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** At some point, when Wilbur and Tommy are at the top, Quackity climbs up to them... while playing the LetsPlay/{{Dream}} [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJFqdLg58i4 speedrunning music]]. Wilbur and Tommy immediately bolt, running away from Quackity as he repeatedly punches them.

** Tommy sings a bar from the [[LetsPlay/{{Dream}} Minecraft Manhunt theme]] during the chase.

* Charlie, Wilbur, and Ranboo putting on LetsPlay/{{Dream}} skins and beating the hell out of each other while blasting distorted speedrun music[[note]]"Trance Music For Racing Game"[[/note]] in the background. This final gag of pretending to be Dream ends up being the cause for Tommy laughing out loud for the third time.

* This video features Tommy and Co as several [[Franchise/MarvelCinematicUniverse MCU]] characters, with Tommy as Spider Man, Philza as Captain America, Wilbur as Ant Man, Charlie as Doctor Strange, and Schlatt as The Incredible Hulk. However, we don’t learn this until after Schlatt derails the intro by bluntly proclaiming his intent to [[NonSequitur kill Jared Leto]].

-->'''Tommy:''' ''(while slinging his webs) '' The spider has [[InherentlyFunnyWords splunked]]!

* Charlies incessant use of the word strange, except for the one time where it would be actually ''appropriate '' to say it, where he instead uses the word weird.
** His just as incessant references to the ‘Multiverse of Madness’.
* Schlatt discovers, to the dismay of everyone else, that, not only does being the hulk make him three times the size of the others, he can also jump and land hard enough to cause explosions that kill anyone caught in the vicinity. He refers to this as “busting” and does it [[{{Troll}} every time he gets the chance too]].
** Not long after this, Wilbur discovers that being Ant Man ''also '' allows him to grow larger, enough that he’s eye level with Schlatt. He then learns that they have the ability to destroy walls of blocks by walking through them, which the others use to [[MundaneUtility strip mine for resources]].
* Early in the video, roughly around the time Schlatt stops SpawnCamping the others, he demands that Charlie create a portal in front of his penis and another that’s level with his [[ScrewYourself ass]]. Charlie instead opens a portal to “cock world” and proclaims that he’s [[GroinAttack removed Schlatts genitals]]. He then goes onto threaten to make him “smooth back there” as Schlatt [[ComicalOverreacting loses his mind]].
* Philza decides at one point to roleplay Captain America as having DeliberateValuesDissonance, which presents us with this exchange:

-->'''Schlatt:''' We don’t do colonialism anymore.\\

'''Schlatt:''' ''(Starts wheezing with laughter) ''
* Schlatt ends up getting trapped underground while strip mining, so Charlie decides to help him out with his portals. This initially results in Charlie transporting him into the mirror dimension, then Charlie somehow manages to get both of them lost in a dimension consisting of nothing but a flat interstate crossover. They refer to this as [[TakeThat Ohio]]
** The two decide the best course of action is to teleport Philza to them (because he’s Captain America, you see), and ask him for help. What this results in is Schlatt jumping and breaking ''through the ground '', which somehow lands everyone back in the mirror dimension, which is just as inexplicably teeming with hostile mobs. Philza gets killed and decides that the only way to get out of there is by dying. Charlie, of course, puts it like this:
-->'''Charlie:''' Schlatt, I need you to [[DoubleEntendre step on me]]!

