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** Sullivan's 'well alright, then' reaction to seeing that exchange.
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** Dignam walking outside Sullivan's office with his middle finger up in his direction, for the entire time he's in view of Sullivan's window incase his message is lost on Sullivan.
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-->'''Costello:''' Are you soft, Fitz? When I tell you to dump a body in the marsh, you dump him ''in'' the marsh. Not where some guy from John Hancock goes every Thursday to get a FUCKING BLOWJOB!

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-->'''Costello:''' Are you soft, Fitz? When I tell you to dump a body in the marsh, you dump him ''in'' the marsh. Not where some guy from John Hancock goes every Thursday to get a [[SuddenlyShouting TO GET A FUCKING BLOWJOB!BLOWJOB]]!!!
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* Sullivan goes to meet with Frank in a porno theater (with Costigan attempting to tail him). The guy sitting in front of his is obviously masturbating, and getting louder. Just as it sounds as if he's about to cum, he stands up and shows his dick to Sullivan... only for it to turn out to be Costello with a black flesh-colored dildo sticking out of his pants!

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* Sullivan goes to meet with Frank in a porno theater (with Costigan attempting to tail him). The guy sitting in front of his is obviously masturbating, and getting louder. Just as it sounds as if he's about to cum, come, he stands up and shows his dick penis to Sullivan... only for it to turn out to be Costello with a black flesh-colored dildo sticking out of his pants!
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* "Cittizins".

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* "Cittizins"."Cittizins".
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--> '''French:''' But she (his wife) [[DeadlyEuphemism got reliable]].
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-->'''Fitzy:''' [[ActuallyPrettyFunny ''(cracks up laughing)'']]

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-->'''Fitzy:''' [[ActuallyPrettyFunny ''(cracks (cracks up laughing)'']] laughing)]]

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-->'''Fitzy:''' I spent all fucking night dragging the poor bastard in there. Tell me how they find him so fast? Somebody walking a fucking dog? What fucking size of dog is that? Must be a big fucking dog, man. I spent all night doing it, man. I'm embarrassed. I still don't believe he was a cop. I don't believe it.
-->'''Costello:''' The ''cops''... are saying he's a cop... so I won't look for a cop. Are you soft, Fitz? When I tell you to dump a body in the marsh, you dump him ''in'' the marsh. Not where some guy from John Hancock goes every Thursday to get a FUCKING BLOWJOB!

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-->'''Fitzy:''' I spent all fucking night dragging the poor bastard in there. Tell me how they find him so fast? Somebody walking a fucking dog? What fucking size of dog is that? Must be a big fucking dog, man. I spent all night doing it, man. I'm embarrassed. I still don't believe he was a cop. I don't believe it.
-->'''Costello:''' The ''cops''... are saying he's a cop... so I won't look for a cop. Are you soft, Fitz? When I tell you to dump a body in the marsh, you dump him ''in'' the marsh. Not where some guy from John Hancock goes every Thursday to get a FUCKING BLOWJOB!
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--->'''Costello:''' The ''cops''... are saying he's a cop... so I won't look for a cop. Are you soft, Fitz? When I tell you to dump a body in the marsh, you dump him ''in'' the marsh. Not where some guy from John Hancock goes every Thursday to get a FUCKING BLOWJOB!

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--->'''Costello:''' -->'''Costello:''' The ''cops''... are saying he's a cop... so I won't look for a cop. Are you soft, Fitz? When I tell you to dump a body in the marsh, you dump him ''in'' the marsh. Not where some guy from John Hancock goes every Thursday to get a FUCKING BLOWJOB!
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-->'''Fitzy:''' I spent all fucking night dragging the poor bastard in there. Tell me how they find him so fast? Somebody walking a fucking dog? What fucking size of dog is that? Must be a big fucking dog, man. I spent all night doing it, man. I'm embarrassed. I still don't believe he was a cop. I don't believe it.
--->'''Costello:''' The ''cops''... are saying he's a cop... so I won't look for a cop. Are you soft, Fitz? When I tell you to dump a body in the marsh, you dump him ''in'' the marsh. Not where some guy from John Hancock goes every Thursday to get a FUCKING BLOWJOB!
-->'''Fitzy:''' [[ActuallyPrettyFunny ''(cracks up laughing)'']]
-->'''Costello:''' ''(hits Fitzy)'' [[SeriousBusiness DON'T LAUGH!]] [[VillainousBreakdown THIS AIN'T REALITY TV!]]
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-->'''Colin''': Do you have anyone inside Costello's organization now?

