History Funny / TheDarkId

7th Aug '17 5:03:31 AM kawaiineko333
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* Route B sees the return of Id's italics. So what does he do in the prologue when the Engels are surrounded 2B and 9S? Have them sing Last Surprise from ''VideoGame/Persona5''.
27th Jul '17 3:38:00 PM kawaiineko333
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* Near the endgame of Ending A, 9S makes his BigDamnHeroes entrance by slamming his flight unit into Boku-Shi.
--> [[ComicBook/{{Superman}} Up in the sky... Is it a bird...? Is it a plane...?]]
--> *9S kamikazes his flight unit into Boku-Shi*
--> No, itís 9S destroying another goddamn Flight Unit! 9S, what the FUCK?! We were just mildly inconvenienced by that thing but otherwise had it mostly beaten. You could have just flown down here and provided support and we would have had that fight. Why did you think the best idea was to kamikaze it from space with your war mobile suit?! You stupid idiot child! Goddammit!
--> *9S is shown faceplanting into the ground, then bouncing towards 2B*
--> As a small consolation, we do get to immediately see 9S totally eat shit hard after his antics. So thatís fun.
23rd Jul '17 4:50:27 PM kawaiineko333
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* After 2B gets done fighting Adam in the Copied City, she's still very pissed at 9S due to him shooting a missile at the boss with only a 5-second warning.
--> '''2B''': 9S what the HELL was that about with the five second warning before that missile hit that giant machine? Huh? You nearly blew me up! You DID blow me up! I got launched all the way back to the shore and lost consciousness for EIGHT HOURS, 9S! Do you know how bad it is to be offline for EIGHT HOURS?! A machine could have just wandered on up and killed me at any point... Plus I lost *another* Flight Unit and Iím guessing, giving youíre hanging out here with that creepy weirdo machine, you lost yours too. Good work, 9S. Great! The Commander is going to be thrilled with us about that one... Those things cost the same as TEN [=YoRHa=] androids, 9S. Ten! 6O told me after the last set we lost and the Commander was pissed...
--> '''9S''': *twitch*
--> '''2B''': Five seconds. Really? No verbal warning? No... ĎHeads up, 2B! Missile launched!í You just throw up a five second general alert timer on the network HUD and thatís it? I know how missiles work. They take a while to arm. You had time to give a fair warning... But no. Donít want to ruin 9Sís missile surprise! I told Pod not to report you for desertion because I believed you had it handled. Maybe that was a bad call...
--> '''9S''': *groan*
--> '''2B''': You know I just remembered I have no idea what happened to that Pascal machine after the missile hit. I havenít seen him since then. That machine could be dead for all I know. So next time youíre at the machineís village, feel free to explain to that one machine with the pink bow where children come from and why you murdered her Uncle Pascal with a missile strike...
--> '''9S''': Ugh. 2...?
--> '''2B''': And another thing... that whole ďNinesĒ nickname? Stop trying to push that! I know nobody calls you Nines. All your friends call you that? What friend, 9S? WHAT FRIENDS? Iím the only person you EVER hang out with and thatís just because weíre assigned together. I was messing with my plug-in chip configuration for a good 20 minutes the other day in the middle of the Resistance Camp and you didnít even attempt to make the first bit of small talk with any of the Resistance androids. Not a one! I finished and you were just standing exactly where I left you leering at my butt. And donít think I donít know youíre staring there. I KNOW!
--> '''9S''': B-Bee...? *spits up blood*
--> '''2B''': I have NEVER heard you talk to anyone else! None of these people that supposedly call you ďNines.Ē Not even your Operator. Do you even HAVE an Operator, 9S? Operator 6O just sent me ANOTHER email full of cat pictures. I donít even KNOW what a cat is! Was it something humans ate? I have no idea. But she keeps sending me pictures of them and I keep accepting because sheís my friend. I have those and nobody has given me a stupid fake nickname, Nine-S.
--> '''9S''': Ugh...
--> '''2B''': You know what, 9S? Maybe one of your pals that call you Nines will come and help you out. Maybe you havenít nearly blown THEM up with a missile... Good luck with that...
--> Cue Ending I. "Idiot."
18th Jul '17 5:47:58 PM nombretomado
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'''Id:''' Yes I died. TV in hell is all PewDiePie [[LetsPlay LPs]], the latter seasons of Series/TwentyFour and Series/PrisonBreak, alongside VideoGame/{{DOTA2}} matches. It really isn't that much worse than modern programming back in the living world to be honest.

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'''Id:''' Yes I died. TV in hell is all PewDiePie LetsPlay/PewDiePie [[LetsPlay LPs]], the latter seasons of Series/TwentyFour and Series/PrisonBreak, alongside VideoGame/{{DOTA2}} matches. It really isn't that much worse than modern programming back in the living world to be honest.
12th Jul '17 5:11:49 AM NanoMoose
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* Chapter 2-4 has a FissionMailed where Zero's mouthyelling ends up causing an avalanche that buries her and Dito. The game acts like it's The End until she gets up and says it's not over. The way Dito turns to the camera and shrugs is like the game acknowledging Id going "Drakengard!"