* Wilbur, {{Troll}} that he is, uses his abilities to repeatedly ruin Tommy and Phil's build project. Schlatt tells him off for this, right before [[HypocriticalHumor stomping a crater where the house was.]]
* The group eventually makes it into the nether, where by this point Schlatt and Charlie hav decided to swap their characters. One of Charlie’s first acts as Hulk is to destroy the blaze spawner that Tommy found. The situation swerves '''''hard ''''' into the weird territory when Tommy decides to become ''She ''-hulk, which leads to some some uncomfortable flirting that Schlatt has to witness. They then chase him when he tries to leaves.
** Then ''this '' is disrupted when Tommy starts talking about his “Hulk Hymen”, which shocks Charlie so much that he [[OocIsSeriousBusiness breaks character]] to [[EveryoneHasStandards chide him over it]].
* Tommy and Phil, somehow having managed to scrounge together the resources needed to get to The End, desperately scramble to complete the game just so they can be done with everyone else’s antics. Schlatt and Wilbur respond [[GoombaStomp predictably]], but Charlie suddenly demonstrates the ability to [[TimeMaster slow down time and even freeze other players completely]]. He does this to Wilbur, which, from his point of view, looks like he’s trapped in the void. Charlie refers to this as his “[[VulgarHumor Big Hole]]”.
** The whole group manages to find there way to The End, where all their abilities prove invaluable to defeating the Ender Dragon. All except for Charlie, who spends the whole fight, [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext for seemingly no particular reason]], growing to a size that dwarfs both Wilbur and Schlatt.
*** When the group actually does beat the game, Wilbur is the first to discover that, because of Charlie’s TimeMaster abilities, the credits are in slow motion, and they all have to sit through the [[PyrrhicVictory whole thing because there isn’t an option to skip]]. Wilbur reacts by [[TheScream screaming]].

* The literal ''first thing '' that happens is [[ButtMonkey James]] getting himself trapped in an obsidian cube off of his first broken block. The groups efforts to get him out of it (breaking more lucky blocks) results in them being transported onto a floating platform in the sky, repeatedly falling to their deaths, getting blown up, and getting set on fire. This all happens in the first ''minute and a half '' of the video starting.

*** When they do end up digging him out, James rapturously describes the experience as ‘like (he’s) been birthed.’
* Ranboo and Tommy decide to force James to essentially act as a guinea pig for the lucky blocks, with Tommy digging out a large ‘holy hole’ in the ground to put James into. When James complains that he wants to be financially compensated for doing this, Ranboo accuses him of CompensatingForSomething.
** The actual results of James doing this are that the ‘holy hole’ becomes more of a ‘holy crevice’. It is here that Tommy and James descend into [[WordSaladHumor babbling complete nonsense and chanting shame]] after Ranboo places down a sign saying ‘I Love Jesusa’. This stops when the group realizes they’ve just completely abandoned Kit to do this.

-->'''Kit:''' God I’m fucking lonely.

