History Funny / TheDarkId

21st Jan '16 10:58:04 AM kawaiineko333
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* Id freaking right the hell out at [[ThatOneBoss Yunalesca's]] third form. --> "JESUS TAP-DANCING IN SPACE CHRIST!"
20th Jan '16 8:58:13 PM Bigbattle1990
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'''Caim:''' And also...a KILLED the '''grim reaper'''! I killed DEATH, dragon. I topped out. I don't want the new guy to be some pussy that dies in like a month after some [[Franchise/{{Castlevania}} jackass with a whip]] comes along and slaps him around a few times. Nah. Goddamn Caim was the only one to kill someone so hard that it killed Death and it's gonna stay that way for a very long time.\\
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'''Caim:''' And also...a I KILLED the '''grim reaper'''! I killed DEATH, dragon. I topped out. I don't want the new guy to be some pussy that dies in like a month after some [[Franchise/{{Castlevania}} jackass with a whip]] comes along and slaps him around a few times. Nah. Goddamn Caim was the only one to kill someone so hard that it killed Death and it's gonna stay that way for a very long time.\\
14th Dec '15 10:19:22 AM Morgenthaler
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** Id shows what happens when you give your character 1 INT. His character for this? [[{{Drakengard2}} Nowe!]]
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** Id shows what happens when you give your character 1 INT. His character for this? [[{{Drakengard2}} [[VideoGame/{{Drakengard2}} Nowe!]]
14th Nov '15 7:30:06 PM kawaiineko333
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* During the Bevelle Cloister of Trials, Id has some flashbacks to the conveyor belt maze in Metal Gear: Ghost Babel.
7th Nov '15 11:22:52 PM kawaiineko333
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* Id's BigWhat during the wedding crash when his party gets wiped by a kung fu robot by not only ejecting Auron and Rikku, but then killing Lulu the squishy black mage.
22nd Oct '15 5:44:01 PM nombretomado
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--->'''Leon:''' Game over. [[ZeldaIITheAdventureOfLink RETURN OF GANNON.]]\\
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--->'''Leon:''' Game over. [[ZeldaIITheAdventureOfLink [[VideoGame/ZeldaIITheAdventureOfLink RETURN OF GANNON.]]\\
12th Oct '15 3:12:07 PM kawaiineko333
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* Id's description of the Wendigo fight. --> So this is happening now. Meet the “Wendigo” according to Final Fantasy. Actual mythological wendigo are from Algonquian Native American folklore and are evil cannibal spirits of the winter that possess humans and force them to devour flesh. Sometimes the stipulation was a human got its Hannibal Lecter on first and the wendigo possession was just the spirit going “fuck YEAH I'm all about that, let's do this thing!” --> [[VideoGame/UntilDawn They also occasionally like to murder TV actors and actresses in their late 20s to early 30s trying to pass as uncanny valley looking teenagers.]]
11th Oct '15 9:01:24 PM Bufuman
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* Dona explains (in actual in-game dialog) to Tidus on the Mi'ihen Highroad that no one is able to pass into Mushroom Rock Road until the Crusaders conclude their operation there. Tidus, currently riding a chocobo (and NOT using in-game dialog) spends the entire conversation screaming lyrics from [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyXIII2 Crazy]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEUOOgNzOv4 Chocobo]] at her.
25th Sep '15 8:23:27 PM Bufuman
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Moving folders around so they're in alphabetical order. Also added an Unsorted folder.
