History Funny / TheElderScrollsIIIMorrowind

25th Jul '17 10:32:17 AM Sonofstranger
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-->'''Dremora''': After I kill you I'm going to rape your corpse. Don't worry, I'll be gentle.

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-->'''Dremora''': After I kill you I'm going to rape your corpse. Don't worry, I'll be gentle.gentle.
* The "[[http://en.uesp.net/wiki/Morrowind:Viatrix,_The_Annoying_Pilgrim Annoying Pilgrim]]" quest, where you have to escort an incredibly obnoxious lady to the shrine inside the Ghostfence. The journal entries provide endless snark.
25th Jul '17 10:16:53 AM Sonofstranger
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** After the plaza he's in gets attacked by fabricants, and he points out that he's not blaming it on any witches [[note]]Which is ironic, since if you play through the Tribunal main quest, you find out that they ''were'' essentially summoned by a witch: [[spoiler:Almalexia]][[/note]]. And that it's still too hot.
10th May '17 9:00:57 AM Hawaii_Knut
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** The door to the room is also cracked, and has [[ThePeepingTom a pile of ashes]] on the other side.

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** The door to the room is also cracked, and has [[ThePeepingTom a pile of ashes]] on the other side.side.
* If you taunt a particular Dremora to attack you, he'll say... [[BlackComedyRape this]].
-->'''Dremora''': After I kill you I'm going to rape your corpse. Don't worry, I'll be gentle.
15th Jan '17 7:18:22 PM sinndogg
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* In the Bamz-Amschend ruins in the ''Tribunal'' expansion, you can discover a bed frame with two piles of ashes (all that remains of a pair of Dwemer after their entire race [[AscendToAHigherPlaneOfExistence suddenly vanished]]) on the floor underneath. There is a [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything Dwemer Tube]] (basically a metal pipe) under the bed, in between the ash piles, and a bottle of Dwemer Oil (listed as "p_dwemer_lubricant00" in the game files) off to the side.

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* In the Bamz-Amschend ruins in the ''Tribunal'' expansion, you can discover a bed frame with two piles of ashes (all that remains of a pair of Dwemer after their entire race [[AscendToAHigherPlaneOfExistence suddenly vanished]]) on the floor underneath. There is a [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything Dwemer Tube]] (basically a metal pipe) tube]] under the bed, in between the ash piles, and a bottle of Dwemer Oil (listed as "p_dwemer_lubricant00" in the game files) off to the side.
15th Jan '17 7:17:49 PM sinndogg
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* In the Bamz-Amschend ruins in the ''Tribunal'' expansion, you can discover a bed frame with two piles of ashes (all that remains of a pair of Dwemer after their entire race [[CriticalExistenceFailure suddenly vanished]]) on the floor underneath. There is a [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything Dwemer Tube]] (basically a metal pipe) under the bed, in between the ash piles, and a bottle of Dwemer Oil (listed as "p_dwemer_lubricant00" in the game files) off to the side.

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* In the Bamz-Amschend ruins in the ''Tribunal'' expansion, you can discover a bed frame with two piles of ashes (all that remains of a pair of Dwemer after their entire race [[CriticalExistenceFailure [[AscendToAHigherPlaneOfExistence suddenly vanished]]) on the floor underneath. There is a [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything Dwemer Tube]] (basically a metal pipe) under the bed, in between the ash piles, and a bottle of Dwemer Oil (listed as "p_dwemer_lubricant00" in the game files) off to the side.
15th Jan '17 7:11:33 PM sinndogg
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-->''[[NotHyperbole Yes, indeed. Sustained as she is by the necromantic arts, it may be that she can, in fact, go on forever.]] [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Chattering amiably. Without stopping. Ever.]]''

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-->''[[NotHyperbole Yes, indeed. Sustained as she is by the necromantic arts, it may be that she can, in fact, go on forever.]] [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Chattering amiably. Without stopping. Ever.]]'']]''
* In the Bamz-Amschend ruins in the ''Tribunal'' expansion, you can discover a bed frame with two piles of ashes (all that remains of a pair of Dwemer after their entire race [[CriticalExistenceFailure suddenly vanished]]) on the floor underneath. There is a [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything Dwemer Tube]] (basically a metal pipe) under the bed, in between the ash piles, and a bottle of Dwemer Oil (listed as "p_dwemer_lubricant00" in the game files) off to the side.
** The door to the room is also cracked, and has [[ThePeepingTom a pile of ashes]] on the other side.
18th Dec '16 10:19:15 AM Odacon_Spy
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-->''Yes, indeed. Sustained as she is by the necromantic arts, it may be that she can, in fact, go on forever. Chattering amiably. Without stopping. Ever.''

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-->''Yes, -->''[[NotHyperbole Yes, indeed. Sustained as she is by the necromantic arts, it may be that she can, in fact, go on forever. ]] [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Chattering amiably. Without stopping. Ever.'']]''
30th Oct '16 8:40:54 PM Bek-359
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* The [[http://uesp.net/wiki/Morrowind:Ghost-Free_Papers note]] you have to deliver as proof that the Gateway ghost has finally disappeared.

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* The [[http://uesp.net/wiki/Morrowind:Ghost-Free_Papers note]] you have to deliver as proof that the Gateway ghost has finally disappeared.disappeared.
* If you bring up the subject "Telvanni Hortator" with Therana, she will tell you an endless story that goes nowhere. You have the option to listen politely, or cut her off and ask to be named Hortator. If you listen politely long enough, the dialogue option will change to "stubbornly continue to listen politely" and the dialogue text will display:
-->''Mistress Therana continues to chatter amiably, with no sign of stopping. She looks like she could go on forever.''
-->''Yes, indeed. Sustained as she is by the necromantic arts, it may be that she can, in fact, go on forever. Chattering amiably. Without stopping. Ever.''
6th Aug '15 8:39:42 AM DarkBee
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* Speaking of orcs, Ghorak Manor in Caldera has a few humorous areas. Creeper, the friendly Scamp with the 2nd most gold to barter in the vanilla game is on the 2nd level. Elsewhere, there is a female orc in a bedroom wearing armor up top... and nothing down below.

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* Speaking of orcs, Ghorak Manor in Caldera has a few humorous areas. Creeper, the friendly Scamp with the 2nd most gold to barter in the vanilla game is on the 2nd level. Elsewhere, there is a female orc in a bedroom wearing armor up top... and nothing down below.below.
* The [[http://uesp.net/wiki/Morrowind:Ghost-Free_Papers note]] you have to deliver as proof that the Gateway ghost has finally disappeared.
7th Jun '15 8:44:46 PM GoldenSeals
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* There's a spell called Emasculate that you can buy. It [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything drains endurance]].
** And just in case you didn't get the joke, there are a couple of bedrooms where you can find potions of Fortify Endurance under or behind the bed.

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* There's a spell called Emasculate that you can buy. It [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything drains endurance]].
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endurance]]. And just in case you didn't get the joke, there are a couple of bedrooms where you can find potions of Fortify Endurance under or behind the bed.
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