* James ends up finding a music box, which Tommy inserts a disc into without actually knowing what’s on it, the song that plays is Jump In The Cadillac, which for [[OldShame certain reasons]], Tommy absolutely ''[[BerserkButton hates]] ''. James takes to playing it repeatedly throughout the video.
* Tommy and Kit meet up and Tommy breaks a lucky block that contains a good number of diamonds, which sends the two into AcquiredSituationalNarcissism mode, demonstrated by them pulling up royalty free classical music, talking in exaggerated posh accents, and name dropping the current prime minister of England while they (mostly Tommy) deride James and Ranboo for being poor.
** James and Ranboo, before the aforementioned class war, try to break some more lucky blocks, but this only results in James getting trapped in ''another '' obsidian cube. Ranboo then proceeds to mine out every block except for the ones that would allow James to get free, but even when he does get out, he proceeds to break another block that [[BornUnlucky sends a swarm of Piglins after he and Ranboo]].
* Ranboo declares that the next lucky block he breaks after Tommy makes fun of him and James will contain eyes of ender, only to be immediately killed by a falling anvil when he breaks it.
* Tommy discovers that he actually broke his keyboard after smashing his desk in a fit of rage over James taunting him with the music box. The others try to get him to lick the underside of it, and Tommy ''almost does it '' before realizing it’s electric.
* The group getting to the nether goes right to shit the moment they get there, as Tommy uses his elytra to fly off, only to get trapped on an outcropping above the lava ocean because he [[DidntThinkThisThrough neglected to find more fireworks]]. He then breaks another lucky block that cause a swarm of spiders to push him into the lava, killing him. Meanwhile, James and Ranboo, [[TooDumbToLive having learned nothing from past experiences]], break another block that sends a horde of zombie pig men after them. This results in Tommy, who was engaged in a monologue after respawning, being punched into the lava ''again '' by Ranboo, [[ComedicSociopathy which he notably did]] ''[[ComedicSociopathy while running from the pig men]] ''
* James finally [[HopeSpot gets a good drop from on the lucky blocks]], and proceeds to brag about it to Tommy (who had just thrown the ‘Jump In The Cadillac’ disc into lava), only to get punched into lava by a random zombie. He then gets trapped in the obsidian cube ''[[RunningGag again]] ''.
* Tommy asks if the group wants to have some small talk, so the others start speaking [[LiteralMinded very quietly]], to Tommy’s confusion.
** The above is followed by Tommy asking if any of them can do an accent, to which Kit responds by pulling pitch perfect impressions of Stevie Griffin and Kermit The Frog right out of thin air.
* In a change of pace that just delights James, ''Ranboo '' gets trapped in the obsidian cube instead of him. This delight is short lived as Ranboo escapes without any trouble, prompting James to let out an [[InelegantBlubbering undignified wail]].
* The group attempts to use the lucky blocks to beat the Ender Dragon. That is, the other three use lucky blocks while Tommy [[StuffBlowingUp keeps placing an excessive amount of tnt at the dragons perch]]. This accomplishes little aside from destroying terrain and killing Kit. Other moments include:
** Ranboo getting a shulker box that causes him to float, which he tries to use to fist fight the dragon.
** James getting trapped in the obsidian cube '''[[OverlyLongGag again]] '''

** Kit getting the same floating effect Ranboo got, and ''also '' trying to punch the dragon with it.
*** By the end of the fight, The End is utterly destroyed by the groups use of lucky blocks, to such a degree that, even though they killed the dragon, [[ShootTheShaggyDog the portal out has been broken]], leaving all of them stuck in The End to be killed by the various hostile mobs that [[HoistByHisOwnPetard the blocks spawned in]].

[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5T4TMIXDqM link to video just in case]]

* Owen is married to a ''[[BestialityIsDepraved bee]]'' for some inexplicable reason. Said bee is also allergic to gluten, which prompts a complaint when they get a sandwich delivered, which leads to Charlie, who in this video is allergic to bees, getting stung and dying. [[UnexplainedRecovery He gets better, of course]], which allows him to then plan a heist ''with Owen'' to steal all of Schlatt's money.

* Soon, it becomes apparent that the others are just unable to kill Charlie for some reason, so Tommy tries to reason with everyone that they can just settle in the swamp and live a peaceful life, only for Charlie to "succumb to his wounds" and keel over dead, revealing that he ''also'' didn't have Schlatts fortune, [[AllForNothing rendering the whole thing pointless]].
** ''Meanwhile'', Eryn and Boosfer come across the empty restaurant and start trashing it, with Eryn filling the whole thing with TNT just as Schlatt and the others get back from the swamp, where Charlie once again gets himself killed by trying to futilely cover the lit TNT with his body. What follows are several deaths and the complete destruction of the diner, which Schlatt is just overjoyed about because [[NiceJobBreakingItHero now he can get a massive insurance payout to recoup his losses when he was running the restaurant normally]].

'''Wimothy:''' ''[[GilliganCut (firing wither skulls at Technoblade)]]'' WHAT FOREST? WHAT FOREST, TECHNOBLADE? WHAT FOREST? I'M COMING FOR YOU, ''WITHER'' YOU LIKE IT OR NOT!

** The second is with the End portal; stronghold portal rooms only have two blocks from the top of the stairs to the roof. Charlie has to resort to command teleportation to get to the end with everyone else.

** After Tommy discovers the lift-objects function of the Portal Gun (and that it works on mobs, too), he purports that a random zombie is his father. Schlatt asks Tommy to portal the "dad" to him and Tubbo... and the zombie burns up in the daylight as he goes through. [[MisBlamed Tommy blames Schlatt]]. Then Schlatt claims they're going to have to kill his mom, too... as zombies begin spawning again, and they go on a murder spree that comes across like an attempted familicide.

