History Funny / ThePrincessAndTheFrog

'''Louis:''' [''concerned AsideGlance'']

* Louis' flashback to when he once tried to play in a jazz band. Despite Louis' friendly behavior and his outstanding performance, [[SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome the humans react about as well as you would expect to a giant alligator leaping onto their boat.]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQmDZNurtJU Cue Louis escaping back to the water]] before [[MoreDakka the humans fire their guns]], more than ever seen before in a Disney film.

--> "What just happened."

--> '''Tiana:''' ''(cheerfully)'' Doesn't it make you want to ''cry?''
--> '''Eudora:''' ''(not so cheerful)'' Yeeesss...

--> '''Facilier:''' ''[singing]'' I'll look deep into your heart and soul... ''[aside, speaking]'' [[TakeThat You do have a soul, don't you, Lawrence?]]

--> '''Facilier:''' ''[singing, about Lawrence]'' On you little man I don't want to waste much time! ''[looks disgusted and throws his hand as if saying forget about you]'' You've been pushed around all your life. You've been pushed round by your mother and your sister and your brother. ''[Lawrence looks progressively more annoyed]'' And if you was married... ''[Lawrence looks very happy about that idea]'' ...You'd be pushed round by your wife! ''[Lawrence glares at him while Naveen laughs]''

-->"Fun fact about Voodoo, Larry.. can't conjure a thing for myself."[[note]] He actually ''can'' manipulate his shadow, however. [[/note]]

--> '''Facilier:''' And you and I can split the [=LaBouff=] fortune straight down the middle. 60-40, like I said.

-->'''Tiana''': VOODOO? You mean to tell me all this happened 'cause you were messing with the Shadow Man?\\
'''Naveen''': He was very charismatic!\\
'''Tiana''': ''(groans)'' Serves me right for wishing on stars. The only way to get what you want in this world is through hard work.\\
'''Naveen''': Hard work? Why...why would a princess need to work hard?\\
'''Tiana''': Huh? Oh, I'm not a princess. I'm a waitress.\\
'''Naveen''': A ''waitress''?! Well, no wonder the kiss did not work! YOU LIED TO ME!\\
'''Tiana''': No, no, I never said I was a princess!\\
'''Naveen''': You never said you were a waitress! You... You were wearing a crown!\\
'''Tiana''': It was a ''costume party'', you spoiled little rich boy!\\
'''Naveen''': Oh, yeah? Well, you know what? The egg is on ''your'' face! Because I do not have any riches!\\
'''Tiana''': What?!\\
'''Naveen''': I am ''completely broke''! Haha! (''balloon pops'') [[OhCrap Uh-oh]].\\

-->'''Tiana''': You said you were fabulously wealthy!\\
'''Naveen''': No, my ''parents'' are fabulously wealthy, but they cut me off for being a-- (''sees a leech attached to his elbow)'' [[AstonishinglyAppropriateInterruption LEECH!]] LEECH!\\
'''Tiana''': ''(pulls the leech off Naveen's arm)'' You're broke?! And you had the gall to call ''me'' a liar?!\\

'''Naveen''': It was not a lie! I fully inte--AAAH! (''Looks up to see a heron looming above them; the frogs sprint as the heron repeatedly stabs its beak at them'') I fully intend to be rich again! Once I marry Ms. Charlotte [=LaBouff=]! If she will have me!\\
'''Tiana''': You're a prince?!\\
'''Naveen''': Obviously!\\
'''Tiana''': She'll have you!\\
'''Both''': AAAAH! (''The frogs slide down a hillside, hit a slope and flip through the air. They land on hard ground.'')\\
'''Tiana''': Alright then. Once you two are married, you are gonna keep your promise and get my restaurant, right?\\
'''Naveen''': Whoa, whoa, whoa, not so fast! I made that promise to a beautiful princess, not a cranky wait— why are those logs moving?\\

'''Tiana''': [[OhCrap Those aren't logs]]!

-->'''Louis''': ''(flatly after telling his backstory)'' [[{{Understatement}} It didn't end well.]]

'''Ray''': Will you hold still, you big baby?!\\
'''Louis''': '''''AAAAAAAAAAAAH!'''''\\
'''Ray''': I ain't touched it yet.

-->'''Ray''': I think I done chipped my favorite tooth... (''plops into the water'')
** Darnell the fat, clumsy idiot hunter has a vague, faint glimmering of savviness:

--> '''Reggie''': These two ain't like no frogs I ever seen. [[AmplifiedAnimalAptitude They smart.]]\\
'''Tiana''': [[TalkingAnimal And we talk too.]]\\

* When Ray starts singing in French and Naveen translates, " I adore you." and "I love you" while facing directly at Tiana who gives him a weird look. Naveen's response? "Just translating.".

--> '''Mama Odie''': Now which one of you naughty chil'ren been messing with the Shadow Man?
--> (''Louis points at Naveen, who smiles nervously.'')

--> '''Mama Odie''': Now, that's too bad. This is a special candy. Woulda turned y'all human. ''(pops the candy into her mouth as the two frogs frantically beg)'' I'm just messin' with y'all!

-->'''Naveen:''' (''muffled'') Ray! Get me out of this box!
-->'''Ray:''' I can't hear you! I'm gonna get you outta this box!

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[[caption-width-right:350: Some people just can't learn to [[{{Pun}} make up]] their minds.]]