History Funny / ThePenguinsofMadagascar

** After the situation is resolved, Skipper tells Kowalski to make something more innocuous, like a sno-cone machine. Cut to ''New York City buried sno-cone ice'' and Skipper [[Film/PlanetOfTheApes crying out for the buried Statue of Liberty]]. Then Kowalski gives him a sno-cone, and Skipper immediately decides it was WorthIt.

* The constant references to the inconsistent fates of Manfredi and Johnson. The story is ''never'' the same and it's just one NoodleIncident after another! Whatever the case those two had to have been the unluckiest penguins ever to waddle!

** Even funnier, [[AluminumChristmasTrees there was once an actual New Zealand endemic bird species that went extinct called]] [[https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laughing_owl the Laughing Owl]].

'''Skipper:''' ''({{Facepalm}})'' Did ''I'' say "Fire all weapons?"

'''Kowalski:''' ''([[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl]])'' '''''[[OhCrap FIRE EVERYTHING!!!]]'''''\\
--> ''[Cue everyone but Skipper pressing random buttons as [[ImperialStormtrooperMarksmanshipAcademy all their weapons fire randomly with the Snakehead nowhere in sight]].]''\\

--> (Cue everyone but Skipper pressing random buttons as [[ImperialStormtrooperMarksmanshipAcademy all their weapons fire randomly with the snakehead nowhere in sight]])\\

'''Kowalski:''' ''[[[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl]]]'' '''''[[OhCrap FIRE EVERYTHING!!!]]'''''

-->'''Marlene''': What does Fred like? What does he dislike?
-->'''Fred''': [[BuffySpeak Oh, I like a lot of things. Except the things I don't like. Stupid things I don't like]]!
-->'''Marlene''': You are really funny!

--->'''King Julien''': We are here to fight for Marlene's paw!
--->'''Fred''': Nah, she can keep her paw. I already have four of my own. ''(balances on tail, sticking hands and feet in air)''

--->'''Marlene''': Fred, what did you do to him?
--->'''Fred''': Nothing. He did it all on his own.
--->'''King Julien''': ''(rising beaten, bruised, and black eyed)'' I hate to admit it, but this is true.

''(Penguins react in shock)''\\

-->'''Kowalski:''' Buffalo Fire Fighters- No. Baby Fat Flingers? No! Ah, here it is! Best Friends Forever.
-->'''Skipper:''' PURE STARK RAVING MADNESS!!!
-->''(Kowalski looks hurt)''
-->'''Skipper:''' Not-not you Kowalski, [Dr. Blowhole].

--> '''Future Kowalski #2''': Skipper! You've got to stop me!
--> '''Skipper''': ''(kicks him)''
--> '''Future Kowalski #2''': ''(falls over)'' Ow!
--> '''Skipper''': ''(deadpan)'' There. You're stopped.

--> '''Private:''' Tell me, am I living in a cottage in Nova Scotia, happily married with one egg and another on the way?
--> '''Kowalski-A:''' Uh, no.
--> '''Private:''' Aw... ''(disappointed)''

--> '''[[NightmareFetishist Skipper]]:''' Tell me, does the Earth become a [[AfterTheEnd post-apocalyptic wasteland]] terrorized by roaming bands of irradiated mutants?
--> '''Kowalski-B:''' Uh, no.
--> '''Skipper:''' Aw... ''(disappointed)''

--> '''Kowalski''': [[DistractedByMyOwnSexy Wow, we are really good looking!]]
--> '''All three Kowalskis''': Mmmhmmm!
--> ''Skipper looks at Private with an unamused look''

* In "Hello, Dollface", Rico wants a voice chip for his doll, so Private gives him one from a unicorn doll that's supposed to parody little girl educational shows (it says stuff like "be true to yourself", "don't hurt others", etc.). After Rico gets angry at it, Julien tells him to listen to whatever the doll says. HilarityEnsues, culminating in Hippie!Rico beating up the others with Ms. Perky.

-->"Eh, whaddyagonnado ..." *WHACK*

-->'''Skipper:''' Ready all-
-->'''Kowalski ([[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl while sounding like a little girl]]):''' '''''[[OhCrap FIRE EVERYTHING!!!]]'''''

** At the beginning, Skipper is building a model ship inside a glass bottle. When he asks for the last piece for the hull, Rico reports that there is nothing of the sort... then Skipper loses his temper.
--> '''Skipper:''' Kowalski! [[CoverInnocentEyesAndEars Cover the private's ears]]! I intend to use my angry words.\\

-->'''Skipper:''' Kowalski, herring salvage options.\\

--->'''Rico:''' Hey! That's ''my'' thing!
--->'''Skipper:''' Yeah, we don't need ''two'' of those.

