History Funny / TheNewlywedGame

2nd Feb '18 7:06:19 AM Mindhooked
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* This possibly led to a divorce:

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* This possibly led to a divorce:one:



-->'''Husband #3:''' Probably "Wife #2".

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-->'''Husband #3:''' Probably "Wife #2". ''(he laughs)''
-->'''Wife #3:''' Jim! ''(she chuckles and elbows him playfully)''
6th Jan '18 5:01:08 PM nombretomado
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* "Gentlemen, what is your favorite pasta?" One husband says, "Uh, flat on my stomach, looking at the TV screen...", [[IThoughtThatWas since he apparently misheard it as "posture".]]

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* "Gentlemen, what is your favorite pasta?" One husband says, "Uh, flat on my stomach, looking at the TV screen...", [[IThoughtThatWas [[JustForFun/IThoughtThatWas since he apparently misheard it as "posture".]]
10th Jul '17 8:31:11 AM Sabrewing
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** Even better, this turns into an extended gag as Bob asks the wife for confirmation, and she happily agrees with the story, even agreeing that he'll try on her lingerie.
25th May '17 6:35:11 AM Hallwings
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* One question was "What's the one thing you wouldn't want to hear your wife say about your last girlfriend on coast-to-coast television?" One woman responded by saying that her husband's last girlfriend was a hooker, to which her husband reacted by saying "Oh (BLEEP)!"

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* One question was "What's the one thing you wouldn't want to hear your wife say about your last girlfriend on coast-to-coast television?" One woman responded by saying that her husband's last girlfriend was a hooker, to which her husband reacted by saying "Oh (BLEEP)!"(BLEEP)!" What makes this even funnier is that the husband was a sailor.
6th Sep '16 2:43:45 PM OnGreenDolphinStreet
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-->'''Male contestant:''' Probably Wife Number 2.
** Made worse because he is Husband Number 3.

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-->'''Male contestant:''' -->'''Husband #3:''' Probably Wife Number 2.
** Made worse because he is Husband Number 3.
"Wife #2".
3rd Apr '16 11:27:34 AM KoopaKid17
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'''Jenna''': [[LethalChef Is burnt a flavor]]?

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'''Jenna''': [[LethalChef Is burnt a flavor]]?flavor]]?\\
3rd Apr '16 11:27:22 AM KoopaKid17
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* A contestant who isn't afraid to admit she's a bad cook.
-->'''Eubanks''': What will your husband say is the last spice or flavor you used too much of in one of your home cooked dishes?\\
'''Jenna''': [[LethalChef Is burnt a flavor]]?
'''Eubanks''': ''(looks at judge)'' They say no.
12th Sep '15 8:51:04 AM Sugarp1e1
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-->'''Female contestant:''' He's a butcher.

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-->'''Female contestant:''' [[ThatCameOutWrong He's a butcher.butcher]].
7th Jun '15 8:22:00 PM squadallahthistle
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* One question was "What's the one thing you wouldn't want to hear your wife say about your last girlfriend on coast-to-coast television?" One woman responded by saying that her husband's last girlfriend was a hooker, to which her husband reacted by saying "Oh (BLEEP)!"
31st May '15 7:40:36 PM MeltingPotOfFriendship
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* A contestant who gave Main/TooMuchInformation in his answer and in the process misused the word "commemorate".
-->'''Eubanks''': Gentlemen, what is the last thing you commemorated? Robert.\\
'''Robert''': The doctor took Janet off pills because they're messing up her system, so...we don't...now, listen. We don't wanna have any kids, so once a month, we commemorate!
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