History Funny / TheOfficeUS

*** Creed suddenly, out of the blue, telling Rose: "You're from the parking lot earlier, that's how I know you!" causing one of the most glorious [[{{Beat}} awkward silences]] in the show.

--->'''Michael:''' Jim, you're six-eleven and you weigh ninety pounds; WesternAnimation/Gumby has a better body than you. Boom, roasted. Dwight, you're a kiss-ass. Boom, roasted. Pam, you failed art school; boom, roasted. Meredith, you've slept with so many guys you're starting to look like one. Boom, roasted. Kevin, I can't decide between a fat joke or a dumb joke. Boom, roasted. Creed, your teeth called: your breath stinks. ''([[FunnyBackgroundEvent Creed nods]] [[{{Touche}} thoughtfully in agreement]])'' Boom, roasted. Angela--where's Angela? Oh, there you are, I didn't see you behind that ''grain of rice.'' Boom, roasted! Stanley! You crush your wife during sex and your heart sucks. Boom, roasted. ''([[ActuallyPrettyFunny Stanley starts laughing like a kazoo]])'' Oscar you are... ''(distracted by Stanley, with everyone else also starting to laugh)'' ...Oscar, you're gay! Andy, Cornell called, they think you suck! And you're gayer than Oscar. Boom, roasted!

--->'''Michael:''' Jim, you're six-eleven and you weigh ninety pounds; Gumby has a better body than you. Boom, roasted. Dwight, you're a kiss-ass. Boom, roasted. Pam, you failed art school; boom, roasted. Meredith, you've slept with so many guys you're starting to look like one. Boom, roasted. Kevin, I can't decide between a fat joke or a dumb joke. Boom, roasted. Creed, your teeth called: your breath stinks. ''([[FunnyBackgroundEvent Creed nods]] [[{{Touche}} thoughtfully in agreement]])'' Boom, roasted. Angela--where's Angela? Oh, there you are, I didn't see you behind that ''grain of rice.'' Boom, roasted! Stanley! You crush your wife during sex and your heart sucks. Boom, roasted. ''([[ActuallyPrettyFunny Stanley starts laughing like a kazoo]])'' Oscar you are... ''(distracted by Stanley, with everyone else also starting to laugh)'' ...Oscar, you're gay! Andy, Cornell called, they think you suck! And you're gayer than Oscar. Boom, roasted!

* ''Everything'' involving Dwight's fake pregnancy with the watermelon for Michael in the ColdOpen to "Baby Shower". Special mention must be given to how even ''[[AmbiguousCriminalHistory Creed]]'' [[EveryoneHasStandards is visibly grossed out by the whole ordeal]].

-->'''Michael''': It squeaks when you bang it, [[ThatsWhatSheSaid that's what she said]].

* When Michael finds out [[SitcomArchNemesis Toby]] has [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umDr0mPuyQc returned]] in the ColdOpen to "Frame Toby". Made even funnier by how Michael's final BigNo is cut off by the [[BaitAndSwitchCredits cheery opening theme]].

* Dwight arrives at the office in "Moroccan Christmas" to find every one of his possessions wrapped in Christmas wrapping paper. He gives Jim an annoyed look and says how easy it will be to undo. As he says this, he tosses his briefcase onto the desk and sits in his chair...only for it to collapse. The desk and chair weren't covered in wrapping paper, they were ''made'' of wrapping paper.

** Kevin accidentally trampling the cameraman (and raiding the snack machine) counts as well.

'''Michael:''' Where are they? You know what? If we come across somebody with no arms or legs, do we bother resuscitating them? ''(Pam gives a "Hm, he's onto something" expression)'' I mean, what kind of quality of life do we have there?\\

*** Rose the CPR trainer then instructs Michael to compress the dummy's chest to "Stayin' Alive" for the correct rhythm; he mistakenly starts up "I Will Survive" instead.

--->'''Michael:''' Jim, you're six-eleven and you weigh ninety pounds, Gumby has a better body than you. Boom, roasted. Dwight, you're a kiss-ass. Boom, roasted. Pam, you failed art school, boom, roasted. Meredith, you've slept with so many guys you're starting to look like one. Boom, roasted. Kevin, I can't decide between a fat joke or a dumb joke. Boom, roasted. Creed, your teeth called: your breath stinks. ''([[FunnyBackgroundEvent Creed nods]] [[{{Touche}} thoughtfully in agreement]])'' Boom, roasted. Angela--where's Angela? Oh, there you are, I didn't see you behind that ''grain of rice.'' Boom, roasted! Stanley! You crush your wife during sex and your heart sucks. Boom, roasted. ''([[ActuallyPrettyFunny Stanley starts laughing like a kazoo]])'' Oscar you are... ''(distracted by Stanley, with everyone else also starting to laugh)'' ...Oscar, you're gay! Andy, Cornell called, they think you suck! And you're gayer than Oscar. Boom, roasted!
* From "Lecture Circuit": “SAYUWS. [[Film/ThePrincessBride SAYUWS IS WOT BWINGS US TUGEVAAAAA TUDAAAAYYY]].”