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* Chapter 2-4 has a FissionMailed where Zero's mouthyelling yelling ends up causing an avalanche that buries her and Dito. The game acts like it's The End until she gets up and says it's not over. The way Dito turns to the camera and shrugs is like the game acknowledging Id going "Drakengard!"
12th Jul '17 5:10:48 AM NanoMoose
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* Chapter 2-4 has a FissionMailed where Zero's mouth ends up causing an avalanche to fall on her and Dito. The game acts like it's The End until she gets up and says it's not over. The way Dito turns to the camera and shrugs is like the game acknowledging Id going "Drakengard!"

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* Chapter 2-4 has a FissionMailed where Zero's mouth mouthyelling ends up causing an avalanche to fall on that buries her and Dito. The game acts like it's The End until she gets up and says it's not over. The way Dito turns to the camera and shrugs is like the game acknowledging Id going "Drakengard!"



* During the lull between routes, the denizens of the Drakengard LP thread began to discuss what kind of games Yoko Taro might make if he had a real budget and talent to back him up. The very next day, Yoko Taro showed up during Square Enix's E3 conference and revealed that not only was he working on [[VideoGame/NierAutomata a sequel to Nier]], but that Platinum Games were developing it]]. Cue utter meltdown in the thread.

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* During the lull between routes, the denizens of the Drakengard LP thread began to discuss what kind of games Yoko Taro might make if he had a real budget and talent to back him up. The very next day, Yoko Taro showed up during Square Enix's E3 conference and revealed that not only was he working on [[VideoGame/NierAutomata a sequel to Nier]], but that Platinum Games were developing it]].it. Cue utter meltdown in the thread.





















** Id starts off with one of the pre-made characters, Albert [[labelnote:note]]When it's commonly agreed upon that all three of the pre-made characters are terrible, with Albert having a trait which severely restricts how many perks he can get and ''cripplingly'' low agility.[[/labelnote]], and takes his first few steps into the Wasteland, rationalizing that although he's not the best fighter, he can surely survive. Cue GilliganCut of him being shot to death by bandits.

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** Id starts off with one of the pre-made characters, Albert [[labelnote:note]]When it's commonly generally agreed upon that all three of the pre-made characters are terrible, with Albert having a trait which severely restricts how many perks he can get and ''cripplingly'' low agility.[[/labelnote]], and takes his first few steps into the Wasteland, rationalizing that although he's not the best fighter, he can surely survive. Cue GilliganCut of him being shot to death by bandits.



'''Id:''' MaybeÖ MaybeÖ we ought to go check out that character creator properly, huhÖ?

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'''Id:''' MaybeÖ MaybeÖ Maybe... Maybe... we ought to go check out that character creator properly, huhÖ?huh...?
21st Jun '17 11:21:58 PM kawaiineko333
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* What picture does Id have in mind after 2B and 9S talk about shopping in the mall? Yoko Taro rolling on the floor shouting "NIER AUTOMATA T-SHIRT!"
19th Jun '17 11:53:29 AM kawaiineko333
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* Before taking the "Photographs" quest:
--> Alright. Yeah sure. Thatís just the [[Ride/DisneyThemeParks Magic Kingdom]]. Lady you wanna hop on a flight unit and point yourself eastward to get yourself over to UsefulNotes/{{Florida}}. Youíre on the wrong continent. The old human records show thatís where they sent their elderly to die in prison camp communes run by exiles from the least intelligent members of their clans. [[OnlyInFlorida Beware the Floridaman]]. Legends claim he was an [[ChaoticStupid agent of chaos]] who possessed people driving them to incredible acts of insanity and ill-conceived machinations.
16th Jun '17 5:27:45 AM kawaiineko333
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* In his livestream for Film/StreetFighter, when Guile comes out of Bison's temple after it's destroyed in the end, he plays Guile's theme to his friends and the stream's delight.
12th Jun '17 6:39:56 AM MightyKombat
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* Pretty much everything about the Goddess boss fight. From the pre-fight cutscene ("'''SWEET ZOMBIE JESUS FUCKING H. CHRIST!!!!'''") to Caim and Angelus's SarcasmFailure to "Butterholyfuckwhatiswrongwitheverythingbelowtheneck", the whole thing just takes the piss out of how retarded the plot just became.

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* Pretty much everything about the Goddess boss fight. From the pre-fight cutscene ("'''SWEET ZOMBIE JESUS FUCKING H. CHRIST!!!!'''") to Caim and Angelus's SarcasmFailure to "Butterholyfuckwhatiswrongwitheverythingbelowtheneck", the whole thing just takes the piss out of how retarded ridiculous the plot just became.
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