History Funny / TheLegendOfVoxMachina

** Scanlan's magic song sounds suspiciously like he's trying to [[AnythingThatMoves seduce the lock]]. This may also be the payoff to a joke in "The World of Critical Role":

** A fan [[https://twitter.com/runesinger/status/1102660720724979712 captioned]] the shot of Travis, Laura, and Taliesin in bed as "My Husband, My D&D Husband, and Me".

** The implication that Vax, tiny next to Grog, has had ''seven points' worth'' of [[GroinAttack tagging]] already.

** Taliesin is sleeping with hands crossed over his chest like a vampire.

'''Laura:''' Yeah, it's weird, Sam.

** Keyleth manages to deal with a doberman merc by... puking in his mouth. He immediately pukes right afterwards.

* According to Keyleth, after this bar, the group has been banned from ''every'' bar in Emon.

** Earlier, Scanlan is so elated to see Pike after she heals his arm he asks her to marry him. She agrees. This flusters Scanlan when he asks if she was serious, and she playfully punches his arm saying she was kidding.

--> '''Vax:''' Dagger... dagger... dagger... wooden stake! Perfect!

'''Scanlan:''' Last name, 'Pedobear', maybe?\\

* Zahra continues the explanation, adding how the Slayer's Take had assumed the tomb destroyed, when Percy cheekily notes how annoyed she must be that Osyssa told Vox Machina before them. [[TwitchyEye Zahra's left eyebrow twitches twice]] before she replies with a faux-casual, "[[BlatantLies Hadn't crossed my mind.]]"

'''Kashaw:''' ''(nervous)'' Okay! That's -- it's awesome!

'''Percy:''' [[SarcasmMode Oh, "just petrified"]]?! ''REALLY''?!
* The two part ways with Vox Machina and Kash asks if "[[AffectionateNickname Antler's]]" was watching him walk off. Zahra just grins and tells him that Keyleth was watching him.

'''Grog''': [[BlatantLies Uh... I just love me some blueberry pie!]]\\

--->'''Percy''': Shit shit! I am ''very'' flammable!

* How does Scanlan defeat the giant Sphinx that just OTK'd his entire party? He sings a love ballad that moves the giant to tears. He wounded his heart with it. Scanlan himself is shocked that it worked!
* Everyone's reaction to Scanlan and Kamaljiori had not only bonded, but "Kammie" calling Scanlan a "Wise sage".

--> '''Keyleth:''' Without Pike, when don't have [[TheMedic a healer]], and without Grog, we don't have [[TheBigGuy our muscle]], and without [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers Scanlan]], we...have-\\

* Scanlan stopping a BreathWeapon from Raishan by sending a Scanlan's Hand right to her mouth, as if he's telling her to cover her mouth.

* When fighting the party, Osysa attempts to BreakThemByTalking by exposing their insecurities and self-doubt. But when she gets to Scanlan?

* The way Vox Machina perform a group huddle to decide on one of the challenges Kamaljiori presented to them.

** Grog brings up a time where he killed a giant worm creature by [[ManBitesMan biting]] [[TongueTrauma its tongue off]]. Then laughing in victory with the tongue still in its mouth.

** Vax launches them towards Umbrasyl's butt, Scanlan forms his Scanlan's hand and the two go straight into its butt. The shocked face the Hope Devourer makes is also icing on the cake, though the reactions of the others is pretty funny as well.

* [[LiteralMinded Grog]] is told he needs "stimulation" to get his muscles back. He thinks Pop-Pop means ADateWithRosiePalms. Notably the only time Wilhand sounds remotely stern with his kids.

-->'''Pike''': What?!\\
'''Grog''': I said [[BlatantLies "I sure love me some blueberry pie!"]]

--> '''Vox Machina''': The FUCK!?

* Percy geeking out over the Fey Wild and despite all the knowledge he's read on it, it only leads to him becoming increasingly disappointed and frustrated. In the watch along parties, Taliesin likens Percy to an otaku finally visiting Japan and becoming disappointed it's not at all what they thought it'd be.

-->'''"Trinket"''': Dayum, girl! You are super fucked up!\\

-->'''Grog''': (abnormally high-pitched) [[FateWorseThanDeath This is worse than death]]!