[[folder:Final Fantasy X]] * [[http://i.imgur.com/oIjCU.jpg Tidus's]] [[http://s145.photobucket.com/user/thedarkid/media/FFX/8Luca/25/thefuuu.jpg.html reaction]] to the first time he sees Maester Seymour. -->'''Tidus''': ...What in the actual fuck...?! * [[{{Badass}} Auron's]] flashbacks to a misadventure that he, Jecht, and Braska got into. -->Exterior shot of the three of them at a strip club.\\ '''Braska''': I don't know about this...\\ '''Jecht''': Come on, it'll be fine! What are you worried about?\\ '''Braska''': But I'm married...with children!\\ '''Jecht''': Yeah ditto. So what? Are you gonna see them anytime soon on this pilgrimage thing?\\ '''Braska''': I suppose not.\\ '''Jecht''': And HOW far did you say the next city was?\\ '''Braska''': It is going to be a ways...\\ '''Jecht''': Right. And we’re all still men here, last I checked. Men got needs! And we’re gonna go ahead and get those needs out of our system tonight so we can focus on this pilgrimage crap fresh tomorrow.\\ '''Braska''': ...\\ '''Jecht''': You know it’s the right thing to do. C’mon Auron. I know you could use some relief for that stick up your ass.\\ '''Auron''': ...I suppose it can't hurt.\\ '''Braska''': *sigh* Fine.\\ '''Jecht''': Hahaha! There it is! Let’s get this party started up in here!\\ -->One hour later... the club is on fire.\\ '''Braska''': ...Yevon help us...\\ '''Jecht''': Okay, serious. NOBODY told me that a ‘Guado Firecrotch’ meant that the chick would literally shoot fireballs outta her business when she got pissed.\\ '''Auron''': What did you think would happen?!\\ '''Jecht''': I THOUGHT I was gonna get a show from a freaky tree elf chick.\\ '''Auron''': There was a STRICT no touching policy.\\ '''Jecht''': Look, I didn’t know there would be reading in a titty club. I don’t know how Spira works! This place is WEIRD! You guys gotta tell me this kinda stuff!\\ '''Braska''': ... * TDI's take on Yuna teaching Tidus to fake smile (with a bit of Photoshopping) brings forth equal measures of hilarity and horror. -->'''Yuna:''' Come on. What is that…? You can do better… Is that your best. Come on! Smile harder! Harder! Harder!\\ '''Tidus:''' Gimme a break, man. This is early 2001 graphics’ peak! Anymore and the polygons on my face are gonna…\\ '''Yuna:''' Harder!!\\ [[http://i.imgur.com/ErlRs.jpg Then this happens.]]\\ '''Tidus:''' WAAAAAH!!\\ '''Yuna:''' Oh my gosh! Too hard! You’re smiling too hard!\\ '''Tidus:''' I…I CAN’T STOP!! I CAN’T STOP IT!!\\ '''Yuna:''' W-What?! What… what should I do?!\\ '''Tidus:''' Get me a… Umm… Go get a doct—no! A scientist! Go get a scientist!\\ '''Yuna:''' Okay. Just hold on! [[/folder]]

[[folder: Xenogears]] * What finally pushes [[VideoGame/{{Xenogears}} Fei]] [[RantInducingSlight over the edge]] during a chat with Queen Shevat at the near end of disc 2. --->'''Queen Zephyr''': I understand. So let's keep believing... And hope for a miracle...\\ '''Fei''': ......Good lord, lady! Howabout an ‘I believe in you’ or ‘I know you can do it’ or something? It’s gonna take a *miracle* to succeed?! Tch. You know what? I’m friggin’ GLAD your stupid hippie Cloud City UFO got shot down! You Shevat people are just...just the WORST everything ever! You never help when you ought to. You make everyone else do your fighting for you while you sit around getting baked. And even then there's a chance you backstab everyone when you succeed. And even when you're not actively screwing over nations, you're still fucking up. Hey, remember your adviser, Wiseman? Yeah. That guy was my dad, Kahn, wearing a funny mask. And it was also GRAHF! Your top adviser was goddamn GRAHF! 