History Funny / TheMightyDucks

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[[AC:The First Face Off Pt. 1]]
* While Nosedive is waiting for the others to get back from the mission to blow up Dragaunus' base. And decides to take matters into his own hands.
-->'''Nosedive''': Woohoo! Alright, Nosedive to tower; here goes nothin'! (''hits a random button, and the windshield wipers turn on, then he makes buzzer noise'') Wrong!
* Klegghorn reading a headline about the Ducks foiling a bank heist, followed by the headline "Cop Angered By Headline" with a black and white photo of him scowling. Cut to Klegghorn making the exact same face.
* Grin, trying to be all mystical and Obi-Wan-like while his hand is now sore.
-->'''Grin''': Pain is an illusion. An illusion that really, ''really'', hurts.

[[AC:A Traitor Among Us]]
* Just about anytime Nosedive and Duke butt-heads over... Well... ''Anything'' is funny.

[[AC:Take Me to Your Leader]]
* ''Phil'' of all people trying to replace Wildwing on the team. The guys decide to give him a "crash-course" in the game of hockey.
** And then replacing Wildwing with Guy Hebert in a duck costume, just as the former comes back. TheReveal makes the team do a complete 180 from "WTF Phil" to fannish squee.

[[AC:Zap Attack]]
* When Tania calls her human friend Dr. Huggarman, and gets his answering machine.
-->"You have reached the Huggarman hotline; today's answer is... ''[[SuddenlyShouting NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!'']]"

[[AC:Phil in the Blank]]
* Poor Nosedive, after a ''nasty'' fall:
-->'''Nosedive''': ''Mommy, I don't wanna go to preschool''.
* Near the end of the episode:
-->'''Phil''': (''Phil's phone rings and he answers'') Hello?
-->'''Wraith''': Roast Duck.
--> '''Phil''': That doesn't work anymore.
--> '''Wraith''': I know; ''I'm...'' Ordering take-out.
--> '''Phil''': Oh great! In that case, give me the Mushu Pork; nah nah nah; give me the Mushu vegetable. I'm tryin' to lose a few pounds here.

[[AC:Jurassic Puck]]
* Duke, ''trying'' to fight with the Triceratops in a ''duel''.
** The ''really'' sad part? He ''actually'' thinks he's winning.

[[AC:Duck Hard]]
* Chameleon's reaction to the hologram of Siege; it's hilarious.
-->'''Chameleon''': Siege, old buddy! We thought the ducks got you! (''goes to hug him, but his arms only pass through air'') Siege, you're a g-g-g-ga... you're a g-g-ga... [[FreakOut YOU'RE A GHOOOOOOST!!!]]"
-->'''Siege''': You nitwit, it's a hologram!

[[AC:Power Play]]
* All of Tai Quack Do's AmbiguouslyJewish outbursts.
--> "Oy; this kid's (''Young Grim'') as sharp as a sack of doorknobs! Meshugga; there ain't no sound! How can there be a game with only one team?! You gotta have two; two goalies, two centers, also refs, and the guy who hawks the popcorn."

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[[AC:Duck Hard

[[folder: D2

!!D1

!!D2

''The First Face Off Pt. 1''

''A Traitor Among Us''

''Take Me to Your Leader''

''Zap Attack''

-->"You have reached the Huggarman hotline; today's answer is... ''NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!''"

''Phil in the Blank''

''Jurassic Puck''

''Duck Hard''

* I love Chameleon's reaction to the hologram of Siege; it's hilarious!
-->'''Chameleon''': Siege, old buddy! We thought the ducks got you! (''goes to hug him, but his arms only pass through air'') Siege, you're a g-g-g-ga... you're a g-g-ga... YOU'RE A GHOOOOOOST!!!"

''Power Play''

* Tai Quack Do's AmbiguouslyJewish outbursts.
-->"Oy; this kid's (''Young Grim'') as sharp as a sack of doorknobs! Meshugga; there ain't no sound! How can there be a game with only one team?! You gotta have two; two goalies, two centers, also refs, and the guy who hawks the popcorn."