---> '''Grog:''' Oh gods! I'm as ''puny'' as '''Vax'''!!
** During the montage, Scanlan and Pike briefly use Grog as a raft to traverse some rapids, zip-line him through a forest with Agon's hand used as a grappling hook, and wind up in a tug-of-war with Grog acting as the rope with a ravenous wolf. Where's the wolf holding onto Grog? ''His [[GroinAttack balls]]'', with accompanying high-pitched screaming from the emaciated barbarian.
* Pike sighs when Scanlan falls back onto his usual flirty antics after she compliments him on being a good care-taker. He sighs and soon turns around to see a murder of crows pecking at a limp Grog who's screaming for help. At this point one must assume the Matron of Ravens has decided to torment both Vax ''and'' Grog.

--> '''Percy:''' Diplomacy! Work, for fuck's sake!!

-->'''Grog:''' Hi, Poppop, I fucked up!

* The group quickly run through the portal Garmelie summons for them. But right before leaving, Percy turns to look at Garmelie and claim that the Fey Wild was definitely better in the books.

* [[LiteralMinded Grog]] is told he needs "stimulation" to get his muscles back. He thinks Poppop means ADateWithRosiePalms. Notably the only time Wilhand sounds remotely stern with his kids.
-->'''Wilhand:''' SHUT THAT HAND! *slowly* Back it up.

--> '''Pike:''' Hey, why'd you have to call me a turd?\\

* Grog leading the herd. They should start preparing the ambush and the trap tomorrow morning. The herd grumbles, because they have to get up early after the party. Okay, they should start preparing the trap at noon. The herd grumbles, because they still have to eat and will still be hungover from the party last night.
--> '''Grog:''' Alright, we do need more time to plan prepare the trap properly. Tomorrow afternoon, we dig!
** The whole herd cheers.

--> '''Scanlan:''' Wait. I'm....''daddy''?!

** As Zara is revealed, Vex forcefully pushes Kash away as she puts on an excited tone at seeing Zara.

* Zara continues the explanation, adding how the Slayer's Take had assumed the tomb destroyed, when Percy cheekily notes how annoyed she must be that Osyssa told Vox Machina before them. [[TwitchyEye Zara's left eyebrow twitches twice]] before she replies with a faux-casual, "[[BlatantLies Hadn't crossed my mind.]]"

* Zara and Vex wade into the water to get to the next room. Pike unfortunately is on her tiptoes trying to keep her head above water.

* The monster Zara had summoned apparently petrifies its target when it hits them with its tentacles. A fact that doesn't help calm some of the Vox Machina members.

* The two part ways with Vox Machina and Kash asks if "[[AffectionateNickname Antler's]]" was watching him walk off. Zara just grins and tells him that Keyleth was watching him.

* In the final part of the second Q&A, Matt reveals the bird that gets ripped apart by plants in the Fey Realm was modelled on his and Marisha's pet bird Dagan. Matt and Marisha then ''forgot'' about this, and by the time the episode released, Dagan has passed away. [[BlackComedy They still found it hilarious.]]

--> '''Kash:''' The name's Kashaw, but you can call me "Kash".\\
'''Vex:''' (''leaning on him'') Hm, like money. So clever.\\
'''Kash:''' (''cringing'') Yeah, okay, you are very close.

* It's a blink-and-you'll-miss-it moment, but before Grog follows a butterfly into Earthbreaker Groon's temple he references the Anime Butterfly meme.

* One of the Slayer's Take members took the "combat" part of his Combat Wheelchair way too literally, attaching a pair of giant spikes to the front.

* A moment later, Grog falls into the butt crack and is relieved that "these titties" were there to save him. Cue a knowing smirk from Scanlan.
-->'''Grog:''' (''while Grog is waist deep inside the giant butt's...[[AssShove butthole]]'') ({{Beat}}) What?

* The introduction to [[TheTrickster Garmelie]]. Vex catches him drawing the party and at first they think he's spying on them, until they discover WHAT he's been drawing. Vex is drawn with [[GagBoobs Space Hopper-sized breasts]], Vax is BoundAndGagged by a muscular Keyleth, and Percy has [[GagPenis three massive dicks]], each with the head of one of his companions.

--> '''Grog:''' I saw it first!\\

'''Scanlon:''' Eh, I don't hate Grog's idea.