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*** And his first reaction when he realizes he's stuck in there with her.
'''Elena''': It's been three days since my last confession.
'''Elena''': It's been three days since my last confession.
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*** Perhaps some of Don Vega's education of Alejandro included some [[FourIsDeath Japanese texts.]]
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* Alejandro as [[{{Jerkass}} Don Alejandro]] is such a [[RichIdiotWithNoDayJob delightful jerk]], it's hilarious.
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* Alejandro as "[[RichIdiotWithNoDayJob Don Alejandro]]" is such a [[{{Jerkass}} Don Alejandro]] is such a [[RichIdiotWithNoDayJob delightful jerk]], it's hilarious.
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* Elena's particularly hilarious when Rafael finds her naked in the barn after Zorro's escape. She's PLASTERED STUPID off her face with PostKissCatatonia and puts minimal effort into hiding it, ultimately just enjoying her euphoria.
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* Elena's particularly hilarious when Rafael finds her naked topless in the barn after Zorro's escape. She's PLASTERED STUPID off her face with PostKissCatatonia and puts minimal effort into hiding it, ultimately just enjoying her euphoria.
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* When de la Vega is first training Alejandro, Alejandro whips his sword around in several wild flashy movements... and then de la Vega simply [[https://i.imgur.com/c2c95DS.mp4 knocks the sword out of his hands]].
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* When de la Vega is first training Alejandro, Alejandro [[WhatTheFuAreYouDoing whips his sword around in several wild flashy movements...movements]]... and then de la Vega simply [[https://i.imgur.com/c2c95DS.mp4 knocks the sword out of his hands]].
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*** And his first reaction when he realizes he's stuck in there with her.
'''Elena''': It's been three days since my last confession.
'''Alejandro''': What could you have done in three days? Come back later. I mean, go on my child.
'''Elena''': It's been three days since my last confession.
'''Alejandro''': What could you have done in three days? Come back later. I mean, go on my child.
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* When de la Vega is first training Alejandro, Alejandro whips his sword around in several fancy-looking movements... and then de la Vega simply knocks the sword out of his hands.
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* When de la Vega is first training Alejandro, Alejandro whips his sword around in several fancy-looking wild flashy movements... and then de la Vega simply [[https://i.imgur.com/c2c95DS.mp4 knocks the sword out of his hands.hands]].
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** When Rafael and his men find her, her explanation makes it look like she... had a romp with Zorro.
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** Catherine Zeta Jones's facials, especially her borderline psychotic eyes when she whispers confirmation that Zorro is vigorous, are comedy gold.
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** Catherine Zeta Jones's Creator/CatherineZetaJones's facials, especially her borderline psychotic eyes when she whispers confirmation that Zorro is vigorous, are comedy gold.
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* Alejandro's first "fight" with Don de la Vega after de la Vega keeps him from fighting Captain Love. It last all of about 20 seconds.
-->'''de la Vega:''' You would have fought very bravely and died very quickly.\\
-->'''de la Vega:''' You would have fought very bravely and died very quickly.\\
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* Alejandro's first "fight" with Don Diego de la Vega after de la Vega keeps him from fighting Captain Love. It last all of about 20 seconds.
-->'''de la Vega:''' -->'''Diego:''' You would have fought very bravely and died very quickly.\\
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'''de la Vega''': Except to a crippled old man just now.
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--->'''de la Vega:''' ''(referring to Alejandro's sword)'' Do you know how to use that thing?\\
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'''de la Vega:''' This is going to take a lot of work.
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'''Alejandro''': You were trying; ''she'' was succeeding. ''[Love scowls at that while [[ActuallyPrettyFunny Elena grins slightly]].]'' Forgive me, Captain Love. A shameless joke at your expense...[[TheGadfly And I hope it won't be the last]].
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'''Alejandro''': You were trying; ''she'' was succeeding. ''[Love scowls at that while [[ActuallyPrettyFunny Elena grins slightly]].]'' Forgive me, Captain Love. A shameless joke at your expense...[[TheGadfly And I hope it won't be the last]].last]].
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** Catharine Zeta Jones's facials, especially her borderline psychotic eyes when she whispers confirmation that Zorro is vigorous, are comedy gold.
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** Catharine Catherine Zeta Jones's facials, especially her borderline psychotic eyes when she whispers confirmation that Zorro is vigorous, are comedy gold.
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-->'''de la Vega:''' You would have fought very bravely and died very quickly.
-->'''Alejandro''': I'd have found a way. I've never lost a fight!
-->'''de la Vega''': Except to a crippled old man just now.
-->'''Alejandro''': I'd have found a way. I've never lost a fight!
-->'''de la Vega''': Except to a crippled old man just now.