--> '''Ms. Mckay:''' ''(sees incoming puck)'' DUCK! ''(ducks for cover)''
--> '''Mr. Tibbles:''' Yes, that's right, they're the Ducks. ''(looks up and sees the puck before it clocks him in the head)''

--> ''(GilliganCut to the whole team writing on the chalkboards)''

--> "This is a drug-free neighborhood!"

* Mr. Tibbles getting accidentally beaned in the head by a ricocheting puck by Fulton.

-->You can have it back at the end of the school term.

* After getting his shot actually stopped by the Iceland goalie, Fulton settles the score in the shoot-out. He was actually ''shaking'' when Fulton prepares for his slapshot, nailing him in the face hard enough to knock him on his back before the puck bounced off his head into the goal.

-->(cut to the all the kids tripping over each other during the face off)
-->'''Gordon''': (shaking his head) They really suck.

-->'''Goldberg''': (GilliganCut to Goldberg being tied to the goalie net) My mother would not approve of this, coach! She'd like me to live for my bar mitzvah!
-->'''Bombay''': This IS your bar mitzvah, Goldberg! Today, you'll become a man! (skates to the other players with piles of pucks.)

-->'''Goldberg''': Hey guys! Excuse me, guys, you gotta untie me now! Ha ha! Good joke! Very funny! ... I like it....... No joke! Come on, guys! (tries to skate forward while the goalie net was tied to him) Hey coach! Coach! Come on! Don't leave me hanging like this! Coach! Don't make me come after you, coach!

* And speaking of quacking, one of the most unusual examples of WritingLines:
--> "I will not quack at the principal."

--> '''Connie:''' (about Luis) He's a good-looking skater!

--> '''Guy:''' Shut up, Averman! (knocks Averman down)

--> '''Ms. Mckay:''' (sees incoming puck) DUCK!
--> '''Mr. Tibbles:''' Yes, that's right, they're the Ducks. (looks up and sees the puck before it clocks him in the head)

--> '''Bombay:''' ..... uh.... okay....

-->"This is a drug-free zone!"

-->'''Nosedive''': Woohoo! Alright, Nosedive tower; here goes nothin'! (''hits a random button, and the windshield wipers turn on, then makes buzzer noise'') Wrong!

-->'''Chameleon''': Siege old buddy! We thought the ducks got you! (''goes to hug him, but his arms only pass through air'') Siege, you're a gggga you're a ggga GHOOOOOOST!!!"
-->'''Siege''': You nitwit; it's a hologram.

-->"This is a drug-free neighborhood!"

* Gordon persuading his boss to sponsor the team

-->'''Bombay''': Shut up!

-->'''Goldberg''': (GilliganCut to Goldberg being tied to the goalie net) My mother would not approve of this, coach! She'd like me to live for my barmitzvah!
-->'''Bombay''': This IS your barmitzvah, Goldberg! Today, you'll become a man! (skates to the other players with piles of pucks.)
-->'''Goldberg''': Coach! I think you got the ceremonies mixed up! Coach, will you come back here? What did I ever do to you, man!?

* Quite an unintentional one that borders on FridgeLogic, but at one point, Bombay's former coach, who serves as his antagonist of sorts in the first film, berates him for pulling a fast one on him, ending it with telling him that he wasn't even a has-been; he was a never-was. Words that mean a lot coming from someone who's been coaching pee-wee for 30 years and aimed at a high-powered attorney.

** To be fair, it's not like coaching pee wee hockey was his full time job. Who knows what Gordon's former coach could have been doing in his day-to-day life.

-->'''Fulton:''' I'm on coach. (gets off the bench and goes over to [=McGill=])\\

'''Referee:''' Game misconduct. You're out of here son (escorts him off the ice past the Ducks bench)\\
'''Fulton:''' I'm off coach.\\

-->'''Siege''': You nit wit; it's a hologram.

* The rousing speech by Bombay gets awkward near the end.

--> '''Ms. McKay:''' (sees incoming puck) DUCK!

--> '''Duane:''' And when the roosters are crowing and the cows are spinnin' circles in the pasture?