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* Marcus's [[SanitySlippage descent into madness]] at the end of the review, caused entirely by the Jabba's palace scene, '''[[SuddenlySHouting FROM THE STUPID ASS SPECIAL EDITION!]]'''.
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* Marcus's [[SanitySlippage descent into madness]] at the end of the review, caused entirely by the Jabba's palace scene, '''[[SuddenlySHouting FROM THE STUPID ASS SPECIAL EDITION!]]'''.scene... from the ''Special Edition.''
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* Marcus's fixation on the characters' original costume designs.
-->'''Marcus:''' Maybe it's my 90s kid millenial consumer brain-rot talking, but something about these designs is just so... [[PelvicThrust URGH]]! They look ''[[UnusualEuphemism delicious]]''. ''(zoom in on shot of Rogue's behind while [[Music/BritneySpears Toxic]] plays)'' [[DoubleEntendre I wanna chew on 'em.]]
** Later, when he's criticizing [[Film/XMen1 the first movie's]] tendency to make fun of the source material:
-->'''Logan:''' You actually go outside in these things?[[note]]Referring to the leather suits they're wearing[[/note]]
-->'''Scott:''' What would you prefer, [[MythologyGag yellow spandex]]?
-->'''Marcus:''' Yeah, actually, I would prefer that. ''(shot of Rogue's behind is shown again)'' [[AllMenArePerverts I've said that before.]]
* Him describing Rogue accidentally putting her boyfriend in a coma with [[PowerNullifier her powers]] as "putting him in the pussy prison," topped off by him playing Boosie Badazz's ''Pussy Got Me Like'' [[SoundtrackDissonance as she screams in horror]].
* This bit:
-->'''Marcus:''' Back then, you could just have plotholes because [[CreatorCareerSelfDeprecation we didn't have YouTubers to overthink everything and convince people that movies with plotholes are bad]].
-->''(cut to shot of Marcus reading X-Men comics before looking up at the camera)''
-->'''Marcus:''' [[HypocriticalHumor ... What?]]
* Jean Grey killing Xavier by [[ReducedToDust reducing him to atoms]] [[BlackComedy is accompanied by a cartoon-y "pop" and sounds of children cheering.]]
* Marcus points out that despite Film/XMenApocalypse taking place in 80s, [[UnderageCasting none of the actors look as old as their characters are supposed to be]].
-->'''Charles:''' It's her. She looks amazing. [[RealLifeWritesThePlot She's barely aged a day.]]
-->'''Marcus:''' Huh, yeah, that's convenient. In fact, ''none of you have!''
* Immediately after, he sums up the plot of the movie:
-->'''Marcus:''' [[ExpositoryHairstyleChange The purpose of this film is to show us how Professor Xavier went bald.]] I mean, I'm not really wrong about that. I mean, I just assumed that he shaves his head, but this film establishes that he goes bald because he absorbs too much ''power.'' [[{{Corpsing}} I've tried to deliver that line without laughing multiple times, and that's the closest that I got.]]
* After praising Creator/JenniferLawrence's performance in the previous movies, Marcus says he thinks her performance in Film/DarkPhoenix is much less enthusiastic.
-->'''Marcus:''' Can we just let Mystique leave? She's been here long enough.
-->''(cut to Jean Grey violently killing Mystique)''
-->'''Marcus:''' Oh. Uh... [[DeadpanSnarker That's one way to do it.]]
* Marcus's bewilderment at the movies' attempt to explain the Phoenix Force.
-->'''Marcus:''' But no, we need to reintroduce the Phoenix Force in this one, because this movie has to also establish... ''[[NightmareRetardant (dancing and twerking alien GIFs are plastered onscreen)]]'' ''[[DiabolusExNihilo ALIENS]]''. [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer Yeah. Aliens.]] This is basically the craziest thing that this movie can choose to do at this point.
* Marcus's fixation on the characters' original costume designs.
-->'''Marcus:''' Maybe it's my 90s kid millenial consumer brain-rot talking, but something about these designs is just so... [[PelvicThrust URGH]]! They look ''[[UnusualEuphemism delicious]]''. ''(zoom in on shot of Rogue's behind while [[Music/BritneySpears Toxic]] plays)'' [[DoubleEntendre I wanna chew on 'em.]]
** Later, when he's criticizing [[Film/XMen1 the first movie's]] tendency to make fun of the source material:
-->'''Logan:''' You actually go outside in these things?[[note]]Referring to the leather suits they're wearing[[/note]]
-->'''Scott:''' What would you prefer, [[MythologyGag yellow spandex]]?
-->'''Marcus:''' Yeah, actually, I would prefer that. ''(shot of Rogue's behind is shown again)'' [[AllMenArePerverts I've said that before.]]
* Him describing Rogue accidentally putting her boyfriend in a coma with [[PowerNullifier her powers]] as "putting him in the pussy prison," topped off by him playing Boosie Badazz's ''Pussy Got Me Like'' [[SoundtrackDissonance as she screams in horror]].
* This bit:
-->'''Marcus:''' Back then, you could just have plotholes because [[CreatorCareerSelfDeprecation we didn't have YouTubers to overthink everything and convince people that movies with plotholes are bad]].
-->''(cut to shot of Marcus reading X-Men comics before looking up at the camera)''
-->'''Marcus:''' [[HypocriticalHumor ... What?]]
* Jean Grey killing Xavier by [[ReducedToDust reducing him to atoms]] [[BlackComedy is accompanied by a cartoon-y "pop" and sounds of children cheering.]]
* Marcus points out that despite Film/XMenApocalypse taking place in 80s, [[UnderageCasting none of the actors look as old as their characters are supposed to be]].
-->'''Charles:''' It's her. She looks amazing. [[RealLifeWritesThePlot She's barely aged a day.]]
-->'''Marcus:''' Huh, yeah, that's convenient. In fact, ''none of you have!''
* Immediately after, he sums up the plot of the movie:
-->'''Marcus:''' [[ExpositoryHairstyleChange The purpose of this film is to show us how Professor Xavier went bald.]] I mean, I'm not really wrong about that. I mean, I just assumed that he shaves his head, but this film establishes that he goes bald because he absorbs too much ''power.'' [[{{Corpsing}} I've tried to deliver that line without laughing multiple times, and that's the closest that I got.]]
* After praising Creator/JenniferLawrence's performance in the previous movies, Marcus says he thinks her performance in Film/DarkPhoenix is much less enthusiastic.
-->'''Marcus:''' Can we just let Mystique leave? She's been here long enough.
-->''(cut to Jean Grey violently killing Mystique)''
-->'''Marcus:''' Oh. Uh... [[DeadpanSnarker That's one way to do it.]]
* Marcus's bewilderment at the movies' attempt to explain the Phoenix Force.
-->'''Marcus:''' But no, we need to reintroduce the Phoenix Force in this one, because this movie has to also establish... ''[[NightmareRetardant (dancing and twerking alien GIFs are plastered onscreen)]]'' ''[[DiabolusExNihilo ALIENS]]''. [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer Yeah. Aliens.]] This is basically the craziest thing that this movie can choose to do at this point.
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* During the review of Film/XMenOriginsWolverine, Marcus points out [[MoodWhiplash the discrepancy between the serious war-is-hell tone of the opening credits and the inclusion of]] Music/WillIAm by playing a clip from ''[[Music/TheBlackEyedPeas Scream & Shout]]'' when his stage name comes up.
* [[ClicheStorm Marcus playing a bunch of clips of characters saying extremely cliche lines to demonstrate how predictable the dialogue is]], leading him to try and find out [[Creator/DavidBenioff who wrote the script]]. The ensuing war flashback he has upon remembering [[Series/GameOfThrones what he was responsible for]] is capped off by clips of his previous Game of Thrones review and [[Series/ThePunisher2017 Frank Castle panicking]].
* His reaction to Xavier's appearance at the end of the movie, [[SeriesContinuityError and all the questions it raises]].
-->'''Marcus:''' WHAT?! You can WALK?! But–But in the–in [[Film/XMenFirstClass the next movie...]] [[{{Angrish}} you... Geh... Urgh!]] [[DigitalDeaging WHY DID THEY DO THAT TO YOUR FACE]] ''[[Film/XMenTheLastStand AGAIN?]]''
* When he introducesFilm/TheWolverine, coming off of Film/TheWolverine immediately after the infamous Film/XMenOriginsWolverine.''Origins''.
* [[ClicheStorm Marcus playing a bunch of clips of characters saying extremely cliche lines to demonstrate how predictable the dialogue is]], leading him to try and find out [[Creator/DavidBenioff who wrote the script]]. The ensuing war flashback he has upon remembering [[Series/GameOfThrones what he was responsible for]] is capped off by clips of his previous Game of Thrones review and [[Series/ThePunisher2017 Frank Castle panicking]].
* His reaction to Xavier's appearance at the end of the movie, [[SeriesContinuityError and all the questions it raises]].
-->'''Marcus:''' WHAT?! You can WALK?! But–But in the–in [[Film/XMenFirstClass the next movie...]] [[{{Angrish}} you... Geh... Urgh!]] [[DigitalDeaging WHY DID THEY DO THAT TO YOUR FACE]] ''[[Film/XMenTheLastStand AGAIN?]]''
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* His immediate reaction of anger to Jean Grey reappearing.
-->'''Marcus:''' So, yeah, this movie's set after X-Men 3, so Logan has PTSD nightmares about Jean Grey. [[DeadpanSnarker I mean, I kinda do, too, after watching that shit.]]
* The {{Film/Logan}} segment starting with a glowing one-sentence review [[FakeOutFadeOut followed by Marcus pretending to move onto the next movie]].
* The one criticism he does have of ''Logan'' is its use of ObligatorySwearing, which prompts him to mention the F-bombs in the other movies. He finds the one from Film/DarkPhoenix [[{{Narm}} particularly notable]].
-->'''Scott:''' If you touch her, I will fucking kill you.
-->''(zooms in on Scott's face while Marcus laughs)''
-->'''Scott!Marcus:''' [[{{Fratbro}} I will fucking kill you, bro!]]
* After he wraps up his review of the Deadpool movies, he gets ready to start ranking them as usual, only for Film/TheNewMutants to slide onscreen.
-->'''Marcus:''' What the fuck is that?
-->'''Marcus:''' So, yeah, this movie's set after X-Men 3, so Logan has PTSD nightmares about Jean Grey. [[DeadpanSnarker I mean, I kinda do, too, after watching that shit.]]
* The {{Film/Logan}} segment starting with a glowing one-sentence review [[FakeOutFadeOut followed by Marcus pretending to move onto the next movie]].
* The one criticism he does have of ''Logan'' is its use of ObligatorySwearing, which prompts him to mention the F-bombs in the other movies. He finds the one from Film/DarkPhoenix [[{{Narm}} particularly notable]].
-->'''Scott:''' If you touch her, I will fucking kill you.
-->''(zooms in on Scott's face while Marcus laughs)''
-->'''Scott!Marcus:''' [[{{Fratbro}} I will fucking kill you, bro!]]
* After he wraps up his review of the Deadpool movies, he gets ready to start ranking them as usual, only for Film/TheNewMutants to slide onscreen.
-->'''Marcus:''' What the fuck is that?
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* The others frequently comparing Marcus to [[ChivalrousPervert Pinnocchio]], much to his annoyance. At one point, he relunctantly agrees and shows a video of himself shoving his butt in Meghan's face as proof.
* Dan pointing out that the inciting incident of WesternAnimation/ScaredShrekless's first story, [[PhlebotinumRebel that putting too much sugar in a gingebread cookie recipe would spawn something cursed]], [[FridgeLogic would actually just prevent the cookie from getting baked entirely]].
-->'''Meghan:''' So, wait, are you saying you can't put sugar in a cookie?
-->'''Dan:''' I'm saying, okay–Gingy, what he was doing was he tipped over the whole sugar jar into...
-->''(camera dramatically zooms into Meghan's face)''
-->'''Meghan:''' ''But what about sugar cookies?''
-->'''Dan:''' Yeah, but you don't need a whole jar of sugar!
-->'''Marcus:''' ''(laughs)'' It's just more–It's just, the flavor is sugar instead of being [[InherentlyFunnyWords chonklate. Or coconut.]]
* The discussion raised by [[FreezeFrameBonus the frog visible in Pinocchio's dollar]].
-->'''Dan:''' Is that a... dollar with a frog on it?
-->'''Marcus:''' [[ItMakesSenseInContext Yeah, 'cause the king's a frog.]]
-->'''Meghan:''' Oh, I love that little worldbuilding.
-->'''Dan:''' Well, that's a spoiler for...
-->'''Meghan:''' Yeah, fuck. You gotta cut that out.
-->'''Marcus:''' ''(laughing)'' I have to cut the spoiler for WesternAnimation/Shrek2?!
* Marcus instantly remembering the name of the cat from {{WesternAnimation/Pinocchio}}, [[{{Irony}} but not one of its most famous characters]].
-->'''Marcus:''' I don't know how I fucking remembered ''that.''
-->'''Meghan:''' Yeah, that was like the darkest–You said it ''so'' fast! You were like, "Figaro!"
-->'''Marcus:''' It was like–It wasn't even a doubt in my mind. I don't even know what the fuckin'–What's the fuckin'... the little, the... the bug.
-->'''Meghan:''' Jiminy Cricket?! ''"The bug".'' Are you fucking kidding me?!
* [[FunnyBackgroundEvent Marcus silently putting on a second pair of glasses over his own pair while the other two talk.]]
* The cosmonauts simulating the missing effects of the 2D version of WesternAnimation/ShrekFourD by spitting at each other, shaking Dan and Marcus by the shoulders, and [[DisproportionateRetribution pretending to throw molten rock at each other]].
* Their commentary over the "Far Far Away Idol" DVD short, consisting entirely of awkward silence as Creator/SimonCowell sings.
* The others frequently comparing Marcus to [[ChivalrousPervert Pinnocchio]], much to his annoyance. At one point, he relunctantly agrees and shows a video of himself shoving his butt in Meghan's face as proof.
* Dan pointing out that the inciting incident of WesternAnimation/ScaredShrekless's first story, [[PhlebotinumRebel that putting too much sugar in a gingebread cookie recipe would spawn something cursed]], [[FridgeLogic would actually just prevent the cookie from getting baked entirely]].
-->'''Meghan:''' So, wait, are you saying you can't put sugar in a cookie?
-->'''Dan:''' I'm saying, okay–Gingy, what he was doing was he tipped over the whole sugar jar into...
-->''(camera dramatically zooms into Meghan's face)''
-->'''Meghan:''' ''But what about sugar cookies?''
-->'''Dan:''' Yeah, but you don't need a whole jar of sugar!
-->'''Marcus:''' ''(laughs)'' It's just more–It's just, the flavor is sugar instead of being [[InherentlyFunnyWords chonklate. Or coconut.]]
* The discussion raised by [[FreezeFrameBonus the frog visible in Pinocchio's dollar]].
-->'''Dan:''' Is that a... dollar with a frog on it?
-->'''Marcus:''' [[ItMakesSenseInContext Yeah, 'cause the king's a frog.]]
-->'''Meghan:''' Oh, I love that little worldbuilding.
-->'''Dan:''' Well, that's a spoiler for...
-->'''Meghan:''' Yeah, fuck. You gotta cut that out.
-->'''Marcus:''' ''(laughing)'' I have to cut the spoiler for WesternAnimation/Shrek2?!
* Marcus instantly remembering the name of the cat from {{WesternAnimation/Pinocchio}}, [[{{Irony}} but not one of its most famous characters]].
-->'''Marcus:''' I don't know how I fucking remembered ''that.''
-->'''Meghan:''' Yeah, that was like the darkest–You said it ''so'' fast! You were like, "Figaro!"
-->'''Marcus:''' It was like–It wasn't even a doubt in my mind. I don't even know what the fuckin'–What's the fuckin'... the little, the... the bug.
-->'''Meghan:''' Jiminy Cricket?! ''"The bug".'' Are you fucking kidding me?!
* [[FunnyBackgroundEvent Marcus silently putting on a second pair of glasses over his own pair while the other two talk.]]
* The cosmonauts simulating the missing effects of the 2D version of WesternAnimation/ShrekFourD by spitting at each other, shaking Dan and Marcus by the shoulders, and [[DisproportionateRetribution pretending to throw molten rock at each other]].
* Their commentary over the "Far Far Away Idol" DVD short, consisting entirely of awkward silence as Creator/SimonCowell sings.
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-->'''Dan:''' It's the WesternAnimation/SmilingFriends bit!
-->'''Dan:''' It's the WesternAnimation/SmilingFriends bit!
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-->'''Marcus:''' WHAT THE FUCK?! ''(laughing)'' THEY'RE ''MURDERING'' HIM! '''HOLY '''''HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!'''
SHIT!'''''
-->'''Dan:''' Oh my god! It's the WesternAnimation/SmilingFriends bit!
-->'''Dan:''' Oh my god! It's the WesternAnimation/SmilingFriends bit!
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* The movie's well aged visuals [[TechnologyMarchesOn incite comparisons to]] WesternAnimation/ToyStory.
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* Marcus's [[SanitySlippage descent into madness]] at the end of the review, caused entirely by the Jabba's palace scene.
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* Marcus's [[SanitySlippage descent into madness]] at the end of the review, caused entirely by the Jabba's palace scene.scene, '''[[SuddenlySHouting FROM THE STUPID ASS SPECIAL EDITION!]]'''.
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-->'''Marcus:''' WHAT THE FUCK?! ''(laughing)'' THEY'RE ''MURDERING'' HIM!HIM! '''HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!'''
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* Marcus tries to act like the worst of Star Wars is behind him, only to give a teaser about the controversial sequel trilogy and how he has to react to these movies.
-->'''Marcus:''' So that was it, the roughest patch in all of Star Wars. The worst of it is over and I decided a long time ago before the new movies came out that we would never see a Star Wars movie as good as A New Hope and similarly we would never have a Star Wars movie as bad as episode 1. And for a while, I thought I was right. I thought if anything these new Disney movies would be safe and inoffensive... [[BaitAndSwitch and I have never been more wrong in my entire life.]]\\
(Cuts to Podracer crashing into the Rotton Tomatoes score for ''Film/TheLastJedi'' followed by an [[StuffBlowingUp explosion]]) ([[SmashToBlack cut to]] [[SequelHook To Be Continued screen]])''
-->'''Marcus:''' So that was it, the roughest patch in all of Star Wars. The worst of it is over and I decided a long time ago before the new movies came out that we would never see a Star Wars movie as good as A New Hope and similarly we would never have a Star Wars movie as bad as episode 1. And for a while, I thought I was right. I thought if anything these new Disney movies would be safe and inoffensive... [[BaitAndSwitch and I have never been more wrong in my entire life.]]\\
(Cuts to Podracer crashing into the Rotton Tomatoes score for ''Film/TheLastJedi'' followed by an [[StuffBlowingUp explosion]]) ([[SmashToBlack cut to]] [[SequelHook To Be Continued screen]])''
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-->'''Marcus:''' [[ExaggeratedTrope And if you really wanna be an asshole, and get even more granular]], the droid says "I'll send these little bugs to go kill Padme!" [[ComplexityAddiction Palpatine sends a man who sends a man, who sends a shapeshifter, who sends a robot, who sends bugs to go kill Padme]]. And what's even funnier is that after they chase the robot and the shapeshifter, [[WhyDontYouJustShootHim Jango has a chance to go kill Padme]], but instead he ''goes out of his way'' to ''[[IdiotPlot assassinate the person he hired to assassinate Padme]]''.