''({{beat}} as Schlatt shows to the camera a silver monkey with a clock for a face)\\

--->'''Tubbo:''' ''(singing)'' Phiiiiiiiiiil, Phiiiiiiiiiiiiiilza. Phiiiiiiiiiiiilza, Phil- FUCKING ''PISS'', AAARGH, OH GOD, AAAAH, AAAAH, AAAH, ''GOD FUCKING DAMMIT!''\\

'''Tommy:''' ''(hits one and starts getting attacked by a group of polar bears)'' DA- WHAT THE- WHY IS IT CU-\\

--->'''Charlie:''' We like to play a c- a couple little games, this one is my favorites, uh... Got your nose... Wait, that's...\\
'''Ranboo:''' Wait. Did it? I don't think that's supposed to hap- I don't think that's how it's supposed to happen.\\

'''Charlie:''' Wait everyone, my s- [[ItMakesSenseInContext WHERE'S MY SON'S NOSE?!]]\\

'''Ranboo:''' [[ItMakesSenseInContext No one knows... Oh I know. I can get rid of a lot more than just his nose.]] ''(Tommy laughs)'' Wait, was that... wait, really? Did that- Did that work?\\

* Charlie being back to his punny shenanigans come back in full force, and actually manage to make Tommy laugh compared to the previous YLYL video. For context, Wilbur asked Quackity a question about Ornithology and which bird had a large beak in order to get insects out of trees.

-->'''Charlie:''' The only legal esssential oil is [[OverlyLongGag cum.]] ''(leaves voice chat)''

'''Scott:''' [[DidntThinkThisThrough Oh.]]

*** Tommy himself then gets shot 200 blocks into the air, but manages to land a [[SoftWater water bucket clutch]]. Scott is really impressed... Until Tommy dabs, at which point Scott kills him with commands.

* Upon commenting that he doesn't have a sword to fight the Ender Dragon, Ranboo claims that "[he]'ll just fist-[[labelnote:*]]-fight?[[/labelnote]]" [the Ender Dragon], Scott immediately interrupts him by giving him a stack of arrows.

'''Jack:''' NO, IT WAS- NO!

* Scott giving TheReveal that only one person--the one who kills the Dragon--gets the $10,000 prize from [=MrBeast=]. Schlatt's reaction was to [[ChronicBackstabbingDisorder immediately start to try and kill Tommy]] because [[IfICantHaveYou if he couldn't get the money, no one could]].

'''Tommy:''' ''(taking some steak from a furnace)'' [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight Hey guys, I'm just trying to get the beef here.]]\\

* "If we're gonna speedrun this bitch- I've never spedran a bitch, that'd be so offensive..."

'''Quackity:''' -FUCKING STICK THIS SWORD UP BERT'S ASS!
* Wilbur yells at Tommy to come watch him mine... Then ''jumps into a ravine'', while still riding his horse. He then realizes he's very much stuck.
-->'''Wilbur:''' [--PHIL HELP, I'M IN A CAVE!--]
* Tommy gets shot by a skeleton, and respawns all the way back on the original mountain. He runs back while sad music plays, only to find the village abandoned. He then sees Phil at the bottom of the ravine and asks him to put some water down for him to jump into... Then gets shot by a skeleton ''again'', once again respawning at the mountain since he didn't right click a bed.

-->'''Quackity:''' Alright Philza Minecraft, it's time to get your blood!\\

--->'''Tommy:''' You're being a bully. You're like the kid who asked for my lunch money. I said, "No, Joseph." I said, "Joseph- Joseph, I know what happened to your mother, Joseph. [[NoodleIncident It was me!]]"
* Tommy and Wilbur start digging down to where Phil is. They drop down into a cave, two blocks away from lava... Then Quackity jumps down their hole and falls to his death.

