History Funny / TheNewlywedGame

3rd Apr '16 11:27:34 AM KoopaKid17
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'''Jenna''': [[LethalChef Is burnt a flavor]]?

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'''Jenna''': [[LethalChef Is burnt a flavor]]?flavor]]?\\
3rd Apr '16 11:27:22 AM KoopaKid17
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* A contestant who isn't afraid to admit she's a bad cook.
-->'''Eubanks''': What will your husband say is the last spice or flavor you used too much of in one of your home cooked dishes?\\
'''Jenna''': [[LethalChef Is burnt a flavor]]?
'''Eubanks''': ''(looks at judge)'' They say no.
12th Sep '15 8:51:04 AM Sugarp1e1
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-->'''Female contestant:''' He's a butcher.

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-->'''Female contestant:''' [[ThatCameOutWrong He's a butcher.butcher]].
7th Jun '15 8:22:00 PM squadallahthistle
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* One question was "What's the one thing you wouldn't want to hear your wife say about your last girlfriend on coast-to-coast television?" One woman responded by saying that her husband's last girlfriend was a hooker, to which her husband reacted by saying "Oh (BLEEP)!"
31st May '15 7:40:36 PM MeltingPotOfFriendship
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* A contestant who gave Main/TooMuchInformation in his answer and in the process misused the word "commemorate".
-->'''Eubanks''': Gentlemen, what is the last thing you commemorated? Robert.\\
'''Robert''': The doctor took Janet off pills because they're messing up her system, so...we don't...now, listen. We don't wanna have any kids, so once a month, we commemorate!
8th May '15 3:47:36 PM CorahsUncle
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* "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blATm1sBneM What's the first thing your husband does before he goes to bed?]]"
* Another classic moment from the ABC era had a husband recalling an experience where he put a rubber spider in the shower where his wife was knowing that she hates spiders and the wife ran out of the shower. The wife then said "This was before we were married!", [[OhCrap just before realizing what she had revealed on national television]].

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* Question to the wives: "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blATm1sBneM What's the first thing your husband does before he goes to bed?]]"
* Another classic moment from the ABC era had a husband recalling an experience where he put a rubber spider in the shower where his wife was was, knowing that she hates spiders and the wife ran out of the shower. The wife then said said, "This was before we were married!", [[OhCrap just before realizing what she had revealed on national television]].



* "Gentlemen, what is your favorite pasta?", the husband says "Uh, flat on my stomach, looking at the TV screen...", [[IThoughtThatWas since he apparently misheard it as "posture".]]
* This possibly led to a divorce
-->'''Eubanks:''' What is your favorite part of our Newlywed Game set?
-->'''Contestant:''' Probably Wife Number 2.

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* "Gentlemen, what is your favorite pasta?", the pasta?" One husband says says, "Uh, flat on my stomach, looking at the TV screen...", [[IThoughtThatWas since he apparently misheard it as "posture".]]
* This possibly led to a divorce
divorce:
-->'''Eubanks:''' What is your favorite part of our Newlywed Game ''Newlywed Game'' set?
-->'''Contestant:''' -->'''Male contestant:''' Probably Wife Number 2.



* Awkwardness Ensues

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* Awkwardness EnsuesEnsues:



-->'''Contestant:''' I'll say [[ADateWithRosiePalms his meat]].

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-->'''Contestant:''' -->'''Female contestant:''' I'll say [[ADateWithRosiePalms his meat]].



-->'''Contestant:''' He's a butcher.
* Another example of a CMOF
-->'''Eubanks:''' Ladies, What will your husband say is his favorite rodent?
-->'''Contestant:''' What's a rodent?
-->'''Eubanks:''' ''(laughing)'' His favorite kind of a rodent
-->'''Contestant:''' His [[TooDumbToLive saxophone]].

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-->'''Contestant:''' -->'''Female contestant:''' He's a butcher.
* Another example of a CMOF
CMOF:
-->'''Eubanks:''' Ladies, What what will your husband say is his favorite rodent?
-->'''Contestant:''' -->'''Female contestant:''' What's a rodent?
-->'''Eubanks:''' ''(laughing)'' His favorite kind of a rodent
-->'''Contestant:'''
rodent.
-->'''Female contestant:'''
His [[TooDumbToLive saxophone]].



* Another CMOF
-->'''Eubanks:''' Ladies, In what country will your husband say the last foreign car he drove in was manufactured?
-->'''Contestant''' The United States? ''(Smiles as the audience laughs)''
-->'''Eubanks''' [[CaptainObvious That's not a foreign country]].
-->'''Contestant:''' Ummm, [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Texas]].

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* Another CMOF
CMOF:
-->'''Eubanks:''' Ladies, In in what country will your husband say the last foreign car he drove in was manufactured?
-->'''Contestant''' -->'''Female contestant:''' The United States? ''(Smiles as the audience laughs)''
-->'''Eubanks''' [[CaptainObvious That's not a foreign country]].
-->'''Contestant:'''
country.]]
-->'''Female contestant:'''
Ummm, [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Texas]].



* "Gentlemen, what would you wife say your neighbors have more of than you?". One husband answers "cars", but his wife guessed "grass". She says "They have more grass...", [[OhCrap but when she realizes]] [[ThatCameOutWrong what she said]], she adds [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial "We have none!"]], making him say "I wouldn't bet on that!".
* [[WhatAnIdiot/TheNewlywedGame Pretty much anything on this page]].