'I used my POWER to kill everyone on the planet' Grahf. That is how goddamn awful a ruler you are Zephyr. So I’m now to go kick Deus ass. Why don't you go trip into a carbonite freezing cage or something so after this ends I can stick you in some courtyard somewhere as a monument to the biggest fuck up ruler the planet has every seen! Thanks for fucking NOTHING, Queen of Shevat.\\ '''Bart''': Holy crap, dude.\\ '''Fei''': *grumble* “I’ve been holding that one in for like a month... C’mon. Let’s go do some sidequests or something... ** "[[Literature/TheBible Father, forgive them for they know not what they]] [[VerbalTic chu]]." ** The RunningGag of, "Really? Fei Fong Wong? That's what you're going with?" ** Any time the tldr recaps make fun of the use of proper nouns without context, but [[http://lparchive.org/Xenogears-(by-The-Dark-Id)/Update%20112/ especially]]: --->'''Cain''': Goddammit! I told you kids not to use the Proper Noun! Now go back to bed!\\ '''Gazel Minister''': No, fuck YOU dad! We're using the Proper Noun!\\ '''Cain''': Me and my flatscreen TV laser says otherwise!\\ '''Gazel Minister''': RAAAAAHHH!!!\\ '''Cain''': I'm taking off the belt next time I have to come back here. ** [[http://lparchive.org/Xenogears-(by-The-Dark-Id)/Update%2074/ The summary of all the crap that's happened to Billy in about 24 hours]], mostly because it CrossesTheLineTwice. ** Not, of course, that this isn't in line with the rest of the party: --->''**Upon being faced with the massacre of Billy's entire church**''\\ '''Ellie:''' *sigh* Again...?\\ '''Bart:''' *yawn* Looks that way...\\ '''Billy:''' What are you two talking about?! This is...this is a massacre.\\ '''Bart:''' Yeah...probably should have mentioned we kinda run into a lot of massacres, disasters, and otherwise bad news... At first I thought it was just because of Fei being some sort of jinx. But...well...here we are...\\ '''Ellie:''' Yep...\\ '''Billy:''' What...? You two make this sound routine.\\ '''Bart:''' Look kid, in the last month I nearly drowned in quicksand. Twice. Was involved in a botched coup where I almost got shot up by like 50 dudes. Had my base invaded by a Gebler hit squad. And had that ship we were just riding dropped on me. On land.\\ '''Ellie:''' I had a botched mission result in contributing to the destruction of a rural village. I was nearly eaten by a dinosaur. Committed several acts of treason before deserting the military. I nearly had a giant bomber ship fall on me. And I had the airship I was riding blown up by a SAM.\\ '''Bart:''' Sorry about that. But, don’t forget when you got mind controlled and nearly blew up my ship’s engine.\\ '''Ellie:''' Oh yes. That too...\\ '''Billy:''' ...\\ '''Bart:''' And that Rico guy. Don’t even get me STARTED on what happened to him...\\ '''Billy:''' I am afraid to ask...\\ '''Bart:''' You know how he’s a giant green-skinned eyesore? Let’s just say he wasn’t green when he started rolling with us.\\ '''Billy:''' ...\\ '''Bart:''' Heh. Nah, I’m just bullshitting you with that last one. I’ve only talked to that guy like once ever. But I wouldn’t be surprised if that were the cases. ** Also from the ''VideoGame/{{Xenogears}}'' LP, the very first post holds some great lines: -->We go straight from bible quotes to space: the final frontier. What does God need with a starship? Well, just because it is God doesn’t mean He lacks the occasional lazy afternoon where He just feels like hitching a ride across town.\\ Anyhow, it is a very big starship. Or...well, maybe the cameraman is just massive and the spacecraft is really tiny due to a screwed up perspective...? Kinda makes you think, doesn’t it? Very deep.