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* Gaenor the Bosmer pauper in ''Tribunal'' pleads with the player for money. If they give him money, he'll ask for more in ever-increasing amounts. Trying to give him money you don't have or just saying "no" sends him into a blind rage. Keeping giving him money successfully and eventually he ask for ''one million gold''. Refuse and he'll fly into a rage, accept (and have the money) and... he'll fly into a rage since ''nobody'' has that much gold so you're obviously mocking him. Regardless of how much or little gold you give him, Gaenor eventually returns looking for "revenge" in [[BonusBoss full ebony armor and an absurd amount of Luck]].

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* Gaenor the Bosmer pauper in ''Tribunal'' pleads with the player for money. If they give him money, he'll ask for more in ever-increasing amounts. Trying to give him money you don't have or just saying "no" sends him into a blind rage. Keeping giving him money successfully and eventually he ask for ''one million gold''. Refuse and he'll fly into a rage, accept (and have the money) and... he'll fly into a rage since ''nobody'' has that much gold so you're obviously mocking him. Regardless of how much or little gold you give him, Gaenor eventually returns looking for "revenge" in [[BonusBoss full ebony armor and an absurd amount of Luck]].Luck.
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* When you attempt to "Admire" someone for persuasion, but fail, sometimes NPC's will say something like "I'd rather not" or "Not with you."

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* When you attempt to "Admire" someone for persuasion, but fail, sometimes NPC's will say something like "I'd rather not" or "Not with you.""
* A minor one on the Dwemer: In the Mages Guild's questline (most notably Edwinna Elbert's and Trebonius' ''Mystery of the Dwarves''), you will be able to find evidences that can help explain the reason behind the disappearance of the Dwemer race. You can find three books, one of them titled "Hanging Gardens on Western Coridale". Speaking with the Dwemeri scholars (Edwinna, Hasphat Antabolis, and the Telvanni wizard Baladas Demnevani) will make them note that the book may be a key in translating the Dwemer language as it was written in both Dwemeri and Aldmeris. The kicker? when you actually bring it to the last living Dwemer, [[spoiler:Yagrum Bagarn]]. he will note that the book was just ''a travel guide''. So much for making it a key to translating a language, and a lost one at that...
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** The effect in question (Fortify Acrobatics) normally ''does'' let you land safely ... but the scrolls only last seven seconds, which means they expire right around the peak of your jump.
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* Gaenor the Bosmer pauper in ''Tribunal'' pleads with the player for money. If they give him money, he'll ask for more in ever-increasing amounts. Trying to give him money you don't have or just saying "no" sends him into a blind rage. Keeping giving him money successfully and eventually he ask for ''one million gold''. Refuse and he'll fly into a rage, accept (and have the money) and... he'll fly into a rage since ''nobody'' has that much gold so you're obviously mocking him. Regardless of how much or little gold you give him, Gaenor eventually returns looking for "revenge" in [[BonusBoss full ebony armor and an absurd amount of Luck]].

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* Gaenor the Bosmer pauper in ''Tribunal'' pleads with the player for money. If they give him money, he'll ask for more in ever-increasing amounts. Trying to give him money you don't have or just saying "no" sends him into a blind rage. Keeping giving him money successfully and eventually he ask for ''one million gold''. Refuse and he'll fly into a rage, accept (and have the money) and... he'll fly into a rage since ''nobody'' has that much gold so you're obviously mocking him. Regardless of how much or little gold you give him, Gaenor eventually returns looking for "revenge" in [[BonusBoss full ebony armor and an absurd amount of Luck]].Luck]].
* When you attempt to "Admire" someone for persuasion, but fail, sometimes NPC's will say something like "I'd rather not" or "Not with you."
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* If you taunt a particular Dremora to attack you during the Tribunal Temple questline , he'll say... [[BlackComedyRape this]].

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* If you taunt a particular Dremora to attack you during the Tribunal Temple questline , questline, he'll say... [[BlackComedyRape this]].
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* If you taunt a particular Dremora in the Tribunal Temple questline to attack you, he'll say... [[BlackComedyRape this]].

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* If you taunt a particular Dremora in to attack you during the Tribunal Temple questline to attack you, , he'll say... [[BlackComedyRape this]].

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* If you taunt a particular Dremora to attack you, he'll say... [[BlackComedyRape this]].

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* If you taunt a particular Dremora in the Tribunal Temple questline to attack you, he'll say... [[BlackComedyRape this]].


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** Also from the Tribunal Temple, one particular pilgrimage has you giving a silver longsword to an incredibly bored Dremora. The poor guy has the long-suffering demeanor of an amusement park attendant who hates his job.
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* The "Favors for Orcs" quest. It involves two orcs trying to hide from the guards for whatever reason, and you must play messenger boy between them. The first gives you a note to give to the other orc, saying that he's hiding "by the tree near a rock and another rock". He says that he's "good at hiding, so if you don't see me, that's where I am". When the quest is over, your journal notes that you "feel a bit stupider for ever having talked to either one of them".

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* The "Favors for Orcs" quest. It involves two orcs trying to hide from the guards for whatever reason, and you must play messenger boy between them. The first gives you a note to give to the other orc, saying that he's hiding "by the tree near a rock and another rock". He says that he's "good at hiding, so if you don't see me, that's where I am". When the quest is over, your journal notes that you "feel a bit stupider for ever having talked to either one of them". Once you're done, the initial orc gives the player a "useless rock" he found as payment, an obvious attempt to weasel his way out of actually paying you for your services. Said useless rock is ''a diamond''.
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* And of course, there's always ''[[GettingCrapPastTheRadar The Lusty Argonian Maid]]''...

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* And of course, there's always ''[[GettingCrapPastTheRadar The ''The Lusty Argonian Maid]]''...Maid''...
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* Gaenor the Bosmer pauper in ''Tribunal'' pleads with the player for money. If they give him money, he'll ask for more in ever-increasing amounts. Trying to give him money you don't have or just saying "no" sends him into a blind rage. Keeping giving him money successfully and eventually he ask for ''one million gold''. Refuse and he'll fly into a rage, accept (and have the money) and... he'll fly into a rage since ''nobody'' has that much gold so you're obviously mockign him. Regardless of how much or little gold you give him, Gaenor eventually returns looking for "revenge" in [[BonusBoss full ebony armor and an absurd amount of Luck]].

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* Gaenor the Bosmer pauper in ''Tribunal'' pleads with the player for money. If they give him money, he'll ask for more in ever-increasing amounts. Trying to give him money you don't have or just saying "no" sends him into a blind rage. Keeping giving him money successfully and eventually he ask for ''one million gold''. Refuse and he'll fly into a rage, accept (and have the money) and... he'll fly into a rage since ''nobody'' has that much gold so you're obviously mockign mocking him. Regardless of how much or little gold you give him, Gaenor eventually returns looking for "revenge" in [[BonusBoss full ebony armor and an absurd amount of Luck]].

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