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6th Aug '15 8:39:42 AM DarkBee
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* Speaking of orcs, Ghorak Manor in Caldera has a few humorous areas. Creeper, the friendly Scamp with the 2nd most gold to barter in the vanilla game is on the 2nd level. Elsewhere, there is a female orc in a bedroom wearing armor up top... and nothing down below.
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* Speaking of orcs, Ghorak Manor in Caldera has a few humorous areas. Creeper, the friendly Scamp with the 2nd most gold to barter in the vanilla game is on the 2nd level. Elsewhere, there is a female orc in a bedroom wearing armor up top... and nothing down below.below. * The [[http://uesp.net/wiki/Morrowind:Ghost-Free_Papers note]] you have to deliver as proof that the Gateway ghost has finally disappeared.
7th Jun '15 8:44:46 PM GoldenSeals
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* There's a spell called Emasculate that you can buy. It [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything drains endurance]]. ** And just in case you didn't get the joke, there are a couple of bedrooms where you can find potions of Fortify Endurance under or behind the bed.
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* There's a spell called Emasculate that you can buy. It [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything drains endurance]]. ** endurance]]. And just in case you didn't get the joke, there are a couple of bedrooms where you can find potions of Fortify Endurance under or behind the bed.
1st Aug '14 3:24:38 PM LahmacunKebab
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* Speaking of orcs, Ghorak Manor in Caldera has a few humorous areas. Creeper, the friendly Scamp with the 2nd most gold to barter in the vanilla game is on the 2nd level. Elsewhere, there is a female orc in a bedroom wearing armor up top...and nothing down below.
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* Speaking of orcs, Ghorak Manor in Caldera has a few humorous areas. Creeper, the friendly Scamp with the 2nd most gold to barter in the vanilla game is on the 2nd level. Elsewhere, there is a female orc in a bedroom wearing armor up top... and nothing down below.
20th Jun '14 3:30:01 PM LBHills
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** And just in case you didn't get the joke, there are a couple of bedrooms where you can find potions of Fortify Endurance under or behind the bed.
3rd Jun '14 10:47:35 AM BeerBaron
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* The "Favors for Orcs" quest. It involves two orcs trying to hide from the guards for whatever reason, and you must play messenger boy between them. The first gives you a note to give to the other orc, saying that he's hiding "by the tree near a rock and another rock". He says that he's "good at hiding, so if you don't see me, that's where I am". When the quest is over, your journal notes that you "feel a bit stupider for ever having talked to either one of them".
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* The "Favors for Orcs" quest. It involves two orcs trying to hide from the guards for whatever reason, and you must play messenger boy between them. The first gives you a note to give to the other orc, saying that he's hiding "by the tree near a rock and another rock". He says that he's "good at hiding, so if you don't see me, that's where I am". When the quest is over, your journal notes that you "feel a bit stupider for ever having talked to either one of them".them". * Speaking of orcs, Ghorak Manor in Caldera has a few humorous areas. Creeper, the friendly Scamp with the 2nd most gold to barter in the vanilla game is on the 2nd level. Elsewhere, there is a female orc in a bedroom wearing armor up top...and nothing down below.
6th Oct '13 7:54:51 AM arix
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* Dagoth Ur's reaction when you start [[spoiler: attacking the Heart of Lorkhan.]]
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* Dagoth Ur's reaction when you start [[spoiler: attacking the Heart of Lorkhan.]]]] * The "Favors for Orcs" quest. It involves two orcs trying to hide from the guards for whatever reason, and you must play messenger boy between them. The first gives you a note to give to the other orc, saying that he's hiding "by the tree near a rock and another rock". He says that he's "good at hiding, so if you don't see me, that's where I am". When the quest is over, your journal notes that you "feel a bit stupider for ever having talked to either one of them".
31st Jul '13 9:32:37 AM linksmower
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* There's a spell called Emasculate that you can buy. It [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything drains endurance]].
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* There's a spell called Emasculate that you can buy. It [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything drains endurance]].endurance]]. * Dagoth Ur's reaction when you start [[spoiler: attacking the Heart of Lorkhan.]]
7th Jul '13 4:12:38 PM valbinooo
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* Crassius Curio. Besides the Squick he is simply so funny.
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* Crassius Curio. Besides the Squick he is simply so funny.funny. * There's a spell called Emasculate that you can buy. It [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything drains endurance]].
30th Jun '13 4:52:16 AM Viira
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* When your character is fighting and someone hits them, normally they grunt or give a gasp of pain, but on occasion, they'll yell "Stoooopid!"
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* When your character is fighting and someone hits them, normally they grunt or give a gasp of pain, but on occasion, they'll yell "Stoooopid!""Stoooopid!" * Crassius Curio. Besides the Squick he is simply so funny.
9th May '13 8:49:59 PM Dawnwing
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* And of course, there's always ''[[GettingCrapPastTheRadar The Lusty Argonian Maid]]''...
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* And of course, there's always ''[[GettingCrapPastTheRadar The Lusty Argonian Maid]]''...Maid]]''... * When your character is fighting and someone hits them, normally they grunt or give a gasp of pain, but on occasion, they'll yell "Stoooopid!"
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