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-->'''Marcus:''' [[invoked]] [[ExaggeratedTrope And if you really wanna be an asshole, and get even more granular]], the droid says "I'll send these little bugs to go kill Padme!" [[ComplexityAddiction Palpatine sends a man who sends a man, who sends a shapeshifter, who sends a robot, who sends bugs to go kill Padme]]. And what's even funnier is that after they chase the robot and the shapeshifter, [[WhyDontYouJustShootHim Jango has a chance to go kill Padme]], but instead he ''goes out of his way'' to ''[[IdiotPlot assassinate the person he hired to assassinate Padme]]''.
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* How Marcus, dressed in [[WhiteLikeMe whiteface]] and a Harry Potter costume in front of a green screen, introduces himself:
-->'''Marcus:''' ''(British accent)'' Oh, hello there! It's me! [[Series/DoctorWho Doctor]] [[CowboyBeBopAtHisComputer Who!]]
* Marcus defending the consumption of the movies despite the original author's transphobia:
-->'''Marcus:''' Plus, if you don't want to support the movies yourself, [[DigitalPiracyIsOkay you can just watch this video instead]]! ''(green screen effect turns off)'' [[VerbalBackspace Oh, wait, no, I was joking! Hold on a sec–]]
-->''([=YouTube=] demonetization symbol is plastered onscreen, [[OurLawyersAdvisedThisTrope followed by legal notice that the video is protected under]] UsefulNotes/FairUse)''
-->'''Marcus:''' ''(British accent)'' Oh, hello there! It's me! [[Series/DoctorWho Doctor]] [[CowboyBeBopAtHisComputer Who!]]
* Marcus defending the consumption of the movies despite the original author's transphobia:
-->'''Marcus:''' Plus, if you don't want to support the movies yourself, [[DigitalPiracyIsOkay you can just watch this video instead]]! ''(green screen effect turns off)'' [[VerbalBackspace Oh, wait, no, I was joking! Hold on a sec–]]
-->''([=YouTube=] demonetization symbol is plastered onscreen, [[OurLawyersAdvisedThisTrope followed by legal notice that the video is protected under]] UsefulNotes/FairUse)''
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* [[DeadpanSnarker Marcus's]] Marcus's [[SarcasmMode thoughts on the first movie:]] movie]] when introducing the second:
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* His summary of the exchange between Harry and Aragog:
-->'''Marcus:''' Also, it's kinda dumb how Harry goes to Aragog, the GiantSpider, and he asks him, "Hey, are you an evil monster that's terrorizing the students?" and Aragog's like, [[Film/TheHappening "What? No..."]] and Harry's like [[CasualDangerDialogue "Oh, okay, cool. I was just checking."]] But then Aragog's like, "Yeah, no problem."
-->''({{Beat}})''
-->'''Marcus:''' [[MoodWhiplash "Okay, I'm gonna eat you now."]]
* After he brings up that the introduction of time travel in [[Literature/HarryPotterAndThePrisonerOfAzkaban the third story]] creates plot holes:
-->'''Marcus:''' Oh, hey, Creator/JKRowling, [[WhyDontYouJustShootHim isn't it kind of dumb that no one ever time-traveled to stop Voldemort]]?
-->'''Rowling!Marcus:''' UH, YEAH, well, IT IS DUMB, and that's why in [[Theatre/HarryPotterAndTheCursedChild my new book]], they go back in time, and [[BadFuture everything's bad]], and [[NiceJobBreakingItHero they go back in time to save Cedric]], and Voldemort rules the world, and [[ExaggeratedTrope the world is run by Nazis]], so, yeah, there you go, HAHA.
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* Marcus praising the inclusion of Luna Lovegood is accompanied by a quick reference to {{Music/LOONA}}.
* He briefly mentions that Dobby's CGI in [[Film/HarryPotterAndTheDeathlyHallows the seventh film]] looks worse than in his [[Film/HarryPotterAndTheChamberOfSecrets first appearance]] before [[DerailedTrainOfThought getting distracted by the fact that he looks like he's wearing]] [[MemeticMutation Timbs]].
* Marcus describing the scene from the beginning of ''Deathly Hallows'' where [[MesACrowd seven of Harry's allies take Polyjuice Potion to become his body doubles]] as "Creator/DanielRadcliffe becoming a literal [[TheNapoleon short king army]]."
-->'''Marcus:''' Also, it's kinda dumb how Harry goes to Aragog, the GiantSpider, and he asks him, "Hey, are you an evil monster that's terrorizing the students?" and Aragog's like, [[Film/TheHappening "What? No..."]] and Harry's like [[CasualDangerDialogue "Oh, okay, cool. I was just checking."]] But then Aragog's like, "Yeah, no problem."
-->''({{Beat}})''
-->'''Marcus:''' [[MoodWhiplash "Okay, I'm gonna eat you now."]]
* After he brings up that the introduction of time travel in [[Literature/HarryPotterAndThePrisonerOfAzkaban the third story]] creates plot holes:
-->'''Marcus:''' Oh, hey, Creator/JKRowling, [[WhyDontYouJustShootHim isn't it kind of dumb that no one ever time-traveled to stop Voldemort]]?
-->'''Rowling!Marcus:''' UH, YEAH, well, IT IS DUMB, and that's why in [[Theatre/HarryPotterAndTheCursedChild my new book]], they go back in time, and [[BadFuture everything's bad]], and [[NiceJobBreakingItHero they go back in time to save Cedric]], and Voldemort rules the world, and [[ExaggeratedTrope the world is run by Nazis]], so, yeah, there you go, HAHA.
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* Marcus praising the inclusion of Luna Lovegood is accompanied by a quick reference to {{Music/LOONA}}.
* He briefly mentions that Dobby's CGI in [[Film/HarryPotterAndTheDeathlyHallows the seventh film]] looks worse than in his [[Film/HarryPotterAndTheChamberOfSecrets first appearance]] before [[DerailedTrainOfThought getting distracted by the fact that he looks like he's wearing]] [[MemeticMutation Timbs]].
* Marcus describing the scene from the beginning of ''Deathly Hallows'' where [[MesACrowd seven of Harry's allies take Polyjuice Potion to become his body doubles]] as "Creator/DanielRadcliffe becoming a literal [[TheNapoleon short king army]]."
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* Marcus and Dan repeatedly calling Jodi [[IAmNotShazam "Tall Girl"]].
-->'''Stig:''' I was just having a little impromptu concert here with, um...
-->'''Jodi:''' "Jodi."
-->'''Stig!Marcus:''' [[MaliciousMisnaming I don't like that name. You are now "Tall Girl" to me.]]
** On that note, Stig's accent is exaggerated to the point they start sounding like Creator/TommyWiseau.
-->'''Dan:''' If you're mad at us for making fun of Swedish people, [[SpoofAesop just imagine what it would be like to make fun of tall people]].
* Them repeatedly exaggerating the benefits of being tall in response to Jodi's infamous HeightAngst:
-->'''Dan:''' Here, I see a woman who is clearly genetically superior to most people.
-->'''Marcus:''' Yeah. Stronger. Vast more energy, probably. [[InsaneTrollLogic Higher up to the atmosphere, so her lungs probably receive less air.]]
** Later, in response to Jodi being jealous of Harper's unpaid internship:
-->'''Dan:''' You're gonna be an Olympian, and you're making fun of her because she has to work for her living!
-->'''Marcus:''' Yeah, seriously! You could be a model. There's so many things you could do with being tall. You could fight crime. When you're short, I can't do any of that!
-->'''Dan:''' Yeah, you could fight a lot of crime. [[ExaggeratedTrope You could fight, like, space crime.]]
-->'''Marcus:''' ''(laughs)'' Just reach up!
* After [[ForeignExchangeStudent Stig]] proves to be instantly popular:
-->'''Dunkleman:''' Jeez, it's one week, and everyone knows your name?
-->'''Stig!Dan:''' I have to tell you. It's bad news. I'm WitnessProtection. If too many people know me... Save me, Dunkle! [[InnocentlyInsensitive I need to be as unpopular as you are!]] ''(Marcus doubles over with laughter)'' You have to teach me your ways!
* Their reaction to an exchange between Jodi and Fareeda.
-->'''Fareeda:''' She prank-called you, Jodi! So what?
-->'''Jodi:''' Easy for you to say! Okay–Nothing rattles you!
-->'''Fareeda!Marcus:''' I'm fucking ''black!''
-->'''Fareeda!Dan:''' [[FirstWorldProblems Jodi, it's a fucking prank call!]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice I got called the N-word on the bus the other day!]]
* Marcus's [[DistractedByTheSexy reaction]] to the woman from the tall club.
-->'''Crystal:''' Your parents were so kind to open up their home for us for our weekly...
-->'''Marcus:''' She's gorgeous. I like her.
-->'''Jodi:''' Chapter meeting for what?
-->'''Crystal:''' For our tall club!
-->''(editor's note says *too horny to think*)''
-->'''Marcus:''' [[FreudianSlip Topless?]] What? What'd she say?
* Marcus [[AsideGlance looking at the camera]] and awkwardly looking away when Jodi threatens to take her "size 13 Nikes" and kick an apparent prank-caller in his "tiny little nards."
* At one point, Dan [[PungeonMaster starts repeatedly making height puns]].
-->'''Jodi:''' ''(to Dunkleman)'' Am I not cool enough for you to sit and have lunch with anymore?
-->'''Marcus:''' [[WhatTheHellHero Tall girl...]]
-->'''Dan:''' That's a low blow for such a tall girl!
-->'''Marcus:''' Not only are you a bad friend...
-->'''Dan:''' Morally, you're coming up short!
-->'''Marcus:''' Yeah, [[TitleDrop Tall Girl is a bad person]]! You're trying to break up a relationship that just started with a girl who's very obviously insecure and dealing with some shit–
-->''(Jodi starts running towards Dunkleman as he bikes away)''
-->'''Dan:''' Oh, my god, [[SuperSpeed she's so fast]]!
-->'''Marcus:''' [[Manga/AttackOnTitan She's gonna just fuckin', like, one arm, grab him and throw him!]]
* Marcus getting distracted by [[TeamPet Nicky]] biting him in a random bout of cat rage. This is topped off by him happily licking Dan immediately after.
* During the third act:
-->'''Jodi!Marcus:''' ''(dramatic voice)'' Is this all I am? A tall girl?
-->'''Jodi!Dan:''' [[{{Pun}} Because I feel very small now.]]
-->''(Marcus cackles)''
-->'''Jodi!Marcus:''' You know what? He has earned my love now.
-->'''Jodi!Dan:''' I'm going to grace him with my...
-->'''Jodi!Marcus:''' [[CallBack My big huge feet on his nards.]]
* Dan's final thoughts:
-->'''Dan:''' I'll say something: that was the ''height'' of stupid.
-->''[[LamePunReaction (camera zooms in on Marcus's face as he cringes and laughs)]]''
-->'''Dan:''' The movie really came up sho–[[DidntWeUseThisJokeAlready I already made a "came up short" joke...]]
-->'''Marcus:''' ''(laughs)'' I don't have anything to say about that.
-->'''Dan:''' You're just trying to make sure you don't compromise your ''stature...'' as a movie reviewer.
* Marcus and Dan repeatedly calling Jodi [[IAmNotShazam "Tall Girl"]].
-->'''Stig:''' I was just having a little impromptu concert here with, um...
-->'''Jodi:''' "Jodi."
-->'''Stig!Marcus:''' [[MaliciousMisnaming I don't like that name. You are now "Tall Girl" to me.]]
** On that note, Stig's accent is exaggerated to the point they start sounding like Creator/TommyWiseau.
-->'''Dan:''' If you're mad at us for making fun of Swedish people, [[SpoofAesop just imagine what it would be like to make fun of tall people]].
* Them repeatedly exaggerating the benefits of being tall in response to Jodi's infamous HeightAngst:
-->'''Dan:''' Here, I see a woman who is clearly genetically superior to most people.
-->'''Marcus:''' Yeah. Stronger. Vast more energy, probably. [[InsaneTrollLogic Higher up to the atmosphere, so her lungs probably receive less air.]]
** Later, in response to Jodi being jealous of Harper's unpaid internship:
-->'''Dan:''' You're gonna be an Olympian, and you're making fun of her because she has to work for her living!
-->'''Marcus:''' Yeah, seriously! You could be a model. There's so many things you could do with being tall. You could fight crime. When you're short, I can't do any of that!
-->'''Dan:''' Yeah, you could fight a lot of crime. [[ExaggeratedTrope You could fight, like, space crime.]]
-->'''Marcus:''' ''(laughs)'' Just reach up!
* After [[ForeignExchangeStudent Stig]] proves to be instantly popular:
-->'''Dunkleman:''' Jeez, it's one week, and everyone knows your name?
-->'''Stig!Dan:''' I have to tell you. It's bad news. I'm WitnessProtection. If too many people know me... Save me, Dunkle! [[InnocentlyInsensitive I need to be as unpopular as you are!]] ''(Marcus doubles over with laughter)'' You have to teach me your ways!
* Their reaction to an exchange between Jodi and Fareeda.
-->'''Fareeda:''' She prank-called you, Jodi! So what?
-->'''Jodi:''' Easy for you to say! Okay–Nothing rattles you!
-->'''Fareeda!Marcus:''' I'm fucking ''black!''
-->'''Fareeda!Dan:''' [[FirstWorldProblems Jodi, it's a fucking prank call!]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice I got called the N-word on the bus the other day!]]
* Marcus's [[DistractedByTheSexy reaction]] to the woman from the tall club.
-->'''Crystal:''' Your parents were so kind to open up their home for us for our weekly...
-->'''Marcus:''' She's gorgeous. I like her.
-->'''Jodi:''' Chapter meeting for what?
-->'''Crystal:''' For our tall club!
-->''(editor's note says *too horny to think*)''
-->'''Marcus:''' [[FreudianSlip Topless?]] What? What'd she say?
* Marcus [[AsideGlance looking at the camera]] and awkwardly looking away when Jodi threatens to take her "size 13 Nikes" and kick an apparent prank-caller in his "tiny little nards."
* At one point, Dan [[PungeonMaster starts repeatedly making height puns]].
-->'''Jodi:''' ''(to Dunkleman)'' Am I not cool enough for you to sit and have lunch with anymore?
-->'''Marcus:''' [[WhatTheHellHero Tall girl...]]
-->'''Dan:''' That's a low blow for such a tall girl!
-->'''Marcus:''' Not only are you a bad friend...
-->'''Dan:''' Morally, you're coming up short!
-->'''Marcus:''' Yeah, [[TitleDrop Tall Girl is a bad person]]! You're trying to break up a relationship that just started with a girl who's very obviously insecure and dealing with some shit–
-->''(Jodi starts running towards Dunkleman as he bikes away)''
-->'''Dan:''' Oh, my god, [[SuperSpeed she's so fast]]!
-->'''Marcus:''' [[Manga/AttackOnTitan She's gonna just fuckin', like, one arm, grab him and throw him!]]
* Marcus getting distracted by [[TeamPet Nicky]] biting him in a random bout of cat rage. This is topped off by him happily licking Dan immediately after.
* During the third act:
-->'''Jodi!Marcus:''' ''(dramatic voice)'' Is this all I am? A tall girl?
-->'''Jodi!Dan:''' [[{{Pun}} Because I feel very small now.]]
-->''(Marcus cackles)''
-->'''Jodi!Marcus:''' You know what? He has earned my love now.
-->'''Jodi!Dan:''' I'm going to grace him with my...
-->'''Jodi!Marcus:''' [[CallBack My big huge feet on his nards.]]
* Dan's final thoughts:
-->'''Dan:''' I'll say something: that was the ''height'' of stupid.
-->''[[LamePunReaction (camera zooms in on Marcus's face as he cringes and laughs)]]''
-->'''Dan:''' The movie really came up sho–[[DidntWeUseThisJokeAlready I already made a "came up short" joke...]]
-->'''Marcus:''' ''(laughs)'' I don't have anything to say about that.
-->'''Dan:''' You're just trying to make sure you don't compromise your ''stature...'' as a movie reviewer.
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* Marcus's description of the titular fight is definitely worth a few giggles.
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* Marcus's Marcus starts the review with a quick summary of his thoughts on [[Film/ManOfSteel the first movie]].
-->'''Marcus:''' So let's start by talking about [[BaitAndSwitch Man of...]] [[MoneyDearBoy Sponsorships]]. [[LampshadeHanging That's right. I tricked you.]] I'm sorry.
* How he views Creator/ZackSnyder.
-->'''Marcus:''' See, Zack Snyder says he likes comic books, but to me, he's always seemed like [[MisaimedFandom the fratbro who reads]] {{ComicBook/Watchmen}} and says, "Bro, you gotta read this. It's not like other comic books. [[HotterAndSexier It's got sex in it.]]"
* Because of his attachment to Batman, Marcus lists what he views as aspects of the character which should not be changed, all of which the second movie ignores.
-->'''Marcus:''' Number one: [[DoesntLikeGuns Batman doesn't use guns]]. Number two: [[ThouShaltNotKill Batman doesn't kill people]]. Number three: [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs Batman doesn't use fucking guns to kill people]].
-->''(cut to the movie's dream sequence in which Batman fires a gun at multiple people)''
-->'''Marcus:''' God fucking damn it, [[FirstNameUltimatum Zachary]].
* The multiple times that [[RecklessPacifist the titular heroes deal lethal damage to somebody]] spawns a RunningGag, best exemplified by the scene where Batman [[CarFu guns down multiple in the Batmobile]].
-->'''Zack Snyder:''' You know, I tried to do it in that sort of... technical way. I tried to do it, like, by proxy. [[InsaneTrollLogic He shoots the car that they're in; the car blows up...]]
-->'''Marcus:''' That counts as killing! That–that is ''murder!''
* His description of the titularfight fight, delivered with faux-enthusiasm, is definitely worth a few giggles.
-->'''Marcus:''' So let's start by talking about [[BaitAndSwitch Man of...]] [[MoneyDearBoy Sponsorships]]. [[LampshadeHanging That's right. I tricked you.]] I'm sorry.
* How he views Creator/ZackSnyder.
-->'''Marcus:''' See, Zack Snyder says he likes comic books, but to me, he's always seemed like [[MisaimedFandom the fratbro who reads]] {{ComicBook/Watchmen}} and says, "Bro, you gotta read this. It's not like other comic books. [[HotterAndSexier It's got sex in it.]]"
* Because of his attachment to Batman, Marcus lists what he views as aspects of the character which should not be changed, all of which the second movie ignores.
-->'''Marcus:''' Number one: [[DoesntLikeGuns Batman doesn't use guns]]. Number two: [[ThouShaltNotKill Batman doesn't kill people]]. Number three: [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs Batman doesn't use fucking guns to kill people]].
