History Funny / TheLastStand

-->'''Schwartzenegger:''' What do you think this is, ''Film/ConanTheBarbarian''?

* Although most of the descriptions of weapons in Union City are plain and uninteresting, there are a few "[[JokeItem Joke Weapons]]" here and there: the highlights include the Cricket Bat ("Pretty sure the Australians invented this"), the Hockey Stick ("Some kind of Canadian Egg Flipper") and, of course, the [[GolfClubbing Golf Club]] (simply listed as "FORE!!!").

-->'''Guzman:'' Hey, that was a cool movie, man! That motherfucker was a badass!

* The first game at one point notes "Great, the fats ones are running now".

* In a case of ReadTheFreakingManual, some players of ''Dead Zone'' will accidentally equip a challenge book, only to find that it is too much to handle. The problem is that some of these challenge books, like the Underequiped book, can't be removed until a time limit has passed - with the aforementioned book having a timer of at least twelve hours, and increases the level requirements for weapons and gear by at least 6. Good luck if one isn't smart enough to save some of the lower leveled weapons in that case. Things can get worse from there. On the other hand, some, like the Blind Mice, are fairly easy to deal with and are just a minor annoyance. But, every so often, someone will complain about some issue, only to get asked if they read the description on the challenge book.

--> Tony, I called the pizza place but got some really weird answer so I'm going down there to get the pizza.

--> Tony, I called the pizza place but got some really weird answer so I'm not going down there to get the pizza.

** Not to mention the telephone pole incident

--> With [[ZombieApocalypse this whole thing going on]], I thought [[AbhorrentAdmirer you might stop trying to get in my pants]].[[TooDumbToLive But no, you kept at it]]. I wish I could just kill you, [[CruelMercy but I’m too nice for that]]. [[SpannerInTheWorks So I’m sabotaging your little escape plan]].

With [[ZombieApocalypse this whole thing going on]], I thought [[AbhorrentAdmirer you might stop trying to get in my pants]]. --> [[TooDumbToLive But no, you kept at it]]. I wish I could just kill you, [[CruelMercy but I’m too nice for that]]. [[SpannerInTheWorks So I’m sabotaging your little escape plan]].

With [[ZombieApocalypse this whole thing going on]], I thought [[AbhorrentAdmirer you might stop trying to get in my pants]]. [[TooDumbToLive But no, you kept at it]]. I wish I could just kill you, [[CruelMercy but I’m too nice for that]]. [[SpannerInTheWorks So I’m sabotaging your little escape plan]].
[[DeadpanSnarker Have fun with]] [[KillItWithFire your burning boat]],
Violet 3

* Although most of the descriptions of weapons in Union City are plain and uninteresting, there are a few "Joke Weapons" here and there: the highlights include the Cricket Bat ("Pretty sure the Australians invented this"), the Hockey Stick ("Some kind of Canadian Egg Flipper") and, of course, the Golf Club (simply listed as "FORE!!!").
* Upon arriving at the hospital in Union City you find a note scribbled on the wall.
--> "Well that quarantine went well, huh?"

* Although most of the descriptions of weapons in Union City are plain and uninteresting, there are a few "Joke Weapons" here and there: the highlights include the Cricket Bat ("Pretty sure the Australians invented this"), the Hockey Stick ("Some kind of Canadian Egg Flipper") and, of course, the Golf Club (simply listed as "FORE!!!").

* The first game at one point notes "Great, the fats ones are running now".

* After a while, the helpful sticky notes giving you useful information are replaced by sticky notes saying "Remember to write tomorrow's note" and "Call Mum if I live."