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-->'''de la Vega:''' You would have fought very bravely and died very quickly.
-->'''Alejandro''':quickly.\\
'''Alejandro''': I'd have found a way. I've never lost afight!
-->'''defight!\\
'''de la Vega''': Except to a crippled old man just now.
-->'''Alejandro''':
'''Alejandro''': I'd have found a way. I've never lost a
-->'''de
'''de la Vega''': Except to a crippled old man just now.
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-->'''de la Vega:''' ''(referring to Alejandro's sword)'' Do you know how to use that thing?
-->'''Alejandro:''' The pointy end goes into the other man?
-->''{{Beat}}''
-->'''de la Vega:''' This is going to take a lot of work.
-->'''Alejandro:''' The pointy end goes into the other man?
-->''{{Beat}}''
-->'''de la Vega:''' This is going to take a lot of work.
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-->'''Alejandro:'''
'''Alejandro:''' The pointy end goes into the other
-->''{{Beat}}''
-->'''de
''{{Beat}}''\\
'''de la Vega:''' This is going to take a lot of work.
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-->'''Elena''': I broke the Fourth Commandment.
-->'''Alejandro''': You killed somebody?
-->'''Elena''': No, that is not the Fourth Commandment.
-->'''Alejandro''': ''[{{Beat}}]'' Of course not. What did you do to break the most sacred of Commandments?
-->'''Elena''': I dishonored my father.
-->'''Alejandro''': That's not so bad. Maybe they deserved it.
-->'''Alejandro''': You killed somebody?
-->'''Elena''': No, that is not the Fourth Commandment.
-->'''Alejandro''': ''[{{Beat}}]'' Of course not. What did you do to break the most sacred of Commandments?
-->'''Elena''': I dishonored my father.
-->'''Alejandro''': That's not so bad. Maybe they deserved it.
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-->'''Alejandro''':
'''Alejandro''': You killed
-->'''Elena''':
'''Elena''': No, that is not the Fourth
-->'''Alejandro''':
'''Alejandro''': ''[{{Beat}}]'' Of course not. What did you do to break the most sacred of
-->'''Elena''':
'''Elena''': I dishonored my
-->'''Alejandro''':
'''Alejandro''': That's not so bad. Maybe they deserved it.
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-->''[Alejandro walks over to Elena and Love on the dance floor]''
-->'''Elena''': Yes, were you looking for something?
-->'''Alejandro''': A sense of the miraculous in everyday life.
-->'''Captain Love''': ''[bemused]'' Really? Well, why don't you try looking somewhere else? The lady and I are trying to dance.
-->'''Alejandro''': You were trying; ''she'' was succeeding. ''[Love scowls at that while [[ActuallyPrettyFunny Elena grins slightly]].]'' Forgive me, Captain Love. A shameless joke at your expense...[[TheGadfly And I hope it won't be the last]].
-->'''Elena''': Yes, were you looking for something?
-->'''Alejandro''': A sense of the miraculous in everyday life.
-->'''Captain Love''': ''[bemused]'' Really? Well, why don't you try looking somewhere else? The lady and I are trying to dance.
-->'''Alejandro''': You were trying; ''she'' was succeeding. ''[Love scowls at that while [[ActuallyPrettyFunny Elena grins slightly]].]'' Forgive me, Captain Love. A shameless joke at your expense...[[TheGadfly And I hope it won't be the last]].
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-->''[Alejandro walks over to Elena and Love on the dance floor]''
-->'''Elena''':floor]''\\
'''Elena''': Yes, were you looking forsomething?
-->'''Alejandro''':something?\\
'''Alejandro''': A sense of the miraculous in everydaylife.
-->'''Captainlife.\\
'''Captain Love''': ''[bemused]'' Really? Well, why don't you try looking somewhere else? The lady and I are trying todance.
-->'''Alejandro''':dance.\\
'''Alejandro''': You were trying; ''she'' was succeeding. ''[Love scowls at that while [[ActuallyPrettyFunny Elena grins slightly]].]'' Forgive me, Captain Love. A shameless joke at your expense...[[TheGadfly And I hope it won't be the last]].
-->'''Elena''':
'''Elena''': Yes, were you looking for
-->'''Alejandro''':
'''Alejandro''': A sense of the miraculous in everyday
-->'''Captain
'''Captain Love''': ''[bemused]'' Really? Well, why don't you try looking somewhere else? The lady and I are trying to
-->'''Alejandro''':
'''Alejandro''': You were trying; ''she'' was succeeding. ''[Love scowls at that while [[ActuallyPrettyFunny Elena grins slightly]].]'' Forgive me, Captain Love. A shameless joke at your expense...[[TheGadfly And I hope it won't be the last]].