** Eventually the conflict comes to an end when Tommy gives up.

--->'''Mexican Dream:''' Eyyy... Hey man? I'm smelling you! I'm gonna speedrun smell you, man!\\

'''Wilbur:''' Look at- Look at him! Look, he's torturing Philza!\\
'''Tommy:''' He's not tor- wait, let's see what he's saying ''(walks closer to Mexican Dream and Phil)''\\
'''Mexican Dream:''' SPEEDRUN ME A BED, HOMBRE!

'''Phil:''' ''(laughing)'' I can hear him- I just hear him ''screaming.''\\

--->'''Wilbur:''' OH, IT'S A- IT'S A- IT'S A SMALL HORSE!\\

'''Quackity:''' [[BestialityIsDepraved I will have sex with it.]]\\

'''Wilbur:''' These are- We call these long horses!

** Wilbur, Tommy and Quackity all run through the portal to go find Phil again... Only to see Phil get flung 100 feet into the air and splat on the ground.
** Tommy realizes they're never going to beat the dragon, considering the only person who still has a weapon left is Phil with a stone sword. He asks Wilbur whether they should jump in the Void or continue fighting the dragon... At which point Quackity leaps into the void while screaming. Tommy asks again, but then an enderman teleports in and starts attacking Wilbur, who also jumps into the void screaming.

-->'''Quackity:''' I have a band idea called '[[Franchise/AlvinAndTheChipmunks Alvin and the Chipmunks]]'!

'''Phil:''' [[DontMakeMeTakeMyBeltOff I'm crafting a belt!]]

'''Tommy:''' I'm a Twitch streamer-\\

* Wilbur hatches a scheme with Quackity to get Tommy and Phil to do all the work and bring them food "like baby birds". This leads to Wilbur and Quackity building a one block tall nest to live in and demand food from. Naturally, Tommy and Phil aren't having it.

--->'''Tommy:''' ''(to the baby zombie)'' So, which school do you go to? My other friends are looking for- You're not a [[StacysMom MILF]], are you?

'''Tommy:''' Phil, this is so hard to do anything 'cause-\\

-->'''Tommy:''' And so the children won, and the m- and the men died, who was the real winner? [[TakeAThirdOption The MILFs.]]

-->'''Phil:''' [[LampshadeHanging Abnormally bland name for a dragon.]]\\

'''Phil:''' ''(opens a chest in a village house with gold, iron, and food)'' Oh, shit! Okay! Ooh--\\

** In addition to that, it was later revealed that Wilbur and Quackity actually roleplayed ''a full-on dragon porno'' during the filming of the video (which was obviously edited out). This indicates that 1) the already (formerly) age-restricted video could have been even ''more'' NSFW, and 2) poor Tommy and Phil had to sit through the two's shenanigans.

-->'''Philza:''' Okay, next time we go- next time there's an event after c*vid's gone, I am gonna punt you straight into the fucking sun.
* While trying to convince Wilbur and Tubbo to join the rest of them, Tommy claims that they'll be better as a pack "like penguins". Tubbo cheerfully brings up that penguins mate for life...and it becomes readily apparent that [[InnocentInaccurate he's thinking of the wrong sort of "mate"]].

-->'''[=Charlie!Schlatt=]:''' Hey guys! Funny pun!\\
'''Tommy:''' [[DoubleTake Oh wait, oh wait]] ''(Schlatt pulls out a sword and starts swinging)'' [[OhCrap OH, WAIT, this is Schlatt- AHHHH!]] You do not wanna become me, Schlatt, you do not wanna be- you don't wanna be British, Schlatt!

