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-->'''Karl:'' No. No way. [[spoiler: My mum and dad don't even remember me then.]]

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-->'''Karl:'' -->'''Karl:''' No. No way. [[spoiler: My mum and dad don't even remember me then.]]
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-->'''Karl:''' ''[[OutOfCharacterMoment (Laughs loudly and triumphantly)]]''

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-->'''Karl:''' ''[[OutOfCharacterMoment (Laughs loudly and triumphantly)]]''triumphantly)]]''
* Steve asks Karl how far back he can remember. Karl replies that he can remember when he was six, but not earlier, resulting in this exchange.
-->'''Ricky:''' You can remember back to about two or three, most people.
-->'''Karl:'' No. No way. [[spoiler: My mum and dad don't even remember me then.]]
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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bcmQNBXjg4 The entire "Guy Who Looks Like]] TomCruise" scene. Ricky and Steve can't stop laughing.
-->'''Ricky''': MissionImpossible 8! Starring the bone and skin and stuff of TomCruise but with Bryan's brain!
* "What are those things in ''{{Gremlins}}'' called?"

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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bcmQNBXjg4 The entire "Guy Who Looks Like]] TomCruise" Creator/TomCruise" scene. Ricky and Steve can't stop laughing.
-->'''Ricky''': MissionImpossible 8! ''Film/MissionImpossible 8''! Starring the bone and skin and stuff of TomCruise Creator/TomCruise but with Bryan's brain!
* "What are those things in ''{{Gremlins}}'' ''Film/{{Gremlins}}'' called?"
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* Karl talking about [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVlkuGygLdw how he sat in the garden for 15 minutes just drooling on the grass]] in the Guide to the World Cup.

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* Karl talking about [[http://www.[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVlkuGygLdw com/watch?v=i6bVFzJbLCY#t=1033 how he sat in the garden for 15 minutes just drooling on the grass]] in the Guide to the World Cup.
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** Another of Karl's predictions:
-->'''Karl:''' I think we'll blend... all our food.
-->'''Ricky:''' *screams with laughter* I honestly thought he was gonna say something about race!
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* Karl tells The Bearded Woman what he thinks; "compared to a fella who got no arms and legs, a bearded woman... Get Out!"

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* Karl tells The Bearded Woman what he thinks; "compared to a fella who got no arms and legs, a bearded woman... Get Out!"Out!"
* In the XFM show, during one game of Rockbusters, Steve decides to award the prizes to a person whose name amused him. Their name? Gerald Preston. Steve thinks the name sounds like a man from a past generation, while it causes Ricky to laugh at how unfunny the name is.
* In the XFM show, Karl has Ricky trying to solve lateral thinking problems. Karl describes a man who every night turns the light ''on'' and then goes to bed, and Ricky must find out why he's turning the light on instead of off. After a few unsuccessful guesses, Ricky finally gets it.
-->'''Ricky:''' He's not sleeping on the job as a lighthouse keeper?
-->'''Karl:''' ...Well done.
-->'''Ricky:''' That's not it, Karl.
-->'''Karl:''' He's a lighthouse keeper.
-->'''Ricky:''' Right, why wasn't the light on all the time?
-->'''Karl:''' [[DumbassHasAPoint Cause it's light in the day.]]
-->'''Ricky:''' You idiot, play a record.
-->'''Karl:''' What!?
-->'''Ricky:''' Play a record. You're a buffoon. ''(Record begins)''
-->'''Steve:''' No, actually, the light's- the light isn't on in the day, is it?
-->'''Karl:''' No, it's not!
-->'''Steve:''' I think ''you're'' the buffoon!
-->'''Karl:''' You're- yeah!
-->'''Steve:''' ...KARL HAS WON!
-->'''Karl:''' ''[[OutOfCharacterMoment (Laughs loudly and triumphantly)]]''
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* From the XFM show, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LKW-0VvjH0 Ricky and Steve's incredulous reaction]] ("NOOOOOOO!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?") to Karl suggesting that [[AcceptableTargets Chinese people don't age well]], followed in the next show by Karl's music quiz (where several tunes are mashed together) "I know you're just sixteen, but looking all of twenty one... That's why... Chinese... Look...''Older''"

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* From the XFM show, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LKW-0VvjH0 Ricky and Steve's incredulous reaction]] ("NOOOOOOO!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?") to Karl suggesting that [[AcceptableTargets Chinese people don't age well]], followed in the next show by Karl's music quiz (where several tunes are mashed together) "I know you're just sixteen, but looking all of twenty one... That's why...because... Chinese... Look...''Older''"

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* Karl tells The Bearded Woman what he thinks; "compared to a fella who got no arms and legs, a bearded woman's hasn't... get out!"

