History Funny / ThePunisher

3rd Jun '16 1:42:49 AM Chabal2
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!!Video Game
* Soap attempting to find an apt description for the drug trade, settling for that Ulysses guy from Roman legend fighting a lion whose heads grew back. After his partner corrects him on all three (Hercules, Greek, a hydra), Soap claims it's still a valid metaphor. ''Frank'' steps in to correct him ("Analogy.").
7th May '16 7:37:27 PM bt8257
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* There are a lot in ''Welcome Back, Frank'' but the top one is probably when HilarityInzoos. Devoid of weapons Frank dispatches several mooks before finding a polar bear pen, coming up with the ''[[CrazyEnoughToWork brilliant]]'' idea of angering them to fight by ''punching'' one.

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* There are a lot in ''Welcome Back, Frank'' but the top one is probably when HilarityInzoos.HilarityInZoos. Devoid of weapons Frank dispatches several mooks before finding a polar bear pen, coming up with the ''[[CrazyEnoughToWork brilliant]]'' idea of angering them to fight by ''punching'' one.
29th Apr '16 2:47:45 AM erforce
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* How do you make Punisher LighterAndSofter? Just have him ramble on in Frank Miller's [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XoRGgpF2qc oh-so-easy-to-parody style of prose]] on WesternAnimation/TheSuperheroSquadShow.

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* How do you make Punisher LighterAndSofter? Just have him ramble on in Frank Miller's Creator/FrankMiller's [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XoRGgpF2qc oh-so-easy-to-parody style of prose]] on WesternAnimation/TheSuperheroSquadShow.
''WesternAnimation/TheSuperheroSquadShow''.
* During one of Punisher's many early team-ups with Spider-Man, Spidy gives him a web-sling of his own, leading to this exchange:
-->'''Spider-Man:''' Ever zipped across town on a handy-dandy web before, Punisher?\\
'''The Punisher:''' Not exactly wall-crawler-- But I think it's about time I got into the swing of things!\\
'''Spider-Man:''' Ouch! And you complain about my sense of humor!
23rd Mar '16 3:20:10 PM nightshade1218
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* How do you make Punisher LighterAndSofter? Just have him ramble on in Frank Miller's [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XoRGgpF2qc oh-so-easy-to-parody style of prose]] on WesternAnimation/TheSuperheroSquadShow.
12th Feb '16 10:53:52 AM firejewel
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* Frank's biggest role in the CrisisCrossover event in ''ComicBook/JLAAvengers'' is to get ambushed and beaten badly by [[{{ComicBook/Batman}} the Batman]] for twenty minutes, off panel.



--> Joan: The ducks! The ducks!
--> Frank: They had to go.

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--> Joan: '''Joan''': The ducks! The ducks!
--> Frank: '''Frank''': They had to go.



--> (On first hearing of the Punisher) "''Is he like {{Mighty Thor}}? I am fan of mighty Thor. He has big hammer, he seems like good Communist''..."

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--> (On first hearing of the Punisher) "''Is he like {{Mighty Thor}}? Mighty {{Comicbook/Thor}}? I am fan of mighty Thor. He has big hammer, he seems like good Communist''..."
16th Jan '16 12:13:00 AM lorgskyegon
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* Another crossover has Punisher team up with Wolverine to kill some criminal midgets. Yes... you read that correctly. At one point, Punisher blows off Wolverine's face with a shotgun, [[GroinAttack shoots him in the balls]], and parks a steamroller on him [[WhoFramedRogerRabbit Judge Doom style]].
18th Sep '15 11:09:36 PM tsstevens
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* There are a lot in ''Welcome Back, Frank''m but the top one is probably The Punisher punching the polar bear.

