History Funny / TheCinemaSnob2013Episodes

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-->'''Snob''': No, you can't! You promised us a [[AccidentalMisnaming Wow Wow Weebl Wobble Bobble]] and came through with [[spoiler:nothing]]. You're the dirty Christmas of children's entertainers!

* "I can't really scoff at that. That's more Emmys than I've ever won." (GlassesPull) "But you are looking at the winner of the 2003 award for Worst Picture of the Year at the first annual Route 66 Film Festival. (''laughs'') I won a cup and an empty pizza box. Beat that, Tim Noah!"

-->'''Snob''': (beyond pissed) WHAT?! So, in other words, this movie should've just been called "In Search for [[spoiler:Nothing]]"?!

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* "I only like incest when [[Film/StarWars George Lucas does it]]... wait, no I don't!"

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* [[Film/{{Batman}} "This town needs an enema!"]]

* Since people were so upset that he didn't make a comparison of the Crimebuster to a [[Series/DoctorWho Dalek]], he makes it in this one.
-->You know what would make this movie good? If they were robots in the future, and a Dalek was chasing them! ''[Cuts back to Brad]'' ''You're welcome.''

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* In Gayracula's funeral scene, he adds [[GratuitousLatin "Pie Jesu Domine..."]] from ''MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail''...but when the title and credits play the theme to ''Film/YoungFrankenstein'', he has to clarify that he did ''not'' add that to the movie.

* Jake coming in and accidentally interrupting Snob/Craig/Vincent's filming. And then it turns out that when he films, he puts a [[TheGodfather horse's head]] on the door.

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* The repeated {{Take That}}s at ''AGoodDayToDieHard'', given ''Crackerjack'' is a "DieHardOnAnX".
* Complaining on how again a cop with an AwesomeMcCoolName ends with a nickname.

-->By the way, with Creator/BenAffleck playing Batman, this could mean a Batman vs. ReindeerGames crossover.

* The fist fight between the PI and the Sheriff, set to [[BlazingSaddles "The French Mistake"]].

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* "If I'm gonna pull a movie out of my ass to do my location send-off video, might as well pick a movie that pulls itself out of its ass. That's because the other location it would've pulled out of was plugged up. Seriously, this is the last movie that you wanna wake up one morning and find in your bathroom trash can." (''looks off-camera'') "Is that my limit for tampon jokes? Did I exceed it already? All right, all right, just making sure." (''title screen displays the letters "EMS"'') "We should be very careful, because this is a porno that's going through some severe EMS! What? That's not a tampon joke! That's a general PMS joke! I know this because I had a mediocre 90's comedian ghost-write this episode for me!"

* Since people were so upset that he didn't make a comparison of the Crimebuster to a [[DoctorWho Dalek]], he makes it in this one.

--> '''Snob''': Or how about Variety's claim that that the film contained no apparent talent. [shows shot of KevinBacon and Betsy Palmer] Right? This cast went nowhere. Bunch of no names, really.

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* The dick jokes;
* Snob making the puppet [[GroinAttack head-butt/punch his groin]];
* The fart joke, my God, the fart joke;
* The song when he makes the ventriloquist act of drinking while the puppet sings? [[CallBack "It's an Inky]] [[Film/NudistColonyOfTheDead Dinky Doodah Morning"]].

* "Still, I am extremely dissapointed. Given its subject matter, it is clear that this movie was TRYING to be OscarBait. Thank God the Academy saw right through that...ooh, big pair of juicy, sweaty, voluptuous, milky, juggy, oh ho gazongas! [{{Beat}}] Dyanne Thorne's hot."
* If you have seen [[DiamandaHagan Diamanda Hagan's]] scathing review of the film, it is rather hilarious seeing the Snob [[MaleGaze constanty admiring Dyanne Thorne's assets]] while [[ButchLesbian Diamanda]] was downright disgusted over how [[UncannyValley unnatural]] massive breast implants make her figure look. AllMenArePerverts and all that.

* "I sort of sympathize with Leatherface here. Sure, he is a serial killer who think the sledgehammer is better than the gun, but it ''is'' rather annoying to keep catching people breaking into your house."

** Especially memorable scenes include the immortal line 'What, I have to stick a chartreuse marshmallow up your arse?', Jake running around wearing a plastic horse head, and Jake, Brad, Sarah and Jillian becoming an impromptu band, playing along with 'Pleasant Valley Sunday'.

** The RunningGag of ''ItsAlwaysSunnyInPhiladelphia'' jokes spices up the review. "It's the Wibble Wobble Toll Troll!"