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* During the prologue, Zorro is making his escape and a soldier tries to shoot him in the back. The priest standing right in front of the soldier casually elbows him in the face hard enough to knock him out.
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* Elena's particularly hilarious when Rafael finds her naked in the barn after Zorro's escape. She's PLASTERED STUPID off her face with {{Post-Kiss-Catonia}} and puts minimal effort into hiding it, ultimately just enjoying her euphoria.
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* Elena's particularly hilarious when Rafael finds her naked in the barn after Zorro's escape. She's PLASTERED STUPID off her face with {{Post-Kiss-Catonia}} PostKissCatatonia and puts minimal effort into hiding it, ultimately just enjoying her euphoria.
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* When de la Vega is first training Alejandro, Alejandro whips his sword around in several fancy-looking movements...then de la Vega simply knocks the sword out of hands with one swipe.
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* When de la Vega is first training Alejandro, Alejandro whips his sword around in several fancy-looking movements... and then de la Vega simply knocks the sword out of hands with one swipe.his hands.
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* Elena's particularly hilarious when Rafael finds her naked in the barn after Zorro's escape. She's PLASTERED STUPID off her face with {{Post-Kiss-Catonia}} and puts minimal effort into hiding it, ultimately just enjoying her euphoria.
**Catharine Zeta Jones's facials, especially her borderline psychotic eyes when she whispers confirmation that Zorro is vigorous, are comedy gold.
**Catharine Zeta Jones's facials, especially her borderline psychotic eyes when she whispers confirmation that Zorro is vigorous, are comedy gold.
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-->''[Alenjandro walks over to Elena and Love on the dance floor]''
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* The [[SlapSlapKiss sword]] [[InterplayOfSexAndViolence fight]] between Zorro and Elena in the first film. More specifically the hilarious ShamefulStrip Zorro subjects Elena to that was pretty much the money shot of the entire marketing campaign.
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* The [[SlapSlapKiss sword]] [[InterplayOfSexAndViolence fight]] between Zorro and Elena in the first film.Elena. More specifically the hilarious ShamefulStrip Zorro subjects Elena to that was pretty much the money shot of the entire marketing campaign.
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* Alejandro as [[{{Jerkass}} Don Alejandro]] is such a [[RichIdiotWithNoDayJob delightful jerk]], it's hilarious.
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* Alejandro as [[{{Jerkass}} Don Alejandro]] is such a [[RichIdiotWithNoDayJob delightful jerk]], it's hilarious.hilarious.
* Alejandro getting a lot of enjoyment out of trolling Captain Love.
-->''[Alenjandro walks over to Elena and Love on the dance floor]''
-->'''Elena''': Yes, were you looking for something?
-->'''Alejandro''': A sense of the miraculous in everyday life.
-->'''Captain Love''': ''[bemused]'' Really? Well, why don't you try looking somewhere else? The lady and I are trying to dance.
-->'''Alejandro''': You were trying; ''she'' was succeeding. ''[Love scowls at that while [[ActuallyPrettyFunny Elena grins slightly]].]'' Forgive me, Captain Love. A shameless joke at your expense...[[TheGadfly And I hope it won't be the last]].
* Alejandro getting a lot of enjoyment out of trolling Captain Love.
-->''[Alenjandro walks over to Elena and Love on the dance floor]''
-->'''Elena''': Yes, were you looking for something?
-->'''Alejandro''': A sense of the miraculous in everyday life.
-->'''Captain Love''': ''[bemused]'' Really? Well, why don't you try looking somewhere else? The lady and I are trying to dance.
-->'''Alejandro''': You were trying; ''she'' was succeeding. ''[Love scowls at that while [[ActuallyPrettyFunny Elena grins slightly]].]'' Forgive me, Captain Love. A shameless joke at your expense...[[TheGadfly And I hope it won't be the last]].
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* Alejandro's first "fight" with Don de la Vega after de la Vega keeps him from fighting Captain Love.
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-->'''Alejandro''': I'd have found a way. I've never lost a fight!
-->'''de la Vega''': Except to a crippled old man just now.
-->'''de la Vega''': Except to a crippled old man just now.
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* Alejandro as [[{{Jerkass}} Don Alejandro]] is such a [[RichIdiotWithNoDayJob delightful jerk]], it's hilarious.
* "Do you know how to use that thing?" "Yes. *gestures* The pointy end goes into the other man." "...this is going to take a lot of work."
* "Do you know how to use that thing?" "Yes. *gestures* The pointy end goes into the other man." "...this is going to take a lot of work."
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* Alejandro as [[{{Jerkass}} Don Alejandro]] is such a [[RichIdiotWithNoDayJob delightful jerk]], it's hilarious.
