Serge You stay here and watch monkeys. I get us coffee.

* When Angelica realizes Cynthia is missing she leaves the den only to find...

(gasps upon seeing Cynthia's shoe on the welcome mat)\\

(pan out to the Reptar Wagon with Dil still holding Cynthia)
* When Angelica gets on the reptar wagon and as they approach a bridge
--->'''Angelica''': After all I've done for you babies, you were gonna leave me and Cynthia--\\
[''wagon's wheel hits missing board on bridge, catapulting Angelica into the air''] BEHIIIINNND!!!.\\

'''Drew''': YOU CAN'T DEDUCT THEM IF YA DON'T HAVE ANY INCOME!\\

* Everything with the forest rangers Margaret & Frank (voiced by Whoopi Goldberg & David Spade respectively)

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* When Angelica realizes Cynthia is missing she leaves the den only to..

* When Angelica gets on the reptar wagon and as they approach a bridge
-->'''Angelica''': After all I've done for you babies, you were gonna leave me and Cynthia--[Wagon's wheel hits a missing board on the bridge, catapulting Angelica into the air] BEHIIIINNND!!!.\\

(pan out to the Reptar Wagon with Dil still holding Cynthia

* The Male ranger screaming and whimpering about the "Dragon" (actually the Reptar Wagon) he saw through the telescope
-->'''Ranger Frank''' Here in the country you have to be just a little tough. (sees the Reptar Wagon floating in the river from his telescope): AAAH!! THE DRAGON I JUST SAW IT I SAW IT!\\
'''Ranger Margaret''': Where where? (looks through the telescope; the wagon is nowhere in sight)

--->'''Ranger Frank''' Here in the country you have to be just a little tough. (sees the Reptar Wagon floating in the river from his telescope): AAAH!! THE DRAGON I JUST SAW IT I SAW IT!\\

* The Male ranger screaming and whimpering about the "Dragon" (actually the Reptar Wagon) he saw through the telescope

** Later when the adults arrive at the ranger station and discuss the situation, the male ranger is too delirious and hysterical to be of any use.

'''Didi''': Please! Our kids are lost in the storm! You've ''got'' to help us!\

* The Male ranger screaming and whimpering about the "Dragon" (actually the Reptar Wagon) he saw through the telescope
'''Ranger Frank''' (sees the Reptar Wagon floating in the river from his telescope): THE DRAGON I JUST SAW IT I SAW IT!\\

** Later when the adults arrive at the ranger station and discuss the situation, the male ranger is too delirious and hysterical to be of any use.
-->'''Ranger Frank''': There's dragons out there! I'm a park ranger! not a knight at a Round Table! GO FIND SOMEONE WITH A LANCE!\\

* It's a small one that quickly leads into a tear jerker, but when Stu finally starts crying along with Dil, Didi pulls out a pacifier... and shoves it into Stu's mouth.

-->'''Drew:''' ONLY BECAUSE I CAN'T REACH YOUR ''NECK''!

* Drew tackling Stu after he finds out he lost the kids.

* Drew going into full PapaWolf mode and tackling Stu after he finds out he lost the kids (Angelica in particular).

* Angelica singing "One Way or Another", trying to find Cynthia. It's hilariously hammy of her.

* It's a small one that quickly leads into a tear jerker, but when Stu finally starts crying along with Dil, Deedee pulls out a pacifier... and shoves it into Stu's mouth.
* When Stu and Lou are looking for the kids, there's a point where Lou searches for Angelica...in a cookie jar.

* When Stu and Lou are looking for the kids, there's a point where Lou searches for Angelica...in a cookie jar.

* It's a small one that quickly leads into a tear jerker, but when Stu finally starts crying along with Dil, Deedee pulls out a pacifier... and shoves it into Stu's mouth.