-->''(cut to the movie's dream sequence in which Batman fires a gun at multiple people)''
-->'''Marcus:''' God fucking damn it, [[FirstNameUltimatum Zachary]].
* The multiple times that [[RecklessPacifist the titular heroes deal lethal damage to somebody]] spawns a RunningGag, best exemplified by the scene where Batman [[CarFu guns down multiple in the Batmobile]].
-->'''Zack Snyder:''' You know, I tried to do it in that sort of... technical way. I tried to do it, like, by proxy. [[InsaneTrollLogic He shoots the car that they're in; the car blows up...]]
-->'''Marcus:''' That counts as killing! That–that is ''murder!''
* His description of the titular
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* Marcus introducing [[TheBurlesqueOfVenus the four-eyed Venus]] on his shirt as his [[PerverseSexualLust "girlfriend"]] before anyone even talks about the movie.
* The Cosmonauts frequently point out Creator/JeanClaudeVanDamme's noticeable accent, [[NotEvenBotheringWithTheAccent despite playing the American Guile]].
-->'''Marcus:''' I want to point out that he ''is'' American in this movie.
-->'''Andre:''' Then what's the accent?!
-->'''Marcus:''' [[SarcasmMode It's American.]]
* Their reaction to [[NamedByTheAdaptation Chun-li being given the last name of "Zang."]]
-->'''Marcus:''' I don't know if that's really her last name. [[ViewerNameConfusion I thought her last name was "Li!"]]
-->'''Dan:''' [[IAmNotShazam I thought it was "Street Fighter."]]
-->''(everyone laughs)''
* Marcus expositing that this was Creator/RaulJulia's [[SwanSong last performance.]]
-->'''Marcus:''' [[SoMyKidsCanWatch He did this movie 'cause his kid wanted him to.]] [[VerbalBackspace Or his grandkid.]] And then he died. So, that's great.
-->'''[[SpeakInUnison Andre and Dan:]]''' [[AmbiguousSyntax His grandkid died?]]
-->'''Marcus:''' ''(laughs)'' Oh no, no!
* Andre commenting on Balrog's [[VillainousWidowsPeak exaggerated Widow's Peak]] multiple times before anyone else responds.
-->'''Andre:''' Okay, why is no one else acknowledging the man's M-shaped hairline?!
-->'''Dan:''' I've acknowledged it and accepted it and favored it, even.
-->'''Marcus:''' Yeah, I would do that to my head.
* Their initial interpretation of E. Honda [[NoSell not reacting to getting whipped]].
-->'''Andre:''' [[TooKinkyToTorture Oh, he's into it.]]
-->'''Marcus:''' He's like, [[AssShove "Shove it up my ass, next."]]
-->'''Balrog:''' God, how do you keep from crying out?
-->'''Honda!Marcus:''' I like it.
* After the Cosmonauts watch the famous "ButForMeItWasTuesday" scene, they make comparisons between M. Bison and Chun-Li's relationship and [[Film/ReturnOfTheJedi Jabba the Hutt and Leia's]].
-->'''Marcus:''' I wanna imagine, like, this is what happened in Jabba's Palace between Leia and Jabba, like, after hours? [[InsultBackfire She's just shit-talking him, and he's hanging out.]]
-->'''Leia!Dan:''' I'm gonna murder you. [[{{Foreshadowing}} Probably with a chain around your neck.]]
-->'''Jabba!Marcus:''' ''[[FunWithSubtitles (makes Jabba noises while on-screen subtitles say "lol ok whatever lady")]]''
-->''(Dan and Marcus laugh)''
-->'''Jabba!Marcus:''' [[CallBack ... Tuesday.]]
-->''(everyone laughs)''
* Blanka's reveal prompts hysterical laughter from the Cosmonauts.
-->'''Marcus:''' HE LOOKS LIKE–HE LOOKS LIKE ''[[SpecialEffectsFailure CHEESE!]]''
** Later, [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext when Dhalsim tries to reverse Blanka's cerebral programming by showing him footage of happy things]], including a [[UsefulNotes/MartinLutherKingJr Martin Luther King]] speech.
-->'''MLK!Marcus:''' I had a dream... that [[FantasticRacism green jungle children]]... ''[[{{Corpsing}} (laughs)]]''
* When Bison starts floating.
-->'''Marcus:''' [[NarmCharm Yeahhhhh boyyy.]] [[CallBack His last role before he died!]]
* Marcus's reaction to Guile's final move against Bison, depicted by a RepeatCut.
-->'''Marcus:''' [[GenreSavvy That's how you know it's the kill shot.]] If it's [[RuleOfThree three kicks]], he's dead.
* Marcus introducing [[TheBurlesqueOfVenus the four-eyed Venus]] on his shirt as his [[PerverseSexualLust "girlfriend"]] before anyone even talks about the movie.
* The Cosmonauts frequently point out Creator/JeanClaudeVanDamme's noticeable accent, [[NotEvenBotheringWithTheAccent despite playing the American Guile]].
-->'''Marcus:''' I want to point out that he ''is'' American in this movie.
-->'''Andre:''' Then what's the accent?!
-->'''Marcus:''' [[SarcasmMode It's American.]]
* Their reaction to [[NamedByTheAdaptation Chun-li being given the last name of "Zang."]]
-->'''Marcus:''' I don't know if that's really her last name. [[ViewerNameConfusion I thought her last name was "Li!"]]
-->'''Dan:''' [[IAmNotShazam I thought it was "Street Fighter."]]
-->''(everyone laughs)''
* Marcus expositing that this was Creator/RaulJulia's [[SwanSong last performance.]]
-->'''Marcus:''' [[SoMyKidsCanWatch He did this movie 'cause his kid wanted him to.]] [[VerbalBackspace Or his grandkid.]] And then he died. So, that's great.
-->'''[[SpeakInUnison Andre and Dan:]]''' [[AmbiguousSyntax His grandkid died?]]
-->'''Marcus:''' ''(laughs)'' Oh no, no!
* Andre commenting on Balrog's [[VillainousWidowsPeak exaggerated Widow's Peak]] multiple times before anyone else responds.
-->'''Andre:''' Okay, why is no one else acknowledging the man's M-shaped hairline?!
-->'''Dan:''' I've acknowledged it and accepted it and favored it, even.
-->'''Marcus:''' Yeah, I would do that to my head.
* Their initial interpretation of E. Honda [[NoSell not reacting to getting whipped]].
-->'''Andre:''' [[TooKinkyToTorture Oh, he's into it.]]
-->'''Marcus:''' He's like, [[AssShove "Shove it up my ass, next."]]
-->'''Balrog:''' God, how do you keep from crying out?
-->'''Honda!Marcus:''' I like it.
* After the Cosmonauts watch the famous "ButForMeItWasTuesday" scene, they make comparisons between M. Bison and Chun-Li's relationship and [[Film/ReturnOfTheJedi Jabba the Hutt and Leia's]].
-->'''Marcus:''' I wanna imagine, like, this is what happened in Jabba's Palace between Leia and Jabba, like, after hours? [[InsultBackfire She's just shit-talking him, and he's hanging out.]]
-->'''Leia!Dan:''' I'm gonna murder you. [[{{Foreshadowing}} Probably with a chain around your neck.]]
-->'''Jabba!Marcus:''' ''[[FunWithSubtitles (makes Jabba noises while on-screen subtitles say "lol ok whatever lady")]]''
-->''(Dan and Marcus laugh)''
-->'''Jabba!Marcus:''' [[CallBack ... Tuesday.]]
-->''(everyone laughs)''
* Blanka's reveal prompts hysterical laughter from the Cosmonauts.
-->'''Marcus:''' HE LOOKS LIKE–HE LOOKS LIKE ''[[SpecialEffectsFailure CHEESE!]]''
** Later, [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext when Dhalsim tries to reverse Blanka's cerebral programming by showing him footage of happy things]], including a [[UsefulNotes/MartinLutherKingJr Martin Luther King]] speech.
-->'''MLK!Marcus:''' I had a dream... that [[FantasticRacism green jungle children]]... ''[[{{Corpsing}} (laughs)]]''
* When Bison starts floating.
-->'''Marcus:''' [[NarmCharm Yeahhhhh boyyy.]] [[CallBack His last role before he died!]]
* Marcus's reaction to Guile's final move against Bison, depicted by a RepeatCut.
-->'''Marcus:''' [[GenreSavvy That's how you know it's the kill shot.]] If it's [[RuleOfThree three kicks]], he's dead.
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* Marcus summarizes the scene where Batman realizes Superman's mother has the same first name as his and spares his life [[MemeticMutation by putting a blushing Batman Wojak that says "omg he's literally me" onscreen]].
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* Marcus summarizes the scene where [[CommonalityConnection Batman realizes Superman's mother has the same first name as his and spares his life life]] [[MemeticMutation by putting a blushing Batman Wojak that says "omg he's literally me" onscreen]].
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* The running gag of Marcus and/or Meghan firing an imaginary shotgun at the camera [[LoveHurts whenever someone on the show is rejected]].
* Marcus and Meghan's fixation on [[EnsembleDarkHorse Victoria]] up to calling her "best girl." [[EqualOpportunityOffender It doesn't prevent them from making fun of her, though.]]
-->'''Victoria:''' This is a very strange conversation! ''(laughs)'' This is par for the course with me, by the way. You should be really happy that we haven't gotten into weirder territory.
-->'''Meghan:''' [[DracoInLeatherPants "Haha, I'm fucking crazy, and you're about to find out just how fucking crazy I am!"]] [[GroinAttack She just takes a big bite out of his dick.]]
-->'''Marcus:''' [[CrossesTheLineTwice "Mmmmm! Tastes like DOG!"]]
* Marcus and Meghan giving Luke [[TheNondescript (who they call multiple different names)]] a {{Fratbro}} personality.
-->'''Luke!Marcus:''' I can't believe this girl just said [[BallsGag "ball."]] That's really gross.
-->'''Luke!Meghan:''' Yeah, "freeball?" Who ''is'' she? [[{{Tomboy}} Is she a fuckin' man?]]
-->'''Luke!Marcus:''' I don't get it. What, are you a fuckin' dude? [[TransparentCloset Why don't you pull your dick out and fuck me?]] [[HypocriticalHumor Fuckin' weirdo.]]
** Later, when Luke invites one of the girls to his home.
-->'''Luke!Marcus:''' I'm just tired. We could take a nap. Do you mind if I just go to sleep, babe? This is like the eighth date I've been on; [[ImmoralRealityShow the producers won't let me leave]].
-->'''Luke!Meghan:''' I've eaten nothing but pad thai and tequila shots. ''(Marcus laughs)''
-->'''Luke!Marcus:''' I've had so much fuckin' pad thai, [[MajorInjuryUnderreaction and I didn't tell anybody I was allergic to peanuts, so I think I'm probably gonna die soon]].
* During the "Gurki" episode.
-->'''Meghan:''' [[HollywoodBeautyStandards I don't like that everyone in this show is hot.]] Gimme some ugly bitches.
* When Jay starts talking about his Lady Liberty tattoo, he says the statue's five points represent the five boroughs of New York City. Meghan looks it up to fact-check him.
-->'''Meghan:''' [[InUniverseFactoidFailure No, he's dumb as fuck. It has seven points, and they represent the seven seas and seven continents of the world.]] This ''asshole!''
-->'''Marcus:''' "I didn't know that!" [[CompulsiveLiar "Yeah, 'cause it's not true, baby. I made it up."]]
-->'''Meghan:''' "You're dumb as fuck, I can't believe you fell for that. Stupid ass bitch."
* [[CringeComedy Their reaction to the fight between Gurki and Salim]], as well as their summation of Salim's argument:
-->'''Salim!Meghan:''' [[DefiledForever NO ONE IS EVER GONNA TRUST YOU!]] HOW COULD YOU EVER FUCKING LIVE WITH YOURSELF, ''BECAUSE YOU'RE'' '''''DIVORCED!'''''
-->'''Salim!Marcus:''' YOU'RE ''DIVORCED!'' '''''[[SlutShaming YOU SLUT!]]'''''
-->'''Meghan:''' ''I'' need therapy now from that! ''I'' need therapy!
* Their immediate reaction of disgust to Jonathan's [[ManlyFacialHair handlebar mustache]].
-->'''Jonathan:''' I just always like to change my look up.
-->'''Marcus:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Yeah, maybe you gotta do that again, I think.]]
-->''(both laugh)''
-->'''Marcus:''' You know, statistically, there's a lot of people on this show. I think ''one of them''... one of them will see this.
-->'''Meghan:''' I don't wanna make fun of that one guy too hard, then. What if ''he's'' the guy that watches this video?
-->'''Marcus:''' He's like, "I love the Cosmonaut... ''[[InelegantBlubbering (starts sobbing unintelligibly)]]'' [[BrokenPedestal make fun of my mustache]]?"
* The amount of times they poke fun at Lex's forwardness.
-->'''Marcus:''' [[AllMenArePerverts This dude loves talking about dick-suckin'!]]
-->'''Meghan:''' He just is really getting to the heart of it.
-->'''Marcus:''' He wants to ''get his balls licked!'' He came to this show for a reason; he has a goal in mind, and he's gonna make it happen! That's why he's talking to [[TheTwink Soft Lips]] over here! ''(laughs)''
* [[InflationaryDialogue Marcus repeatedly exaggerating Leonard's age every time he mentions it.]] When he rejects one of his dates, for example:
-->'''Leonard:''' It's got everything to do with me and not you.
-->'''Meghan:''' Ohhhhhhhh my ''God'', ''[[ItsNotYouItsMe "It's not you, it's me"?!]]''
-->'''Marcus:''' Leonard, you learned ''long'' ago–decades–''centuries'' ago that's not what you're supposed to say!
* The testimonials during Sarah's introduction describe her as being very talkative and a handful to live with.
-->'''Marcus:''' [[WithFriendsLikeThese Her friends are talking mad shit about her.]]
-->'''Meghan:''' ''(whispering)'' [[TheFriendNobodyLikes "Sarah fucking sucks, honestly. We just want to get her some dick so she'll shut the fuck up. Oh my God."]]
-->'''Marcus:''' "We fucking hate Sarah. We need someone else to distract her for us."
** Later, Marcus makes this comment, [[LamePunReaction presumably in response to a pun she made]].
-->'''Marcus:''' ''(voice lowered)'' [[JerkassHasAPoint I can kinda see what they were talking about. She talks a lot, I guess.]]
* After a date tells Sarah to relax, a ScareChord [[ManipulativeEditing plays]].
-->'''Sarah:''' I'm gonna give you a little piece of advice, and that is... ''[[VoiceOfTheLegion (voice distorts,]] [[BurningWithAnger suddenly becomes surrounded by flames)]]'' [[WomanScorned don't ever tell a woman to relax]].
-->'''Meghan:''' [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Bye!]] ''(leaves her seat before sitting back down)''
-->'''Marcus:''' ''Sarah!''
-->'''Meghan:''' Sarah, fucking rel–[[ShuttingUpNow Wait, I can't say relax!]] Oh, she's fucking scary!
-->'''Marcus:''' Sarah went from, like, ManicPixieDreamGirl to...
-->'''Meghan:''' Hardcore Psycho... [[NightmareFetishist Nightmare Mommy]]!
* The ending, right after Sarah gets rejected:
-->'''Sarah:''' Oh my god, [[IllBeInMyBunk I'm gonna go home and masturbate.]]
-->''(Marcus and Meghan silently leave the room, followed by cut to black)''
* The running gag of Marcus and/or Meghan firing an imaginary shotgun at the camera [[LoveHurts whenever someone on the show is rejected]].
* Marcus and Meghan's fixation on [[EnsembleDarkHorse Victoria]] up to calling her "best girl." [[EqualOpportunityOffender It doesn't prevent them from making fun of her, though.]]
-->'''Victoria:''' This is a very strange conversation! ''(laughs)'' This is par for the course with me, by the way. You should be really happy that we haven't gotten into weirder territory.
-->'''Meghan:''' [[DracoInLeatherPants "Haha, I'm fucking crazy, and you're about to find out just how fucking crazy I am!"]] [[GroinAttack She just takes a big bite out of his dick.]]
-->'''Marcus:''' [[CrossesTheLineTwice "Mmmmm! Tastes like DOG!"]]
* Marcus and Meghan giving Luke [[TheNondescript (who they call multiple different names)]] a {{Fratbro}} personality.
-->'''Luke!Marcus:''' I can't believe this girl just said [[BallsGag "ball."]] That's really gross.
-->'''Luke!Meghan:''' Yeah, "freeball?" Who ''is'' she? [[{{Tomboy}} Is she a fuckin' man?]]
-->'''Luke!Marcus:''' I don't get it. What, are you a fuckin' dude? [[TransparentCloset Why don't you pull your dick out and fuck me?]] [[HypocriticalHumor Fuckin' weirdo.]]
** Later, when Luke invites one of the girls to his home.
-->'''Luke!Marcus:''' I'm just tired. We could take a nap. Do you mind if I just go to sleep, babe? This is like the eighth date I've been on; [[ImmoralRealityShow the producers won't let me leave]].
-->'''Luke!Meghan:''' I've eaten nothing but pad thai and tequila shots. ''(Marcus laughs)''
-->'''Luke!Marcus:''' I've had so much fuckin' pad thai, [[MajorInjuryUnderreaction and I didn't tell anybody I was allergic to peanuts, so I think I'm probably gonna die soon]].
* During the "Gurki" episode.
-->'''Meghan:''' [[HollywoodBeautyStandards I don't like that everyone in this show is hot.]] Gimme some ugly bitches.
* When Jay starts talking about his Lady Liberty tattoo, he says the statue's five points represent the five boroughs of New York City. Meghan looks it up to fact-check him.
-->'''Meghan:''' [[InUniverseFactoidFailure No, he's dumb as fuck. It has seven points, and they represent the seven seas and seven continents of the world.]] This ''asshole!''
-->'''Marcus:''' "I didn't know that!" [[CompulsiveLiar "Yeah, 'cause it's not true, baby. I made it up."]]
-->'''Meghan:''' "You're dumb as fuck, I can't believe you fell for that. Stupid ass bitch."
* [[CringeComedy Their reaction to the fight between Gurki and Salim]], as well as their summation of Salim's argument:
-->'''Salim!Meghan:''' [[DefiledForever NO ONE IS EVER GONNA TRUST YOU!]] HOW COULD YOU EVER FUCKING LIVE WITH YOURSELF, ''BECAUSE YOU'RE'' '''''DIVORCED!'''''
-->'''Salim!Marcus:''' YOU'RE ''DIVORCED!'' '''''[[SlutShaming YOU SLUT!]]'''''
-->'''Meghan:''' ''I'' need therapy now from that! ''I'' need therapy!
* Their immediate reaction of disgust to Jonathan's [[ManlyFacialHair handlebar mustache]].
-->'''Jonathan:''' I just always like to change my look up.
-->'''Marcus:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Yeah, maybe you gotta do that again, I think.]]
-->''(both laugh)''
-->'''Marcus:''' You know, statistically, there's a lot of people on this show. I think ''one of them''... one of them will see this.
-->'''Meghan:''' I don't wanna make fun of that one guy too hard, then. What if ''he's'' the guy that watches this video?
