Funny: The Mask of Zorro

  • Zorro pretending to be a priest and hearing a Confession. He gets the Ten Commandments wrong.
    • He doesn't just get them wrong - he has no idea which is which or what most of them are.
    Elena: I broke the Fourth Commandment.
    Alejandro: You killed somebody?
    Elena: No, that is not the Fourth Commandment.
    Alejandro: [Beat] Of course not. What did you do to break the most sacred of Commandments?
    Elena: I dishonored my father.
    Alejandro: That's not so bad. Maybe they deserved it.
    • Perhaps some of Don Vega's education of Alejandro included some Japanese texts.
  • The sword fight between Zorro and Elena in the first film.
  • Alejandro as Don Alejandro is such a delightful jerk, it's hilarious.
  • "Do you know how to use that thing?" "Yes. *gestures* The pointy end goes into the other man." "...this is going to take a lot of work."
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