* "The Red Squirrel": The penguins meet their idol, special agent Buck Rockgut (voiced by Creator/ClancyBrown using the same voice he uses for [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants Mr. Krabs]]), hiding in a secret bunker in an unspecified location. In the 47 years he's waited for his arch-nemesis, the Red Squirrel, to re-emerge, he's devolved into a level of paranoia dwarfing that of Skipper. In his mad search for the squirrel, he begins incarcerating the penguins' fellow zoo animals (targeting Burt for liking nuts; Marlene for discovering a picture of a red squirrel; and Mason and Phil for [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking having]] [[IncrediblyLamePun read]] [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking a book]], the latter of which causes Private to exclaim, "That doesn't even make ''sense''!"). The RunningGag of Buck saying, "You know who else likes (insert interest here)? ''[[SayMyName THE RED]] [[LargeHam SQUIRREL!]]''", followed by the Penguins dramatically reacting with shock, never gets old.

(Cut to the zoo where a topedo is in Mort's blender.)

-->"I am a handsome vampire. [[spoiler: Bluh.]]"

--->'''Rico:''' [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMeARE YOU]] ''[[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMeKIDDING]]'' [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe ME?!]]

--->'''Rico:''' [[YouHaveGotToBeKidding ARE YOU]] ''[[YouHaveGotToBeKidding KIDDING]]'' [[YouHaveGotToBeKidding ME?!]]

'''Kowalski:''' Touchy operation Skipper. After a century of saltwater, that crate could fall apart with the slightest jarring. [[TemptingFate The key words here are slow, delibera]]--\\
'''Rico''': [[ShutUpKirk WOOHOO!!]] *rushes to the torpedo launcher*\\
'''Kowalski''': [[OhCrap BAD RICO! BAD RICO!]]\\

* Private's enhanced CutenessProximity, and the effect it has on everyone, including [[GrumpyBear Alice]].

* Private's [[UpToEleven enhanced]] CutenessProximity, and the effect it has on everyone, including [[GrumpyBear Alice]].

* Juilien in Operation Antarctica is a walking parody machine. Most notably...

* In the episode when the team gets obsessed with comic books, Kowalksi makes sure Skipper won't wake up by placing a "Mr. Snoozytime Fighty Night-Night Mobile" (a baby mobile with a hippie, Dr. Blowhole, and Hans) above him. Skipper rolls over, grabs and snuggles with the Hans... to punch it a good five seconds later.

* In the episode when the team gets obsessed with comic books, Kowalksi makes sure Skipper won't wake up by placing a "Mr. Snoozytime Fighty Night-Night Mobile" (a baby mobile with a hippie, Dr. Blowhole, and Hans) above him. Skipper rolls over, grabs and snuggles with the Hans...[[FoeYay to punch it a good five seconds later.]]

'''Kowalksi:''' No, I believe that's a kidney.

--->'''Marlene''': Uh yeah, piranah don't fly.
--->'''Skipper''': That's what Manfredi and Johnson said back in Ecuador. We buried what was left of them with a teaspoon
--->'''Skipper''': Well why don't we ask Manfredi and Johnson? Oh, we can't! Because they fell for the ol' exploding elephant foot!
--->'''Private''': "Easy?!" Was it easy for Manfredi and Johnson when that undersea escape tunnel turned out to be the business end of a beluga whale? They couldn't even speak for a month!
--->'''Kowalski''': And even then, it was gibberish.
--->'''Skipper''': "Accident-prone" Private? Oh, I've seen accident-prone. Try Manfredi and Johnson with a Chinese lantern. And six bottles of rocket fuel!
--->'''Kowalski''': [tearing up] Worst talent show ever!

** Then comes "The Penguin Who Loved Me" where we finally see them on screen! Still alive in a Seaville enclosure, wearing more bruises than professional hockey players, and completely ignored by the guys!

** Pretty much all of "Endangerous Species"! We see the penguins accidentally clone a dodo instead. According to Kowalski later, it turns out a lack of natural predators caused Dode's species to evolve to be fearless daredevils in the most stupid way possible. What this means is that through the episode we see Dode, and his clone brothers later, performing dangerously stupid stunts. Only thing that makes it better is [[{{Squick}} everyone's reactions to his deaths.]] All we get of his deaths are a loud squawk! [[GoryDiscretionShot and an offscreen poof of feathers.]].
--> '''Dode:''' I'm makin' like the moooonkies! [Swings on a tire swing into the wall and poof!]

** From the same episode, we see the penguins accidentally clone a dodo instead. According to Kowalski later, it turns out a lack of natural predators caused Dode's species to evolve to be fearless daredevils in the most stupid way possible. What this means is that through the episode we see Dode, and his clone brothers later, performing dangerously stupid stunts. Only thing that makes it better is [[{{Squick}} everyone's reactions to his deaths.]]
--> '''Dode:''' I'm makin' like the moooonkies! [swings on a tire swing right into the wall. All we hear is a brief squawk and see a poof of feathers.]