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-->'''Colin''': -->'''Man''': Do you have anyone inside Costello's organization now?
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* Costigan witnesses a Sikh shopkeeper nonchalantly respond to a couple Providence mafiosos pitifully trying to shake him down.
-->'''Mafioso:''' I cannot do this anymore. Please don't let me go back empty-handed. Please don't do this. I want to help you.
-->'''Shopkeeper:''' Come to my store next Friday, I'll give you the money.
-->'''Mafioso:''' This is Friday, Babu.
-->'''Shopkeeper:''' You keep on calling me "Babu". It's Singh, motherfucker.
-->'''Mafioso:''' I'm trying to help you.
-->'''Shopkeeper:''' You keep telling me I'm your friend. You don't even know my fucking name.
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* Fitzy has a spot of black humor after they kill Queenan: "That cop was tough. We were excessive with the cop."

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* Fitzy has a spot of black humor after they kill Queenan: "That cop was tough. We were excessive with the cop.""
* "Cittizins".
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* The lecture about dumping bodies in the marsh from Costello to Fitzy.

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* The lecture about dumping bodies in the marsh from Costello to Fitzy.Fitzy.
* Fitzy has a spot of black humor after they kill Queenan: "That cop was tough. We were excessive with the cop."
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** Ellerby through the whole scene is pretty hilarious. When talking about nabbing Costello, he grabs his crotch as he says "...and he are going to get him!!!!" Also, during the Chinese exchange, Ellerby is excitedly shouting "PATRIOT ACT!!! PATRIOT AAAAAAACT!!!!! because of the surveillance now allowed. Double points for it coming from unabashedly liberal Alec Baldwin.
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--> I thought you were supposed to go into shock! I'm not in shock! It fuckin' hurts!

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--> I thought you were supposed to go into shock! I'm not in shock! It fuckin' hurts!hurts!
* The lecture about dumping bodies in the marsh from Costello to Fitzy.
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* Ellerby to Sullivan (without a pause)

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* Ellerby to Sullivan (without a pause)pause and in a jocular, good natured tone)
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* The guy throwing the toy duck at Costigan.

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* The guy throwing the toy duck at Costigan.Costigan.
* Costigan kneecaps a criminal
--> I thought you were supposed to go into shock! I'm not in shock! It fuckin' hurts!
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-->'''Dignam:''' This shithole has more fuckin' leaks than the Iraqi navy.
-->'''Ellerby:''' Go fuck yourself.
-->'''Dignam:''' I'm tired from fuckin' your wife.
-->'''Ellerby:''' How's your mother?
-->'''Dignam:''' Good, she's tired from fuckin' my father.
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* The "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vu4y0CZFrZQ F*ing Short Version]]" of the movie. Even when trimmed down to nothing but the various F-Bombs in the film, [[ClusterFBomb it is still nearly three minutes long]].

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* The "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vu4y0CZFrZQ F*ing Short Version]]" of the movie. Even when trimmed down to nothing but the various F-Bombs in the film, [[ClusterFBomb it is still nearly three minutes long]].long]].
* The guy throwing the toy duck at Costigan.

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* The "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vu4y0CZFrZQ F*ing Short Version]]" of the movie. Even when trimmed down to nothing but the various F-Bombs in the film, [[it is still nearly three minutes long]].

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* The "https://www."[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vu4y0CZFrZQ F*ing Short Version]]" of the movie. Even when trimmed down to nothing but the various F-Bombs in the film, [[it [[ClusterFBomb it is still nearly three minutes long]].
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* After Barrigan shows up and saves Sullivan's ass, Sullivan looks at him and then, [[CrossesTheLineTwice almost innocently]], blows his head off.

