History Funny / TheExpendables

** [[GeniusBruiser Gunnar's]] failed attempt at an improvised phosphate rock bomb.

** [[KnifeNut Lee]] disguised as a priest as mooks close in. The camera pans so his face can be seen in the hood, and he tells the unsuspecting mooks "By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you man and knife."

** He also accidentally rips off the door when trying to open it.

* A hilarious moment of BlackComedy when the last Sang soldier in the village runs up to [[TooDumbToLive all of the Expendables at once]], and they [[NoKillLikeOverkill open fire on him]]. Barney sums it up: [[BondOneLiner "Rest in pieces!"]]
* [[KnifeNut Lee]] disguised as a priest as mooks close in. The camera pans so his face can be seen in the hood, and he tells the unsuspecting mooks "By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you man and knife."

* Lee disguised as a priest as mooks close in. The camera pans so his face can be seen in the hood, and he tells the unsuspecting mooks "By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you man and knife."

* A hilarious moment of BlackComedy when the last Sang soldier in the village runs up to [[TooDumbToLive all of the Expendables at once]], and they [[NoKillLikeOverkill open fire on him]]. Barney sums it up: [[BondOneLiner "Rest in pieces!"]]

* A hilarious moment of BlackComedy when the last Sang soldier in the village runs up to [[NoKillLikeOverkill all of the Expendables at once]], and they open fire on him. Barney sums it up: [[BondOneLiner "Rest in pieces!"]]

* A hilarious moment of BlackComedy when the last Sang soldier in the village runs up to [[NoKillLikeOverkill all of the Expendables at once]], and they open fire on him. barney sums it up: [[BondOneLiner "Rest in pieces!"]]

* A hilarious moment of BlackComedy when the last Sang soldier in the village runs up to [[ThereIsNoOverkill all of the Expendables at once]], and they open fire on him. barney sums it up: [[BondOneLiner "Rest in pieces!"]]

-->'''Booker''': Yeah, and after five days of intense pain, the cobra died.

** He also accidentally rips off the door when trying to open it.

** Arnold Schwarzenegger in a Smart Car. "My shoe is bigger than this car!"

* The deleted scene, where Gunnar tells off the pirate leader for not having a parrot on his shoulder.

*** It's Mickey's "[[DidNotDoTheResearch interpretation]]" of ''[=~Charlotte's Web~=]'' that really sells the scene, though.

* [[strike:Two]] Three meta-OutOfCharacterMoments worth noting:

* The [[HilariousOuttakes Gag Reel]]. [[RunningGag Bruce Willis can't remember the name of the island, and Stallone can't hang up his damned gun belt.]]

* The GagReel. [[RunningGag Bruce Willis can't remember the name of the island, and Stallone can't hang up his damned gun belt.]]

* "Buddha. Pest."

* [[BadAss Jason Statham]] vs. {{Domestic Abuser}} {{Bastard Boyfriend}} and friends: [[GenreBlind "Don't worry, we got your back."]] [[HilarityEnsues Hilarity]] [[CurbstompBattle ensues.]]

** Mickey Rourke, keeping his look from TheWrestler and IronMan 2, now has an obsession with 'decorating' everything around him, whether it's Jason Statham's ''head'' or a guitar he's planning to smash up when it's completed.
*** It's Mickey's "[[DidNotDoTheResearch interpretation]]" of CharlottesWeb that really sells the scene, though.

* Jason Statham vs. {{Domestic Abuser}} {{Bastard Boyfriend}} and friends: "Don't worry, we got your back." [[HilarityEnsues Hilarity]] [[CurbstompBattle ensues.]]

* The exact moment when Terry Crews realises [[AwesomeButImpractical what a bad idea the AA-12 really was.]]

* Two meta-OutOfCharacterMoments worth noting:

*** It's Mickey's "interpretation" of CharlottesWeb that really sells the scene, though.

* [[WhatTheHellHero "Are you CRAZY?! YOU COULDA KILLED ME!!"]] [[ExactlyWhatIWasAimingAt "You're welcome!"]]

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