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-->'''Miyagi''': In Okinawa, belt mean no need rope hold up pants!

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-->'''Miyagi''': -->'''Miyagi:''' In Okinawa, belt mean no need rope hold up pants!



-->'''Daniel''': Hey, where'd all these cars come from?\\
'''Miyagi''': Detroit!

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-->'''Daniel''': -->'''Daniel:''' Hey, where'd all these cars come from?\\
'''Miyagi''': '''Miyagi:''' Detroit!



-->'''Daniel''': What are you doing?
-->'''Miyagi''': Man who catch fly with chopsticks, accomplish ''anything!''
-->'''Daniel''': May I try? ''(almost immediately catches the fly)'' Look! Mr. Miyagi! I did it!
-->'''Miyagi''': ''([[NotSoAboveItAll throws his chopsticks down in disgust]])'' You beginner luck!

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-->'''Daniel''': -->'''Daniel:''' What are you doing?
-->'''Miyagi''': -->'''Miyagi:''' Man who catch fly with chopsticks, accomplish ''anything!''
-->'''Daniel''': -->'''Daniel:''' May I try? ''(almost immediately catches the fly)'' Look! Mr. Miyagi! I did it!
-->'''Miyagi''': -->'''Miyagi:''' ''([[NotSoAboveItAll throws his chopsticks down in disgust]])'' You beginner luck!



-->'''Daniel''': But when am I gonna learn how to punch?
-->'''Miyagi''' ''(rocking the boat)'': Learn how punch when learn how keep dry!
-->'''Daniel''': ''(falls out of boat, yelps)''
-->'''Miyagi''' ''(laughing uproariously)'' Oh-ho, Daniel-san, you all wet behind ear! ''(Continues laughing, leaning back and nearly falling out of the boat)''

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-->'''Daniel''': -->'''Daniel:''' But when am I gonna learn how to punch?
-->'''Miyagi''' -->'''Miyagi:''' ''(rocking the boat)'': boat)'' Learn how punch when learn how keep dry!
-->'''Daniel''': -->'''Daniel:''' ''(falls out of boat, yelps)''
-->'''Miyagi''' -->'''Miyagi:''' ''(laughing uproariously)'' Oh-ho, Daniel-san, you all wet behind ear! ''(Continues laughing, leaning back and nearly falling out of the boat)''



-->'''Miyagi''': Now, stand to bow!

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-->'''Miyagi''': -->'''Miyagi:''' Now, stand to bow!



-->'''Miyagi''': No! [[JapanesePoliteness Not bow!]] (points to the front of the boat) ''BOW!''

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-->'''Miyagi''': -->'''Miyagi:''' No! [[JapanesePoliteness Not bow!]] (points to the front of the boat) ''BOW!''



-->'''Kreese''': All right, no one touches the ''primadonna'' until the tournament. Is that understood?

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-->'''Kreese''': -->'''Kreese:''' All right, no one touches the ''primadonna'' until the tournament. Is that understood?
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* In the first film, the Cobras and Daniel have a truce established until the tournament. However, Daniel attempts to stick it to the Cobras by asking a teacher to repeat for them what is implied to be a dry, boring lecture. This backfires when the Cobras all promptly scatter away to class, leaving Daniel to [[HoistByHisOwnPetard listen to it alone.]]