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* After Barrigan shows up and saves Sullivan's ass, Sullivan looks at him and then, [[CrossesTheLineTwice almost innocently]], blows his head off.off.
* The "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vu4y0CZFrZQ F*ing Short Version]]" of the movie. Even when trimmed down to nothing but the various F-Bombs in the film, [[it is still nearly three minutes long]].
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-->'''Dignam''': Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe fuck yourself.

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-->'''Dignam''': Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe fuck yourself.yourself.
* After Barrigan shows up and saves Sullivan's ass, Sullivan looks at him and then, [[CrossesTheLineTwice almost innocently]], blows his head off.
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-->'''Collin''': Do you have anyone inside Costello's organization now?

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-->'''Collin''': -->'''Colin''': Do you have anyone inside Costello's organization now?
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** During Costigan's first meeting with Queenan and Dignam:

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** During Costigan's Sullivan's first meeting with Queenan and Dignam:

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* Ellerby to Sullivan (without a pause): "I'm gonna go have a smoke right now. You want a smoke? You don't smoke, do ya, right? What are ya, one of those fitness freaks, huh? Go fuck yourself."

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* Ellerby to Sullivan (without a pause): pause)
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"I'm gonna go have a smoke right now. You want a smoke? You don't smoke, do ya, right? What are ya, one of those fitness freaks, huh? Go fuck yourself."



* -->'''Collin''': Do you have anyone inside Costello's organization now?

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-->'''Collin''': Do you have anyone inside Costello's organization now?

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-->'''Dignam:''' Whoop-de-fuckin'-do.

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-->'''Dignam:''' Whoop-de-fuckin'-do.[[EstablishingCharacterMoment Whoop-de-fuckin'-do]].



* The cranberry juice scene. Just sheer shocking brilliant comedy.

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* The cranberry juice scene. Just sheer shocking brilliant comedy.comedy.
*-->'''Collin''': Do you have anyone inside Costello's organization now?
-->'''Dignam''': Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe fuck yourself.
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-->The cranberry juice scene. Just sheer shocking brilliant comedy.

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-->The * The cranberry juice scene. Just sheer shocking brilliant comedy.
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* Sullivan goes to meet with Frank in a porno theater (with Costigan attempting to tail him). The guy sitting in front of his is obviously masturbating, and getting louder. Just as it sounds as if he's about to cum, he stands up and shows his dick to Sullivan... only for it to turn out to be Costello with a black flesh-colored dildo sticking out of his pants!

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* Sullivan goes to meet with Frank in a porno theater (with Costigan attempting to tail him). The guy sitting in front of his is obviously masturbating, and getting louder. Just as it sounds as if he's about to cum, he stands up and shows his dick to Sullivan... only for it to turn out to be Costello with a black flesh-colored dildo sticking out of his pants!pants!
-->The cranberry juice scene. Just sheer shocking brilliant comedy.
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* Ellerby to Sullivan (without a pause): "I'm gonna go have a smoke right now. You want a smoke? You don't smoke, do ya, right? What are ya, one of those fitness freaks, huh? Go fuck yourself."

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* Ellerby to Sullivan (without a pause): "I'm gonna go have a smoke right now. You want a smoke? You don't smoke, do ya, right? What are ya, one of those fitness freaks, huh? Go fuck yourself.""
* Sullivan goes to meet with Frank in a porno theater (with Costigan attempting to tail him). The guy sitting in front of his is obviously masturbating, and getting louder. Just as it sounds as if he's about to cum, he stands up and shows his dick to Sullivan... only for it to turn out to be Costello with a black flesh-colored dildo sticking out of his pants!
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-->'''Dignam:''' Whoop-de-fuckin'-do.

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-->'''Dignam:''' Whoop-de-fuckin'-do.Whoop-de-fuckin'-do.
* Ellerby to Sullivan (without a pause): "I'm gonna go have a smoke right now. You want a smoke? You don't smoke, do ya, right? What are ya, one of those fitness freaks, huh? Go fuck yourself."

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