History Funny / TheRock

29th Sep '16 11:27:40 AM contrafanxxx
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-->'''Goodspeed:''' "I'd take pleasure in guttin' you, boy..." ''"I'll take pleasure in guttin' you... BOY!"'' What the hell's wrong with these people, huh, Mason? Don't you think there's a lot of, uh...''anger'' flowin' around this island? Kind of a...''pubescent volatility''? Don't you think? A lot of angst? A lot of "I'm sixteen, I'm angry at my father!" syndrome? I mean, ''grow up''! We're stuck on an island with a bunch of violence-for-pleasure-seeking psychopathic marines! ''SHAME! ON! THEM!'' ''({{beat}})'' Anyway, I only got one chem round, and there's two left, so... Mason?\\

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-->'''Goodspeed:''' "I'd take pleasure in guttin' you, boy..." ''"I'll take pleasure in guttin' you... BOY!"'' What the hell's wrong with these people, huh, Mason? Don't you think there's a lot of, uh...''anger'' flowin' around this island? Kind of a...''pubescent volatility''? Don't you think? A lot of angst? A lot of "I'm sixteen, I'm angry at my father!" syndrome? I mean, ''grow up''! We're stuck on an island with a bunch of violence-for-pleasure-seeking psychopathic marines! ''SHAME! ''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis SHAME! ON! THEM!'' THEM!]]'' ''({{beat}})'' Anyway, I only got one chem round, and there's two left, so... Mason?\\
17th Mar '16 5:07:21 PM damus2300
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-->'''Stan''': "That's classified."

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-->'''Stan''': "That's classified.""
* One of Anderson's men says "We're dead" after he refuses Hummell's order to surrender.
3rd Dec '15 8:22:09 PM Folamh3
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** Said hairdresser also complains when the agents don't want him using scissors around Mason. Mason then offhandedly says [[GroinAttack "Can't cut anyone's balls off with a trimmer, now can I?"]]

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** Said hairdresser also complains when the agents don't want him using scissors around Mason.Mason ("No scissors, you've gotta be kidding me. Did they tell ''Picasso'' no ''brush''?"). Mason then offhandedly says [[GroinAttack "Can't cut anyone's balls off with a trimmer, now can I?"]]
21st Sep '15 4:25:49 AM damus2300
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'''Mason:''' Trade secrets, my son.

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'''Mason:''' Trade secrets, my son.son.
* Mason going through the incinerator.
-->'''Shep''': "Where'd you dig up this guy?"
-->'''Stan''': "That's classified."
18th Aug '15 9:04:29 AM TheMightyHeptagon
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** Funnily enough: though it might surprise some viewers to learn that Creator/AaronSorkin [[HeAlsoDid helped write the screenplay for a Michael Bay action thriller]], ''that'' dialogue exchange [[SignatureStyle has his fingerprints all over it]].
2nd May '15 12:38:04 PM igordebraga
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* "I just bring it up because... it's you. You're the Rocketman."

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* "I "[[PreMortemOneLiner I just bring it up because... it's you. You're the Rocketman.the]] [[EltonJohn Rocket Man]]."
3rd Apr '15 10:36:32 AM TheMightyHeptagon
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'''Mason:''' Yes, I'm here. [[DeadpanSnarker I was just thinking about how wonderful it was when the inmates weren't allowed to talk in here.]]

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'''Mason:''' Yes, I'm here. [[DeadpanSnarker I was just thinking about how wonderful it was when the inmates weren't allowed to talk in here.]]]]
** Then in the same scene, when Mason finally helps them escape. Hilariousness from Cage, awesomeness from Connery:
-->'''Goodspeed:''' You broke out...let me see if I can get this straight...down the incinerator chute, on the mine car, through the tunnels to the power plant, under the steam engine--that was really cool, by the way --and into the cistern...through the intake pipe. But...''how''...in the name of Zeus' '''''BUTTHOLE!'''''... did you get out of your cell? I only ask because in our current situation, well...it could prove to be useful information. '''''MAYBE!'''''\\
''(without answering, Mason unlocks his cell doors with an improvised grappling hook, then calmly walks over to Goodspeed to free him)''\\
'''Mason:''' Trade secrets, my son.
3rd Apr '15 10:30:25 AM TheMightyHeptagon
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** Said hairdresser also complains when the agents don't want him using scissors around Mason. Mason then offhandedly states that "[[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial it's not like I can't]] [[GroinAttack take a man's balls off with a trimmer]]..."

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** Said hairdresser also complains when the agents don't want him using scissors around Mason. Mason then offhandedly states that "[[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial it's not like I can't]] says [[GroinAttack take a man's "Can't cut anyone's balls off with a trimmer]]..."trimmer, now can I?"]]



* Mason's face when his really clever technique to open the door cell... opens the cell next to his.

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* Mason's face when his really clever technique to open the door cell... opens the cell next to his.his.
* Nicolas Cage ChewingTheScenery when Goodspeed is locked in a cell with no way out, with Mason calmly listening to him in next cell over and rolling his eyes.
-->'''Goodspeed:''' "I'd take pleasure in guttin' you, boy..." ''"I'll take pleasure in guttin' you... BOY!"'' What the hell's wrong with these people, huh, Mason? Don't you think there's a lot of, uh...''anger'' flowin' around this island? Kind of a...''pubescent volatility''? Don't you think? A lot of angst? A lot of "I'm sixteen, I'm angry at my father!" syndrome? I mean, ''grow up''! We're stuck on an island with a bunch of violence-for-pleasure-seeking psychopathic marines! ''SHAME! ON! THEM!'' ''({{beat}})'' Anyway, I only got one chem round, and there's two left, so... Mason?\\
'''Mason:''' Yes, I'm here. [[DeadpanSnarker I was just thinking about how wonderful it was when the inmates weren't allowed to talk in here.]]
12th Sep '14 7:06:28 PM AriRockefeller
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** Said hairdresser also complains when the agents don't want him using scissors around Mason. Mason then offhandedly states that "[[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial it's not like I can't]] [[GroinAttack take a man's balls off with a trimmer]]..."
12th Sep '14 7:04:19 PM AriRockefeller
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* The first scene in the lab, in which the nerve gas begins eating through their protective suits, and upon learning they have to inject the antidote straight into the heart with a very long needle. Not the danger itself, of course, but the reaction to it:

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* The first scene in the lab, in which the nerve gas begins eating through their protective suits, and upon learning they have to inject the antidote straight into the heart with a very long needle. Not the danger itself, of course, but the reaction to it:it (complete with the cartoonish way he's pressed against the glass, brandishing the long syringe with one hand and pointing to it with the other):
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