-->'''[=Blaze!Tommy=]:''' I've been reading a lot of {{Website/BuzzFeed}}, guys.\\

'''[=Schlatt!Tommy=]:''' MMMM, I'm thinkin' about bad things! My name's Jschlatt and I'm bad, I'm a wrong'un! / [[SoundEffectBleep *redacted*]]\\
'''[=Tommy!Wilbur=]:''' [[PleaseSubscribeToOurChannel Turns out 50% of people who watch my videos find me annoying! So if you don't find me annoying while watching this]] [[KilledMidSentence vide]]-- ''(gets punched by Charlie and dies)''\\

'''Charlie:''' ''(laughing)'' "Hey guys, it's me, Slimecicle, ''I'm burgers!"'' [[SarcasmMode I can't believe you remembered my]] ''[[SarcasmMode famous catchphrase!]]''

'''Tommy:''' ''(spots him and screams)'' WHAT THE FU-!\\

'''Tommy:''' [[RapidFireNo No no no no no-]] run, Charlie, run!\\

-->'''Charlie:''' Me when taco bell!

'''Wilbur:''' [[ThisIsntHeaven It's red and hot!]]\\

'''Charlie:''' Okay, but it's so cool here! We got lots of eggs, floating around in here, all the eggs Wilbur threw in, they are all here--it's the great omelette of the beyond! COME TAKE A BITE, PHILZA!\\

* Wilbur offers "old man insurance" to Quackity and Tommy, and the offers "anti old man harassment" to Philza, who enthusiastically pays the price for it, i.e. his entire inventory. But when Phil asks what the insurance actually is, Wilbur yeets himself into the air.
-->'''Phil:''' Oh- oh... well, I feel like I just got robbed.
* Quackity donning a Joker persona and singing ''Hey There, Delilah''. Meanwhile, Wilbur [[BreakingTheFourthWall chats with Editor Larry]] since he is alone.

* Quackity (as Darth Vader) asks Wilbur if his great-grandmother has nice breasts. Wilbur tells Quackity that she's dead. Then Quackity jumps into the air for quite a long time, leaving Tommy and Wilbur in silence. Then Quackity lands, saying, "[[CrossesTheLineTwice I'm back from heaven. She does.]]" Tommy, Wilbur and Quackity proceed to absolutely ''lose it.''

'''Tommy:''' [[OverlyLongGag And knees, and knees, and toes, and toes, and toes!]]\\

'''Tommy:''' Kevin?! [[RapidFireNo NONONONONONONONO-]]\\

'''Charlie:''' Alright, [[CrossesTheLineTwice what Minecraft mob has]] ''[[CrossesTheLineTwice fat nuts?]]''

* When Tommy asks what the wizard's name is, he responds with "You may call me...Cockus Ballus!"

* Charlie, Wilbur, and Ranboo putting on LetsPlay/{{Dream}} skins and beating the hell out of each other while blasting distorted speedrun music[[note]]Trance Music For Racing Game[[/note]] in the background. This final gag of pretending to be Dream ends up being the cause for Tommy laughing out loud for the third time.

--->'''Charlie:''' Tubbo, I- I added a little water here so you can give that goop an extra sog.\\

* Tubbo turns out to have been in prison for a ''while.''

---->'''Tommy:''' My wife said she wants me to be more like Jack Manifold. I said... ''({{Beat}})'' [[LittleNo No.]]
** Schlatt tries to get the Funny Box to teleport Jack up even higher, but accidentally teleports him ''onto the catwalk leading to the exit.'' Jack starts trying to break the door down... until Charlie reminds him that his wife is out there still. Jack promptly gives up.

-->'''Tommy:''' Britain has a rule for the amount of wives you can have, and it's one. Alright? I broke that rule by... About seven or eight.\\

'''Charlie:''' That's literally only [[WritersCannotDoMath HALF AS FUNNY!]]

'''Tommy:''' Okay, well if you open the- [[ExplainExplainOhCrap fuck, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK!]]

---->'''Jack:''' Wait, I don't wanna do this! My wi- I- My wife, I don't wanna see her!\\
'''Tommy:''' NO, DON'T YOU DARE GET COLD FEET NOW, JACK, IF I GET HOME, I CAN ''SEE'' MY WI- what do you mean- your wife, you don't wanna see her? What fuckin...\\

'''Schlatt:''' We can just tell him our- our big prison is so fun, Tommy Innit got [[ExactWords high on life]].

