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'''Kathy:''' I guess [[LiteralMinded shoes]]. I buy one -\\

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'''Kathy:''' I guess [[LiteralMinded shoes]]. I buy one -\\\\



'''Tom:''' Masticate. Uh - [[EatTheDog the dog]].

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'''Tom:''' Masticate. Uh - [[EatTheDog [[EmergencyFoodSupplyAnimal the dog]].
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'''Robert:''' The doctor took Janet off pills because they're messing up her system, so...we don't...now, listen. We don't wanna have any kids, so once a month, we commemorate!

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'''Robert:''' The doctor took Janet off pills because they're messing up her system, so... we don't...don't... now, listen. We don't wanna have any kids, so once a month, we commemorate!
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* Another classic moment from the ABC era had a husband recalling an experience where he put a rubber spider in the shower where his wife was, knowing that she hates spiders and the wife ran out of the shower. The wife then said, "This was before we were married!" [[OhCrap just before realizing what she had revealed on national television]].[[note]]At the time, living together pre-marriage was [[ValuesDissonance frowned upon]].[[/note]]

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* Another classic moment from the ABC era had a husband recalling an experience where he he, knowing that his wife hated spiders, put a rubber spider in the shower where his wife she was, knowing that she hates spiders and the wife ran making her run out of the shower. The wife then said, "This was before we were married!" [[OhCrap just before realizing what she had revealed on national television]].[[note]]At the time, living together pre-marriage was [[ValuesDissonance frowned upon]].[[/note]]
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* "Where is the busiest place you and your husband have ever made whoopie?" One wife guesses "[her] apartment", while her husband guessed "a drive-in movie". When she stares at him in puzzlement, he says, "Oh, maybe that wasn't you...", making her scream "IT WASN'T ME!" and gasp in shock while he laughs with a shit-eating grin. If that didn't lead to a divorce, who knows what would?[[note]]([[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4bogN3cB2Y Turns out that there really wasn't anyone at the drive-in, and that they remained married for over 30 years after that.]])[[/note]]

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* "Where is the busiest place you and your husband have ever made whoopie?" One wife guesses "[her] apartment", while her husband guessed "a drive-in movie". When she stares at him in puzzlement, he says, "Oh, maybe that wasn't you...", making her scream "IT WASN'T ME!" and gasp in shock while he laughs with a shit-eating grin. If that didn't lead to a divorce, who knows what would?[[note]]([[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4bogN3cB2Y Turns out that there really wasn't anyone at the drive-in, and that they remained married for over 30 40 years after that.]])[[/note]]

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-->'''Eubanks:''' What will your husband say is your favorite anchorman? \\

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-->'''Eubanks:''' What will your husband say is your his favorite anchorman? \\




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* Even more or so, there are contestants who can give out an absurd answer, regardless of what question it is.
-->'''Eubanks:''' What’s your favorite thing to buy by the foot? Kathy. \\
'''Kathy:''' I guess [[LiteralMinded shoes]]. I buy one -\\
'''Eubanks:''' What is your favorite thing to masticate? Tom. \\
'''Tom:''' Masticate. Uh - [[EatTheDog the dog]].
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* This one, where two contestants fail to understand what an “anchorman” was:
-->'''Eubanks:''' What will your husband say is your favorite anchorman? \\
'''Contestant 1:''' I’d have to say [[Music/ElvisPresley Elvis]]. \\
'''Contestant 2:''' Series/DanielBoone?
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* Another classic moment from the ABC era had a husband recalling an experience where he put a rubber spider in the shower where his wife was, knowing that she hates spiders and the wife ran out of the shower. The wife then said, "This was before we were married!" [[OhCrap just before realizing what she had revealed on national television]].

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* Another classic moment from the ABC era had a husband recalling an experience where he put a rubber spider in the shower where his wife was, knowing that she hates spiders and the wife ran out of the shower. The wife then said, "This was before we were married!" [[OhCrap just before realizing what she had revealed on national television]].[[note]]At the time, living together pre-marriage was [[ValuesDissonance frowned upon]].[[/note]]



* "Gentlemen, what is your favorite pasta?" One husband says, "Uh, flat on my stomach, looking at the TV screen...", [[JustForFun/IThoughtThatWas since he apparently misheard it as "posture".]]

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* "Gentlemen, what is your favorite pasta?" One husband says, "Uh, flat on my stomach, looking at the TV screen...", [[JustForFun/IThoughtThatWas since he apparently misheard it as "posture".]]"posture"]].
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* When Eubanks asked a wife how many decades old her mother-in-law was, the wife answered that she had no idea what a decade was, and so she guessed ten. When her husband came out and was asked the same question, he ''too'' had no idea what a decade was, but miraculously guessed '''ten''' as well! StrangeMindsThinkAlike.

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* When Eubanks asked a wife how many decades old her mother-in-law was, the wife answered that she had no idea what a decade was, and so she guessed ten. When her husband came out and was asked the same question, he ''too'' ''also'' had no idea what a decade was, but miraculously guessed '''ten''' as well! StrangeMindsThinkAlike.
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-->'''Eubanks:''' Never had that answer before!
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-->'''Female contestant:''' I'll say [[ADateWithRosiePalms his meat]].

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-->'''Female contestant:''' I'll say [[ADateWithRosiePalms his meat]].meat.
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-->'''Eubanks''' [[CaptainObvious That's not a foreign country.]]

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-->'''Eubanks''' -->'''Eubanks:''' [[CaptainObvious That's not a foreign country.]]

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