-->'''Marcus:''' He's like, "I love the Cosmonaut... ''[[InelegantBlubbering (starts sobbing unintelligibly)]]'' [[BrokenPedestal make fun of my mustache]]?"
* The amount of times they poke fun at Lex's forwardness.
-->'''Marcus:''' [[AllMenArePerverts This dude loves talking about dick-suckin'!]]
-->'''Meghan:''' He just is really getting to the heart of it.
-->'''Marcus:''' He wants to ''get his balls licked!'' He came to this show for a reason; he has a goal in mind, and he's gonna make it happen! That's why he's talking to [[TheTwink Soft Lips]] over here! ''(laughs)''
* [[InflationaryDialogue Marcus repeatedly exaggerating Leonard's age every time he mentions it.]] When he rejects one of his dates, for example:
-->'''Leonard:''' It's got everything to do with me and not you.
-->'''Meghan:''' Ohhhhhhhh my ''God'', ''[[ItsNotYouItsMe "It's not you, it's me"?!]]''
-->'''Marcus:''' Leonard, you learned ''long'' ago–decades–''centuries'' ago that's not what you're supposed to say!
* The testimonials during Sarah's introduction describe her as being very talkative and a handful to live with.
-->'''Marcus:''' [[WithFriendsLikeThese Her friends are talking mad shit about her.]]
-->'''Meghan:''' ''(whispering)'' [[TheFriendNobodyLikes "Sarah fucking sucks, honestly. We just want to get her some dick so she'll shut the fuck up. Oh my God."]]
-->'''Marcus:''' "We fucking hate Sarah. We need someone else to distract her for us."
** Later, Marcus makes this comment, [[LamePunReaction presumably in response to a pun she made]].
-->'''Marcus:''' ''(voice lowered)'' [[JerkassHasAPoint I can kinda see what they were talking about. She talks a lot, I guess.]]
* After a date tells Sarah to relax, a ScareChord [[ManipulativeEditing plays]].
-->'''Sarah:''' I'm gonna give you a little piece of advice, and that is... ''[[VoiceOfTheLegion (voice distorts,]] [[BurningWithAnger suddenly becomes surrounded by flames)]]'' [[WomanScorned don't ever tell a woman to relax]].
-->'''Meghan:''' [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Bye!]] ''(leaves her seat before sitting back down)''
-->'''Marcus:''' ''Sarah!''
-->'''Meghan:''' Sarah, fucking rel–[[ShuttingUpNow Wait, I can't say relax!]] Oh, she's fucking scary!
-->'''Marcus:''' Sarah went from, like, ManicPixieDreamGirl to...
-->'''Meghan:''' Hardcore Psycho... [[NightmareFetishist Nightmare Mommy]]!
* The ending, right after Sarah gets rejected:
-->'''Sarah:''' Oh my god, [[IllBeInMyBunk I'm gonna go home and masturbate.]]
-->''(Marcus and Meghan silently leave the room, followed by cut to black)''
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* Marcus summarizes the scene where [[NotSoDifferent Batman realizes Superman's mother has the same first name as his and spares his life]] [[MemeticMutation by putting a blushing Batman Wojak that says "omg he's literally me" onscreen]].
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* Marcus summarizes the scene where [[NotSoDifferent Batman realizes Superman's mother has the same first name as his and spares his life]] life [[MemeticMutation by putting a blushing Batman Wojak that says "omg he's literally me" onscreen]].
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-->'''Marcus:''' [[MadnessMantra This isn't Star Wars! THIS ISN'T STAR WARS!]] ''[[MadnessMantra THIS ISN'T STAR WA]]'' [[SmashToBlack –]]
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* Marcus's [[https://youtu.be/fpmH_Rrn8e0 summary]] of how convoluted and ridiculous the plot to assassinate Padme at the beginning of ''Film/AttackOfTheClones'' is.
-->'''Marcus:''' So Palpatine needs Padme dead, but he doesn't want to do it himself. So he asks Count Dooku to go kill Padme, but Count Dooku doesn't want to do it himself. So Count Dooku asks Jango Fett to go kill Padme, but Jango Fett [[RuleOfThree doesn't want to do it himself]]. So he asks his shapeshifter friend to go kill Padme, but the shapeshifter [[OverlyLongGag sends a robot to go kill Padme]].
* Marcus's [[https://youtu.be/fpmH_Rrn8e0 summary]] of how convoluted and ridiculous the plot to assassinate Padme at the beginning of ''Film/AttackOfTheClones'' is.
-->'''Marcus:''' So Palpatine needs Padme dead, but he doesn't want to do it himself. So he asks Count Dooku to go kill Padme, but Count Dooku doesn't want to do it himself. So Count Dooku asks Jango Fett to go kill Padme, but Jango Fett [[RuleOfThree doesn't want to do it himself]]. So he asks his shapeshifter friend to go kill Padme, but the shapeshifter [[OverlyLongGag sends a robot to go kill Padme]].
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[[AC: [[Film/TheAmazingSpiderManSeries The Amazing Spider-Man 1&2]] - Worse Than You Can Even Imagine]]
* The introduction has Marcus reflect on [[BrokenBase the reaction the first video got]], [[BlatantLies describing it as completely uncontroversial while cutting in angry comments from viewers]].
-->'''Marcus:''' [[SarcasmMode I had lots of reasonable points that everyone unanimously agreed with, as usual.]]
* The RunningGag [[SickeninglySweethearts of Marcus reacting to Peter and Gwen's flirting with vitriol]].
-->'''Marcus:''' CAN WE FUCKING MOVE ON, PLEASE?!
* Marcus claiming that Creator/AndrewGarfield [[WTHCastingAgency doesn't play a believable Peter Parker]] [[HollywoodBeautyStandards because he's too good-looking]].
-->'''Marcus:''' Can we please tone down the sensual male model expressions? [[ThinkOfTheChildren My daughter's gonna be home from school; I don't want her seeing this shit!]]
* Marcus takes the subway fight scene as an opportunity to criticize the movie's [[{{Blipvert}} editing]].
-->'''Marcus:''' Who the fuck cut that sequence together? That was ''horrible.''
-->''(A screencap of the film's wikipedia article crediting its three editors is shown onscreen)''
-->'''Marcus:''' Which one of you was it?! Somebody has to explain themselves.
* His reaction to Peter [[MundaneUtility using his superpowers to beat Flash Thompson in a game of basketball]].
-->'''Marcus:''' [[SoBadItsGood Basketball scenes in superhero movies are always comedy gold.]] Like, [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe are you fucking kidding me]]? ''(laughs)''
* [[MondegreenGag "Easy, Fuckboi"]]
* Marcus randomly [[MemeticMutation Circle Game-ing the audience]] by zooming into a frame of Spider-Man doing an "OK" hand gesture, [[SoUnfunnyItsFunny complete with an ironic use of the open-eyed-crying-laughing emoji]].
* During a scene from the second movie, Marcus points out one of the extras on the TV [[IdenticalStranger happens to look like him]].
-->'''Marcus:''' Also, hey, look. I'm in the movie. ''(camera zooms in the TV's logo)'' [[ProductPlacement Brought to you by Sony.]] ''(he points out another Sony-branded product in a different scene)'' Oh, and right after that, "Brought to you by Sony" again. Jesus Christ, at least space them out.
* The reveal of why Marcus has never seen the second movie:
-->'''Marcus:''' ... And during this montage, we have the song ''Gone, Gone, Gone'' by Phillip Phillips, also known as the "For You" song.
-->''(chorus of'' Gone, Gone, Gone ''plays)''
-->'''Marcus:''' [[SuddenlyShouting AND I FUCKING HATE THIS SONG!]] This song is on my list of most-hated-songs in the entire world, right under ''[[Music/EltonJohn Crocodile Rock]]'' and ''[[Music/JoanJett Bad Reputation]]''. ''(voice drops to a quieter volume)'' [[ImmediateSelfContradiction I kinda like]] ''[[ImmediateSelfContradiction Bad Reputation]]'' [[ImmediateSelfContradiction when it's in]] Series/FreaksAndGeeks. [[CallBack Hey, we talked about Freaks and Geeks twice in one video, look at that.]] Now, my friends know that I hate this song with a burning passion, and when they went to go see this movie without me, I asked them how it was, and they were like, "Don't see it. The fucking 'For You' song is in it." And that is the reason why I have never seen this movie until today. [[FelonyMisdemeanor 'Cause I don't like that song.]]
* The resolution of the Peter Parker's parents sublot:
-->'''Marcus:''' So the subplot about his dad ends here. He found out that his dad... made the spiders. [[InternalReveal Which is something that we already. Fucking. KNEW!]]
* Gwen Stacy's death [[BlackComedy is edited to include an]] [[{{VideoGame/Roblox}} "OOF!" sound effect]] [[WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes and some text saying "That's All Folks!"]]
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* Marcus introducing the series by announcing [[TimeTravel he just came back from a visit to the near future]] to attend a showing of [[Film/TheRiseOfSkywalker the latest Star Wars movie]].[[note]]This video came out 20 days before the premiere of ''The Rise of Skywalker''[[/note]] His thoughts?
-->'''Marcus:''' Now, if you ask me, I thought the movie was pretty ''[[CensoredForComedy (bleep)]]'', but [[BlatantLies despite the]] [[NoodleIncident graphic male nudity]], I still thought it was pretty good.
* Marcus editing [[MemeticMutation a profane voicemail call]] over R2-D2's dialogue.
-->'''C-3PO:''' I'm sorry, sir, but he appears to have picked up a slight flutter.
-->'''"R2-D2":''' I'mma beat that attitude up out you, [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitch]]. You big, fat [[VerbalTic bitch]]. [[Literature/CharlieAndTheChocolateFactory Oompa-Loompa]]-body-ass [[RuleOfThree bitch]].
-->'''C-3PO:''' How dare you call me that?! ''(smacks him on the head)''
* After he addresses the Special Editions:
-->'''Marcus:''' There's kind of a stigma attached to Star Wars nerds because people think we complain about dumb shit all the time, and...
-->''(Film/TheLastJedi's [[BrokenBase audience score]] on Rotten Tomatoes is shown onscreen, accompanied by Duel of the Fates)''
-->'''Marcus:''' Yeah, that's kinda true...
* His rant about [[ContestedSequel the prequels]] at the end of the video.
-->'''Marcus:''' So, did [[Creator/GeorgeLucas George]] follow up with a faithful continuation to the franchise? [[SuddenlyShouting No, he fucking shit all over it!]] These movies are ''bad!'' They're ''awful,'' and for some reason, [[BrokenBase this is now some kind of hot take]]! [[OnlySaneMan I feel like I'm living in an alternate dimension]], because people are actually trying to tell me these movies are good now! You have to ''literally'' be brainwashed in order to like them! The only people who like them are either children [[NostalgiaFilter or people who watched them as children]], and unfortunately, these children grew up into people with very strong opinions, and [[VindicatedByHistory they want you to think these movies are secretly art]]! Well, they aren't! They're bad movies, and [[GilliganCut I do not to watch them again–]]''([[SmashToBlack cut to]] [[SequelHook To Be Continued screen]])''
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-->'''Marcus:''' Once my generation got older, and we realized these movies were bad, there was peace on the internet for a brief time. It was widely accepted that the Star Wars prequels were not good movies, and there wasn't anybody alive who unironically liked them. There was no more world hunger, racism was over, and we as a species had finally achieved world peace. [[GameChanger And then Disney started making Star Wars movies.]]
-->'''Sammy Classic Sonic Fan (labelled "Star Wars Fans"):''' This... is... A NIGHTMARE! ''(throws chair)''
** Later:
-->'''Marcus:''' What kills me is when people say (the prequel trilogy) is good, and (the sequel trilogy isn't). [[SarcasmMode "Oh, at least the prequels had some original ideas!"]] Who the fuck says shit like this?
* Marcus criticizing Obi-Wan for calling Anakin too hotheaded and impulsive [[HypocriticalHumor when he jumped out the window chasing a robot minutes earlier]].
-->'''Obi-Wan:''' Patience. Use the force. Think.
-->''[[SmashCut (cut to shot of Obi-Wan shattering the window as he leaps through it accompanied by child's scream)]]''
* [[https://youtu.be/fpmH_Rrn8e0 His summary]] of how convoluted and ridiculous the plot to assassinate Padme at the beginning of ''Film/AttackOfTheClones'' is.
-->'''Marcus:''' So Palpatine needs Padme dead, but he doesn't want to do it himself. So he asks Count Dooku to go kill Padme, but Count Dooku doesn't want to do it himself. So Count Dooku asks Jango Fett to go kill Padme, but Jango Fett [[RuleOfThree doesn't want to do it himself]]. So he asks his shapeshifter friend to go kill Padme, but the shapeshifter [[OverlyLongGag sends a robot to go kill Padme]].
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-->'''Yoda!Marcus:''' [[SarcasmMode Secretly genius, these prequels are! Many original ideas, these movies have!]]
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-->'''Yoda!Marcus:''' [[SarcasmMode Secretly genius, these prequels are! are!]] [[CallBack Many original ideas, these movies have!]]
* Marcus attributes Film/RevengeOfTheSith's popularity to the positive memories people have of it due to MemeticMutation and little else.
-->'''Marcus:''' Kinda reminds me of [[Film/SpiderMan2 another movie]] I've talked about with a rabid fanbase...
-->'''[[Series/Reno911 Lieutenant Dangle]]:''' [[TrollingCreator Oh! I'm just goofin'. New boot goofin'.]]
* The first word of Episode 3's title crawl is just "War!", which prompts Marcus to include a snippet of Edwin Starr's cover of the song ''[[Music/TheTemptations War]]'' multiple times.
* Marcus's criticism of the trilogy's focus on the world's internal politics gives us this line:
-->'''Marcus:''' What was it about politics that had George [[UnusualEuphemism so horny]]?
[[AC:Every Franchise/StarWars Movie Reviewed – Pt. 3 – The Disney Movies]]
* The cold open recreates Creator/WillSmith's [[MemeticMutation infamous]] WebVideo/YouTubeRewind appearance by having him react to Film/TheRiseOfSkywalker's Rotten Tomatoes score.
* Marcus re-editing the famous Darth Vader scene from Film/RogueOne into an MLG-style montage, complete with dubstep music, reticles, {{Franchise/Halo}} announcer voice clips, and [[VideoGame/MortalKombat9 X-Ray moves]].
* Him criticizing some viewers misinterpreting the scene where Kylo Ren says "kill the past" as Film/TheLastJedi's thesis, even though though it's coming from the villain.
-->'''Marcus:''' They think that this line is just Creator/RianJohnson [[TakeThatAudience looking you dead in the eyes and saying]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice "I'm gonna fuck Star Wars right in front of you, and you're gonna like it!"]]
* Marcus points out that the trilogy gives Finn three love-interests, presumably to [[ShipSinking Ship-Sink]] [[FanPreferredCouple Finn and Poe]].
-->'''Marcus:''' ''(cut to shot of Zorii Bliss)'' Poe even gets one, eventually! ''(shot of Amylin Holdo)'' [[ShipTease Or maybe one-and-a-half.]] ''(shot of Leia)'' [[MayDecemberRomance Or maybe one-and-two-halves?]]
-->''[[BowChickaWowWow (porno music plays)]]''
-->'''Holdo:''' I like him.
-->'''Leia:''' Me too.
[[AC:[[Film/BatmanVSupermanDawnOfJustice Batman v Superman]]- – The Worst Superhero Movie Ever Made?]]Made?]]
* Marcus attributes Film/RevengeOfTheSith's popularity to the positive memories people have of it due to MemeticMutation and little else.
-->'''Marcus:''' Kinda reminds me of [[Film/SpiderMan2 another movie]] I've talked about with a rabid fanbase...
-->'''[[Series/Reno911 Lieutenant Dangle]]:''' [[TrollingCreator Oh! I'm just goofin'. New boot goofin'.]]
* The first word of Episode 3's title crawl is just "War!", which prompts Marcus to include a snippet of Edwin Starr's cover of the song ''[[Music/TheTemptations War]]'' multiple times.
* Marcus's criticism of the trilogy's focus on the world's internal politics gives us this line:
-->'''Marcus:''' What was it about politics that had George [[UnusualEuphemism so horny]]?
[[AC:Every Franchise/StarWars Movie Reviewed – Pt. 3 – The Disney Movies]]
* The cold open recreates Creator/WillSmith's [[MemeticMutation infamous]] WebVideo/YouTubeRewind appearance by having him react to Film/TheRiseOfSkywalker's Rotten Tomatoes score.
* Marcus re-editing the famous Darth Vader scene from Film/RogueOne into an MLG-style montage, complete with dubstep music, reticles, {{Franchise/Halo}} announcer voice clips, and [[VideoGame/MortalKombat9 X-Ray moves]].
* Him criticizing some viewers misinterpreting the scene where Kylo Ren says "kill the past" as Film/TheLastJedi's thesis, even though though it's coming from the villain.
-->'''Marcus:''' They think that this line is just Creator/RianJohnson [[TakeThatAudience looking you dead in the eyes and saying]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice "I'm gonna fuck Star Wars right in front of you, and you're gonna like it!"]]
* Marcus points out that the trilogy gives Finn three love-interests, presumably to [[ShipSinking Ship-Sink]] [[FanPreferredCouple Finn and Poe]].
-->'''Marcus:''' ''(cut to shot of Zorii Bliss)'' Poe even gets one, eventually! ''(shot of Amylin Holdo)'' [[ShipTease Or maybe one-and-a-half.]] ''(shot of Leia)'' [[MayDecemberRomance Or maybe one-and-two-halves?]]
-->''[[BowChickaWowWow (porno music plays)]]''
-->'''Holdo:''' I like him.
-->'''Leia:''' Me too.
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* During his review of Film/HarryPotterAndThePhilosophersStone, he criticizes [[WhatAnIdiot how gullible and compliant Harry is]].
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* During his review of Film/HarryPotterAndThePhilosophersStone, he criticizes [[WhatAnIdiot how gullible and compliant Harry is]].
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--> ''(cut to shot of Superman [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything getting a face full faceful of green Kryptonite gas]])''
* Marcus summarizes the scene where [[NotSoDifferent Batman realizes Superman's mother has the same first name as his and spares his life]] [[MemeticMutation by putting a blushing Batman Wojak that says "omg he's literally me" onscreen]].
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* During his review of Film/HarryPotterAndThePhilosophersStone, he criticizes [[WhatAnIdiot how gullible and compliant he thinks Harry is]].
* Marcus summarizes the scene where [[NotSoDifferent Batman realizes Superman's mother has the same first name as his and spares his life]] [[MemeticMutation by putting a blushing Batman Wojak that says "omg he's literally me" onscreen]].
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* During his review of Film/HarryPotterAndThePhilosophersStone, he criticizes [[WhatAnIdiot how gullible and compliant he thinks Harry is]].
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* [[DeadpanSnarker Marcus']] Marcus's]] [[SarcasmMode thoughts on the first movie:]] "Damn, movie:]]
-->'''Marcus:''' Damn, this movie is good, but it'd be way better with [[FantasticRacism racism]] in it."
-->'''Marcus:''' Damn, this movie is good, but it'd be way better with [[FantasticRacism racism]] in it.
