Zorro pretending to be a priest and hearing a Confession. He gets the Ten Commandments wrong.
- He doesn't just get them wrong - he has no idea which is which or what most of them are.
Elena: I broke the Fourth Commandment.
Alejandro: You killed somebody?
Elena: No, that is not the Fourth Commandment.
Of course not. What did you do to break the most sacred of Commandments?
Elena: I dishonored my father.
: That's not so bad. Maybe they deserved it.
- Perhaps some of Don Vega's education of Alejandro included some Japanese texts.