History Funny / TheCinemaSnob2013Episodes

* After discovering the film's alternate title is ''Tom Thumb and Little Red Riding Hood.''

-->'''Tim Noah''': Who am I trying to kid? I'm no superhero.
-->'''Snob''': I dunno, you'd make a pretty good SquirrelGirl.

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* The Snob tries to figure out how to address the film's infamous rape scene in an [[OverlyLongGag Overly Long Gag]] with Jake, Sarah, Jillian and [[TheSpoonyExperiment Spoony]] reprising their roles from ''[[Film/TheCinemaSnobMovie The Cinema Snob Movie]]''. This culminates in a [[BlackComedyRape wacky re-imagining]] of the scene set to [[Music/TheMonkees ''Pleasant Valley Sunday'']].

* When he learns James Gandolfini had a small part, he shows that the film's ending is scored to [[Music/{{Journey}} "Don't Stop Believin'"]]... [[TheSopranos and it cuts short]]. Cue Snob apologizing for it, [[BlatantLies claiming he had a joke, but can't remember it.]]

* "Oh Z-Man, you are the [[Film/BattlefieldEarth Terl]] of this movie...[[WebOriginal/TheSpoonyExperiment Spoony's]] [[WebVideo/ToBoldlyFlee Turrell]].

* Comparing the trailer accident death to a [[SaturdayNightLive Mr. Bill]] sketch.

* The Snob's reaction to the movie's inexplicable GenreShift from SlasherFilm to campy {{Superhero}} movie.

* "This scene isn't very funny, but it's nothing a little fast motion can't fix." Cue him playing the audio of a sex scene in double-speed, so everyone sounds like chipmunks.

-> "What do you expect me to say? I'd let Dyanne Thorne piss on my face."

* "Still, I am extremely dissapointed. Given its subject matter, it is clear that this movie was TRYING to be OscarBait."

* Declaring that the movie is what would happen if [[{{Batman}} Bruce Wayne]] had his parents killed by Santa.

* [[WorstWhateverEver "Worst]] [[{{E3}} E3 coverage]] [[WorstWhateverEver ever!"]]

--> '''Snob:''' Oh shit! The [[McDonalds McRib]] is back!

* "By the way, is this a hospital, or the fucking Dharma Initiative? This doesn't look like a labor scene; it looks like TheBrainThatWouldntDie 2: My Brain is Black!"

* The movie lends itelf to plenty of Soviet Russia jokes, such as the opening crawl ("That's a lot of words for '[[RussianReversal In Soviet Russia, Smaug desolates you]]!'") and Russian SuburbanKnights ("It ends with us taking over a small town in the American Midwest with the Cubans.").

-->'''Snob''' ...do I quote it? ...all right. ''[halfheartedly]'' [[HogansHeroes Hooogaaaaan!]]

* When a [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext T-Rex motors over to Tim Noah]], it gets overdubbed with the robot voice from ''[[GodfreyHoNinjaMovies Ninja Terminator]]''. [[LargeHam TRAITOR! LISTEN!]]

-->'''Snob''': Uh...you can eat them. Please...please for the love of God JUST eat them!

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