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* In the first film, the Cobras and Daniel have a truce established until the tournament. However, Daniel attempts to stick it to the Cobras Cobra Kais by asking a teacher to repeat for them what is implied to be a dry, boring lecture. This backfires when the Cobras all promptly scatter away to class, leaving Daniel to [[HoistByHisOwnPetard listen to it alone.]]
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* When Daniel is running from Johnny after turning a hose on him, he runs into the street while still wearing his shower costume, and causes a four car accident.
* When Daniel asks Miyagi about his skill at karate, he asks what kind of belt he has. Miyagi's reply: "[[MathematiciansAnswer Canvas]]. You like? JC Penney, $3.98!"
-->'''Miyagi''': In Okinawa, belt mean no need rope hold up pants!
* During the WaxOnWaxOff scene, Daniel takes note of just how many vehicles are in Miyagi's front yard.
-->'''Daniel''': Hey, where'd all these cars come from?\\
'''Miyagi''': Detroit!
* Watching Miyagi show Daniel "Wax on, Wax off" is pretty funny, since the audience understands what's going on (especially on a second viewing) before he does.
* Miyagi is doing his "catch the fly with the chopsticks" bit, and Daniel walks in.
-->'''Daniel''': What are you doing?
-->'''Miyagi''': Man who catch fly with chopsticks, accomplish ''anything!''
-->'''Daniel''': May I try? ''(almost immediately catches the fly)'' Look! Mr. Miyagi! I did it!
-->'''Miyagi''': ''([[NotSoAboveItAll throws his chopsticks down in disgust]])'' You beginner luck!
* This moment:
-->'''Daniel''': But when am I gonna learn how to punch?
-->'''Miyagi''' ''(rocking the boat)'': Learn how punch when learn how keep dry!
-->'''Daniel''': ''(falls out of boat, yelps)''
-->'''Miyagi''' ''(laughing uproariously)'' Oh-ho, Daniel-san, you all wet behind ear! ''(Continues laughing, leaning back and nearly falling out of the boat)''
* Miyagi instructs Daniel on how to learn the essentials of balance in martial arts, while on a fishing boat:
-->'''Miyagi''': Now, stand to bow!
-->([[LiteralMinded Daniel bows to Miyagi]])
-->'''Miyagi''': No! [[JapanesePoliteness Not bow!]] (points to the front of the boat) ''BOW!''
* When Miyagi requests the Cobra Kai leave Daniel alone to train for the All-Valley Karate Championships:
-->'''Kreese''': All right, no one touches the ''primadonna'' until the tournament. Is that understood?
* In the first film, the Cobras and Daniel have a truce established until the tournament. However, Daniel attempts to stick it to the Cobras by asking a teacher to repeat for them what is implied to be a dry, boring lecture. This backfires when the Cobras all promptly scatter away to class, leaving Daniel to [[HoistByHisOwnPetard listen to it alone.]]
* Miyagi finally gives Daniel some offense training and uses himself as a target.
-->'''Miyagi:''' Now punch hard. Hya! ''(Daniel punches him)'' What's the matter, you some kind of girl or something? Punch! Drive a punch! Not just arm! Whole body! Hip, leg, drive a punch! Make kiai! Hya! Hya! Give you power! Now try punch! Yosh!
-->'''Daniel:''' ''(punches)'' Hya!
-->'''Miyagi:''' Punch some more! Yosh!
-->'''Daniel:''' ''(punches)'' Hya!
-->'''Miyagi:''' Punch some more! Yosh!
-->'''Daniel:''' ''(punches)'' Hya!
-->'''Miyagi:''' Yosh!
-->'''Daniel:''' ''(punches)'' Hya!
-->'''Miyagi:''' Very good, Daniel-san! Yosh!
-->'''Daniel:''' ''(punches)'' Hya!
-->'''Miyagi:''' Yosh!
-->'''Daniel:''' ''(punches)'' Hya! Hey, pretty good, huh? Hya! ''(punches again while moving around)''
-->'''Miyagi:''' Hey, oi, oi...
-->'''Daniel:''' ''(moves around and punches)'' Look at this, Mr. Miyagi! Hey hey hey! Hya!
-->'''Miyagi:''' Matte, matte. ''(Daniel keeps hitting him)'' Wait wait. Daniel-san! ''(Daniel keeps hitting him)'' Wait, chotto chotto!
-->'''Daniel:''' ''(still punching Miyagi)'' What do you think, Mr. Miyagi? Huh?
-->'''Miyagi:''' ''(had enough and floors Daniel)'' HYA! TA! I tell you what Miyagi think! I think you dance around too much! I think you talk too much! I think you no concentrate enough!
* The part where Miyagi, Daniel and Ali trick a tournament official into letting her be on the sidelines so she could translate Miyagi's instructions.
--> '''Official:''' Hold it, hold it! Only teachers and students on the competition floor, I'm sorry.
--> '''Daniel:''' Oh, well he doesn't speak English and I can't understand his instruction without her. She's, she's his, uh, translator.
--> '''Miyagi:''' ''(speaks Japanese gibberish)''
--> '''Official:''' What'd he say?
--> '''Ali:''' He said you remind him of an uncle he has back in Tokyo.
--> '''Official:''' (smiles) I guess it's okay.
--> '''Miyagi:''' ''(speaks more Japanese gibberish)''
--> '''Official:''' What?
--> '''Ali:''' He says you're very kind.
--> '''Official:''' Oh, thank you.
--> '''Miyagi:''' Welcome.
--> '''Official:''' ''(looks bewildered)''
* Early in the tournament, while scouting the very flashy Darryl Vidal, Johnny can be seen [[FunnyBackgroundEvent in the background]] saying "He's not that good" to Kreese.
* Tommy's freakout in the Tournament when Daniel beats him, as he left himself wide open to attack, is hilarious.
* Bobby Brown's strange resemblance to [[Franchise/StarWars Luke Skywalker]]. For added bonus, he even [[https://www.reddit.com/r/cobrakai/comments/tlmhfe/bobby_luke_skywalker/ sounds like him whining]] when Kreese orders him to injure Daniel.
-->'''Bobby:''' But I'll be disqualified!\\
'''Luke:''' But I was going to Tosche Station to pick up some power converters!
* A likely blooper in the first film that wasn't caught: during his fight with Johnny, Daniel points at his injured knee... And Johnny ''immediately'' smashes it.
* After Johnny's nose gets bloodied, a member of the crowd, apropos of nothing, shouts [[NoSympathy "Johnny you're a creampuff!"]]

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