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-->'''Marcus:''' [[SuddenlyShouting THIS MOVIE IS... FUCKIN'...]] [[BaitAndSwitch pretty good]]. Yeah. I actually kinda like this movie.
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-->'''Marcus:''' [[SuddenlyShouting THIS MOVIE IS... FUCKIN'...]] [[BaitAndSwitch [[BaitAndSwitchComment pretty good]]. Yeah. I actually kinda like this movie.movie.
[[AC: [[Film/BladeTrilogy The Blade Trilogy]] – The Worst Superhero Movies Ever Made]]
* Marcus discussing Blade's place in the original Marvel Universe as a small-time player in a bigger story.
-->'''Marcus:''' And sometimes, when he shows up in something, [[InNameOnly he's not even the same character.]]
-->''(shot of [[RaceLift Blade's appearance in]] WesternAnimation/SpiderManTheAnimatedSeries)''
-->'''WebVideo/ScottTheWoz:''' OH [[SoundEffectBleep SH*T]], IT'S A WHITE GUY!
* His summary of [[StaticCharacter Blade's character]].
-->'''Marcus:''' Here is his full list of likes and dislikes. Blade dislikes: vampires. Blade likes: [[BloodKnight killing vampires]]. That's it. That's the whole list.
* At one point, [[NiceJobBreakingItHero Blade neglects to deal a finishing blow to a vampire he apparently has history with, which results in his presumed-dead body being taken to a hospital, where he goes on to kill innocent people]] before Blade comes back to finish the job. [[WhyDontYouJustShootHim Marcus begins criticizing this]], until a scene where Blade scares off some police offers by [[NoSell shrugging off their bullets]] and yelling at them plays.
-->'''Blade:''' Motherfucker, are you out of your damn mind?!
-->'''Marcus:''' Nevermind, I take it back. This movie is so good.
* Marcus notices Film/BladeII's cast includes Creator/DonnieYen, and starts getting excited for the potential he could bring to the action scenes. [[GilliganCut He immediately cuts to his character getting killed off.]]
-->'''Marcus:''' Oh. [[TheyWastedAPerfectlyGoodCharacter Nevermind.]]
* At the end of his review of the second movie, [[SoOkayItsAverage which he generally considered mediocre]].
-->'''Marcus:''' I don't know who directed this, but he's got a lot to answer for–
-->''([[AnswerCut Cut]] to the credits revealing [[HeAlsoDid the movie was directed by]] Creator/GuillermoDelToro)''
-->'''Marcus:''' Wha... What the fuck?
* His review of [[Film/BladeTrinity the third movie]] [[RunningGag has him repeatedly voice his disdain for]] Creator/RyanReynolds.
-->'''Marcus:''' Oh, and by the way, I guess Dracula decided not to kill Ryan Reynolds when he was raiding their base, because I can't have anything in this movie.
* A scene where a host interviews the police on TV is reedited to only play every instance of them saying the word vampire [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers and a random instance of one of them saying the word "sexual,"]] followed by a shot of awkward laughter.
* Marcus describing [[CareerResurrection roles being played by wrestlers and Ryan Reynolds no longer being synonymous with bad movies]] as crushing blows to the [[SoBadItsGood "bad movie fandom."]]
* Hannibal King revealing the name of the movie's antagonist to be Drake is accompanied by [[MemeticMutation a picture of a]] SuperDeformed version of [[{{Music/Drake}} the singer]] [[NamesTheSame with the same name]].
* At the end of the third movie:
-->'''Marcus:''' [[WouldRatherSuffer Man, I wish I was watching]] {{Film/Catwoman}} [[WouldRatherSuffer right now.]]
[[AC: [[Film/BladeTrilogy The Blade Trilogy]] – The Worst Superhero Movies Ever Made]]
* Marcus discussing Blade's place in the original Marvel Universe as a small-time player in a bigger story.
-->'''Marcus:''' And sometimes, when he shows up in something, [[InNameOnly he's not even the same character.]]
-->''(shot of [[RaceLift Blade's appearance in]] WesternAnimation/SpiderManTheAnimatedSeries)''
-->'''WebVideo/ScottTheWoz:''' OH [[SoundEffectBleep SH*T]], IT'S A WHITE GUY!
* His summary of [[StaticCharacter Blade's character]].
-->'''Marcus:''' Here is his full list of likes and dislikes. Blade dislikes: vampires. Blade likes: [[BloodKnight killing vampires]]. That's it. That's the whole list.
* At one point, [[NiceJobBreakingItHero Blade neglects to deal a finishing blow to a vampire he apparently has history with, which results in his presumed-dead body being taken to a hospital, where he goes on to kill innocent people]] before Blade comes back to finish the job. [[WhyDontYouJustShootHim Marcus begins criticizing this]], until a scene where Blade scares off some police offers by [[NoSell shrugging off their bullets]] and yelling at them plays.
-->'''Blade:''' Motherfucker, are you out of your damn mind?!
-->'''Marcus:''' Nevermind, I take it back. This movie is so good.
* Marcus notices Film/BladeII's cast includes Creator/DonnieYen, and starts getting excited for the potential he could bring to the action scenes. [[GilliganCut He immediately cuts to his character getting killed off.]]
-->'''Marcus:''' Oh. [[TheyWastedAPerfectlyGoodCharacter Nevermind.]]
* At the end of his review of the second movie, [[SoOkayItsAverage which he generally considered mediocre]].
-->'''Marcus:''' I don't know who directed this, but he's got a lot to answer for–
-->''([[AnswerCut Cut]] to the credits revealing [[HeAlsoDid the movie was directed by]] Creator/GuillermoDelToro)''
-->'''Marcus:''' Wha... What the fuck?
* His review of [[Film/BladeTrinity the third movie]] [[RunningGag has him repeatedly voice his disdain for]] Creator/RyanReynolds.
-->'''Marcus:''' Oh, and by the way, I guess Dracula decided not to kill Ryan Reynolds when he was raiding their base, because I can't have anything in this movie.
* A scene where a host interviews the police on TV is reedited to only play every instance of them saying the word vampire [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers and a random instance of one of them saying the word "sexual,"]] followed by a shot of awkward laughter.
* Marcus describing [[CareerResurrection roles being played by wrestlers and Ryan Reynolds no longer being synonymous with bad movies]] as crushing blows to the [[SoBadItsGood "bad movie fandom."]]
* Hannibal King revealing the name of the movie's antagonist to be Drake is accompanied by [[MemeticMutation a picture of a]] SuperDeformed version of [[{{Music/Drake}} the singer]] [[NamesTheSame with the same name]].
* At the end of the third movie:
-->'''Marcus:''' [[WouldRatherSuffer Man, I wish I was watching]] {{Film/Catwoman}} [[WouldRatherSuffer right now.]]
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* The introduction of the show's first logo, which has Marcus [[MetalScream yell the title in falsetto]] over footage of WesternAnimation/TheSkeletonDance, preceded by a sharp intake.
* Marcus's biggest complaint is the lack of any of the original games' iconic music in the first four episodes. He assumes this might be because [[SoundtrackDissonance it wouldn't fit the tone]], and demonstrates it by playing ''[[VideoGame/CastlevaniaSymphonyOfTheNight Wandering Ghosts]]'' over the show's RRatedOpening, [[MemeticMutation with accompanying Skull Trumpets]].
-->'''Marcus:''' I don't know, I could get behind this.
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-->'''Marcus:''' (laughing) Someone yanked it out of his hands!
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-->'''Marcus:''' (laughing) ''(laughing)'' Someone yanked it out of his hands!
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-->'''Dan:''' [[WildMassGuessing I think the background for this is]] [[EnforcedMethodActing he thought he was doing a serious role, but then the director kept putting things on strings]] (Marcus laughs) ''(Marcus laughs)'' and he's just doing the best he can.
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-->'''Andre:''' (laughing) [[SelfDuplication He's projecting a female doppelganger]]!
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-->'''Andre:''' (laughing) ''(laughing)'' [[SelfDuplication He's projecting a female doppelganger]]!
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-->'''Marcus:''' Yep. (laughs) ''(laughs)'' [[RealityWarper This is Kel's puppet world]]!
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-->'''Marcus:''' Yeah, [[LetUsNeverSpeakOfThisAgain I didn't want to think about it anymore]].
-->'''Marcus:''' Yeah, [[LetUsNeverSpeakOfThisAgain I didn't want to think about it anymore]].
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-->'''Dan:''' [[LetUsNeverSpeakOfThisAgain We just moved past it.
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-->'''Marcus:''' Yeah,[[LetUsNeverSpeakOfThisAgain [[BrainBleach I didn't want to think about it anymore]].
-->'''Marcus:''' Yeah,
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-->'''Marcus:''' What was he doing all night? ... Masturb--[[YouAnsweredYourOwnQuestion Masturb–]]
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-->'''Dan:''' "What are you guys doing in my swamp?" And you think he's being territorial, but he's like, [[EveryoneHasStandards "You know what that ''is?!''"that]] ''[[EveryoneHasStandards is?!"]]''
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-->'''Dan:''' [[WildMassGuessing What if, like,]] [[PrefersTheTrueForm becoming your true self]] and [[PowerGlows glowing with orange light...]] [[PottyFailure made you poop yourself]]?
-->'''Marcus:''' ''(wheezing laughter)'' ''[[NonSequitur Wha-a-a-at?]]''
-->'''Dan:''' [[WildMassGuessing What if, like,]] [[PrefersTheTrueForm becoming your true self]] and [[PowerGlows glowing with orange light...]] [[PottyFailure made you poop yourself]]?
-->'''Marcus:''' ''(wheezing laughter)'' ''[[NonSequitur Wha-a-a-at?]]''
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-->'''Dan:'''[[WildMassGuessing What if, like,]] like, [[PrefersTheTrueForm becoming your true self]] and [[PowerGlows glowing with orange light...]] [[PottyFailure made you poop yourself]]?
-->'''Marcus:''' ''(wheezinglaughter)'' ''[[NonSequitur Wha-a-a-at?]]''laughter) Wha-a-a-at?''
-->'''Dan:'''
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* Marcus's [[SanitySlippage decent into madness]] at the end of the review is something to behold, and that's not the only time it happens.
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* In an appeal to fairness, Marcus says he won't take any of the Special Edition scenes into account on his critique. [[{{Foreshadowing}} He specifically makes note of the infamous musical sequence in Jabba's palace.]]
-->'''Marcus:''' I'm not–I'm not talkin' about that! ''No!'' No, get it out of my face!
* Marcus's explanation for Han Solo's characterization.
-->'''Marcus:''' I don't know, maybe he's just, like, really tired. I kinda feel tired... ''(yawns)'' [[SuddenlyShouting because this movie's SO BORING]].
* Marcus's [[SanitySlippagedecent descent into madness]] at the end of the review is something to behold, and that's not review, caused entirely by the only time it happens.Jabba's palace scene.
-->'''Marcus:''' [[MadnessMantra This isn't Star Wars! THIS ISN'T STAR WARS!]] ''[[MadnessMantra THIS ISN'T STAR WA]]'' [[SmashToBlack –]]
-->'''Marcus:''' I'm not–I'm not talkin' about that! ''No!'' No, get it out of my face!
* Marcus's explanation for Han Solo's characterization.
-->'''Marcus:''' I don't know, maybe he's just, like, really tired. I kinda feel tired... ''(yawns)'' [[SuddenlyShouting because this movie's SO BORING]].
* Marcus's [[SanitySlippage
-->'''Marcus:''' [[MadnessMantra This isn't Star Wars! THIS ISN'T STAR WARS!]] ''[[MadnessMantra THIS ISN'T STAR WA]]'' [[SmashToBlack –]]
* Marcus frames [[OneSceneWonder Mr. Sullivan's]] [[BewareTheQuietOnes stern whispering as aggressive and threatening]]. He drives this home [[HellIsThatNoise by putting scary music whenever he appears]].
* Marcus criticizing Mary Jane's jealousy in [[Film/SpiderMan3 the third movie.]]
-->'''Marcus:''' And then she even has the audacity to get mad when he... [[DerailedTrainOfThought kisses... a random girl... that he doesn't know.]] [[JerkassHasAPoint Right in front of her.]] [[WhatTheHellHero Peter, why did you do that?]]
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-->'''Peter:''' You'll get your rent when you fix this ''[[CensoredForComedy (bleep)]]'' door![[note]][[GoshDangItToHeck The word being censored here is "damn"]][[/note]]
* After Marcus wraps up his critique:
-->'''Marcus:''' ... because even when they're [[SoBadItsGood bad]], they're not as [[DarthWiki/SoBadItsHorrible bad]] as Film/TheAmazingSpiderMan2. Even though I've never seen it. And I'm never going to see it. [[TemptingFate You guys are never going to get me to watch that movie. Because it's not gonna happen. In a million years.]] ... [[ImmediateSelfContradiction Maybe–]][[SequelHook Maybe some other time.]]
* TheStinger:
-->'''Marcus:''' [[RunningGag Hey, look,]] [[CreatorCameo it's]] Creator/StanLee–
-->'''Marcus:''' And then she even has the audacity to get mad when he... [[DerailedTrainOfThought kisses... a random girl... that he doesn't know.]] [[JerkassHasAPoint Right in front of her.]] [[WhatTheHellHero Peter, why did you do that?]]
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-->'''Peter:''' You'll get your rent when you fix this ''[[CensoredForComedy (bleep)]]'' door![[note]][[GoshDangItToHeck The word being censored here is "damn"]][[/note]]
* After Marcus wraps up his critique:
-->'''Marcus:''' ... because even when they're [[SoBadItsGood bad]], they're not as [[DarthWiki/SoBadItsHorrible bad]] as Film/TheAmazingSpiderMan2. Even though I've never seen it. And I'm never going to see it. [[TemptingFate You guys are never going to get me to watch that movie. Because it's not gonna happen. In a million years.]] ... [[ImmediateSelfContradiction Maybe–]][[SequelHook Maybe some other time.]]
* TheStinger:
-->'''Marcus:''' [[RunningGag Hey, look,]] [[CreatorCameo it's]] Creator/StanLee–
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* His response to the backlash from a VocalMinority:
-->'''Marcus:''' Some of the people who hate this show just hate it because... the character of She Hulk occasionally says that [[{{Understatement}} dudes don't rock sometimes]]. [[SarcasmMode And I know that's very difficult to hear. It might make you cry to hear me say that out loud. I should have probably censored it, to be honest.]]
* His response to the backlash from a VocalMinority:
-->'''Marcus:''' Some of the people who hate this show just hate it because... the character of She Hulk occasionally says that [[{{Understatement}} dudes don't rock sometimes]]. [[SarcasmMode And I know that's very difficult to hear. It might make you cry to hear me say that out loud. I should have probably censored it, to be honest.]]
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* The cosmonauts repeated bewilderment at Goku's [[RaceLift casting]].
-->'''Dan:''' Creator/AndrewGarfield [[StuntCasting is]]...
-->'''Marcus:''' Goku!
** Later:
-->'''Marcus:''' Every time he calls this ''white boy'' Goku, I can't handle it.
* When Goku's high school bully [[CanonForeigner Fuller]] appears, onscreen text refers to him as [[MemeticBadass "Fuller (base form)"]].
-->'''Marcus:''' Goku's main arch-nemesis, Frieza, Vegeta, and ''[[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers Fuller]]''.
* Grandpa Gohan's death inspires multiple comparisons to other media.
-->'''Gohan!Marcus:''' "I don't feel so good, Goku..."
-->'''Gohan!Dan:''' [[Film/KungPowEnterTheFist "Let me know if you see a RadioShack."]]
-->'''Gohan!Marcus:''' [[ComicBook/SpiderMan "With great power comes great Kamehameha..."]]
* Their reaction to [[IconicOutfit Goku's famous gi]] [[{{Narm}} being preserved in a briefcase like an important artifact.]]
-->'''Marcus:''' Oh my god!
-->'''Dan:''' Film/PulpFiction! [[WildMassGuessing That's what was in their briefcase!]] [[Creator/QuentinTarantino Tarantino]], you genius!
-->''[[ManipulativeEditing (shots of Vincent Vega looking inside the case inter-spliced with shots of the gi are shown onscreen)]]''
-->'''Marcus:''' Goku's gi!
* This exchange:
-->'''Bulma:''' My father found that [[CallARabbitASmeerp Prometheum Orb]] twenty years ago...
-->'''[[SpeakInUnison Andre and Marcus]]:''' Prometheum Orb?
-->'''Goku:''' [[TheComicallySerious I don't know what you're talking about. This is a Dragon Ball.]]
-->''(everyone starts giggling and laughing)''
-->'''Marcus:''' [[OnSecondThought Stick with Prometheum Orb, please!]]
* Roshi explaining how to master [[ElementalPowers the three elements]] prompts them to start making up [[ExaggeratedTrope increasingly stupider]] [[ElementNumberFive elements]].
-->'''Dan:''' What about [[AcidAttack poison]]? How come they never involve poison? That's an element. [[DamageOverTime Elemental damage...]]
-->'''Marcus:''' [[CuteSlimeMook Slime]]. [[EdibleBludgeon Candy]].
-->'''Dan:''' [[WhiteMagic Holy]]. [[BlackMagic Dark]].
-->'''Andre:''' ''(in reference to Bulma's apparel)'' [[HellBentForLeather Leather]].
* Marcus comparing Yamcha's [[CowTools weird drill machine]] [[VisualInnuendo to a sex toy]].
-->'''Marcus:''' I think I saw that in uhh... a um... a Sasha Grey video.
-->''[[MoodWhiplash (Shot of Sasha Grey moaning accompanied by stock cheering children sound effects)]]''
* Like Fuller before him, the Cosmonauts are equally confused at Sifu Norris's inclusion.
-->'''Marcus:''' They could've made him anyone else.
-->'''Dan:''' [[InNameOnly He could have been Krillin!]] I mean, whatever.
-->'''Marcus:''' I would have bought it! ''{laughing)'' [[CanonForeigner But this guy who's not even real...!]]
* Chi-Chi helps Goku learn ki control by flirting with him. It works.
-->'''Marcus:''' He can just do it now?! [[ThePowerOfLust 'Cause he wanted to get pussy?]]
-->'''Andre:''' [[SarcasmMode That's how it works, Marcus.]]
-->'''Marcus:''' I can't just shoot fire out of my hands because I want to get laid!
-->'''Andre:''' Have you tried it? ''(laughs)''
-->'''Dan:''' [[ExaggeratedTrope You gotta want sex to light fire.]]
-->'''Marcus:''' You can shoot fire out of your hands when you're a horny boy.
-->'''Andre:''' [[FridgeLogic Can you imagine how powerful porn stars must be?]]
-->''(shot of [[CallBack Sasha Grey]] [[SuperMode going Super Saiyan]])''
* After the main characters use the Dragon Balls to [[BackFromTheDead revive Roshi]].
-->'''Marcus:''' [[WhatHappenedToTheMouse What about your fuckin' grandpa, dude?]]
-->...
-->'''Roshi!Marcus:''' [[WastefulWishing Guys, I wasn't dead!]]
-->'''Andre:''' He was actually [[FakingTheDead playing dead]] (just to see) if they would actually revive him.
-->'''Roshi!Marcus:''' [[WeReallyDoCare You guys really do like me!]]
