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7th Aug '17 12:39:56 AM NWolfman
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* Bob wincing as he braces for the impact of the out-of-control elevated train. Superhuman strength or not, [[RealityEnsues stopping a train with your bare hands]] ''[[[[RealityEnsues kind of hurts]]''.

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* Bob wincing as he braces for the impact of the out-of-control elevated train. Superhuman strength or not, [[RealityEnsues stopping a train with your bare hands]] ''[[[[RealityEnsues ''[[RealityEnsues kind of hurts]]''.
7th Aug '17 12:39:36 AM NWolfman
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* Bob sheepishly bracing for impact when he stops the elevated train from crashing. It's a small reminder that, yes, he has superhuman strength, but he's still ''stopping a train with his hands.'' Of ''course'' it's going to hurt at least a little!

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* Bob sheepishly bracing wincing as he braces for the impact when he stops of the out-of-control elevated train from crashing. It's a small reminder that, yes, he has superhuman strength, but he's still ''stopping train. Superhuman strength or not, [[RealityEnsues stopping a train with his hands.'' Of ''course'' it's going to hurt at least a little!your bare hands]] ''[[[[RealityEnsues kind of hurts]]''.
6th Aug '17 12:50:49 PM mikeymikesh
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** The [[Gratituous French]]:

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** The [[Gratituous French]]:{{Gratuitous French}}:
6th Aug '17 12:47:27 PM mikeymikesh
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** The gratituous French:

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** The gratituous French:[[Gratituous French]]:
5th Aug '17 6:06:20 PM infernape612
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-->'''Lucius''': So now, I'm in deep trouble. I mean, one more jolt of this death ray, and I'm an epitaph. Somehow, I manage to find cover, and what does Baron von Ruthless do?
-->'''Bob''': (''chuckles'') He starts monologuing?
-->'''Lucius''': He starts ''monologuing''! He starts, like, this prepared speech about how ''feeble'' I am compared to him, how ''inevitable'' my defeat is, how the ''world'' will ''soon'' be ''his''! Yadda yadda yadda.
-->'''Bob''': Yammering.
-->'''Lucius''': Yammering! I mean, the guy has me on a platter, [[WhyDontYouJustShootHim and he won't]] ''[[WhyDontYouJustShootHim shut up!]]''

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-->'''Lucius''': So now, I'm in deep trouble. I mean, one more jolt of this death ray, and I'm an epitaph. Somehow, I manage to find cover, and what does Baron von Ruthless do?
-->'''Bob''':
do?\\
'''Bob''':
(''chuckles'') He starts monologuing?
-->'''Lucius''':
monologuing?\\
'''Lucius''':
He starts ''monologuing''! He starts, like, this prepared speech about how ''feeble'' I am compared to him, how ''inevitable'' my defeat is, how the ''world'' will ''soon'' be ''his''! Yadda yadda yadda.
-->'''Bob''': Yammering.
-->'''Lucius''':
yadda.\\
'''Bob''': Yammering.\\
'''Lucius''':
Yammering! I mean, the guy has me on a platter, [[WhyDontYouJustShootHim and he won't]] ''[[WhyDontYouJustShootHim shut up!]]''



-->'''Bob:''' Can't you put this out?
-->'''Lucius:''' I can't lay down a layer thick enough! It's evaporating too fast!
-->'''Bob:''' What's that mean?
-->'''Lucius:''' It means IT'S HOT! And I'm dehydrated, Bob!
-->'''Bob:''' You're out of ice?! You can't run out of ice! I thought you could use the water in the air!
-->'''Lucius:''' THERE ''IS'' NO WATER IN THIS AIR! What's your excuse? You run out of muscle?!
-->'''Bob:''' I can't just go smashing through walls! The building's getting weaker by the second! It's gonna come down right on top of us!