\\ See...? There’s even cute little space cities inside the thing. It looks like a lil’ human ant farm. Wait... No! Don’t tap on the glass! It specifically states you shouldn’t tap on the glass!\\ Well, Goddammit... I hope you’re happy now! Now nobody gets to look at the tiny space people anymore!\\ Anyhow, something seems to be going very wrong aboard the Galactica. Some jerk networked the mainframes to get more FPS in The Witcher 2 and now the Cylons are all up in everyone’s shit. Good job, Phil. I bet you couldn’t even make it past the tutorial fight. ** His comment when seeing Weltall knocking down a Gear mook with kung-fu -->'''The Dark Id''': Hmm... I was unaware that mecha suit could be, as quoted by the lord, be "knockethed the fuck out" ** [[http://lparchive.org/Xenogears-(by-The-Dark-Id)/Update%2054/ The Gazel Ministry]] manage to make even [[VillainsOutShopping playing]] ''VideoGame/DeusExHumanRevolution'' utterly obtuse: -->'''Gazel Minister #1''': Purchase the cloaking upgrade.\\ '''Gazel Minister #2''': We do not have enough points to purchase the upgrade.\\ '''Gazel Minister #3''': -He- would have had enough points to activate cloaking.\\ '''Gazel Minister #4''': [[MemeticMutation I didn't ask for this.]]\\ '''Gazel Minister #5''': It is just as it was 6 years ago.\\ '''Gazel Minister #6''': Nay. The unclean -Lambs- [[VideoGame/DeusExInvisibleWar Invisible War]] heresy is buried and forgotten.\\ '''Gazel Minister #7''': That does not rule out the possibility he planned it this way intentionally.\\ '''Gazel Minister #8''': [[MemeticMutation Ohmigod. JC. A bomb.]] ** Fei explaining the name he used to enter into the Bledavik tournament. -->'''Fei''': I'm the Dragon-slaying Slacker.\\ '''Bart''': I get the second part... but isn't 'dragon-slaying' a bit much?\\ '''Fei''': I beat a tyrannosaurus to death with Weltall a couple days before I met you.\\ '''Bart''': Yeah right.\\ '''Citan''': It is true. I delivered it to him with my Land Crab. [[CrazyAwesome He was attempting to fight it on foot prior to that.]]\\ '''Bart''': ({{Beat}})\\ '''Bart''': ...Remind me not to piss you off. ** [[http://lparchive.org/Xenogears-(by-The-Dark-Id)/Update%2014/ Bart's "special file".]] ** [[http://lparchive.org/Xenogears-(by-The-Dark-Id)/Update%2070/ Billy meets Tolone.]] -->'''Billy''': ...Do I know you from somewhere? ** EVERYONE'S reactions to [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment Chuthulhu the giant Chu-Chu]]. Even The Dark Id himself can't contain his disbelief. -->And so Chuthulhu grew five stories tall. Hello. '''''[[BigWhat WHAT?!?!]]''''' -->'''Achtzehn/[[spoiler:Nikolai]]''': ...\\ '''Achtzehn/[[spoiler:Nikolai]]''': ...\\ '''Achtzehn/[[spoiler:Nikolai]]''': ...You’ve got to be shitting me. -->'''Fei''': Hey, Bart.\\ '''Bart''': Yup.\\ '''Fei''': Am I high as shit or did the pink furry thing just grow like 20 times bigger...?\\ '''Bart''': Man, I don’t even care anymore.\\ '''[[BadassPreacher Billy]]''': Welp. I am officially an atheist.\\ '''Elly''': *sighs and grumbles something in Solarian* ** TDI's [[http://lparchive.org/Xenogears-%28by-The-Dark-Id%29/Citan/ list of Citan Uzuki's assholery during the game.]] ** Two words: [[http://lparchive.org/Xenogears-(by-The-Dark-Id)/Update%2078/ "Churettes Syndrome"]]. *** Two more words: [[http://lparchive.org/Xenogears-(by-The-Dark-Id)/Update%2083/ "Chuicide Bomber"]]. [[/folder]]