-->'''Roshi!Andre:''' You could've had your grandfather back. Nope! [[SkewedPriorities Revive me instead!]]
-->''(A tribute to the deceased Grandpa Gohan is shown, alongside text saying "RIP in Peace" and "Gone and completely Forgotten")''
* The cosmonauts repeated bewilderment at Goku's [[RaceLift casting]].
-->'''Dan:''' Creator/AndrewGarfield [[StuntCasting is]]...
-->'''Marcus:''' Goku!
** Later:
-->'''Marcus:''' Every time he calls this ''white boy'' Goku, I can't handle it.
* When Goku's high school bully [[CanonForeigner Fuller]] appears, onscreen text refers to him as [[MemeticBadass "Fuller (base form)"]].
-->'''Marcus:''' Goku's main arch-nemesis, Frieza, Vegeta, and ''[[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers Fuller]]''.
* Grandpa Gohan's death inspires multiple comparisons to other media.
-->'''Gohan!Marcus:''' "I don't feel so good, Goku..."
-->'''Gohan!Dan:''' [[Film/KungPowEnterTheFist "Let me know if you see a RadioShack."]]
-->'''Gohan!Marcus:''' [[ComicBook/SpiderMan "With great power comes great Kamehameha..."]]
* Their reaction to [[IconicOutfit Goku's famous gi]] [[{{Narm}} being preserved in a briefcase like an important artifact.]]
-->'''Marcus:''' Oh my god!
-->'''Dan:''' Film/PulpFiction! [[WildMassGuessing That's what was in their briefcase!]] [[Creator/QuentinTarantino Tarantino]], you genius!
-->''[[ManipulativeEditing (shots of Vincent Vega looking inside the case inter-spliced with shots of the gi are shown onscreen)]]''
-->'''Marcus:''' Goku's gi!
* This exchange:
-->'''Bulma:''' My father found that [[CallARabbitASmeerp Prometheum Orb]] twenty years ago...
-->'''[[SpeakInUnison Andre and Marcus]]:''' Prometheum Orb?
-->'''Goku:''' [[TheComicallySerious I don't know what you're talking about. This is a Dragon Ball.]]
-->''(everyone starts giggling and laughing)''
-->'''Marcus:''' [[OnSecondThought Stick with Prometheum Orb, please!]]
* Roshi explaining how to master [[ElementalPowers the three elements]] prompts them to start making up [[ExaggeratedTrope increasingly stupider]] [[ElementNumberFive elements]].
-->'''Dan:''' What about [[AcidAttack poison]]? How come they never involve poison? That's an element. [[DamageOverTime Elemental damage...]]
-->'''Marcus:''' [[CuteSlimeMook Slime]]. [[EdibleBludgeon Candy]].
-->'''Dan:''' [[WhiteMagic Holy]]. [[BlackMagic Dark]].
-->'''Andre:''' ''(in reference to Bulma's apparel)'' [[HellBentForLeather Leather]].
* Marcus comparing Yamcha's [[CowTools weird drill machine]] [[VisualInnuendo to a sex toy]].
-->'''Marcus:''' I think I saw that in uhh... a um... a Sasha Grey video.
-->''[[MoodWhiplash (Shot of Sasha Grey moaning accompanied by stock cheering children sound effects)]]''
* Like Fuller before him, the Cosmonauts are equally confused at Sifu Norris's inclusion.
-->'''Marcus:''' They could've made him anyone else.
-->'''Dan:''' [[InNameOnly He could have been Krillin!]] I mean, whatever.
-->'''Marcus:''' I would have bought it! ''{laughing)'' [[CanonForeigner But this guy who's not even real...!]]
* Chi-Chi helps Goku learn ki control by flirting with him. It works.
-->'''Marcus:''' He can just do it now?! [[ThePowerOfLust 'Cause he wanted to get pussy?]]
-->'''Andre:''' [[SarcasmMode That's how it works, Marcus.]]
-->'''Marcus:''' I can't just shoot fire out of my hands because I want to get laid!
-->'''Andre:''' Have you tried it? ''(laughs)''
-->'''Dan:''' [[ExaggeratedTrope You gotta want sex to light fire.]]
-->'''Marcus:''' You can shoot fire out of your hands when you're a horny boy.
-->'''Andre:''' [[FridgeLogic Can you imagine how powerful porn stars must be?]]
-->''(shot of [[CallBack Sasha Grey]] [[SuperMode going Super Saiyan]])''
* After the main characters use the Dragon Balls to [[BackFromTheDead revive Roshi]].
-->'''Marcus:''' [[WhatHappenedToTheMouse What about your fuckin' grandpa, dude?]]
-->...
-->'''Roshi!Marcus:''' [[WastefulWishing Guys, I wasn't dead!]]
-->'''Andre:''' He was actually [[FakingTheDead playing dead]] (just to see) if they would actually revive him.
-->'''Roshi!Marcus:''' [[WeReallyDoCare You guys really do like me!]]
-->'''Roshi!Andre:''' You could've had your grandfather back. Nope! [[SkewedPriorities Revive me instead!]]
-->''(A tribute to the deceased Grandpa Gohan is shown, alongside text saying "RIP in Peace" and "Gone and completely Forgotten")''
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* The Cosmonauts' introductions.
-->'''Marcus:''' I'm joined here with Meghan–[[ThemedAliases Cosmonaut Meghan]]...
-->'''Dan:''' [[BlatantLies Hi, it's me, Meghan.]]
-->'''Marcus:''' No, that's not it. ''(laughs)'' Say hi, Meghan.
-->'''Meghan:''' Hi, it's me, Dan.
-->'''Marcus:''' [[OnlySaneMan Goddamn it.]]
* The movie's well aged visuals [[TechnologyMarchesOn incite comparisons to]] WesternAnimation/ToyStory.
-->'''Marcus:''' [[SpecialEffectsFailure The scariest thing in Toy Story is Sid.]] Like, he looks like a fucking monster.
-->'''Dan:''' He's the only person who you actually see his face. It's really odd.
-->'''Marcus:''' A fucking ghoul.
-->'''Dan:''' [[VideoGame/StarFox64 Uncle Andross.]]
-->''(A comparison of Sid and the final boss of Star Fox 64 is shown)''
-->'''Marcus:''' ''(laughing)'' He ''does'' look like Andross!
* At one point, Shrek's character design is discussed.
-->'''Dan:''' What's the little vest do?
-->''(Marcus laughs)''
-->'''Meghan:''' It covers his nipples, Dan, don't be mean!
-->'''Marcus:''' It gets cold; they need to have nipple flaps.
-->'''Meghan:''' [[BizarreAlienBiology When ogres reach a certain age,]] [[LactatingMale they can't stop lactating]], so they all wear...
-->'''Marcus:''' ''(laughing)'' [[{{Squick}} STOP THIS BIT, PLE-E-EASE!]]
-->'''Dan:''' [[MeaningfulEcho "Anybody care for a pint?"]]
* When [[OfficialCouple Donkey and the Dragon]] meet:
-->'''Marcus:''' [[HotSkittyOnWailordAction ... How's Donkey fuck the Dragon?]] [[AnimalsLackAttributes Donkey don't even got a dick!]]
-->'''Meghan:''' [[WildMassGuessing Donkey has, just, like]] [[BiggerIsBetterInBed a really big weiner!]] [[RetractableAppendages That he can tuck into his body!]]
** Later, during a scene [[VisualInnuendo where it looks like the Dragon is performing a "service" on Donkey.]]
-->'''Marcus:''' Oh, God, she's sucking his DICK!
-->'''Meghan:''' See? I told y'all! Donkey has a tail and a personal tail.
-->'''Marcus:''' [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar I can't believe this movie has an onscreen blowjob.]]
-->''(The dragon [[AlmostKiss leans into Donkey for a kiss and accidentally kisses Shrek's butt instead]])''
-->'''Dan:''' And that.
-->'''Marcus:''' [[ButtBiter And ASS EATING!]]
* Marcus's reaction to Fiona [[{{Foreshadowing}} pulling the bark off a tree]].
-->'''Marcus:''' Wait, so she has the strength of an ogre, and the body of a mortal?
-->'''Meghan:''' Where are you drawing the line here? [[CallBack When I explained to you the Donkey dick physics, you were totally cool with that, but ''now'' you're not okay...?]]
-->'''Marcus:''' I wasn't–I wasn't okay with that. ''(laughs)''
-->'''Dan:''' We just moved past it.
-->'''Marcus:''' Yeah, [[LetUsNeverSpeakOfThisAgain I didn't want to think about it anymore]].
* During the PlotMandatedFriendshipFailure, after Shrek overhears Fiona calling her ogre-form ugly late at night and [[DramaticallyMissingThePoint assumes she was talking about him]], he's noticably grumpy in the morning.
-->'''Marcus:''' What was he doing all night? ... Masturb--
-->'''Meghan:''' [[ADateWithRosiePalms Angrily jerking off.]]
-->'''Dan:''' [[CrossesTheLineTwice He made a new swamp.]]
-->''[[{{Squick}} (everyone groans and retches)]]''
-->'''Dan:''' "What are you guys doing in my swamp?" And you think he's being territorial, but he's like, "You know what that ''is?!''"
* Dan calls Lord Farquaad "Lord {{VideoGame/Fortnite}}," causing everyone in the room to erupt into laughter.
-->'''Dan:''' [[MemeticMutation After this airs, I want to see... Twitter usernames... "Lord Fortnite" all over Twitter.]]
* After Fiona's dramatic TransformationSequence:
-->'''Dan:''' [[WildMassGuessing What if, like,]] [[PrefersTheTrueForm becoming your true self]] and [[PowerGlows glowing with orange light...]] [[PottyFailure made you poop yourself]]?
-->'''Marcus:''' ''(wheezing laughter)'' ''[[NonSequitur Wha-a-a-at?]]''
* The Cosmonauts' introductions.
-->'''Marcus:''' I'm joined here with Meghan–[[ThemedAliases Cosmonaut Meghan]]...
-->'''Dan:''' [[BlatantLies Hi, it's me, Meghan.]]
-->'''Marcus:''' No, that's not it. ''(laughs)'' Say hi, Meghan.
-->'''Meghan:''' Hi, it's me, Dan.
-->'''Marcus:''' [[OnlySaneMan Goddamn it.]]
* The movie's well aged visuals [[TechnologyMarchesOn incite comparisons to]] WesternAnimation/ToyStory.
-->'''Marcus:''' [[SpecialEffectsFailure The scariest thing in Toy Story is Sid.]] Like, he looks like a fucking monster.
-->'''Dan:''' He's the only person who you actually see his face. It's really odd.
-->'''Marcus:''' A fucking ghoul.
-->'''Dan:''' [[VideoGame/StarFox64 Uncle Andross.]]
-->''(A comparison of Sid and the final boss of Star Fox 64 is shown)''
-->'''Marcus:''' ''(laughing)'' He ''does'' look like Andross!
* At one point, Shrek's character design is discussed.
-->'''Dan:''' What's the little vest do?
-->''(Marcus laughs)''
-->'''Meghan:''' It covers his nipples, Dan, don't be mean!
-->'''Marcus:''' It gets cold; they need to have nipple flaps.
-->'''Meghan:''' [[BizarreAlienBiology When ogres reach a certain age,]] [[LactatingMale they can't stop lactating]], so they all wear...
-->'''Marcus:''' ''(laughing)'' [[{{Squick}} STOP THIS BIT, PLE-E-EASE!]]
-->'''Dan:''' [[MeaningfulEcho "Anybody care for a pint?"]]
* When [[OfficialCouple Donkey and the Dragon]] meet:
-->'''Marcus:''' [[HotSkittyOnWailordAction ... How's Donkey fuck the Dragon?]] [[AnimalsLackAttributes Donkey don't even got a dick!]]
-->'''Meghan:''' [[WildMassGuessing Donkey has, just, like]] [[BiggerIsBetterInBed a really big weiner!]] [[RetractableAppendages That he can tuck into his body!]]
** Later, during a scene [[VisualInnuendo where it looks like the Dragon is performing a "service" on Donkey.]]
-->'''Marcus:''' Oh, God, she's sucking his DICK!
-->'''Meghan:''' See? I told y'all! Donkey has a tail and a personal tail.
-->'''Marcus:''' [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar I can't believe this movie has an onscreen blowjob.]]
-->''(The dragon [[AlmostKiss leans into Donkey for a kiss and accidentally kisses Shrek's butt instead]])''
-->'''Dan:''' And that.
-->'''Marcus:''' [[ButtBiter And ASS EATING!]]
* Marcus's reaction to Fiona [[{{Foreshadowing}} pulling the bark off a tree]].
-->'''Marcus:''' Wait, so she has the strength of an ogre, and the body of a mortal?
-->'''Meghan:''' Where are you drawing the line here? [[CallBack When I explained to you the Donkey dick physics, you were totally cool with that, but ''now'' you're not okay...?]]
-->'''Marcus:''' I wasn't–I wasn't okay with that. ''(laughs)''
-->'''Dan:''' We just moved past it.
-->'''Marcus:''' Yeah, [[LetUsNeverSpeakOfThisAgain I didn't want to think about it anymore]].
* During the PlotMandatedFriendshipFailure, after Shrek overhears Fiona calling her ogre-form ugly late at night and [[DramaticallyMissingThePoint assumes she was talking about him]], he's noticably grumpy in the morning.
-->'''Marcus:''' What was he doing all night? ... Masturb--
-->'''Meghan:''' [[ADateWithRosiePalms Angrily jerking off.]]
-->'''Dan:''' [[CrossesTheLineTwice He made a new swamp.]]
-->''[[{{Squick}} (everyone groans and retches)]]''
-->'''Dan:''' "What are you guys doing in my swamp?" And you think he's being territorial, but he's like, "You know what that ''is?!''"
* Dan calls Lord Farquaad "Lord {{VideoGame/Fortnite}}," causing everyone in the room to erupt into laughter.
-->'''Dan:''' [[MemeticMutation After this airs, I want to see... Twitter usernames... "Lord Fortnite" all over Twitter.]]
* After Fiona's dramatic TransformationSequence:
-->'''Dan:''' [[WildMassGuessing What if, like,]] [[PrefersTheTrueForm becoming your true self]] and [[PowerGlows glowing with orange light...]] [[PottyFailure made you poop yourself]]?
-->'''Marcus:''' ''(wheezing laughter)'' ''[[NonSequitur Wha-a-a-at?]]''
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* [[Creator/ShaquilleONeal Shaq's]] [[TheCameo cameo appearance]] prompts the crew to immediately make him [[TopGod the "Elderest God"]] who exiled Ed because they "don't like the idea of Shaq being underneath Ed."
-->'''Marcus:''' Every 1000 years, he comes back with a Good Burger. When he perfects it, he may escape.
-->'''Dan:''' He has set a rule: "Ed, you will recognize my fame, but not who I am. You will never remember who I truly was."
-->'''Shaq!Marcus:''' [[GodInHumanForm This is the form that I choose to take amongst mortals...]] [[MemeticMutation Gold Bond Foot Cream]].
** After Shaq tries out the Good Burger.
-->'''Shaq:''' ''(with his mouth full)'' Tastes good. Tastes good!
-->'''Shaq!Marcus:''' ... but not good enough to bring you back home, son.
-->'''Shaq!Dan:''' 100 more years!
* When Ed throws [[HoneyTrap Roxanne]] onto the ground, leaving her motionless.
-->'''Marcus:''' They battle now.
-->'''Dan:''' ... She's dead.
-->'''Marcus:''' He straight up fucking killed her. [[SuddenlyShouting HE'S KILLED HER!]]
* During the movie's falling action, when Dexter reveals the Mondo Burger staff's plot directly to the police, Dan preemptively says [[StockPhrases "Is this true?"]] only for him to accidentally say it in unison with the cop holding Kurt.
-->'''Andre:''' Check that off bingo.
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-->'''Marcus:''' Every 1000 years, he comes back with a Good Burger. When he perfects it, he may escape.
-->'''Dan:''' He has set a rule: "Ed, you will recognize my fame, but not who I am. You will never remember who I truly was."
-->'''Shaq!Marcus:''' [[GodInHumanForm This is the form that I choose to take amongst mortals...]] [[MemeticMutation Gold Bond Foot Cream]].
** After Shaq tries out the Good Burger.
-->'''Shaq:''' ''(with his mouth full)'' Tastes good. Tastes good!
-->'''Shaq!Marcus:''' ... but not good enough to bring you back home, son.
-->'''Shaq!Dan:''' 100 more years!
* When Ed throws [[HoneyTrap Roxanne]] onto the ground, leaving her motionless.
-->'''Marcus:''' They battle now.
-->'''Dan:''' ... She's dead.
-->'''Marcus:''' He straight up fucking killed her. [[SuddenlyShouting HE'S KILLED HER!]]
* During the movie's falling action, when Dexter reveals the Mondo Burger staff's plot directly to the police, Dan preemptively says [[StockPhrases "Is this true?"]] only for him to accidentally say it in unison with the cop holding Kurt.
-->'''Andre:''' Check that off bingo.
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* The numerous points at which they burst into laughter because [[HilariousInHindsight a scene from the movie coincidentally resembles]] [[Franchise/MarvelCinematicUniverse a Marvel movie]].
** After the two dimensions are merged, [[ReducedToDust Mario and King Koopa start dematerializing into particles]].
-->'''Marcus:''' [[MemeticMutation I don't feel so good, Luigi!]]
-->'''Dan:''' [[Film/AvengersInfinityWar It was the only way, Luigi.]]
* Throughout the video, the [[ThoseTwoGuys Hammer Bros.]] are repeatedly compared to either Creator/JohnnyDepp, [[Characters/WarioAndWaluigi Wario and Waluigi]], or [[Theatre/RosencrantzAndGuildensternAreDead Rosencrantz and Guildenstern]].
-->'''Meghan:''' We're just gonna call that guy Johnny Depp for the rest of the movie, right? Like, that's what we're doing? 'Cause that really does look like Johnny Depp.
-->'''Marcus:''' It doesn't look anything like Johnny Depp.
-->'''Dan:''' I kinda like the Waluigi take a little bit.
-->'''Meghan:''' No, I hate it.
-->'''Marcus:''' That's Wario and Waluigi.
-->'''Meghan:''' [[PerverseSexualLust Waluigi's way sexier than that]].
-->''({{Beat}})''
-->'''Marcus:''' [[FlatWhat What?]]
-->''(Everyone [[{{Corpsing}} corpses]])''
* A random shot of a black cop, [[NonSequitur inexplicably]], prompts them to reference [[TheAtoner Al Powell]] from Film/DieHard.
-->'''Marcus:''' "I'm a cop. Goodbye--"
-->'''Meghan:''' ''[[CrossesTheLineTwice "I shot a kid."]]''
-->'''Marcus:''' [[RedundantDepartmentOfRedundancy "I shot a kid."]]
-->'''Dan:''' [[RuleOfThree "I shot a kid!"]]
* Dan, as the designated movie expert of the day, reveals that Creator/BobHoskins and Leguizamo frequently got drunk on set to cope with the film's infamously bad working conditions. [[SnarkBait Marcus does not miss the opportunity to bring this up again whenever something stupid happens onscreen.]]