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-->'''Bob:''' Can't you put this out?
-->'''Lucius:'''
out?\\
'''Lucius:'''
I can't lay down a layer thick enough! It's evaporating too fast!
-->'''Bob:'''
fast!\\
'''Bob:'''
What's that mean?
-->'''Lucius:'''
mean?\\
'''Lucius:'''
It means IT'S HOT! And I'm dehydrated, Bob!
-->'''Bob:'''
Bob!\\
'''Bob:'''
You're out of ice?! You can't run out of ice! I thought you could use the water in the air!
-->'''Lucius:'''
air!\\
'''Lucius:'''
THERE ''IS'' NO WATER IN THIS AIR! What's your excuse? You run out of muscle?!
-->'''Bob:'''
muscle?!\\
'''Bob:'''
I can't just go smashing through walls! The building's getting weaker by the second! It's gonna come down right on top of us!us!\\



-->'''Edna''': It will be bold! Dramatic!
-->'''Bob''': Yeah!
-->'''Edna''': Heroic!
-->'''Bob''': Yeah. Something classic, like, like Dynaguy. Oh, he had a great look! Oh, the cape and the boots...
-->'''Edna''': [''tosses a scrunched up paper ball at Bob's head''] No capes!
-->'''Bob''': Isn't that my decision?
-->'''Edna''': Do you remember Thunderhead? Tall, storm powers? Nice man, good with kids.
-->'''Bob''': Listen, E...
-->'''Edna''': November 15th of '58! All was well, another day saved, when... his cape snagged on a missile fin.
-->'''Bob''': Thunderhead was not the brightest bulb...
-->'''Edna''': Stratogale! April 23rd, '57! Cape caught in a jet turbine!
-->'''Bob''': E, you can't generalize about these things...
-->'''Edna''': Meta-Man, express elevator! Dynaguy, snagged on takeoff! Splashdown, sucked into a vortex! NO CAPES!

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-->'''Edna''': It will be bold! Dramatic!
-->'''Bob''': Yeah!
-->'''Edna''': Heroic!
-->'''Bob''':
Dramatic!\\
'''Bob''': Yeah!\\
'''Edna''': Heroic!\\
'''Bob''':
Yeah. Something classic, like, like Dynaguy. Oh, he had a great look! Oh, the cape and the boots...
-->'''Edna''':
boots...\\
'''Edna''':
[''tosses a scrunched up paper ball at Bob's head''] No capes!
-->'''Bob''':
capes!\\
'''Bob''':
Isn't that my decision?
-->'''Edna''':
decision?\\
'''Edna''':
Do you remember Thunderhead? Tall, storm powers? Nice man, good with kids.
-->'''Bob''':
kids.\\
'''Bob''':
Listen, E...
-->'''Edna''':
E...\\
'''Edna''':
November 15th of '58! All was well, another day saved, when... his cape snagged on a missile fin.
-->'''Bob''':
fin.\\
'''Bob''':
Thunderhead was not the brightest bulb...
-->'''Edna''':
bulb...\\
'''Edna''':
Stratogale! April 23rd, '57! Cape caught in a jet turbine!
-->'''Bob''':
turbine!\\
'''Bob''':
E, you can't generalize about these things...
-->'''Edna''':
things...\\
'''Edna''':
Meta-Man, express elevator! Dynaguy, snagged on takeoff! Splashdown, sucked into a vortex! NO CAPES!



-->'''Helen''': (''through teeth'') You know... ''Elastigirl''?
-->'''Edna''': '''''[[GenkiGirl DARLING!]]'''''

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-->'''Helen''': (''through teeth'') You know... ''Elastigirl''?
-->'''Edna''':
''Elastigirl''?\\
'''Edna''':
'''''[[GenkiGirl DARLING!]]'''''



---> '''Helen:''' Jack-Jack doesn't have any powers.
---> '''Edna:''' No? ...''Well'', he'll look fabulous anyway!

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---> '''Helen:''' --->'''Helen:''' Jack-Jack doesn't have any powers.
--->
powers.\\
'''Edna:''' No? ...''Well'', he'll look fabulous anyway!