[[folder: Xenogears]] * What finally pushes [[VideoGame/{{Xenogears}} Fei]] [[RantInducingSlight over the edge]] during a chat with Queen Shevat at the near end of disc 2. --->'''Queen Zephyr''': I understand. So let's keep believing... And hope for a miracle...\\ '''Fei''': ......Good lord, lady! Howabout an ‘I believe in you’ or ‘I know you can do it’ or something? It’s gonna take a *miracle* to succeed?! Tch. You know what? I’m friggin’ GLAD your stupid hippie Cloud City UFO got shot down! You Shevat people are just...just the WORST everything ever! You never help when you ought to. You make everyone else do your fighting for you while you sit around getting baked. And even then there's a chance you backstab everyone when you succeed. And even when you're not actively screwing over nations, you're still fucking up. Hey, remember your adviser, Wiseman? Yeah. That guy was my dad, Kahn, wearing a funny mask. And it was also GRAHF! Your top adviser was goddamn GRAHF! 'I used my POWER to kill everyone on the planet' Grahf. That is how goddamn awful a ruler you are Zephyr. So I’m now to go kick Deus ass. Why don't you go trip into a carbonite freezing cage or something so after this ends I can stick you in some courtyard somewhere as a monument to the biggest fuck up ruler the planet has every seen! Thanks for fucking NOTHING, Queen of Shevat.\\ '''Bart''': Holy crap, dude.\\ '''Fei''': *grumble* “I’ve been holding that one in for like a month... C’mon. Let’s go do some sidequests or something... ** "[[Literature/TheBible Father, forgive them for they know not what they]] [[VerbalTic chu]]." ** The RunningGag of, "Really? Fei Fong Wong? That's what you're going with?" ** Any time the tldr recaps make fun of the use of proper nouns without context, but [[http://lparchive.org/Xenogears-(by-The-Dark-Id)/Update%20112/ especially]]: --->'''Cain''': Goddammit! I told you kids not to use the Proper Noun! Now go back to bed!\\ '''Gazel Minister''': No, fuck YOU dad! We're using the Proper Noun!\\ '''Cain''': Me and my flatscreen TV laser says otherwise!\\ '''Gazel Minister''': RAAAAAHHH!!!\\ '''Cain''': I'm taking off the belt next time I have to come back here. ** [[http://lparchive.org/Xenogears-(by-The-Dark-Id)/Update%2074/ The summary of all the crap that's happened to Billy in about 24 hours]], mostly because it CrossesTheLineTwice. ** Not, of course, that this isn't in line with the rest of the party: --->''**Upon being faced with the massacre of Billy's entire church**''\\ '''Ellie:''' *sigh* Again...?\\ '''Bart:''' *yawn* Looks that way...\\ '''Billy:''' What are you two talking about?! This is...this is a massacre.\\ '''Bart:''' Yeah...probably should have mentioned we kinda run into a lot of massacres, disasters, and otherwise bad news... At first I thought it was just because of Fei being some sort of jinx. But...well...here we are...\\ '''Ellie:''' Yep...\\ '''Billy:''' What...? You two make this sound routine.\\ '''Bart:''' Look kid, in the last month I nearly drowned in quicksand. Twice. Was involved in a botched coup where I almost got shot up by like 50 dudes. Had my base invaded by a Gebler hit squad. And had that ship we were just riding dropped on me. On land.\\ '''Ellie:''' I had a botched mission result in contributing to the destruction of a rural village. I was nearly eaten by a dinosaur. Committed several acts of treason before deserting the military. I nearly had a giant bomber ship fall on me. And I had the airship I was riding blown up by a SAM.\\ '''Bart:''' Sorry about that. But, don’t forget when you got mind controlled and nearly blew up my ship’s engine.\\ '''Ellie:''' Oh yes. That too...\\ '''Billy:''' ...\\ '''Bart:''' And that Rico guy. Don’t even get me STARTED on what happened to him...\\ '''Billy:''' I am afraid to ask...