** Kevin's monologue about his famous chili, heard as he [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcYG-5b7448 drops his pot and attempts to clean up the mess]].
* "Company Picnic": Michael has prepared a handwritten list of reasons he and Holly should get back together, and is planning to tell her at the right moment - he reads an example to the camera, but can't quite decipher his own handwriting:

* The cold open from the first part of "Lecture Circuit" has Michael annoying everyone by using the intercom function on his desk phone. As Jim puts it, the phone guy came in, showed Michael how to use it...."then he just left.", implying the phone guy might've decided to troll the office workers for some reason.

'''Michael:''' Wh-where are they?

** ''Anything'' involving [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FldGxkUFuuQ Pretzel Day]], especially with Stanley and Michael forming an EnemyMine against Bob Vance from Vance Refrigeration to make sure that he doesn't cut in line in front of them.

* Andy's 12 Days of Christmas gifts to Erin. Despite the fact it was an ''[[WhatAnIdiot incredibly stupid idea]]'', the thought process and reasoning behind his over the top gift is hilariously touching. And the fact that Erin is such good-natured, it's also funny to watch her overly polite reaction asking her Secret Santa to please stop, or lack of anger upon finding out, despite having a noticeably painful [[OnlyAFleshWound facial injury]].

--->'''Dwight:''' ''(disappointed)'' No. It's marijuana.

*** From the same episode, Creed is taken in for an interview and is presented with a picture of unprocessed cannabis;
--->'''Dwight:''' Creed, what is this?\\
'''Creed:''' That is Northern Lights, cannabis indica.\\
'''Dwight:''' (exasperated) ''No'', it’s ''marijuana''.

* In "Sexual Harassment", Michael has been asked to lay off the inappropriate jokes, including "ThatsWhatSheSaid." Jim immediately [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ly84CagzobU starts baiting him]]. He doesn't last long (that's what she said!).
** The incredibly cheesy Crossing The Line video.

* Dwight trying to leverage his "offer" when Michael has to get rid of someone in the 2nd season Halloween episode.

** Michael and Christian singing the Chili’s Baby Back Ribs jingle.

** Dwight's attempts to get a promotion.

* "Email Surveillance"

** Michael Scott pretending to have a gun in all of his improv lessons.

** Oscar has this hilarious line: "I got Creed. And to tell you the truth, I don't know anything about Creed. I know his name's Creed. I know he works right over there. I think he's Irish and I ... I got him this shamrock keychain."
** Creed getting Jim. All it is, is an old flannel shirt wrapped in a plastic bag. "Creed obviously forgot to get me something, so he just went into his closet and dug out this little number." Cut to Creed. "Yeah, that's exactly what happened."

---->'''Ryan:''' *Pulls out a flowery desk-stand reading ''Kelly''*

** [[invoked]] Michael's petulant attitude during the Christmas party. He complains about PoliticalCorrectnessGoneMad because Phyllis is playing Santa Claus, at which point he dresses up like Santa, [[CrossesTheLineTwice calls her "Tranny Claus"]] and inadvertently sexually harasses his staff by ordering them to [[ThatCameOutWrong sit on his lap so there would be no doubt about his manliness]].

'''Dwight:''' (exasperated) ''No'', it’s ''marijuana''.\\
** "Casino Night", in which Jim convinces Dwight that he has telekinesis abilities and demonstrates by making the coat-rack behind Pam sway. Dwight watches in awe. Cut to an interview with Pam, who silently holds up an umbrella with a hook handle and grins.

* "Casino Night", in which Jim convinces Dwight that he has telekinesis abilities and demonstrates by making the coat-rack behind Pam sway. Dwight watches in awe. Cut to an interview with Pam, who silently holds up an umbrella with a hook handle and grins.

* "Dream Team": Dwight's total inability to keep his cool whenAndy assigns him a team full of people he doesn't respect. First he freaks out as Andy reads aloud each name one by one, then he excuses himself and locks himself in the conference room, at which point he lets out one long scream.

** Followed by Michael trying to force his wallet into Stanley's mouth to keep him from "[[UrbanLegend swallowing his tongue]]" and Jim and Pam having to ''physically drag him away'' from Stanley.

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