--->'''Frozone''': This is a stain on my otherwise spotless endorsement record! You owe me one, Incredible!
--->'''Mr Incredible''': I never saw this! We were forced to go underground before the episodes were finished! You can't blame me!
--->'''Frozone''': [[ThirdPersonPerson Frozone]] is only involved in quality work! [[TakeThatUs Crappy animation reflects badly on me.]]
--->'''Mr Incredible''': Oh, for Pete's sake. It's not ''you!''
--->'''Frozone''': It's my likeness!
--->'''Mr Incredible''': It's a cartoon!
--->'''Frozone''': And now you have me involved in this commentary, ''further connecting me to work that is '''clearly inferior AND CONNECTING ME TO A RABBIT! DID YOU OKAY THE RABBIT?!'''''
--->'''Mr Incredible''': I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THE RABBIT, I DON'T KNOW WHERE THEY GOT THE RABBIT!
--->'''Frozone''': WELL SOMEBODY OKAY-ED THE RABBIT!

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--->'''Frozone''': This is a stain on my otherwise spotless endorsement record! You owe me one, Incredible!
--->'''Mr
Incredible!\\
'''Mr
Incredible''': I never saw this! We were forced to go underground before the episodes were finished! You can't blame me!
--->'''Frozone''':
me!\\
'''Frozone''':
[[ThirdPersonPerson Frozone]] is only involved in quality work! [[TakeThatUs Crappy animation reflects badly on me.]]
--->'''Mr
]]\\
'''Mr
Incredible''': Oh, for Pete's sake. It's not ''you!''
--->'''Frozone''':
''you!''\\
'''Frozone''':
It's my likeness!
--->'''Mr
likeness!\\
'''Mr
Incredible''': It's a cartoon!
--->'''Frozone''':
cartoon!\\
'''Frozone''':
And now you have me involved in this commentary, ''further connecting me to work that is '''clearly inferior AND CONNECTING ME TO A RABBIT! DID YOU OKAY THE RABBIT?!'''''
--->'''Mr
RABBIT?!'''''\\
'''Mr
Incredible''': I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THE RABBIT, I DON'T KNOW WHERE THEY GOT THE RABBIT!
--->'''Frozone''':
RABBIT!\\
'''Frozone''':
WELL SOMEBODY OKAY-ED THE RABBIT!



-->'''Bob''': Did I do something illegal?
-->'''Huph''': (''through gritted teeth'') Nnnnno...
-->'''Bob''': Are you saying that we shouldn't help our customers?
-->'''Huph''': The law ''requires'' that I answer 'no'...

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-->'''Bob''': Did I do something illegal?
-->'''Huph''':
illegal?\\
'''Huph''':
(''through gritted teeth'') Nnnnno...
-->'''Bob''':
Nnnnno...\\
'''Bob''':
Are you saying that we shouldn't help our customers?
-->'''Huph''':
customers?\\
'''Huph''':
The law ''requires'' that I answer 'no'...



--->"And we've all met people like him. They seem to work in Middle Management. They give you these speeches about life--"
--->"And how you don't deserve to be in it."

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--->"And we've all met people like him. They seem to work in Middle Management. They give you these speeches about life--"
--->"And
life--"\\
"And
how you don't deserve to be in it."



-->'''Bob:''' "I'm fired, aren't I?"
-->'''Dicker:''' [[SarcasmMode "Oh, y'ah think?"]]

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-->'''Bob:''' --->'''Bob:''' "I'm fired, aren't I?"
-->'''Dicker:'''
I?"\\
'''Dicker:'''
[[SarcasmMode "Oh, y'ah think?"]]



--->'''Mirage:''' ''[Nervously]'' Hello! You must be Mrs. Incre--\\

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--->'''Mirage:''' -->'''Mirage:''' ''[Nervously]'' Hello! You must be Mrs. Incre--\\



-->'''Bob:''' I should've told you I was fired, I admit it. But I didn't want you to worry.
-->'''Helen:''' You didn't want me to worry?! And now we're running for our lives through some God-forsaken jungle...
-->'''Bob:''' (''grinning at her'') You keep trying to pick a fight, but I'm still just happy you're alive!


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-->'''Bob:''' --->'''Bob:''' I should've told you I was fired, I admit it. But I didn't want you to worry.
-->'''Helen:'''
worry.\\
'''Helen:'''
You didn't want me to worry?! And now we're running for our lives through some God-forsaken jungle...
-->'''Bob:'''
jungle...\\
'''Bob:'''
(''grinning at her'') You keep trying to pick a fight, but I'm still just happy you're alive!

alive!