-->'''Marcus:''' You know, ''(clicks tongue)'' [[INeedAFreakingDrink I'd get drunk too if I was in this movie]].
* [[ItMakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext When Toad is de-evolved into a Goomba.]]
-->'''Marcus:''' [[InNameOnly This is what happens to Toad in the Mario movie.]]
-->'''Meghan:''' This is actually what they teach in Christian schools during the science unit.
-->'''Marcus:''' [[ArtisticLicensePaleontology Where dinosaurs turn into people--]]''(Goomba!Toad is shown onscreen)'' Oh! Oh my ''god!''
-->'''Dan:''' There he is! It's Toad!
-->'''Meghan:''' Oh... Oh, I hate it.
* After King Koopa unfurls his [[OverlyLongTongue tongue]] at Daisy.
-->'''[[SpeakInUnison Marcus & Meghan]]:''' Ooooooooh!
-->'''Meghan:''' [[FetishFuel What that mouth do?!]]
* Marcus's reaction to Toad getting set on fire.
-->'''Marcus:''' [[BigNo NO!]] ''[[SayMyName TOAD!]]'' WHAT THE FUCK?! THEY KILLED HIM! ''(laughing)'' I HATE THIS MOVIE!
-->'''Meghan:''' Why do they have fire extinguishers in this universe, but not brakes?
* [[BlackComedy Lena's death]], in which she is blown against a wall and [[StrippedToTheBone reduced to a skeleton]].
-->'''Luigi:''' Man, [[BondOneLiner she sure makes an impression]].
-->''(Marcus bursts into laughter and applauds)''
-->'''Meghan:''' [[DudeNotFunny This woman is]] ''[[DudeNotFunny dead,]]'' [[DudeNotFunny Luigi!]]
* [[HarsherInHindsight The World Trade Center getting destroyed]] causes everyone to wince for 5 seconds straight.
* "Love those plumbers."
-->'''Dan:''' That's what I say. Everyday I get up in the morning, I grab my [[UsefulNotes/NintendoSwitch Switch]], and I [[{{Squick}} sit on the toilet for 35 minutes]]; I say "Love those plumbers."
** After the two dimensions are merged, [[ReducedToDust Mario and King Koopa start dematerializing into particles]].
-->'''Marcus:''' [[MemeticMutation I don't feel so good, Luigi!]]
-->'''Dan:''' [[Film/AvengersInfinityWar It was the only way, Luigi.]]
* Throughout the video, the [[ThoseTwoGuys Hammer Bros.]] are repeatedly compared to either Creator/JohnnyDepp, [[Characters/WarioAndWaluigi Wario and Waluigi]], or [[Theatre/RosencrantzAndGuildensternAreDead Rosencrantz and Guildenstern]].
-->'''Meghan:''' We're just gonna call that guy Johnny Depp for the rest of the movie, right? Like, that's what we're doing? 'Cause that really does look like Johnny Depp.
-->'''Marcus:''' It doesn't look anything like Johnny Depp.
-->'''Dan:''' I kinda like the Waluigi take a little bit.
-->'''Meghan:''' No, I hate it.
-->'''Marcus:''' That's Wario and Waluigi.
-->'''Meghan:''' [[PerverseSexualLust Waluigi's way sexier than that]].
-->''({{Beat}})''
-->'''Marcus:''' [[FlatWhat What?]]
-->''(Everyone [[{{Corpsing}} corpses]])''
* A random shot of a black cop, [[NonSequitur inexplicably]], prompts them to reference [[TheAtoner Al Powell]] from Film/DieHard.
-->'''Marcus:''' "I'm a cop. Goodbye--"
-->'''Meghan:''' ''[[CrossesTheLineTwice "I shot a kid."]]''
-->'''Marcus:''' [[RedundantDepartmentOfRedundancy "I shot a kid."]]
-->'''Dan:''' [[RuleOfThree "I shot a kid!"]]
* Dan, as the designated movie expert of the day, reveals that Creator/BobHoskins and Leguizamo frequently got drunk on set to cope with the film's infamously bad working conditions. [[SnarkBait Marcus does not miss the opportunity to bring this up again whenever something stupid happens onscreen.]]
-->'''Marcus:''' You know, ''(clicks tongue)'' [[INeedAFreakingDrink I'd get drunk too if I was in this movie]].
* [[ItMakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext When Toad is de-evolved into a Goomba.]]
-->'''Marcus:''' [[InNameOnly This is what happens to Toad in the Mario movie.]]
-->'''Meghan:''' This is actually what they teach in Christian schools during the science unit.
-->'''Marcus:''' [[ArtisticLicensePaleontology Where dinosaurs turn into people--]]''(Goomba!Toad is shown onscreen)'' Oh! Oh my ''god!''
-->'''Dan:''' There he is! It's Toad!
-->'''Meghan:''' Oh... Oh, I hate it.
* After King Koopa unfurls his [[OverlyLongTongue tongue]] at Daisy.
-->'''[[SpeakInUnison Marcus & Meghan]]:''' Ooooooooh!
-->'''Meghan:''' [[FetishFuel What that mouth do?!]]
* Marcus's reaction to Toad getting set on fire.
-->'''Marcus:''' [[BigNo NO!]] ''[[SayMyName TOAD!]]'' WHAT THE FUCK?! THEY KILLED HIM! ''(laughing)'' I HATE THIS MOVIE!
-->'''Meghan:''' Why do they have fire extinguishers in this universe, but not brakes?
* [[BlackComedy Lena's death]], in which she is blown against a wall and [[StrippedToTheBone reduced to a skeleton]].
-->'''Luigi:''' Man, [[BondOneLiner she sure makes an impression]].
-->''(Marcus bursts into laughter and applauds)''
-->'''Meghan:''' [[DudeNotFunny This woman is]] ''[[DudeNotFunny dead,]]'' [[DudeNotFunny Luigi!]]
* [[HarsherInHindsight The World Trade Center getting destroyed]] causes everyone to wince for 5 seconds straight.
* "Love those plumbers."
-->'''Dan:''' That's what I say. Everyday I get up in the morning, I grab my [[UsefulNotes/NintendoSwitch Switch]], and I [[{{Squick}} sit on the toilet for 35 minutes]]; I say "Love those plumbers."
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* His description of Peter getting bitten by the spider that gives him his powers:
-->'''Marcus:''' So anyway, Peter gets bitten by [[BlatantLies some brown recluse, and then he]] [[SurprisinglySuddenDeath dies peacefully in his sleep]].
* His description of Peter getting bitten by the spider that gives him his powers:
-->'''Marcus:''' So anyway, Peter gets bitten by [[BlatantLies some brown recluse, and then he]] [[SurprisinglySuddenDeath dies peacefully in his sleep]].
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-->'''Marcus:''' [[ExaggeratedTrope And if you really wanna be an asshole]], [[ComplexityAddiction and get even more granular]], the droid says "I'll send these little bugs to go kill Padme!" [[IdiotPlot Palpatine sends a man who sends a man, who sends a shapeshifter, who sends a robot, who sends bugs to go kill Padme]]. And what's even funnier is that after they chase the robot and the shapeshifter, [[WhyDontYouJustShootHim Jango has a chance to go kill Padme]], but instead he ''goes out of his way'' to ''assassinate the person'' he hired ''to assassinate Padme''.
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-->'''Marcus:''' [[ExaggeratedTrope And if you really wanna be an asshole]], [[ComplexityAddiction asshole, and get even more granular]], the droid says "I'll send these little bugs to go kill Padme!" [[IdiotPlot [[ComplexityAddiction Palpatine sends a man who sends a man, who sends a shapeshifter, who sends a robot, who sends bugs to go kill Padme]]. And what's even funnier is that after they chase the robot and the shapeshifter, [[WhyDontYouJustShootHim Jango has a chance to go kill Padme]], but instead he ''goes out of his way'' to ''assassinate the person'' he hired ''to ''[[IdiotPlot assassinate Padme''.the person he hired to assassinate Padme]]''.
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-->'''Yoda!Marcus:''' [[SarcasmMode Secretly genius, these prequels are!]] [[TheyChangedItNowItSucks are! Many original ideas, these movies have!]]
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* The RunningGag of Creator/KelMitchell's character Ed [[WildMassGuessing secretly being an elder god living in a constructed world]].
* Whenever Sinbad's character appears, his [[AsHimself guest appearance on]] [[Series/ItsAlwaysSunnyInPhiladelphia Always Sunny]] is referenced.
-->''Shot of Mr. Wheat [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything bending Dexter over a car]] is shown onscreen''
-->'''Marcus:''' Oh, God, he's gonna fuck him on the car.
-->'''Sinbad:''' And you my [[PrecisionFStrike BITCH]]!
* The Cosmonauts' reaction to the patty slipping out of Dexter's hands during his brief stint working at Mondo Burger.
-->'''[[UncreditedRole ???]]:''' [[SpecialEffectsFailure Was that on a string?]]
-->'''Marcus:''' (laughing) Someone yanked it out of his hands!
-->'''[[UncreditedRole ???]]:''' So surreal.
-->'''Dan:''' [[WildMassGuessing I think the background for this is]] [[EnforcedMethodActing he thought he was doing a serious role, but then the director kept putting things on strings]] (Marcus laughs) and he's just doing the best he can.
* Their explanation for why Ed and [[SatelliteLoveInterest Monique]] look similar.
-->'''Marcus:''' That's one of Kel's demon powers.
-->'''[[UncreditedRole ???]]:''' (laughing) [[SelfDuplication He's projecting a female doppelganger]]!
-->'''Dan:''' She was a marionette. He projected his image onto her.
-->'''[[UncreditedRole ???]]:''' [[CallBack That's where all the strings are from!]]
-->'''Marcus:''' Yep. (laughs) [[RealityWarper This is Kel's puppet world]]!
* When Dexter realizes Ed was the reason [[IncitingIncident he got into a car accident with Mr. Wheat]].
-->'''Dexter:''' Now I know where I saw you before!
-->'''Dan:''' [[TomesOfProphecyAndFate I saw you in the old testaments]]!
-->'''Marcus:''' The old scriptures.
-->'''[[UncreditedRole ???]]:''' [[HarbingerOfImpendingDoom The original traitor. The fifth]] [[HorsemenOfTheApocalypse Horseman of the Apocalypse]]!
-->'''Marcus:''' ''[[SayMyName Ed!]]''
* When ska music starts playing during a montage.
-->'''Dan:''' Hey, Marcus, [[UnintentionalPeriodPiece is this movie timeless]]?
-->'''Marcus:''' This movie ''is'' timeless, yes, [[InsaneTrollLogic because it is not set in time]].
-->'''[[UncreditedRole ???]]:''' It's in a PocketDimension!
-->'''Dan:''' Plucked from the tales of... some [[TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons D&D]] book we've never read.
-->'''Marcus:''' [[GainaxEnding The last shot is]]--[[FlyawayShot It just zooms out of a turtle's eye, and the turtle's in space]].
-->''Shot of Mr. Wheat [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything bending Dexter over a car]] is shown onscreen''
-->'''Marcus:''' Oh, God, he's gonna fuck him on the car.
-->'''Sinbad:''' And you my [[PrecisionFStrike BITCH]]!
* The Cosmonauts' reaction to the patty slipping out of Dexter's hands during his brief stint working at Mondo Burger.
-->'''[[UncreditedRole ???]]:''' [[SpecialEffectsFailure Was that on a string?]]
-->'''Marcus:''' (laughing) Someone yanked it out of his hands!
-->'''[[UncreditedRole ???]]:''' So surreal.
-->'''Dan:''' [[WildMassGuessing I think the background for this is]] [[EnforcedMethodActing he thought he was doing a serious role, but then the director kept putting things on strings]] (Marcus laughs) and he's just doing the best he can.
* Their explanation for why Ed and [[SatelliteLoveInterest Monique]] look similar.
-->'''Marcus:''' That's one of Kel's demon powers.
-->'''[[UncreditedRole ???]]:''' (laughing) [[SelfDuplication He's projecting a female doppelganger]]!
-->'''Dan:''' She was a marionette. He projected his image onto her.
-->'''[[UncreditedRole ???]]:''' [[CallBack That's where all the strings are from!]]
-->'''Marcus:''' Yep. (laughs) [[RealityWarper This is Kel's puppet world]]!
* When Dexter realizes Ed was the reason [[IncitingIncident he got into a car accident with Mr. Wheat]].
-->'''Dexter:''' Now I know where I saw you before!
-->'''Dan:''' [[TomesOfProphecyAndFate I saw you in the old testaments]]!
-->'''Marcus:''' The old scriptures.
-->'''[[UncreditedRole ???]]:''' [[HarbingerOfImpendingDoom The original traitor. The fifth]] [[HorsemenOfTheApocalypse Horseman of the Apocalypse]]!
-->'''Marcus:''' ''[[SayMyName Ed!]]''
* When ska music starts playing during a montage.
-->'''Dan:''' Hey, Marcus, [[UnintentionalPeriodPiece is this movie timeless]]?
-->'''Marcus:''' This movie ''is'' timeless, yes, [[InsaneTrollLogic because it is not set in time]].
-->'''[[UncreditedRole ???]]:''' It's in a PocketDimension!
-->'''Dan:''' Plucked from the tales of... some [[TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons D&D]] book we've never read.
-->'''Marcus:''' [[GainaxEnding The last shot is]]--[[FlyawayShot It just zooms out of a turtle's eye, and the turtle's in space]].
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* Marcus's weeaboo persona returns and [[ExaggeratedTrope gets taken up to eleven]] in ''VideoGame/ForHonor... ''VideoGame/ForHonor: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-XYMfi1YkA Anime Edition!]]''.Edition]]''.
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* During his review of Film/HarryPotterAndThePhilosophersStone, he criticizes [[WhatAnIdiot how gullible and compliant Harry is]].
-->'''Quirrell:''' Come here, Potter! Now!
-->''(Beat)''
-->'''Harry!Marcus:''' [[MoodWhiplash Okie-dokie!]]
* [[DeadpanSnarker Marcus']] [[SarcasmMode thoughts on the first movie:]] "Damn, this movie is good, but it'd be way better with [[FantasticRacism racism]] in it."
-->'''Quirrell:''' Come here, Potter! Now!
-->''(Beat)''
-->'''Harry!Marcus:''' [[MoodWhiplash Okie-dokie!]]
* [[DeadpanSnarker Marcus']] [[SarcasmMode thoughts on the first movie:]] "Damn, this movie is good, but it'd be way better with [[FantasticRacism racism]] in it."
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* The RunningGag of Ed [[WildMassGuessing secretly being an elder god living in a constructed world]].
-->'''Marcus:''' ''I'' think he is [[EldritchAbomination a primordial being]]. I don't think he's of this earth.
* The RunningGag of Ed [[WildMassGuessing secretly being an elder god living in a constructed world]].
-->'''Marcus:''' ''I'' think he is [[EldritchAbomination a primordial being]]. I don't think he's of this earth.
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-->'''Marcus:''' And that sounds like the kind of thing I would make up, [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer but it's actually fucking true]].
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* When he introduces Film/TheWolverine, coming off of the infamous Film/XMenOriginsWolverine.
-->'''Marcus:''' [[SuddenlyShouting THIS MOVIE IS... FUCKIN'...]] [[BaitAndSwitch pretty good]]. Yeah. I actually kinda like this movie.
* When he introduces Film/TheWolverine, coming off of the infamous Film/XMenOriginsWolverine.
-->'''Marcus:''' [[SuddenlyShouting THIS MOVIE IS... FUCKIN'...]] [[BaitAndSwitch pretty good]]. Yeah. I actually kinda like this movie.
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* In response to fan demand, Marcus decides to finally do a video on the then-recent Aquaman movie... [[BaitAndSwitch and reviews a]] [[AprilFoolsDay novelty Batman coffee mug instead.]]
-->'''Marcus:''' ... I've always said I prefer when (Batman) has shorter ears. Not only because [[RuleOfCool they look cooler]], [[SarcasmMode but because they lend for]] [[SkewedPriorities more acceptable coffee mug designs]].
* The review ends with him switching back to talking about the movie and giving it a 4/10.
* In response to fan demand, Marcus decides to finally do a video on the then-recent Aquaman movie... [[BaitAndSwitch and reviews a]] [[AprilFoolsDay novelty Batman coffee mug instead.]]
-->'''Marcus:''' ... I've always said I prefer when (Batman) has shorter ears. Not only because [[RuleOfCool they look cooler]], [[SarcasmMode but because they lend for]] [[SkewedPriorities more acceptable coffee mug designs]].
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-->'''Marcus:''' So Palpatine needs Padme dead, but he doesn't want to do it himself. So he asks Count Dooku to go kill Padme, but Count Dooku doesn't want to do it himself. So Count Dooku asks Jango Fett to go kill Padme, but Jango Fett [[RuleOfThree doesn't want to do it himself]]. So he asks his shapeshifter friend to go kill Padme, but the shapeshifter [[OverlyLongGag sends a robot to go kill Padme]].
-->''(Cut to shot of [[Series/ItsAlwaysSunnyInPhiladelphia Charlie]] [[MemeticMutation knocking on wall covered in unsent mail]])''
-->'''Marcus:''' [[ExaggeratedTrope And if you really wanna be an asshole]], [[ComplexityAddiction and get even more granular]], the droid says "I'll send these little bugs to go kill Padme!" [[IdiotPlot Palpatine sends a man who sends a man, who sends a shapeshifter, who sends a robot, who sends bugs to go kill Padme]]. And what's even funnier is that after they chase the robot and the shapeshifter, [[WhyDontYouJustShootHim Jango has a chance to go kill Padme]], but instead he ''goes out of his way'' to ''assassinate the person'' he hired ''to assassinate Padme''.
-->''(Cut to shot of Yoda on Luke's back)''
-->'''Yoda!Marcus:''' [[SarcasmMode Secretly genius, these prequels are!]] [[TheyChangedItNowItSucks Many original ideas, these movies have!]]
-->''(Cut to shot of [[Series/ItsAlwaysSunnyInPhiladelphia Charlie]] [[MemeticMutation knocking on wall covered in unsent mail]])''
-->'''Marcus:''' [[ExaggeratedTrope And if you really wanna be an asshole]], [[ComplexityAddiction and get even more granular]], the droid says "I'll send these little bugs to go kill Padme!" [[IdiotPlot Palpatine sends a man who sends a man, who sends a shapeshifter, who sends a robot, who sends bugs to go kill Padme]]. And what's even funnier is that after they chase the robot and the shapeshifter, [[WhyDontYouJustShootHim Jango has a chance to go kill Padme]], but instead he ''goes out of his way'' to ''assassinate the person'' he hired ''to assassinate Padme''.
-->''(Cut to shot of Yoda on Luke's back)''
-->'''Yoda!Marcus:''' [[SarcasmMode Secretly genius, these prequels are!]] [[TheyChangedItNowItSucks Many original ideas, these movies have!]]
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-->'''Marcus:''' Oh, look, now Batman's winning, because he [[ToiletHumor farted on Superman]]...
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* The cosmonauts' frequent comments on [[HollywoodBeautyStandards the attractiveness of the actors]].