\\ '''Bart:''' You know how he’s a giant green-skinned eyesore? Let’s just say he wasn’t green when he started rolling with us.\\ '''Billy:''' ...\\ '''Bart:''' Heh. Nah, I’m just bullshitting you with that last one. I’ve only talked to that guy like once ever. But I wouldn’t be surprised if that were the cases. ** Also from the ''VideoGame/{{Xenogears}}'' LP, the very first post holds some great lines: -->We go straight from bible quotes to space: the final frontier. What does God need with a starship? Well, just because it is God doesn’t mean He lacks the occasional lazy afternoon where He just feels like hitching a ride across town.\\ Anyhow, it is a very big starship. Or...well, maybe the cameraman is just massive and the spacecraft is really tiny due to a screwed up perspective...? Kinda makes you think, doesn’t it? Very deep.\\ See...? There’s even cute little space cities inside the thing. It looks like a lil’ human ant farm. Wait... No! Don’t tap on the glass! It specifically states you shouldn’t tap on the glass!\\ Well, Goddammit... I hope you’re happy now! Now nobody gets to look at the tiny space people anymore!\\ Anyhow, something seems to be going very wrong aboard the Galactica. Some jerk networked the mainframes to get more FPS in The Witcher 2 and now the Cylons are all up in everyone’s shit. Good job, Phil. I bet you couldn’t even make it past the tutorial fight. ** His comment when seeing Weltall knocking down a Gear mook with kung-fu -->'''The Dark Id''': Hmm... I was unaware that mecha suit could be, as quoted by the lord, be "knockethed the fuck out" ** [[http://lparchive.org/Xenogears-(by-The-Dark-Id)/Update%2054/ The Gazel Ministry]] manage to make even [[VillainsOutShopping playing]] ''VideoGame/DeusExHumanRevolution'' utterly obtuse: -->'''Gazel Minister #1''': Purchase the cloaking upgrade.\\ '''Gazel Minister #2''': We do not have enough points to purchase the upgrade.\\ '''Gazel Minister #3''': -He- would have had enough points to activate cloaking.\\ '''Gazel Minister #4''': [[MemeticMutation I didn't ask for this.]]\\ '''Gazel Minister #5''': It is just as it was 6 years ago.\\ '''Gazel Minister #6''': Nay. The unclean -Lambs- [[VideoGame/DeusExInvisibleWar Invisible War]] heresy is buried and forgotten.\\ '''Gazel Minister #7''': That does not rule out the possibility he planned it this way intentionally.\\ '''Gazel Minister #8''': [[MemeticMutation Ohmigod. JC. A bomb.]] ** Fei explaining the name he used to enter into the Bledavik tournament. -->'''Fei''': I'm the Dragon-slaying Slacker.\\ '''Bart''': I get the second part... but isn't 'dragon-slaying' a bit much?\\ '''Fei''': I beat a tyrannosaurus to death with Weltall a couple days before I met you.\\ '''Bart''': Yeah right.\\ '''Citan''': It is true. I delivered it to him with my Land Crab. [[CrazyAwesome He was attempting to fight it on foot prior to that.]]\\ '''Bart''': ({{Beat}})\\ '''Bart''': ...Remind me not to piss you off. ** [[http://lparchive.org/Xenogears-(by-The-Dark-Id)/Update%2014/ Bart's "special file".]] ** [[http://lparchive.org/Xenogears-(by-The-Dark-Id)/Update%2070/ Billy meets Tolone.]] -->'''Billy''': ...Do I know you from somewhere? ** EVERYONE'S reactions to [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment Chuthulhu the giant Chu-Chu]]. Even The Dark Id himself can't contain his disbelief. -->And so Chuthulhu grew five stories tall. Hello. '''''[[BigWhat WHAT?!?!]]''''' -->'''Achtzehn/[[spoiler:Nikolai]]''': ...\\ '''Achtzehn/[[spoiler:Nikolai]]''': ...\\ '''Achtzehn/[[spoiler:Nikolai]]''': ...You’ve got to be shitting me. -->'''Fei''': Hey, Bart.