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8th Apr '15 12:33:34 PM BobTanaka
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---- * A teleportation fight Faye had with a ninja in ''Hard Magic'' led her to Lanceīs room. Too bad she didnīt know Lance sleeps in naked.
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---- * A teleportation fight Faye had has with a ninja in ''Hard Magic'' led leads her to Lanceīs room. Too bad she didnīt know Lance Unfortunately for her, [[BrainBleach he sleeps in naked.naked]]. ----
31st Mar '15 10:10:40 AM Flame
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-------- * A teleportation fight Faye had with a ninja in ''Hard Magic'' led her to Lanceīs room. Too bad she didnīt know Lance sleeps in naked.
8th Dec '14 4:53:32 PM BobTanaka
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** During the same battle: -->'''Sullivan:''' "The eyes are how they aim!" -->'''Narration:''' "It sounded kind of obvious when he put it like that."
8th Dec '14 4:52:10 PM BobTanaka
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* During the fight against the OCI robots near the end of ''Spellbound,'' Toru keeps commenting about how much better the Japanese models are: -->'''Toru:''' "Ours are faster!" --> (a bullet lands right next to his face) -->'''Toru:''' "And more accurate!"
17th Oct '14 9:30:21 AM BobTanaka
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* The narration during Faye's scenes is often this: --> "Faye felt rather plain and ordinary. Of course, Francis seemed to think she was pretty, but that ''wasn't'' the only reason she was going to go rescue him."
4th Sep '14 5:56:03 PM BobTanaka
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* Pretty much everything involving [[BunnyEarsLawyer Buckminster Fuller]].
3rd Sep '14 2:43:28 PM BobTanaka
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* Jake's answer to the Chairman's WeCanRuleTogether offer: --> '''Jake:''' "Whatever." --> '''The Chairman:''' [[DeadpanSnarker "You sum up so much philosophy in so few words."]]
30th Aug '14 10:19:36 AM BobTanaka
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* At one point, Jane is berating Jake for experimenting with extremely dangerous spells that require him to carve intricate designs on his own skin. Jake decides to {{troll}} her: -->'''Jane:''' "What's that one?" -->'''Jake:''' "This? I don't really know. Found it in a box of cracker-jacks, thought I'd slap it on and see what happened."
14th Jun '14 5:12:43 PM BobTanaka
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* In the first book, Browning and Pershing are discussing whether Faye might be working for the Imperium, and Browning dismisses it "unless they've found a spell to unlock the power of irresistible cuteness."
14th Jun '14 5:06:17 PM BobTanaka
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* A spoiler-filled, but hilarious example from the narration during the climax of the last book: [[spoiler: "if [the black hole] had gotten any bigger, it might have eaten the whole world, and then Faye would've felt really stupid."]]
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