-->'''Meghan:''' Look at Creator/JohnLeguizamo's [[DistractedByTheSexy fucking juicy ass]].
* The cosmonauts' frequent comments on [[HollywoodBeautyStandards the attractiveness of the actors]].
-->'''Meghan:''' Look at Creator/JohnLeguizamo's [[DistractedByTheSexy fucking juicy ass]].
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* His bewilderment about the plot of Chamber of Secrets, namely the notion that Salazar Slytherin "taught (the basilisk) to be racist."
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* His bewilderment about over the plot of Chamber of Secrets, Film/HarryPotterAndTheChamberOfSecrets, namely the notion that Salazar Slytherin "taught (the basilisk) to be racist."
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-->'''Optimus Prime:''' [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness We will kill them all.]]
-->'''Marcus:''' ''(bursts into laughter)'' WHAT?!
-->'''Dan:''' We're gonna--We're gonna what?
-->''(A bunch of Autobots proceed to [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill tear a Decepticon limb from limb]])''
-->'''Marcus:''' WHAT THE FUCK?! ''(laughing)'' THEY'RE MURDERING HIM!
-->'''Dan:''' It's the WesternAnimation/SmilingFriends bit!
-->'''Marcus:''' ''(bursts into laughter)'' WHAT?!
-->'''Dan:''' We're gonna--We're gonna what?
-->''(A bunch of Autobots proceed to [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill tear a Decepticon limb from limb]])''
-->'''Marcus:''' WHAT THE FUCK?! ''(laughing)'' THEY'RE MURDERING HIM!
-->'''Dan:''' It's the WesternAnimation/SmilingFriends bit!
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* Cosmonaut's videos in regards of ''VideoGame/{{Overwatch}}'' are hilarious and utter treats to watch:
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwqTAFQlJOg&t The Best Character in Overwatch?]] It's Junkrat. He can be your waifu. He has a sensitive side. "Ooh, oops~ Did I~ dooo thaaat??" Also gives the effect of propelling Junkrat into a MemeticBadass in a hilarious way.
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkAuaFLgo2w Life of an Average Genji Player]]. AKA Marcus roleplays as an edgy wannabe weeaboo in trying to play as Genji and [[{{Noob}} proceeded to play him inefficiently]] and having his game taken away by his 'mom' for incessant yelling and cursing.
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwqTAFQlJOg&t The Best Character in Overwatch?]] It's Junkrat. He can be your waifu. He has a sensitive side. "Ooh, oops~ Did I~ dooo thaaat??" Also gives the effect of propelling Junkrat into a MemeticBadass in a hilarious way.
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkAuaFLgo2w Life of an Average Genji Player]]. AKA Marcus roleplays as an edgy wannabe weeaboo in trying to play as Genji and [[{{Noob}} proceeded to play him inefficiently]] and having his game taken away by his 'mom' for incessant yelling and cursing.
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* Cosmonaut's videos in regards of old ''VideoGame/{{Overwatch}}'' videos are hilarious and utter treats to watch:
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwqTAFQlJOg&t The Best Character inOverwatch?]] It's Junkrat. He can be your waifu. He has a sensitive side. "Ooh, oops~ Did I~ dooo thaaat??" Also gives the effect of propelling Overwatch]], which turns Junkrat into a MemeticBadass in a hilarious way.
MemeticBadass.
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkAuaFLgo2w Life of an Average Genji Player]]. AKA Marcus roleplays as an edgy wannabe weeabooin by trying to play as Genji and [[{{Noob}} proceeded failing to play him inefficiently]] and garner any success]] before having his game taken away by his 'mom' for incessant yelling and cursing.
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwqTAFQlJOg&t The Best Character in
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkAuaFLgo2w Life of an Average Genji Player]]. AKA Marcus roleplays as an edgy wannabe weeaboo
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* The Weeaboo style in the Genji video Marcus's weeaboo persona returns when Marcus presents and [[ExaggeratedTrope gets taken up to eleven]] in ''VideoGame/ForHonor... [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-XYMfi1YkA Anime Edition!]]''. Every of the Genji video's weeabooness and silly stuffs return and taken up to eleven.
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* Cosmonaut's videos in regards of ''VideoGame/{{Overwatch}}'' are hilarious and utter treats to watch:
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwqTAFQlJOg&t The Best Character in Overwatch?]] It's Junkrat. He can be your waifu. He has a sensitive side. "Ooh, oops~ Did I~ dooo thaaat??" Also gives the effect of propelling Junkrat into a MemeticBadass in a hilarious way.
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkAuaFLgo2w Life of an Average Genji Player]]. AKA Marcus roleplays as an edgy wannabe weeaboo in trying to play as Genji and [[{{Noob}} proceeded to play him inefficiently]] and having his game taken away by his 'mom' for incessant yelling and cursing.
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nahtfq-l-_M The Most Hated Character in Overwatch?]] It's Mei... and he has a good reasons for it, but... hey, she does have a positive side! It's just that she has a nice... S... behind...
* The Weeaboo style in the Genji video returns when Marcus presents ''VideoGame/ForHonor... [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-XYMfi1YkA Anime Edition!]]''. Every of the Genji video's weeabooness and silly stuffs return and taken up to eleven.
* Marcus's [[SanitySlippage decent into madness]] at the end of his review of ''Film/{{Return of the Jedi}}'' is something to behold, and that's not the only time it happens.
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwqTAFQlJOg&t The Best Character in Overwatch?]] It's Junkrat. He can be your waifu. He has a sensitive side. "Ooh, oops~ Did I~ dooo thaaat??" Also gives the effect of propelling Junkrat into a MemeticBadass in a hilarious way.
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkAuaFLgo2w Life of an Average Genji Player]]. AKA Marcus roleplays as an edgy wannabe weeaboo in trying to play as Genji and [[{{Noob}} proceeded to play him inefficiently]] and having his game taken away by his 'mom' for incessant yelling and cursing.
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nahtfq-l-_M The Most Hated Character in Overwatch?]] It's Mei... and he has a good reasons for it, but... hey, she does have a positive side! It's just that she has a nice... S... behind...
* The Weeaboo style in the Genji video returns when Marcus presents ''VideoGame/ForHonor... [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-XYMfi1YkA Anime Edition!]]''. Every of the Genji video's weeabooness and silly stuffs return and taken up to eleven.
* Marcus's [[SanitySlippage decent into madness]] at the end of his review of ''Film/{{Return of the Jedi}}'' is something to behold, and that's not the only time it happens.
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** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwqTAFQlJOg&t The Best Character in Overwatch?]] It's Junkrat. He can be your waifu. He has a sensitive side. "Ooh, oops~ Did I~ dooo thaaat??" Also gives the effect of propelling Junkrat into a MemeticBadass in a hilarious way.
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkAuaFLgo2w Life of an Average Genji Player]]. AKA Marcus roleplays as an edgy wannabe weeaboo in trying to play as Genji and [[{{Noob}} proceeded to play him inefficiently]] and having his game taken away by his 'mom' for incessant yelling and cursing.
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nahtfq-l-_M The Most Hated Character in Overwatch?]] It's Mei... and he has a good reasons for it, but... hey, she does have a positive side! It's just that she has a nice... S... behind...
* The Weeaboo style in the Genji video returns when Marcus presents ''VideoGame/ForHonor... [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-XYMfi1YkA Anime Edition!]]''. Every
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* Marcus's [[SanitySlippage decent into madness]] at the end of
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* Marcus's description of the Batman vs. Superman fight in his [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MwVuay1WD8 review]] of ''Batman v Superman'' is definitely worth a few giggles.
* Marcus' review of the Harry Potter films is full of this:
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmABso6rgqM&ab_channel=TheCosmonautVarietyHour part 1]]
*** "Come here, Potter! NOW!" [[WhatAnIdiot "Okie dokie"]]
*** His bewilderment about the plot of Chamber of Secrets, namely the notion that Salazar Slytherin "taught (the basilisk) to be racist."
*** [[DeadpanSnarker Marcus']] [[SarcasmMode thoughts on the first movie:]] "Damn, this movie is good, but it'd be way better with [[FantasticRacism racism]] in it."
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkHeUCqm7hw part 2]]
***
* Marcus' review of the Harry Potter films is full of this:
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmABso6rgqM&ab_channel=TheCosmonautVarietyHour part 1]]
*** "Come here, Potter! NOW!" [[WhatAnIdiot "Okie dokie"]]
*** His bewilderment about the plot of Chamber of Secrets, namely the notion that Salazar Slytherin "taught (the basilisk) to be racist."
*** [[DeadpanSnarker Marcus']] [[SarcasmMode thoughts on the first movie:]] "Damn, this movie is good, but it'd be way better with [[FantasticRacism racism]] in it."
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkHeUCqm7hw part 2]]
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* Marcus's description of theBatman vs. Superman titular fight in his [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MwVuay1WD8 review]] of ''Batman v Superman'' is definitely worth a few giggles.
* Marcus' review of the Harry [[AC:Harry Potter films - All Movies Reviewed and Ranked (part 1)]]
* "Come here, Potter! NOW!" [[WhatAnIdiot "Okie dokie"]]
* His bewilderment about the plot of Chamber of Secrets, namely the notion that Salazar Slytherin "taught (the basilisk) to be racist."
* [[DeadpanSnarker Marcus']] [[SarcasmMode thoughts on the first movie:]] "Damn, this movie isfull good, but it'd be way better with [[FantasticRacism racism]] in it."
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* [[https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E650v6tXEAAOE4f?format=jpg&name=small The Dune Agenda.]]
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* Marcus and Dan's utter bewilderment at the [[DarkerAndEdgier increased]] [[BloodierAndGorier violence]] at the hands ofthis:
[[DesignatedHero the Autobots]].
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* Cosmonaut's videos in regards of ''VideoGame/{{Overwatch}}'' are hilarious and utter treats to watch:
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmABso6rgqM&ab_channel=TheCosmonautVarietyHour part 1]]
*** "Come here, Potter! NOW!" [[WhatAnIdiot "Okie dokie"]]
*** His bewilderment aboutcom/watch?v=vwqTAFQlJOg&t The Best Character in Overwatch?]] It's Junkrat. He can be your waifu. He has a sensitive side. "Ooh, oops~ Did I~ dooo thaaat??" Also gives the plot effect of Chamber of Secrets, namely the notion that Salazar Slytherin "taught (the basilisk) to be racist."
*** [[DeadpanSnarker Marcus']] [[SarcasmMode thoughts on the first movie:]] "Damn, this movie is good, but it'd be way better with [[FantasticRacism racism]]propelling Junkrat into a MemeticBadass in it."
a hilarious way.
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkHeUCqm7hw part 2]]
***com/watch?v=zkAuaFLgo2w Life of an Average Genji Player]]. AKA Marcus roleplays as an edgy wannabe weeaboo in trying to play as Genji and [[{{Noob}} proceeded to play him inefficiently]] and having his game taken away by his 'mom' for incessant yelling and cursing.
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nahtfq-l-_M The Most Hated Character in Overwatch?]] It's Mei, and he makes a good argument for it. At the end of the video, though, he does make an effort to list her positives... [[DistractedByTheSexy all while the camera]] [[MsFanservice zooms in on her backside]].
* The Weeaboo style in the Genji video returns when Marcus presents ''VideoGame/ForHonor... [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-XYMfi1YkA Anime Edition!]]''. Every of the Genji video's weeabooness and silly stuffs return and taken up to eleven.
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* Marcus's description of the
* "Come here, Potter! NOW!" [[WhatAnIdiot "Okie dokie"]]
* His bewilderment about the plot of Chamber of Secrets, namely the notion that Salazar Slytherin "taught (the basilisk) to be racist."
* [[DeadpanSnarker Marcus']] [[SarcasmMode thoughts on the first movie:]] "Damn, this movie is
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* [[https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E650v6tXEAAOE4f?format=jpg&name=small The Dune Agenda.]]
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[[AC:The Most Messed Up Transformers Movie]]
* Marcus and Dan's utter bewilderment at the [[DarkerAndEdgier increased]] [[BloodierAndGorier violence]] at the hands of
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[[folder:Other]]
* Cosmonaut's videos in regards of ''VideoGame/{{Overwatch}}'' are hilarious and utter treats to watch:
** [[https://www.youtube.
*** "Come here, Potter! NOW!" [[WhatAnIdiot "Okie dokie"]]
*** His bewilderment about
*** [[DeadpanSnarker Marcus']] [[SarcasmMode thoughts on the first movie:]] "Damn, this movie is good, but it'd be way better with [[FantasticRacism racism]]
** [[https://www.youtube.
***
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nahtfq-l-_M The Most Hated Character in Overwatch?]] It's Mei, and he makes a good argument for it. At the end of the video, though, he does make an effort to list her positives... [[DistractedByTheSexy all while the camera]] [[MsFanservice zooms in on her backside]].
* The Weeaboo style in the Genji video returns when Marcus presents ''VideoGame/ForHonor... [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-XYMfi1YkA Anime Edition!]]''. Every of the Genji video's weeabooness and silly stuffs return and taken up to eleven.
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* The Weeaboo style in the Genji video returns when Marcus presents ''VideoGame/ForHonor... [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-XYMfi1YkA Anime Edition!]]''. Every of the Genji video's weeabooness and silly stuffs return and taken UpToEleven.up to eleven.
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* Marcus's description of the Batman vs. Superman fight in his [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MwVuay1WD8 review]] of ''Batman v Superman'' is definitely worth a few giggles.
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* Marcus's description of the Batman vs. Superman fight in his [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MwVuay1WD8 review]] of ''Batman v Superman'' is definitely worth a few giggles.giggles.
* Marcus' review of the Harry Potter films is full of this:
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmABso6rgqM&ab_channel=TheCosmonautVarietyHour part 1]]
*** "Come here, Potter! NOW!" [[WhatAnIdiot "Okie dokie"]]
*** His bewilderment about the plot of Chamber of Secrets, namely the notion that Salazar Slytherin "taught (the basilisk) to be racist."
*** [[DeadpanSnarker Marcus']] [[SarcasmMode thoughts on the first movie:]] "Damn, this movie is good, but it'd be way better with [[FantasticRacism racism]] in it."
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkHeUCqm7hw part 2]]
***
* Marcus' review of the Harry Potter films is full of this:
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmABso6rgqM&ab_channel=TheCosmonautVarietyHour part 1]]
*** "Come here, Potter! NOW!" [[WhatAnIdiot "Okie dokie"]]
*** His bewilderment about the plot of Chamber of Secrets, namely the notion that Salazar Slytherin "taught (the basilisk) to be racist."
*** [[DeadpanSnarker Marcus']] [[SarcasmMode thoughts on the first movie:]] "Damn, this movie is good, but it'd be way better with [[FantasticRacism racism]] in it."
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkHeUCqm7hw part 2]]
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* Marcus's [[https://youtu.be/fpmH_Rrn8e0 summary]] of how convoluted and ridiculous the plot to assassinate Padme at the beginning of ''Film/AttackOfTheClones'' is.
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* Marcus's [[https://youtu.be/fpmH_Rrn8e0 summary]] of how convoluted and ridiculous the plot to assassinate Padme at the beginning of ''Film/AttackOfTheClones'' is.is.
* Marcus's description of the Batman vs. Superman fight in his [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MwVuay1WD8 review]] of ''Batman v Superman'' is definitely worth a few giggles.
* Marcus's description of the Batman vs. Superman fight in his [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MwVuay1WD8 review]] of ''Batman v Superman'' is definitely worth a few giggles.
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* Marcus's [[SanitySlippage decent into madness]] at the end of his review of ''Film/{{Return of the Jedi}}'' is something to behold, and that's not the only time it happens.
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* Marcus's [[SanitySlippage decent into madness]] at the end of his review of ''Film/{{Return of the Jedi}}'' is something to behold, and that's not the only time it happens.happens.
* Marcus's [[https://youtu.be/fpmH_Rrn8e0 summary]] of how convoluted and ridiculous the plot to assassinate Padme at the beginning of ''Film/AttackOfTheClones'' is.
* Marcus's [[https://youtu.be/fpmH_Rrn8e0 summary]] of how convoluted and ridiculous the plot to assassinate Padme at the beginning of ''Film/AttackOfTheClones'' is.
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* The Weeaboo style in the Genji video returns when Marcus presents ''VideoGame/ForHonor... [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-XYMfi1YkA Anime Edition!]]''. Every of the Genji video's weeabooness and silly stuffs return and taken UpToEleven.
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* The Weeaboo style in the Genji video returns when Marcus presents ''VideoGame/ForHonor... [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-XYMfi1YkA Anime Edition!]]''. Every of the Genji video's weeabooness and silly stuffs return and taken UpToEleven.UpToEleven.
* Marcus's [[SanitySlippage decent into madness]] at the end of his review of ''Film/{{Return of the Jedi}}'' is something to behold, and that's not the only time it happens.
* Marcus's [[SanitySlippage decent into madness]] at the end of his review of ''Film/{{Return of the Jedi}}'' is something to behold, and that's not the only time it happens.
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** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkAuaFLgo2w Life of an Average Genji Player]]. AKA Marcus roleplays as an edgy wannabe weeaboo in trying to play as Genji and [[{{Noob}} proceeded to play him inefficiently inefficiently]] and having his game taken off away by his 'mom' for incessant yelling and cursing.
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* Cosmonaut's videos in regards of ''VideoGame/{{Overwatch}}'' are hilarious and utter treats to watch:
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwqTAFQlJOg&t The Best Character in Overwatch?]] It's Junkrat. He can be your waifu. He has a sensitive side. "Ooh, oops~ Did I~ dooo thaaat??" Also gives the effect of propelling Junkrat into a MemeticBadass in a hilarious way.
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkAuaFLgo2w Life of an Average Genji Player]]. AKA Marcus roleplays as an edgy wannabe weeaboo in trying to play as Genji and proceeded to play him inefficiently and having his game taken off by his 'mom' for incessant yelling and cursing.
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nahtfq-l-_M The Most Hated Character in Overwatch?]] It's Mei... and he has a good reasons for it, but... hey, she does have a positive side! It's just that she has a nice... S... behind...
* The Weeaboo style in the Genji video returns when Marcus presents ''VideoGame/ForHonor... [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-XYMfi1YkA Anime Edition!]]''. Every of the Genji video's weeabooness and silly stuffs return and taken UpToEleven.
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwqTAFQlJOg&t The Best Character in Overwatch?]] It's Junkrat. He can be your waifu. He has a sensitive side. "Ooh, oops~ Did I~ dooo thaaat??" Also gives the effect of propelling Junkrat into a MemeticBadass in a hilarious way.
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkAuaFLgo2w Life of an Average Genji Player]]. AKA Marcus roleplays as an edgy wannabe weeaboo in trying to play as Genji and proceeded to play him inefficiently and having his game taken off by his 'mom' for incessant yelling and cursing.
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nahtfq-l-_M The Most Hated Character in Overwatch?]] It's Mei... and he has a good reasons for it, but... hey, she does have a positive side! It's just that she has a nice... S... behind...
* The Weeaboo style in the Genji video returns when Marcus presents ''VideoGame/ForHonor... [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-XYMfi1YkA Anime Edition!]]''. Every of the Genji video's weeabooness and silly stuffs return and taken UpToEleven.