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* Karl tells The Bearded Woman what he thinks; "compared to a fella who got no arms and legs, a bearded woman's hasn't... get out!"woman... Get Out!"
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* "Rita... What?... This time l... I KNOOOW! You were packing fucking socks in a rubber-cunting bag!"

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* "Rita... What?... This time l... I KNOOOW! You were packing fucking socks in a rubber-cunting bag!"bag!"
* Karl tells The Bearded Woman what he thinks; "compared to a fella who got no arms and legs, a bearded woman's hasn't... get out!"
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** "There were so many beautiful women in Rio, it actually made me ''angry!''"


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** And though they know who Karl meant to say, Ricky and Steve insist on treating Clive Warren as a real person:
-->'''Ricky''' If I know Clive Warren...
-->'''Steve''' And I think you do!
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* "Rita... What?... This time, I KNOOOW! You were packing fucking socks in a rubber-cunting bag!"

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* "Rita... What?... This time, time l... I KNOOOW! You were packing fucking socks in a rubber-cunting bag!"
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-->'''Ricky''': (laughter) Two seven year olds! "Why are you gettin' involved?" oh God!

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-->'''Ricky''': (laughter) Two seven year olds! "Why are you gettin' involved?" oh God!God!
* "Rita... What?... This time, I KNOOOW! You were packing fucking socks in a rubber-cunting bag!"
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-->'''Steve''': He put his cigarette out in the sink and said "Leave it!"
-->'''Ricky''': "Get out of my face!"
-->'''Karl''': So I just said "Why are you getting involved?"
-->'''Ricky''': (laughter) Two seven year olds! "Why are you gettin' involved?" oh God!
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-->'''Steve''': Cut it out! Show her a bit of bloody respect!"

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-->'''Steve''': Cut "Cut it out! Show her a bit of bloody respect!"

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* Steve's snarking of the CB radio and it's 'secret' codes: "Can I just confirm, you're burning fifteen?"

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* Steve's The whole CB radio bit and Steve and Ricky's snarking of the CB radio and it's 'secret' codes: "Can I just confirm, you're burning fifteen?"fifteen?"
* Karl gets [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJCaxF1gG50 into a fight over a woman]]... when he was seven.
-->'''Ricky''': Sorry, two ''seven'' year olds? "You're out of order!"
-->'''Steve''': Cut it out! Show her a bit of bloody respect!"
-->'''Ricky''': Were you wearing trilbys?
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* "You thumped a monkey."

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* "You thumped a monkey.""
* Steve's snarking of the CB radio and it's 'secret' codes: "Can I just confirm, you're burning fifteen?"

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* The car of the future, with in car toilet: "I'm sick of playing I-Spy, I'm 'aving a shit!"

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* The car of the future, with in car toilet: "I'm sick of playing I-Spy, I'm 'aving a shit!"shit!"
* "You thumped a monkey."
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* The car of the future, with in car toilet: "I'm sick of playing I-Spy, I'm 'aving a shit!"
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* From the XFM show, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LKW-0VvjH0 Ricky and Steve's incredulous reaction]] ("NOOOOOOO!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?") to Karl suggesting that [[AcceptableTargets Chinese people don't age well]], followed in the next show by Karl's music quiz (where several tunes are mashed together) "I know you're just sixteen, but looking all of twentyone... That's why... Chinese... Look...''Older''"

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* From the XFM show, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LKW-0VvjH0 Ricky and Steve's Steve's incredulous reaction]] ("NOOOOOOO!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?") DOING?") to Karl suggesting that [[AcceptableTargets Chinese people don't age well]], followed in the next show by Karl's music quiz (where several tunes are mashed together) "I know you're just sixteen, but looking all of twentyone...twenty one... That's why... Chinese... Look...''Older''"

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* From the XFM show, [[Ricky and Steve's http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LKW-0VvjH0 incredulous reaction]] ("NOOOOOOO!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?") to Karl suggesting that [[AcceptableTargets Chinese people don't age well]], followed in the next show by Karl's music quiz (where several tunes are mashed together) "I know you're just sixteen, but looking all of twentyone... That's why... Chinese... Look...''Older''"

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* From the XFM show, [[Ricky and Steve's http://www.[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LKW-0VvjH0 Ricky and Steve's incredulous reaction]] ("NOOOOOOO!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?") DOING?") to Karl suggesting that [[AcceptableTargets Chinese people don't age well]], followed in the next show by Karl's music quiz (where several tunes are mashed together) "I know you're just sixteen, but looking all of twentyone... That's why... Chinese... Look...''Older''"
''Older''"
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* Ricky and Karl's hypothetical argument over placing laws on safety helmets, which excalates to Karl the "President Of Society" coldly snarking at Ricky's two hypothetical children who are blaming him for their father dying in an accident, all while trying to sound as cute and heartbroken as possible.

