History Funny / TheNeedleDrop

-->'''Anthony:''' You gotta be doing some crazy shit to the pussy for it to go ''"Aubrey"''.

* Cal Chuchesta's DissTrack against Music/{{Drake}} which consists of a beat that sounds like random buttons on a keyboard (complete with a soundbite of Music/{{Grimes}} screaming in frustration at her 2024 Coachella set) and a verse from "Music/PushaT" which is just a MachineMonotone voice saying "I SELL COCAINE YOU HAVE CHILD" over and over.

* During his Classics Week review of ''{{Music/Lincoln}}'' by Music/TheyMightBeGiants, Anthony describes how the band's tone has always been so uniquely and identifiably "nerdy", which he quantifies as ''not'' being the "Hollywood" kind where a character is portrayed as "[[HollywoodHomely nerdy]]", "[[TheGlassesGottaGo but when they take their glasses off]], they're actually really sexy." Cue Anthony -- the Internet's Busiest Music Nerd -- then taking a long, silent beat contemplating his statement before slowly taking his glasses off and smiling awkwardly at the camera.

* From his review of Honestly, Nevermind by Drake:

* When talking about "We Love You", from Avenged Sevenfold, and the strange mouth noises heard on this track:

** Cal's part. For one thing, Cal is ''dressed'' like Anthony and states he's staying out of the review, confirming it's going to be ''"[[JustForPun Low-Cal]]"''. Before saying after a {{Beat}}, '''[[SuddenlyShouting FUNNY!]]'''.

-->'''Anthony:''' That final part of the song is about how a pussy is calling Drake's name. You gotta be doing some crazy shit to the pussy for it to go ''Aubrey''.

* In the ''[[Music/RedHotChiliPeppers I'm With You]]'' review, Anthony lets Cal Chuchesta "give some background information on the band":

--> '''Cal''': Like ''dom dom dolom''. And uhh, their first album came out ''befur'' Anthony was ''burn''. And uhh, [[CriticalResearchFailure California]].

** ''Demons Protected by Angels'' is Anthony's first non-NOT GOOD review of a Nav project...because the review script was written by an AI. Anthony keeps [[Corpsing breaking down laughing]] at the absurd tangents that the AI decides to go on. The final rating: 4 out of stars.
--->'''Anthony''': "On top of being an incredible artist, Nav is also a -- (wheeze) -- a devout Christian."

* His entire 50-minute video for Creator/CoreyFeldman's [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3E0kq9YkjA Angelic 2 The Core album]], mainly due to the album just being ''that'' incredibly SoBadItsGood, and Anthony's frequent [[{{Corpsing}} hysterical]] [[LaughingMad reactions]] to its sheer incompetence. Some more specific examples, though:

** For the last question, Anthony chooses Music/TheRollingStones:

* Cal's song, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtvnXDlm7Lc "iwas throwin up (on a teusdeay)"]].

* His review of Trapt' ''Shadow Work'', which is presented as a Top 10. None of the 10 spots goes to one of the songs present in the album and he talks about different versions of [[OneHitWonder the song "Headstrong"]] that don't even exist.

* During his review of Machine Gun Kelly' ''Mainstream Sellout'', one of his complaints about the song "Emo Girl" is how non-specific MGK describes the titular protagonist. And then, he decides to do a similar song but about football players. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNiNi8ly91s Behold this masterpiece.]]

** [[{{Mondegreen}} "'Thinking about my niece?' I know he didn't say 'knees,' but 'my niece?']] I get he's a concerned uncle."

** "'Bring the stars up to the moon'? [[ArtisticLicenseAstronomy The stars are farther away]] ''[[ArtisticLicenseAstronomy than]]'' [[ArtisticLicenseAstronomy the moon.]]"

* The ending to his review on the album ''Darker Witchcraft'' by Trap Them. After Anthony scores the album, Cal comes in complaining that he's not interested in the obscure bands Anthony reviews (all while Anthony [[BreakingTheFourthWall looks at the audience and quietly says "I hate Cal Chuchesta"]]) and [[{{Mondegreen}} screws up Trap Them's name by calling them "Mouse Trap"]] as he says they're "not a good band" and says they would only be good if "they'd be number one on the cherts". Cue Anthony giving a huge "'''[[BigShutUp SHUT UP!]]'''" to Cal as he jumps in fright and storms off.

* His review of Trapt' ''Shadow Work'', which is presented as a Top 10. Neither of the 10 spots goes to one of the songs present in the album and he talks about different versions of the song ''Headstrong'' that don't even exist.

* [[spoiler: During the 'Cal is in Hell' arc, Anthony gets a hold of the contract Cal signed with the [[Music/{{blur}} Da]][[Music/{{Gorillaz}} mon]], only to find out it was literally just a piece of paper that says "'''YOU GO TO HELL'''". Anthony is obviously not amused]].

** "....Fuck it. ''[[DarthWiki/SoBadItsHorrible Strong 1]]''. *exits*"

** "Siri, what is the best Hopsin album?" ... "It is [[spoiler:Ra-" "JOKING, THERE'S NO GOOD HOPSIN ALBUM]]"

'''Siri:''' [[spoiler:Anthony, your language!]]

** "Siri, what is the best Music/{{U2}} album?" (beat) "It is ''[[{{Music/RickRoss}} Rather You Than Me]]". [[spoiler:And Siri gives the same answer on a second attempt.]]

** "You smoke pot? So does everyone else and no-one cares."