History Funny / TheBrakShow

12th Aug '16 12:47:57 AM arrgh
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* Zorak takes Dad on, and immediately gets attacked by a species of fly that loves to feed on mantis eye-juice.

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* Zorak takes Dad on, and immediately gets attacked by a species of fly that loves wasps, which Dad claims love to feed on mantis eye-juice.eye-juice.
** Despite being repeatedly stung in the eyes by wasps, with both eyes swelling grotesquely, Zorak manages to never blink.



--->'''Zorak:''' ''What!?''

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--->'''Zorak:''' ''What!?''''What!?''
* In "We Ski In Peace", Dad defending his decision to spend Brak's college fund on a boat by noting that [[CloudCuckooLander 'Brak isn't college material']]. Cut to Brak standing on a roadside somewhere dopily and atonally singing a song to himself that consists entirely of the word 'do' said different ways.
** In the same episode, Dad gets a job at an ice cream store, and him and Clarence (the only other employee, and manager) give Thundercleese a tag team of terrible customer service, including attacking the store's ice cream with a shotgun (comically shouting with every shot) on the grounds that 'it was about to rob us', offering to put Clarence's vomit in a cone, and giving him a customer satisfaction survey with no options except for the customer to say that they are terrible - Clarence then eats the survey.
*** They eventually satisfy Thundercleese by giving him a 'free coupon' that turns out to be a receipt for dry cleaning.
** [[RuleOfThree ALSO]] in this episode, is a quick one where Zorak enters the ice cream shop, spots Clarence, shouts 'You!' and chases him offscreen for a beating, none of which is acknowledged by any other character.
12th Aug '16 12:37:35 AM arrgh
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** "You drive around, you run a light...maybe you honk at the ladies and they say (''high girly voice'') 'Hey, chief! Where'd you get the new ride, ah?' And you say: (''ridiculous frat guy voice'') 'It's Parko's, maahn. I'm just keepin' it for him while he's in the joint. See ya later, maahn.' Then you drive away, so proud to be a nose-possessing man."

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** "You drive around, you run a light...maybe you honk at the ladies and they say (''high girly voice'') 'Hey, chief! Where'd you get the new ride, ah?' And you say: (''ridiculous frat guy voice'') 'It's Parko's, Paco's, maahn. I'm just keepin' it for him while he's in the joint. See ya later, maahn.' Then you drive away, so proud to be a nose-possessing man."
5th Mar '16 8:40:43 AM Fretless94
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** Just before that, Brak walks by twice crying. When Brak's mom notes there might be something wrong with him, his dad mutters, [[DysfunctionalFamily "There's something wrong with all of us, Darling."]]

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** Just before that, Brak walks by twice crying. When Brak's mom notes there might be something wrong with him, his dad mutters, [[DysfunctionalFamily "There's something wrong with all of us, Darling."]]"]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UI-NePCsTeA This exchange.]]
--->'''Zorak:''' Alright, whaddya wanna do?
--->'''Brak:''' Do you wanna make love, darling?
--->'''Zorak: WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME!!?'''
--->'''Brak:''' I wasn't talking to ''you''. I was practicing for my wedding night.
--->'''Zorak:''' ''What!?''
21st Feb '16 10:36:03 AM Geoduck
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* Zorak takes Dad on, and immediately gets attacked by a species of fly that loves to feed on mantis eye-juice.


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16th Feb '16 8:59:48 AM Bailoroc
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* In "Hippo", after Brak's dad gives some advice, Brak's mom replies, "Brak's not here. He ran out screaming hours ago."

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* In "Hippo", after Brak's dad gives some advice, Brak's mom replies, "Brak's not here. He ran out screaming hours ago.""
** Just before that, Brak walks by twice crying. When Brak's mom notes there might be something wrong with him, his dad mutters, [[DysfunctionalFamily "There's something wrong with all of us, Darling."]]
9th Sep '15 8:29:09 PM speedyboris
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* In "War Next Door", after Brak's dad gives some advice, Brak's mom replies, "Brak's not here. He ran out screaming hours ago."

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* In "War Next Door", "Hippo", after Brak's dad gives some advice, Brak's mom replies, "Brak's not here. He ran out screaming hours ago."
27th Aug '15 7:36:32 AM speedyboris
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Brak's little bit in "War Next Door" while dressed in a beet costume
I'm hot for ya, baby,
I'm a pickled beat!
I'm red but not embarrassed,
And I am good with meat.
Of course I make an excellent borscht!
And I'm hot for ya, babaaaaaaaaaaaah!


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* In "War Next Door", after Brak's dad gives some advice, Brak's mom replies, "Brak's not here. He ran out screaming hours ago."
2nd Jun '15 5:13:31 PM sandcastles
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* "Today is the day of the Carnival of Feet!
There'll be feet there and feet, and don't forget the feet.
I'll be there if I'm not somewhere else!
At the one and only Carnival of Feeeeet!"

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* "Today --->"Today is the day of the Carnival of Feet!
There'll --->There'll be feet there and feet, and don't forget the feet.
I'll --->I'll be there if I'm not somewhere else!
At --->At the one and only Carnival of Feeeeet!"
2nd Jun '15 5:12:49 PM sandcastles
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* Brak spends an episode competing in staring contests. His dad tricks him into blinking several times throughout their match.
--->"Before a contest, it is customary to blink at eachother. You go first."
--->"It looks like she wrote her phone number on the back of your eyelids!"
*At the end of the episode, a gigantic floating eyeball appears with a voice like Fat Albert, only known as "The Eye." He challenges Dad to a staring contest right before the credits.
--->"Float like a floating eye, sting like a floating eye! Oh yea!"


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* "Today is the day of the Carnival of Feet!
There'll be feet there and feet, and don't forget the feet.
I'll be there if I'm not somewhere else!
At the one and only Carnival of Feeeeet!"


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* Dad: Then you don't open the box! ... but I love you very much!
Brak's little bit in "War Next Door" while dressed in a beet costume
I'm hot for ya, baby,
I'm a pickled beat!
I'm red but not embarrassed,
And I am good with meat.
Of course I make an excellent borscht!
And I'm hot for ya, babaaaaaaaaaaaah!
*Brak hunts down Mr. Tickles' twin brother in One Fish Lake. He finds a gold fish with a large, prospector-like beard.
--->"Some say he still lives here and grew a beard... BUT THAT'S A DAMN LIE!"
22nd Nov '14 2:53:17 AM saffronpanther
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* To get Brak the okay to join him in seeing ''Ass Disaster 4'', which Zorak hints is a pornographic film, Zorak lies that the film is about donkeys. Cue Zorak's WTF reaction when he finds out the film actually ''is'' about donkeys.
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