---> [[spoiler:'''Syndrome''']]: Is this the... Parr residence?
--->'''Kari''': HA-HA! YES! I'M KARI, THE BABY''[[TwitchyEye (twitch)]]''SITTER!
---> [[spoiler:'''Syndrome''']]: Uh... Hello, Kari... I'm, ah...
---> '''Kari''': YOU'RE MY REPLACEMENT! THANK HEAVENS YOU'VE COME! ''({{beat}})'' ...[[spoiler:What does the "S" stand for?]]
---> [[spoiler:'''Syndrome''']]: [[spoiler:(''fumbling'') For...sitter! Yeah, sitter. [[BlatantLies Originally I was going to have the initials for "Babysitter"]], but...then I'd be going around wearing a big BS, and (''chuckle'') [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar you understand why I couldn't go with that.]]]]

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---> [[spoiler:'''Syndrome''']]: --->[[spoiler:'''Syndrome''']]: Is this the... Parr residence?
--->'''Kari''':
residence?\\
'''Kari''':
HA-HA! YES! I'M KARI, THE BABY''[[TwitchyEye (twitch)]]''SITTER!
--->
(twitch)]]''SITTER!\\
[[spoiler:'''Syndrome''']]: Uh... Hello, Kari... I'm, ah...
--->
ah...\\
'''Kari''': YOU'RE MY REPLACEMENT! THANK HEAVENS YOU'VE COME! ''({{beat}})'' ...[[spoiler:What does the "S" stand for?]]
--->
for?]]\\
[[spoiler:'''Syndrome''']]: [[spoiler:(''fumbling'') For...sitter! Yeah, sitter. [[BlatantLies Originally I was going to have the initials for "Babysitter"]], but...then I'd be going around wearing a big BS, and (''chuckle'') [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar you understand why I couldn't go with that.]]]]



---> '''Mr. Dicker:''' [[DeadpanSnarker And you believed him.]]
---> '''Kari:''' [[spoiler:THE BABY WAS EXPLODING! YOU EVER SIT AN EXPLODING BABY, MR. DICKER?!]]

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---> '''Mr.--->'''Mr. Dicker:''' [[DeadpanSnarker And you believed him.]]
--->
]]\\
'''Kari:''' [[spoiler:THE BABY WAS EXPLODING! YOU EVER SIT AN EXPLODING BABY, MR. DICKER?!]]



--->'''Dash''': I'm alive! Yeah-hah! Woo-hoo! [guards notice him] Uh-oh.

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--->'''Dash''': -->'''Dash''': I'm alive! Yeah-hah! Woo-hoo! [guards notice him] Uh-oh.



--> '''Helen:''' What's this? ''(holding up a hair)''
--> '''Bob:''' Looks like a hair.
--> '''Helen:''' Whose hair?
--> '''Bob:''' I don't know. Cleaner's?
--> '''Helen:''' It's blond.
--> '''Bob:''' It's white.
--> '''Helen:''' It's platinum blond.
--> '''Bob:''' It's white old lady hair. The cleaner's.
--> '''Helen:''' This is not old hair!
--> '''Bob:''' Why don't you ask what you want to ask?
--> '''Helen:''' Are you having an affair?
--> '''Bob:''' Yeah. Me and the old lady. One look at her laundry and I had to have her. Are you nuts?

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--> '''Helen:''' -->'''Helen:''' What's this? ''(holding up a hair)''
-->
hair)''\\
'''Bob:''' Looks like a hair.
-->
hair.\\
'''Helen:''' Whose hair?
-->
hair?\\
'''Bob:''' I don't know. Cleaner's?
-->
Cleaner's?\\
'''Helen:''' It's blond.
-->
blond.\\
'''Bob:''' It's white.
-->
white.\\
'''Helen:''' It's platinum blond.
-->
blond.\\
'''Bob:''' It's white old lady hair. The cleaner's.
-->
cleaner's.\\
'''Helen:''' This is not old hair!
-->
hair!\\
'''Bob:''' Why don't you ask what you want to ask?
-->
ask?\\
'''Helen:''' Are you having an affair?
-->
affair?\\
'''Bob:''' Yeah. Me and the old lady. One look at her laundry and I had to have her. Are you nuts?