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* "Gentlemen, what would you your wife say your neighbors have more of than you?". One husband answers "cars", but his wife guessed "grass". She says says, "They have more grass...", [[OhCrap but when she realizes]] [[ThatCameOutWrong what she said]], she adds adds, [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial "We have none!"]], making him say say, "I wouldn't bet on that!".
that!"
* [[WhatAnIdiot/TheNewlywedGame Pretty much anything on this page]].page.]]



-->'''Bob:''' That's okay, we just wanna know the name of the restaurant.

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-->'''Bob:''' -->'''Eubanks:''' That's okay, we just wanna know the name of the restaurant.



-->'''Bob:''' Oh, good.

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-->'''Bob:''' -->'''Eubanks:''' Oh, good.



* "Where is the busiest place you and your husband have ever made whoopie?". The wife guesses [[UnfortunateImplications "[her] apartment"]], while her husband guessed "a drive-in movie". When she stares at him in puzzlement, he says "Oh, maybe that wasn't you...", making her scream "IT WASN'T ME!" and gasp in shock while he laughs with a shit-eating grin. If that didn't lead to a divorce, who knows what would?[[note]]([[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4bogN3cB2Y Turns out that there really wasn't anyone at the drive-in, and that they remained married for over 30 years after that.]])[[/note]]
* "What was the last Jewish food you ate?". One husband answers "chow mein", [[PekingDuckChristmas which is somewhat true]]. One of the wives answers [[WhatAnIdiot "corn"]], although her husband gave the logical answer "bagels", making his wife ask [[TooDumbToLive "Bagels? What are bagels?"]]. But when Bob asks him to explain what bagels are, he answers "I don't know, I'm Mormon.".
* 1980s edition: "Gentlemen, how would your wife complete this sentence: 'Every morning, I usually find my husband's (blank) on my (what)'?". One husband, an elderly man, says "I'd probably find my teeth on her sink!".
** Similarly, in the 60s/70s edition, Bob asked the wives "After your wedding, would your husband say he did or did not carry you over the threshold?". One wife, Florence, an elderly woman, answered "He didn't because he couldn't!".

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* "Where is the busiest place you and your husband have ever made whoopie?". The whoopie?" One wife guesses [[UnfortunateImplications "[her] apartment"]], while her husband guessed "a drive-in movie". When she stares at him in puzzlement, he says says, "Oh, maybe that wasn't you...", making her scream "IT WASN'T ME!" and gasp in shock while he laughs with a shit-eating grin. If that didn't lead to a divorce, who knows what would?[[note]]([[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4bogN3cB2Y Turns out that there really wasn't anyone at the drive-in, and that they remained married for over 30 years after that.]])[[/note]]
* "What was the last Jewish food you ate?". ate?" One husband answers "chow mein", [[PekingDuckChristmas which is somewhat true]]. One of the wives answers [[WhatAnIdiot "corn"]], although her husband gave the logical answer "bagels", making his wife ask ask, [[TooDumbToLive "Bagels? What are bagels?"]]. bagels?"]] But when Bob asks him to explain what bagels are, he answers answers, "I don't know, I'm Mormon.".
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* 1980s edition: "Gentlemen, how would your wife complete this sentence: 'Every morning, I usually find my husband's (blank) [blank] on my (what)'?". [what]'?" One husband, an elderly man, says says, "I'd probably find my teeth on her sink!".
** Similarly, in the 60s/70s 1960s/1970s edition, Bob asked the wives wives, "After your wedding, would your husband say he did or did not carry you over the threshold?". One wife, Florence, an elderly woman, answered woman named Florence, answered, "He didn't because he couldn't!".couldn't!"



-->'''Bob:''' Gentlemen, how would your wives say you would complete this sentence: "The next time my wife leaves her (blank) on my (what), I'm gonna toss that sucker out a window"?\\
'''Contestant:''' Her... dress.\\
'''Bob:''' On your...?\\

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-->'''Bob:''' -->'''Eubanks:''' Gentlemen, how would your wives say you would complete this sentence: "The next time my wife leaves her (blank) [blank] on my (what), [what], I'm gonna toss that sucker out a window"?\\
'''Contestant:''' '''Male contestant:''' Her... dress.\\
'''Bob:''' '''Eubanks:''' On your...?\\



'''Contestant:''' Body!

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'''Contestant:''' '''Male contestant:''' Body!
8th May '15 3:35:50 PM thevisualboy37
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* This moment:
-->'''Bob:''' Gentlemen, how would your wives say you would complete this sentence: "The next time my wife leaves her (blank) on my (what), I'm gonna toss that sucker out a window"?\\
'''Contestant:''' Her... dress.\\
'''Bob:''' On your...?\\
''(Contestant is trying hard not to laugh)''\\
'''Contestant:''' Body!
4th Mar '15 9:32:57 AM KoopaKid17
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* Both times where Bob said "25-point [[FreudianSlip Boner]]" instead of "Bonus Question".
25th Feb '14 1:55:26 PM Hallwings
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* Another classic moment from the ABC era had a husband recalling an experience where he put a rubber spider in the shower where his wife was knowing that she hates spiders and the wife ran out of the shower. The wife said "This was before we were married!", [[OhCrap then realized what she had just revealed on national television]].

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* Another classic moment from the ABC era had a husband recalling an experience where he put a rubber spider in the shower where his wife was knowing that she hates spiders and the wife ran out of the shower. The wife then said "This was before we were married!", [[OhCrap then realized just before realizing what she had just revealed on national television]].
12th Jan '14 12:41:49 PM Hallwings
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