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* There are a lot in ''Welcome Back, Frank''m Frank'' but the top one is probably The Punisher punching the when HilarityInzoos. Devoid of weapons Frank dispatches several mooks before finding a polar bear.bear pen, coming up with the ''[[CrazyEnoughToWork brilliant]]'' idea of angering them to fight by ''punching'' one.
-->Cuddly. Lovable. Docile. (POW!) That won't do at all.
31st Oct '14 2:25:15 AM Chabal2
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* A crossover comic has Frank and Wolverine team up to take out a South American haven for criminals. They're captured by a guy (who dresses up as Napoleon) who wants them to fight to the death, claiming that it's nothing they woouldn't do on their own seeing as ThePunisher thinks Wolverine is a limp-wristed liberal (Wolverine gives Frank an "Excuse ''me?!?''" look while [[JerkassHasAPoint Frank just looks smugly to the side]]), and Wolverine thinks Frank is a brainless hot-head ([[NotSoDifferent they switch expressions]]).
26th Aug '14 3:06:12 PM Luigifan
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* He's basically a OneSceneWonder but his appearance in the Civil War was memorable: [[spoiler: He joins the Anti-Registration side and does some infiltration work for them, enters their base, sees two supervillains, shoots them dead on the spot and is promptly told to leave.]]

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* He's basically a OneSceneWonder but his appearance in the Civil War was memorable: [[spoiler: He [[spoiler:He joins the Anti-Registration side and does some infiltration work for them, enters their base, sees two supervillains, shoots them dead on the spot spot, and is promptly told to leave.]]



* There are a lot in ''Welcome Back, Frank'' but the top one is probably The Punisher punching the polar bear.

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* There are a lot in ''Welcome Back, Frank'' Frank''m but the top one is probably The Punisher punching the polar bear.



** The Russian's fight with Frank counts, too. Punching him as soon as soon as he opens the door, smacking Frank in the face with a ''toilet''...it's hilarious.

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** The Russian's fight with Frank counts, too. Punching him as soon as soon as he opens the door, smacking Frank in the face with a ''toilet''... it's hilarious.



* "I am putting ten million dollars on the head of the animal that did this to me." "You--you want us to put a hit on the bear?" "On the ''Punisher''." "Oh."

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* "I am putting ten million dollars on the head of the animal that did this to me." "You--you "You -- you want us to put a hit on the bear?" ''bear''?" "On the ''Punisher''." "Oh."
17th Jun '14 10:24:29 AM erforce
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!!MAX Series
* Castle and O'Brien hooking up in ''Up is Down''.
--> O'Brien: I've been in jail for eighteen months. When we get through here, you want to go jump in the sack?
--> Frank: (completely deadpan, with the same face he'd use to make a threat) Sure.
** And in ''Man of Stone''.
--> O'Brien: You cold?
--> Frank: No.
--> O'Brien: You lonely?
--> Frank: No.
--> O'Brien: You want to jump my bones anyway?
--> Frank: Sure.
--> "''Seem to remember telling myself this wasn't going to happen. But that was yesterday''."
** Later, after they've slaughtered over half of Zhakharov's men, the two of them stand over the carnage -
--> O'Brien: I'd like to fuck you right here and now, you know that?
--> Frank: Everything in moderation.
** Earlier, O'Brien and Roth rescue Frank Castle:
--> Roth: Get in the fucking car, you prick!
--> [[InnerMonologue Caption]]: Best offer I'm likely to get all night.
* MAX!Bullseye is a bottomless well of twisted, dark hilarity. After spending a few issues [[FoeYay gushing]] over how great Frank is, they finally come face to face as Bullseye sits behind bullet-proof glass. After rambling inaudibly to Frank through the glass, he gets out a pen and paper...
-->'''Bullseye's notepad''': [[AC: What's your favorite color? Red, right?]]
-->''[Frank reads, raises an eyebrow and silently pulls out and sticks a chunk of C4 on the glass]''
-->'''Bullseye's notepad''': [[AC:...Blue?]]
* During Castle's rampage in ''Up is Down, Black Is White''
-->'''Mayor''': Well, what's the good news?
-->'''Johnathan''': Crime's down.
-->'''Mayor''': '''''Fuck you''''', Johnathan.
* From the ''Kingpin'' arc, there's a moment where Frank is heading towards Fisk's home in a car and as he's driving, he notices something...
--> [[InnerMonologue Caption 1]]: Funny, could've sworn for a second there was someone following me, in a horse and buggy.
--> [[InnerMonologue Caption 2]]: [[TemptingFate That would be a first.]]


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