--> '''Violet:''' I'm not hungry for meatloaf.
--> '''Helen:''' Well, it is leftover night. We have steak, pasta... What are you hungry for?
--> '''Dash:''' (''teasingly'') Tony Rydinger.
--> '''Violet:''' Shut up!
-->'''Dash:''' Well, you are.
-->'''Violet:''' I said shut up, you little insect!
-->'''Dash:''' Well, she is!

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--> '''Violet:''' -->'''Violet:''' I'm not hungry for meatloaf.
-->
meatloaf.\\
'''Helen:''' Well, it is leftover night. We have steak, pasta... What are you hungry for?
-->
for?\\
'''Dash:''' (''teasingly'') Tony Rydinger.
-->
Rydinger.\\
'''Violet:''' Shut up!
-->'''Dash:'''
up!\\
'''Dash:'''
Well, you are.
-->'''Violet:'''
are.\\
'''Violet:'''
I said shut up, you little insect!
-->'''Dash:'''
insect!\\
'''Dash:'''
Well, she is!



-->'''Mr. Incredible:''' "Stand back ma'am: it could be dangerous."
-->'''Old Lady:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint "Oh, no; he's quite tame."]]

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-->'''Mr. --->'''Mr. Incredible:''' "Stand Stand back ma'am: it could be dangerous."
-->'''Old
\\
'''Old
Lady:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint "Oh, Oh, no; he's quite tame."]]]]



* The DVD includes the database of superheroes, with some recorded interviews. Many are funny: the MakesMeWannaShout hero has a sore throat, Dynaguy took his name from a diner, the heroine with absorption powers complains they are confused with flatulence, Mr. Incredible imitates a yodeling superhero...

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* The DVD includes the database of superheroes, with some recorded interviews. Many are funny: the MakesMeWannaShout MakeMeWannaShout hero has a sore throat, Dynaguy took his name from a diner, the heroine with absorption powers complains they are confused with flatulence, Mr. Incredible imitates a yodeling superhero...
13th Jul '17 8:19:27 AM Chiropteru
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* After escaping the volcano, the kids spend the night out in the jungle. In the morning, Dash wakes up first...and realizes with disgust that he's cuddled up with Violet in his sleep.

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* After escaping the volcano, the kids spend the night out in the jungle. In the morning, Dash wakes up first...and realizes with disgust that [[SleepCute he's cuddled up with Violet in his sleep.]]
6th Jul '17 6:38:50 PM igordebraga
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* The DVD includes the database of superheroes, with some recorded interviews. Many are funny: the MakesMeWannaShout hero has a sore throat, Dynaguy took his name from a diner, the heroine with absorption powers complains they are confused with flatulence, Mr. Incredible imitates a yodeling superhero...
26th Jun '17 5:33:51 PM ngh93
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* Helen walking in on Bob hugging Mirage, who had just set him free and told him that his family was alive.
--> '''Mirage''' (''awkwardly breaking her embrace with Bob and smoothing out her dress''): Oh, hello! You must be Mrs. Incre-\\
(''Helen sucker-punches her from across the room; Mirage crumples like a sack of potatoes'')
26th Jun '17 5:30:47 PM ngh93
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'''Principal''': (''places his hand on Bernie's shoulder''): Uh, Bernie...\\

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'''Principal''': (''places his hand on Bernie's shoulder''): shoulder'') Uh, Bernie...\\
23rd Jun '17 11:32:18 PM NWolfman
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* Helen walking in on Bob hugging Mirage, who had just set him free and told him that his family was alive.
--> '''Mirage''' (''awkwardly breaking her embrace with Bob and smoothing out her dress''): Oh, hello! You must be Mrs. Incre-\\
(''Helen sucker-punches her from across the room; Mirage crumples like a sack of potatoes'')


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** Helen threatening to ground her children if they don't stop screaming about being lost at sea.


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* Bob sheepishly bracing for impact when he stops the elevated train from crashing. It's a small reminder that, yes, he has superhuman strength, but he's still ''stopping a train with his hands.'' Of ''course'' it's going to hurt at least a little!
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