* "Do you know how to use that thing?" "Yes. *gestures* The pointy end goes into the other man." "...this is going to take a lot of work."hilarious.
* "Do you know how to use that thing?" "Yes. *gestures* The pointy end goes into the other man." "...this is going to take a lot of work."
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** Also this scene:
-->'''de la Vega:''' ''(referring to Alejandro's sword)'' Do you know how to use that thing?
-->'''Alejandro:''' The pointy end goes into the other man?
-->''{{Beat}}''
-->'''de la Vega:''' This is going to take a lot of work.
-->'''de la Vega:''' ''(referring to Alejandro's sword)'' Do you know how to use that thing?
-->'''Alejandro:''' The pointy end goes into the other man?
-->''{{Beat}}''
-->'''de la Vega:''' This is going to take a lot of work.
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* Alejandro's first "fight" with Don de la Vega after de la Vega keeps him from fighting Captain Love.
-->'''de la Vega:''' You would have fought very bravely and died very quickly.
-->'''de la Vega:''' You would have fought very bravely and died very quickly.
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* The [[SlapSlapKiss sword]] [[InterplayOfSexAndViolence fight]] between Zorro and Elena in the first film.
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* The [[SlapSlapKiss sword]] [[InterplayOfSexAndViolence fight]] between Zorro and Elena in the first film. More specifically the hilarious ShamefulStrip Zorro subjects Elena to that was pretty much the money shot of the entire marketing campaign.
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* Alejandro as [[{{Jerkass}} Don Alejandro]] is such a [[RichIdiotWithNoDayJob delightful jerk]], it's hilarious.
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* Alejandro as [[{{Jerkass}} Don Alejandro]] is such a [[RichIdiotWithNoDayJob delightful jerk]], it's hilarious.hilarious.
* "Do you know how to use that thing?" "Yes. *gestures* The pointy end goes into the other man." "...this is going to take a lot of work."
* "Do you know how to use that thing?" "Yes. *gestures* The pointy end goes into the other man." "...this is going to take a lot of work."
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* The [[SlapSlapKiss sword]] [[InterplayOfSexAndViolence fight]] between Zorro and Elena in the first film.
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* The [[SlapSlapKiss sword]] [[InterplayOfSexAndViolence fight]] between Zorro and Elena in the first film.film.
* Alejandro as [[{{Jerkass}} Don Alejandro]] is such a [[RichIdiotWithNoDayJob delightful jerk]], it's hilarious.
* Alejandro as [[{{Jerkass}} Don Alejandro]] is such a [[RichIdiotWithNoDayJob delightful jerk]], it's hilarious.
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*** Perhaps some of Don Vega's education of Alejandro included some [[FourIsDeath Japanese texts.]]
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** The [[SlapSlapKiss sword]] [[InterplayOfSexAndViolence fight]] between Zorro and Elena in the first film.
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** The [[SlapSlapKiss Sword]] [[InterplayOfSexAndViolence fight]] between Zorro and Elena in the first film.
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** The [[SlapSlapKiss Sword]] sword]] [[InterplayOfSexAndViolence fight]] between Zorro and Elena in the first film.
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-->'''Alejandro''': That's not so bad. Maybe they deserved it.
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-->'''Alejandro''': That's not so bad. Maybe they deserved it.it.
** The [[SlapSlapKiss Sword]] [[InterplayOfSexAndViolence fight]] between Zorro and Elena in the first film.
** The [[SlapSlapKiss Sword]] [[InterplayOfSexAndViolence fight]] between Zorro and Elena in the first film.
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* Zorro pretending to be a priest and hearing a Confession. He gets the Ten Commandments wrong.
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* Zorro pretending to be a priest and hearing a Confession. He gets the Ten Commandments wrong.wrong.
** He doesn't just get them wrong - he has no idea which is which or what most of them are.
-->'''Elena''': I broke the Fourth Commandment.
-->'''Alejandro''': You killed somebody?
-->'''Elena''': No, that is not the Fourth Commandment.
-->'''Alejandro''': ''[{{Beat}}]'' Of course not. What did you do to break the most sacred of Commandments?
-->'''Elena''': I dishonored my father.
-->'''Alejandro''': That's not so bad. Maybe they deserved it.
** He doesn't just get them wrong - he has no idea which is which or what most of them are.
-->'''Elena''': I broke the Fourth Commandment.
-->'''Alejandro''': You killed somebody?
-->'''Elena''': No, that is not the Fourth Commandment.
-->'''Alejandro''': ''[{{Beat}}]'' Of course not. What did you do to break the most sacred of Commandments?
-->'''Elena''': I dishonored my father.
-->'''Alejandro''': That's not so bad. Maybe they deserved it.
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