\\ '''Bart''': Yup.\\ '''Fei''': Am I high as shit or did the pink furry thing just grow like 20 times bigger...?\\ '''Bart''': Man, I don’t even care anymore.\\ '''[[BadassPreacher Billy]]''': Welp. I am officially an atheist.\\ '''Elly''': *sighs and grumbles something in Solarian* ** TDI's [[http://lparchive.org/Xenogears-%28by-The-Dark-Id%29/Citan/ list of Citan Uzuki's assholery during the game.]] ** Two words: [[http://lparchive.org/Xenogears-(by-The-Dark-Id)/Update%2078/ "Churettes Syndrome"]]. *** Two more words: [[http://lparchive.org/Xenogears-(by-The-Dark-Id)/Update%2083/ "Chuicide Bomber"]]. [[/folder]] [[/folder]] [[folder: Unsorted/Miscellaneous]]

[[folder:Final Fantasy X]] * [[http://i.imgur.com/oIjCU.jpg Tidus's]] [[http://s145.photobucket.com/user/thedarkid/media/FFX/8Luca/25/thefuuu.jpg.html reaction]] to the first time he sees Maester Seymour. -->'''Tidus''': ...What in the actual fuck...?! * [[{{Badass}} Auron's]] flashbacks to a misadventure that he, Jecht, and Braska got into. -->Exterior shot of the three of them at a strip club.\\ '''Braska''': I don't know about this...\\ '''Jecht''': Come on, it'll be fine! What are you worried about?\\ '''Braska''': But I'm married...with children!\\ '''Jecht''': Yeah ditto. So what? Are you gonna see them anytime soon on this pilgrimage thing?\\ '''Braska''': I suppose not.\\ '''Jecht''': And HOW far did you say the next city was?\\ '''Braska''': It is going to be a ways...\\ '''Jecht''': Right. And we’re all still men here, last I checked. Men got needs! And we’re gonna go ahead and get those needs out of our system tonight so we can focus on this pilgrimage crap fresh tomorrow.\\ '''Braska''': ...\\ '''Jecht''': You know it’s the right thing to do. C’mon Auron. I know you could use some relief for that stick up your ass.\\ '''Auron''': ...I suppose it can't hurt.\\ '''Braska''': *sigh* Fine.\\ '''Jecht''': Hahaha! There it is! Let’s get this party started up in here!\\ -->One hour later... the club is on fire.\\ '''Braska''': ...Yevon help us...\\ '''Jecht''': Okay, serious. NOBODY told me that a ‘Guado Firecrotch’ meant that the chick would literally shoot fireballs outta her business when she got pissed.\\ '''Auron''': What did you think would happen?!\\ '''Jecht''': I THOUGHT I was gonna get a show from a freaky tree elf chick.\\ '''Auron''': There was a STRICT no touching policy.\\ '''Jecht''': Look, I didn’t know there would be reading in a titty club. I don’t know how Spira works! This place is WEIRD! You guys gotta tell me this kinda stuff!\\ '''Braska''': ... * TDI's take on Yuna teaching Tidus to fake smile (with a bit of Photoshopping) brings forth equal measures of hilarity and horror. -->'''Yuna:''' Come on. What is that…? You can do better… Is that your best. Come on! Smile harder! Harder! Harder!\\ '''Tidus:''' Gimme a break, man. This is early 2001 graphics’ peak! Anymore and the polygons on my face are gonna…\\ '''Yuna:''' Harder!!\\ [[http://i.imgur.com/ErlRs.jpg Then this happens.]]\\ '''Tidus:''' WAAAAAH!!\\ '''Yuna:''' Oh my gosh! Too hard! You’re smiling too hard!\\ '''Tidus:''' I…I CAN’T STOP!! I CAN’T STOP IT!!\\ '''Yuna:''' W-What?! What… what should I do?!\\ '''Tidus:''' Get me a… Umm… Go get a doct—no! A scientist! Go get a scientist!\\ '''Yuna:''' Okay. Just hold on! [[/folder]]


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** His comment when seeing Weltall knocking down a Gear mook with kung-fu -->'''The Dark Id''': Hmm... I was unaware that mecha suit could be, as quoted by the lord, be "knockethed the fuck out"
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