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* Ricky and Karl's hypothetical argument over placing laws on safety helmets, which excalates to Karl the "President Of Society" coldly snarking at Ricky's two hypothetical children who are blaming him for their father dying in an accident, all while trying to sound as cute and heartbroken as possible.possible.
* From the XFM show, [[Ricky and Steve's http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LKW-0VvjH0 incredulous reaction]] ("NOOOOOOO!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?") to Karl suggesting that [[AcceptableTargets Chinese people don't age well]], followed in the next show by Karl's music quiz (where several tunes are mashed together) "I know you're just sixteen, but looking all of twentyone... That's why... Chinese... Look...''Older''"
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* Karl talking about [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVlkuGygLdw how he sat in the garden for 15 minutes just drooling on the glass]] in the Guide to the World Cup.

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* Karl talking about [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVlkuGygLdw how he sat in the garden for 15 minutes just drooling on the glass]] grass]] in the Guide to the World Cup.
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* On the XFM show, Steve reacts to one of Karl's Monkey News segments by declaring that they should hold him down and rub Ricky's nipples on Karl's lips. Then they proceed to do it while Steve announces the next track, with Karl's protests getting more and more muffled.

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* On the XFM show, Steve reacts to one of Karl's Monkey News segments by declaring that they should hold him down and rub Ricky's nipples on Karl's lips. Then they proceed to do it while Steve announces the next track, with Karl's protests getting more and more muffled.muffled.
* Ricky and Karl's hypothetical argument over placing laws on safety helmets, which excalates to Karl the "President Of Society" coldly snarking at Ricky's two hypothetical children who are blaming him for their father dying in an accident, all while trying to sound as cute and heartbroken as possible.
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* "What are those things in ''{{Gremlins}}'' called?"

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* "What are those things in ''{{Gremlins}}'' called?"called?"
* On the XFM show, Steve reacts to one of Karl's Monkey News segments by declaring that they should hold him down and rub Ricky's nipples on Karl's lips. Then they proceed to do it while Steve announces the next track, with Karl's protests getting more and more muffled.
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-->'''Ricky''': MissionImpossible 8! Starring the bone and skin and stuff of TomCruise but with Bryan's brain!

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-->'''Ricky''': MissionImpossible 8! Starring the bone and skin and stuff of TomCruise but with Bryan's brain!brain!
* "What are those things in ''{{Gremlins}}'' called?"
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** The best part was the fact that Karl seemed to have fully developed this soldier husband right down to the fact that he wasn't romantic at all;
-->'''Ricky:''' So.. What, didn't he whisper sweet nothings in your ear?
-->'''Karl:''' Nah, he was just like '''"get your knickers off!"'''.
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-->'''Ricky:''' *hysterical laughter* That's one of the weirdest fucking scenarios I've ever heard! Why the fuck was the telegram coming before the letter? So specific! "It wasn't like Harry", ''who the fuck's Harry?!'' *more hysterical laughter*

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-->'''Ricky:''' *hysterical laughter* That's one of the weirdest fucking scenarios I've ever heard! Why the fuck was the telegram coming before the letter? So specific! "It wasn't like Harry", ''who the fuck's Harry?!'' *more hysterical laughter*laughter*
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bcmQNBXjg4 The entire "Guy Who Looks Like]] TomCruise" scene. Ricky and Steve can't stop laughing.
-->'''Ricky''': MissionImpossible 8! Starring the bone and skin and stuff of TomCruise but with Bryan's brain!

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* Karl's last name (Pilkington) being misspelled as "Dilkington". Ricky's reaction to it is priceless.

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* Karl's last name (Pilkington) being misspelled as "Dilkington". Ricky's reaction (gasping laughter followed by his usual cackling laughter) to it is priceless.priceless.
** Not only that but Steve needed two attempts at getting the 'punchline' out.
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* In the third season, Karl calmly explains that you can throw a baby out of the window and it won't get hurt, followed by Ricky and Steve explaning that ''you don't throw things out of the window!''

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* In the third season, Karl calmly explains that you can throw a baby out of the window and it won't get hurt, followed by Ricky and Steve explaning that ''you don't throw things out of the window!''window!''
* Karl describes his hypothetical marriage to a World War 2 soldier in bizarrely specific detail. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hDrbDFOYnw Ricky's reaction]] is priceless:
-->'''Ricky:''' *hysterical laughter* That's one of the weirdest fucking scenarios I've ever heard! Why the fuck was the telegram coming before the letter? So specific! "It wasn't like Harry", ''who the fuck's Harry?!'' *more hysterical laughter*
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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xz88x0mm9Q Man-moths?]]

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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xz88x0mm9Q Man-moths?]]Man-moths?]]
* In the third season, Karl calmly explains that you can throw a baby out of the window and it won't get hurt, followed by Ricky and Steve explaning that ''you don't throw things out of the window!''

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