-->'''Tommy:''' Please enjoy this video, [[SuddenlyShouting BECAUSE WE]] ''[[OOCIsSeriousBusiness DID NOT!]]''
* Having suffered through this mod pack before, Charlie goes through much of the video being a GenreSavvy quivering wreck.
-->'''Charlie:''' ''(already sounding like he's on the verge of a panic attack)'' Okay, so- so the first thing you gotta know is RL Craft [[{{Understatement}} is a]] ''[[{{Understatement}} little]]'' [[{{Understatement}} intense]], alright?!

-->'''Tommy:''' There's a Dark Nymph here. [[CasanovaWannabe Hey there, beautifu]]-- you don't have a face.

* Charlie's reaction to hearing Schlatt point out that a pressure plate is [[StatingTheSimpleSolution probably only connected to the door:]]

* The trio [[HopeSpot finds a tower filled with supplies]]...and Schlatt is ''immediately'' struck by lightning. As Tommy and Charlie freak out trying to figure out what the heck happened (with "wrath of God" being offered up), Schlatt looks fearfully at the cutout of the Pope in his room, starts praying, and ''tries to sacrifice his cat Jambo to the cutout.''

* Tommy starts the video by telling Phil they're safe in the end... Only for both of them to ''immediately'' get killed in two hits by angry endermen.
** When George and Tommy go off on their own, Ranboo -- who has an enderman-skin -- notices them staring at him, and runs over to go attack them like an actual enderman.

* Tommy finds an End Ship fairly early into the video and immediately raids it. In a battle with several Shulkers, he ends up putting on two pieces of diamond armour including a chestplate. Once the enemies are cleared out, he boasts about how things are about to change and tries to put the elytra on... only to discover that the chestplate has ''Curse of Binding'' on it, meaning he can't voluntarily take it off to put the elytra on.

'''Tommy:''' Why are they bullying Ranboo? What's he to be bullied for? [[ImmediateSelfContradiction Other than his- his shortsightedness, his lack of memory, his ugliness, the fact that he always wears a mask... Always talks about endermen]] ''[[ImmediateSelfContradiction all]]'' [[ImmediateSelfContradiction of the time, he's always streaming which gets on my nerves quite a lot...]]\\

** "[[ThatCameOutWrong I love my holes like I love my bo-]] [[LastSecondWordSwap wait...]]"

-->'''Tommy:''' ...[[ForgotTheDisability Oh.]]

-->'''Tommy:''' To the overworld! ''(is deposited back at End spawn)'' [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe Are you... are you fucki]]-- ''([[KilledMidSentence killed]] by an Enderman)''

'''[=Blaze!Charlie=]:''' Yo, did you just say ''(morphs into a bee and activates autotune)'' ''[[IncrediblyLamePun Buzz]]''feed!?

* ''Everything'' about Mexican Dream.[[note]]See tropes about his character [[Characters/DreamSMPDeceased here]], though it is unlikely that this series is canon to the Dream SMP.[[/note]]

* "Philza Minecraft, I would like to have sex with you." Said by [[AnythingThatMoves Quackity]]. Completely out of the blue. Riding a horse (while being so small that it looks like the horse is controlling itself). With a deep voice.

-->'''[=Tommy!Schlatt=]:''' [[WebVideo/DreamSMP Disc!]] / ''(in a horrible British accent)'' POGCHAMP!\\

** Ranboo getting a shucker box that causes him to float, which he tries to use to fist fight the dragon.

* The group attempts to use the lucky blocks to beat the Ender Dragon. That is, the other three use lucky blocks while Tommy [[StuffBlowingUp keeps placing an excessive amount of tnt at the dragons perch]]. This accomplishes little aside from destroying terrain and killing Kit. Other moment include

* Tommy asks if the group wants to have some small talk, so the other start speaking [[LiteralMinded very quietly]], to Tommy’s confusion.