Late 1960s: Bob asks the wives what their husband's favorite kind of gas is. It quickly gets out of control when the first wife asked keeps coming up with "the rectal gas", and despite the fact that the judge wouldn't accept it, she couldn't think of another answer.
One of Eubanks' favorites was a Dumb Blonde who was baffled at the terms "rural" and "urban" after being asked which one described her husband better. Eubanks asked whether the doctor had given him anything for his urban, and she said "Well, he gave me something!"
"In our house, the power flows from the [blank] to the [what]?" "From the plug to the vibrator." This one is so out there that it's often said to be fictitious, but clips of it invariably turn up on blooper specials.
Another classic moment from the ABC era had a husband recalling an experience where he put a rubber spider in the shower where his wife was, knowing that she hates spiders and the wife ran out of the shower. The wife then said, "This was before we were married!", just before realizing what she had revealed on national television.
Eubanks:Texas!!!(begins laughing with the audience)
"Gentlemen, what would your wife say your neighbors have more of than you?". One husband answers "cars", but his wife guessed "grass". She says, "They have more grass...", but when she realizeswhat she said, she adds, "We have none!", making him say, "I wouldn't bet on that!"
"What was the last Jewish food you ate?" One husband answers "chow mein", which is somewhat true. One of the wives answers "corn", although her husband gave the logical answer "bagels", making his wife ask, "Bagels? What are bagels?" But when Bob asks him to explain what bagels are, he answers, "I don't know, I'm Mormon."
1980s edition: "Gentlemen, how would your wife complete this sentence: 'Every morning, I usually find my husband's [blank] on my [what]'?" One husband, an elderly man, says, "I'd probably find my teeth on her sink!".
Similarly, in the 1960s/1970s edition, Bob asked the wives, "After your wedding, would your husband say he did or did not carry you over the threshold?". One wife, an elderly woman named Florence, answered, "He didn't because he couldn't!"
Both times where Bob said "25-point Boner" instead of "Bonus Question".
One question was "What's the one thing you wouldn't want to hear your wife say about your last girlfriend on coast-to-coast television?" One woman responded by saying that her husband's last girlfriend was a hooker, to which her husband reacted by saying "Oh (BLEEP)!" What makes this even funnier is that the husband was a sailor.
Eubanks: Gentlemen, how would your wives say you would complete this sentence: "The next time my wife leaves her [blank] on my [what], I'm gonna toss that sucker out a window"? Male contestant: Her... dress. Eubanks: On your...? (Contestant is trying hard not to laugh) Male contestant: Body!
Even better, this turns into an extended gag as Bob asks the wife for confirmation, and she happily agrees with the story, even agreeing that he'll try on her lingerie.
A contestant who gave Too Much Information in his answer and in the process misused the word "commemorate".
Eubanks: Gentlemen, what is the last thing you commemorated? Robert. Robert: The doctor took Janet off pills because they're messing up her system, so...we don't...now, listen. We don't wanna have any kids, so once a month, we commemorate!
A contestant who isn't afraid to admit she's a bad cook.
Eubanks: What will your husband say is the last spice or flavor you used too much of in one of your home cooked dishes? Jenna: Is burnt a flavor? Eubanks: (looks at judge) They say no.